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Sun July 07, 2013
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Escape a fiery plane crash, then get killed from being run over by a rescue vehicle? It's more likely than you think
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
New Argentinian law dictates that welfare payments will only be made to mothers, not fathers, because fathers have a tendency to abandon their families
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Victims in the Lac Megantic runaway oil train explosion may have been vapourized
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Teresa Heinz Kerry taken to hospital in critical condition. Doctors not relishing her prospects
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Oh I'm a maid all pure and fair / I'll never drive with a hairy bear" / So she knocked him high into the air / 'Though the freeway had room to spare/ From there to here and here to there / The bear the bear and the speeding Corvair
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Cool Zone®
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Australian surfer does NOT have a whale of a good time
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(KERO 23 Bakersfield)
 
 
 
Two California convenience stores robbed by machete wielding teens. Machete trifecta complete
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
While no one in authority was looking, two California prisons were sterilizing women they didn't think should bear any more children
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New video shows plane's moment of impact at San Francisco Airport. HOLY FARK
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Officials at D.C.'s Metro find final solution to the problem of unauthorized flowers planted outside a station. It was as if thousands of Morning Glories suddenly cried out in terror and were silenced
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If you arrive at a PETA "animal shelter" and tell them you want to adopt a dog, they'll look at you funny
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Candy Crush saga is the worst thing ever
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Unlikely product placement
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Oh: artist uses old comics to create paper-mache superhero sculpture. D'oh: with a first edition "The Avengers" and other rare comics worth over $30,000
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
A proud day for Google Glass, as man captures the first fight followed by an arrest via Google Glass. Who knew a fight could happen on the Jersey Boardwalk, by the way?
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
July 4th parade float, which was filled with watermelons and had a sign saying "WHITE HISTORY MONTH" and "HUG WTE PPL," causes a problem in a North Carolina town
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"Hey, Pranesh, did you know that Sumatran Tigers are rare and critically endangered?" "No, Gupta, but when do you think they will let us down from this tree?"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Last words: "Dude, why did you shoot me? I was reading a book"
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(Taunton Gazette)
 
 
 
Massachusetts politicians want toll booths on every major road into the state
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
It's rare when a world record attempt is likely to get you cancer, but here it is. Floating the Willamette
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Man dressed for New England weather six months ago robs gas station with a machete. Machete robbery trifecta in play
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(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Shut up and take my money
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
30 year old's last wish: "leave an awesome tip (and I don't mean 25%. I mean $500 on a f***ing pizza) for a waiter or waitress." Of course, the IRS wants its slice
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(Escape Here)
 
 
 
Top 10 overrated cities in the United Sta...COME ON. If you are going to phone it in at least keep the list to the topic at hand
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
At 590 feet long, with 94,000 horsepower, a top speed of 31.5 knots, and a $600 million price tag, this new megayacht is the perfect toy for the man whose penis is so small, no Porsche will ever help
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(Stamford Advocate)
 
 
 
Never bring a BB gun to a BBQ fight
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Austrian castle provides every Farker's dream: swimming in beer
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(New York Loop)
 
 
 
Topless at the local pool? That's an ejectin. Even if you are 3
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
After getting hit by a drunk driver and realizing one of her friends was dead, a 17 year-old girl crawled out of the wreckage and told the man to call 911. He refused, so she took his keys so he couldn't drive away
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: American Airlines flight attendant accused of hiding rats in her underwear
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(Today)
 
 
 
Unibrows, skull purses and big fuzzy high heels. It's Paris's Haute Couture Fashion week of course
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Is that a machete in your pants or are you just trying to steal my frozen pizzas, candy and pepperoni sticks?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this artsy thingy
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(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
Man training to be an Ironman says a motorist suffering from road rage nearly made him a 6-million dollar man
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman charged with stealing the cremated remains of another woman's mother. What an ash hole
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The Catholic Church has solved the age old question....Is the Hulk Catholic?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The creamy deliciousness of Nutella is back on the market. Sorry, what? Oh, okay, Nigella is back on the market. The creamy deliciousness of Nigella
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Neighbor calls police after hearing a woman scream 'Stop No'. What did police find when they got there. A) the woman's boyfriend beating her. B) The boyfriend stealing from her. C) The boyfriend passing gas
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Live from Alaska's capital city, it's another round of Livingston Stapler Company Presents, probably three hours of music hosted live by a farker. LGT stream, or go to krnn.org
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pastor Hipster Guy Fieri urges destruction of computers after witnessing the effects of pornography firsthand, other hand
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Sat July 06, 2013
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Bad news for folks in the Deep South
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(Keloland)
 
 
 
