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Sun November 03, 2013
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Fortune teller who gets rid of curses is charged with fraud. A rival fortune teller is thrilled: "What I do is read people's energy. What they do is charge thousands of dollars for sea glass to read a curse. They prey on people who are weak"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Husband panics after police find his wife's decapitated corpse, decides to fatally overdose on drugs before they can arrest him
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(Macon Telegraph)
 
 
 
Truck overturns on Georgia highway, spilling its entire payload of... oh no, not the bees, NOT THE BEES AHHHHHHHHHHHH
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(Viral Nova)
 
 
 
Deep in the African desert, a tiny airplane icon appears on Google Earth. Here is its story, but be warned, it gets dusty out there
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Engagement rings: They're expensive, useless and, worse, are insulting to notions of actual love
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(NRK (Norway))
 
 
 
Photoshop this forward leaning man
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Drunk teens in France steal a circus llama and take him on a subway ride. What could go wrong?
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
The six most bizarre safe-for-work fetishes. So go ahead -- check these out at work
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Alligator found living under an escalator at O'Hare Airport. Who knew that reptiles could survive on a diet of celery-salt-laden hot dogs and deep-dish pizza?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Drunk and passed out while breastfeeding your 2-month-old infant is no way to go through life, Mom
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Osama Bin Laden has won because A) Afghan war, B) NSA spying, C) Richard Dawkins' honey bottle confiscated at airport
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR tells us craft beer drinkers what we already know. It was intelligently designed and deserves religious devotion
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
A bomb went off in Berlin, this is not a repeat from World War II
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this populous pillow fight
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Newport woman suspected of burglarizing a home and taking just a pack of cigarettes. "It wasn't exactly the heist of the century"
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Not news: Surfing contest on Florida beach. Florida: Dog surfing contest on Florida beach
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The Lane Bryant store that was the site of a massacre will now be home to something worse: a TJ Maxx
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Burger King robbed by man with an assault rifle. That seems an excessive amount of firepower just to get $89 and a Whopper
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
A house of ill repute - only this one is from the Catholic church
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Brooklyn women are the pickiest in the country. The reason: broke, plaid shirt wearing, scruffy beard having, artisanal pickle eating, hipster men
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(NPR)
 
 
 
What happens when everyone knows who your real mother is except you? Well, it happened to this man who learned his older sister was actually his mother
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Terror groups: they're not that different from us
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Report: Warming likely to make bad things worse
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gee Ricky, I'm sorry your mom blew up
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Ten bizarre facts about penises
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Transportation Security Agency's Security Agency is tired of your crap
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(MyFox Atlanta)
 
 
 
I'll see your anti-abortion fliers in Halloween bags and raise you Passion Parties business cards in with the kids' candy
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
TPS recover video of Rob Ford smoking crack, plan to release it as soon as they make a cover sheet for their report
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(NPR)
 
 
 
There's one sure fire way to increase church attendance: hand out free beer
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
If you're having a fight with your girlfriend and want her to get out of your car, by all means tell her to get out of your car. Don't throw her out of the car, however. Especially if you're on the highway and she's holding a baby
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Signs that the government might be spying on you
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(WBTW Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
Man killed by low speed limit
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And then there were three. Rampant speculation to the left, or right
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Car accident in Toronto leaves Sir Oliver Mowat gravely injured on hood of car (Warning: Article includes graphic photo)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Two planes full of skydivers collide in midair. If only there were some way to...oh, I see. Nevermind then
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Unlike Kate Upton's, these Dia de Muertos pictures are actually pretty beautiful
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cirque du Soleil performer injured while performing in the "Wheel of Death". No word on whether the audience was offered refunds for the obvious false advertising
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
This is 'Murica. Everyday is the 4th of July and we make our own fireworks...and blow up our house
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour, it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents, 2 hours of music on public radio from Juneau, Alaska. LGT stream or go to krnn.org
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(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Fun new way to distribute anti-abortion fliers: attach them to goodies given out at Halloween
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Sat November 02, 2013
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for domestic rape after assaulting her lesbian partner with a "marital aid." Bonus: the woman is a "self-described sadomasochist"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Great...now they can swim long distances, too
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Swedish restaurant advertises "Gypsy Soup" - claiming all the ingredients were stolen. Not surprisingly, some people have a problem with this
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lil' hopper
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Woman says her friend turned violent after she threw away used cigarettes because "they were being saved for later." Oh, Iowa, you truly are the Florida of the Midwest
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Being caught on camera violating your city's cell phone ordinance by talking while driving is always embarrassing. Especially when you're the mayor
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subbette entered an art contest, and would love for people to check it out and vote if they like. One vote a day until Nov 20th. Entry #210, "Dali's Kings"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Drunk man stranded at sea saved by beer
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this moment of enthusiasm
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Shoppers upset with man's outfit at supermarket. The full Nazi uniform apparently didn't sit too well with fellow customers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pay It Forward: A bike theft, an angry note, and a happy ending
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pakistani Taliban's #2 promoted
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(AP)
 
