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Sun July 14, 2013
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Remember when you were a little kid and you would check the toilet and bathtub for monsters? IT FINALLY HAPPENED
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Motorcycle racer hits 285 mph. 285 mph hits back
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(Santa Rosa Press Democrat)
 
 
 
Running around drunk and trying to break into a woman's apartment while only wearing socks and underwear is no way to go through life, Mr. County Supervisor
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline : "Bride's sister left with a broken nose during mass wedding brawl after being knocked out by her uncle following buffet scramble for a piece of chicken"
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(Brooklyn Heights Blog)
 
 
 
NY Daily News does a piece about bartenders who pack baseball bats aka the "guns of the Stone Age" behind their bars. One bar owner, who played narc Gaetano Caiozzo on Boardwalk Empire, strongly disagrees
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(Photo District News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this surfer in the street
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(US News)
 
 
 
Rail meet Road: The Justice Department says, it is looking into the shooting death of Trayvon Martin to determine whether Federal Prosecutors should file criminal civil rights charges now that George Zimmerman has been acquitted in the State case
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Math teacher who couldn't count to the age of consent is minus one bride and plus one alleged rape
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(CNN)
 
 
 
He Shall Be Trayvon: President Obama has issued the following statement regarding the verdict in the George Zimmerman trial
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(MSN)
 
 
 
USA Today fails to check its sources, quotes one Howie Felterbush in an article about The George Zimmerman verdict
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Mandela not dead. And may go home. Damn you Media and your death watch. CNN probably reports he's going to be running a marathon next week
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(My Fox Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Some cities have gun amnesties. Others take your illegal drugs, no questions asked. And then there's St. Petersburg
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hitler hoped that you would nazi these pictures
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Piglet steals ice cream and melts our hearts
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Three things to learn in one article: Yesterday was National French Fry Day, there's a Potato World Museum and using 5,700 french fries can be used to make art
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Scientists discover getting stoned and painting weird shiat might go back in history a whole lot further than we'd imagined
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Zimmerman worried about vigilantes who may try to take the law into their own hands
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hirsute sofa
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what sadistic programming bastard thought "control-alt-delete" was a good idea? His name was David Bradley, and it actually made sense at the time
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Denver's plans for spending its proposed 5% tax on recreational MJ would give it more inspectors and enforcers for pot than Colorado has for the oil & gas industries
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
♫ ♫ The time has come to say fair's fair, to pay the rent, to agree on pizza topping. How can we sleep when our pants are burning? How do we stand when our wife lights our pants on fire while we're sleeping? ♫♫
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The U.S. Department of the Interior posts stunning pictures of its exterior
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Forget Zimmerman and Sweater Muffins, the Japanese Defense Ministry says a Chinese Naval fleet has been spotted off of northern Japan
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
And in other news... **BOOOOM** What the hell was that?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Creeped out by the Zimmerman decision, NAACP invites people to sign a petition for the DOJ to look into civil rights violations. Difficulty: NAACP's website down due to too many people trying to sign the petition
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(Army Times)
 
 
 
Sgt. Bales, the killer of 16 Afghan civilians, had been issued a malaria drug not supposed to be used by those with traumatic brain injury (which Bales had) lest it cause homicidal episodes
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Another Florida stand-your-ground case. No death this time; just a black woman firing warning shots at her attacker. Well of course she's going to prison
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Me su yu fo pho ne names
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Nudists attempt to break record for world's largest skinny-dip (Sadly safe for work)
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
"Though his driver's license said he was born in Florida, he spoke in Swedish and said he remembered nothing about his life before"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fewer and fewer teenagers are driving, which explains why the roads seem so much safer nowadays
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Why, for all that is good in this world, isn't there a national chain that delivers breakfast? You'd think it would be an obvious cash cow
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Perhaps a billboard for "Peyton's Playpen" is a little much for prudes and their prodigies in Park Slope
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Rogue stork puts German village at the top of the pecking order
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Woman convinces a wild raven to allow her to pull porcupine quills out of its neck. Meanwhile your neighbor's dog still barks every time you take out the trash
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
There must be better ways to kill the devil than by setting your home on fire
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Group thinks they can stop binge drinking by posting videos on YouTube that mock drunk people out in public and shame them into sobriety
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(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this television truck
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Boy Scouts are being turned away from this year's national Jamboree if they've eaten too many brownies
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Border town in Arizona isn't so keen about a federal plan to add razor wire to the US-Mexico fence because border crosser blood doesn't mop itself up
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
What's next for George Zimmerman? Federal charges? Civil charges? We pretty much know it's not going to be a trip to Disney World
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Who you trying to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pre-wedding diets are a bad idea
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gleeless
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Let's take this exit and pull up to this truck stop across the highway to have an inside look at the dark world of truck stop sex workers
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(Metro)
 