If you fall asleep on your back porch at 2:00 am holding a gun try not to shoot yourself when a family member turns on the porch light
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Levi Strauss heir is being sued over refusal to spread his genes
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Seven "iconic" brands that quickly vanished. Apparently, there was a reason all those yuppies were saabing
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this meeting where sparks fly
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Canada's Department of National Defence has abandoned plans to build and operate mobile, deployable Tim Hortons outlets. War is hell
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Having solved all of the other major issues, is the Long Beach City Council now focusing its attention on banning a.) smoking in public places, b.) mistreatment of homeless people or c.) ice cream truck music?
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(Mediabistro)
 
 
 
TV reporter neglects to mention one of the guys busted in prostitution sting was their news director
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The 10 states that drink the most beer. For some reason, Kentucky isn't there
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bikini-clad hotties subjected to road-side body cavity searches in Texas now suing the shiat out of DPS (w/dashcam video)
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Judge orders father to pay $7,645 in legal fees for mother trying to collect child support. Correction: ...orders prosecutors to pay $7,645 to father being extorted by the system
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: He ain't pretty no more
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(Salon)
 
 
 
I'm not saying alien conspiracists are like creationists... but they're like creationists
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Dozens missing after oil train explosion levels Canadian town center
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Add Bolivia to the ever-growing list of anti-American South American nations willing to grant asylum to Edward Snowden
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Reports of passenger plane crash at San Francisco airport (Developing: multiple news links in thread)
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(HyperVocal)
 
 
 
The Running of the Bulls kicks off today in Pamplona, providing days of entertainment for tourists, bulls, Farkers
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
For some, it's a half dozen of this or a half dozen of that, but you're only getting five at your supermarket
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The Sun was there. Sunscreen wasn't (possibly Not safe for work)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Flashback: Searching for the U.S. in the 70's with photos from the EPA. Your Mom is there ... no really
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(Richmond Times-Dispatch)
 
 
 
Craft beer in urban America. Spurring small business development, creating jobs, saving blighted neighborhoods
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Rabbi deems medical marijuana to be kosher. Oy vey, dude
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently it is against the law in California to scream too loud on a roller coaster
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Beach Patroller dramatically rescues cow stuck on sandbar a quarter mile out in Galveston Bay. No word on whether the rescue involved a Weber Grill and some A-1 sauce
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bulldog born with cleft palate and lip becomes "ambassadog" for children born with craniofacial deformities
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Prince Harry finally gets to be king ... of a helicopter
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
When there's bacon flavored popcorn, then we'll talk
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Speaking like the locals. Chapter 3: Regional phrases to describe the summer heat
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hot 32-year-old teacher arrested for sex with student. Bonus: She's actually hot (w/mugshot)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: How we will pay each other when the banks fail
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Chinese university introduces strict "no bra" policy for entrance exams, also have plans to crank the air conditioner to full blast on exam days
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Okay, smartass space engineers. I want you to blast off your rocket, hover it at 325 meters, then reduce power and land it back gently on the landing pad. I'll be watching from my hexacopter
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(Hurriyet Daily News)
 
 
 
Oh God, not the CIGARETTES
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(Pajiba)
 
 
 
One thing (one thing) leads to another: 42 gorgeous ladies in hats
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Just in time for the long holiday weekend, here are 31 great moments in US history, as illustrated by cats. Deslidefied for your Caturday viewing pleasure
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
These gulls are highly intelligent. "One feigns an attack so the target pulls their pasty out of the way while the number-two gull sneaks in from behind and grabs it"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
The fight to save salsa has begun. As long as ketchup, nature's most versatile condiment, is safe everything will be alright
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
It's not a July 4th party unless you bring gasoline, threaten to blow up a bunch of kids and beat up a guy in a wheelchair
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The ten most dangerous places to be a woman in America
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Apparently, towing and riding a 600-lb purple aluminum chicken can land you in jail for grand theft
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Twenty-five years ago, 167 men lost their lives in the oil industry's worst disaster. To remember Piper Alpha click left, snarky comments on the right
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Stupid: Throwing fireworks into your neighbor's yard. D'Oh: Your getaway plan consists of running, tripping, and cutting your head so that your neighbor has to call an ambulance
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(Rock City Times)
 
 
 
"Suddenly I see her holding a diaper bin and a lighter. She started pulling them out one by one and lobbing them over the fence at a group of drunk men shooting bottle rockets at each other. I sort of wanted to go help her throw them"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Ve haf vays of making you lick your fingers"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Venezuela offers asylum to Edward Snowden
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Teacher lets kids draw on the faces of underachieving students. Fark: And doesn't get fired for it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The NSA holds a recruitment drive at the University of Wisconsin. Hilarity ensues
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Whole Foods recalls cheese featuring organic, free-range, artisanal Listeria
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Fri July 05, 2013
(Wacky Owl)
 