 
 
The McDonald's McRib is back, just as a U.S. Judge clears the way for domestic horse slaughter. Coincidence?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bernie Goetz, mild-mannered New York electrical engineer turned subway vigilante, has been watching too much Breaking Bad, with predictable results
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Clowns to the left of me, dummies to the right: A Tennessee High School separates students at lunch based on their grades, students who are making poor grades are separated from their classmates and made to eat lunch in a separate location
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(Madison Courier)
 
 
 
"Can we get a pre-nup in aisle 4?" Indiana couple weds in grocery store; brides walks down the (candy) aisle
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
A one-eyed soldier single-handedly captured about 100 German soldiers, but refused a bravery medal because he didn't like the general handing it out
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(WHSV Harrisonburg)
 
 
 
Mother allows child to dress up as Klan member for Halloween. There's really nothing else to be said
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
School threatens kid with expulsion for drawing a soldier, ninja, and generic Star Wars character. Good. If you don't have a favorite Star Wars character by now, you're a lost cause
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
No way with a mugshot like this, could this man be a pedo for assaulting three children
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(Siberian Times)
 
 
 
Smoking hot 18-year-old sells virginity for $27,950 at online auction; police refuse to investigate, say they have 'no right to give a moral assessment of girl's actions' (w/pics)
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Don't tell Starbucks, but there really might be a best time of day to drink coffee for alertness
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
What happens when you let rocket scientists hold a pumpkin carving contest? Magic and laughs
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Utah woman gives birth to a 14-pound baby boy. Hospital takes bets on who will walk first
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man accused of stealing horse, then spray-painting it a new color in worst GTA V cosplay ever
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Interested in watching a video of Maine's Zumba prostitute? You had better hurry up, her lawyer is having them all removed from the internet
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Two-hour search involving helicopter, dogs, 20+ cops ends when missing three-year-old is found C) in his bedroom, which he'd never left
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Five-year-old Miles is a "sunny, positive little boy" who is fighting a battle against leukemia. Thanks to the Make-A-Wish foundation San Francisco will transform into Gotham City for a day and Miles will be Batman
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this nutty expedition
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
A simple plan to "fix the terribleness of Daylight Savings Time." Wait...people think Daylight Savings Time is terrible?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Survey of baby boomers finds that 63 percent feel younger than their age. That's what happens when you live off the blood of younger people. Mu-ha-ha-ha
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(Time)
 
 
 
"The Vatican will probe Catholic views on same-sex marriage." Apparently, someone at Time is a Farker
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(lovemeow.com)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Chippendale's. New and improved: Kittendales. Yes, real men love Caturday
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Chinese media publishes maps of radioactive fallout from a hypothetical nuclear sub attack off the US west coast. Sucks to be you, Milwaukee...well, sucks to be you even more than usual
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Atheist marriages last longer than Christian marriages
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
If you rule as a judge that a sex workers rape was only a "theft of services," you can bet on it that people will have a problem with your ruling
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Time Warner on paid parental leave: Biological mother? Alright. Adoptive mother or father? Sure. Biological father? Whoa there, let's not get crazy
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(OC Weekly)
 
 
 
McDonald's new pumpkin pie is merely pulp fiction
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Genius tries to drain fuel tank by using an electric drill to punch a hole in it. FLAME ON
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman decides to give unprescribed Adderall to her six year-old son because she wanted to try a science experiment
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Forget the planet of the apes; we need to worry about the planet of the octopuses. So say researchers who are probably just looking for a way to get some ink
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Fri November 01, 2013
(96.5 The Fox)
 
 
 
"Yeh, I'd like to check this shotgun." "Is it loaded?" "Of course n-" *BOOM*
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Think your local beer scene is good? San Diego County's Highway 78 is now being referred to as "Hops Highway"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
LAX shooter ID'd, had note that said he wanted to "kill TSA and pigs"
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Not News: Family squats in home. OMFG: with the rotting body of its dead handicapped owner inside
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cocktail setup
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
It's the day after Halloween....which means THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS HAS BEGUN
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Media filler stories so predictable you can set your watch by them: Christmas tree fires, Peeps, fireworks injuries, shark attacks, and of course this one
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(Stevens Point Journal)
 
