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Sun September 29, 2013
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Apparently not content with just spying on citizens, the NSA has started an assassination program
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jeb Corlis jumps out of a chopper, flies through a narrow gap between two huge rocks, pulls his chute at 300 ft, lands on the side of a cliff and then claims that it was very difficult
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida: Boy takes gun, bullets, steak knife, and hammer to school to fight zombies. Sorta news: His father claims he is playing out a video game. Fark: Minecraft, which contains no guns, bullets, steak knives, hammers, or diurnal zombies
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
For these kids in Afghanistan under Taliban rule it really is "skate or die"
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
FEMA offers 350 still homeless Sandy victims the sort of assistance we've come to expect from FEMA
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Want the government to leave you alone? Here's the DIY handbook
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(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
Whole Foods is the Lewis & Clark of gentrification. Except the average person in the recently-gentrified neighborhoods can't afford their products
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Pilot dies after chasing hat into rotor blades
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this enthusiastic surfer
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
For the first time since 2007, the Taste of Chicago actually turned a profit. Must've been the pizza
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Beer-Infused Pizza? Yes, yes I will .... as long as it's not that stuff outta NYC
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Two boys might get kicked off their girls' volleyball team. Wait, what?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
21. Drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Drink a lot of coffee? Here are ten reasons why it's a bad idea, because it does some crazy things to your body
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hello, I am Russia Customs. I have 20 billion Euros in warehouse, and need your help to remove it after final proof that you are owner. For only cost of plane ticket you have money. Bring suitcase large enough for 200 pallets
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Neighbor from Australia in an e-mail exchange to neighbor with excessively bright security light, "...practically every living creature there can kill you in under three minutes. Our primary spoken language is screaming." G'day
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop these fine finned friends
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Cities have put millions of dollars into the Red Light Camera program, so naturally it's time to revisit the issue of banning them across the state
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(UPI)
 
 
 
♫ ♪ Well I lay my head on the railroad track / Waiting on the Double E / Got a little frisky with my girl / What ever could happen to me? ♪ ♫
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Bringing a "gun-shaped" keychain to school in Rhode Island? Yep, that's a suspending, young man. Off to the re-education camps, forthwith
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Sorry you didn't win a MacArthur "genius grant" this year. Carrie Mae Weems did, though, for producing work that "investigates family relationships, gender roles, the histories of racism, sexism, class, and various political systems" (Not safe for work)
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(The Toast)
 
 
 
At the close of this year's Banned Books Week, here are some suggestions for the kinds of books that should be banned instead
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(Charleston Gazette)
 
 
 
Adult couple in West Virginia arrested for incest despite both being of age and having no blood relationship. Most state residents surprised to learn that incest is illegal in the state in the first place
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Impromptu Duck barbeque leads to 30 people being rescued from 'flaming vessel of doom' on the River Thames
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Cheerleaders fined for performing cheer on the road while en route to homecoming game
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Two man company ordered to unionize, company owner now both management and labour; expected to vote both for and against himself
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
If ever there was a reason for a Fark pilgrimage to the Holy Land- 93 different beers from 20 Israeli microbreweries, all in one place
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
She thinks my tractor's sexy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Siblings reunite after 30 years apart....and discover they both are in the Navy. Damn this vessel's dusty
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(UPI)
 
 
 
This weekend's international mass shooting comes from Nigeria, where suspected Boko Haram militants have attacked a college dormitory, killing at least 40
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You would think the guys in charge of Americas nukes would be responsible people and not say, a gambling addict. Just sayin
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
103-year-old man says he owes his longevity to eating out every night at top-rated Manhattan restaurants
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(Salon)
 
 
 
There is a woman out there so beautiful that she's been maimed by male attention, and she wants to tell the world about it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say this family probably has connections in the construction industry
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(Santa Barbara Independent)
 
 
 
Photoshop this suave server
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
This. This is how to thank a troll for his Kindness
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Can you be fired for being a brony? Eyup
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New studies claim dolphins may be more stupid than goldfish, chickens, worms, and Daily Mail readers
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(Newser)
 
 
 
735-foot Nordic Orion is the first major freighter to cross the Northwest Passage shaving 1000 miles off the usual route. That's good. It did it thanks to Global Warming. That's bad. Saved $80,000 of fuel. That's good. Carried coal to Finland. That's
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
111-year-old woman's secret to long life? 20 cigs a day, a pint of sherry for breakfast, not having kids
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(KTOO Juneau)
 
 
 
Back from the depths of high school football, it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents, 2 or so hours of music hosted live from Alaska by a farker LGT stream, or look for KRNN on TuneIn app
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(USA Today)
 
