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Sun November 24, 2013
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass blind dog and his ugly-ass brother find a home after being left abandoned on the streets of Philadelphia
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Lipstick-butt cat is AWOL - please keep an eye out if you're in the neighborhood
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Six-year-old boy who sees a pit bull attacking his little friend. Did he: a) run away, b) cry, or c) grab the dog by the collar and pull it off?
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop these happy newlyweds and their big jar of pickles
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Teenage girl can't pay her bus fare, so she does the sensible thing and maces the bus driver
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
♫So I said spell out "country blumpkin." ♪ I thought it'd come on back with nuthin'. ♪ That Google Glass is really something. You can dictate country blumpkin...♫
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Little brown dog survives 700 ft plunge down world's deepest man-made hole, tourists spot him at the bottom a few days later and throw him food until rescuers finally rescue him eight days later
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Online listing for a penthouse roommate in Washington DC lists offer for just $1 per month. All you have do besides paying the rent is be naked
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Indonesia raises volcano alert level to highest, before alert volcano raises Indonesia to highest level
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(Salon)
 
 
 
This just in: Law schools are greedy, useless, and toxic, especially since the legal profession is in disarray
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Otter really likes those clams - just ask Fawn Liebowitz
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Burglars steal potpourri from a smoke shop. Dude... dude
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Photoshop this nonconformist insect
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
And the losers are... Barack Obama, Dennis Rodman, Paula Deen... GQ's List of Least Influential Celebrities for 2013
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR declares war on Thanksgiving by declaring Americans should eschew traditional turkey, ham, stuffing, and mashed potatoes in favor of "French food"
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(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
Not News: New gated community. Still Not News: Will have gardens, theater, chapel. News: For the homeless. FARK: In Texas
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Okay, we've covered mashed potatoes. Now, want to know how to make good stuffing this Thanksgiving? Try this recipe, or list your favorite ones to the right
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Let he who has never had a three-hour photo shoot with erotically suggestive Jell-O cast the first stone
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(Liberals Unite)
 
 
 
You know how I know you want the Secret Service to pay you a visit over the holidays?
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Hundreds of drivers in Washington score over five on the pot-o-meter, stoking fears that... that... I don't know either
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania boldly moves forward into the 20th century, raises maximum speed limit to 70 (unless DOT officials get cold feet)
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
America's longest married husband and wife prepare to celebrate latest anniversary, are okay with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West eventually breaking their record
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(Cheezburger)
 
 
 
If you're going on vacation for three weeks, don't show your co-workers this article
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Braille club members blindsided over renting their facility to run a strip club
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Your scratch off ticket is worth $1000...umm...would you believe $10,000 (don't call the police)...how about $1 million and I go to jail?
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Happy Thanksgiving. Please vacate the premises within 7 days
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Your dog wants Acapulco Gold
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Dear Carolyn: I have been on a few wonderful dates with this man. Out of curiosity, I Googled his name. Signed: "Wish I Never Googled"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Article so full of urban legend subby is surprised they left out backwards messages in heavy metal albums
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man in a malting house
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Pepsi is getting pressured to reveal the identity of the farms it gets its sugar from and whether or not those farms were involved in land grabs that stole farmland from the poor. No word on what this could mean for the world's best pop manufacturer
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(Salon)
 
 
 
"The internet didn't change sex," claims woman who hasn't been paying attention
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Woman films cattle being abused, turns video over to sheriff's office, who arrest her for not reporting the abuse when it actually happened. Someone is really stupid here but I'm not sure who
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour, it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents, 3 hours of live music on public radio hosted by a farker in Juneau, Alaska. LGT stream
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Sat November 23, 2013
(Salon)
 
 
 
"Only one man in 100 reaches beyond the 5-to-7-inch average. Why are men lying, and why do women expect more?" Well, have you tried dating lately? That kind of lie works
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Police sergeant demoted for trying to catch bicycle thief by planting bike in public area, then staking it out for nine days. "During the time of his stakeout, three more bicycles were stolen in the area"
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(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
Iranian nukes defused
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Strip club offers 'guilt-free' lap dances to customers by promising to give proceeds to Charity... or Hope, or Amber, or Bambi, or Jade
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Today's new dental health fad is called "oil pulling", involves swishing coconut oil in your mouth to pull bacteria from your body: "My teeth are definitely whiter, it makes your mouth feel just really clean" (w/attractivece oil pulling pic)
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(Casper Star-Tribune)
 
 
 
