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Sun June 23, 2013
(BBC)
 
 
 
The babies in Spain stay mainly in the drain
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The book is 240 pages long, is written in an unknown alphabet and features mysterious pictures of unknown plants, astronomical images and naked women bathing (Safe for work)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Nelson Mandela's condition downgraded to critical
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(WWL)
 
 
 
Off-duty cop pulls over erratic, speeding driver...who turns out to be a fellow off-duty cop. Hilarity does *not* ensue. (With dash-cam video.)
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(Russia & India Report)
 
 
 
Russian bridge suddenly disappears due to: A) floods. B) structural weakness. C) theft
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Owners of Welsh pub in NYC fined $2,500 for race discrimination after posting ads for bartenders with knowledge of British culture. HOW DARE THEY FIND SOMEONE TO HELP THEM SUCCEED
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: a coat, a moat, and a stoat
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mayor Nenshi of flooded city of Calgary regrets that he can't invoke the Darwin Law for the asshat canoeists joyriding the raging Bow river. Tag is for the Nensh
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Neil deGrasse Tyson rages against the 'super moon'. Looks like we got a badass over here
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Nik Wallenda confident ahead of high wire act. Grand Canyon and Darwin looking pretty confident too
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(eHow)
 
 
 
How to write a check for $1000.00
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Woman who had a nose job is suing her nose job surgeon for $23 million because thanks to his nose job surgery website everyone now knows that she had a nose job. Nose job
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Rejoice, people. Twinkies will hit the shelves again on July 15
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Martha Stewart says she can roll a perfect joint, crochet a wonderful bong cozy
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Waterbeds for cows. What's next, scented candles, black lights and platform hooves?
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(Augusta Chronicle)
 
 
 
Georgia sheriff says you're guilty of speeding if you exceed what the officer thinks the speed limit is, even if he's wrong
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Photoshop a low profile terrorist plot that NSA eavesdropping prevented
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Murderer on the run for fifteen years found hiding out in British prison
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Overpriced: $42 for case of 24. FARK: Of water. Uber FARK: During a flooding crisis
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
OH MY GOD.... she touched it. O_o (Some Not safe for work images on page)
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
Police department can't bear to let its 20 year old drug collection be destroyed
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Is television a human right?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
English bulldog hangs 18 to victory in dog surfing contest. All he wants are some tasty waves, cool buds, and steak
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
As new details (and emails) continue to emerge, the Michael Hastings "accidental" death is looking a lot less accidental and a lot more like a bad Hollywood plot
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(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Fire truck at fire station may have started fire in fire station. Fire
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York City's wealthiest still have what it takes to keep socialist bike-sharing programs out of their neighborhoods. God bless America
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Girl accused of cheating in baby competition by wearing an "Annette Funicello" wig. To be fair to the mother, the kid does look better in the wig
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
The mountain is Chewbacca. Your argument is invalid
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(Metro)
 
 
 
To pun, or not to pun, that is the pun. By the way, this post is about puns
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: If rock stars were politicians
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Experiments with "hairy tights" end pretty much just how you'd expect. The Sun is hair, er, there
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
"CHILD PORN: Police Searching For Victims." Wait, maybe we phrased that wrong
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(Time)
 
 
 
It's official: Americans are, by and large, dog people. Eighteen percent claim to be dinosaur people, but they might want to rethink that
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Why plants don't talk back: they're too busy working out math problems. Spiffy bonus: girl talk puts two inches on a tomato plant
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Spend $50,000 earning your liberal arts degree or buy this home made art diploma, which is just as useful
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(UPI)
 
 
 
When you gotta go, you gotta go in the toll booth of the Holland Tunnel
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Man blames JFK rubbing his head as a child for baldness. He's still better off than Marilyn Monroe
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Snowden continues his tour of freedom loving countries
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Soon you will be required to have your dog wear a helmet when in your car
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Cops track down large stuffed bear stolen from store. Police spokeswoman: "The bear has not shared any information about what happened to him during the incident." (i.e, bear false witness)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
More and more people are eating foliage they find near their picnic spots and backyards instead of doing the sensible thing and going to the grocery store
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Four thousand-year-old statue starts turning around in a perfect circle inside its glass case -- prompting fears an ancient angry spirit could be fighting to get out. Well, yeah, that's one way to spin it
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
No matter how tired you are or how soft and comfortable they look, railroad tracks are no place to take a nap
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Terrorists storm hotel and kill ten tourists in northern Pakistan. In other news, there were ten people on the planet who considered it a good idea to vacation in northern Pakistan
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's FARK ready headline: 'I need money for weed' panhandler stabs his rival who holds an 'I need money for beer' sign in Times Square... and the whole thing was witnessed by Alien and Predator
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"I am sorry that it has come to this." One of the 22-a-day's letter
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Sat June 22, 2013
(The Republic)
 
