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Sun June 30, 2013
(My Fox Phoenix)
 
 
 
18 Firefighters confirmed dead battling Arizona wildfire (article updated)
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Hello, child. Come into the van. I have cookies inside
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If you like old color photos of WWII, this might be relevant to your interests
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Frowned Upon: Pakistani sisters, 15 and 16 shot dead for dancing in the rain
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Scientology leader David Miscavige's twin sister audited by police after leaving "known drug house," arrested for DUI, pot possession, E-Meter abuse
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A producer's guide to the evolution and production of John Carpenter's The Thing from long and dull into a horror movie that still scares the pants off you today
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
July's Weirdest Festivals: come for the wife carrying, stay for the tin bath racing, leave before the last entry. Seriously, leave
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(Bing)
 
 
 
Drew needs some transportation. Photoshop what the FARKMOBILE might look like
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(Civil War Trust)
 
 
 
For you War of Southern Aggression buffs, an animated narrated map of the Battle of Gettysburg
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Julian Assange says revelations will continue about the abominable Snowden
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Texas executes more inmates than any other state, but its gone are not forgotten. The state memorializes its executed with a morbidly fascinating online database containing each inmate's last statement
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you're in Saudi Arabia and peacefully posting on Facebook about peaceful protesting, you're going to end up getting checked in at: jail
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Top tip for savage Russian teens: if you decapitate a homeless man and use his head as a football, don't leave a trail of blood to your apartment. Oh, and could we have his head back please?
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Are you a mentally retarded person who drives 15 mph below the speed limit in the left lane while calling in drone strikes on speeders? You need to read these new laws
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Bomb squad called to investigate suspicious device that no one had seen before - a sewing machine
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Problem: Setting up drug checkpoints would be unconstitutional. Solution: Set up fake drug checkpoints and illegally search anyone that avoids them
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Oregon passes law to take away charitable tax deductions for charities that devote less that 70% of funds towards actual charity work
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yet another emergency landing at New York's Hudson Airport
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(PR Web)
 
 
 
Photoshop these sweet grandmothers making some apple pies
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(10 News)
 
 
 
"It is not clear what caused a hot air balloon to land off course." But I'm going to go out on a limb and say wind
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Looks like it's time to have national discussion about EpiPen control
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(Medford Mail Tribune)
 
 
 
Attention fireworks enthusiasts: There's a very good reason why mortars are launched from tubes and have extra long wicks. So if one doesn't fire, taking it out of the tube and lighting the 1/4" of remaining wick is not advisable
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(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
If you name one of your 17 kids "Bamboo Flute" you probably deserve to be stabbed in the chest
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
I haven't smoked or done shrooms for 2,000 years and I STILL failed the drug test
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Angry villagers hold baby elephant hostage until his family comes up with ransom
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
400 valuable carp stolen from a Virginia park pond. Police are being koi about possible suspects
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(Leesburg Today)
 
 
 
The Too Much Clutter prize goes to this homeowner who found anti-tank missiles in her shed while cleaning it
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(Philly Burbs)
 
 
 
Today's episode of "Naked man throwing things and smashing things before being shot" is probably brought to us by the letters P, C and P
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Vanderbilt football joins the SEC
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
In apparent cut-and-paste error, top commanders of al-Shabaab terrorists in Somalia command their minions to wage war on their newest enemy - top commanders of al-Shabaab terrorists in Somalia
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(Issaquah Reporter)
 
 
 
"When police asked what he was doing, he said he was trying to help his boss move her dolls and belongings because she had wooden arms and legs"
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(Eater)
 
 
 
The contract for employees working at Crazy Amy's Baking Company is as farked up as you would imagine
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Attention Broward County Florida residents: There is now no limit on the size of your mullet
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Wonderful camping in the great outdoors. But you are not allowed to keep any parts of the two small planes that collided overhead
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(Taunton Gazette)
 
 
 
Police sergeant has been out of work for two weeks after 200 pound drunk woman he was trying to arrest fell on him
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(10 News)
 
 
 
"My son said, 'Daddy, why are you mad?' And I said I was upset because a man got in trouble, got arrested for writing on a sidewalk with chalk"
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(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
In ongoing quest to find a cure for Dundee girls, city plans to implode a couple more high-rise apartment buildings, like it's been doing every few years lately. Subby suggests burning the estates and salting the earth
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(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
Klingon band backing a belly dancing wookie. I have the weirdest boner now
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(Fort Wayne Journal Gazette)
 
 
 
