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Sun October 06, 2013
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Spending over a decade studying and training to attain one of the most respected and valued jobs around still won't prevent you getting groped on the job if you are a woman
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(Fark)
 
 
 
FARK party in Chicago. Monday, October 7. Going to the Art Museum, getting pizza and drinking (OF COURSE). Woo
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Neighbors say that the arrest of a crack-dealing elderly woman has made their neighborhood a better place. Just kidding; they feel less safe and don't know what they will do because she took good care of the community
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Rabbit ruins man's sex life
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Sexual deviancy is normal, claims sexual deviant
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In Japan, where consumers are loath to spend and avoid traditional retailers, discount clothing chain Uniqlo is selling cashmere sweaters for as little as $62 and 7-Elevens are hawking gourmet coffee and ice cream
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(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Gene promoting his jeans (amongst other things)
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Shepherds guide 2,000 sheep through Madrid, Spain, and hope their attempt to save ancient herding practices don't go baaa-d for them
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Not news: being charged with weapons possession. Fark: the weapon was a puppy
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
I spied 'er across the crowded lawn. She had eight of the hairiest, most beautiful legs I've ever seen. I had to get her back to my sperm web. Dabbing a little pheromones under my pedipalps, a approached her and used my best line: "Eat me," I said
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Since there's a popular caffeinated beverage/food fight trifecta in play, here's an article that leads off with hot chocolate, oh wise and wonderful modmins
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Nine in ten travelers think reclining seats should be banned on airplanes. The tenth should be ejected from the plane at 35,000 feet
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Remember the guy who was caught on camera punching a female clerk over 41 cents? He has been captured
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(Komo)
 
 
 
If you're around Lakewood, Wa, a lot of angry veterans and soldiers would like you to keep your eyes peeled for a midnight blue Jetta or BMW sedan with low-profile tires and tinted windows. Why? Click the link and rage
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Erin Brockovich may have a new cause, but her fashion sense remains unchanged
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(Asia News)
 
 
 
Everybody was typhoon flighting
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(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this relaxing redhead
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Spiteful Obama blocks off view of Mt. Rushmore
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why do Americans have such large refrigerators?
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(Social Reader)
 
 
 
Home Alone 2: Las Vegas. Nine-year-old boy hops a plane from the Twin Cities to Sin City without a ticket
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Sex toy company offering free vibrators to furloughed government employees, which is probably the most exciting thing that has happened to a civilian government employee
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
8 killed and 79 critically injured after a Monster Truck veered into a crowd in Mexico on SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Always bring a ping pong paddle along with you if you're going to a pineapple knife fight
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
The most dangerous states in America. Always knew there was something shady about Delaware
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it department: Criminals still return to the scene of the crime
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Healthcare.gov works great if you take away all those damn people wanting to sign up for it, says the Chief Technology Officer in charge of the site."These bugs were functions of volume,'' Park said. "Take away the volume and it works.''
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Making tea is not like some fast fling in the back of a car. That's what coffee is for. Tea is a slow, meaningful seduction"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Coffee is better than sex? On what grounds?
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(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Police reveal greatest crime fighting weapon yet - Simon Cowell and dancing celebrities
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(Time)
 
 
 
Congratulations to Steve Jobs. Two years cancer free
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving and the first day of Hanukkah will fall on the same date in 2013: Nov. 28. Are you ready for Thanksgivukkah?
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
If you leave your purse behind at a Foot Locker and it's got your cocaine inside, just let it go. And if you can't let it go, don't park your car in a fire lane with your boyfriend passed out inside when you come back to get it
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Catholics in America love the new pope. Catholic bishops in America, not so much
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Hundreds of open container violations in Las Vegas thrown out due to lack of evidence
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Saudi men who danced naked on a car and posted the video online now working on an even more kinky sequel, featuring whips and bondage
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(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
Not news: Home Depot fired employees to cut costs during hard economic times. News: They targeted openly gay employees. Cause: Gays have teh aids
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Over the years Nobel laureates have used their prize money on everything from upgrading a motorbike to installing a croquet course on the front lawn
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this off-course submarine
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Don't have the heart to tell your bride and her parents that you forgot to book the hall for the wedding ceremony? Simple solution ... call in a bomb threat
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Can we have a R.I.P. for the country's oldest Medal of Honor recipient? He was just a Bayonne guy who was presented with the award by President Truman on Oct. 30, 1945, after he single-handedly killed 12 German soldiers during the Battle of the Bulge
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Deputies searching for the two men who climbed through a McDonald's drive-thru and robble robbled the place up
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Elementary school bans tag, children "running in packs"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
For some reason, McDonald's drive-thru employees don't like it when you show up wearing no pants and ask them to touch your Big Mac
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Final assignment from dearly departed teacher. Uh, teacher, we're gonna need some extra time with all this dust in the air
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Sir Bob Geldof says all humans will die before 2030. So Dead-Aid, then?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
And those Hollywood nights / In those Hollywood hills / It was looking so right / It was giving him chills / In those big city nights / In those high rolling hills / Above all the lights / With a passion that kills
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Sat October 05, 2013
(Eugene Register-Guard)
 