 
 
Sixteen years. This is what sixteen years of obsession looks like
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sunscreen causes people to burst into flames
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Fashion tip for would be carjackers: Make sure your pants fit, it helps with running away (also, don't crash the car on the steps of the police department)
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Police are increasingly using "Seatbelt Checkpoints" to stop cars, search them without a warrant and use K-9 dogs to sniff for drugs
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Outraged article about controversial picture of deceased Arizona firefighters in bodybags contains controversial picture of deceased Arizona firefighters in bodybags
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(CF News 13)
 
 
 
Woman watches 4th of July fireworks 'after hours', finds herself at the end of an HOA official's gun
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(Newser)
 
 
 
A new CDC study reveals something that won't come as any surprise to those of you who celebrated a little too hard yesterday: Hangovers cost us quite a bit when it comes to productivity
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Yes there are some crazy ideas in science, these ones happen to be behind huge scientific discoveries. Now take your medicine and swallow it
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Pedestrian sets up his own DUI checkpoint on I-75 in Atlanta, finds 6 out of 7 drivers over the limit
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man breaks into home and steals the object of least value and biggest headache
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
They thought they aimed the fireworks appropriately but they were a foot off
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(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
"Qualifications?" "Arson...mayhem...throwing lawn gnomes through windows"
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(Aurora Sentinel)
 
 
 
Bomb squad pumped to discover mysterious backpack contains only sex toys. Bag's owner expects an explosive night anyway, apparently
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(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
1. Seize 5,000 homes through eminent domain, paying $150K ea. 2. Make citizens pay $190K to get homes back. 3. Pay off the guys who gave you this idea. 4. Profit
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I scream, you scream, we all scream for fried food
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
So, here's a step-by-step guide for ripping off old immigrants from China
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this punt gun
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Sorry, but we're out of anaesthetic, so I'll have to punch you in the head instead
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(The Local)
 
 
 
A story you can tell your family for years: that time you required fire emergency crews to come to the hospital with their portable buzz-saw to extricate you from your steel sex toy
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(Some Unconvinced Guy)
 
 
 
And we thought anti-vaxxers were bad. Coming soon to a loony parent near you: Wheat-Autism "link" proven
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(Metro)
 
 
 
At what point do you classify someone as insane?
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
150 Boston police officers spend 45 minutes trying to stop bar fight. Fight ends promptly at closing time, nobody hurt, nobody arrested
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Examining one of life's greatest mysteries: why hotels provide shampoos, soaps, mouthwash, and tissue but don't bother with complimentary toothpaste
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
VA is trying to expedite claims processing so injured veterans will get benefits on time and office floors won't collapse under the weight of the backlog
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Maybe next time give up on sending cash to "Jenni" in Nigeria after the second time the cops warn you she doesn't exist or plan on coming to America to marry you
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Most farmers who fall into a grain bin of corn never come out alive. This guy is an exception. "Doctors told me if I were 10 years older, my heart would have exploded from how fast it was beating"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
That ringing in your ears isn't from last night, and it's not from the hangover. It's the weekly Fark Quiz
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Renowned Coca-Cola and Glasgow marketing guru hired to revamp world image of Edinburgh after predecessor's disastrous Incredinburgh campaign was described as "one very long suicide note"
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Study claims to find bigfoot DNA. Independent lab then given a chance to re-test the samples, but finds no unusual DNA. Response of study author? 1) it's a conspiracy. 2) the lab didn't care about getting it right. 3) it's a conspiracy
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police begin manhunt after Escape From New York
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(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
Superman thwarts store robbery
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Of course the world's new largest building would contain a pirate ship
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(Strange Beaver)
 
 
 
Enough about 4th of July, it's time to celebrate a birthday the whole world can appreciate. Today is the 67th birthday of the bikini. Let's celebrate this great invention with these pictorial examples (SFW by Fark standards)
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this masked bandit
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Japan attacks US, Fort Worth in flames. This is not a repeat
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
She was bored to tears by her 9-5 office job, while he was traveling all over the country doing his theater work. So they did the only logical thing and became porn stars (safe for work)
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(Chronicle of Higher Education)
 
 
 
"When he begins to open up, telling me the details of his crimes, they are so upsetting, so disgusting, that I realize I will never be able to share them with anybody"
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Cunning bandits heist 752 cases of high-end vodak. Cranberry juice producers now on high alert
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman uses her nine-year-old nephew to steal a purse at Chuck E. Cheese's, where a kid can be a felon
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Answers to the five main questions about the Egypt situation that even an American can understand
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(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Stories Northerners just don't git: Man bitten by snake while noodling
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Car vs. gas pump= stop, drop, and roll (w/video)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Now for something you don't see everyday... a dog in a beekeeper suit
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Serpico blows the whistle on corruption yet again. Environmental corruption, that is
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(Metro)
 