When going through a divorce, your ex-wife doesn't get to keep half of your hand grenades
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Living right by the ocean is good for your health. At least until all the Arctic glaciers melt
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When will the Edward Snowden movie be made? What will its title be? Photoshop a movie poster for the Edward Snowden movie. LGT inspiration
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
You get shot twice on your porch on Friday morning and survive. On Saturday morning do you: A) Tell the police who shot you B) Stay away from your windows C) Go outside to sit on your porch?
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Psychopaths run the world. EVERYONE PANIC... or whatever. I don't care
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Pastor asks congregation to donate $50,000 to feed and clothe the homeless. Just kidding. It's a megachurch pastor and the money is for fixing his helicopter
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Why do girls need to play with special purple and pink Legos instead of the regular Lego sets? Are parents of girls that scared to buy regular sets?
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Live from Alaska, It's Livingston Stapler Co. Presents, 2 hours of music hosted by a Farker. LGT stream or try krnn,org
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
A really tall guy walks into a bar... (w/pics)
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Fifteen classic children's books banned in certain areas of the United States. Apparently, Winnie the Pooh is a Nazi and an insult to god since he's a talking animal
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Sat June 29, 2013
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Emergency evacuation in effect in East Houston after train derailment. NOBODY PANIC
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Story: Woman puts $18K earrings in a $20 jacket, sells the jacket at a garage sale. Real Story: People who own $18K earrings have garage sales?
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(Martinsburg Journal News)
 
 
 
What you and your wife do in your bedroom is between you and God. However what you do in the McDonald's drive-thru may be between you and the West Virginia State Police
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(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
He "arrived to a meeting with a pink teddy bear and a bag of condoms in hand. That much is clear"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Because a man can't marry his gay partner, he adopts him instead and opens up a whole new can of worms
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Meet the police officer with a photographic memory that can identify almost anyone
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this young lady by a limpid pool
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle Transgender community holds Trans Pride march and celebration, leaves onlookers confused and strangely aroused
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
If you live in Texas, the good news is that giant object detected on weather radars isn't a massive, destructive storm like originally thought. The bad news is it's actually a mixture of dust, pollen, humidity and insects
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Traffic cameras installed in village, and in first month, issue citations numbering more than triple the village's population. In other news, town budget problems solved
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
La Guardia Airport worker drives stair car to pizza joint. Jason Bateman was not amused
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Drunken Vicar falls over at wedding, reportedly bends his Dibley in the process
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
"We never intended to offend anyone," says editor about cover featuring buxom Blessed Virgin Mary in bikini, sipping on margarita, and shirtless cowboy with nipple ring
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Man says the Nazi flag outside his home is anti-Obama and not anti-Jewish and "didn't realize people would take it as offensive"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Police have collared the animal responsible for brutal home invasion caught on nanny cam
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Woman bathed with macaque, slept with macaque, thought macaque was tame. But in the end macaque proved to be unpredictable
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop these strategically situated sand pits (Not safe for work images)
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(WIBC Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Drew will be on WIBC(Indianapolis) at 2:30est discussing how perceived censorship on the internet is often just bad moderation
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Iran agrees to be test location for various earth-penetrating and bunker buster type weaponry
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sure it's discriminatory to hire only hot, skinny, nubile women as flight attendants. Sure it may have been previously found illegal. But it saves fuel, dammit. So bring the hot flight attendants back
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Hint for successful credit card fraud: When using stolen card, don't take a picture of yourself for police, then sit in a movie for 2.5 hours at the theater where said stolen credit card was used
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Workers at a Jersey Mikes sub shop beat would-be-robber until he feels like he's actually been to New Jersey
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
A man couldn't figure out which drink was his, then it finally hit him
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
New refugee houses will make the world look less like a game of Risk and more like a game of Monopoly. Irons welcome. No dogs
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
Hawk walks through a puddle, thinking nobody is watching
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
In anticipation of Tebow's pilgrims now having to travel to New England, Holy Land USA being purchased for revitalization efforts
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
How to send a kid to college by age 12, and make sure his or her teeth are extra bright
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Things you expect to find on the porch of an abandoned home during inspection. Old furniture: check. Collapsing floor: check. Dust: check. Two sticks of dynamite: check. Wait...back up to that last one again
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Whatever happened to those cute, blue, one person cars for disabled people? "I had a few go on fire on me, so you'd stop and other motorists would drag you out as the thing went up in flames." Oh
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Death by nipple clamps, strip club piano, lion mauling, and other strange ways to die while having sex
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(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
The Nanny State has outlawed guns and knives, and thanks to this drunk, bundles of twigs will be next
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
Town of Warren, Mass. repeatedly flooded by burst beaver dam. Flood insurance won't pay thanks to "rodent damage" exclusion
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
The rise and fall of neighborhood dictatorships
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Best babysitter EVER. Bonus: She brings you to meet her mother who gives out alcohol and weed
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(This Is Gloucestershire)
 
 
 
