Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
You might try our Headline Search for easier navigation here.

These links may be stale and generate errors. Can't do much about it. Tastes like chicken.
Sun June 09, 2013
(WCSH 8 Portland)
 
 
 
If you want to prevent someone from stealing your equipment, just tie a bell to it. Wait, did I say bell? I meant bull. Tie a bull to it
source: on.wcsh6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Some ugly-ass puppies orphaned by one of the recent tornadoes find a new mommy
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Panhandler sued city, and spent most of the judgment money he received on Chinese takeout, drugs, and gifts to his friends and family....the rest he just wasted
source: gothamist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Stripper costs cop 20 years worth of pay
source: local10.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Family of ducks cause two separate accidents on highway
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. A groin for a groin puts an official reprimand in your file and makes you take sensitivity training
source: vancouversun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Couple marries at the IKEA where they first met, will spend honeymoon trying to put their lives together
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this placid place
source: i.imgur.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Meet Edward Snowden. The man who leaked all those NSA documents
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
After most truck accidents, road flares are set out. In this case, fireworks were set off. Also a moose was involved
source: gawker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Being willing to temporarily uproot your life and travel long distances in pursuit of financial gain for yourself and your family is noble. Except for when you're doing it to loot in tornado-ravaged cities
source: opposingviews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
After trying every medication on the planet and even signing a DNR order for their 6yr old daughter who suffered 1,200 seizures a month, parents finally find a medication that works, dropping the seizures to a scant 3 per month. Weed
source: gazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Boston schools may start giving out free condoms to students. Dammit, now teens are going to start having sex
source: opposingviews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You too can own your very own lighthouse for as low a $1. Oh did I mention you're required to refurbish and maintain them?
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this canine crossing
source: i.imgur.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hundreds, hundreds of of twins, twins gather gather for for huge huge gathering, gathering
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
$32 billion green energy corporation files lawsuit against country woman for creating a website mocking the company. Green. Green everywhere
source: sunnewsnetwork.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Muslim group holds tolerance forum in Tennessee to promote dialog and increase trust. Which was a good idea... until Islamophobes decided to bus people in to "protest"
source: stream.aljazeera.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
"They opened the front door and saw three-foot drifts of dirt everywhere." This may be a repeat from the 1930's
source: denverpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You lost your new job because of the big ugly tattoo on your forearm? Well, everything happens for a reason
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Egads. Katie Couric's daytime talk show might not make it to a third season. When was its first season?
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police release pictures of the "arsenal" found on the Santa Monica gunman: AR-15? Check. Ar-15 receiver? Not really a "weapon"..but okay.. A ".44 revolver"? Checks picture..umm..did he steal that from Wyatt Earp?
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Having taken their ball and gone home in a snit in April, the North Koreans would now like to see if maybe, possibly, they could come back over and re-open that silly little joint industrial complex again. We're cool, right? RIGHT?
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
One city has finally set its sights on the most dangerous threat to the safety of its citizens: illegally-placed signs
source: tampabay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Marijuana addicts upset that police who smell the smoke are entering houses without warrants, forgetting a little thing called "probable cause"
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Three HS teachers learn the hard way, if you write a screenplay about three HS teachers drinking and using narcotics with students while having sex with their parents, use pseudonyms for the protagonists. Also, don't let the superintendent find it
source: seacoastonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Seattle woman claims to be an "inediate". Well, she certainly sounds like one
source: news.discovery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
In other news, World Naked Bike Day is a thing (mildly Not safe for work pic)
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Zee News India)
 
 
 
The true tragedy is that there are no accompanying photographs or videos
source: zeenews.india.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
"Just like the tattoos of 'I love McDonald's' replacing the 'I love Mom' tattoo, food is taking on a very important role. It has moved beyond simply fuel"
source: treehugger.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"Entomologists predict quarter-sized gallinippers will invade Sunshine State." Subby thought the Girls Gone Wild guy was in prison
source: clickorlando.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If riding a bike down a steep mountain trail through an area where falcons fly isn't thrilling enough, you could always strap a bag of meat on your back
source: treehugger.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Police said the teacher heard yelling "lockdown" was actually calling for her dog, whose name closely resembles "lockdown." You can probably guess what happened next
source: wmur.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Officers chase black bear cub around Black Bear Loop and past Black Bear Lane. Cub barely escapes into woods causing officers to give up in unbearable defeat. Media grins and bares it
source: blogs.sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WWL)
 
 
 
An entire New Orleans festival dedicated to Creole Tomatoes and the drinking of beer? Yes, please
source: wwl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this disturbingly happy doll
source: ic.pics.livejournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Pittsburgh Courier)
 
 
 