There is no norm when it comes to why Wyoming families choose to home school, and before you go all crazy about social interaction, this is the woman I married
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(Some Good Ole Boy)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted original Dukes of Hazzard art painted by Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane himself, your wait is over
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Divorce judge orders man to pay his ex-wife $32 million in the next 28 days. Ex-wife calls the ruling 'disgraceful'
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this volleyballer
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Finally, a question for our times: can genital-shaped architecture truly be accidental?
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Scientists close in on finding most far-out galaxies, man
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Boy left note saying "I hate you all." Read the rest of the story and you'll all hate him back
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news everyone, alcohol is good for you again and can even improve your sex life
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
World's tallest roller coaster coming soon to, where else? Florida
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
There's hot and there's "confessed to sending ricin to President Obama and Mayor Bloomberg in an attempt to frame you yet still kind of want" hot. Remember: DSYDIC
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this afro'd gent
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Everyone said I was daft to drive next to a swamp, but I drove all the same, just to show them. I fell off a cliff and sank into the swamp
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
ProTrip: Known as the Hollywood of the North, Vancouver is one of the few destinations where one can ski, golf and masturbate in public all on the same day
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Mysterious chair appears in east Hollywood neighborhood. I'm so very scared. Help
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Even Syrian oaks aren't safe from Jihadist. The Syrian Maples try to look innocent
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Nooooooooooo FDA trans-fat ban may kill Bergers Cookies. Company says trans-fat free version tastes "nasty" and if they can't find an alternative soon they may have to go out of business
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Head of the FCC is, like most sensible people, opposed to cell phone use on airplanes
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(ABC Local)
 
 
 
The student loan debt crisis has reached $1 trillion, and only one man is brave enough to blow the lid off this scandal: KABC's very own Ric Romero
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bear cubs dancing in a forest. Of course it's d'awwwwww
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Want to get free tattoos and piercings for life? Help this tattoo parlor in Pennsylvania catch a burglar
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Do you shop on Thanksgiving? Well, congratulations; you're part of the problem
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Burglar breaks into a home to steal some chicken (w/ helpful file photo of what fried chicken, wedge fries, and a pint of beer might look like)
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Police searching for young woman who was running around in pink lingerie and no pants. Aren't we all?
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(Some Journalist)
 
 
 
"Great job for someone who is starting out, needs a change of pace or wants to hide from people they have pissed off. Will consider providing room and board to right candidate while you are getting settled"
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Miami Gardens officials say it's perfectly normal to arrest a clerk for trespassing at the store where he works. 62 times. Followup tag trumps Florida tag, but just barely
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
When I was your age, we didn't trick-or-treat, we went masking. And we didn't do it on Halloween, we did it on Thanksgiving. And we wore onions around our belts because that was the style at the time (Bonus: Pictures that will haunt your dreams)
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(Sheboygan Press)
 
 
 
If church bells ring, they're being jacked. In the pawn shops, they're on the rack. You know the world is just, the easier the bust. The dumbass didn't know the bells were tagged
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Pre-kindergarten teacher sends note home with kids saying they stink and she doesn't want to touch them. Some people have a problem with this
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Female architect who designed the Qatar stadium that resembles a vagina says that people are thrusting their own interpretations into it, pushing hard for the meaning to be different than she intended and stretching the intention
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"The dog ate my (candy-covered volcano) homework"
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a picture of a bison named Harvey Wallbanger Jr., standing on top of a trailer in the rain
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop these happy herders
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Today is your lucky day if you've always wanted to adopt the repaired skull of an 18th-century suicidal criminal
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(Some Cagey Guy)
 
 
 
And the internet is complete. Someone made a website that adds Nicolas Cage's face to selfies as they're uploaded to Instagram. It's truly mesmerizing
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(Frederick News Post)
 
 
 
On my honor, I will do my best to do my duty to Ceiling Cat and my country and to obey the Scout Law; to help other people at all times; to keep myself physically strong, mentally awake and morally straight; and help kitties on Caturday
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's a very Twin Cities Farksgiving. November 23rd
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(Some Visionary with poor spelling)
 
 
 
♬ And so where do we go from here... ♬
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
This trade-in for a Nissan 370Z takes balls
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
L.A. may have built a new $200 million residential and commercial complex atop an earthquake fault because officials didn't bother to do a seismic study. In Los Angeles
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. government maintains giant warehouse full of battleground explosives parts. They have top men working on it. Top men
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(Newser)
 
 
 
The woman whose rape accusation against three Duke lacrosse players was ultimately dismissed has now been found guilty of second-degree murder
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Americans need to stop shaking hands because that action passes too much bacteria between parties. The solution? Fist-bumping, which, despite also having skin-to-skin contact, will magically prevent bacteria from jumping hosts
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Fri November 22, 2013
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Charity in London comes up with an ad campaign that makes you confront your visual biases concerning the homeless with very interesting results
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(AOL)
 
 
 