NewsFlash
 
House GOP votes for government shutdown
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Sat September 28, 2013
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Did your school ever have plays where you get to play-massacre people from neighboring places? Yeah, me neither
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(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Minister discusses his trip to heaven and back, which totally happened and is in no way made up
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Man walks into church during services, shoots pastor with shotgun twice, leaves, later turns himself in to police. There's probably a bit more to this story, one would think
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The weird science behind traffic jams to the left. Perfect drivers telling the rest of us we are idiots to the right
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Good news: The Chicago police are on the case and are investigating the Tylenol murders
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(Some Picture Guy)
 
 
 
A seemingly never ending collection of Google street views. Some beautiful, some disturbing, some WTF. Something for everyone. And not a slide show (some images might be Not safe for work)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this airborne ladybug
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Time to start shooting clowns on sight
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Women shouldn't drive because it damages their ovaries and pelvis." That doesn't leave much womb for discussion
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study finds alcohol improves memory in most elderly people -- especially when it comes to the names of those young whippersnappers who don't stay off their lawn. I'M TELLING YOUR PARENTS
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mississippi, we're trying to accommodate you, but could your cops and judges at least TRY not to act like pathetically ignorant and rude hicks from time to time?
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Weatherman weeps over the last flight he'll ever take because of climate change, considers vasectomy.You'll get over it
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman: "Officers, I swear... three black women in that SUV out there forced me to use the stolen ID and try to withdraw funds from the bank." Cops: "Oh you mean that SUV which belongs to an elderly white couple?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Outpouring of support for Saskatoon mom who had apples stolen from tree, and not because of trying to grow fruit that far north
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(Punchbowl)
 
 
 
September 28 is ... (clicks through list of random holidays) ... National Drink Beer Day. Farkers, do what you do best - time to declare once and for all which is the best beer in the land
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sheriff with drug habit hired to clean up drug problem shot dead while eating his lunch. Then it gets weird. Then it gets weirder
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
First The War on Drugs came for the heroin, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a mainliner. Then they came for the Mt. Dew, and "Oh, it's on now, motherfarker"
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Boaters see a waterspout. Do they: A) turn 180 degrees and try to outrun it? b) oh, c'mon, you see the Florida tag and know how this ends... (w/video)
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(National Archives)
 
 
 
Photoshop this reactive rendering
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Flashback: In September back in 1963, the world was introduced to a beautiful marriage of performance and art, the Porsche 911
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Sick of the lack of diversity in the fashion industry, American designer Rick Owens decides to fix that at the Paris Fashion Week with a heaping shovel full of AWESOME
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Husband and wife reveal they are both gay 20 years into their marriage, husband transforms into a woman, the couple have one child. TA-DAA (w/pics)
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Will a military tank built to withstand ballistic arms fire, mine blasts, IEDs, and other emerging threats help in the fight against crime in Dallas?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The sense of entitlement Millennials feel is a myth
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(Metro)
 
 
 
For certain Star Wars fans, having a girlfriend really sucks. REALLY sucks
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Not being Latina enough is no way to keep your crown, former Little Miss Hispanic Delaware
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
For once the topless bicycle riding woman is actually one you would want to see topless. SFW
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(Parade Magazine)
 
 
 
Sunday is National Coffee Day. Here are the grounds for scoring a free cup
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Poker player Archie Karas famously gambled $50 into $40 million over three years. Looks like the casinos have finally found out how
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(Rookie Magazine)
 
 
 
Today's non-existent problem that has its own blog: "Food shaming" of women. Just shut up and eat that sammich
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(Essex Chronicle)
 
 
 
Schools are being broken into by teenagers who want big screens to play Grand Theft Auto 5. Probably
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember how NYC finally got rid of those 'rubber rooms' full of teachers getting paid to do nothing while waiting out disciplinary hearings and how everything was so much more efficient and fair now? About that
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Teacher helps kids cheat on standardized test. FARK: 2nd graders
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Reader's Digest test finds Lisbon the most dishonest city. U.S. residents shocked. Reader's Digest is still in business?
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Golden Dawn party leader arrested by Greek police. You know who else was also arrested?
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Man carries loaded AR-15 into New Mexico State Capitol building to "prove a point". Apparently "please give me attention" is now considered proving a point
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
British runway model punches topless protestor on the catwalk. Not safe for workish
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(Some Really Paranoid Guy)
 
 
 
This brave man dares ask the question on all of our minds: Are militant atheists using chemtrails to poison angels?
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(Yandex.ru)
 
 
 