 
 
To the forehead, directly apply
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(WLBZ2 Bangor)
 
 
 
Truck full of dish soap crashes into creek sometime after dawn, leaves driver and nearby residents feeling no joy
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Britain all in a tizzy as temperatures threaten to climb to 84°F and stay there for several days. Or, as it's called in Nevada, "Winter"
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
West Philadelphia residents hope new basketball court will help combat crime by getting kids to shoot some b-ball outside instead of being guys who are up to no good and making trouble in the neighborhood
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(Macomb Daily)
 
 
 
Fireworks? Hey, now might be a good time to break out my antique tank, drive around the neighborhood and .... oh hello officer
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
If you were bathing in algae, you'd want to wear a mask too
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, my boyfriend got me drunk asked me to act out lesbian porn scenes with another girl, and I really liked it. What does it mean?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You know what would be impressive? Finding a dog that CAN'T sniff out a pair of nuts
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Police don't know exactly what the intentions were of the man they arrested in a stolen truck full of stolen firearms and Molotov cocktails, but they're guessing "not good"
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Egyptian troops open fire on pro-Morsi protestors at a march. This will not end well
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man insisted on taking briefcase full of cash and pot to jail. Now he's got a briefcase full of blues
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Any story that kicks off with the phrase "improvised fireworks" isn't going to end well
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(Connect Tri-States)
 
 
 
You might have had an exciting Fourth of July holiday, but it wasn't "get into an accident, flip the car and flee the scene naked" exciting, now was it?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A note to NY vacationers: the Hamptons Douche Spotter has been activated for another summer. Think of it as People of Walmart, only wealthier and more orange
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Something goes wrong at a city fireworks display. Best part of all is the reaction of the guy shooting the video
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Imagine if Downtown Manhattan was its own city, with its own police force, the bankers who commute there for work get to vote, and its congressman gets to sit next to the Speaker in the House. That's what happens in London
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(Network World)
 
 
 
State spot checks 18 grocery stores to make sure prices on shelves match those registered by barcode scanners at checkout. Findings may seem hard to believe
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Pope John Paul II to be made a saint, even though he never did master the miracle of stopping bullets
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(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
If you only see one set of pictures of a half-shaved German Shepherd today, make it this one
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(The Bloke)
 
 
 
Photoshop these gravity defying goats
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Joshua Garcia, 8, survived a car crash into a river, swam ashore, walked a mile barefoot to his home, woke up his mother and had her call 911 to save his injured father. As a reward, Joshua was taken away from his parents by a state agency
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Science proves that gas grills are better than charcoal grills. Suck it Weber
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're at Coyote Ugly, it's got to be real embarrassing to be found with counterfeit money. And also you're at Coyote Ugly
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Justice for Trayvon Zimmerman trial continues. Will the Defense call any witnesses, or just point and laugh? Will the State just call in via Skype and pretend no one will notice?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's your favorite summertime beverage? Cocktails are fine, but I mean stuff like iced tea, lemonade, soda, or just ice water? What do you like when it's hot out and you just want something to cool off with?
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(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
Man wielding slingblade screaming obscenities couldn't drop his weapon for cops because it was tied around his wrist. Fark: "Actually, quite a bit" of drinking involved
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hot college student working orientation is told to remove her cross so as not to offend incoming freshmen, sophomores, vampires
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Imagine living in a badly-dubbed Japanese movie
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Natural disasters are usually all bad, right? Here are 5 surprising upsides to such disasters
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Driving while intoxicated. New hotness: Gondoliering while intoxicated
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Fine young bloke lands in the slammer after biting his grandmother on the shoulder and punching his grandfather in the face over missing wine
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Teen with "very poor impulse control" busted after calling 911 for a cut he suffered kicking out a beauty shop's window to steal $50
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
More than a dozen hurt in Simi Valley, CA fireworks explosion
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(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
I'm sorry officer that I left my baby in a locked car sweating profusely, but the sign clearly states no one under 18 allowed in the sex shop
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Impromptu FARK party: Thousands of beer cans spilled on highway near Golden, Colorado (w/pic)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Still no sign of land. How long is it"? "That's a rather personal question, sir"
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Moran delivers 47 Christmas presents several months late
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(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
What's more embarrassing? Buying an artificial vagina, or being in the paper for shoplifting an artificial vagina due to being too embarrassed to buy an artificial vagina
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Thu July 04, 2013
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Salmon jumps in river to save drowning boy
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Show your Canadian Patriotism by Photoshopping this gent in a maple leaf costume
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(Inventorspot)
 
 
 