Thieves break into shed, remove contents ... then steal shed
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Couple arrested after husband provides alcohol to four 13-and-14-year-old boys before letting them have sex with his wife. With 'I'd have to be a very drunk 14-year-old' mug shots
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Complain all you want about climate change, but there's a reason your home isn't currently being invaded by big-headed ants
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Man uses stolen car to get to his weekend jail sentence, gets handed an additional 10 months
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Broken pipes cause a water shortage in the Grand Canyon. If only there was some kind of seemingly-endless liquid source nearby powerful enough to carve the earth's most massive gorge down through a mile of dirt and rock
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
There is only one city in America where cars have been banned since 1898. And that city is in Michigan
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this jacketed jouster
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How a cat named Bob became the Imelda Marcos of woolly scarves, and how he struts his stuff on Caturdays
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(OC Weekly)
 
 
 
For you Farkers in CA, I present a secret In-N-Out menu item you didn't know about, Monkey Style
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Apparently, the best way to lessen stress at the airport is to bring in a bunch of dogs
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
To be fair, the kid smelled like bacon
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Definitive chart of automotive stereotypes
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Florida's "foxy thieves"... not so foxy
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Suspected feces from airplane falls on cars, driveway. "There's no way one bird could have done it, unless it was a pterodactyl"
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Police officer tasked with euthanizing wounded deer. Does he: c) Break down in tears, say he "can't do it," and hand his duty firearm to a random bystander?
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Fri June 28, 2013
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
In today's Misplaced Blame files we find: *rolls the magic die of derp* Pastor Kevin Swanson says Colorado wildfires were caused by gay kissing and women wearing hats and pants
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(Slate)
 
 
 
If you buy brand-name painkillers instead of generics, this article will give you a headache
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Article asks:"Why are so many US government documents classified?" Short answer: ██. Long answer: █████████████████████████████
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Cops mistakenly draw their guns on an innocent sorority girl. She panics and flees. Did the cops respond to this by: a) apologizing for their mistake, b) letting her go, or c) arresting and charging her anyway?
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Two signs the stranger who just knocked on your door is a phony: 1) He says he's the substitute meter reader. 2) He's drunk
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(San Gabriel Valley Tribune)
 
 
 
Man uses Craiglist to find a couple he can watch have sex. Instead, they leave him naked, penniless and alone
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(io9)
 
 
 
Disease-causing germs are hiding in your *spins wheel* dishwasher
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this insect riding a fish
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
These are by far the most dangerous raspberries I've seen in my entire life. So, no mail for you
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(National Post)
 
 
 
RCMP: Sorry about the floods. No, you can't go back to your homes. Oh yeah, we raided your houses and took your guns. Have a nice day, eh
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Corrupt government realizes granting asylum to whistle-blower is probably a bad idea
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(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
"Did you hear about the inmate who wounded six prison guards with a plastic cup?" "Wow... solo?" "I didn't get the brand name"
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(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
If you plan on amassing a collection of illegal weapons, maybe you should rethink the tank in the backyard
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Kids collapse in a sex ed class. To be fair... it was a sex ed class in Germany. O_O
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Best Korea's Great Leader Pad WAY better than an iPad or Nexus. For instance, it comes with its own web browser, which is GUARANTEED never to be infected with a virus or malware from the Internet
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
For removing her husband's penis and throwing it in the garbage disposal, the prosecution refused to cut her a deal. She got 7 years to life. At least her husband had the balls to see her go to jail
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dental hygienist not as attractive as once thought
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
I seem to be experiencing some ocular precipitation
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Could you pass the 1964 Louisiana voter literacy test? Could you even pass the first question?
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Evidently Winona State University (land of 10,000 mosquitoes) feels that they can do whatever the hell floats their boat with classrooms
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why tapas restaurants are an affront to civilization
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Pro tip for attackers: Don't show up to get treated at the same hospital as the victims
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Montana man somehow not a bullet-riddled corpse after walking into police station and repeatedly pepper-spraying three officers in the face. With mug shot indicating he may not be in completely stable frame of mind
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
That's not a man, baby
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flying monk
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Clear your desks and take off your pants, it's time again for the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Much like a naked picture of Adele eating a pork chop, teacher's strike hurts thousands of pupils
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Baltimore City Detention Center.....Horse ...something something......barn door......etc etc
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
It's kind of reassuring to know that despite all the technological and social advances that have taken place over the past 40 years, American kids these days are just as dumb as their parents were. USA USA USA
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(Planet Ivy)
 
 
 
Kids today, with their Facebooks, Laptops, and their selling off their kidneys to pay for video games
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(ABC Local)
 
 
 
"I AM THE PO-LEASE" cellphone video of Raiders fan beating elderly man on L.A. bus is the newest viral to make you glad you have a car
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(The Poke (UK))
 
 
 
If Fark was a pub, what would the pub sign say?
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(ACLU)
 
 
 
