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Sun October 13, 2013
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Jim Bob Duggar, father of 19 kids, says all you gals who are pro-choice are part of a Nazi Holocaust
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It's been 15 years since the huge tobacco settlement; where has all the money gone? If you said, "toward smoking cessation programs, like it was supposed to," then HAHAHAHAHA, sucker
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Meet the people who want to be poor. "When I buy something I get this depressed feeling"
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(The Star (Malaysia))
 
 
 
Businessman fears no Chris Hansen, sleeps with underage girl while under investigation for sleeping with different underage girl
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
With exact statistics held up due to government shutdown, stink bug count is estimated at "oh god they're in my hair get them out"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop morning traffic on Coruscant on a spring day in 32 BBY
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
"The National Police Agency has announced plans to implement a nationwide scheme aimed at offering guidance to young girls offering prostitution services or selling their underwear online"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Then there was the 518-lb man who was told to buy two airline seats...and ended up with one in row 17 and one in row 19
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Study from the N.S. Sherlock institute strongly suggests that people who are annoyed, pissed off and angry are more likely to use language that is harsh, defiant, violent and crude. Gee, ya think?
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(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
School crossing guard forced to quit in row over hitting children, on the hand, in something called a "high five"
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Dying father keeps promise to daughter, stirs up record dust cloud
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(Pocono Record)
 
 
 
Flaming beer pong ball causes dorm damage, AKA Darwin goes to college
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(Contra Costa Times)
 
 
 
100 years ago Californians debated horse vs. horseless, fabric vs. rubber, and $300 vs. 150 days in jail for speeding
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this spa device
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
10 more individuals to tip to your left. Reasons why you only tip 1% to your right
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
39-year-old Slovakian hottie amasses world record-breaking collection of 62,500 napkins, worth £300,000. Her goal: 'I want to have a napkin with my face and name on it' (w/pics)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Roman bathhouse still in use after 2,000 years. Some earthquake damage repaired by the Ottomans In 14th century, but otherwise in good nick
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Students build catapults for pumpkin tossing. No word if they will dress up as the Green Goblin and embark on a reign of terror
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
98 year-old woman shared her home with a hive of 20,000 bees living in her attic. She said they paid their rent on time, always cleaned up after themselves, and didn't make much noise after her shows were over
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Sister claims she gave her brother $1 towards his winning $3 lottery ticket. What happens next? Yup, lawsuit
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seven clowns, er teens hurt in a one car accident. Fark: The car was a VW Jetta
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Air Canada loses Greyhound, blames US media. Your dog wants to take the bus
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(KJRH Tulsa)
 
 
 
"You sure do got a Purdy Beak"
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
News: Random stranger beats man up for being gay. Fark: He's not gay. UltraFark: This has happened to him before
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canadian man stops bear attack by grabbing its tongue. Then things started to get a little grizzly
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Billionaire uses a flip cell phone. No really, thats what this stupid farking article is about
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
If you let some dude who worked as a scientist for the U.S. Atomic Energy Commission photograph you in erotic positions while you hitchhiked across America in the 70s, somebody just found all those pictures
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
For everyone who has lost hope in society, here's a story about a pit bull that saved a cat from hungry coyotes
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this face off
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Florida police take matters into hand and release new crime weapon. It's a projectile that's part goo, part GPS transmitter
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Remember the house that exploded last week in WV? Here's one a few miles north. I'm not saying it's Fraking. But it's FARK DOT COM
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(Day Today News)
 
 
 
China vows a new era of austerity, just as soon as they finish building an $11 million giant brass fish
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
If you're on a train, avoid mentioning that you might explode. Someone might interpret it as referring to something other than your bladder
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"So she's stuck on the bridge and she's going up. The next thing is, she's stuck, straddled like Jesus Christ"
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Zoosk matches you up with your ideal date's favorite beer
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Live from Alaska, it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents, 2+ hours of live music hosted by a farker. LGT stream, or go to krnn.org
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(KJRH Tulsa)
 
 
 
If you recently adopted a kitten from someone in a Walmart parking lot, epidemiologists would like a word with you. That is, if you haven't already gone cray cray from the rabies
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Sat October 12, 2013
(Forbes)
 
 
 
And so it begins. "How E-Cigarettes Lead To Heroin"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Tag is for the survivors. Strange, scary, sick and weird are fighting it out for the a*hole who did this
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
EBT system shuts down. Time to lock and load. Wait a minute...just a glitch. Everyone relax
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Arrest in "Baby Hope" case - a 22 year-old murder in NYC
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Best Korea is not best at Photoshop
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Rainbow River
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NYPD's motto: 'Courtesy, Professionalism, and Respect.' NYPD video: 'BLOW ME B*TCH'
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Smoking your legal marijuana in your own backyard? That's a $999 fine and up to a year in jail
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientist scan the brains of Starbucks customers and reveal that they would gladly pay more for a hot cup of pretentious
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(Scranton Times-Tribune)
 