 
 
Cute 25-year-old bartender gets her best tip yet: a Keno ticket worth $17,500. "The reaction (in the bar) was crazy. Everyone was so amped up. I mean how often does that happen somewhere like Thurston?" (w/pics)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Apparently the SEALs are "essential" employees because they were hard at work today in Libya and Somalia, nabbing amongst others, the guy responsible for the 1998 embassy bombings
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Brazilian election shaping up to be a three-way race between the Socialist Party, Workers' Party, and Social Democratic Party. Splittists
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this red spot
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
World's laziest scientists haven't yet evaluated the effectiveness of the new HPV vaccine because they're "waiting for the first cohort of girls to become sexually active - they're about 19 years old now"
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
National Park police close Mt. Vernon, find out after the fact that it is privately owned and funded. OOPS our bad, whodathunkit?
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
When delivering the mail, should a letter carrier park: a) on the street, b) in a nearby public lot, or c) on a homeowner's lawn?
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(Time)
 
 
 
The good news: Man receives a free lifetime supply of bacon. The bad news: It comes all at once
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Oh ho ho ho. You went skiing in the Alps? How droll. Running with the bulls? A passing fancy. You want to know about my vacation? I went to Detroit to see the poors
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(Canberra Times)
 
 
 
Australia designates October 26 as nationwide Garage Sale Day. It's like Record Store Day, only with garage sales, and it's government-supported
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Don't Tread On Me: Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker has refused a request from the National Park Service to close several state park sites
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop these damselflies
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese Ministry of Defense posts health and safety tips for visitors to its warships. Naturally, it's in cartoon form. Unnaturally, it looks more like Terrance & Phillip than anime, and the illustrator added Metal Gear Solid 2 in-joke
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Turns out the "paleo diet" is a sham because we don't know what people ate in 100,000 B.C. Heck, most of us don't even remember what we ate yesterday
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Who are quieter, ninjas or Navy SEALs? Admiral William McRaven, head of US Joint Special Operations Command, has the answer
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Student says she had to prove she was Muslim to get student ID at school in a) Egypt, b) Iran, or c) Hampton University in Virginia?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
School punishes student for violating head shave policy. By the way, he got his head shaved as part of a fundraiser for cancer research
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The only thing Afghans can agree on is that they have the best butter in the world. At least, according to this poll that only had a 4% margarine of error
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Limerick woman goes for a drive // Takes her car on Route 5 // After acting quite rash // She's involved in a crash // If she's lucky she'll make it alive
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Texas Farkadociousǃ Hosted by Thalassatx & Ras-Algethi (Oct 5 7pm The Flying Saucer Fort Worth)
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Small government lawmakers introduce bill that requires bicyclists to own and display license plates
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Run for your life It's killer hurricane Karen on its way to New...what??...Head for the hills, it's major tropical storm Kar....er, what?...Ok, wear a light coat, it's rain shower Karen
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get paid
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
University students in Hungary hold naked protest against new strict dress code. Or as that kind of behavior is called in the U.S., a fraternity keg party
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Juveniles in court for: A) playin' truant from school, B) stealin' cars from school, or C) smoochin' in front of school?
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
You can avenge Little Red Riding Hood for just $19 in Montana
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(AP)
 
 
 
Television station is going to air five hours of live coverage of people knitting, followed by a four-hour documentary on how the wool off a sheep's back turns into a sweater
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Man tries to justify walking out of a restaurant after he placed his order by saying the air hockey table was too loud. "I also had visions of the puck flying from the gaming table and landing in one of our milkshakes"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Colombian city claims world record as 13,800 meet for coffee. Officials take three days to clean up the grounds
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fraudster who used stolen credit card to order £120 of Domino's pizza fails to attend court 'because he's too fat to get out of his house'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tattoo "artist" fined £300 for botched inking of Marilyn Monroe 'that looked like a blow up doll'
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(The Phuket News)
 
 
 
"The judge then decided to suspend the sentence because the offences - abduction, molestation and driving under the influence of alcohol and methamphetamine, were all first convictions"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this nasal orange
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman loses 20 stone by just eating pumpkin: "I love pumpkin, I could eat it all day" (w/pics)
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(ABC Local)
 
 
 
If you guessed 5 off-duty NYC cops were involved in that SUV-motorcycle incident come up to claim your prize
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(Slate)
 
 
 
My God, it's full of dickheads
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Gangs of bad-ass cats roaming the streets for mice will now have a chance to curl up and laze Caturday away like most felines thanks to a new cat shelter
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(ABC Local)
 
 
 