Photoshop this contemplative squirrel
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
It's this week's Mugshot Roundup. Repeat after me, "recidivism"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Someone please fix Martha Stewart's iPad... or we're all gonna die
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(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
Police officer responds to call of breaking glass, ends up rescuing a tiny kitten. Adorable kitty quickly named "Little Humphrey" for his rescuer, hopes to find a forever home, hopefully in time for Caturday (w/super-happy to been saved kitten pic)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
School district accountant stole more than $3 million in lunch money by stuffing it in her bra
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(KSPR Springfield)
 
 
 
Hysterically screaming at an EMT to save your daughter? That's a pepper spraying and arrest
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man buys the best 'backyard' wooden shed EVAR. Bonus: This shed boasts some of the world's most stunning views
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Three-year-old brings 14 bags of pot to daycare. Parents angry. She didn't bring enough for the whole class
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Motorists cited for failing to yield the right of way to a 7-foot Gingerbread Man
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Inconvenient: 737 pilot suffers in-flight heart attack that ultimately proves fatal. Convenient: co-pilot gets help landing from a passenger who just happens to train 737 pilots for a living
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(Hampton Roads)
 
 
 
1929 Ford Model A causes multi-car crash. This is not a repeat from 1929
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man claims rare condition stopped him from kissing his wife for four years until he had Teflon inserted in his skull. Teflon, eh? Good luck sticking with that story
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Fri September 27, 2013
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
UW lab worker rushed to hospital after "bottom fell out" of container holding over two liters of hydrochloric acid solution. Nobody said science would be easy
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Students hack into school-issued iPads and start accessing not-educational programs and websites within a week
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Not everyone in Ireland is thrilled that Guinness created a fake holiday to get people to drink more Guinness. "They shouldn't call it Arthur's Day. They should call it Vomit Day"
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this focused tennis player
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(The Trentonian)
 
 
 
Dude goes food shopping for cole slaw, pickles and veggie dogs, gets home, asked to fly to Brazil to play drums for Bon Jovi in front of 80,000 people. Might want to dump that cole slaw when he gets home
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Remember when you could drop a cherry bomb into a school's toilet and nobody blinked? Now a faulty bathroom hand dryer causes the whole school to be evacuated
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Zimmerman pulled over for the third time in two months, proving for certain that he is definitely not white
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(RYOT.org)
 
 
 
"Naughty Leopard" slutty kids Halloween costumes pulled from Wal Mart
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dog dies saving a four-year old boy from getting hit by a car, after reckless driver runs stop sign. In other news, really, really dusty in here
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Business Insider uses British judges to rank the "sexiest" CEO's out there
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(HyperVocal)
 
 
 
# of states with marriage equality inching close to # of states where you can marry your cousin
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Escalator steps in to break up soccer fan fight
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Portland cancels its Sunday Parkways activities this weekend because IT'S GONNA RAIN
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Bad: You attempt to commit suicide. Good: You get rushed into the hospital and survive. Bad: You get jailed for your suicide attempt
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
This story of a puppy who was so terrified he could not lift his head has a happy ending and may bring a tear to your eye
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
57 percents of incoming freshmen our not ready for the college, k thx bye
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
When the inevitable zombie apocalypse begins and brain-devouring hordes of the living dead start destroying civilization, one city will be prepared
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Big Tex returns to the State Fair of Texas fair a year after catching on fire, vows to stay away from the deep fried Oreos
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(Social Reader)
 
 
 
Yet another way teachers are getting the short end of the stick: they're more likely to develop a deadly neurological disorder
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
One of the things NOT to do when you are a 911 operator: Make fun of the caller
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
If you're on the run, do you a) keep a low profile or b) rent a home, declare it an embassy to a non-existent country, and refuse to pay rent
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
The 25 most adorable animals you've never heard of
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
It's just another evening at Walmart, where an older gentleman wore rose blush, cherry red lipstick and dressed as a woman while doing his shopping...er, shoplifting
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hopefully you studied this week, because the Fark Weird News Quiz is up and it's a fine how do ya do
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(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
ProTip: The Street Authority says, When driving through Newark, NJ keep a car's length distance at stop lights so that if someone tries to carjack you, you have options for escaping
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Bad news: Woman dies in car accident. Good news: Hearse is already on the scene
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(Modesto Bee)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline of the day: Wind likely culprit in dropping branch on man
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop these googly-eyed goldfish
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Area man says, having a daily pair of breasts at the front of Britain's biggest-selling newspaper just sends the wrong message
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
Following deaths of 19 villagers, China declares war on wasps. Just kidding, they set up a hotline and tell villagers good luck
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
McDonald's will no longer market sodas as a beverage option for Happy Meals.There, all healthy now
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(KERO 23 Bakersfield)
 
 
 