Not news: The McRib is back. FARK: But only in Japan. UltraFARK: It's been supersized
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
I-Mockery celebrates the Fourth with an update to the underappreciated art of firecracker labels (Some labels are Not safe for work)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Best maid of honor toast ever?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
She's The Voice of America. She gonna save the US music industry
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman takes a trip down gator infested waters in an inflatable kayak. You can probably guess what happens next
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Turtle develops smoking habit, claims, "I'm taking it slow, I can stop whenever I want"
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Over a foot of hail fell in Santa Rosa, New Mexico yesterday. With a picture that takes Christmas in July to a whole new level
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Man faces deportation for smoking marijuana. Before you get too excited about the righteousness of it all, the criminal act happened twenty years ago
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Firefighters contain "W-2" fire at Arizona border, say the effort was very...*dons sunglasses*...taxing
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Pro Tip: When scattering the cremains of your loved one at sea, it's important to actually open the plastic box they came in. Otherwise your loved one will come back to you, and the local newspaper will tell everyone about your ineptitude
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Retired Canadian? Welcome to America. American looking for work? Welcome to Canada
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(AARP)
 
 
 
Five myths about the American flag. Happy 4th, Farkers
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Bucky the Palomino, the horse who pranced in 26 Rose Parades, euthanized after being injured in a car accident in California
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(BBC)
 
 
 
France: I'm shocked, SHOCKED to find the United States has been doing spying on this scale! Le Monde: Your winnings, sir
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Man sentenced to prison for buying iphone from a toddler for two dollars. Sounds like the guy overpaid
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Can no one stop the sausage-consuming juggernauts that are Joey Chestnut and Sonja Thomas? Chestnut not only won his seventh-consecutive title today, he set a new world record by scarfing down 69 hot dogs and buns during the 10 minutes allotted
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(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
Refusing to let the police use your home as a lookout? That's a smashed open door and assault and arresting and jailing and some looting by the police while you are away
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It's the ciiiiiiiiiiiiiircle of life
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
On this Independence Day we celebrate our freedom and also look toward North Korea's tyrannical oppress...What is that?...They're doing great?...*checks pictures*...SEEMS LEGIT TO ME
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
July 4th can be a rough day for a veteran with PTSD
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flying wing
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Job opening posted for a new leader of the Muslim Brotherhood. Position will be based out of Egypt and will have to contend with revolutionaries who will continually try to kill you. Great benefits, weekends off, and a competitive salary offered
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news ladies (and men), according to this new guide on dating, it's now okay to put out on the first date
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Kill two cops and get sent to prison where the guards will beat the shiat out of you for years, unless they are female guards, in which case they'll have sex with you, and give birth to your kids
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(CBC)
 
 
 
How can you tell grizzly dung from other bear dung? It's got shotgun pellets in it and smells like pepper
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(Strange Beaver)
 
 
 
These freedom loving girls have wrapped themselves in the Stars and Stripes to help you celebrate America's Independence Day (SFW-ish)
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
This will go on your record, Ponch
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Well, it IS long and hard. But I don't know about that age difference
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"The book, What Do Women Want, is based on a 2009 article, which received a lot of buzz for detailing, among other things, that women get turned on when they watch monkeys having sex and gay men having sex." Tonight...panda porn
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Guy accused of biting and gnawing on neighbor's penis, during row over loud music, says it's unpossible, since he doesn't have lower teeth and he isn't gay
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
If you burn down your house with illegal fireworks, insurance may not pay. So have one of your guests burn it down instead
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ man uses Google Translate to keep Russian tourists in pool toys from going down flood-swollen river
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Gun enthusiasts perfect the ultimate tool. Also, they built a really stupid gun
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Starbucks introduces the $3.45 venti spiced root beer carbonata
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(Standard Digital (Kenya))
 
 
 
If you thought that your wedding was a disaster, at least your bridesmaid didn't vomit on you and the cake and your boss wasn't beaten up by drunk friends who mistakenly thought he was stealing your presents
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Sure America has independence, but it doesn't have Iron Maiden beer flowing freely through the Senate chambers. Rule Britannia
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The NYPD needs to realize that it cannot stop and frisk 22-year-old white vegan college graduates
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(Lincolnshire Echo)
 
 
 
Lincolnshire festival organisers ban sperm whale photo for having "sexual connotations"
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
If a car contains a severely drunk 53-year-old, 15-year-old, 14-year-old and a 12-year-old, along with a sober 12-year-old. Who drives? Well someone actually thought that the 14-year-old was the best choice
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A new study finds that men yodel in the canyon in order to prevent their partners from cheating
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Police officer and her mother get into violent cupcake fight. It's like food-porn/real-porn crossover
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(Info Wars)
 
 
 