 
 
Remember the great squirrel stampede of 1822
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DC's Metro threatens man with "arrest, fines and imprisonment" for A) riding nude, B) preaching about end times via megaphone, or C) weeding, watering, or otherwise tending some flowers he planted at a station entrance
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(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Police to family after shooting family's dog: Just buy another one
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Cute 29-year-old teacher arrested for sex with student, gets confronted by news crew, runs (w/video)
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Man waiting for LeBron James sneakers steps out of line, shoots robber and returns to his place in line. "I salute the homie that did that"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Girl writes letter explaining in painful detail why she is dumping her boyfriend
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(CF News 13)
 
 
 
Grease-covered burglar gets stuck in convenience store window trying to escape, tells responding officer he has to poop
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Man destroys yellow jacket nest with millions of bees. How he trained millions of bees to attack yellow jackets is a trade secret
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(WMBF Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
$1.4 million in whiskey stolen. Future Fark party to be announced soon
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: If politicians were rock stars
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Europeans vs. Americans: Europeans are better looking, more fit, better educated, more cultured, better drivers, better at languages (including English), and don't shoot each other as much. And now it turns out they have better DVRs, too. DAMNIT
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The audio "expert" who claims it was Trayvon and not Zimmerman screaming for help on the 911 tape will not be allowed to testify at trial
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
It's not a bird, it's not a plane... it's the Supermoon and it will 'wow' you Sunday morning
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(Baltimore Brew)
 
 
 
Dollar General clerk goes Full Jedi on robber: "I said 'you don't want to do this' and I said it three times"
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(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Sifting through the ruins of your home destroyed in a wildfire? Have an outstanding traffic warrant? You're under arrest
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Christian school releases pamphlet with 101 things students can do instead of having sex, such as blowing bubbles. Bubbles said to be thrilled
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Old and busted: pulling a bus with your teeth to break strongman record. New hotness: pulling an Airbus with your teeth to break strongman record
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Why are most people so lazy with their signature? They start the first letter out, and then just scribble after that, and it is not readable. You can't identify whose signature belongs to who. What is with all the scribblers?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
He's really smart, he comes when called, he's very affectionate and he likes to sleep with us. It's Gary - the 8-stone giant capybara , the coolest rodent in the world
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good News: It's a beautiful weekend for a bbq. Bad News: The Hanford nuclear site is leaking. Enjoy your hotdog
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Not News: Historian has three published books out. Holy FARK: He is 15 years old
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lugged line
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
WW II era Mickey Mouse gas mask was designed to make wearing protection from chemical warfare a child's game, induce life-changing nightmares
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Someone from The Des Moines register showed up at last night's Fark Party, writes about it
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Today's "married mother of three accused of giving a very special education to one of her special education students" comes to us from Corona, California
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(WHIO-TV Dayton)
 
 
 
Biplane crash at Dayton Vectren Airshow, Wingwalker on wing when it crashed, Developing
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Is there anyone who doesn't like 'boy biscuits'?
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
While Craigslist doesn't have a problem with you selling an antique coffin with a skeleton inside, turns out that police do
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(KATU)
 
 
 
"Concerned Citizen" arrested after making traffic stop. Evidently you need to be a cop of something...who knew?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Not news: Idaho company making bullets. Fark: Pork coated bullets
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
World's ugliest dog named, shamed and given $1500 at the 25th annual ugly dog awards
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Food Network says they didn't fire Paula Deen over her racist remarks, they fired her because her PR team did a shiat job at damage control
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when the cops bust your suburban home's meth lab and they leave you handcuffed on the front lawn wearing the white coveralls of shame while the neighbors and news media take pictures?
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Napa city councilman is asking for your help with his 30 ton erection
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
News crew doing interview about shoplifter who stuffed eggs down his pants captures video of the capture of man who stuffed eggs down his pants. Wait, grocery stores have handcuffs?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Meet Ruby, the dog who can play poker. Take THAT, Caturday freaks
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(KFYR Bismarck)
 
 
 
In case you needed one more reason to stay away, technically it's illegal to serve beer and pretzels simultaneously in North Dakota
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A look at what happens to Olympic cities after the Olympics are over
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Remember in high school how they always said once you grow up and enter the real world and get a real job, looks don't really matter? They were wrong
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman sets up online porn site for teenagers so they can stop learning about sex from online porn sites. Wait...WHAT?
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bevy of barrels
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Thirteen years into the 21st century and men-only gardening clubs are growing like weeds
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(Catster)
 