Dr. Evil's henchman takes his role a little too seriously again. Still unsure who No. 2 is working for
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Real life Groundhog Day: The third busiest airport in the world is recreating the exact same experience every time this autistic OCD 21-year-old man travels, just to keep him calm
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
A popular Miami water park is built on a toxic ash site and officials have refused to test for arsenic because Florida
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
St. Paul's Cathedral in London is now featuring a donkey show
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
10-year-old boy gets his wish to be the 'legs' for his disabled brother in a 5K race
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs in a porno? Before you answer, please think about the children
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
School suspends student for brandishing 1) a knife 2) a gun 3) drug paraphernalia, 4) a pen
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(BBC)
 
 
 
You know that crappy shop in the mall staffed by immigrants that somehow stays in business yet never seems to sell anything? Yup, terrorists
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
The Dark Ages really weren't all that bad
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Men: Keep your legs together. Love, Commuters
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
If you're at a party and drunkenly stumble upon your girlfriend in bed with another woman, you could take off all your clothes and hope for the best. Or you could do what this Juggalo did and ruin everything
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Government pencil-pusher to Congress: "We're useless. Fire me and my entire agency"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"911, what is your emergency?" "I am escaping from jail"
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(KOLO TV Reno)
 
 
 
Like watching TV, Northern Nevada? You're welcome
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(College Insurrection)
 
 
 
College student argues in favor of a lower drinking age
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
If you give a homeless man a fish, he will eat for a day. But if you spend a month teaching him computer coding - - -
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Next time you're helping Grandma put her pills in her daily med box make sure you check her generic heart medication for urine stains
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Heartwarming story: teenage Goodwill clerk gives discounts to poorest customers so they can afford clothes for their kids. Farkwarming story: Goodwill axes the kid and then presses felony grand theft charges against him
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(The Atlantic Cities)
 
 
 
Michigan fianlly repeals its "Stolen Bumper" law which made it a crime to display on your car "any emblem or insignia of any organization, association, fraternity, lodge, club or order" that you don't belong to
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Tesco cashier tells customer not to buy tabloid. The Sun is there
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(BBC)
 
 
 
England could run out of burial space in twenty years, forcing the English to find somewhere else to die
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
If you're going to start a brawl at a nursing home, try not to spill any soup or knock anybody out of their wheelchair
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Comprehensive IPCC report confirms Manbearpig as the leading cause of climate change. Just kidding, it's humans
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
So, if I'm reading this correctly, latte drinkers are easy lays, sweet and iced coffee drinkers will let you stick it pretty much anywhere, and cappuccino drinkers are into bondage. What kind of coffee do *you* drink?
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(About.com)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What do you make that's traditional from your upbringing? Something true to your cultural heritage. Did you have the recipe passed down to you? Share the good stuff and show us how it's done right
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(The Atlantic Cities)
 
 
 
Study shows that the kids who feel safest at school are the ones that the sportos and motor heads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads all think are righteous dudes
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
New psychological disorder from Florida: Laundry Rage
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not News: Bartender refuses to serve a woman wine. News: Because she is pregnant. Fark: She is so humiliated and embarrassed she runs to the Daily Mail to complain
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Who steals an ambulance with a patient still inside? This guy
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Next time you're jacked on cocaine and surrounded by alligators, make sure you don't lock your keys in your car
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Florida's elusive Mystery Monkey now has a girlfriend, who truly accepts him, even though he lives in a cage, has the herp
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(RealClear)
 
 
 
Former NFL player Brian Holloway, after giving the hundreds of kids who trashed his house the chance to own up to their actions and be forgiven and only four showed up: "Okay, fine, let's start arresting people"
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
"My God, it's full of penises"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Ways you and your pets can coexist with coyotes. Getting rid of all your falling anvils and Acme rockets is a good start
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
If a captain who was held hostage by pirates agrees to give a speech about his ordeal to employees at your company, having workers dress up as pirates probably isn't the best way to greet him
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you're going to have a stripper/prostitute deliver services to you in your car and you pull to the side of the road, just remember that police may respond to flashing brake lights at night
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Britain's National Trust opens Big Brother house to the public. Asinine tag seen self-harming in the corner, will go to the interview room momentarily
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(Enterprise News)
 
 
 
Massachusetts charges woman $4,000 for emergency response to dropped thermometer
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bad: Ku Klux Klan granted permit to hold rally at Gettysburg. Good: Looks like they have about seven guys left
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Giant 59.6 carat diamond ring expected to sell for $60 million, or in NBA player terms, approximately three affairs
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
German nymphomaniac killed her two newborn babies so she could go to swingers club. At least she's hot, right?
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(My Fox Detroit)
 
 
 