Time for this year's Creationism Follies, where your great-grandpa had a pet dinosaur and all fossils came from the Great Flood
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Some people just carry everyday stuff in their backpacks and some people carry pressure cooker bombs. And then there's this guy
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Today, on 'things you never thought you could do, because you're not a total dumbass:' lighting a cigarette with your gas tank
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(BBC)
 
 
 
PSA: 'Free range eggs' is supposed to mean a bit more than 'we rolled them around in the yard for a bit'
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hopefully by Monday your shifts at the drive-up window will double, just like your student loan rate
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
NSA head sends memo to employees, urging them not to be distracted from their vital and honorable work of spying on the American people
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New Yorker cover suggests Bert and Ernie are gay. In other news, the Washington Post thinks this is news
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Parisians, forced for 15 years to live on the dog food that is a "Royale with Cheese", will soon be able to enjoy le Whopper again. Ooh la la
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(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Detective: CSI is ruining our jury members because they're asking for crazy technology that doesn't exist
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
White House has new privacy officer. What'll she be doing? Well, that's private
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The Pentagon is spending three-quarters of a billion dollars on new aircraft for people that don't know how to fly or take care of them
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
British government gives go-ahead to 3-ways
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Could Anthony Kennedy be "the first gay justice?" Stay classy, CNN
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Court rules Hobby Lobby can lobby SCOTUS over denying birth control to employees who see sex as a hobby
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
They make diagnoses, prescribe medications and order and perform diagnostic tests. And since they are reimbursed less than physicians, increasing the number of nurse practitioners could lower health care costs. Who could have a problem with that?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This Week In Corporate Personhood: "Attempted Corporate Homicide" is now a crime
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Obama tells Putin he won't engage in "wheeling, dealing and trading" to secure Edward Snowden's extradition. No word on his stance on shuckin' and jivin'
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Car runs off road, knocks over a mailbox, hits a few trees, plows into house. Driver is ejected, thrown inside the house, lands on couch. TA-DA
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Yellow Journalism 101: Know your time zones
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
101st Airborne trying to keep "Band of Brothers" regiment from being disbanded. Aren't most of them dead and the leader now a terrorist with that cute, crying blonde girl?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Clerics warn of civil war." Good night. Parting is such sweet pharaoh
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(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Man rubs one out while reporting to police how he saw someone get rubbed out
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Tanker cars drained, cleared from broken Calgary bridge
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
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(Biloxi Sun Herald)
 
 
 
China is having a rare public discussion over what constitutes sex under the law. Bill Clinton seen boarding a plane to solve his next Asian crisis
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Behold, the latest craze: Hernandezing. God bless the Internet
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(The Province)
 
 
 
Dude, my pigs are so high right now
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(Time)
 
 
 
The Cap'n Crunch incident is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to military rank imposters
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Here's your official Zimmerman thread for the day. Some Farkers heard remarking "That's real retarded, subby." Link goes to live stream
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(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
What's this world coming to when a guy can't buy a beer just because he has I HEART STRIPPERS tattooed on his neck?
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(Seymour Tribune)
 
 
 
Chick-fil-a president doesn't understand the internet, tries to delete a post he made lamenting the DOMA ruling
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
It's never a good idea to toss vermin on your neighbor's lawn, especially if it is up for sale and you work as a real estate agent for a living
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Interest rates on Stafford loans will double to 6.8% on July 1st, meaning education is once again in danger of becoming a privilege, not a right
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Columnist learns that the secret to getting lot's of readers is by messing up
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Add "having sex against a window pane" to the list of things that can kill you in China, just below "breathing the air", but above "drinking powdered milk"
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"The maggots may have helped keep (the woman) alive due to the fact that they were eating the rotting skin that was infected and helping to slow the infection"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
British shale gas reserves may be double previous estimates. Whale oil beef racked
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(Politico)
 
 
 
What can World War Z teach us about pandemics? Besides the obvious that a Pixar movie prequel will always kick its ass
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Senior Vatican official arrested after investigation into the Vatican bank reveals financial malfeasance
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(Photo District News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man working on a mount
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(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Ric Romero blows the printer industry wide open: "Printer ink is one of the most expensive liquids you can buy. In fact, ounce for ounce, it can cost more than fine champagne "
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Harkonnen future NYC mayor busted in doughnut shop robbery. With Fremen-frightening mugshot goodness
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Hey, guys...has your S.O. started wearing Banana Republic and Ray Bans? Yeah, she's banging your best friend
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Things to know while on holiday in Turkey: Don't kiss the local girls
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(ABC Local)
 
 
 