There is one man brave enough to explore and explain Obamacare. And that man is none other than KABC's own Ric Romero
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Woman finds price error on Home Depot website, proceeds to buy 22 cases of flooring at $2.97 each instead of $65 at local store and orders 50 more. Extra order gets cancelled, woman goes to media and biatches, gets her way
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Guard mistakenly releases inmate instead of sending him to Federal Prison. Difficulty: the inmate kept telling the guard he was making a mistake and wasn't supposed to be going home
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The Civil War looks much more civil in color
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
The War on Women moves north: Canada's ruling Conservatives will now ensure no foreign aid dollars are used to provide abortions for victims of gang-rapes in war zones
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Ordinary dumbass impersonates a cop. Fark-level dumbass does it at a cop's funeral
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
It's hard to deny putting a hit on your ex-husband when there's video of it
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
For some, the federal shutdown means they're locked out of the National Parks; for others, it means that they can't leave and go home
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
"Oh What beautiful eyes you have." Episode 41 of The Smoking Gun Mugshot Round-up
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Fri October 04, 2013
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Is the worst way to wake up: a) alarm clock, b) barking dog, or c) officials barging into your home, dragging you out of bed, and forcing you to have an abortion?
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(My Fox Phoenix)
 
 
 
A police officer dropping off his daughter at school is asked not to wear his uniform and gun while he's there. ZERO TOLERANCE
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Good news: More and more dollar discount stores are now selling alcohol
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Guards at PA prison accused of forcing inmates to wrestle. Looks like all those Jean Claude Van Damme movies were true
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Not News: Winemaker crushes grapes. Fark: Grapes crush winemaker
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
New study shows that Chicken McNuggets are composed of about half chicken meat, with the rest a mixture of fat, blood vessels, nerves, organ parts, cartilage, and bone. Waitaminute... you mean there's meat in those things?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Remember kids, the police are under no obligation to protect you in the event that you are a victim of a crime in progress
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this emotional outburst
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Alaska's National Weather Service sneaks in secret "please pay us'' message in forecast
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Washington D.C., reset the "Days without a bizarre incident in a public place" counter to zero
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(Metro)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a hamster really excited about his broccoli
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Serious question- I'm starting a part-time radio gig in a month, and need an "on-air name". My real name isn't, well, radio friendly. Something cool, like "the Commander", or "Dr. Bob." (those are taken here) suggestions?
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Cleveland to attempt setting river on fire again
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Not news: 14 year-old bags two on hunting trip. News: two hunters. Fark: Then shoots self in leg
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Clear your desks, chug your beer, remove your pants, and clear your head: It's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Stars and Stripes demotes Beetle Bailey to weekend warrior
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russia's biggest badass turns out to not be Vladimir Putin
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(Food Network)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Bring the heat, you Farkers. Show us the spicier side of life this week. Sauces, peppers, whatever you use to turn it up to 11. What's in your recipe? Pics and suggestions, plus no small amount of drooling, to the right
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Creative uses for a lightsaber. (LGT inspiration)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The four people found shot to death in a car in rural Alabama? Police are now thinking "elaborate murder-suicide plot" since all four were facing arrest for their involvement in a child-porn production ring
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(BGR)
 
 
 
You're getting the vegan golf channel whether you want it or not
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(The Lost Ogle)
 
 
 
People of the Oklahoma State Fair makes Wal-Mart look like Tiffany & Co
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
More universities are offering "religious" dorms so that precious snowflakes can be protected from the immorality of interacting with heathens who might have different points of view
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
High school English teacher forgoes asking her students for sex, just wants them to provide her drugs instead
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
Mug shot of the year runner up "I was just super happy to be nominated"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The World Champion Cowboy is a Cowgirl
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Waiter porks customer
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(Wait But Why)
 
 
 
20 things some guy learned about North Korea
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(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
Apparently biting midgets are getting cattle sick
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Hobby Lobby claims to have Jewish friends
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Upset with the current child beauty pageant circuit in the country, woman creates a "natural" pageant that bans eyeliner for the young contestants, but blush and lip gloss are still okay. "Your outer beauty never lasts"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Mother afraid to go outside for fear of A) open spaces, B) Traffic, C) The Muppets?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ex-husband shot and killed by new boyfriend, who is the father of the father of the girlfriend's kid. Then it gets weird
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Wife of driver in NYC motorcycle attack says "mob of reckless, violent motorcyclists" were in the wrong, not her husband
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Parents will soon be able to design their own perfect babies. You had a good run, gingers
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(The Diplomat)
 
 
 
Japan tolerates a lot of weird things. But mixed race children? Not so much
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
If you lost control over a drone in midtown Manhattan around 6:20 pm last Monday, the NYC police would like a word with you
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Water 6,700 times more radioactive than legal limit spills from Fukushima. You may now return to your regularly scheduled Miley Cyrus story
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Protip: Don't bring a brick to a cop fight
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Village harnesses kids on a merry-go-round to generate electricity **Rub fingers together and laugh maniacally**
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
America's next aircraft carrier puts on a lot of weight with the installation of four 30-ton propellers. With 'Wasn't this a scene from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade' pics
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(East Grinstead Courier)
 