 
 
"Well let's have a camera car to make sure people are actually paying for two hours of parking"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Colorado farmers bring in nation's first hemp harvest since the 1950s: "Phone's been ringing off the hook, people want to buy more than I can grow" (w/pics)
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(Salon)
 
 
 
I was a big-city girl too, until I took a Vespa to the knee
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
An accomplished 16-year-old martial arts champ isn't being allowed on her Catholic school's wrestling team just because she's a girl. Video of her kicking people's asses included
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this foggy expedition
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(Western Producer)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Beer solves guys' problems". Beer: is there anything it can't do?
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Trigger-happy Hispanic man invokes 'stand your ground' defense in the killing of an unarmed black teenager. This is not a repeat
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
If a kid can't pay for his lunch, should the school: a.) send home a letter, b.) call his parents, or c.) make him walk around with a sticker reading "Lunch money please"?
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(The Street)
 
 
 
They don't smell like handfuls of hops, don't taste like a rack full of pie spices and aren't generally served up in liter steins. But these 10 fall-friendly beers will get you through the rest of the season without boring you by winter
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(Christian Broadcasting Network)
 
 
 
Complain to the school board about a high school boy claiming to be transgendered so he can enter the girl's restroom and locker room to harass your daughters? That's a hate crime, bigot
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Nation's next aircraft carrier becomes world's largest bathtub toy
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Insane columnist calls for the end of pumpkin spice, clearly has no clue just how delicious pumpkin spice cupcakes, coffee, and candy are
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Quebec government tells doctors to stop doing virginity tests
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Did you know its against the law to use a fake dog? Well bark me
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Malala has brass ones. First she stood up to the Taliban, and she just personally told Obama that "drone attacks are fueling terrorism. Innocent victims are killed in these acts, and they lead to resentment among the Pakistani people"
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(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Chicago speed cameras clock 205,000 citations in 39 days. Who would have thought there would be that many old Chevys still on the road?
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Residents shocked, SHOCKED, to discover there's noise coming from O'Hare airport
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(Sporcle)
 
 
 
How well DO you know your fruits?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
1913: This corset is making my internal organs get rearranged. 2013: This corset is making me lose weight without having to exercise
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you're going to take photos of you having sex with one of your students, make sure you don't leave them where your wife can find them
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(The Gympie Times)
 
 
 
Today's FARK-ready headline: "Explosion of feral pigs targeting our nuts"
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(Science News)
 
 
 
New species of giant flying squirrel discovered. We're going to need some bigger nuts
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(12 News Now)
 
 
 
Guess the state where it's legal to sell crack (as long as you're a cop)?
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Believe it or not, some people in Texas are opposed to spending $69-million in tax dollars to build a new high school football stadium
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Deer crossing signs being removed in Minnesota due to low literacy rate among deer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
WAH WAH Pay attention to us WAH WAH
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Americans are so cynical, even a plan to include a book with every McDonald's Happy Meal is met with disdain
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this meal preparation
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you were one of the people who guessed the owners of Amy's Baking Company were purposely acting outrageous in front of the cameras just so they could land their own reality show, please come forward to collect your prize
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The Bro? Or the Mansierre?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Thumper, a kitten born with a rare neurological disorder, was diagnosed as probably never going to be able to walk. He obviously did not get the message since he is now *running* around hoping for a forever home in time to enjoy Caturday
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Jugs. IN SPACE
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Zookeeper crushed by elephant named Patience when she apparently lost hers
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Ceiling perv neighbor is watching you, while playing with his steak knife, pepper spray, woman's panties, a wig, unused condoms and pornographic material in the attic
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Look. Look. Look at the trees. See all the trees with leaves. Look. Look. Look at the truck. The truck with the trees doesn't have any leaves. The truck with the leaves is on the track WHACK SMACK Went the truck on the track
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(Time)
 
 
 
Thank Miley Cyrus for making the world a better place
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
30 stitches and knocked unconscious. When your toilet explodes
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(WWL)
 
 
 
Referee tries to eject cop working sideline security, with predictable results
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
There was no joy among drivers after a none too suave truck driver crashed into a median, spilling liquid soap all over the interstate shortly after dawn
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Fri October 11, 2013
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Well it's not quite "moon landings on a soundstage", but it's something
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman feeding pigeons
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
If staplers are outlawed only outlaws will have staplers...and pizza
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
CIA 2009: Hey this Snowden guy at the NSA seems like a security risk, and we think he may be trying to get access to classified files and may leak them. Everyone Else: Yawn. Ignore
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Asylum seekers claiming to be gay told they have to back it up
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Days since boat full of African refugees capsized in Italian waters: 0
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(Headline News TV)
 