 
 
Kittens come and kittens go, but disabled den mother Virginia remains at the shelter, waiting patiently in her little pink walker for another litter to care for. Welcome to a very dusty edition of Caturday
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
The Greenpeace booklet that sparked a major McDonald's libel suit was written by a police infiltrator. Conspiracy theorists still having best year EVER
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Couple orders ties from Banana Republic, gets sent confidential employee data instead
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(Corante)
 
 
 
Chemist calmly explains why BuzzFeed article on chemicals in processed food is completely full of shiat
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(UPI)
 
 
 
The terrorists *cough* have *cough cough* already won *wheeze*
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(Ozarks First)
 
 
 
Let me introduce you to 2013's mother of the year Diane Staudte, who poisoned her husband because she didn't like him, her son because he was worse than the huband, & her daughter because she wouldn't get a job
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Amazing cross-section photos of ammunition from WWII
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(UPI)
 
 
 
25,000 bees found dead in parking lot. Some people will do anything for free bees
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So "Poodle Cats" are a thing
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Fri June 21, 2013
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Starbucks is raising prices but will still misspell your name on your cup
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"If you're a geologist who works with rocks, you've probably licked a lot of rocks," she said
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(Stone Brewing)
 
 
 
Drew + Wil + Stone Brewery = HopCon. Let the geekiness commence
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Four people feared dead as Alberta flood stories continue to pour in
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Walmart caters to bachelors by offering meat and taters in single easy open sack
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(Sky News)
 
 
 
Dear Easy Jet, the little girl with a tiny scratch on her face has been cleared to board the flight back home. Signed, Doctor Farking Obvious
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After shunning the pleas of his friends, man accidentallies himself with 175 foot cliff dive. Alcohol may have been a factor
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this studio scene setup
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(BroBible)
 
 
 
Father of the year (hell, maybe decade) rents out movie theatre so his 13 year old son and friends could play video games on the big screen. $300 for 5 hours with unlimited popcorn & pizza
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(WWL)
 
NewsFlash
 
Feds to charge NSA leaker with leaking
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(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
Community pitches in with fundraiser when cops discover elderly woman couldn't afford husband's funeral expense, buries him in their backyard
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
So you went to your big name university and got a real degree while this woman went to a for profit school and got $13m
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Best Buy recalls MacBook Pro batteries for "catching fire" and "burning customers"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Time for the Fark Quiz? Yes yes yes
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
July is "Ex-Gay Pride Month"
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(Automotive News)
 
 
 
Date to require mandatory back-up cameras on vehicles delayed. Hindsight is 20/15
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Report: "Montana tribal leaders held illegal hunts for musicians." Now, I'm not clear on what constitutes a legal hunt for musicians, but when they sort it out I'd like to bag a Justin Bieber during bowhunting season
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tiny toy in Tokyo
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2013-06-09 to Sat 2013-06-15
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
It may be worth doing a Google search on your fiance before getting married after a quick romance
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So, this summer, I think we're going to go to the Land of Those Who Speak Normally to catch a Stink Onions Cubs game
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
"If your name is Cody and you are awesome, police would like a word with you"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sad chocolate bar is sad
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Monogamy is unnatural -- which is why God gave us two hands
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
While writing tickets in Texas, police officers should beware of back-seat monkeys. With video
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"We know the first thing we'd be worried about after an anthrax attack is our home values"
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(CultureMap)
 
 
 
Dallas DB bar with dog park does a fantastic job of winning over locals by banning dogs
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Oklahoma tornado victims being diagnosed with deadly 'tornado cough,' similar to health effects of 9/11 survivors
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Fark.....I present to you......*kneels* ......The Chocolate-Dipped Coffee Ice Cream Glazed Doughnut Sandwiches....(burrrppp)
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The next time someone complains that you have your mind in the gutter, just point out this guy
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A handy mapping of 'Bro' attributes includes 'Jockish', 'Dudely', 'Stoner-ish', and 'Preppy'. 'Overbearing Douche that Needs a Cockpunch' suspiciously absent
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Who used what to assault in this week's Friday Photo Fun? Contest ends 6:00pm EST
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New exhibit at the Creation Museum: "Here There Be Dragons"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
War comic featuring heroic tales of British troops fighting Germans to move printing offices to Germany, following what had to be the most awkward business meeting ever
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Couple holding their wedding at a zoo get the perfect "and then the happy couple died a horrible screaming death, The end" picture for their wedding album when a tiger photobombs one of their shots
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Whiny, self entitled "millennials" who wasted their time and put themselves in crushing debt chasing useless degrees STILL complaining about lack of jobs in their chosen fields... like nursing, law, teaching, etc
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's not every day you get to add a bottle of voodoo to your collection
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Usually it's the playground bully who takes your lunch money, not your teachers
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Background investigation firm: We have some concerns about the resume and background of this James Snowden guy. Booz Allen: Nah, he seems legit, lets give him an uber-top secret clearance and a six-figure job anyway
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(News Daily)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin calls off planned exhibition of Angela Merkel's booty
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(BBC)
 