 
 
You find a tooth in a Snickers bar. Do you: C.) rant about how you'll catch hepatitis for two days until the dentist tells you the tooth is your own
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
'Honey, since you're already going to Sears to shoplift some drill kits could you be a dear and steal me some black panties while you're there? Thanks'
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
There's something fishy about the new Ann Arbor City Council candidate
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(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Iguana statue just like that
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(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Man's girlfriend "believes the decisions she makes in life are always correct" and "believes she does no wrong." So he reports her to the sheriff. Wait, you CAN DO THAT?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
South Carolina police chief threatens to arrest Facebook user on "reasonable suspicion to believe you might be a criminal" after they posted a pro-pot message on a post about a drug arrest
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(Life With Dogs)
 
 
 
Dog slips his leash, runs off from owner. Owner catches up with dog to find it guarding a very, very dusty bag with an abandoned baby inside
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Why most of your paycheck disappears when you head to a bar
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Hillsborough County Schools forced to delay report cards because the spelling on them was unsatisfaktoree
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Man declares that he would gladly leave his wife and kids for one night with model Kelly Brook. After forgetting his Facebook account is linked to the comments, his wife decides to leave him first
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
You can dump nuclear waste, medical waste, chemical waste, but dirt? on a construction site? That is a line we cannot cross
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(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
Conservative business owners win appeal in DC Circuit Court challenging the Obamacare contraceptive mandate
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Senate Finance Chairman Max Baucus (D-Mont.), the author of Obamacare, compares the new health-care exchanges and the accompanying Web site to "Humpty Dumpty"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Photoshop these picked peppers
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(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
Since 12 million Americans can't be wrong, here's a handy guide to spotting the Reptiloids who are secretly running our government
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(Fark)
 
 
 
First you get the money, then you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women. When you get the women, then you get the Fark Quiz and that really messes up the equation
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(610 WTVN)
 
 
 
When selling your guns out of your trunk, a bank parking lot is not the best place to do that (Some ads Not safe for work)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Pentagon discontinues its "Earlybird News Service" a daily aggregation of agency-relevant news stories distributed to senior executives there after realizing they all probably get that from Fark now anyway
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri Al-Malaki in Washington DC today to beg the president and lawmakers to please send US troops to occupy his country again
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Where's the last place in the world the Devil would look for a Nazi general who was one of the chief architects of the Holocaust?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Finland's Foreign Ministry penetrated by suspected Russian malware, proving that at least some Russians don't remember what happened the last time they messed with Finland
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(Fark)
 
 
 
This is thread #8,000,000. There are many others like it, but this one is mine
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(CNN)
 
 
 
LAX becomes more like the rest of Los Angeles
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(Winnipeg Free Press)
 
 
 
A polar bear is attacking your neighbor. Do you A) Run outside and fight it off? B) Run outside and fight it off NAKED C) Run outside and politely fight it off naked, because you're Canadian
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(Westword)
 
 
 
Shuffling, moaning, dead-eyed ghouls invade Denver International Airport for Halloween. But enough about airline passengers
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(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
Poynter takes down Truth and Trust in Media site after two days because who do we think we're kidding
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Impromptu after Halloween partay this weekend in Dallas. ~Skyday hosting
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
The future is now. Lactose-free ice cream
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(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
Whistleblower: DHS employees regularly claim overtime hours they do not actually work. On the bright side, at least those are hours they're not actively groping people in line at the airport
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Germany to allow 'indeterminate' gender at birth, marking the first steps toward that glorious future where you don't have to hide all that shemale porn on your computer
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A look at the tiny, personal holocaust that occurs when urban hipsters visit country farms and lose their iPhones in a haypile
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
This tragic story behind Victoria's Secret will guarantee you'll never look at a nearly naked model in a G-string and a pair of lace-top thigh-highs the same way. Well, maybe you will, but it's still sad
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
When you picture the guy who would shoot someone on Halloween night and cause an entire neighborhood to go into lockdown, this is EXACTLY the guy you picture
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(Kent and Sussex Courier)
 
 
 