DHS decides to run operation "intimidate the shiat out of freedom" today on the 4th of July by hosting nationwide "terror" drills with police in riot gear performing random bag searches
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
The T-shirt turns 100. It seems like only yesterday that the very first one was imprinted with "John McCain For Senate"
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(The Garden Island)
 
 
 
Maybe news: Train collision injures five. Then again, maybe not: Slow-moving tourist trains going around a pineapple plantation in Hawaii. Subby's first thought was "Hawaii has trains?"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a giant banana exercising on a street corner
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Apparently in Florida it's illegal to arrange the money in your wallet by denomination because that's called 'street folding' and it's what drug dealers do
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this smoking hot mountain man
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(LA Observed)
 
 
 
77-year old Irish pub in Los Angeles to close on Sunday. Thanks, O'Bama
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lady Liberty says bring on the huddled masses because she's open for business again and she's the guest of honor for the July 4 celebrations in NYC
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Duck named Buttercup who was born with a backwards left foot that had to be amputated gets a brand new silicone foot. Seriously, why is there no awesome tag?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Drink up
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Man arrested twice for having sex with the same horse, needs to learn neigh means neigh (w/mugshot)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Finally, someone takes on the greatest scourge of our age: People who wear flip-flops instead of real shoes
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Think gay marriage is a new thing? Guess again, Chester. Here's the story of two men who got legally married -- in 1971
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(Delaware County Daily Times)
 
 
 
Dental hygenist and office receptionist open after hours practice in existing dental office. What could possibly go wrong? (Lack of skills, training and a license to practice dentistry for starters)
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Homeowner wakes up to find a naked man in his house cooking eggs while showing his sunny side up. Yes, drugs were involved
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 426: "Military Grade". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed July 03, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In front of a geyser that smells like rotten eggs, at Amsterdam's Sex Museum, during Spring Break in Cancun, and other places that really aren't ideal sites for proposing to your girlfriend
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(BBC)
 
 
 
It's not easy being the only black female police officer. In the entire country
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Some article headlines are pre-written for Fark. This is one of them
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(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
There's your problem, ma'am. *spit* You're stuck in a sinkhole
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
In what is most certainly not a trap, Russian spy Anna Chapman (yes, the hot one) proposes to American whistle-blower Edward Showden
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
In this week's installment of war veterans giving something back....A World War II veteran is reportedly on a mission to return a Japanese flag he pulled from the body of a sniper nearly 70 years ago
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Impromptu FARK party: Denver. Skyday is here. Meet up today, tomorrow...whatever. Let's get drunk and climb on stuff
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man going home after a party arrested for not having a designated forklift driver
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(Morning Journal)
 
 
 
One man has a dream of converting a 1948, 42-passenger Convair plane parked in his backyard into a bed and breakfast. Since you're reading this is on Fark, it's obvious some of his neighbors don't share that same dream
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man and his magnificent mustache
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Deadly piglet virus in North Carolina spreads through pooh
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(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Not News: Hot mom gets drunk at her apartment. Fark: So did 26 teenagers. Florida: While her 7-year-old son was locked in a bathroom
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
I like my Gloucester shipyards the way I like my women
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
The teacher caught discussing "family matters" with a pupil, in the back of a car, with his underpants around his ankles - and other stories from the Teachers' Disciplinary Tribunal
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
When an old woman buries $150,000 in your back yard because she thinks it is cursed, you might just want to let it be
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
At Burger King you can have it your way, or else
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Take the exit for Epharta just after Intercourse
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Bed, Bath & Beyond now selling Great White concert DVDs
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Fourth of July festivities start a day early as one man gets his arm blown off while carrying bootleg fireworks to his truck
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(WGGB)
 
 
 
How do you clean up 100 gallons of yellow paint without destroying the highway it spilled on? Please send answers to MassDOT District 2, Northampton, Mass
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(Chron)
 
 
 
If all the local television newscasts sound the same to you, it's probably because they're all using the same set of phrases crafted by one man. "We begin with breaking news tonight"
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(CafeMom)
 
 
 
"Wingman" Barbie introduced
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(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
You wake at 6AM to a burglar. Do you: C) grab, hog-tie, and leave him in the yard for the cops to find while you head to work?
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
That would almost make up for the explosive diarrhea
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(NBC 15 Madison)
 
 
 