 
 
Appearances can be deceptive. Meet Julia. She's a glasses wearing greying-haired 50-something British lady. She may look a little like your gran. But don't tell her. She's also a Renshinkan Karate-Do Sensei - and 5th dan blackbelt
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Two NJ men arrested for not reporting urned income
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Woman who yesterday tried to ram her way into the White House thought that Obama was stalking her. So, technically Obama as father is still in play
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(io9)
 
 
 
Best odd, slutty, or funny store bought costumes for Halloween 2013
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Protip: When you look like this, and get pulled over, at least brush the buds of weed off your shirt
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
If you left a 200 yard long debris path ending in a wrecked car in Springfield, Mass. last night, police have some questions for you: (a) what happened? (a) how did you walk away? (c) are you willing to come to the station to be arrested?
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(The Local)
 
 
 
"Oktoberfest drinker treated every 10 minutes". What a lucky bastard
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If a psychic tells you that your life's problems stem from being too attached to money in previous lives, and that you should just give her around $30,000 to "hold onto to" as an "exercise in letting go," you should be suspicious
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this UFO pretending to be a fluorescent light
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(Fox 21 News)
 
 
 
Thanks to the government shutdown, the Air Force Academy is running out of toilet paper. WIPEOUT
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's National Taco Day. How will you choose to celebrate?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Snorting up paint and squirting it out your eye is one way to paint a canvas. Eye guess
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Maybe, just maybe, high school athletics aren't killing academics after all
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Firefighter injured in trampoline blaze is expected to bounce back
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Even George Takei would go "oh myyyy" on this one
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Burglar nails talent portion of the show but totally blows the swimsuit competition
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(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Looks like someone at the bank fell asleep on the 0 key
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Biker who organized the West Side highway wild motorbike rally that terrorized a NYC family would never get in someone's face and taunt them.. he only likes to taunt the NYPD
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(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Michigan veterinarian says new animal virus is so deadly it kills no matter how heavily antibiotics are used
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Looks like it took Wal-Mart a while to realize that it probably is insensitive selling an Osama Bin Laden costume
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman claims drinking a pint of her own piss every day for the last 20 years has kept her fit and sprightly. If you don't think that's crazy urine sane
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Thu October 03, 2013
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man commutes to Manhattan by bicycle. Not news you say? How about across the Hudson River on the water?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
1963 Ferrari sets new record sales price at $52 million. New owner states that "It is so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up"
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike... guess what day is it. It's the day when quoting an annoying Geico commercial will get you sent to the principal's office
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(Reading Eagle)
 
 
 
Five Guys Burgers and Fries opens their first drive thru
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Officials say woman involved in today's incident at the Capitol had "no nexus to terrorism." No word on Nokia Lumia or iPhone involvement
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nearly a hundred die in shipwreck off the coast of Italy. This is not a repeat from a year ago January
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these steampunk Mickeys
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jocks and yokels at Ole Miss interrupt screening of "The Laramie Project" to yell anti-gay slurs at the cast. Stay classy, Mississippi. Oh, wait, you're Mississippi. Sorry. Well, try to not lynch anyone, at least
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Smell-o-Vision for your smartphones is bound to make Instagram infinitely more annoying
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Detroit ex-mayor faces 28 years in prison. That's almost as harsh as 14 years in Detroit
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If handing out lettuce at a wedding while drunk and naked is wrong then I don't want to be right
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
In today's WTF news, a Meadowlands 'Hug Off' stands as proof that NJ is ready to host a Super Bowl
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(KISS FM 93.1 El Paso)
 
 
 
Texas experiencing a g-string of robberies
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dedication
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Not news: Punk band shoots porn film. FARK: On the front lawn of Westboro Baptist Church
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(Chicagoist)
 
 
 
In the name of the father, and of the son, and of the 10 ounces of beef and a little bit of slowly braised pork shoulder served with a red wine reduction and an unconsecrated communion wafer
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(The Oakland Press)
 
 
 
Michigan optometrist arrested for letting a patient see too much
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Zero tolerance causes school lock down. In other news, crutches are considered weapons
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Someone sold the Iraqis phony bomb detectors, and was sent to jail for it. Fark: The Iraqis are still using them
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Even Canada's vandals do it better as they match typeface of roadsigns: "Where it used to say 'City of Champions' now said 'Suck it Calgary'"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"Exercise 'can be as good as pills.'" Therefore, according to the symmetric property of equality, pills can be as good as exercise. So gimme my meds and move over on the couch
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(Twitter)
 