Teen and llama set to blaze a new trail - Teen becomes first ever person to compete in a Tri-llama-thon - A run, a cycle and a trek with a llama
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Despite all the problems with its initial rollout, there's one group of people in America that's crazy over Obamacare: Sex workers
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Explorers find a shipwreck of a steamer at the bottom of Lake Ontario. No one even knew that Carnival once did cruises on the Great Lakes
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
21 year-old Chicago man thinks it would be a hilarious Halloween prank to go out and shoot people with paint balls. Guess what happens
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
Good: Conserving gas by combining trips. Bad: Conserving gas by combining trip to police station and heroin deal
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Want to carry a gun and follow suspects as part of your neighborhood watch? Yeah, we don't need you to do that
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Just because you drive an ambulance doesn't mean you get to park in a handicapped spot. Especially if you're off-duty and going shopping
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Sleep tight everyone
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There are lots of benefits to giving your child a weird name, including the fact that he can quickly research himself online and he'll stand out among the competition when looking for a job
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Polish Consul General for Chicago is upset over an NPR segment where the host asked how many Poles does it take to screw in a lightbulb? She would like to remind people that if it weren't for Polish people, we wouldn't have solar-powered flashlights
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(WTAP)
 
 
 
Silly SUV. Railroad bridges are for trains
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Mr. Fraser remembers seeing a small green flash come out of his finger, and then his vision and speech going fuzzy. QUICK, PHONE HOME
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Finally. A razor blade was found in a bag of trick-or-treat candy. You may now reset the 50-year clock
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Hands up. Do you often mistake Sweden for Switzerland?
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Candy sales have dropped dramatically, and candy makers say it's all because of... global warming?
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Professor mashed while in his potato costume
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You know you really like Cuban cigars when you train 50 pigeons to smuggle them to New York for you
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Vegetables are affected by sounds
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Driving drunk...and naked...is no way to go through life, even if you are a bigwig in the state criminal justice department
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Bragging in an interview that you are the "original copyright troll" is probably not advisable... especially when you specialize at going after people and their porn
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If your interpersonal communication class includes a wrestling match and a bleeding student, something has gone horribly wrong
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Chupacabra sightings. New hotness: Coati sightings
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Ferrari has racing stripes. Fark: Put there by a delivery truck that backed over it
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Prosecutors in Tennessee file motion to ban defense lawyer from referring to them using an epithet that has become synonymous with bad faith, waste and corruption because it might bias the jury against them
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Fancy department store will smash its own windows to mark anniversary of Nazi pogrom
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Too weak to talk, but alive: Camper found in Quebec forest three months after vanishing on canoe trip. Or as they like to call it, sleeping-out overnight in the backyard
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
5th-grade dropout leaves his mark on the world
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A look at how one-strapping, once the accepted norm for all but the most miserable social outcasts, has now been almost completely replaced by two-strapping -- which was itself pushed aside by one-strapping in the first place. Circle of life, baby
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(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sipping soldier
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Sometimes you gotta feel sorry for those Mexico drug lords. They spend a year building an underground cocaine railway into California and the customs killjoys go and spoil their fun
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
California community fights to keep pillowcase rapist from relocating to their town, fear that he may eventually progress to raping sheets, quilts, and even duvets
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Caption Joe Biden checking out a computer
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
You know that city that complained about the Sriracha plant because of the smell? They will just have to deal with it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
When you're 80 years old, you're supposed to run away from bears, except in Russia, where you kick and headbutt them
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle police issue APB for "Cyborg Bandit," alleged to have robbed four banks pitilessly and without emotion
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The most Canadian story you've read all week
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
If driving a fuel tanker truck, it's probably not good idea to be looking at scantily clad women on your phone. Especially so if there are emergency vehicles stopped in your path
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
High school teacher accused of passing out in class after shooting up heroin issues statement to press: "Roll Tide"
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Oregon highway official who became legendary for decision that led to "exploding whale" video has died at 84, presumably without hilarity
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Thu October 31, 2013
(LA Observed)
 
 
 
Honor guard addresses passengers of Delta flight who waited for flag-covered soldier's coffin to be removed from cargo: "It's a sworn oath to bring home the family of the fallen. Today you all did that, you are all escorts, escorts of the heart"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Hey look guys, a pantsless homeless guy is lying dead in the street. Let's use our cellphones to take pictures of him"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
It's the Great Pumpkin Filled With Cocaine, Charlie Brown
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Halloween pic and gif thread. You freak, you lose
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this better background
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ladies, don't you just hate it when the human hair weave you get at the salon turns out to be filled with flesh-eating maggots that burrow into your head?
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
"What are you in for?" "Armed robbery. You?" "Overdue book"
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
House catches fire for third time in two weeks. If at first you don't succeed
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Sperm whale comes right up onto the beach
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Apples apples everywhere.. which is your favorite to cook or bake with? Why do you prefer it over other ones? It's the right season.. Show us the right recipe for making the most of awesome apples
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Before you sell a dead relative's safe to a scrap dealer, you might want to spend a few bucks to pay a locksmith to open it first. I know this sounds crazy, but sometimes people put really valuable stuff in them
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(Insurance Journal)
 