 
 
'Alert: your mother has exceeded 30 mph'
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Silver bullets kill bacteria, not werewolves. Well, maybe if they're really tiny werewolves I guess
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Wiley book salesman arrested for theft of $2.8 millon worth of textbooks. Authorities say they've recovered all 10 of them
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Being the principal's son at a Colorado high school can really hurt you in the end
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
America's newest outrage: Third-hand smoke
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
20,000 "druids" gather at Stonehenge to mark the Summer Solstice, decry the lack of other, more conveniently located henges to gather at
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
UFO numbers are about to explode - EVERYBODY PANIC
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It sounds eerily like Germany in the 30's: a charismatic leader mixes nationalism with calls for attacks on business and even lynchings of a persecuted religious minority, except in this case the minority are Muslims and the leader is a Buddhist monk
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
American of Pakistani descent racially profiled and unjustly accused of being a terrorist... in Pakistan
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Step 1. Post a bikini pic to Facebook, with no privacy settings. Step 2. Be used as an example of how posting pictures on the internet never go away. Step 3. Sue for $2 million dollars. Once it's there it's there to stay
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Britain's MoD closed their UFO desk in 2009 because of a vast government conspiracy to keep taxpayer money flowing to useful programs
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
What song would you want played at your funeral?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Good: Realizing you're too drunk to drive. Bad: Getting a seven-year-old boy to drive you home at 3:00 am
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Twenty year-old woman arrested for driving drunk while pantsless
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Today's police search where cops ask a cute chick to take off her bra and shake her rack brought to you by Lakeland
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The top five regrets of the dying. #2 doesn't apply to winners of Fark's Weekly Quiz
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(CNN)
 
 
 
American teen lost in hike up active volcano in Ecuador. Father mystified, saying "it's not a dangerous place", admits his son had been diagnosed with a "brain cloud" Latest: Locals urge Obama to send in troops
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"We want fairness. There is no fairness if you do not let us cheat"
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
FAA to allow the flying public to crash the aircraft with their iPads
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The next use of the hyperspectral technology used to find bin Laden will be a piece of cake
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
These American food products are banned in other countries for using too many chemicals. Wait, fruit loops isn't made with real fruit?
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Obama administration rushing to implement 'insider threat program' which makes anybody talking to news outlets guilty of espiona...BRB, somebody's at the window
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(io9)
 
 
 
Pics of abandoned theme parks...in the day. Old Man Smithers won't let you come around at night
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Hey, where the white women at?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Tennessee Department of Environment and Conservation would like residents to know that complaining about water quality is an act of terrorism
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Sailor walks out of court arm-in-arm with wife who allegedly plotted with teen lover to kill him. Dude has been stuck on a ship waaaaay too long
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(This is Total Essex)
 
 
 
Charity skinny dip canceled over fears it would be a chunky dunk
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man dressed up as Iron Man robs bank, because who would expect a drunken, alcoholic, Vietnam War-scarred technological genius to pull off a bank heist
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
An early St Jean Baptiste celebration is considered a dull affair without at least two deaths
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I haven't seen Canadians this wet since last night with your mother, Trebek
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
US Navy: Cap'n Crunch is not in fact, a Navy Captain, because he hasn't: (a) run his ship aground; (b) sexually assaulted a junior sailor; or (c) did (a) during (b)
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Guy tells judge he'd rather go to jail than stop drinking for two years. His crime? "He got naked, knocked over portable toilets, peed on his hands and proceeded to fling his pee on Australian park rangers"
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
While it's great that stores keep security footage on a hard drive, it's less so when thieves abscond with said hard drive as part of the robbery
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(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
Remember that stuffed bear stolen from the front of a Boulder store? It's just been sighted on a "missed connection" Craigslist ad
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"The time has come for American men to get over their fear of wearing Speedos." Uh, how about no
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
You can pay two people to have sex on camera and that's film-making, but you can't open a business to sell to people the opportunity to fund and star in their own porn film, that's prostitution
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If your plan for surviving a tsunami is to outrun it, you might want to come up with another plan
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Even with frickin' lasers the US failed to achieve victory in Vietnam
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Women kicked out of McDonalds for getting busy in the bathroom, told to go to Burger King if they want to do that kind of thing
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Samuel Phineas Upham spends $300,000 on reputation management services to hide his criminal charges from search engines. That's SAMUEL PHINEAS UPHAM, aka PHIN UPHAM
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The good news is doctors were able to successfully remove a man's 140-pound testicles. The bad news is the operation left him with a one-inch penis
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
You know that nightmare fuelling python that was opening doors? It might have escaped
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Fark, I bring you... "The Prancing Elites"..... Alabama's all-male and absolutely *fierce* cheerleading squad. You're welcome
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(Bubblews)
 