 
 
Bro who wrote "rapebait" email wants you to know he was just joking, bro, and being all satirical and stuff. We good? *brofist*
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(10 News)
 
 
 
In 500 feet, turn left into oncoming train
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
If you're driving drunk, saying you were testing your theory about how Jesus healed the deaf isn't the most sound defense
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(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beach haka
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Just when you thought it was safe to close out your Friday in peace and mild inebriation--the Fark Quiz is back with a vengeance
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cyclone Phailin set to impact India with 160 mph winds, if it doesn't resign halfway through to take a job on Fox News
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Fungus on my gastric band made my stomach explode' - Another compelling reason to consider using self control instead of surgery to lose weight
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
If you're an FBI agent who spent $16,835 buying more than 130 lap dances, people are going to ask questions if you don't make a single arrest
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Any obituary with the phrase "several feet of intestine" in it has to be a good read
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Dictator blocked the internet to keep people from protesting. What happened? More protests. Maybe the best move is to let people stay home and watch porn
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Culver's burgers are so good, these guys came back for more....and their heroin, they came back for that too
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rockwell painting missing. Police feel like somebody should've been watching it
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Whomever took the strawberry jello out of the break room fridge, the police would like a word with you
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Remember that Long Island mother who drowned her three children in a bathtub and then was found not guilty by reason of insanity and locked away in a secure mental facility? Well, it wasn't secure enough to keep her from getting pregnant again
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man found dead of caffeine overdose after eating too many energy mints, will be buried as soon as he stops vibrating
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
20th century: Arrrrrrr. 21st century: Brrrrrrr
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man hit by train gets back up and walks away while making a phone call, possibly to Stan Lee
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Truckers trying to take credit for jamming the DC Beltway on a rainy day is like a singing bird taking credit for a sunrise
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt and ominous Mom of prayer, meant in croaking "Neverwhere"
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Orlando woman launches internet startup that will allow divorced couples a place to sell their wedding rings, dresses, and other unwanted memories of marriage
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
America: students go home after school to play the PlayStation. China: students are forced to work at the PlayStation factory to graduate
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Looks like someone broke the first rule of Facebook Fight Club
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
♫ and then one day he was harvesting some wheat, when up from the ground came a bubbling grease... oil that is, black gold, Teexas Tea ♫
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(Environmental Graffiti)
 
 
 
Seven creepiest abandoned brothels -- your brother's mancave conspicuously absent... For the obvious reason
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(RealClear)
 
 
 
Once again there is a terrorist attack on the Benghazi consulate, and once again OBAMA DOES NOTHING
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Bad: leaving a bride at the altar. Fark: leaving a bride at the gas station
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mark the date: March 16, 2880, the day the Earth will cease to exist because a giant asteroid will collide with our planet at 38,000 miles per hour. Any yes, Bruce Willis will not save us because he will be long gone
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Mall gunman bypasses Orange Julius, opts to steal golden Jesus
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Authorities put the squeeze on Mr. Whipple (w/ mugshot goodness)
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(CBC)
 
 
 
There's no corridor like a maritime moose sex corridor
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Man amputates own leg with chainsaw because he could not afford to pay the hospital for the procedure. Stupid American health...whoops...stupid Chinese Communist Healthcare
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Verlander really owned the A's last night
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(Florida Alligator)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games until the crazy guy in the gas station refuses to pay for the food he's been eating
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
60 percent of the time, it works every time
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Here it is, folks, one of the first actual photos of the today's trucker demonstration that will bring Washington DC TO ITS KNEES
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The SAT writing test is making kids not write good
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Sasquatches live among us, farking love mushrooms
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Just as the War on Drugs seemed to perhaps be coming to an end, somebody invented liquid meth that's so potent it can be absorbed through the skin if it is touched
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Art museum opens in Brooklyn
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
15 year old who went streaking at football game kills himself after administration threatens him with sex offender registry
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A police officer caught on tape throwing a 110lb. woman against a jail-cell bench, shattering her face bones and causing her to lose an eye thinks the best of course of action is to c.) file charges against her (with graphic photos and video)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Pro tip: if you cheat on your taxes, don't post a video of you bathing in your money
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Jury clears Toyota inwrongfuldeathsu- *CRASH*
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(Bubblews)
 
 
 