 
 
New giant rubber lips 'will make you look younger'... stop laughing, this is a serious product
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Sat July 13, 2013
(CBS News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Zimmerman found not guilty, let's talk about pancakes
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
"If a swimmer can get in and out of the [Charles River] without touching the squishy bottom, no tetanus shot is necessary"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Thanks to Japan, the "snail facial" is now a thing
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Grab your riot gear: George Zimmerman jury asks for clarification on manslaughter charge
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Photoshop this surreal scene
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Damn. Grandma looks HOT
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(Mumbai Mirror)
 
 
 
I'll see your cow killing a man, and raise you a flock of pigeons
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
O_o
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The last Manhattanhenge of 2013 is tonight, where the setting Sun perfectly aligns with Manhattan's gridded streets
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(Brooklyn Heights Blog)
 
 
 
Someone stole the beloved life preserver from the wall of legendary Brooklyn sailor's bar Montero's. "The perpetrator is described as being male, young, drunk, new to the bar and an idiot"
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Two black teens chase down car driven by an elderly man and take a five-year-old white girl, but the police do nothing
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Accused kidnapper Ariel Castro has had 648 new counts added to his indictment, bringing the grand total to 977
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
When making bets on Wii games with your wife, don't make them for sexual favors. If you do make them for sexual favors, don't claim to be too tired afterward. If you do claim to be too tired, don't shoot your wife in the head
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Threaten mass killings on Twitter if Zimmerman acquitted? Zion PD would like to have a word with you
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
It's time for an "Ask & Answer Photoshop Challenge Thread". Rules in Post Number One
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(Martha's Vineyard Times)
 
 
 
Man with no sailing experience buys 36 foot sailboat, heads out to sea, abandons ship in storm. Boat sails better without him and gently comes ashore on sandy beach 700 miles away
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
In a move that will surely devastate the economy of St. Louis, the American Mustache Institute announces that it will move its world headquarters to Pittsburgh
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(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Nevada Supreme Court rules fingerprints on the trunk do not give police reason to search your car
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Should I be offended none of my college professors ever hit on me?" asks insecure woman
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(KATC Acadiana)
 
 
 
WWII Vet had old man trike stolen. Strangers raise money to replace it. On the same day. By a cute chick who works with puppies and kittens. I dare you to be jaded
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Marijuana smokers may actually be thinner and healthier than non-smokers. Whether you believe this or not depends on how high you are at this very moment
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(News Daily)
 
 
 
Pound pastrami, can kraut, six bagels--bring home for Emma
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man's grieving mother tells the TV news, "I didn't bring my son up to be killed by a falling cow"
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(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
As Jehovah is my Witness, I never knew blood transfusions could make things worse
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some IT guy thought that since he worked for a state attorney it was his duty to act ethically and blow the whistle on unethical practices. He forgot he was working in Florida. Bonus: Zimmerman related
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Passing out at a party normally results in being drawn on with a marker and everyone laughs it off in the morning. Lipstick on the other hand may lead to someone smashing windows with a shovel and propane tank
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Headed to the beach in Virginia or North Carolina? Be prepared for some shrinkage
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Will the jury reach a verdict in the George Zimmerman murder trial today? Pull up a chair, here is your Official George Zimmerman discussion thread
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Indiana school district loses $300,000 in funding after students reject healthy menu changes, refuse to eat any meal that doesn't say "Happy" in front of it
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
New study says that drunk men are referred to as "wasted" while drunk women are considered "tipsy". Difficulty: Women who get tipsy too often end up being called "mom"
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(KDWN Las Vegas)
 
 
 
22 elementary school students get sick after A) eating pot brownies B) snorting lines of pixie sticks C) drinking a concoction that included hot sauce, carrots, salt and milk
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
What are you supposed to do when you're in the middle of a charity bike ride across the country and one day your bike gets stolen?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cab driver accused of shooting cop battles shape-shifting police detectives and a corrupt judge who conspires telepathically with prosecutors
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(WAMU American University)
 
 
 
If you're being honored by the DC City Council, why not wear a Spider-Man costume?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
3rd person dead from Asiana Flt 214. Accoding to KTVU the victim's name was Sum Yung Gil
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(gCaptain)
 
 
 
If you thought the bottom of the Arabian Sea contained lots of water, sea creatures, and Osama bin Laden, you can add 7,000 shipping containers to the list
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Brazilian caimans. That's a lot of caimans
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Blood bank auditor claims she was fired for being a whistle-blower. Clearly, there is a positive and a negative to this story
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What could be cuter than a tiny, wee kitten dressed up as a button mushroom? Nothing of course. Meet Wasabi-chan, the adorable Japanese kitten, seriously injured by a crow, then nursed back to health, just in time for Caturday (w/awww pics)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Malala Yousafzai, the Pakistani girl who was shot in the head by the Taliban, marked her 16th birthday with a passionate speech at the United Nations on Friday in which she said education could change the world
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Double rainbow? So passé. Now a rainbow cloud... that's something to OMFG WHAT DOES IT MEAN??
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(Looklocal (South Africa))
 