Someone lit a massive pile of shiat on fire in Detroit .. sorry to repeat myself
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(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
NYT corrects: Mario and Luigi are plumbers, not janitors
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Greenpeace appeals to Russian court, "We didn't realize anyone still took us seriously"
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop these dune day hikers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How romantic, a guy, a girl, a ring ... and an old lady flipping the bird during the proposal
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Can you tell us why your son hasn't been in school?" "Yeah, he died on a school trip." "Sorry, our bad"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You have nothing to fear with the NSA spying program. Absolutely nothing at all
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Hotel that inspired The Shining plans to dig up its old pet cemetery to build a new wedding pavilion. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
There is a certain Farker in San Francisco Friday the 27th of September - what's say we grab a bite together? Link goes to location, DIT
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
College students divided on God, spirituality, pizza toppings
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Changes in wheat don't explain the bizarre rise in celiac disease, and it may be that some people are just a gluten for punishment
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Wild animals roaming metro Atlanta? It happens more often than you might think
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Human remains found near site of the Costa Concordia wreck site, DNA testing to determine if they are of the last two casualties
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Thu September 26, 2013
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Because everything else has been researched in the world, new study suggests a woman's handbag gives away where she was born
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Hanes and Fruit of the Loom reportedly fighting over exclusive rights to VagiSoft, a synthetic fleece, for use in its sock division
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Some of the awkward mating habits in the animal world that will make you feel much better about your lovemaking skills in college
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(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
Your made-for-Fark headline of the day: "Half-naked man who destroyed yachts ran from 'female ninja'"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Only you can prevent ____________
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Problem: You're a famous American composer and songwriter, but you've been dead for over 50 years. Solution: pour all of your songs into an 83 year old woman and let her bang them out. Bonus: Ghost of Walt Disney also gave her "Buddha Mouse"
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Semi full of animal fat catches fire, rendering it inoperable
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Welcome home, returning Afghanistan combat veteran. Now get off my lawn
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Raisin Bran Crunch was Saddam Hussein's favorite cereal
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Wild Willie" Seeley, one of the 16 men who split a $450 Million Powerball jackpot says the money "has really been more of a curse than a blessing" and wishes he could go back to just getting a paycheck. So Willie, trade ya?
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
World's largest pasta maker doesn't like it when one man eats another man's noodle
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(RYOT.org)
 
 
 
Student forgets pocket knife in his pocket, turns it in to security voluntarily at a football game with letter of explanation and apology. Of course the principal uses this as an opportunity to show that honesty is the best policy, right?
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop yoga school
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Why do they call her the 'scratch and sniff' bandit?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Please welcome, straight from Germany's Memleben Zoo, this group of ugly-assed micro piglets
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Inventor of Whac-A-Mole blows up building. Hey, Florida happens
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
University plans to host an orgasm class for female students, can't wait to see how many people will come
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Say, isn't that my stolen SUV on Google Earth?"
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
How mainstream has recreational marijuana become? It may get its own ad in the next Super Bowl
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Time for Good Idea/Bad Idea. Good Idea: Trying out your cop impersonation for your friends. Bad idea: trying out your cop impersonation for a real cop
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Turns out ice pirates wasn't just a bad Robert Urich movie
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The shape of chocolate changes its taste; the taste of chocolate changes your shape
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you were planning a trip to a Walt Disney World resort with the hope that you'd be able to enjoy some midnight swims in the fancypants pools, you're out of luck
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Post-Fukushima nuclear-meltdown Japan reports slight uptick in birth defects, gigantic city-destroying lizards
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Man robbed while changing a tire on the side of a freeway. Cops impound his car because fark you, that's why
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Male-gazing, heteronormative, rape-culturing dudebros aren't too keen on feminists for some reason
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
What's worse than living in an impoverished rural area? Living in an impoverished rural area COVERED IN BEES
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Attention passengers: these are your captains snoring
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(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
For 35 years, the US government has been denying citizenship to Mexicans born of an American parent due to Article 314 of the Mexican Constitution. Difficulty: There is no Article 314 in the Mexican Constitution
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Five more reasons to find something better to do 26 minutes from now
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Navy Yard shooter was also armed with a copy of Microsoft Office. That monster
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(South Stands Denver)
 
 
 
How to honor a retiring athlete? Retire his jersey? Naw. How about making a painting of him as a centaur and giving it to him on TV?
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Florida to allow Floridians to buy real fireworks. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Kentucky's Attorney General and the state's Agriculture Commissioner are duking it out over hemp farming. Bonus: appear to have switched parties based on their arguments
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
If you run a red light, gunning down the woman you almost hit on Main Street, while your wife and the rest of town watches is certainly going to thin the jury pool in your small town
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
SAT scores continue to slip. Well good, it's not like they're finding jobs after college anyway
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Do you have termites in your house? Whatever you do, don't feed them more, they will just poop themselves a bigger force field
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Maryland state officials who've used eminent domain 116 times to seize property for Metro's new Purple Line are surprisingly willing to grant generous concessions when the property in question is a private country club with a nice golf course
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(RealClear)
 