Sure, Japan's got its problems and all, what with the radiation, wild monkeys and all those annoying bicycles. But it's also the only country to offer the BK BLACK NINJA BACON BURGER. Mmmmmm... Black Ninja Bacon
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Since not enough of you were using the feature on Facebook that lets users limit who can find them on the social network, Facebook is taking it away
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this big ball drop
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Today's shutdown of an international airport is brought to you by: A) Terrorism, B) Drunken Passenger, or C) Burnt Toast
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthdaghhhh ARK gargle ACK ACK ACK
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Postman refuses to deliver mail because a spider blocked his way. It must be true, I saw it on the web
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Austrian scientists find 19 men related to Oetzi the Iceman, triggering lawsuits about who is entitled to the spear, loincloth and bag of rocks
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Kangaroos, long thought the "safe" Australian animal, have now taken to home invasions to harden up their reputation
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Lice. New hotness: SUPER Lice
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Woman strikes fawn with her car, then gets out to help it. Another car then strikes the mother of the fawn, who goes flying into the air and strikes the woman who struck the fawn. Oh dear that's confusing
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
For violating India's photo laws, Miss Universe faces 2 years in women's prison, wearing one of those sweaty denim prison work shirts torn into a halter top, then hitting the showers after a catfight in the cafeteria and what's the story about again?
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(AP)
 
 
 
The Headmaster of a School in Georgia plans to cancel classes ....... because of great weather
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Bad: Meeting a 14-year-old girl for sex. Straight to Fark: Bringing your wife and young daughter along
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Thu October 10, 2013
(SILive)
 
 
 
He held his arms up "like Superman" and dove from the Staten Island Ferry into the cold waters of New York Harbor. But Superman he was not
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
And you thought a kid kicking the back of your seat on an airline was bad
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Everyone was impressed when the architects presented the scale model of what will be the finest ski resort in Russia. Then they noticed the couple having sex on the hood of the car
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this heated firefighter moment
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Jeeeeesh... who would rescue an ugly-assed orphaned otter cub from the street? (w/ over the top cuteness pics)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If you're on welfare and have air conditioning, Elizabeth Hasselbeck thinks you don't really need to be on welfare
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
America's second man in space has died. "Satisfying curiosity was No. 2," said Scott Carpenter, "to conquering a fear"
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(The Grio)
 
 
 
Man gets 90 years for killing his five kids in DUI. Aggravating factor: he named all five of his kids "John" (after himself), even the daughter
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You had one job my Son
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man who has had sex with over 1,000 cars has finally settled down with one lucky VW bug, says it was manifold destiny
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(CBS Cleveland)
 
 
 
The Chinamen have been playing good this year, but I still have my money on the Jews to win the pennant
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Shrinks concerned about the mental health of the 5% who still think Congress is doing a good job
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
ProTip: Do not get involved in a threesome if you have 'Trust Issues', it might lead to a mugshot
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(Macomb Daily)
 
 
 
What could go wrong? Woman attacked by man she meets at anger management class
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Up, up and away in my beautiful, my beautiful bal zzzzzzzzzztztzzzzzz
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: This week is all about making requests. Hoping to find a recipe or way to work with a specific ingredient? Post and see if someone has a good idea for you. So show off your culinary wizardry if you've got sage advice. HAH
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If hired to videotape a Jewish wedding, try not to make anti-Semitic ranting remarks on said videotape....or ever really, but definitely not if you don't want to get caught
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Janitor who offered fourth-graders $1 to "rough up" another student that trashed her will have a hard time cleaning up this mess
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Story about a sister on sister shooting makes a lot more sense after this sentence: "Police responded to a call from a trailer home"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Black people are not amused by white people (with photo proof)
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Violent Jamaican marijuana-trafficking ring dismantled: Maybe they should've tried smoking some as well
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(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
PRO TIP: Make sure you're not downloading child porn at the very moment cops come to your house to arrest you for possessing child porn
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(Bubblews)
 
 
 
The luxury vibrator market reaches its zenith with a $150 model, complete with 12 pink Swarovski crystals and detachable feather tail. In other news, there's a luxury vibrator market
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(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
Sorry kid, Zoo's closed, the moose outside shoulda told 'ya
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this gunner someplace unexpected
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
News: Teen hit by a car. Florida: On pedestrian safety "Walk to School Day"
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(Statesboro Herald)
 
 
 
Stolen seven-foot eating utensil has been found. It's not news, it's Fork
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Latest trendy hipster restaurant recapitulates last night's dinner with the wife (w video)
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Michigan judge fines himself $50 after his cellphone goes off during a sentencing hearing
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Arizona high school suspends drama teacher for teaching drama
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
West Texas residents are upset over a billboard and video depicting a tattooed Jesus consorting with lowlifes, as opposed to the Biblical description of Jesus hanging out exclusively with 1%'ers and upstanding pillars of society
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(Postal News)
 