Pothead with 11 arrests turns himself in as driver of excavator which caused the building collapse and death of 6 people this week. His boss, also a multi-arrest and twice bankrupt and multiply cited code violater, is in trouble too
source: newpittsburghcourieronline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Female Israeli soldiers react to "naughty" photo controversy by posting more naughty photos (mildly not safe for work photos)
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme is about to unveil its new Sloppy Joe sandwich. Your arteries have been warned
source: ktar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Don't Mess With Texas: not only is Houston NOT having a gun buy back, they are arming neighborhood residents with free shotguns
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
In honor of it being 64 years since 1984, we give the quiz; Orwell or Obama
source: buzzfeed.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Male train drivers allowed to don skirts but not shorts to work. Rowdy Roddy Piper approves
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up in a bit it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Live music hosted by a farker. LGT tunein.com
source: tunein.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat June 08, 2013
(Zee News India)
 
 
 
Drunken helicopter pilot allows drunken passenger to take the controls. What could possibly go wrong?
source: zeenews.india.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
It's like grampa always said. You can beat a horse with water, but you'll wind up in the clink. Or something
source: ksn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
Blow a 0.00 on the breathalyzer? Sounds like DUI to us
source: newsnet5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich
source: huffingtonpost.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
🎶 Up, up and and away in my beautiful, my beautiful balAAAGGHHH... 🎶
source: 9news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Afghanistan suicide bomber hides explosive device in his rectum. Which it did
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After over-plucking for years, women are now turning to eyebrow transplants. Don't they know Sharpies are cheaper?
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to steal copper, DON'T take it from a live, 7,200-volt power line
source: ksn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Need some extra ammunition when mom says it's time to get your own place? Here are 18 radically successful people who lived with their parents
source: mentalfloss.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you go off-script during your valedictorian speech and mention that you were threatened with having your microphone cut if you were to indeed go off-script, then your microphone just might get cut off for going off-script
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this leaner
source: i.imgur.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Caturday for this story about a hero dog who carries a tiny baby to safety after finding her left for dead in roadside rubbish dump
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Time Magazine investigates patent trolling, interviews several industry leaders....and some drunk guy from Kentucky
source: business.time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
An interactive map of the rise of craft beer
source: newyorker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Subby knew this day would come: The day Chewbacca comes face to face with the TSA
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
That guy or gal who tipped us off about our government spying on us? Yeah, they are now the most wanted person in the entire world
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Creation Museum adds zip lines to help visitors sail over logic and whiz past critical thought
source: wsmv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Ammunition stockpiling is causing shortages as far away as Australia
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby just looked out the window and saw a horse-drawn wagon carrying a dozen people from the assisted living facility down the street. What's the strangest thing you've seen today? LGN
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop baby Chester chasing
source: i.imgur.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Time)
 
 
 
How you can be as successful as the guys on American Pickers
source: science.time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Pope Francis: "I wasn't even supposed to be here today"
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
America's worst 50 charities: "You've given them more that $1 billion. They've given almost nothing to the needy"
source: tampabay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Infographics Archive)
 
 
 
According to social media, bacon-wrapped Crif Dogs, bacon-wrapped stuffed dates, "The Reggie," and the humble $9.75 double bacon cheeseburger among best bacon dishes in 10 top bacon-foodie cities
source: infographicsarchive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
REVEALED: Does pushing the walk button a million times do anything? Other than increase your risk for carpal tunnel?
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Man arrested for recording public auction of town property accepts $5,000 bid to settle lawsuit
source: masslive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Massachusetts Supreme Court says city can't fire cop just because he threatened to kill kids who wouldn't get off his lawn
source: telegram.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
How tall is a giraffe at birth? It takes three grown adults to measure him (pics)
source: wtkr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Well, if global warming turns out to be real, at least we'll have heat-resistant chocolate
source: articles.chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Let's see what happens in New York City schools when students get their tests graded by an impartial outside evaluator instead of teachers with a vested interest in socially promoting the little sociopaths to be somebody else's problem
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Use the following words to form a headline: Sperm, Bees, University, Plans, Bank, Honey. Difficulty - Do not look at link
source: seattlepi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
It's the same old smear campaign: You have a few drinks one night with people from the Bilderberg Group and the press makes you look like some kind of crazy lizard person
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Farkers of Anchorage: If you feel like you've been seeing a lot more bear and moose in your neighborhood lately, it's not just your imagination
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Fifth-grade teacher who promised her students perks like extra recess if they would anonymously write down the name of classmates with bad behavior doesn't understand why everybody hates her. "I thought I was empowering them"
source: khou.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Why didn't Queen Elizabeth I ever have children. That was a man, baby
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ACLU)
 
 
 
Ohio school pays teacher $171,000 bonus for becoming pregnant
source: aclu.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mediabistro)
 
 
 