NewsFlash
 
BREAKING: Gunfire at the Capitol. Capitol Hill is on lockdown (thread now closed)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
NY appeals court rules that released sex offenders cannot view sexual images while their penises are being stimulated
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Parents think their daughter who had been kidnapped should be allowed to play volleyball as part of her therapy even though the school won't let her because she didn't dress up nice enough for Game Day
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
The Florida Dept of Corrections awarded a five-year, $1.2B contract to provide medical care for thousands of state prisoners to a company that was sued 660 times for malpractice in the past five years
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Levison handed over the SSL keys as an 11-page printout in 4-point type which the government called 'illegible'"
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(The New Orleans Advocate)
 
 
 
Before the Gulf Oil Spill, BP had a 600 page oil spill response plan. Which included exactly one page on how to stop the flow of oil. Which consisted of "hire someone to figure out how to do it." Which satisfied Federal Regulations
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
If you're like most Americans, what you miss most since the shutdown began is the National Zoo's Pandacam. Well, fret no longer...a substitute has just launched
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(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
Ugly assed baby pachyderm born in Albuquerque. Mother and daughter doing well, send their love
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
What do a leather coat, a mailbox and a guitar neck have in common? A naked man in Florida threw them into traffic
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Head of the far-right Golden Dawn party jailed in Athens. No word if he plans to write a book in captivity, perhaps about his struggle
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Staff inside the IRS who defend taxpayers were furloughed, while those who pursue taxpayers were not. In other news, the IRS had a wing that defended taxpayers
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"Legislation is overdue that states you may be in possession of either a car or a penis, but not both"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Princess Diana peeled off Parisian tunnel wall. Again
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Federal shutdown furloughs poison ivy-eating goats
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If your dying wish is to have your ashes spread over the Florida Keys, the US postal service hopes you'll accept the consolation prize of being spread all over the package sorting room in Trenton, New Jersey
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
We may get to find out how well FEMA works during a government shutdown. Tropical Storm Karen forms in the Gulf of Mexico, may impact the Gulf Coast as a hurricane this weekend
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(io9)
 
 
 
You know who else had a lot of monkeys?
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
"FHP tells 10 News the driver simply fell asleep. He said he's been working a lot, and the next thing he knew he was sitting inside the house. He's been charged with careless driving"
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(News Daily)
 
 
 
Thoughtful things you can do for your neighbors: bake a casserole, mow their grass, promise not to murder them for three days as they grieve over the blood-feud inspired suicide of their mother
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Okay Iranian president is coming out
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: I'm a frustrated nurse who gets my kicks writing fake letters to advice columnists. But this one is genuine, I promise
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British passport holders can visit 173 countries without needing a Visa. US Citizens can visit 172. Any guesses what the extra country is? I'm guessing the Falklands
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ, it's a mountain lion. Stay out of DC
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Facebook to build company town. Starting with logical street layout residents love, it'll be redesigned every six months, dimensions of property lots will change at random, schools, stores and firehouses will disappear for no reason at all
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
When shutting down the government and sending all non-essential employees home, be sure to send home the guy who saved you a billion dollars last year. He's clearly not useful
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Police seize 700 sheep in cross-border crime crackdown, noting that illegally imported sheep pose a terrible risk to the local sex trade
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(BBC)
 
 
 
PSA: if you're recently burgled a bunch of scrap metal in Ireland, you may want to look into picking up a Geiger counter
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
GOP Rep on the shutdown: "We're not going to be disrespected. We have to get something out of this. And I don't know what that even is." Obvious, Dumbass, and Fail tags working overtime during the shutdown
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(BBC)
 
 
 
It's never good when you find out your grandfather was a Nazi concentration camp commandant. It's almost like you couldn't see it coming
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
It's That Time of the Year Again: Terrified Reactions Of Tourists Visiting Canada (PHOTOS)
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Good: State trooper catches motorcyclist popping wheelies, splitting lanes in rush hour traffic. Bad: On camera only. Tag is for the biker
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Study finds not only is there a good chance that not only did you not marry your true love, but when you find him/her, you'll leave your consolation prize for your real soulmate
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Fisherman jumps out of his boat into open waters to revive a man-eating bull shark too stunned to swim after being caught and released. How he did this without letting his massive steel balls drag him to the bottom of the ocean we'll never know
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Angry dad claims new phone he bought for underage son had nude photos of employees from the Sprint store he purchased it from. Subby wishes his AT&T customer service reps were that friendly
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(Lincolnshire Echo)
 
 
 
Play time's over, kids - your sports field's been surrounded by 14 huge horses
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
While you struggle to master the art of walking and chewing gum at the same time, this guy just ran a marathon backwards while juggling
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
News NSA chief tries to calm fears about agency's activities. Fark: by admitting the agency tried to track the location of every American via their cell phone
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
You've got to admit, that's a pretty ingenious way to get a free apartment. Granted it will really mess with your long term career prospects but hey, free rent
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Texas store owner charged with murder after killing "known gang member" while being robbed. Some people have a problem with this
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(KATU)
 