 
 
That model of efficiency, the US Postal Service, has to destroy an entire printing of "Let's Move" stamps after someone noticed the sports depictions were "dangerous" Skateboarding without kneepads, and doing a headstand without a helmet? Really?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Medical examiners are raising the possibility that Cleveland kidnapper Ariel Castro's death by hanging wasn't so much a prison suicide as an accident while Mr. Castro was indulging in autoerotic asphyxiation
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
According to Orthodox Jewish law, a woman cannot obtain a divorce unless her husband consents. But there's nothing in the Torah that says the husband can't be "persuaded" to consent by baseball bat-wielding rabbis
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Dating people you meet on the job is a tricky proposition, especially if you're a cop
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(Metro)
 
 
 
When ya gotta give birth, ya gotta give birth
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
You know you're living in a wimpy neighborhood if it's currently being terrorized by a pot-belly pig
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(io9)
 
 
 
This just in: scientists are assholes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The NYPD cop who took part in the beating of SUV driver was recently an undercover officer at Occupy Wall Street. Guess that explains the pooping, raping, and looting
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The final insult in the Bush-Cheney marriage: How Dick Cheney finally lost the president
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Freezer burn ruins thousands of pounds of steak
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
If you never thought you'd live to see a photo of a deer with a basketball stuck in its antlers while taking a leak, well, you were wrong
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mumsnet user poses the question everyone wants to know the answer to. Do you and your partner have a 'Penis Beaker' in your dedicated sex clean up area? In other news 'Penis Beakers' are a thing
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(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Man injured in an accident at New Jersey accident show
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
2 women injured in bus shelter demolished by car, rescued by 3 heroes who shut off gas line ruptured in the accident, and carry the women to safety
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Starbucks attacked over pastry plagiarism after local chain claims they stole the 'duffin.' Claims appear to have merit, as if the idea had come from Starbucks originally, it would have been burned
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Battle of Mogadishu is better known in the American consciousness as Black Hawk Down. Twenty years later, the men who fought that battle look back on what it was to be there
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Goodreads has become a literary Lord of the Flies
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Philosopher muses over the question of whether dogs have brains, offers her own "thoughts"
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(FStoppers)
 
 
 
Animated GIFs showing the transition from playing on the lawn to yelling at the whippersnappers to get off your lawn
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Memo from pilots to airlines warns of incidents of terrorists making practice runs on flights. Guess where
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Book captures adorable pictures of the things that make toddlers cry. Includes the obvious such as: "A fly landed near me" and "He didn't want to share his leg hole"
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
"Tampons typically are not green and are not smoked"
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Urine test could diagnose eye disease, surprising none of the women who wonder why their boyfriends keep missing the toilet
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Surprisingly The Hitler Nymph Squad isn't a David F. Friedman film
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Pro Tip: if you're going to send an out-of-state 13 year old girl pictures of your junk, don't include your police badge for scale
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
When you get involved with a hooker named "The Night Raven", shiat's bound to get complicated
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(Zee News India)
 
 
 
Victims of big macaque attack get compensation. Mayor McCheese apologetic
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Prisoners continue to get paychecks during shutdown but not guards. Wait, prisoners get paychecks?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Strip club dedicated exclusively to larger ladies opens in Las Vegas, owners promise lap dances will leave a lasting impression
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(The Oatmeal)
 
 
 
"(Christopher Columbus) discovered the New World much like a meteorite discovered the dinosaurs"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
This handy graph shows just who the US government owes money to, and why we're all screwed if the debt ceiling isn't raised
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Depression starts in the womb claim scientists, those who pay child support
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Oregon school wants to implement new requirement for graduation: To get accepted into college
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(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
There are a couple ways to cut through metal to get to fireworks. Guess how these geniuses did it? #DARWINNING
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Thieves steal two six-foot inflatable bananas. Police believe the pajama-clad culprits go by the names "B1" and "B2", and may be using the inflatable bananas to satisfy their repressed sexual urges
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(RealClear)
 
 
 
New Zealand no longer refers to its two islands as "this one" and "that one over there"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Wingsuit flier dies after jumping accident. Funeral arrangements are still being made, but Die Fledermaus, American Maid, Sewer Urchin, and Speak have been confirmed as pallbearers
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(Big Frog 104)
 
 
 
That moment when you eat what you THINK is Grape Nuts off the floor and realize it's cat vomit. It happened to a weatherman, live on the air for us all to enjoy, or be grossed out by
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If somebody was really serious about detonating a bomb in a college, would they really announce their plans in notes with smiley faces and then leave them in the women's bathroom?
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Woman runs over self after being stung by bee. Police suspect she was a little buzzed
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(STV.tv)
 