 
 
355 dead in quake. Should've used the rail gun, dude
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Young Somalis are still leaving Minnesota to join the al-Shabab terrorist group, or possibly just find someplace warm
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
You know the end of Charlotte's Web with the baby spiders? Its like that
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(Hemmings)
 
 
 
For Sale: One 1975 Chevy Nova. Runs well, low miles, new battery. Has images of 9/11 airbrushed all over it. Asking $30 million OBO. (pics)
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Old and Busted Iranian: "Jews committed the Holocaust" New Hot Iranian: "What the Nazis did to the Jews was reprehensible" Christ, between him and the pope, we've entered a golden age of leadership
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Alleged slavery ring busted in Wales. I'd write down the name of the city but I'm only allowed 250 characters for the headline
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
University president says whistleblower protection law prevents his bogus expense reports from being used against him
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Another FL cop in trouble for making woman shake her bra after traffic stop. Don't they, like, HAVE strip clubs in FL?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hey kids, there's a fun new drug on the streets that not only gets you high but also causes your skin to rot away
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
Massachusetts legislature incorporates new town, Oxford, retroactive to 1713 after discovering town doesn't officially exist
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Woman claims her 17 year-old son is not in a gang; he just brought a 9MM handgun to school with him for "protection." I'm sure his classmates felt the same way
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Granny will do anything for you -- even bail you out of jail. That is, unless she's behind bars herself, accused of misdeeds while trying to keep you out of the slammer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Prometheus just hanging out
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Scariest. Home invasion. Ever
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(Big Frog 104)
 
 
 
Blake Shelton is 'Voicing' his Not safe for work thoughts about the Westboro Baptist Church planned picket at his upcoming concert
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Remember the $100 bills found in boxes of cookies at Walmart? Well, it wasn't the generosity of the Walton family
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Cute girl is heading to the gym in 26 minutes
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Pork loving state where pigs outnumber humans by 2:1 proposes law to force public menus to contain 20% pork. Is this A) North Carolina, B) Iowa, or C) Denmark?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
James Bond author claims the spy wasn't really into casual flings and was hoping to find a normal, stable, loving relationship
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Man caught driving wrong way on expressway said he was going back the way he came. Obvious tag facepalms
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(Fars News Agency)
 
 
 
You mean to tell me CNN 'mistranslated' Hassan Rouhani's interview and he isn't such a nice guy after all? Well fark me sideways. Here comes the science from Farsnews, the Ayatollah's official propaganda outlet
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Holy mackerel, Lars: it's the Jesus fish
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
TB or not TB, that is the congestion
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Today, on "Things You Didn't Know You Need": The Bass Holster
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Free museum admission this Saturday for up to two people at museums across the country. Museums are these places where you learned about stuff before the Internet was invented. They are cool, honest
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Apparently, genital-hoisting is now a thing
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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
If you're going to grow marijuana, make sure your plants are sprouting right in front of a camera put in plain sight by the state to monitor trails
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Actual quote: "He was very belligerent and combative," says Booth. "He didn't seem to mind he had a gunshot wound to the head"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
According to Playboy, America's top party school is: A) University of Florida; B) University of Southern California; C) West Virginia University
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 438: "I'm Burnin', I'm Burnin', I'm Burnin' for You". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed September 25, 2013
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Parents who ran over *their* kids with *their* cars because *they* weren't watching where *they* were going place the blame exactly where it belongs: on the government
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Navy Yard shooter Aaron Alexis left note blaming ELF for shooting rampage
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(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Mother-of-the-year candidate arrested for helping her 11 and 15-year-old sons use a bicycle to beat two men who refused to give the 11-year-old a cigarette
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cute 21-year-old student lives with the urge to tear out her own hair: "I was almost bald by the age of 16" (w/pics)
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(Columbia Daily Tribune)
 
 
 