 
 
Guess how many children have been sickened by poisoned Halloween candy in the last 50 years
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(Mandatory)
 
 
 
Real estate tip: Take down your Rowan Atkinson poster when posting your apartment rental photos
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
And in a late entry for Mom of the Year, we have this lady who offered her 4-year-old daughter to a chubby creeper to "shower with"
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sculpture refusing a phone call
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
U.N. announces it is now safe to invade Syria
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man who raped 38 women is set to be freed, even though he's got the rapiest raper's mustache since Rapey McRapeton raped his way to Rapeville in his rapemobile
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(96.5 The Fox)
 
 
 
"No, officer, that $40,000 in cash isn't from selling drugs. It's from 12 years of mowing lawns"
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Woman killed in fire: "Fire investigators have determined that no foul play or accidental causes were involved". Great, so what's that leave us with?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN is horrified to discover a website called "Selfies at Funerals" and wants everyone to know that you should not take selfies at funerals and put your funeral selfies on Selfies at Funerals. And don't click the Selfies at Funerals link, either
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Is it possible that male college professors think about their young, nubile, perky young female students in something other than a purely academic way?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Helpful driving tips for womenj--from the Beijing police
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Why do Floridians commit so many weird crimes? "We have a lot of stupid people here. There seems to be some kind of rule that you can't come to our state if you're normal"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Q: Why do Witches ride on Brooms? A: Vacuum Cleaners are too Heavy
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Fact: If you go to a halloween party as "Sexy John Boehner," you are probably going home alone, and you are certainly getting made fun of in a story on Fark
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If you had some of those substandard shoes before the Affordable Shoe Act became law, and you liked those shoes, you will be able to keep them
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Study: 1 out of 4 people would buy pot if it was legalized. The other 3 would still show up at your house at 8:00 every night just to say hi and see what you're up to
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Halloween. Show your fellow farkers your creativity today, whether it's a costume, decoration, or Halloween food. What did YOU make?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
47 year-old volunteer youth pastor arrested for molesting 9 year-old girl. With a picture that will make you go "uh huh"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Crazy woman arrested when authorities find over 100 dead cats in her possession. She was trying to make "FrankenCat"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Eight students were hospitalized after which hazardous material was released in their school? A) benzene, B) carbon monoxide, or C) Axe body spray
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(BBC)
 
 
 
No matter how boring your flight is, you should never liven it up by whipping out your snake
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"Yo, brosef, don't bogart all my weed." Police Department: *sigh* "Okay"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
You know that Swiss friend you have? That's right. You don't have one
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Heroin In The Hills: In the race between the organic farmers and the junkies, seems that the junkies may be winning
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Just in time for Halloween, witches can turn to the good ol' spice rack for potion ingredients instead of gathering hair and insects elsewhere
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sam Kinison kills a lot of people in the Sahara after they try to MOVE where the FOOD IS
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Government gives $3 million grant to provide housing to deaf seniors, then decides that such housing is discriminatory and demands that 75% of the units must be occupied by non-deaf residents. You heard that correctly
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
FAA to allow use of personal electronic devices in all phases of flight, also allowed to challenge the Captain to top your Angry Birds and Candy Crush scores
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(BBC)
 
 
 
There are some things doctors should tell their patients: You have high blood pressure, you need to get more exercise, your former gay lover is planning to stab you to death
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Without drastic action, population growth and urbanization will outpace waste reduction. Sh*t just got real
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Things to do on your first day at work: get a name badge, see the employee orientation video, get punched in the face by a random stranger while wearing a chicken costume
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"You got global warming in my chocolate." "You got ecoguilt in my peanut butter"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tired of your kids? They just won't leave you alone? Wish you could make them go away? Plan a trip to Belgium
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Gang rapists find themselves in trouble with the lawn
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Loch Ness Monster braves Australia's poisonous everything in his long quest for tree fiddy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
That lady that's going to hand out letters to fat kids instead of candy this Halloween? The call sounds suspiciously like a prank call--compare it to the voice of the woman who called the station last year asking for deer crossing signs to be moved
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Silly String. Serious Business
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
There's "single man tries to cook" and then there's "fire department responds to single man's cooking for third time this year"
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
China working on script for Michael Bay's Towering Inferno 2
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Good Mexican food is almost worth killing for. Great Mexican food is worth pausing your killing spree for
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
"Lean forward in 50 ft to avoid being killed"
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Research shows video game playing increases the size of the brain regions responsible for spatial orientation, strategic planning and teabagging
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(Kenosha News)
 