Boy that was struck by lightning will be able to leave the hospital as soon as he can touch doorknobs again
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Excuse me, sir. I see you waved at the camera during my live broadcast and assumed you wanted to be on TV, so tell me--what's your favorite brand of panties to wear in public? And did that cream take care of your jock itch?
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Subway apparently gives up on its 45-year quest to trick Americans into thinking they're eating healthy, unveils new Fritos-stuffed enchilada sub
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
A tree falls in Oysemite
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The life cycle of sticking it in crazy: From "Shall I lick your balls?" to "Hope your plane falls out of the sky"
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Guy who was sentenced to 41 months in jail for gathering the email addresses of 114,000 iPad users and giving them to Gawker looks exactly the way you'd expect him to
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
OMG, a parasail has HIT THE SOUTH TOWER
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The border patrol has an open relationship with its drones
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Schizophrenic? Drug-addled? Time-cubist? You decide
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Al-Assad offers advice to Morsi. And what follows, folks, is the very definition of ironic
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Spa worker claims she was fired for not receiving Brazilian bikini wax. I blame bush
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(The Toast)
 
 
 
The comment section for every article ever written about intimate grooming
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(El Paso Times)
 
 
 
So, erecting a giant, neon Playboy bunny sculpture along a Texas highway isn't legal?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New study reveals women can indeed look sad or angry for no reason. Still no cure
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(Today)
 
 
 
"I'm going to hurt this little girl in 10...9...8..." BLAM
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(Bubblews)
 
 
 
Luckily for this tuckered out woman snoozing on a Metro platform in Prague, some Czechs bounce
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Military coup underway in Egypt - Tanks are on the move, government officials are being arrested, Morsi ousted, celebration in the streets
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop The Corn Cob Medusa of Montana
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Mermaid falls in love, is officially off the market after connecting with a merman. Will be happier now that she no longer has to worry about seamen
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
The first decade of the new millennium showed the most global warming EVAR. Nothing extreme here, move along citizens
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(41 Action News)
 
 
 
WTF?? Water park kicks out woman for having big boobs
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(Kentucky Forward)
 
 
 
Southern Baptist pastor's wife writes an article calling out the Southern Baptist Church; apparently a few Southern Baptists have a problem with this. Southern Baptist
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"911? It's an emergency. The autistic neighbor boy is selling lemonade to raise money for a children's hospital... WITHOUT A PERMIT"
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(Planet Ivy)
 
 
 
New research proves that, once and for all, your balls can officially taste things
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(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
Wisconsin man attempts to remove old house paint with torch. Hilarity ensues
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ecuador claims hidden microphone found in embassy with Julian Assange, will disclose who controls it on Wednesday as if anyone doesn't know already
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Hey, kids - the great white sharks are back
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(CF News 13)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you put your Skype screen name on TV during the George Zimmerman trial
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NewsFlash
 
Morsi finds out "How Soon is Now" and is under house arrest, Smiths reunion up in the air
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So, it is possible that the Loch Ness Monster is actually just a fault line in the Scottish lake it supposedly resides in?
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Man falls on subway tracks, bystanders work together to help get him up
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
In honor of our nation's independence, a SFW gallery of women in patriotic bikinis
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
History is being made in Egypt as we speak, but you probably wouldn't know it if you watch American networks
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(WAOW Wausau)
 
 
 
God allows couple to have their homicide conviction to be upheld by the Wisconsin Supreme Court after failing to heal their daughter
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
And the bulk of James Gandolfini's $70 million estate is going to
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(Johnson City Press)
 
 
 
Only in Tennessee does "frog gigging" work as a cover story for a romantic liaison
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kite Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a woman who does exist. Hannah, a young surfer on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless, in a world of waves who operate above the law
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Moments after being convicted of sodomizing a 14-year-old girl, a Missouri man said, "fark it," and popped a cyanide capsule in court
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Will the prosecution finally begin to prosecute? Can de la Rionda's mustache become any more magnificent? Will the judge ever rule in favor of the defense? Zimmerman live stream thread, day 8
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man charged with DUI after hitting police car really needs some Visine
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(Watford Observer)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to know how much a typical British hospital spends every year pulling things out of people's bottoms, it's $31,430.42
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Pentagon is preparing some fireworks for the 5th of July
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(CNN)
 
 
 
With 16 (23 now) deaths and 780 injured and 40 rapes reported, should you still visit Egypt? CNN reports
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Criminal genius scamming the Boston Marathon bombing victim fund finds out that a $2.1 million payout involves a little checking into your whole "double amputee aunt" story
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Person of interest in Hernandez case dies of natural causes. What? A car flying off the highway into a building is natural
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Someday, we may reach the point where there are no more horrific sexual abuses within the Catholic Church to be uncovered. Today is not that day
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(Bethesda Now)
 
 
 
Bethesda residents are outraged by a gym billboard that shows a woman making a clearly illegal billiards shot
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(Politico)
 
 
 