Guess what a Missouri state representative--who worked to lower the punishment for possession of marijuana--was busted for over the weekend?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this best selling album
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Not shocking: High School kids make weapons in metal shop. Shocking: Some schools still have shop classes
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Attention bicyclists of New York City: Just because you think a street needs its own bike lane doesn't mean you get to take it upon yourself to paint a fake bike lane. "We're doing something for the public good"
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Wedding photographer in Austin willing to pay for someone to find him the perfect girlfriend. They must do it quickly though, as he has to be at KKK meeting in 26 minutes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
When the UN is in session, NYC strip clubs do a booming business. SFW
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police say Camaro found at the bottom of a lake in Western Oklahoma shows signs of damage from being driven into a body of water, perhaps a lake. Mighty fine policework there Lou
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Lady is making 300 sandwiches to get engagement from a man who tells her, "You've been up for 15 minutes and you haven't made me a sandwich?" There is hope for us all
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(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
In you live in Louisville you may have noticed that the cat came back
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(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Yet another bridge in the upper midwest reacts predictably to the onslaught of winter road salt
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Disney worker missing for two weeks. World apparently not small enough to find her
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Homicide charges against Detroit brothers, who spent 25 years in prison, to be dismissed. More good news: they didn't miss the Lions winning the Super Bowl or the Tigers winning the World Series
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
#25 -- I'm a Hippo
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(WWL)
 
 
 
Not News: Three family members get arrested. News: For burglarizing a church. Fark: And selling the loot at a garage sale in the same neighborhood
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
69 years after his death in action, soldier's daughter gets the letter he wrote to the three-week old baby he never met. Envelope contained his Purple Heart, and a ton of dust
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wine press
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Unintelligible signs promote literacy project
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What would you think about a guy that lives with 7 cats? What if he let his 2 year old granddaughter play with them? What if they were tigers?
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Smoke 'em if you got 'em
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Ugly ass tiger cubs born at San Antonio Zoo. With "I'll gnaw your face off" pictures
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Dementia patients get £1m grant, although how that will inflate the donkey in the rose garden with Billy, why are you here again? What happened to that nice young man who was here a minute ago?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Boeing converts aging fighters into drones. So, can I have a Harrier now?
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Plumber who saved life of British tourist hit by runaway taxi says the publicity got him fired. Now he runs a pet store in Yonkers. There's no joke here. He just runs a pet store in Yonkers
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(My Fox Phoenix)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe Arpaio once again pushes the bounds of cruel and unusual punishment, announces his jails are going vegetarian
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mailing a letter would cost three cents more, or 49 cents, which is crazy and means mailing the entire alphabet would cost $12.74
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Chinese man gets a nose job with a little help from his forehead
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"Turn left and travel for two hundred meters. *ding* Turn right at the intersection and avoid the oncoming 747"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
ATF, FBI, TSA confirm man's luggage isn't a bomb, then blow it up anyway
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Eagle takes down deer, still can't complete a five-yard pass
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
JP Morgan to Department of Justice: so how's about we write you a check with a three and nine zeros after it to make all this unpleasant bickering and arguing about a few tiny criminal and civil laws we may have violated go away?
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
It's easy to fence stolen scuba gear, right? Maybe try somewhere other than Dive Capital of the World: Wichita, Kansas
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
"Has Technology Killed Cursive Handwriting?" With any luck, yes
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(York Dispatch)
 
 
 
Your bears, we don't serve their kind here
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(BBC)
 
 
 
When Kenyan officials said the Westgate siege was over yesterday, they really meant "mostly" over which as we all know is "slightly" not over
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you lose the gut, your knees will thank you. Apparently this is news and not common sense
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
The Second Amendment gives every American the right to protect himself and his property from the voices in his head
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Church adapts "Church Sucks" as their official slogan. Duke surrenders
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone. The number of radioactive sheep in Norway has reached a record low
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Partying with your neighbor named 'Whiskey' probably isn't a good idea, especially if he's been out of jail for less than two days and is still wearing an ankle monitor"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Experts explain how that earthquake in Pakistan was strong enough to cause a new island to rise out of the Arabian Sea, dub it "Twerkmenistan"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
European Union blows $720 million of taxpayers' cash trying to make trees better
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Daytona police defuse hostage situation--by shooting the hostage
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(Yandex.ru)
 
 
 
Caption this overprotective momma cat
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NY transit workers caught doing nothing while pulling in six figure salaries, then refuse to speak with reporters or reveal their Fark handles
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Wife illegally buys gun, then gives it to her felon husband to go shoot the neighbor who was telepathically raping her and using crack cocaine to control her mind. Pleas of guilty for reason of insanity? You don't say
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(Stoke Sentinel)
 
 
 
Note to all robbers... if you're going to steal a phone don't change your victim's WhatsApp picture straight away
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Explained: Punctuation that 'you'; don't know how to use
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Faces of meth. New weirdness: Birds of meth
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Muslim Brotherhood may not be banned after all
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(WHAS 11 Louisville)
 
 
 
16-year old who loves Halloween decides he'll really spice it up by putting himself in a noose as a joke, ends up becoming the most realistic decoration in the entire neighborhood
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Good: Paramedics take you to the hospital after you call 911. Fark: Second paramedic crew sent to address in wrong city finally shows up while you're in the hospital, breaks down your door and won't pay for it
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(Yandex.ru)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unusual dinner guest
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
There's crazy, and then there's "putting your corn on a leash and taking it out for a walk" crazy
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(Minnesota Public Radio)
 