North Korea makes it a crime to smoke in your own home. Oops, did I say North Korea? I meant San Rafael, Calif
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's an idiot hugging a shark
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
I deal with being the most hated person in school daily because my glass eye is a "slap in the face to God" (link replaced)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Gallery of school lunch photos that would make Lunch Lady Doris lose her lunch
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
School in England: Either your kids attend this Islamic trip, or they'll be forever labeled as racists
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
United: Sorry we almost killed your dog. Will $2700 buy your silence? Passenger: No, but it will buy you a front page news story about your attempt to silence me with money
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Olympic flame hitching a ride
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Apparently sharing a kiss in Morocco in public between two teenagers is frowned upon
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sriracha is about to go the way of the Twinkie. Which means there will be an artificial shortage as everyone spends hundreds of dollars on a bottle until it's all cleared up and everything returns to normal
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone. Blowjobs cause cancer
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
You know what sucks as a waitress? People running out on their bill. You know what REALLY sucks? Getting fired because you didn't pay their bill
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(Craigslist)
 
 
 
Used pickles for sale. Surprise
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Canadian pilot who crashed in Nashville names Taylor Swift as his next of kin. Troll level: dead
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Christian women: If you aren't a 24/7 "lifestyle" sub to your husband, you are going to hell, according to the Southern Baptist Convention's top expert on "family matters"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Republican Texas state lawmaker exercised his 2nd Amendment rights, or as law enforcement officials at the Austin-Bergstrom International Airport are calling it: "committed a felony"
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(Listverse)
 
 
 
Like sausages? Sometimes people do more with sausages than just eat them, though-to the point where it becomes bizarre and entertaining
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(Fark)
 
 
 
impromptu Burbank Fark Party
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
'If you want to have sex with your wife, don't buy flowers - do laundry.'
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
He can't possibly be guilty of murder. He looks so wholesome
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop Mona Lisa, ver. 1.0
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(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
Old School: Going next door with a cup to borrow some sugar. Reform School: Going next door with a sawed off shotgun to steal a wallet and a cell phone
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(Apple)
 
 
 
New version of Fark iphone app --Fark dev team
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oldest story in the book: You set up for wedding pictures on a busy New York street, and then outta nowhere *BAM* - Zack Braff
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Friday, and that means one thing: the Fark Quiz. Okay, two things: the Fark Quiz and a long lunch. Three things: the Fark Quiz, a long lunch and ignoring work
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Not news: Firefighter seeks compensation for on-the-job injury. Fark: Is suing a homeowner after a slip and fall
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Waiter carrying his apron leads to police lock down of several schools and a shopping mall. Guess which state
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(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
How Iceland is different from the rest of the planet, Chapter 24953: The most popular book is a sheep insemination guide, with details on 47 different sperm donors. "I have heard stories that people at elderly homes are fighting over the book"
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Put your money away everyone, Christmas is on Bolivia this year
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(KOLO TV Reno)
 
 
 
Guy wants to win back girl by writing her name in giant letters on a hillside. Guy makes one letter, gives up. This lack of dedication might help explain why they broke up to begin with. Just sayin'
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Paradise is full of stupid, narrow-minded idiots who hate their own children, and want them to wallow in human waste. Why yes, Paradise IS in Texas, why do you ask?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"McDonald's cured me of anorexia." GRIMACE
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Police station evacuated due to burrito. When will Chipotle's reign of terror end?
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
That Lee Harvey Oswald guy? Just an ordinary, low-skill, underachieving US Marine intel operative, trained in Russian, who defected to the Soviets, then re-defected to the US, (with pay), and then infiltrated J Edgar Hoover's top domestic targets
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rhino poaching nearly outpaces births, party membership growth
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A refrigerator may not save you from a nuclear bomb, but it does make a handy fishing boat if yours was smashed in a typhoon
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Busy New Yorkers can now take care of their sex toy shopping and grab a bite in one handy-dandy location
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, we heard you like ruined cities, so we put a ruined city under your ruined city
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(The Guardian Express)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one: a KKK member approaches a black musician at a bar, they become friends because of Jerry Lee Lewis, and the black man starts a crusade collecting robes and hoods of men he convinces to leave the Klan
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
As Krokodil makes it to Ohio, authorities ask you to "get your heroin from a trusted source"
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(KeysNet)
 
 
 
And here we have Jesus' toenails
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
The eighth-best chess player in the world is no longer the world champion. Magnus Carlsen defeats Vishy Anand 6.5-3.5
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
11-year-old QB runs his best play of the season by getting teammates to stand up for 6-year-old water coach who was getting picked on for speech difficulties
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(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
"Dear Parents, students are no longer permitted to date each other until they move on to 6th grade. Sincerely, the Principal"
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Prostitute tries to bring her kid to "bring your child to work" day. Oh dear
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Colorado: It's time we had a talk about your snow covered patio furniture
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Judge spares long-time drug dealer from prison and allows him to spend Christmas with his daughter, the first time in 15 years he has not been in jail for the holidays. "I am going to give you the best Christmas present you could ever hope for"
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Sleep well, citizen. The Department of Homeland Security is working vigilantly to protect you from: A) terrorists, B) narcotics, C) fake lipstick
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Canine rat-hunting Manhattan meetups on the rise; Segways to be used for equestrian version of the hunt
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Something inside your home could be killing you, and you might be sitting on it RIGHT NOW
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(Soshiok)
 