 
 
If you are going to grab some kid's birthday cake and eat it with your bare hands, the Police Station might not be the best place
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this foreign currency
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(RealClear)
 
 
 
China is getting picky about tourists' noses
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Belgium does death panels right: Man allowed to get euthanasia at 44 after three failed operations left him with incurable depression
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(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Gigantic wombat fossil discovered exactly where Satan fooled us into believing it would be
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(Calgary Sun)
 
 
 
While you were debating the government shutdown, what the Iranian charm offensive means, and why the Jets suck so much, this guy went out and saw the world had to offer. In Canadian badass fashion
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Well, that'll put a damper on everyone farting rainbows over Iran's recent make-nice diplomacy
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(Time)
 
 
 
Everyone on Facebook is cliché
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Tesla Model S drives through a puddle, nearly kills driver
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
You've got 666 tattooed on your forehead, you're high, and you're horny. The logical next step is to urinate on a burrito shop's patio. With awesome mugshot
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Can you crack this code to reveal the phone number of your new job ?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
This just in: people are intimidated by eye contact
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(Some Raver)
 
 
 
Scientists might have found a cure for noise-induced hearing loss. Still no cure for cancer or dubstep
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Grandfather of five, pinned under tractor for six hours, digs himself out with pocket knife. No worries, mate
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(Social Reader)
 
 
 
Researchers discover radioactive waste water from fracking flowing into a PA stream. Mining company promises to look into the issue as soon as Obamacare is repealed
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 439: "Bugs 2: The Return of THEM". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed October 02, 2013
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Bad: Suspected drug house across the street from elementary school. Worse: Police shoot and kill two dogs while raiding the house. Fark: While kids are outside for recess
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Handy map shows province by province where Canadians are more likely to drink, do drugs or smoke. Alberta slams back a beer and beats on BC who just takes it. Quebec lights a cigarette. Ontario is boring and average as usual
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man arrested for selling drugs to an undercover officer. The same undercover officer he sold drugs to the last three times he was arrested
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dancing Hasid
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(Financial Post)
 
 
 
I guess there is a country for old men
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(Info Wars)
 
 
 
In memory of Tom Clancy, write a paragraph that might appear in a Clancy novel using this news story about a small drone that crashed in Manhattan
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Radio Shack employee charged after giving away a free battery
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Horny housewife asks Prudence what to do about her need to be pounded to climax every day. Response: "get a complete physical and mental checkup". Other ideas to the right
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Five hundred mink weasel their way out of a fur farm
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Q: Why did the ranchers castrate their neighbor's stallion? A: Apparently because, um, reasons?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The young lovers found hugging to be uncomfortable since he kept poking her through his pants. When he tried to correct the problem, an unexpected discharge ended the night early
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(RealClear)
 
 
 
If you are the person who stole Ronald Reagan's arm, Polish police would like a word with you
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Finally, smoking meth and worshipping the Antichrist don't have to be mutually exclusive
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you lost a family member at a national park prior to the government shutdown, forget it man. They're gone
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
In Bulgaria they now give you beer for doing nothing. Give. Beer. For free. For doing nothing. No really, you just do nothing and they GIVE it to you. Beer, that is. FARK: every three minutes
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Former Chaplain of the Year gets probation over booze, weed, pierced nipples, and contributing to the delinquency of a minor. On a high note, he was acquitted on sexual assault and child pornography charges, so he's got that going for him
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(Glendale News-Press)
 
 
 
That pretty box with the cute velvet drawstring? That's not a nice bottle of whiskey. It's grandma. Give her back
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Evangelical sex abuse may be worse than that in the Catholic church, according to the grandson of Billy Graham, whose daughter apparently reproduced with a bag of Scrabble tiles
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(Some Ecards)
 
 
 
"I'm concerned that our child's intelligence is starting to make us look dumb" (Sponsored link)
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(Patriot Ledger)
 
 
 
Truth in headlines: "Ohio man gets 10 to 13 years attempted rape." With beat-up-by-a-girl mugshot goodness
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Fark made me do it
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Lethal dose for marijuana confirmed to be 1120 lbs
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(AP)
 
 
 
Is FARK considered a 'Social Network'? If so, the NSA has been watching
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(CNN)
 
 
 
We can rebuild him. Better. Stronger. Faster. Less tasty to sharks
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Circumcised cops shoot breeder-bought pitbulls without leaving a tip after driving the speed limit in the passing lane while breastfeeding in public and drinking pop. Your welcome
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Hero: Woman rushes on to tracks to save a 70-year old man who had fallen from an oncoming train. Sad: she was able to get him to safety, but not herself
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old kid with epilepsy gets suspended from school for bringing in a toy that *looks* like a gun. Difficulty: It looks nothing like a gun. Photo included
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(BBC)
 