North Carolina summer camp for children is revealed to have two convicted murderers on its staff, including a convicted child killer. That whirring sound you hear is all the helicopter parents throwing fits
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Thu June 27, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Your cat really can understand you, just thinks you are stupid
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Not News: Blind man robbed. Still Not News: Cyclist robbed of his bike. News: Blind Cyclist robbed of his bike
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Five ways to kick your soda habit. #6: Drink that whiskey straight up, Nancy
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
"LOL texting while on patrol in my motorcycle what u doin? LOL full uniform 2 Ready 2 arrest peeps LOL? BRB got 2 pull some 1 over BFF JILL #FML"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Two men arrested for hunting an alligator with a hook. Peter Pan unavailable for comment
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
If you anticipate needing something to relieve your dry lips in the middle of the night, make sure you stow the Super Glue someplace other than next to your bed
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(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this inventor's bright idea
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Dozens of bird-watchers rush to British island to see rare bird (last seen in UK in 1991). And they saw it, all right, as it got splattered by a wind turbine
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(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
Rep. Marsha Blackburn's office produces list: "TSA's 50 Most Dangerous Officers"
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Tear-jerking video of dog burying dead puppy was not compassion... it was food preparation
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Why did you embezzle five hundred thousand dollars? To pay off my previous employer who sued me for embezzlement
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What foods do you make to try and emulate a restaurant favorite? Other than the cheddar bay biscuits from a certain seafood place we're all TooFoodie(tm) to go to, of course
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Prosecution's star witness to Zimmerman defense attorney: "That's real retarded, sir"
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(Retraction Watch)
 
 
 
You might think that all your years of penis strangulation would make you an expert. You're wrong, because we found a guy who actually succeeded in strangling his penis
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(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Best songs to .... perform CPR to? Oddly enough, Another One Bites The Dust works
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Map showing the brand each State is famous for. Figures America's Wang is famous for its Hooters
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Want to fight the good fight? Buy one of these. Because seriously, f*ck patent trolls
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark on the Water - update for JoCo Cruise Crazy: Feb 23 - Mar 1, 2014
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ecuador, famous for exports of plaintains, cacao, tuna and grandes huevos
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Teen who entered an elementary school last week shirtless and bloody with sharpened sticks yelling "I want to murder someone" is allowed to return to the school the following week. Not surprisingly, some parents have a problem with this
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip. That started from this tropic port. Aboard this tiny ship
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The New York Daily news would like to remind women thinking about participating in the World naked Bike Ride Day festivities this Saturday, that women being topless in NYC is perfectly legal, they repeat, PERFECTLY LEGAL
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Horror movie grade mosquitoes have invaded the continental United States. Surrender your blood now
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
New bus driver made it more than halfway through his first shift before a house got in his way
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman repels home invasion with toy gun
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
All girl teen burglary ring gets sentenced to hard time, emphasis on hard
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man claims to have lived five years without food, says he gets all the nourishment he needs from light, wind and the "vibrations of God" ... and the occasional attention whore Slurpee
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(Bubblews)
 
 
 
Imagine some of the (Ice-Pops) funniest viral videos (Ice-Pops) from the last few (Ice-Pops) years were edited (Ice-Pops) to include a (Ice-Pops) subliminal message as part (Ice-Pops) of a guerilla (Ice-Pops) marketing campaign (Ice-Pops)
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Gettysburg just added another casualty
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
CIA Director issues memo cracking down on leaks to media. Memo promptly leaked to media
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you post "I'm going to go shoot up a school full of kids and eat their still beating hearts" on Facebook, the police will arrest and jail you, even if you add "lol, jk"
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Inside the epic, all-night, Goldman Sachs scavenger hunt that cost $270,000 for a single evening of play
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The death cart was told move along as Mandela's condition improved overnight from critical to "I'll die when I am good and ready biatches"
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(KMIR 6 Palm Springs)
 
 
 
People living in a community in the middle of the California desert are outraged about all the sand behind their homes
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(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
Man wins $50 bet to ride his motorcycle around while wearing nothing but half a foot in a shoe (with LMFAO video) Possibly Not safe for work
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate asks the question: Why are so many men wearing green pants this year? I mean, seriously, we've got like 10 pictures of guys in green pants. What gives?
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(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
There's a real brouhaha brewing over Justice Scalia's use of the term "argle-bargle" in opinion yesterday that could turn into a foo-fraw, or even become a full-fledged donnybrook
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(Treasure Coast News)
 
 
 
Funerals make me horny, baby
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Shape a Pop-Tart into a gun? Point your finger and say "Bang"? Bring a 3" plastic toy gun to school? That's a suspension and a mark on your record. Threaten to blow up the school? That's a...well, nothing, so long as you're the principal
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay hit with funnel clouds three days in a row. Mystery Monkey surrenders
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Japanese man sues nation's largest broadcaster because of encroaching English loan words. Sounds like someone's in deep toraburu
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
"Give me all your money...and your condom"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Tapir penis is almost as terrifying as echidna (Not safe for work, female tapirs)
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Damn, hawk. Why you gotta be all up in my grill?
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(Western Gazette (UK))
 