 
 
I like my carjackers like I like my women; COVERED IN BEES
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Fugitive caught after commenting on his own wanted picture on sheriff's office Facebook page
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
NTSB issues official apology for offensive pilot names released to TV news station, according to spokesman Heywood Jablowme
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Fri July 12, 2013
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Dangerous: Leaving kids in a hot car. Stupid: In the jail parking lot
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The worst acid trip of your entire life made real and tangible
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
"Loophole" in Denver's speed camera system causes tickets meant for state politicians to be sent to random citizens instead
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
New pen vibrates when you misspell "clitorris"
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Portland: Senior Citizen Bikini Car Wash
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(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Woman loses snake in taillight. No, that's not a euphemism
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the new "Oldboy" poster. Difficulty: It's one of the worst posters in recent memory
 
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Some guys get ground down slowly year after year on the job, others get shredded all at once
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Khan's contracting con confirmed
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Fetish model involved in sex party murder placed in judicial restraint. Giggity
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Best opening of a Wikipedia biography evar
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Pho Kin Phail
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(Fark)
 
 
 
TF Missed Connections: I was eating Chitlins and sipping a bud light with lime around 10:30 today. You saw me checking TFD on my phone and said 'oh you go there too'. Post what it said on your tanktop and I will email you
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Projecting a 40" image of Kim Dotcom on the side of a US Embassy? That's an arresting
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
University creates graduation mural featuring great heroes like Superman, Captain America, Snake Eyes, and .... Adolf Hitler?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this slow frog jockey
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Enjoy this Friday's offering of the Fark Weird News Quiz. Sponsored by Sharknado©. When you really need tornadoes, aggressive flying sharks, floods, chainsaws, shotguns, menses, and Hummers with nitrous oxide, turn to Sharknado©
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What does #YOLO mean to you? Tufts University needs to know
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man arrested for throwing semen at women in Walmart. What a jerk
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Truck crashes spilling beer all over New Jersey highway. This is a tragedy... Wait, it was Coors Light? In that case: Highway-side foliage helpfully watered by trucker
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Screamliner onboard barbeque continues struggle for passenger acceptance
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Tourette's syndrome sufferer attacked with a hammer, says violent assault left him 'terrified,' 'shiatcock'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Way cleared for a Concrete Blonde reunion
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"How my looking like Tom Cruse got me in bed with 500+ women." or "How I lie constantly, look nothing like Tom Cruse, and I'm a complete ass"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
George Zimmerman's attorneys were once big fans of the Chris Farley-lookalike judge that's been ripping them new ones during the trial
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(Edvantage)
 
 
 
It's very important that you learn exactly how privacy settings work. Especially if you're a teacher who accepts friend requests from your students. Doubly so if you're not 100% sure about the privacy settings on the nude photos you uploaded
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(The Republic)
 
 
 
Russia switching back to typewriters to avoid NSA spying
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Paralyzed man who saved $30,000 for revolutionary stem cell treatment donates it to a kid who needs $100,000 surgery for rare condition
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Police: Man's ex-girlfriend too large to have stolen copper pipe from basement
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(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Bounty out for information on whomever decided to play firecracker fetch with a dog
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
North Korea's economy is growing faster than Brazil's but a 10% increase on 0 is still 0
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(iVillage)
 
 
 
Learn tantric sex from a couple of cuddly sock monkeys
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Fresh on the heels of acquitting the guy who beat a puppy to death with a baseball bat, Iowa's Supreme Court Rules it is okay to fire an employee because she's so hot you are worried you might try to have an affair with her
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Cold War ll : Fast Eddie Snowden to take temporary asylum in Russia
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
40 signs you are a BuzzFeed writer running out of list ideas
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Hold everything. Seriously? Sharknado CAN'T happen? Well, that's one thing global warming can't do
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(Your Local Guardian (UK))
 
 
 
I don't know about you, but now I want to see this house (I think)
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(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
Penis size researcher: "We didn't set out to be 'penis size researchers'"
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(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
CEO of the company whose train went out of control and exploded in Quebec is learning the value of a good PR team during a crisis. Specifically, he's learning the debacle of not having a PR team
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Yes there is a such thing as rock snot, and it is the ugliest thing you have ever seen
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sure you're being deported, but hey free airplane ride
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(Met Office News)
 
 
 