 
 
In further troubling news on the state of the world economy, the price of sacrificial animals is skyrocketing
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(Planet Ivy)
 
 
 
In unexpected news, Oktoberfest is better in Germany then in Britain
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Silk Road shut down. Bonus: Not by the Ottomans
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(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
"The complaint says Dr. Weiss intentionally squirted bodily fluid and other types of fluid from the man's scrotum into the air and onto others on multiple occasions"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
CIA Counterterrorism Center analysts monitor domestic intelligence sources: Gawker, The Onion, Team America
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(BBC)
 
 
 
How many redheads are there in the world? Considered article to the left, Gratuitous pictures to the right
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
New project aims to show New York girls that they're beautiful and boost their confidence, presumably by showing them pictures of New Jersey girls
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Oh, just another meth bust mug sho...I have no idea what's going on here
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(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
Warning citizens: People may be using illegal drugs in their e-cigarettes right in front of you. If anyone seems mellow, happy, purchases Funyuns, or watches Adventure Time after inhaling from an e-cig, alert authorities immediately
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
This is why Smuckers isn't sold in tubes
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
911 dispatcher during an emergency: "Is your girlfriend still on fire?" Let me laugh even harder
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Guess who has been putin the nominations for the Nobel Peace Prize?
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(Journal Inquirer)
 
 
 
What's killing newspapers? Well either it's the basic obsolesence of the medium in a rapidly changing information landscape, or, according to this editor, perhaps it's really slutty, barely literate, welfare-cheating single moms
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Firefighters rescuing cats from house fires. New hotness: Firefighters rescuing cats and huge ass boa constrictors from house fires. With best pics you'll see all day of pets in oxygen masks
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Oktoberfest is about more than just booze and sex. Its about sexy booze and boozy sex, and other stuff
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
If you skip breakfast, you will most certainly become obese, lazy and die
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(NY1)
 
 
 
Hilarious jape of the day: Friend mails novelty hand grenade to David Petraeus' office
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Three-year-old boy in India turns into a teenager. In America you can't get your teenager to turn into an adult
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Government shutdown causes oil prices drop for some damn reason
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Because sometimes you just want to hunt tigers with a machine gun from your Rolls-Royce
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Gen X is the awesomest and toughest and way better than than those self-absorbed millennials and why didn't daddy love me?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Hipsters to gather in Brooklyn to watch internet cat videos
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There is a mask that you can wear that will give you superhuman sight and hearing. Plus it kind of makes you look like a Transformer
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(93.9 MIA)
 
 
 
Know that dance video of the girl quitting her job? Well, her boss and staff have a response dance video, FTW. Bonus: Check out the company she worked for
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Those lucky ducky laid off government workers, just look at all the free stuff they're getting
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Satan holds up convenience store
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Headline: Couples Halloween Costumes. Slideshow: Utter fail
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Operation: Occupy WWII Memorial enters D+1 phase
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(Business Insider)
 
NewsFlash
 
The Hunt for Dead October
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In 1984 during the Reagan Recession, a little movie titled Repo Man came out with a running gag about the then new cheap new generic food store brands we were eating. Thirty years later; six years into Bush's Great Recession, guess what we're eating?
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Now is the time to get into the beef tongue exporting business
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Three-year-old shot in the face while caught in the crossfire at Chicago's Cornell Square Park shooting on the south side is still smiling and singing
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
What millennials can tell their grandchildren about
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Rare identical triplets born to UK couple. Children surprisingly born with the same amount of teeth as everyone else in the house
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(La Repubblica)
 
 
 
The Pope's at it again: "Proselytism is solemn nonsense, it makes no sense. We need to get to know each other, listen to each other and improve our knowledge of the world around us"
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(Time)
 
 
 
The hard math of flood insurance ignores the 2+2 of not building in a flood plain
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(The Argus (UK))
 
 
 
"When I answered the advert, I thought it said 'A little light house work'"
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
If Miley Cyrus can twerk, anyone can twerk. Even pudding
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Back in the day Lysol marketed its product towards women as both an effective form of birth control and as a douche
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Proof it's hard to look good in your mugshot. Especially when you're facing bestiality charges
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Yorkshire choo-choo train
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Dwayne Johnson and family killed by the Rock
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Protip: If you are a sports mascot who loses a bet thus getting pelted by paintballs, your costume will not protect your junk. With classic pic
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Police checking on elderly man find suspicious hazardous chemicals in home. No word if the man called himself "Heisenberg"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Understated clown, Principal, Kindly schoolmarm, Deer caught in the headlights, Walleye, Ball breaker, Lucy crawled into the bottle, Lazy eye, Sharpie, Worse Sharpie, Sharpie, Cross-eyed Mary, Sleepless in Seattle, Brad Garrett in drag, Mom?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Not News: The government has been shut down, and many people are affected. News: AMC Theaters does its part to help. Fark: They are giving a free small popcorn to any federal employees
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you're in college and you really want to consider yourself environmentally conscious, you need to lose the microwave and mini-fridge
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
NASA may be closed, but at least they managed to map the clouds on an extrasolar planet before the shutdown. No big deal
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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
In the not too distant future, continued miniaturization and flexible circuits may lead to the creation of $20 bills that also work as cellphones. Right now, though, you'd have to be pretty drunk to confuse the two
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Apple's mothership headquarters is almost ready for takeoff. Well, bye
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
News from the You're Doing it Wrong Institute for Explainin Stuff: Wearing your belt too tight gives you throat cancer
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(York Daily Record)
 