 
 
The best video of some Chinese workers banding together to catch a little girl falling out of a fourth floor window you'll see all day. Or ever
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Albertans not amused with new Google Doodle
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this plowing pair
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Des Moines, Iowa Fark Party June 21 - now with more Drew in attendance
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Are you trying to tell me that Mad Max *isn't* an American?
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(AP)
 
 
 
Ten trillion residents of Brazil storm the streets in protest
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Subby lives 22 stories up but the flooding in Calgary is the definition of shiat getting real. Also drinking
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
School finally figures out that if a kid can sit in a wheelchair, he can also sit on a bench
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you're going to break glass and burglarize a store, make certain you don't leave a trail of blood and lead police directly back to you
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Snake charmer dies after being bitten by viper during event aimed at helping audiences overcome their fear of snakes
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
No matter how soft and inviting they look like on the outside, the inside of a dumpster is never a good place to take a nap
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♫ The best part of waking up, is butter in your cup ♫
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Protip: If you enjoy base jumping off buildings without permission, Chicago's finest would like a word with you
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
U.S. Marine nurses orphan bunnies back to health after rescuing them from military barracks. D'awwwww
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Oh dude, that really sucks. My bad
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(WAOW Wausau)
 
 
 
Man plans a gay pride parade, doesn't bother to tell the rest of the local gay community about it. Hilarity ensues
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Hi, do you have the number for the internet?" "No, the internet is now broken" (Not safe for work images)
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(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
Gym employee's 2-year-old daughter has to be at the ER in 26 minutes, after getting her finger amputated in a weight machine
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Looking for weed? Try flagging down a U.S. Fish and Wildlife truck
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Thu June 20, 2013
(CF News 13)
 
 
 
Real estate turnover is good, except when it's on I-95
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Remember how your dad used to drive you to the toy store, dressed as a woman, with prosthetic breasts, but naked from the waist down, high on meth, with a big bottle of urine on the floor, and crash into three other cars? Good times, good times
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
"They got into an argument about chicken. All of us turned around and all we saw was blood just dripping from my little brother, and he fell to the ground"
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(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Beware the vampire catfish
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(CBC)
 
 
 
New Canadian law makes wearing a mask at a protest a crime punishable by up to ten years in a very polite prison
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(ImageShack)
 
 
 
Photoshop this groovy chair pair
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
There's never really a "good" time to throw a knife at someone, but doing it while a police officer is trying to stop you from cutting yourself is never a good idea. Oh, and knives being thrown at police trifecta in play
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Rottweiler rescues Chihuahua from coyote attack. I can haz Cursday?
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
HOO BOY, Paula Deen's reps buttering up the ole "no big deal she's racist because she's old" defense
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
How one man's tweet got him vaguely threatened by Donald Trump on Twitter
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
It turns out "Catch & Release" has a totally different meaning in Peru as a woman catches her husband with his mistress and releases the mistress....over a cliff
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dotcom Massacre: I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear a whole lot of porn has been deleted
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(BBC)
 
 
 
You've got to question the journalistic standards of the Daily Mail when it can't even do an exposé on psychics without libelling one to the tune of £125,000
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Pressing American issue worth $30 billion: A) Alternate energy, B) Better food-safety inspection, C) Balloon tower border defense, now with surveillance drones, to keep those Mexican balloons out
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(CBC)
 
 
 
One in eight bird species in danger of extinction, tasty if fried in a little butter or olive oil
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(Epicurious)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Grilling. Direct or indirect heat, dry rub or slathered in sauce, smoked with wood chips, soaked cedar planks, whatever: it is time to revisit a FoodThreadFavorite. Break out those recipes.. or just snark about the 'right way'
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(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
There's never really a "good" time to throw a knife at someone, but doing it while a police officer is speaking with your intended target is definitely not recommended
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(Big Picture)
 
 
 
Photoshop these posers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The International House of Pancakes didn't actually become international until the 2012 opening of a Dubai-based franchise. EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS A LIE
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(Crawley News)
 
 
 