 
 
This is your captain speaking. The plane's on fire, please leave by the exits. But take all the time you want removing your cabin baggage from the overhead lockers
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Men in wigs pee on woman, steal her iPhone. In subby's opinion, something needs to be done about these wild, roving packs of Barristers who are terrorizing the public
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
University professor is going to teach students how to live in a dumpster. Finally a college class that gives students lessons that are actually applicable in today's world
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
People living next to tourist attraction put up signs banning tourists from the attraction
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(ARL Now)
 
 
 
The difference between a good morning and a grate morning is about 15 feet straight down
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(Today)
 
 
 
Haunted house cancels naked visits after some people had a problem with this
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The government shutdown could lower the number of king crab caught this season. HASN'T THE NATION SUFFERED ENOUGH?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The subordinates of the Catholic Church start "correcting" the head of the Catholic Church. This is not a repeat from 33 AD
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man arrested after putting padlock on girlfriend's jeans so she won't be unfaithful to him when he's away. Fark: He's been doing it to her for years
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
School district worries about an upswing in school violence, adds uniformed police officers to the facilities. Elementary school violence, that is
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy wine drinker
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
McDonald's worker arrested after telling company president she can't afford new shoes. Probably has fallen arches
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kaitlyn-Hunt, the 18 year old girl arrested for having sexy time with the 14 year old girl, pulls the herp derp card, get sent to, well, whats the acronym for girls who get sent to prison?
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(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
"...only to find Gideon's bible"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Congratulation on purchasing your new home. We'll be drilling for oil under your property tomorrow. kthnxbye
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Amidst government financial shutdown, US military commissions real-life "Iron Man" suit
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If the case of the teen whose body was found in a gym mat wasn't suspicious enough for you yet, I have great news: they exhumed his body and his organs are missing and have been replaced with newspaper
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Cinnabon chains in Omaha using Saul Goodman's last lines in Breaking Bad as a publicity stunt to draw business
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you're going to park in a handicapped spot, make sure that: A) you are truly disabled, B) no one is recording you with their phone, and C) you are not the "Parking Enforcement Agent"
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(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Libyan Prime Minister kidnapped (update: he's since been freed)
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Twelve passengers trapped on Universal Studios Orlando roller coaster. Even the Newsflash tag takes a backseat for the Florida tag
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 440: "No Disassemble". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed October 09, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman holds dinner parties. News: Paralysed woman holds dinner parties while in a seven-foot long, 800-lb iron lung that she's been in for 61 years
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Government shutdown got your national monuments looking a little run down? Have no fear, Lawnmower man is here
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man found dead in apartment with clothes piled on top of him and hardened cement on top of the clothing and body. His death is "considered suspicious"
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Doctors were able to successfully perform heart surgery on a 25-week-old fetus after practicing on: a) computer models, b) life-like dolls, or c) a grape?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Challenge: Improve this still life
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dear Americans: Your country is shutting down, your leaders are about to crash your economy and turn America into Mad Max times. Here are 16 reasons to move to Europe. What are you waiting for?
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Man jailed for recording co-worker with breast pump. Next time he'll use a tape recorder
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Chelsea Manning rejects 'pacifist' labels says she prefers Agent Provocateur
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
How reading makes you a better person. Don't ask me, I didn't read it
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The six worst things you can say to a friend that's unemployed. List fails for not including: "Isn't it your turn to pick up the check?"
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(Press of Atlantic City)
 
 
 
Brother, can you spare a panhandling permit?
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Cop insists he had a very good reason to taser an 8-year-old girl
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Maybe high schoolers just aren't ready to perform a play about a man who falls in love with a goat and has sex with it
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Just so we are clear on this: "go play in traffic" is intended as as a sarcastic expression NOT something you should ACTUALLY MAKE YOUR CHILD DO as punishment
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Spam flavored macadamia nuts. Because "it seemed like a good idea"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
A list of the most dangerous stations on the DC Metro. No, they're not all on the Green Line
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson admits he's an "old fuddy-duddy" who doesn't know what transgender means, attacks trans people anyway
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these elated eaters
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(Time)
 
 
 
With the government shutdown we get to see how awesome the free market deals with antibiotic-resistant bacterially-tainted meat
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Unpaid interns are fair game for sexual harassment, court rules. With illustrative picture
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(WHSV Harrisonburg)
 
 
 
The Annual Fall Pony Round-up has been cancelled due to the government shutdown. Truly these are our darkest hours
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(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Investigators became slightly suspicious when they asked the man offloading duffel bags from his boat to his car what was in the bags and he said "cocaine"
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(WDSU New Orleans)
 
 
 