 
 
I don't always drink champagne. But when I do, I only drink champagne purchased from a vending machine
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(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
Teens play 'Knockout' with 60-year-old woman. Woman plays 'Duck Hunt' with teens
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
CBSNews.com will be streaming their coverage from 50 years ago today at precisely 1:38pm ET, marking the moment the country first heard about the events in Dallas
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Bar raises drinking age to 25 because young people are annoying
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
"He was outside his mother's home...wearing only boxer underwear and carrying a rifle with a scope." Oh, Florida
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(ITV)
 
 
 
British prison guards say convicts are smoking so much marijuana in their cells that the guards can't get the pot smell out of their uniforms
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Journalists are concerned that you're not taking this whole "Knockout Game" that is totally sweeping the country for real and isn't just the latest bit of internet hysteria and want you to know that it's being caused by Grand Theft Auto
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(Shepton Mallet Journal)
 
 
 
Gravedigger mourns loss of job after topless photo
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Batman wanted for home invasion. Apparently, spending time in Florida turned him into a criminal
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Redanus
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(The Chive)
 
 
 
Alex Chacon has a motorcycle. He likes to ride it. He likes to record his rides with his little camera. Like the one he took from Alaska to Argentina
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(London 24)
 
 
 
Twitter hoaxer tricks journalists into thinking his neighbours were arrested in the London slave case. They camp outside, one even sends a helicopter
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
If only there was some number to call to have the police come to your house to investigate the grenade your son found in the backyard.... oh well, just bring it to them instead
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Time to get out of the basement, Farkers: NASA is offering press access for 50 "social media users" for its next launch to the International Space Station
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Teenager Becomes Musical Genius After Suffering Head Injury." In other news, a horde of baseball bat-wielding music fans last seen stalking Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, and anyone even remotely associated with Nickelback
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Hey...hey, Gary, it's Tom. Guess...no, shut up. Guess where I'm--NO I SAID GUESS WHERE I'M CALLING FROM. I KNOW YOU CAN'T HEAR ME BECAUSE THE SIGNAL IS WEAK, BUT I'M CALLING YOU FROM THE AIRPLANE"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Plus-size lingerie store invites their customers to post revealing pictures of themselves online. Since this is Fark and the story is being reported by an English tabloid, you can be assured that all the images are respectful and tasteful
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
'Man-Eating Monster' Dino Made Way for T. Rex, says science magazine that has completely given up
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(Blisstree)
 
 
 
Sorry, all you engineering and computer science and "business" majors out there, but English majors are going to be taking your jobs
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Kurds now shaping middle eastern peace process, continue to add their squeaky deliciousness to poutine
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Flight of Pakistan Airways pilot delayed by 9 months due to his being four times over the drink limit and subsequent jailarity - "Pakistan rules state there should be 12-hour gap between "bottle and throttle", no matter how much the pilot had drunk"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: The United States According to Fark
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what it's like to have your house destroyed by a tornado? Of course you haven't. Not safe for work language, of course
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Man emerges from shower and grabs a golf club to chase a deer out of his house; proving that shower caddies are indeed very useful
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(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Massive Chinese fire drill takes place after massive Chinese pipeline explosion
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New Jersey residents complain that neighboring military base plays the National Anthem too loudly every morning. Homeowners say it violates the local ordinance which only permits loud music by Sinatra or Springsteen
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
From 3000BC to now, 5,000 years of religion in 90 seconds
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(East Grinstead Courier)
 
 
 
What do you take to work? Keys? Phone? Sandwiches? Meet the receptionist who takes the orphaned meerkat pups she's adopted after they were rejected by their parents
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man accused of punching a cop who tried to arrest him for stealing a bottle of fortified wine. Are you mad, dog? (Bonus: Instagram photo effect on his mugshot)
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Can the police arrest you on drug-related charges even if you don't have any drugs? Of course
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas Board of Education: Math is hard work
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(Fox 10 Mobile)
 
 
 
"No one has the right to shoot someone else," complains the family of a guy who was shot while robbing a Dollar General, forcing an employee to his knees and holding a gun to his head
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Rob Ford: The Movie
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(NPR)
 
Video
 
On November 22nd, 1963, the director of the Boston Symphony broke the news to his musicians and the audience that the President had been assassinated. Here is the audio from that event, and the remarkable music which followed
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
November 22nd, 1963: One man's rash actions and delusions resulted in an irreversible change to the American mindset, drastically changing lives for the worse and destroying innocence. That's right; Walt Disney had the idea to build Disney World
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Pastor takes eleven year old girl out to woodshed and teaches her a lesson repeatedly. "Teets is charged with unlawful restraint, corruption of minors, unlawful contact with a minor and luring a child, among other charges"
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(Decatur Daily)
 
 
 