Heat wave panic sweeps England as temperatures are expected to reach the high 29-low 30 Celsius mark, which is known colloquially in Phoenix as 'Sweater Weather'
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(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Can't sleep? Why not try and shoot out passing car windows with marbles? Featuring Ed O'Neil as the shooter
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(Short List)
 
 
 
You know how shelf life dates are more a guideline than anything else? Well... ummm
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man arrested for crashing 8-year-old's pizza party, eating several pieces of pizza, and taking two balloon animals. No word on if he also told some bawdy knock knock jokes or engaged in a game of "kill the guy with the ball" while in attendance
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Texas considers ban on women
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(Essex Chronicle)
 
 
 
Sports centre to de-sensor automatic doors to stop pesky squirrels getting in
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Boston Dynamics, the creators of the robot mule BigDog, the robotic running Cheetah and the Terminator-esque Petman humanoid robot, unveil their latest creation for hunting down Sarah Connor
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Thieves scamming people who are apparently unaware of who their grandchildren are
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
School sends home a permission slip asking parents if it's ok that their kids will "touch mud" or "come in contact with the ground" while playing outside
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
FDA sets new limits on arsenic in apple juice. In other news there's arsenic in apple juice. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Man who named son "Adolf Hitler" denied custody. LASSEN SIE ES SICH SCHMECKEN
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Bull escapes slaughterhouse, hits woman on scooter. To be fair, he never did get over the cancellation of Night Court
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"If we didn't have California, what would we eat?" Nevada?
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(Northern Territory News)
 
 
 
Good McDonald's service: Asking the customer if she'd like fries with her order. Bad McDonald's service: Asking the customer if her breasts are real
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(DNA Info)
 
 
 
When you're dining out, do you roll your eyes when a couple brings a stroller up to their table? What about when they bring an entire crib?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
What the reverse of "getting the bull by the horns?" This picture (slightly graphic)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
UK diner owner puts up sign informing customers that she is black and doesn't bite, promptly loses customers who came in specifically to be bitten by a black woman
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Beer distributor quits sending beer to tiny Nebraska village after someone took a shot at a driver
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(Mankato Free Press)
 
 
 
I need the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, NOW
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Will the Defense ground and pound the State? Will the State allege illegal number of flashlights in the commission of child abuse again? Should this cross-post to the Entertainment Tab? The Trayvon Zimmerman trial's final day of debate...LIVE
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rower avoiding an unusual nautical hazard
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Gen Xers ... the forgotten generation at work
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(BBC)
 
 
 
$600,000 house sells for $50,000. There is a catch. Actually the problem is more drop than catch
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Energy company in Arizona is encouraging homeowners to put solar panels on their roofs by offering all kinds of incentives. Just kidding. They're threatening to jack up the monthly bill of anybody who does that
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
News: Woman kills partner with a pickaxe to the noggin. Fark: In a town called Indented Head
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(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Waaaaay up there on the list of places not to get your fap on: in the Lincoln Tunnel, while driving a bus for NJ Transit. Quote of the year candidate: "Now you can see he reaches for a handiwipe to address the situation"
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Thu July 11, 2013
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
NYPD admits what everyone's suspected for years. Sometimes they get bored and just randomly ticket people
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Texas teen arrested over Facebook comments gets bail thanks to an anonymous $500,000 donor
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(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Woman delivers baby after being struck by lightning, remains positive throughout ordeal
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news, melting glaciers exposed old plane crash, found a box of Camels
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the next step in human evolution
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(Times Herald-Record)
 
 
 
You are at a bar and refuse to buy drinks for a group of women? You deserve to be punched in the face, chased into the street, and beaten by a lynch mob
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Recent graduate of the Wile E. Coyote school for criminal supergeniuses attempts to pay for something with a stolen credit card. Specifically, his fingerprinting charges. At the police station. While he's awaiting trial for fraud
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when your kid tries to watch Spongebob Squarepants and he gets Big Dick Mechanics instead?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Pope criminalizes child molestation in Vatican City, because that hadn't been done yet
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread Salad time.. and this week's curveball: without lettuce. Give us your other salads, be it tuna salad, cucumber and dill, or whatever. Make something interesting? Show us
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(My West Texas)
 
 
 
Man arrested for sexually assaulting a 12-year-old autistic girl facing 2,629,746 to 52,068,970 minutes behind bars
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
More proof that you can't leave your Brit out in the sun for too long
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(Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
Mississippi Equal Employment Opportunity Commission rules that there will be no discrimination in the Champagne Room
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(LA Times Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this royal roundup
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(io9)
 
 
 