Bad news : You and three others are injured in a helicopter crash. Good news : You're all rescued and transported to a hospital. Mixed news : By helicopter
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(KTTC Minnesota)
 
 
 
Community shocked after man is injured climbing a utility pole
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(Visual News)
 
 
 
If you don't want to live with this girl after this Craigslist ad, I don't understand you
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Our special today is a prime cut t-bone seared to perfection, with steamed vegetables and choice of potato, served on a double-breasted classic navy pinstripe with matching vest and trousers. Wing tips optional
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Alaska now reportedly sinking as the "permafrost" thaws. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Russian authorities believe they have found drugs on the Greenpeace ship they busted for piracy last month. Because it takes a couple of weeks to plant- er, search the vessel
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Police revise their suspicions from last January that the teenager found dead inside a rolled up gym mat strewn with blood stains may not have died in a tragic accident
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What do "pope", "stab" and "c*nt" have in common? They're all answers given by participants in a human behavior experiment at DragonCon 2013
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Couple that refused to let a gay wedding take place at their private venue turn around and sue the Civil Rights Commission because they keep getting negative calls and emails about their decision
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
If you self-diagnose all your illnesses using WebMD, experts have a name for you: Cyberchondriac
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Maximum trolling: Anonymous donor leaves 12,000-year-old mastodon tusk in the donation box of a Christian charity
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Generally speaking, you shouldn't wrap your meth up in your court paperwork
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
We're not saying the country is doomed, but just in case, here are ten ways you can use a cardboard box
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Old school: learning the three Rs. New school: learning to deal with a two-hour commute. Fark: each way
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Appellate Court rules spanking with wooden spoon not abuse if done correctly and a safe word is used
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Amelia Earhart is crashing into the water today. Not a repeat from 1939
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nevada hospital may have accidentally exposed 140 newborn infants to TB. Oops, our bad
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(The Courier)
 
 
 
Judge, "Sorry, but you are dead." Petitioner, "But I'm feeling better. I think I'll go for a walk"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Twerking is actually quite common in nature, which means we could probably replace Miley Cyrus with a sage grouse and nobody would be the wiser
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(Independent)
 
 
 
52 year old man gets completely schnockered, strips nekkid and challenges the captain to a fight: Or what budget carriers call "Tuesday"
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(Tokyo Reporter)
 
 
 
Man who helped senior citizens hook up for sex is arrested in Tokyo. Police say the smell of burning leather led them right to him
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(Herald Journal News)
 
 
 
It turns out "diarrhea" is not an acceptable excuse for driving 111 mph in Utah while the cops are chasing you
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Drunk moose are becoming a problem overseas
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(io9)
 
 
 
"A major cause of the great Library of Alexandria's ruin was government budget cuts." You hear that Boehner, you destroyed Alexandria's library, you bastard
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
Generally speaking, fleeing from cops works better if there isn't a cop already in your car. But so far, it's worked for this guy
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Instead of being pestered by that incessant wailing, you can now get a smoke detector that quietly and calmly sends an alert to your smart phone or tablet
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
We really WILL take more care of you. BA air hostesses in trouble for flashing their undercarriage [w/pics]
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you're in Western Australia, don't try to to buy underpants at a petrol station after 9pm on a Thursday
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
It's always awkward when you're jogging in a park with a preacher and he turns to you and says, "You want to oral me?"
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(Gold Coast (Australia))
 
 
 
Drunk, watching Braveheart, and brandishing a sword in the street is no way to go through life...mom
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you're driving and you need to send a text, you should always pull over. Just don't pull over onto the train tracks
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Hiccup Girl, who became Murder Girl, now wants to be New Trial Girl
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
If I had seen these as a child on Halloween, you'd find me in my bedroom closet, praying to a merciful God for November 1 to come ASAP
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(Stoke Sentinel)
 
 
 
Ways to welcome the builders. Make them a coffee... or start brandishing your crossbow
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
If you've been ordered not to drive because of your DUIs, don't wave at the cops from the driver's seat of a yellow convertible when you go past them
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Prince Philip sees a little girl sitting on a beach ball. Does he ask: A) if she's a princess, B) if she's a good girl, or C) if you get bonus point for knocking her off the ball
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
World's seventh richest woman gets in car accident in Virginia, damaging her Porsche SUV. She killed some plebe, too, but let's try to stay focused on what's important, okay?
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Mystery Monkey of Tampa Bay. New hotness: Mystery Monkey 2 Electric Boogaloo
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
"Sure thing, officers - c'mon in. Over there's my vat of Oklahoma City bombing chemicals, back there are my 142 guns, here's my WTC '93 ammonium nitrate, and over there in the corner's the bomb I'm building for Keith Richards"
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
I rescued a turtle. And got bit by a venomous rattlesnake in the process, but still, saved turtle
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man sets fire to his own shop. Man forgets that gasoline fumes can turn a small shop into a fuel-air bomb. With video goodness
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(People Daily (China))
 