 
 
And in today's episode of "Kinder, Gentler Church", we see that the Archdiocese of St. Paul and Minneapolis kept its priorities straight regarding how to deal with pedophile priests
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Best story of a state trooper delivering a baby on the interstate you will read all day
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
CNBC host Joe Kernen uses a fake Indian accent on the air and asks if he can use rupees at 7-11 stores in America. It's not known if he is under strong prescription medication or just wants to commit career suicide
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(Crawley News)
 
 
 
Female comedians are rare enough, but female comedians with Tourette's are rarer, and female comedians with Tourette's who are temporarily cured while on stage are even rarer still
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Loving obituary escalates quickly
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Bad: Hooking intermittent renewable energy sources into the grid raises fuel costs for traditional plants. Good: Hooking intermittent renewable energy sources into the grid saves 50 times that because the old plants don't need to run as much
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Safari park bans visitors from wearing animal print designs. "Possibly the worst thing you could do is limp past the lion or tiger enclosure in a zebra print outfit"
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(Twisted Sifter)
 
 
 
Epic highlights from the National Beard and Mustache Championship
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Ex-Royal Marine armed with a handgun saved more than 100 people in the Kenya mall massacre. What are the chances this will be mentioned on the news?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm a hipster and I'm proud of it," says hipster columnist who may have given all hipsters everywhere a moment of doubt
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The story of an anorexic girl turned steroid addict
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(Komo)
 
 
 
High school teacher learns what everyone on Fark knows about 15 yr old girls on the internet
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Hunter hospitalized for gunshot wound to leg, after his dog jumps in boat and decides to ride shotgun
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Shopping malls are perfect targets for terrorists, and here's why
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Four score and seven years ago...wait, let me pose for this second photograph"
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Tue September 24, 2013
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
What do Orlando gun owners need? Free shotguns, according to one gun rights group
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Columbus Police HQ locked down after reported explosion
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(Rock City Times)
 
 
 
Two Arkansas weathermen insult each other on air, then start an inter-station brawl. Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast
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(Decatur Daily)
 
 
 
Sitting in your recliner and firing your shotgun at invisible gorillas is no way to go through life, son
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Jack in the Box introduces the chain's latest menu item: a hamburger, with a grilled cheese sandwich on top
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this chief chef
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Bad: Letting a pregnant inmate escape. Fark: Twice. WTFark: In one week
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Fukushima, once beset by earthquakes, tsunamis, and radioactivity, now beset by wild boars who eat all the rice
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Refugee family flees Chicago violence, settles under a pile of blankets on the streets of Madison, Wisconsin
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Four-year-old British boy to Kenyan mall gunman: "you are a very bad man and you should let us leave" Gunman: You're absolutely right about that, sorry, have a chocolate bar and be on your way, then
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Kentucky woman who would have given her right arm for her wolf-dog hybrids, does. And her left arm. And her legs
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Now my minions... NOW IS THE TIME OF CHEESE
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Gordon from Sesame Street learns new word: Brrr - oke. Broke
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
A three-year-old boy, whose mother is not Jenny McCarthy, is badly burned after his mother's E-cigarette explodes in his car seat
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Using Google to look up your symptoms can be fatal
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Fisherman catches a testicle-biting fish in New Jersey. Officials say that the New Jersey species doesn't actually attack humans directly, but rather turn to each other and say, "The BALLS on this guy"
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(WLSAM)
 
 
 
Founder of heroin support group arrested for dealing
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(Today)
 
 
 
Blue man dies of heart attack, stroke, failing to exhale
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
New York introduces 'Text Stop' signs along highways to discourage texting while driving, but it's unclear if drivers who are texting will even see them
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Blackberry jammed, street named after Mariano Rivera at risk of frequent closures, and Mount Sinabung erupts with delicious rolls and pastries: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/15 - 9/21
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Excellent: Yuengling is bringing back ice cream. Bogus: No Black & Tan flavor
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these young ladies playing with their balls
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Long distance runner tries to get a leg up by beating off doping allegations with fake penis
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Auburn University lacrosse player finds out what it's like to play GTA in real life. Gets caught with only one star
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(Express Tribune (Pakistan))
 
 
 
7.7 magnitude earthquake hits Pakistan, raises island off coast
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Citizen of the Year admits putting food in council members' yards to lure feral cats
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Flight lands in Houston with deceased passenger aboard, United still trying to determine exactly what fee that falls under
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Newest dangerous weapon terrorizing our high schools: Duck Dynasty T-shirts. Oh, the pants wetting horror
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