City officials evacuate half the town due to a suspicious package. I'm not going to say it was pot, but...yeah
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Boring news: single vehicle accident causes major traffic jam. FARK: driver was distracted by fireworks inside the vehicle
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Ski mask: Check. Get-away car: Check. An open bank to rob: ...D'OH
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(Time)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving may be ruined by a Nor'Easter instead of your in-laws, as is tradition
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
We all pick our battles in life, and everyone's battles are equally important. Except yours, guy fighting for a custom license plate
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Seniors, if your Mexican grandchild calls asking for money, make sure you have a Mexican grandchild
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Thu November 21, 2013
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Pro-Tip: If you're going to cut down and sell over 300 trees, don't do it in a state park. Someone will notice
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Man stopped and questioned by police 258 times in four years, searched more than 100 times, and arrested 62 times for trespassing. His crime? Showing up at work and clocking in when scheduled
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Caption this pic of Harry Reid celebrating today's vote on ending filibusters
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(Wired)
 
 
 
This 6-Foot, 330-Pound Robot May One Day Save Your Life, unless you live in a middle eastern country, in which case it will probably be the thing that kills you
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate tackles the tough issues, like how to pronounce "doge"
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(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Half a dozen groups vying for the right to fail jumping the Snake River on the 40th anniversary of Evel Kneivel's jump
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mall collapse traps dozens in fLatvia
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(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
If you host an off-campus "Colonial Bros and Nava-Hos" frat party, several communities will frown upon your shenanigans
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thirty-three-year-old female teacher seduces 16-year-old student with raunchy Facebook selfies of herself pouting in sexy clothes for sexy time, gets banned from ever teaching again (w/you'd let her teach you a thing or two pic)
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Professional chicken catcher fired over his attitude can't get jobless aid. In other news, there is a such thing as a professional chicken catcher
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this overhead horn
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
Hey, it's not drunk driving if I'm riding this backhoe down the road, is it? Yes. Yes it is
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Obamacare's big winners: Insurers. Oops
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
If you have money to throw away during your next hotel stay, be sure to ask for pet massages, a bathtub hammock, solid gold iPad, hand-cut soap, a tanning butler or the room equipped with bondage equipment
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(The Kitchn)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Beans come in many sizes and shapes, can work as a side or an entrée, and find their way into a huge variety of dishes. So what do you use and why? Show us what makes your beans good for more than tootin'.. NTTAWWT
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(HyperVocal)
 
 
 
Finally, FINALLY, Cinnabon and vodka combined forces
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(High Country Press)
 
 
 
Author writes letter to authorities to keep her book about surviving a repressive regime from being banned. Is it in: A) Cuba, B) North Korea, or C) North Carolina?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Photoshop this poolside pout
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when your caller ID says a Democrat is calling but when you answer the phone it's really a Republican?
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(My Kawartha)
 
 
 
Restaurant patron: "What are your specials today?" Restaurant employee: [whips out his junk]
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Proof once again that traffic citations are like savings bonds. The longer you ignore them the more they increase in value
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(iVillage)
 
 
 
So apparently, snakes wearing tiny hats is now a 'thing'
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
From the Department of Americans Really Spend A Lot Of Time Worrying About Irrelevant Crap: yet another town passes a law against wearing pants too low
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(Purple Clover)
 
 
 
Now that you are getting older, it's okay that you aren't horny anymore
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(The Daily Show)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart has brokered a truce in the Great New York-Chicago Pizza War... by declaring that "Chicago is very tasty, New York is very good, and lets face facts, at least we aren't California"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Today's 'Burglar gets stuck in bathroom window and has to beg cops to free him brought to you by Hull, England and the letters, 'D-U-M-B-A-S-S'
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Maybe it's time to address the true housing crisis in America: There are simply not enough high-end, several-hundred-million dollar apartments and other homes for the billionaire class to live a comfortable lifestyle
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Man calls Dollar General with list of sex acts he seeks to perform on clerk, calls back demanding alarm codes. It's like an Appalachian edition of The Pickup Artist
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Prankee pranks the prankster. Hilarity ensues
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Those three women who passed the Marine's physical tests? Yeah, the Marines have decided they can't actually be in the infantry because, well, *because*
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(io9)
 
 
 
The acid flashbacks were never this real before
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(Southampton Daily Echo)
 
 
 
News: person in court accused of making pornographic images of animals and children; Fark: 18 year old girl
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Great: You are a military veteran. Good: You fought in the Korean war. Bad: You though it was a good idea to go to North Korea for vacation
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Man killed by falling hay bale. First little pig unavailable for comment
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(Augusta Chronicle)
 
 
 
Naked Male? Check. Wearing a Turban? Check. Trying to put on pink panties and pantyhose? Well, that's just a Sunday Night in Augusta, GA
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bad: crushed to death under a mob of people of Wal*Mart. Worse: Wal*Mart refuses to pay the token fine for your death
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Turns out Ikea has built its own 1984-style surveillance state. Although one imagines it took ages to put up and will fall apart under the slightest pressure
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(Santa Cruz Sentinel)
 