 
 
Hold your lemons and melt some butter. Ladies and gentlemen of FARK, I present: THE LOBSTERCYCLES
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Lesbians are twice as likely as gay men to consider their civil unions licked
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOklahoma, where the pipelines spontaneously burst into flaaaaaaaames
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(KMPH San Joaquin Valley)
 
 
 
Let's check in with Cliff Claven to see what he thinks about Obamacare
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I bet if the moose was black, no one would have cared
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada's CSEC wants to join the sexting threesome with you, your girlfriend and the NSA
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
N.Y. Lawmakers consider banning "revenge porn". "Angry", "Rough", "Furry", "Cheerleader", "Midget", "Donkey", "Glasses", "Gay", and "Tranny" still okay
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(Gamasutra)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Candy Crush
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Last weekend's killing of a soldier in Washington State has been downgraded from hate crime to unfriendly friendly fire
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Should have taken the deal
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman pleads guilty to spaghetti sauce bank robbery, says she wasn't using her noodle
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Chipotle Restaurant, serving good Mexican food and damaging your home
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The most important inventions of the last 100 years. You are now free to argue why something should or not be on the list *cough* Playstation *cough*
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(MyFox Twin Cities)
 
 
 
Pit bull rescued from shelter hours before he would have been put down returns the favor by saving the life of his rescuer's four-year old boy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A Chinese study concludes that the best hangover cure is an ancient, 1,000 year-old citrus based remedy otherwise known as ...... Sprite
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(PR Web)
 
 
 
Biblical scholar to present evidence that the story of Jesus Christ was made up by first century Roman aristocracy. Who could POSSIBLY have an issue with this theory?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
News: Patient missing from San Francisco General Hospital found dead. Fark: In the hospital's stairwell. UltraFark: Over two weeks later
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman uses L'Oreal Paris Revitalift Laser Renew anti-ageing products on her face and OMG DON'T EVER DO THAT (w/pics)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Government shutdown forces Antarctic research station to go into "caretaker" status. Kurt Russell and Keith David sent north as a precaution
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
After 22 years New York police have identified the mother of "Baby Hope" through an anonymous tip and DNA testing
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Waving a gun around on a commuter train isn't going to get you noticed anymore in the age of the tablet and smartphone
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
If you're reading this on your phone, stop 'iSlouching' or you'll ruin your neck forever
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Warning, there is a new world's cutest cat, and he comes from China. His name is Snoopybabe
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Cool: Formerly homeless entrepreneur launches new business. Fark: "The Sub-URBAN Experience costs $2,000 and puts participants directly into the homeless community of Seattle"
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
70-year-old woman pleads guilty to prostitution. With "if the lighting was just right" pic
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Not News: Drunk driver leads cops on a chase. FARK: So driver could have enough time to finish his Big Mac he just purchased
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentucky High School Athletics Association bans post game handshakes because they lead to too many fights
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
...because if there's one thing Chicago needs, it's electric unicycles on the streets
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"If you live in Florida, your odds of dying in an extremely bizarre manner are extremely high"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man and his cotton
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
J.P. Morgan points and laughs at a guy who thought he could keep the Twitter handle @Chase
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Obama: "You don't get a chance to call your bank and say I'm not going to pay my mortgage this month unless you throw in a new car and an Xbox"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trucker who threatened to shut down the Beltway around DC and forcibly arrest politicians on Friday: Kidding, just kidding. DANCE, PUPPETS
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Law student charged after trying to use her car to run over kids who took her cell phone. You'd think they'd have covered this in school
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Gardeners sent to prison for growing grass outside court house
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Some believe low carb diets are an unhealthy fad, others a life-saving grace. But what, you ask, does acclaimed health expert Pat Robertson believe? Why, that they violate God's laws of course
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"I'm Donnie Wahlberg, a native Bahstonian, heah in Copley Squah to talk abaht Verizon FiOS... which you can't get heah in Copley Squah"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
You know who else may or may not be recovering well from surgery in Argentina
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(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Things every preschooler should have in his backpack....crayons, pencils, construction paper, dime bags of crack cocaine, glue sticks and an art smock
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
"If we Christians don't participate in their sodomy, then we can be sued, bankrupted and jailed"
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Do you still have money in your bank account? You might want to withdraw it until after October 18th. You see, the thing with bank runs is you don't want to be the last one there
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
89 year old WWII veteran pleads guilty to drug trafficking charges
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