 
 
Halloween scares are never quite the same once you've been dangled off a railroad overpass by a drunken clown
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Bad day? For an arachnophobe this one pretty much covers it
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(102.7 WEBN Cincinnati OH)
 
 
 
31 days of Halloween, you're doing it right
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
16" in Kyle. Ouch
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
School bus driver likes 12 year old so much, she says she's gonna keep her and drive away with her
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(io9)
 
 
 
Sir David Attenborough narrates Miley Cyrus's Twerk-formance
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cannonball Run: Coast to Coast across the USA in under 29 hours, Mercedes-Benz CL driver sets new record by averaging 98mph
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
First put away the bed sheets, cheap face paint and dollar store costumes, the new craze is totally over-the-top expensive Halloween costumes to dress your special little goblin in
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Who knew it was so hard to destroy chemical weapons?
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(Surrey Mirror)
 
 
 
"Binman armed with catapult goes on vandalism spree - and loses his job, girlfriend and £3,000"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Next time, the Chinese government may want to send a picture to the photoshopping contests. Would definitely be better than what they currently do
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
One man's dream of becoming the creepiest, scariest clown ever
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(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Next time your cab driver pulls a machete out on you, calmly remind yourself that "it's just a movie"
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Chicago residents warned about the dangers of paintball attacks on Halloween. Chicago residents grateful for the opportunity to just be dodging paintballs
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(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
Rabbi-shaped sex toy. No, I did not mean rabbit
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Awesome jack-o'-lanterns that inspire you to buy an awesome jack-o'-lantern and pretend you carved it yourself
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You possibly see a missing autistic teen on the subway next to you that the NYPD and volunteers have been looking for for four weeks. Do you: c) snap his picture and leave him on the train without telling anyone?
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
George Zimmerman sends a message to his estranged wife Shellie. That message? A bullet-riddled shooting target
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(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
"We have way more naked people than you have any idea"
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(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Don we now our homosexual apparel
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Subject was arrested for 27602 VC...driving while being a hipster asshat
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Severed finger points Glendale police to theft suspect"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember the penis-shaped church? Here's a happy update for you. (pic)
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(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this infant inside
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Craigslist poster says black trick-or-treaters not welcome in white neighborhood. Pretty much everyone has a problem with this
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's that time of year again. So turn off the lights in your mom's basement and huddle 'round the flickering glow of your computer screen. It's time for this year's Spooky Story thread
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(Times Herald-Record)
 
 
 
Driver denies texting despite colliding with a herd of cows. Farmer: "If you don't see 50 cows in the road, you're doing something"
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Cop: Yeah, we are going to need to go ahead and collect your DNA since your car was robbed and some sunglasses were stolen. Victim: Say whaaaa? Cop: Open wide *swab* It's cool we collect victim DNA and store it all the time
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(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Officer who slammed suspect into her cell's bed, causing serious injuries, charged with battery and official misconduct because it's the right thing and totally not because video of the incident is all over the internet
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Well if you can't trust your church volunteers to not molest 9 year-old girls, who can you trust?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pop quiz hot shot. You're riding on top a NYC subway car and you're high on synthetic marijuana. What do you do? What do you do?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
If you are so obsessed with baked beans that you legally change your name to 'Captain Beany' from Planet Beanus, then gastrointestinal issues are probably not your biggest problem
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
What's another $3 million when you already won $10 million?
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Couple has spent the last 13 years living in a cemetery. "It's very quiet. No one here comes knocking on the door to borrow anything"
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 443: "Hallowe'en 5". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed October 30, 2013
(WOKV Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Where should we let felons do job rehabilitation? Florida: Our schools - where else?
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Things you keep in the trunk of your car A) Spare tire, B) Jack, C) Two year old child covered in feces
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Higher Math: English teacher and Utah student prove that 15 goes into 34 at least 6 times
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(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Vermont police search for 3-foot metal chicken"
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Apparently, keeping a dead body in your house will scare away ghosts. Then, all you have to deal with is the dead body in your house
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(Gulf Live)
 
 
 
Nurse breaks hand opening a can of crazy
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(Photo District News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this reacting reenactor
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
"According to police, they were arrested Monday for wearing masks during a Saturday robbery." Wait, so if they hadn't been wearing masks, the robbery would have been okay?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"Is that a suicide bomber?" *BOOM* "Well, hey, problem solved"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Ummmm..... we don't have health care plans - would you like a cupcake with rainbow sprinkles?"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Syrian man trapped in Tom Hanks-like limbo at international airport. Of course, Hanks played character based on real-life man who was trapped in Tom Hanks-like limbo at international airport STACK OVERFLOW
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Delta flight from NRT to SFO diverts to a Cold Bay in Hell
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(BBC)
 