 
 
Phantom play park pooper haunting Somerset village. "We've had enough of this crap," say residents
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Bad: Calgary train bridge in danger of collapse. Far worse: Five fully loaded petroleum tanker cars are stuck on the bridge
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
It's one thing to turn on the TV and recognize your mom as the lead suspect in a bank robbery. It's another thing entirely to call the police and turn her in
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
You can pay smugglers thousands and walk across a hot desert to enter America, or simply hand over 200 egg rolls to the right immigration agent
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(UPI)
 
 
 
U.S. announces it will reduce use of chimps in government-funded research. Republican and Democratic national committees object, say it will limit the number of eligible candidates for regional and national elections
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(Philly Burbs)
 
 
 
If you're fighting with your wife, and end up chasing her car with yours, you might want to break off the chase when she turns into the parking lot of the local police station
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(Macomb Daily)
 
 
 
Getaway foiled by the sandman
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The NSA has nothing on your family, friends, coworkers, and acquaintances, who all are unintentionally conspiring together to give all your social networking information to virtually anyone who wants it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. The queen is getting a 5 percent raise, which will bump her salary up to almost 60 million USD. How'd your last performance review go?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
How to celebrate your divorce like a boss
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(Real Clear Science)
 
 
 
Teach creationism in schools? How would Star Trek: Deep Space Nine handle that question? Besides have Avery Brooks punch Q that is
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Mexican amusement park offers fake border crossing attraction. Owners are surprised at how many people want to see what it's like to sneak into a country that actually patrols their borders
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The Chinese manhole launch isn't as much fun as it sounds
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Want to know how Apple, Google, MasterCard and Chik-Fil-A responded to the SCOTUS making everyone get gay married? If so, you are probably a lonely person with too much time on your hands. But here it is anyway
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Taco Bell employee accused of groping customer's breasts, marks the first time the employee touched real meat
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Researchers may have solved oldest unsolved murder in Colonial America. Colonel Mustard last seen running for the border
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Only in Germany: supermarket sells male and female sausages
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Pole dancing is not sexy, and it "is a sport that requires true athletic ability", Argument complete with SFW pics
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Now that I'm free, YOU'RE ALL FIRED
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what a man, his dog and a minivan would look like if they crashed while hauling 50 gallons of paint? With photo goodness. All are OK, just different colors than they used to be
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
There can be only one...dumbass arrested for attacking his mother and a friend with a samurai sword
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Woman sues Monster energy drink over her son's death because she let him drink two cans of it a day for three years
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Member of Brevard grand jury knows the criminal justice system outside-in
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(Yandex.ru)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cartoon moment
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Grab your Skittles and Arizona iced tea; it's your Official George Zimmerman discussion thread, and today promises more key witnesses, more stupid jokes, and Zimmerman trying to figure out if he hired the right lawyers
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Michigan farmer with 8,000 pot plants gets probation. However, police balk at returning his scarecrow equipped with an AK-47
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Remember those 50,000 dead bees found in an Oregon parking lot? A memorial service is going to be held for them this Sunday
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Should have had the lasagna
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(The Province)
 
 
 
Why are Canadians so polite? The fact that you can be sued for hurting someone's feelings with your stand-up comedy act might have something to do with it
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Dairy Queen installs treadmill employee work stations in corporate headquarters: "it really helps you get through those more tedious tasks"
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(CF News 13)
 
 
 
Boy meets roommate. Boy lets roommate take naked pictures of him in place for rent. Boy moves out. Roommate tapes pics to grandmother's car. A classic Florida love story
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
As if being a Starbucks barista doesn't suck enough that you are one to begin with, now you must share your tips with shift supervisors
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Royal Australian Air Force runs clever recruiting advertisement, hiding recruitment phone number in complex mathematical problem. The "problem" being that it can't actually be solved
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The majority of American's don't know how to use a knife and fork, have table manners that make a drunk chimpanzee look civilized
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(WLOX Biloxi)
 
 
 
Homeless man cuts off penis, blames Busch
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 425: "Happiness Is". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed June 26, 2013
(Cracked)
 
 
 
A 30-second guide to how the gay marriage ruling affects You
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(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
Woman claims spider made her hit two people in parking lot. It must be true; I saw it on the web
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Assault knife attack in China, 36 dead
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stuff the Soviets did in the 1970s is causing big trouble today. Thanks, guys. Thanks a LOT
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(KHQ Spokane)
 
 
 