"A pair of construction crews have utterly flattened a 5,000 year-old pyramid near Lima, Peru. A similar incident happened in Belize this past May, prompting archaelogists to ask, WHY THE F*CK IS THIS BEING ALLOWED TO HAPPEN?"
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass lion cubs born in Japan
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Left hand blue, right hand blue, left foot blue, right foot blue
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's almost as if the Afghanistan war took place as an excuse to line Halliburton's and Bechtel's pockets
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Boy run over by bus no longer feeling flat
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(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
That incredible meal you had from the nice little French bistro you found while on vacation in Paris? Yeah, chances are it was made in frozen food factory outside of Paris and merely microwaved on the premises
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you were worried about all those missing bees, someone in Jersey just found 60,000 of them, hidden in a wall
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(Hertfordshire Mercury)
 
 
 
Bird rescued from tree - seriously
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pilot that crashed plane in San Francisco claims he was blinded by a light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Average rent in NYC is a cool $3,000 a month. On behalf of all the starving artists in the village, GFY, NYC
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Turtle causes three-car crash
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
New evidence suggests that the Boston Strangler is the Boston Strangler
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
On the one hand, you probably have to have good balance to be able to masturbate while bicycling
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Casanova shows his ex what she's missing by pointing a gun at her and then accidentally shooting his current girlfriend
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Detroit blight cleanup turns into impromptu production of "Hamlet"
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Ohio golf course will offer hovercrafts instead of golf carts to get around the course. No word if it comes full of eels
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
A disabled 11-year-old girl was not allowed inside a museum because "staff said her wheelchair would get the carpets dirty"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Goldfish learns to play soccer, can flop around on the grass with the best of them
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Man denied gun for having a history with drugs. Fark: A single marijuana charge. WTFark: 30 years ago
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(The Local)
 
 
 
French nudists demand change in law so they can get naked wherever they want
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
KY Intense Arousal Gel stimulates post office to eject workers
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
After torture, and between Harry Potter novels, CIA allowed 9/11 mastermind to design a vacuum cleaner
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
"One boy even fell off his bike when he saw the nude woman"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Honestly, who vomits on a dog?
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
As the seas rise, some of the nation's best historic landmarks will fall
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Critics are outraged that a smoking hot surfer is just as okay with being smoking hot as she is with being a surfer
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(Some Panda)
 
 
 
Peep in on Atlanta Zoo's pregnant panda on the Panda Cam. This is sort of a repeat from 2010, same panda, different baby
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man threatens to shoot everyone in K-Mart, leaves when he realizes that people who shop at K-Mart would probably welcome the sweet release of death
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Stray dog escapes animal control for the 92nd time. Last seen sharing a plate of spaghetti with a cocker spaniel in the alley behind an Italian restaurant
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
"The suspect believed that one of the arresting officers, five years younger than him, was his grandma"
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(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
Yet another reason not to have your vehicle serviced at the dealership: Crazy women from your past going there, getting naked, and stealing it
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
This is it folks, your last Zimmerman thread as closing arguments start today and....who am I kidding? We're gonna have these threads everyday until Zimmerman's been dead for six years
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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Iowa court: Killing dog with bat not torture. It is a helluva way to deal with the bat problem though
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Good job ousting your democratically elected leader, Egypt. To celebrate, let's share a toast with these F-16 fighter jets. Cheers
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
"I'm not happy to see my car like this but at least I didn't have any enemies, at least not people"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sedate senior citizen's dance
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Tour boat customers get a rare, up-close-and-personal free viewing of a beautiful Brown Booby
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
You think your telephone fees and charges are outrageous? Check out what Verizon is charging the NSA to spy on you
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gas prices to increase 10 to 20 cents per gallon. Why? Because fark you, that's why
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
There's money burning a hole in your pocket, and then there's this
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Study finds benefit in delaying cutting of the umbilical cord, but urges it be done before your kids get a job or married
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The latest thing that is annoying uppity hipsters? Gender pronouns
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
BMW dealership erects billboard with a mannequin sitting atop the giant sign, resulting in a daily flood of calls to the local police station
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(The Hutchinson News)
 
 
 
Take a few pictures from a paraglider of a feedlot filled with thousands of cattle for National Geographic? That's an arrestin' in Kansas
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British researchers helping to create synthetic yeast which could eventually be used to make cheaper - and stronger - beer
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 427: "Waterscapes 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed July 10, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Getting your lover's name tattooed on you is sweet. Not so much if it's a student you just had a six week affair with
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Tracing the ancestry of American dogs. Seems evolution gave them a rough time of it
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Confront a customer about leaving a dog in a vehicle on a hot day? That's a firing if you are a Walmart employee
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Man learns the difference between the "For Sale" and "Casual Encounters" sections of Craigslist the hard way
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Already bad for your teeth, diet pop is now bad for your overall metabolism
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Photoshop these undocumented workers
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
80% of Egyptians think the media in their country is corrupt, reports the media
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(Carscoops)
 