 
 
How best to get mentioned on Fark: Use your underpants to clean your restaurant kitchen
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
If you somehow manage to pass seven counterfeit $100 bills in a strip club and escape before they realize it, you might want to reconsider immediately driving to another strip club and trying the same thing
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Crab legs are the legs of crab, a crustacean known for pinching
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
That's OK, Rabbi. No one likes tofu dogs anyway
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Contempt level: infinity
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
45 die in AP bus fire. No word about the Reuters bus
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(Photo District News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this powered pusher
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
North Woods Hermit pleads guilty to 13 charges of aggravated hermiting
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russia is strongly denying reports that it put put trojan horses in the thumb drives and phone chargers that were in a gift bags given to the G20 Summit delegates. In other news, Russia so totally did
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Police: "Escaped convicted murderer, please turn yourself in. Pretty please?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ohio teacher suspended for racist Halloween rant on his Facebook page decides to go with the "but most of my students are Black" defense
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
"So what research do you do, doctor?" "I built a rat casino"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Residents of the underground-burning town of Centralia, PA are now allowed to live there until they die of totally natural causes unrelated to plumes of toxic gas rising around them
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
The thrill is gone after BB king shoots out 60 car windows
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
World's largest chicken nugget weighs in at forty-five pounds, or three chickens and 40 pounds of 'stuff'
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Sex while driving more common than you think
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Hanging out with Dennis Rodman is hurting Kim Jong Un
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Radio station puts up bulletin board saying "We love you long time." Oddly, the Chinatown neighborhood this was erected in has a problem with that
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(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Freak Arizona dust storm kills three in I-10 pileup crash, and weather forecasters who issued dust-storm warning long after crash say there's nothing they can really do about it. Drive safe
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(KFAB Omaha)
 
 
 
Cop pulls over erratic driver... finds fireman. In uniform. On duty
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
In Middle Ages, men would decorate the crotch part of their pants with ribbons and bowties
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Marine gets Intel that dangerous man is back in Afghanistan. Marine forwards this information as fast as he can to the people at the front. Does he D) get investigated and possibly dismissed from the service?
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
If you thought Andy Warhol was only famous for painting soup cans, you should see what he did with Margaret Hamilton, the electric chair, and his own scars (some Not safe for work images)
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Cop says marijuana legalization advocates are stupid welfare-sucking potheads who probably can't read
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
In other news, 'auto detailing by bears' not a good business plan
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
75 years ago today, America was in a state of panic because of A: The Great Depression? B: The rise of Nazi-ism, or C: Orson Welles?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Panel proposes TEPCO be stripped of responsibility for Fukushima, surprising many watchers who say TEPCO hasn't shown any responsibility yet
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Doctors grow disfigured teenage girl a new face on her breast and then transplant it. The only side effect encountered up to this point is that when the temperature drops she begins to resemble Pinocchio
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(Time)
 
 
 
Sure, the rich are different--but do they really crap gold bars?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
War Without Borders: The wars of the future will be waged by militias and criminal groups operating within large cities across the world
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(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
Bad shave job, tag for a great response
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
103-year-old woman killed in car crash when 81-year-old driver loses control of the car. See, this is why you shouldn't let young people drive
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
The Power of Satan. Here comes the science
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(96.5 The Fox)
 
 
 
Suspect breaks into home, cooks bacon, leaves. Every man on Earth wanted for questioning
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(Newser)
 
 
 
The media has finally identified a town without a single Scrooge in it: Merry Christmas, Port Clinton, Ohio
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
I mean, all you do is let a few kids share a few needles and someone has to go and freak out and next thing you know, the school says you can't teach there anymore. Where's the spirit of adventure?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Google Earth finds a church that looks like a penis. Bonus: their motto is "Rising Up"
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Waiter, I'll have the shrimp salad, filet mignon, some Bacardi shots, two Blue Moons, some cake, a seizure and three hots with a cot
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Instead of admitting you're broke, why not just tell people you choose intentional poverty?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not to put a crimp into your breakfast drinking, but the world is facing a global wine shortage, and it's only going to get worse. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Tamworth Herald)
 
 
 
Halloween-mad Dad shares his delightful home with his wife, two kids.. Freddie Kruger, Chuckie, Pinhead, Jigsaw and a Leprechaun
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania school district files appeals against boobies. Those bastards
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you're planning on going to the Winter Olympics in Russia you might want to bring your own water
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(Metro)
 