Believe it or not, stop signs are actually meant for non-motorized vehicles also
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Google's autofill feature gone bad
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass Florida Panther kitten born less than 6 months after its mother was released into the wild. Oh who am I kidding, this thing is ungodly cute
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Okay, folks, that's as far and as long as we can imagine thrusting through space ... So, let's pack it in
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Inventor of ADHD diagnosis claims on his deathbed it was entirely made up
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
25 police officers catch a smoking hot couple having sex in the park
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(MK Web)
 
 
 
So we're not allowed to 'Keep Britain Tidy' anymore because tidying up after ourselves is now seen by the Council as a health and safety risk
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(Appleton Post Crescent)
 
 
 
Fifth year of high school would give kids opportunities to be lazy little shiats for another year
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop Obama's Magic Time Machine in action
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As if New Jersey beachgoers didn't have enough unpleasantness to deal with, now they have to watch out for mines
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Budget buster: National Taxpayer Advocate calls for $1,000 'apology payments' to taxpayers abused by the IRS
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(KHQ Spokane)
 
 
 
What's worse than getting trapped in a park bathroom? Getting trapped in a park bathroom with two young boys and a howling chihuahua
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
8 million ways to die, 19th century style
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scalia's worst nightmare realized: Supreme Court ruling striking down DOMA immediately results in influx of bears into DC seeking federal benefts
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(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass ah hell these things are cute-ass snow leopard babies born at Boise zoo. squeeee
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
That clever JFK heist of $1.2 million probably consisted of ramming a crate with a forklift... and leaving behind $91.8 million
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Attention grandpas: if you want to successfully carjack someone, make sure to account for the time it'll take to load your walker
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
It's not good when the getaway vehicle has less power than the object being stolen
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(News Daily)
 
 
 
Ecuador tells US to send its position on Snowden in writing. No word if it will be delivered by drone
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Seems everyone knew Edward Snowden's name but the US government
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Mandela passes message through archbishop visiting him: "I'm not dead yet" Shush, you will be. You've got one foot in the grave. Ready to shuffle off this mortal coil. You're about to sing with the choir invisible. You'll soon be an *un*-president
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
The numbers of toddlers hospitalized for marijuana overdose is surging. It says something that not a single one of them has died from it yet
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Thai students hope that social media can help end college hazing. Boy, are they in for a disappointment
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
As much of a dick as Sheriff Arpaio is, at least he's willing to give pizza to any inmate who helps rescue a detention officer from an arrestee trying to bite her ear off
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Cheese tastes saltier when eaten from a knife rather than a fork; while white spoons make yoghurt taste better, experiments show. The study in the journal Flavour suggests the brain makes judgements on food even before it goes in the mouth
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"How to get more women (and men) to call themselves feminists." Selling it with sex is off the table, right? That leaves puppies and humor, if subby's recollection of Mad Men style marketing is correct
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(Salem News 2)
 
 
 
Authorities investigate outbreak of mass hysteria in Massachusetts school
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
The makers of Coors say they reuse and recycle 100 percent of their waste. That explains a lot
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Paula Deen breaks down in tears in Today show interview. Delicious, buttery tears
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(Slate)
 
 
 
What do Henry Heinz, Thomas Jefferson, Charles Lindbergh, and Steve Jobs all have in common? They were all insane
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(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
Man rescued after the concrete slab he was peeing on falls on him. Pete Townshend and Roger Daltrey suddenly realize how lucky they are
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(CBS News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Supreme Court rules everyone has a right to lose half their stuff
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Everyone knows that quitters never wi... okay, usually never win
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
You shared 30 songs online? That'll be $675K please
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
"'In Texas, we value all life," Gov. Perry said on the eve of the Texas' 500th execution
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sitting on the shoulders of a flood victim to deliver a news report? Some people have a problem with this
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Oil magnate Marc Rich, best known for his pardon by President Bill Clinton, dies at 78. No word if Mary Crosby killed him while he was showering
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you have a tavern that serves beer to bears, the speed limit is the least of your problems
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(IT World)
 
 
 
The computer from WarGames is for sale; the seller says it still smells "Brodericky"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"The driver of the Taurus sustained also died," and "Chris Kelly of the Major Accident Investigation Team is investigating this accident." I saw this accident, and I still can't figure out what happened from reading this article
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Round up the Pulitzer committee; we already have the 2013 news story of the year: 150 Different Words for 'Fart.'
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The human brain evolved to observe and mimic the behaviors of more successful people, which is why today we're all obsessed with what kind of car Terrell Owens drives
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Pope announces inquiry into Vatican Bank. Wasn't this the plot to Godfather 3? Oh shut up, you saw it and kinda liked it. You can't hide it forever
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Transformers explode under St. Louis. Methlabicus Prime will be missed by his trailer park wife
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Here's what happens to asylum-seekers who stay in airport limbo indefinitely
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
"We introduced poisonous snakes into a public swimming pool, That is not good policy and it's just not a good idea"
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
New trend expected to make upcoming Fark parties more Farkish than any before. Everybody remember to bring your alcohol pipes
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(Google)
 