 
 
The scariest car crash you're likely to see today
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(Sioux City Journal)
 
 
 
Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy, a kid'll eat ivy too, but a show-goater will shoot the neighbor's Saint Bernards for eating his goats, wouldn't you?
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Iceberg the size of a large German city breaks loose in the Antarctic, which could lead to a cataclysmic ocean level rise that would erase Florida, deprive Fark of about 90% of its greenlight material
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Railway company to grieving mother: Our sincerest condolences on the death of your son after he was hit by our train, but that was quite inconvenient so hand over $500,000
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Photoshop this movie theater
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
Man arrested after having sex with a pool float. This is not a repeat from 2011...wait, yes, yes it is
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"If google is down... How will I ever google "why is google down?"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Both Koreas hold talks on restarting Kaesong factory complex, discuss difficulties such as trusting the west on the one hand or finding South Koreans stupid enough to go back there on the other
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Food expert reminds you to make sure your lobster's tail is curled, "which is a sign that it was alive when killed"
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Feeling good about yourself because your concern about "blood diamonds" caused you to forego the traditional engagement ring and opt for a plain gold band instead? Ummm, yeah, about that gold
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
52-year-old housewife grows a penis. The Sun is there (SFW pic)
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(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Is binge drinking among teens so bad in Australia that legalizing marijuana would actually be helpful? Australian Professor: Well, it can't hurt
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(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Town decides to put its deer population on the pill 'cause they're just too horny
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Residents charged after their housekeeper feels sick and calls 911 after raiding their fridge and eating a pot brownie
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The computers used to kill Al-Qaeda: The most sophisticated technology available. The computers used to pay soldiers: A collections of TRS-80's, Apple IIe's and the mainframe used to plan the Mercury missions
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Virgin who auctioned off her virginity for $780,000 now says she was tricked and exploited
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Guy buys a 1962 Austin Healey Sprite on eBay, blames toddler when his wife finds out
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(Travelbite)
 
 
 
Dear sirs: I am requesting a visa to enter your country. My employment? Well, I plan to be a full-time vampire hunter and I...hello? Hello?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Mets arrange promotional event honoring Native American heritage, but nobody in Metville bothers to check who the visiting team will be that day
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(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
I don't know what the record is for "fastest time between being released from jail and being shot dead by your wife," but this guy managed it in 11 minutes
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Aww crap, we're not gonna have to switch to metric time now are we?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Beliebers say restaurant should be honored to accept singer's waste. And F- Bill Clinton for some reason
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NYC's top restaurants are mystified as to why they can't find experienced cooks willing to prepare their $40 appetizers and $100 entrees for $10/hr -in a city where a decent studio apartment is $1700/mo
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Elgin Illinois wants an ambulance that can handle 500 pound patients. Nothing a modified garbage truck can't handle. Fark: Slurpee ad pops over the article
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Old: ignoring other cultures is racist; New: being interested in other cultures is hipster racist
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
While the nation remains riveted to the No Good Punk Kid vs. Fat Wannabe Cop proceedings, the real action is over at the Whitey Bulger trial
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
While America was enjoying a nap-filled day of beer and leftover BBQ, Israel was blowing up advanced Russian missiles at a Syrian military base on the 5th of July
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
The mainstream media is out sensationalizing things again, calling the death of some US honey bee colonies a "beepocalypse" when it should be a "beemageddon"
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
19-foot python discovered in charity store. "Its head was the size of a small dog"
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
So Google's Android smartphone operating system uses source code contributed by the NSA. What could go wrong there?
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Robber uses job application as a ruse to steal cash from the register, conveniently fills out form with his actual information
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The rise of paramilitary police forces: "For the last half of 2009, SWAT teams were deployed 804 times in the state of Maryland, or about 4.5 times a day"
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Will the defense rest? Will the verdict come through today? Will Florida erupt into a violent riot? Tune it to find out. It's your official George Zimmerman Trial discussion thread
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(Marin Independent Journal)
 
 
 
Hey...Slow down you double dumbass, they are not the hell your whales
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Proposed new rules would require banks to hold capital equal to 6% of their assets. Of course, the banks have a problem with this
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
By day, he's a quiet screenprinter. But by night, this vigilante takes to the streets to clean up the problems that the city can't--or won't--fix. Local residents only know him as...The Patchman
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Tribune Co. to spin off its newspaper business. Someone explain to the under-30 crowd what a newspaper is
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Eliot Spitzer is paying streetwalking canvassers up to $800/day to get on the NYC comptroller's primary ballot
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Here's how a $500 YouTube video, dog licks, and Mormon missionaries with bad breath came together to make one man rich beyond his wildest dreams
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Farc party is legal again, despite what Drew did at the last one
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Iron Photoshop ingredient: the humble pawn
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(Bubblews)
 