 
 
Story number two in our special "Backwater college student hangs a confederate flag and bullies black roommate relentlessly" series
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(The College Fix)
 
 
 
Some college idiot, who just woke up in a haze of pot smoke and ramen noodles, is outraged that a school official called the peanut butter sandwich racist more than a year ago
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
"Buddhist extremist cell vows to unleash tranquility on the west"
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Half-naked toddler with beer wandering through an alley, no utilities, cat poop, and a five-gallon bucket of feces. The Aristocrats
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CEO gets second job as a panhandler
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Moose vs shark
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
See, kids? Genocide is a good thing. Your homework assignment tonight is to find one person from another faith and slaughter them in the name of Jesus
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(Cape Cod Times)
 
 
 
Meet the reporter who put a presidential assassin six feet under
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Police chief under fire for profanity-laced, full auto-strewn Youtube videos is starting his own militia. Only $25 a month plus a clean urine sample and you're in. Must supply own camo
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Scientific proof that Stephanie Meyers is no J.K. Rowling or Suzanne Collins
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(CBS DC)
 
 
 
The marching band should have refused to yield
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Cool: Miraculously escaping death. Fark: by falling cows
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
As American as baseball, apple pie, and Sriracha
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Yea, though I walk through the shelves of fiction, I will fear lost sales
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(KERO 23 Bakersfield)
 
 
 
Your two-year old isn't breathing. Do you (a) call an ambulance (b) drive to the hospital or (c) wait patiently at a bus stop for the city bus that is going to stop every two minutes to pick up and drop off passengers?
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(Change.org)
 
 
 
"...I hereby demand, in the name of the self-righteous masses of America, that you delete your website 'change.org' from the World Wide Web. Forever." Finally, a Change.org petition subby can get behind
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
African warlord Joseph Kony ready to surrender to international court, causing Central African Republic to have a couple of rookies warm up their machete arms in case they have to come in off the bench
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New findings from the Romero Center for Plain As The Nose On Your Face Revelations indicates that men with hot wives report happier marriages
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(Slate)
 
 
 
It's time we Americans move Thanksgiving to October so we can start the Christmas shopping season a month earlier
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
There are three things guaranteed in life: death, taxes, and Charles Manson never confessing to Helter Skelter
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
You occasionally hear those stories of rightfully convicted felons professing their innocence for years while in prison. This is not one of those stories
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Three London women held as slaves for over 30 years. I know of three ladies in Cleveland that will be quite sympathetic to them
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
New York Public Library acquires the archives of Tom Wolfe, didn't know there WERE that many ice cream suits and abandoned 80,000-word short stories in the world
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
I see your Qatar football stadium that looks like a lady's hoo-haa, and raise you an entire housing estate that resembles a gentleman's hampton
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Montgomery County school bus service being criticized for its new ultra-fast student drop-off feature
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pilots accidentally land Boeing 747 at small airport in Kansas, appear to have donated the entire plane to the town
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
And now you know why you never accept a business card from a man whose profession is "scatomancer"
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Man charged with cheating customer in drug deal found dismembered and burning in two towns
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Have a look at the least successful calendar in the world: Twelve months of Welsh phone booths. "We didn't sell a single copy," laments publisher. "Are we not all fed up with David Beckham, Lady Ga-Ga, One Direction and dare I say Cliff Richard?"
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
As the days get colder, more and more animals are attracted to the warmth of our cars. Including cows
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(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
Thief rips ATM out of the ground at Chase Bank drive-thru. Police say the suspect is large, green, and quite unlikeable when angry
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(Time)
 
 
 
Dumbass suspended for snorting smarties
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Don't let your cows walk on your roof, silly weaver (pic)
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Suddenly the walls of the fifth dimension are torn asunder as a blind pit bull learns to use his brother as a seeing eye dog
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(My Fox Phoenix)
 
 
 
Arizona teen got into a fight after flying the Confederate flag at school. He says it's a symbol of less government, not racism or slavery and it shouldn't be offensive. Now his parents are thinking of filing a police report for a hate crime
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Kansas group files suit claiming evolution is a religion and therefore cannot be taught in science classes
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Dog successfully signs up for Obamacare, promises to keep owner on its plan until he's 26
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(Lincolnshire Echo)
 
 
 
Geocaching is fun, until you get to the Death By Cow part
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
"Yeah I worked very hard. I worked 320 hours of overtime over the pay period and earned over $16,000 for my extra work"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The incident has led the Foreign Office to remind tourists to be careful when staying in hotels with balconies - especially cute tourists with outstanding boobs
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Norwegian Army to go all vegetarian. Now how are they supposed to defend Eco Base from Imperial Walkers eating that crap
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(Natural News)
 
 
 