Man admits Marks & Spencer sock theft spree
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(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules that corporations can effectively immunize themselves from anti-trust laws by using their power to force smaller entities they do business with to sign agreements that make it impossible for them to sue for anti-trust
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Fire destroys firetruck factory
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
The 92-year-old war vet has been evicted from the house he built because his daughter rejected his offer to buy the house above market value
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Yellowstone visitors warned to wash hands, or risk recreating Old Faithful
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Singapore official tells people engulfed in "unhealthy" and "hazardous" week-long haze storm to "stop being children"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you had Flint, Michigan down as the most violent city in America come on down for your prize, a bus ticket to get the hell out of Flint, Michigan
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Two high school girls have service dogs to monitor medical conditions, so naturally, they were going to dress them in graduation garb as they crossed the stage. Principal Douchey McKilljoy had different plans, however
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Newsstand opens to sell obscure zines and some vinyl albums by bands like The Dogwhistles. You've probably never heard of them before
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
'First, ve tease ze hair, second ve place a lovely part down ze middle . . . hush now, betsy, you ungrateful cow, stop moving about vhile I get ze blowdryer'
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
School determines that it's probably a good idea not to suspend a hearing-impaired girl for using sign language
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Food critic demolishes upscale chain of Polish-Italian restaurants that has recently arrived in America. "'This is like Olive Garden,' I say to a friend...and found myself eating my words." It's far worse
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
In today's web, it's not enough to troll just in English
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
World's largest doomsday shelter to open in Kansas. The term 'doomsday' refers to how it would feel to be trapped underground in Kansas with 5,000 locals in 1,500 RVs for an indeterminate length of time
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(Newser)
 
 
 
At least your landlords aren't these people
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(BBC)
 
 
 
'Sheep-eating' plant about to bloom after fifteen years of being carefully cultivated, instead of perhaps being burned with a flamethrower because it's a giant plant that EATS SHEEP
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(HyperVocal)
 
 
 
All the feels, because all the sounds
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Edward Snowden - Government false flag stooge or UFO something or another
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(Surfrider Foundation)
 
 
 
It's International Surfing Day. Go to the beach. Seriously, here's a sick note to give to your boss if you need it
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Man arrested for killing old lady as part of a plot to kill Obama, and who drank cough syrup stolen from Wal-Mart while praying to Lucifer to give him the courage to kill complains that he is being misrepresented as "some kind of monster"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Good: You're a deputy sheriff and you're on you way to a job. Bad: You're in uniform and you slam your patrol car into another patrol car. Really bad: You're busted for DUI
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(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
Cool: Waking up next to the hot chick you picked up at a bar. Creepy: Waking up next to a drunk guy you didn't meet at a bar
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(Western Gazette (UK))
 
 
 
Woman burns stepladder in act of revenge after it stabs her. That'll teach it
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(Network World)
 
 
 
AG wants to autocomplete the war on drugs
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
In addition to the NSA recording all of your phone calls and emails, the FBI is videotaping your from the sky. Your proctologist has not been implicated in the spying scandal. Yet
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australia finds a way to deal with parents who won't vaccinate their kids; make the parents look after the little plague bearers
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Russia: You say we're bad with this human trafficking? I CUT YOU. You want bride? I sell you bride? What color hair you want? Blonde? Black? Blonde? We make her blonde, ya? Come inside, we talk numbers
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Descendants of girls who wrote 97-year old message in a bottle found: "There's the old-school way of doing a text message"
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Extradited child-sex offender rides Virgin on his way to justice
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(UPI)
 
 
 
So, did you hear the one about the drunken Polish dentist?
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(World Review)
 
 
 
The Syrian civil war is now an international proxy war. No-one holds all the cards, but it is clear that the West no longer runs the game
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(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when the police happen by just as you're rolling a stolen safe across the parking lot
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Barry heading towards Mexico. Sterling Archer and the rest of ISIS on high alert
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man arrested after robbing a store with a clear plastic bag on his head. Yes drugs and alcohol were involved, why do you ask?
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Don't ruin a perfectly good day at the beach by bringing along your pet alligator with painted pink toenails and invite little kids to pet it and step on its back
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(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Special needs baseball field to be built now they have the window problem licked
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(Surrey Mirror)
 
 
 
Planning council evicts tenant from residence. Which sucks when the tenant is only five years old
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Mother of the year leaves 2-year-old and 6-month-old chained and padlocked inside a flea-infested camper while she goes out to buy beer
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(UPI)
 
 
 