 
 
Remember how news reporters and photographers respected FDR's disability and kept the fact he was in a wheelchair secret from the public? Yeah, well, about that
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Air Force takes back its brochure: "If you feel a dick, you must submit", no word on the "If you hear a knock, prepare for cock" brochure
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So apparently cat poop isn't good for you. Who knew?
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(Stanford University)
 
 
 
Scientists report they are nearly ready for human trials with a cure for cancer
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline ahoy: "Man's heart restarts when ambulance hits pothole"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Apparently a country with endless princes all looking for financial aid may not be quite by the book
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Illinois General Assembly overrides Governor Pat Quinn's publicity stunt. Come for the obligatory gun histrionics, stay for the epic shunning of a sitting governor by his own party
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Someone should have warned this nun that gambling is a bad habit
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
If you're the one who stole the city limits signs then the Tiddleywink police would really like a word with you
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Math, science popular until students realize they're hard
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The latest late night trend for UK drunks is McDiving, where participants dive over counters of fast food restaurants. w/vid
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(Time)
 
 
 
You should not conceive a child in May
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Two year-old crosses six lanes of traffic all by herself. Aw, they learn so quickly these days--wait, six lanes of traffic?
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Your lawn mower can set your house on fire. Who knew?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Students at a New York High school, now claim a teacher sodomized them with a) musical instruments, b) his fist, or c) a toothbrush
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(Slate)
 
 
 
When ice cream sales go up, so does the murder rate. That's 'cause I got some ice cream. And you ain't got none. Because you on welfare and can't afford it. And your father is an alcoholic. You want to eat some? Want a lick? PSYCH
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Tue July 09, 2013
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Joke about violence on Facebook? Rot in jail if you're a teenage kid. Make a joke about killing Michelle Obama? A slap on the wrist if you're a cop on the presidential motorcade detail
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Guy who was arrested for making "gun hand gestures" in a theater didn't get to finish watching the movie, but he did go home with an amazing mug shot
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Death Valley rangers are fed up with tourists leaving dripply eggs all over their sidewalks. "It doesn't work, it makes a mess and the staff has better things to do than clean up after you"
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
If you have to write "Not all Mexicans wear sombreros or eat tacos" in a guide for your managers, you may want to revise your training program just a smidgen
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Finally, a sink they want you to pee in
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Come for the well fed zombie, hang in for the femme fatale and the guy that both sees and enjoys what you're doing. Ewww don't do that... It's Mugshot Roundup Time
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Doctor treating patients in Flight 214 crash apparently thinks "Seat belts save lives" also applies to plane crashes; befuddled at massive amount of spinal injuries
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(Listverse)
 
 
 
The top ten list of greatest American comic strips in history gets #'s 1 and 2 right. Click on the right to read dissenting opinions that are totally wrong
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(Some Parade)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Korean kids
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(The Columbian)
 
 
 
You don't like the color of the fire hydrant in your front yard. Do you A) paint it a different color, B) decide it's probably that color for a reason, or C) threaten to kill a city public works official? (choose two)
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Gulf of Mexico oil platform evacuated due to a "loss of well control event." Tankers full of Pepto-Bismol rushing to scene
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
It never fails...you start a lucrative business selling human body parts to supplement your dental practice and boom, you find out there's still no cure for cancer
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(CF News 13)
 
 
 
15-year-old accused of killing two people reportedly told police he "thought it would be fun to shoot a person"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman suffers from a disease which periodically causes her muscles to pulsate and stiffen like the Incredible Hulk. Doctors baffled, but are afraid to ask her probing questions as it might make her angry
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(Newswise)
 
 
 
American Academy of Dermatology claims hair styling can cause permanent hair damage. What kind of styling? Oh just braids, ponytails, cornrows, hair extensions, and anything that involves combing, and/or brushing, etc
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(Slate)
 
 
 
To the left, an argument about abolishing tipping. To the right, live coverage of what will go down in history as the root cause of WWIII. Always tip 7%
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(The Local)
 
 
 
"Road piracy" on rise in Sweden. Arrrrr, pull ye vehicle over, matey, or we'll make you walk the trunk
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(SFist)
 
 
 
Asiana Flight 214 arrives at SFO again, advises passengers of the great view of Oakland out the right side of the plane
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Piglet virus spreads through pooh, Homer pitches a d'oh hitter, and rubble without a cause: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/30 - 7/6
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy engulfed in green
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(93.9 My FM Chicago)
 
 
 
Woman hires 'hitman' to kill husband because it's cheaper than a divorce lawyer
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Members of Bonnano family indicted for gambling, loan sharking, extortion and drugs. Apparently they still haven't found what they're looking for
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(Greensboro News-Record)
 
 
 