 
 
District attorney won't reveal why he now thinks man found dead in a car in his county actually died in another county, but says citizens shouldn't worry that there's any kind of trend of dead people driving across the county line
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what the point to a Constitutional Monarchy is in these modern times? When Australia's government shuts down, the Queen fires all the politicians but everyone else still goes to work and gets paid
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(The Phuket News)
 
 
 
Just when you thought airline food couldn't get any worse, along comes the 'Fruit Bowl with Insect leg' option
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Did you try turning it off and on again?" Why yes, we have. Here is a complete list of US Government shutdowns
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A massive map of beer, every beer ever.. BEER
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The good news: You are not a vampire. The bad news: You actually have syphilis
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Elderly couple arrested for murder. Apparently, both of them killed their former spouses so they could marry one another. Difficulty: it happened 33 years ago
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the four NOPES
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(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
♪ Shot through the heart ♪ And you're to blame ♪ You give nail guns ♪ A bad name
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(RealClear)
 
 
 
Bad news for women: suffering stress in middle age increases the risk of Alzheimer's disease
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(Chronicle Journal)
 
 
 
You're not Canadian tough until you ride a wild moose
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Tue October 01, 2013
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Not News: 2 men busted in Vegas park for smoking weed, fleeing police, resisting arrest, and DUI. News: The 2 men were Hawaii cops playing in a police softball tournament. Fark: One cop just got his job back, and is training new police
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(Newstalk 870 AM)
 
 
 
Man dies by falling out of his van door (held shut with a bungee cord) to escape girlfriend punching him in the face
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Wrecked car on display to dissuade drunk drivering gets wrecked again after being hit by drunk driver
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
After spending $500,000 in research, the Sasquatch Genome Project claims to have definitive DNA and video proof that Bigfoot is real. (100% convincing video clips included)
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(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
Cattle truck overturns, dumps cows all over interstate. Witnesses describe it as udder chaos
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Live in Iowa? Well, you have a 1 in 73 chance of hitting a deer this year
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The construction of the USS Gerald R. Ford stumbles forward
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop these fashion trendesetters
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Next time you're upset your husband left his underwear on the floor or the kids are throwing spaghetti or your boss finds you filing your nails instead of working on those TPS reports, remember it could be worse: You could be at a Nazi Bride school
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(Some Cupcake Baking Guy)
 
 
 
Grossest cupcake EVAR lets you extract a maggot out of its center. Mmmmm...maggots
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(RealClear)
 
 
 
Judge orders freedom and new trial for inmate held in solitary confinement for 41 years...just in time to die of liver cancer
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(99X The Rock Station)
 
 
 
Breaking grandma
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(Stoke Sentinel)
 
 
 
Ways to be introduced to your neighbours: a) at a dinner party b) at the local bar c) while giving birth in your garden
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(WLSAM)
 
 
 
Don't worry about those guns, Chicago. We caught a DWS -- Driving While Shaving
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Secret evidence of the dastardly deeds that Iranians get up to in their living rooms; sitting around playing PS3 and smoking hookahs. Wait, is Iran a giant college dorm?
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(WNEM Saginaw)
 
 
 
"Homeless, hungry, can I have a dollar?" Wait, strike that. Reverse it
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Don't try to hide from the female process server because she'll just end up pissing in your driveway. "She's making a statement"
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
After endangered birds created $50,000 in damages at a local park, officials say they have no egrets about paying for repairs
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(Radikal Foto)
 
 
 
Photoshop this black cat
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Oh my goodness. There's another one. Oh my goodness. There's another one. Another parachutist has landed near Ground Zero. This is definitely on purpose"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Caribou babies hit hard by climate change. Wait, I thought she didn't believe in global warming?
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(The Local)
 
 
 
German author denied entry into North Kor... What? Ah, sorry. Into United States
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Judge: I hereby sentence you to 53 years to life in prison for murder. Now let's get on with this: Do you take her to be your wife?
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Paddle boat? You're not exactly James Bond in the escape department, dude
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(BBC)
 
 
 
UN urges Spain to investigate Franco-era crimes in spite of 1977 pardon. In other news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead
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