News: Burglar breaks into home, finds someone there. Fark: A hanging body from a suicide
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The next time you're about to chomp down on a delectably salty bite of guacamole, just remember 'avocado' is Aztec for 'testicles'
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington DC's newest strip club will not be allowed to offer VIP sections or nude table dances. Well, what the fark's the point, then?
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
These days we're all looking for ways to cut corners so we can make ends meet. But that doesn't mean it's legal to bury your husband in the backyard because you don't want to pay for a cemetery plot
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Things aren't all bad for Syrian rebels, they just re-captured a bunch of burned out bricks, so they've got that going for them. Which is nice
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(The former Exodus International)
 
 
 
Exodus International to the LGBT community: I'm sorry. This will never happen again
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
News: FBI arrests two men for plotting to kill Obama. Fark: With a death ray
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(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
First they came for the fiberglass pig, and I said nothing because I did not own a fiberglass pig. Then they came for the life-size tigers, and I said nothing because I did not own life-size tigers
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(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Photoshop a more politically correct nickname and logo for the Washington Redskins
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
On second thought, maybe it was culturally insensitive to pose for a picture wearing a fake sombrero and mustache while standing in a taco
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(Central Somerset Gazette)
 
 
 
Man in penis costume attacked. Woman dressed as vagina tries to calm situation down. Just another day
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man treats his ex-wife to a cruise, goes a little overboard
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Inactivated USS Enterprise heads to the shipyard for the final time, where nuclear fuel, Spock's body will be removed from her reactors
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
To be fair, God never specifically said "Thou shalt not use My words to set a motorized vehicle on fire"
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
In the event you're ever in need of an organ, you may need to send to thank you cards. One to the donor, and another to Facebook
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
150 Years of Misunderstanding the Civil War
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Study suggests children given antibiotics before their first birthday could be at a much greater risk of developing eczema, but experts warn against making any rash decisions
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How a used bottle becomes a new bottle in six animated gifs
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Old and busted: SARS. New inflammatory hotness: MERS
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ten national parks you didn't know existed, but you do now. (Slideshow alert)
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
To appeal to foodie wannabes, fast food chains and industrial food suppliers are engineering new generation of "rustic" pizzas and "hand-sliced" ham, lab-crafted, distressed and machine-cut to look homemade
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Company claims people can 'sniff' themselves thin with a perfume that suppresses appetite. Subby wonders if perchance that 'perfume' dries to a white powder
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
The cofounder of the Minutemen border patrol group has been arrested for child molestation
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 424: "Psychedelics". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed June 19, 2013
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What to do with billions of dollars of taxpayer-paid military equipment in Afghanistan? Pentagon to scrap it, shred it, or just leave it there
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Town considers building glass-enclosed area for alcoholics and drug users to socialize -- much like a Greyhound bus terminal
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
TV weatherman's ex-wife forecasts scratched scrotum with blood drizzling
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This week's superhot, must-have fashion accessory: Home Depot shopping bags
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(National Post)
 
 
 
"People are just thrilled by concrete ping-pong tables in Toronto parks" says Toronto city councillor. "This is why we pay taxes"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Last year, healthcare costs fell for the first time in forty years. THANKS OBAMA
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Protip: If you have to rush out for an emergency don't leave a pot of grease cooking on the stove. Especially if you are a firefighter
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this female's flop
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(TMZ)
 
NewsFlash
 
James Gandolfini found de
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Why Yahoo's plan to release email addresses is really, really bad
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Oops. Amazon may have just accidentally revealed the location of one of the CIA's data centers
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Man who threw spear at passing car looks exactly the way you think he does. With mugshot goodness
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
After an unwatched stove sparks a fire that burns down a house, naturally the fire marshal blames the legal medical marijuana growing in another part of the house
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(BBC)
 
 
 
If creative dog grooming is not a crime, then this slideshow is proof that it should be
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
News: Father and son pimps acquitted. Fark: After prostitutes come to their defense saying they were good pimps and that everyone is living the good life
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(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
FBI busts a "domestic terrorist" and alleged KKK member for plotting to build an atomic death ray that he was going to sell to the Israelis so it could be used on Muslims. The only flaws in his plan were that a) he's an idiot b) there's no such thing
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Torre looks up, gets under it, reaches out, makes the catch and gets the save
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Ugly-assed baby liliger born in Russian zoo, for its skills in magic
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
"I'm trying to dry off my car, eh" is probably not the best answer to why you were doing 112mph
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"I'm not sure if it's the first wedding you have been to, but for your next wedding people give envelopes. I lost out on $200 covering you and your dates plate and got fluffy whip and sour patch kids in return"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Pomeranian pair
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If your pet could talk, what would it say?
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Paraplegic castrated. What a dick move
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Caption Obama's sweet, sweet words to Angela Merkel
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
The coffee shop's sign said "Drive Thru," so she did
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Is this elderly woman's citizenship in jeopardy because she a.) committed a violent crime, b.) is a renowned drug dealer or c.) doesn't believe in God?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Judge: "Defendant, you are hereby ordered to never again appear naked in public. And stop taking your clothes off while I'm talking to you, jeez"
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(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Easily Misinterpreted Headline of the Day: "Paddling creates sense of oneness with nature"
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
HOO BOY, Paula Deen done buttered herself into a corner
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
College Professor quits College because College Kids act like College Kids. COLLEGE
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Why we don't believe science. Here comes the science
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(TPNN)
 