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Aaron Hernandez gets taken into police custody before he could make it to the white Bronco
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
This is it folks, the moment you've all been waiting for. Will the SCOTUS swat down DOMA? Will they overturn Prop 8? Will Batman finally get a chance to marry Robin? This is your "SCOTUS rulings" thread. (Will start whenever Roberts says so)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Pigeon-headed pranksters photobomb Google Street View camera. Horse-headed man unimpressed
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(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
A review of Hardee's new "MAN OF STEEL" Super Bacon-Burger. "It tastes like I'm gonna get a heart attack. It's not super; It could be any regular day-old burger"
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Paula Deen proudly admits "I is what I is." So we can add butcher of the English language to that list too
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Your daily George Zimmerman trial thread. Link goes to live stream to begin at 9am EST, logical arguments and emotional counter arguments goes to the right
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Moose orgy project underway
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
"I started to choke it with my left hand and then it started to fall off and then it grabbed a hold of me right here. I started to choke it with both hands. Then it jumped up and got me on my hand and now I have four stitches there"
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this electrifying moment
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ bill that would double fines for drivers who don't move out of the left lane pits spiteful, self-entitled obstructionist hogs vs. reckless speed demons who think they're more important than everyone else
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Load of ice cream goes up in flames. Say, that's quite a trick
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(Bubblews)
 
 
 
Forget Twitter, InstaGram, Vine - even Facebook. There's this cool new site that's gonna EXPLODE. Check it out. It's called MySpace
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Writing on the sidewalks with chalk? Oh yeah, that's good for 13 yrs in PMITA prison
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Australian emigre reviews "Outback Steakhouse", angered over "Shrimp On The Barbie" cracks from the 80's, but then she boomerangs
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(NPR)
 
 
 
This just in: even chefs don't know how to tell fish apart
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Good news: Your state is well on its way to breaking a record. Bad news: It's for most children killed because their parents left them in a hot car
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Can't find your birth certificate? Did you check the place you committed your last robbery?
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(Roanoke Times)
 
 
 
When typing the word "Virginia" on anything public, it's wise to double-check your speling. Especially if it's for a college diploma
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
"It took nearly 30 officers to dispense the group of more than 200 teenagers, who responded to a social media posting encouraging people to gather at the mall for no reason"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Looking for the perfect car? You're in luck as hundreds of Chevys are going up for auction that were never titled and have less than 10 miles. Everything from a 1956 Chevrolet Cameo to Bel Airs, Corvairs and even a couple of Vegas
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
British postal worker enjoys leaving a wee special delivery on couple's doorstep
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study concludes the shape of a woman's head may predict the length of her relationships. (Findings to the left, tasteless jokes to the right)
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(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
Cop busts bikini barista for prostitution. Sorry, cop busted for bikini barista prostitution
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Google street view climbs the Burj Khalifa in Dubai for some stunning views
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Researchers study 18,000 hours of deep sea footage, find ocean seafloor is covered in trash
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
The only thing more embarrassing than owning a pair of Crocs is stealing a pair of Crocs and then wetting yourself after the police catch up with you
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
How do you ride a Segway without looking like a dweeb? Cross it with a Jet Ski and a tank
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wendy Davis is filibustering the Texas Senate to prevent the passage of a bill that will make abortion almost impossible for most women in her jurisdiction. She needs to keep talking. She needs your stories. Her aides are collecting them. GO
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this low-flying airplane
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
St. Louis, which has banned condoms since 1934, has the highest rate of chlamydia in the country
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Disneyland worker standing trial for repeatedly sexually assaulting an 11-year-old relative held on $1 million bail because it's a small girl after all
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(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Baaaaaad men kidnap little girl's goats she was going to show for 4H
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
If you like to shoot your gun randomly in the neighborhood and your nickname is 'Champ', the police would like to have a word with you about the woman who was hit in the head with one of your bullets
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(TED)
 
 
 
Forget the NSA snooping your emails. These people can reproduce your portrait from a single hair
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Not news: An article about traveling to California's mountain, beach, and wine country. Fark: An article about traveling to Arizona's mountain, beach, and wine country
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
A TSUNAMI HAS HIT THE EAST COAST OF THE US*. SWIM FOR YOUR LIVES. *Two weeks ago and hardly anyone noticed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Calgary power outages may last months, and now the floodwaters are moving towards Canada's biggest nitrogen-fertilizer plant in Medicine Hat
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Little girl asks if she can have some fruits or vegetables for lunch instead of processed crap, quickly gets referred to the nurse's office
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bearded silhouette
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Arizona fire department responds to urgent call of a squirrel fighting a sna