You usually expect a hospital to treat an ill child and her family with compassion and sensitivity. Kidnapping the kid, seizing custody, and threatening the parents so you can make money by treating the kid for a made-up illness? Not so much
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Fall camping trip for employees of the Ministry of Silly Walks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
North Carolina cop receives award for removing unexploded bomb from a man's neck. The victim, a Mr. Pliskin, was not available for comment
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senator says that military commanders must be involved in every step of sexual assault
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence, my husband corresponds with prisoners who, upon their release, show up at my house unannounced, looking to borrow the car and my children. Is this normal? Any cause for concern?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
So you got fired by your ex-Playmate boss for being "too cute"? Awwwwwww, isn't that . . . nevermind
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hundreds of dollars bills posted by patrons stolen while bar is closed. Police vow to stake out all strip joints 24/7 until the perp is apprehended
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Three cases of hellish flesh-eating drug Krokodil reported in Ontario. Two users remain in critical condition and the third has returned to his job as mayor of Toronto
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Today's Mensa candidate caught speeding on a suspended license with 96 bags of heroin in the car is brought to you by Poquoson, Virginia
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(Metro)
 
 
 
British cops appeal for help identifying participants in machete fight. Especially the dude who showed up to a knife fight carrying only an umbrella
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Wait, you're saying that if I try to lose weight by only eating cotton balls soaked in orange juice it might not be good for me?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Canadians secretly love Rob Ford because he makes them feel more American and less Canadian
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Teens get high and start playing a knife-throwing game. Gee, I wonder how this story ends
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Meet some of the top 0.1% who've pledged to give the majority of their fortunes away when they die
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're a double-amputee riding a motorized scooter at a Walmart and you brought your service dog and a gun with you and you happen to get into a fight with the assistant manager...you know what? This story is getting too weird, I'm stopping here
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Sack containing $223,600 falls out of armored car, found by Louisiana's most honest--and hottest--peace officer
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Sales of single-serve coffee have tripled since 2011. Your local landfill surrenders
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cancer detecting bees. Hold still, this might sting a little
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(KJRH Tulsa)
 
 
 
"Who gets up at 8:30 in the morning and decides they're going to go to Walmart, take off all their clothes and masturbate in the women's bathroom?" Apparently this guy. w/vid of witness confronting him
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Imagining the post-antibiotics future. It ain't pretty
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Kids these days and their darn caring about trying to cure a disease
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(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
Dumb: Neck tattoos. Dumber: Face tattoos. Farkest: Jewelry implanted in your eyeball
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 446: "High Dynamic Range Photography 4". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed November 20, 2013
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
These candles smell like fried chicken, because 'Merica
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Would you turn off your cell phone in a restaurant for a 50 percent discount?
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Town forgets to hold elections. Again. Thus allowing the current mayor and council members to stay in power. Again
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Doctor arrested after his female patient realizes that whips and sex toys aren't part of your typical checkup
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Jet Blue flight makes emergency landing in Orlando after the escape slide inflates into the galley causing 40,000 dollars in damage to several rather dry turkey sandwiches
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this HVAC unit
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Turns out you still can't cure alcoholism with a haircut
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Here's how to de-seed a pomegranate, like a pervert. You'll only need three seconds
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Can you name the capital of Canada? Yes? Great you're smarter than these Harvard students. No? Ah, who cares? It's only Canada
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientist who has come to believe in reincarnation seeks to convince others. Subby tried that in a former life but nobody listened
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh has attacked other people for their drug use, but don't dare bring up his druggie past on his show
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The first four women are set to graduate after completing the Marine Corps' grueling 59-day infantry combat training school. Now that's hardcorps
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"He called my nephew a nasty name and my nephew Cole cocked him in the mouth. I'm proud of my nephew for doing that." Says one parent in an Iowa town where parents have rallied to defend the bullying of an autistic child
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(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
Obvious: Chicks dig jerks. Fark: Cute 25-year-old wants to marry Charles Manson
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Article lede: Family that stiffed waitress out of tip because of her "gay lifestyle" still welcome at restaurant. Actual quote by restaurant's GM: "By law we cannot stop them from coming back to eat here"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
You dirty son-a-ma-batches, farging iceholes, lousy corksoakers, you... just kidding
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(Social Reader)
 
 
 
"They own yachts, big ol' French chateaux and collect fine wine, so what's left to buy the one percenter for the holidays?" Gift ideas for those least in need of gifts
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(Hampton Roads)
 
 
 
Officials in Virginia are very concerned about: A) quality jobs, B) affordable healthcare, or C) a disturbing lack of acorns in the state's forests
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
These poor kids probably didn't even get to eat the delicious Mexican meal they stole the car to get in the first place
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Turkish trio
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How I got a degree in child development and never learned a damn thing about children
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(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
"I was in that home, but the devil set me up and put this handgun in my hand and this stolen property in my pockets"
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
"All the while, his family says, he was convinced the government has planted radio frequency chips in his teeth. He wrote on one note...ObamacaresRFID." if you like your mental illness, you can keep it?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not wanting to be outdone by the NSA, your new LG Smart TV comes with a Terms and Conditions as well as a Privacy Policy
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Citizens' Stamp Advisory Committee furious with Postal Service over: a) years of operating in the red, b) terrible on-time delivery record, or c) Harry Potter stamps
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(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Highway closed due to terrible beer
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(Macon Telegraph)
 