Convicted felon running for city council would like to appear on the ballot as Tigress "Queengeterdone" McDaniel. That is all
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Dear female urban nudists, by now we all know that you can't be arrested for going topless in NYC, but restaurants are still off limits
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Some people hoard food and water. Others hoard guns and ammunition. The former chancellor of Germany has stashed 38,000 menthol cigarettes in his home
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Colombia extradites drug lord Daniel "El Loco" Barrera to the United States. El Loco is Spanish for "the Loco"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
When Nature calls, don't answer it on the subway track's electric third rail
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
We're gonna need a bigger bucket of melted butter
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
If you're going to regain consciousness, doing it just before doctors mistakenly remove your organs is definitely the right time to do it
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(BBC)
 
 
 
UK town terrorized by Hitchcockian bird attacks caused by . . . one disheveled-looking crow?
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(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law, even if you're high on mushrooms and babbling like a lunatic
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
NYC woman caught using photo of Miss USA on her online dating profile. Twist: It really is Miss USA
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Some men you just can't reach, 30,000 California Prisoners refuse meals in apparent hunger strike against policies of indefinite isolation
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Own a Ford F-250? Might want to check if it's still there
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Drones don't just kill people. They can deliver your laundry too
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
AW who got free breast implants from the NHS in order to get more modeling jobs now wants free breast reduction surgery so she can get more modeling jobs
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Police set up anti-theft sign, gets stolen 24 hours later
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Companies that outsourced their jobs to China are outraged that China is stealing their trade secrets
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Solemnity is the order of the day when disposing of your murdered granddaughter's possessions. Well that is unless you're the Anthonys, in which case you have a yard sale. BONUS: Bickering over 10 bucks
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
U.S. rethinking border fence on news that Mexico has taken over from the U.S. as the fattest nation on Earth, might go with a series of steep steps instead
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Boy reaches for the stars, wants to go to Mars, requests NASA send him there, gets reply
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How did Osama avoid US drones? He wore a cowboy hat. Wait, pretending to be a douche from Texas is all you need to avoid detection? Well howdy farkers
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
New evidence strengthens Obama's contention that if he had a son he'd look like Trayvon
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(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
Organizers don't realize how much beer aficionados can drink, has to shut down beer festival early after locals drink it drier than a Southern Baptist revival meeting
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
'Angry Trayvon' app lets you fight bad guys with knives, 'collect money and wallets to increase your score' Who could possibly have a problem with this?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Egypt's interim leadership lays out play for a fast transition, trying to strike that crucial balance between "actually accomplish something" and "get beheaded by angry mob"
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(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Juror unable to play their part as one of the 12 angry men because she's one drunk woman
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Alligators don't like being kicked in the head. They are also aware that humans don't like being bitten in the head
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Former chief of Fukushima power plant dead at 58 from cancer that, according to Japanese nuclear officials, is in no way related to radiation exposure
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Part 157 in Slate's ongoing series How to Ruin Childhood for Children: "Down with lemonade stands. They don't teach children about realistically earning money"
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
"That's not my brush. That's not my nail clippers. That's not my used pair of panties," said Halle Berry
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(News Shopper (UK))
 
 
 
Fox attacks man sitting on the toilet then goes on to attack his wife and his cat.. Article is full of win with possibly the worst Photoshop of a fox attacking a man on a toilet that you'll see all day
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(Journal News)
 
 
 
That NYC comptroller's race Eliot Spitzer entered? The Libertarian candidate is the madam he hired to get his hookers
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A velvet monkey's neon scrotum, you've already clicked
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
What is it about weed that makes you want to eat Skittles and lip off to Crazy Ass Crackers? Discuss, in today's GZ trial thread
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(Crossville Chronicle)
 
 
 
If it sounds too good to be true
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
You snooze, you lose. Accused burglar dozed off on the sofa during break-in. Fark goodness: His partner-in-crime opted not to interrupt his nap and took off. Napping man later turned in partner. A true dream team
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not News: security humiliates civilian and makes them remove articles of clothes and metallic items. Fark: A disabled military vet in Dress Uniform and medals. Facepalm: He was there to receive another award
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(Spartanburg Herald Journal)
 
 
 
Police will arrest you if you drive around without wearing a seatbelt. Or pants, a shirt, and underwear. Basically the moral of the story is don't drive drunk and naked
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flame for food
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Hole #9 at the Oriole Executive Golf Course is a long par four, complete with a sandtrap, dogleg to the right, water hazard, and buried human skull to make it a tough finish to the front nine
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Now straight people are trying to take gay people's parking spaces. Thanks Obama
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
If you are the person who left this guy zip-tied to a tree at Tampa International Airport, police would like a word with you
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Senior citizen refused entry to Legoland because he didn't have a child with him
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