 
 
Go home, Santa Claus, you're drunk
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(Daily Finance)
 
 
 
Not news: running out of toilet paper. Fark: on a flight from London to San Francisco
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
339 gallons of moonshine, 18 weapons seized form ranch. With pics of what the first round at a Fark party looks like
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Proposed peace talks with Taliban already running as well as can be expected
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(Time)
 
 
 
What starts with a B, ends with a J, and has come down in price 75% in Germany?
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Sales of refrigerators booming in Best Korea. Sadly, there is no food to put in them nor power to run them on. Solution: expensive bookshelves
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"When did everyone born after 1980 decide that "No problem" was interchangeable with "You're welcome"? Who spread that virus? The Taliban?"
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(The Week)
 
 
 
In the past 20 years FBI agents have shot 150 suspects, and, amazingly every single shooting was absolutely and completely justified according to rigorous post shooting investigations conducted by the FBI
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"I don't trust Obama," says Afghan drone victim pictured standing in front of damage that must total at least 2 or 3 dollars
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
FBI investigators still trying to dig up Jimmy Hoffa. I bet he will be in the last place they look
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Here's the deal, son: I want you to spend 60 days in jail and really think about the two people you just killed
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
A fire hydrant landed down the block. A row of bikes, a large tree and a street sign down. Outdoor refrigerator cases overturned. Just another Wednesday morning in Manhattan
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Renowned expert accepts entry level position as executive director of lobbying for the Family Research Council, clown car division
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Housekeeper: "Here's a video I secretly recorded of me having sex with a Waffle House executive. I want to sue him for forcing me to have sex with him." Judge: "Um.. you do know it's illegal to make sex tapes without consent right?"
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(SILive)
 
 
 
The suspect was described as being between 5ft 5in and 5ft 9in, wearing pants. If you think you spotted the suspect, DO NOT give any further descriptions to the NYPD
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Virginia woman gets into cab, confronts terror, barely manages to survive by calling 911. "Oh, he is Muslim, so I'm a little afraid. I have some Muslim guy, which I am very scared, who is our taxi driver, who's pulled over, and I'm afraid"
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
When playing hide and seek from the cops, it turns out an ottoman with a glass of chocolate milk on top isn't as clever as one would think
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
A brazilian Brazilians wax angry at their government. Government said to be in a hairy situation. This is not a rip off from another story
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
It's summertime, so please remember your dog is at risk of dying of heat stroke if you leave it in the car, Officer Dumbass
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Google files First Amendment suit against NSA for the right to disclose information about NSA spy program
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(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Climate talks change from curbing CO2 to old adage: If you can't stop it, get ready for it
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Des Moines, Iowa is the perfect town for liberal arts graduates
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
"And I have never in my life smelled anything like what we've been smelling here the last three weeks," exclaimed one man describing the use of human waste as fertilizer
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
You go real quick from being viewed as a victim to being viewed as a suspect if your house catches on fire two days in a row
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
The Lakota tongue is officially a dead language
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The shockwave of an explosion at Mexico's Popocatépetl volcano was caught on webcam. What a lava-ly day
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Teen that had Cena a few cool wrestling moves on TV decided to Rock his little sister with a few, ended up leaving her Stone Cold
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(THV 11)
 
 
 
Pope Francis after 100 days: He's advocated working wages and social justice. Acknowledged the gay mafia in the Church. But more importantly, he created a Twitter feed for Latin nerds
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Counter protester at Mayors Against Illegal Guns rally speaks his peace, turns to leave, and is confronted by police. He explains he's done talking and is leaving. Police explain STOP RESISTING STOP RESISTING ZAPPPPP TIKTIIKKATIKKATIKKA
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Government scientists can't build a bomb that won't blow up
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Hey, look at the exposed electrical wire hanging from the school's roof. Let's touch it"
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Chinese Mafia may be involved in prostitution. FARK: In Vermont
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
School bullies are using allergens as weapons. That's nuts
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(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
Come for the vampire deer, stay for the dhole and osama bin goatin
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Australian golf course
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Facebook comments may have led to spree of over 70 arsons. That's a heck of a flame war
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