 
 
Two-week-old library is closed indefinitely. It happened in Georgia, though, where no one really needs any more of that book learnin'
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(Magnetic Magazine)
 
 
 
Hipsters posing for video when they think they're posing for photos
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Villagers brand Prince Charles a 'bully' for sending them letters invoking ancient right to mine under their homes. Wait until they hear about "prima nocte"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Is being too cuddly in bed with a new partner more offensive than releasing a malodorous breeze?
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(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Masked man holds up supermarket with spear gun, fails to get either cash or fish
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you're a tubby pilot or air traffic controller, now might be a good time to start that diet
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Thanks to Bill Gates, the condom of the future will be made from beef tendon
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(103.5 The Beat)
 
 
 
"Yes officer. I smell gas. I left all the burners on. The voices in my head and I are hoping for an explosion"
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(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
Tennessee library staff puzzled by book thief, patrons by books
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
I was totally on your side. I hate speed cameras too. I could have even gone with the 'HERO' tag. But then swastika
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
If you're into kiddie porn, it's probably a good idea not to post it on Instagram
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Sex offender caught red handed, red faced, and with other red bits sticking out here and there (w/pic)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
For some reason, other countries are deciding to pull their business from U.S. cloud service companies because they don't want the NSA protecting their freedoms
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(Politico)
 
 
 
U.S. army directs its media corp to use only images of ugly female soldiers in published materials, presumably to avoid a sure-defeat in an arms race with the Israelis
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Newly-elected Board of Education member decides to honor the Newtown shooting victims by buying boxes of ammo for his friends. Hilarity does NOT ensue
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
George Zimmerman is described as alone, depressed and fascinated by guns in the days after after his acquittal. Now, don't you feel bad about all those mean things you said about him?
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(Channel 4)
 
 
 
Hurrah, we're not all going to die in a nuclear accident. Probably
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(Topeka's News)
 
 
 
Can we briefly stop at the prayer phone booth? I need to make a quick phone call to God
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Not news: Tennessee man arrested. News: For picking up his kids from school. Fark: Because he walked there
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Feeling edgy? Bored? Unable to enjoy life? It's probably because you live too close to McDonald's
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Economists warn that the world economy in serious jeopardy as "peak oil" hits its, well, peak. In case you're wondering, this is a repeat from just about every year since 1973
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Economists say the U.S. has entered into a permanent slump. Or as they call that in Mississippi, business as usual
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Having apparently never read 'The Gingerbread Man,' suspect caught 15 minutes after posting "catch me if you can' on the Police department's Facebook page
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Someone must have been pretty scared of getting caught with their illegal gold to sh*t them on a plane
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Amsterdam borrows the Fark business model, hires alcoholics and pays them in beer
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
For the record, if somebody really was hired to assassinate you, they probably wouldn't let you know about their plans ahead of time in a text message
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Attention people of Phoenix: The nightly buzz of helicopters overhead is just the local police department training with the military for urban environment operations and not an actual urban environment operation
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you go out clubbing in the UK and then wake up the next morning in a toilet.... in Paris?
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
You would think after the Dick Cheney incident, people would stop taking firearms advice from Vice Presidents
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
1/1/14. Never forget
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The English language has a brand new preposition, because internet
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Finally, a question for the ages: "In a war between zombies and vampires, who would humanity side with?" It's not news, it's Slate.com
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Skeleton found in North Carolina with clothing and personal items belonging to person from Pennsylvania who clearly doesn't know where his respawn point is
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(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this station wagon spread
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It is now safe to approach George Zimmerman with Skittles
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
NYC residents now living in RVs to beat the high cost of rent. Apparently it works great ... until the owner of the RV finds out
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Dear Amy, My son is gay and I don't want him to be gay because "church". I think he's gay because I forgot his birthday a few times. Wat do?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rub vigorously to lose your double chin and don't wash your hair on a cloudy day
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Stabbed senator was close to son." Obviously a bit too close
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Mosque wastes no time getting rid of Imam who agreed to marry off young girl. Fark: And then promptly brings him back as soon as the news cameras leave
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
There's a special place in hell for somebody who's so cheap and so broke he bullies his grandmother into panhandling in a Walmart parking lot because he doesn't have enough money for gas
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Maine hunter loses his rifle to a beaver. Dam
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(Relax)
 
 
 
Remember that obese Frenchman who was stranded in the United States because he's too fat to fly? He's now stranded in England because he's too fat for the Eurostar cross-channel train
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