NTSB: There was no missile strike on TWA Flight 800. You people are idiots
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The worst best pictures of a woman oblivious to the plane crash happening right in front of her you'll ever see
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Photoshop a Farker's Dad still going strong at 80. Difficulty: No Ferengi
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
♫Pressure pushing down on me, Opressing down on you, no Morsi ask for, Under pressure that burns a pyramid down, Splits a government in two, Puts people on streets♫ (Your Egyptian deadline/coup thread. Deadline ends at 4pm Cairo time)
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Firefighter steroid use gives them an unfair advantage over fires
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate proves that you didn't know what you were talking about when you said a few days ago that their articles couldn't get any dumber
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
No matter what you do for the next 365 days, it probably won't be as interesting as climbing a different tree everyday for a year
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Red meat responsible for the "worst type of colon cancer possible." This news comes to you right before the biggest grilling weekend of the year
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Washington State to remove 'gender biased language'. Terms such as 'fisherman', 'freshman' and even 'journeyman plumber' to be replaced with 'fisher', 'first-year-student' and 'journey-level plumber'
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(NPR)
 
 
 
That nineteen year-old jailed for making threats to shoot up a school on Facebook is getting beat up behind bars, but according to parents we should all feel sorry for him and overlook the whole making threats thing
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Man catches 200 year old fish in Alaska, promptly turns it into a new Muppet
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bolivian president pissed we diverted his plane because we thought Snowden was on board. Investigators pissed because they were told Bolivian hookers were on board
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Lance Armstrong announces plans to make his first post-controversy bike ride in RAGBRAI, the annual race across Iowa. That takes a lot of ball
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Everyone has a skeleton in the closet. Some people just have them for 28 years
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(Slate)
 
 
 
In Defense of Drew
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Toads now killing crocodiles in Australia
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(Time)
 
 
 
The fast food burger wars are heating up as Wendy's announces plans to unleash the $5 gourmet pretzel burger
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(Network World)
 
 
 
FARK joins civil rights groups and other major websites in the July 4 protest against NSA surveillance
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Man shot to death in Tombstone. This is not a repeat from October 26, 1881
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Police officer taking his newborn son home for the first time makes a brief stop to arrest a would-be robber
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Four things every modern man should be able to do
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Pax the Husky would like to remind you humans, no tennis balls please, it can turn into a life-threatening situation for us. Steak is just fine, thank you.... maybe layered with peanut butter
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(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
When asked if she was speeding while driving the police car she stole: "It was a Dodge Charger. Of course I was speeding"
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Tue July 02, 2013
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Today's teacher student sex scandal comes from Redlands,CA. Lifetime books Elizabeth Berkley for eventual movie version
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
What's next? The washing machine? Time honored West Virginia traditions are being legislated out of existence
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(The Daily Record)
 
 
 
Naked man out for another stroll before police arrest him on a lewdness charge...for the fourth time this year
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Get beaten up at a bar and collect $58 million? Sure, I'd take that any day of the wee *clicks on picture* Oh, wait
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Woman steals car, freaks out when kids are in the back. Also, meth is bad
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Wisconsin ranks 5th in per capita beer consumption. Come on guys, help me out. There's only so much I can do on my own
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Did the President of Bolivia just smuggle Edward Snowden out of Russia?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hi-tech trail trekker
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
More people than ever bringing guns to the airport, including one dude with four loaded guns in his armory. The list of airports with the most guns is what you'd expect. TX, TX, TX, TX, AZ, TX, ATL, FL, CO, and...wtf Seattle?
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(CBS Detroit)
 
Video
 
"Thank you, I appreciate that. You guys have a good day." Not the average ending to an armed robbery
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Try to pull the Governor over for speeding? That's a firin'
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Woman wins lawsuit claiming poppy seed bagel caused false positive on drug test; cleared for Africa trip with J. Peterman
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Woman who kissed a cop on the nose facing felony manslobber
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Can you believe that Massachusetts court rules do not require criminal defendants to pose nicely for news photographers?
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(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Cat gets into cage holding pair of world's rarest parrots, which have now ceased to be, expired, gone to meet their maker, kicked the bucket, shuffled off their mortal coils, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding' choir invisible
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Latest development in Zimmerman case is: a) Judge declares mistrial, b) Zimmerman changes plea to guilty, or c) prosecution gets their feelings hurt by a photo posted on Instagram of people eating ice cream
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Flo from Progressive would never rat you out
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(City of Seattle)
 
 
 
Not news: Dog locked inside hot car. Fark: With a pig wearing sweatpants. UltraFark: In a car full of poop
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(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Do you want to drive hundreds of miles a day through barren desolate wastelands? Meet new and exciting villians? Make a mere $35K a year? The Idaho State Police is hiring
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
At least 40 zombies on the loose in Puerto Rico
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
A 5-star cave hotel worthy of a James Bond film being built at an abandoned quarry in Shanghai, China
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(CBC)
 
 
 
One of the only operational B-17's left. Don't touch the cables or we'll crash
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