 
 
How not to consummate your marriage: Rule No. 1: Don't let your mom book your hotel. Rule No. 2: Don't breach your bail conditions
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Advocacy group isn't sure why it's outraged, but it's still very outraged. "Our problem is not with the attire itself; it is with the fact that Pottery Barn is marketing these outfits as costumes"
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man shot do death outside Whole Foods. Ironically, it wasn't a natural death
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Boring: High school biology teacher teaches anaerobic respiration. Best class EVAR: By covering alcoholic fermentation via beer brewing. FARK: Extra credit for touring Coors
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(Jewish Press)
 
 
 
Japan on Islam: a polite "How about NO", mixed with an undercurrent of "Look, we farking INVENTED flying planes into American shiat so don't come up in here like you're so radical and edgy"
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
I triple dog dare you to touch that statue with your tongue
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
15 year old girl who ran away with 37 year old man found safe, with helpful "I'm bangin' a 15 year old girl" perp pic
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Police seize collection of baked gummy bears and skittles that really make you taste the rainbow
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
CT man who apparently did not watch enough Dog Whisperer, decides to use the tried and true shock collar instead. Unfortunately, he does not own a dog
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(BBC)
 
 
 
No sex please, we're British undercover cops
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sierra Nevada's latest offering goes down smoothly but has an unpleasant finish
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you've ever been arrested for driving drunk on a riding lawn mower, you might be a Fark headline
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
There are a lot of crappy places to die, but passing in the family restroom of a Walmart and not being found until the next morning must be on the list
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Body found with 10 stab wounds from the last time he almost had his body found
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(Scunthorpe Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scunthorpe girl nearly snatched, is saved by passerby who ended up with a gash
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
In case you missed it, between the rising terrorism and economic disasters, the world is in the best place it has ever been
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Old couple forgets some cash in a taxi. Driver returns it and only accepts 13 Euro as fare instead of a finders fee. Holy Fark: The couple forgot 250,000 Euro
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this walking stick
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Delta - We Touch You There
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Artist builds portraits of monsters out of Halloween candy and the results are totally sweet
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You know your marriage is on the rocks when even Facebook predicts you're going to get a divorce
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(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Gainesville man arrested for smoking Cialis in a crack pipe, will receive a hard jail sentence and a stiff fine
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(Valley News Live)
 
 
 
Toilet paper sales expected to skyrocket tomorrow in Fargo
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Researchers say one in six homes in Britain have been terrorized by Halloween trick or treat hooligans, all prompted by that dreadful American custom
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(The Oatmeal)
 
 
 
17 things worth knowing about your cat. "Wants to kill you" oddly absent
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Don't hook a miffed cop in the mouth
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Ric Romero decided to join the crew at NPR, tells us Amazon reviews aren't all by normal consumers
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
How come no one told me about the Wal-Mart overflowing toilet scam before?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Granddaughter of a Westboro Baptist Church pastor goes rogue, says she is sorry for all the people the church has hurt
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Pope Francis orders fired Archbishop's $40 million mansion turned into a soup kitchen for the poor
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
New Mexico school thinks it's perfectly acceptable to put kids in cages
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
You probably knew about all the creepy apps parents can use to track their teens. You may not have known about the SemenSpy Deluxe forensic kit for sheets and underpants
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Here's ten fun and healthy alternatives to Halloween candy, guaranteed to leave the neighborhood kids remembering which house gives out the stuff that completely sucks ass
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Sometimes it really pays to have a hospital staff that can actually read
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(Slate)
 
 
 
NOPE
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(Viral Nova)
 
 
 
Seventeen awesome fast food items you can only wish you could get where you live
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Tue October 29, 2013
(io9)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a Triceratops made out of pumpkins
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A plane crashes at a major airport in the middle of the night. Is a reasonable rescue response time A) 90 seconds, B) 90 minutes, or C) sometime after sunrise, when the first flight of the day takes off and spots the wreckage?
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Ten year old boy kicked off NYC bus for a) not paying his fare b) having a gun c) praying in Arabic
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Gun advocacy group insists that them raffling off the same gun that killed Travyon Martin was totally unintentional. Why were they doing it on the day that George Zimmerman's defense attorney was scheduled to speak, you ask? Just a coincidence
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Roving gangs of sous-chefs stealing weeds from Portland area neighborhood. One resident says he can tell when they've been near by the smell of brisket
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Old and busted: The captain going down with the ship. New hotness: Going down on the captain while his ship is going down
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
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