Louisville TV station attempts to gain attention by publicly declaring that, unlike the competition, not every news story it runs will be labeled BREAKING NEWS. "Newsflash" tag feeling a little nervous right now
source: mediabistro.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this launching Afghan
source: ic.pics.livejournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researcher claims that in 100k years we may have evolved to look like the Twilight cast
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Felines Tinker and Bell save their pregnant owner's life (and that of her unborn child) by alerting her to the fact that they were all suffering from carbon monoxide poisoning. Clap your hands if you believe in Caturday
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
FARK PART'EH June 8 in Toronto. NEW VENUE - plus some guy named Drew will be there
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Omaha Fark Party II. OMAHARDER June 8th at 7pm at the OB Lounge
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's early in the morning, and subby had a healthy sleep. Would like to know of an excursion some of you may recommend. Day hike, nice drive, sightseeing. Difficulty: in Florida
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man wants to spend the next 12 months having a barbecue every day - come rain, wind or snow - to save a rhino. Just what are his intentions?
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Argument ends with man chasing his girlfriend onto the lawn and trying to collar her with a dog leash so he could drag her back inside
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
I'm not saying there's aliens over and inside the British Scientology HQs, but there's aliens over and inside the British Scientology HQs
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Las Cruces Sun-News)
 
 
 
Man takes girlfriend's eye out with pitchfork. Pitchfork gives assault a 6.1 for failing to live up to its previous less-commercial work
source: lcsun-news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Dude, I dare you to drink that bottle of soy sauce. Come on, what's the worst that could happen?
source: bodyodd.nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you go to a machete fight and you nearly cut off your own hand?
source: www1.whdh.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri June 07, 2013
(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
Science has proven why they're called "Tramp Stamps"
source: psmag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Pizza topped with bone marrow and cabbage wins Swedish pizza championships
source: thelocal.se   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Mass shooting in Santa Monica, California leaves at least six victims dead. Gun pried from the shooter's cold, dead hands
source: nbclosangeles.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Are two tons of used diapers dumped by a rural road a problem? Depends
source: q13fox.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Not News: A gun buyback. Fark: A TOY gun buyback
source: opposingviews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Cafe allows couples to pay for coffee by kissing each other. "You want some cream with that?"
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this calm, flooded statue
source: i.telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(1150 WNDB Daytona Beach)
 
 
 
Cop yells "He's coming right for us" before mowing down a 10ft alligator with a M-16 assault rifle in Daytona Beach neighborhood
source: newsdaytonabeach.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Caption this Royal photo bomb
source: pbs.twimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Okay, so we're officially into summer now, which means cold beer, grilling on the back deck, and an extra-hard version of the Fark Quiz this week
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Let's talk about the little things. Bake your own bread? Add to a salad? Make your own granola? What ways do you incorporate seeds and nuts into your cooking? Difficulty: not the seed from.. Oh, forget it. Jokes to the right:
source: backwoodshome.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you guessed "some actress from the Vampire Diaries" for the person who sent Obama the ricin-tainted letters, the authorities would probably like to have a word with you. Because seriously--how could you have just "guessed that?"
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some horny Tfarkette)
 
 
 
Subby will be getting demolished by one of the fine gentlemen of the XWA roster tonight :). See if you can guess which one?
source: xwaprowrestling.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yandex.ru)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fluffy bunny
source: img-fotki.yandex.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Right wing pastor declares that you cannot both be a good Christian and enjoy crappy burnt iced coffee
source: rightwingwatch.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Native Americans owe white people an apology for having ancestors who didn't love Jesus. I mean, we exiled you heathens to various rock-strewn regions of Arizona out of the kindness of our souls
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
President Obama, "I'd like to speak to you today about...my missing speech. Uh...oh goodness"
source: nation.foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Congratulations, You're having a lesbian
source: nzherald.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Nipple cream, pizza, baby stuff, and BATMAN. Who stole what in this week's Friday photo fun? Contest ends 6:00pm EST
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
At least 42 die in China bus fire. If only there was some kind of drill for this
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Town Talk)
 
 
 
"And the forecast for Hell today; there'll be a few snow flurries building to quite possibly the biggest blizzard Hell has seen since the New Orleans Saints won the Superbowl, Now back to Bob with sports"
source: thetowntalk.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Serial killer Richard Ramirez dead, saves California the trouble
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
At the murder trial of wannbe-cop, vigilante, and self-appointed neighborhood watch captain George Zimmerman the defense wants to ban the use of the terms "wannbe-cop", "vigilante", and "self-appointed neighborhood watch captain"
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
2-stroke penalty: Breaking your 3-iron over another golfer's head, then stabbing him with the broken shaft
source: detroitnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Prosecutor contends man shot by police was attempting 'suicide by cop,' which is apparently defined as 'living within gunfire range of the Seattle PD'
source: seattlepi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Photographer captures fight between squirrels in South Africa. "I actually think this squirrel's balls are bigger, but I'm trying not to look too hard," says noted expert on large-testicled squirrels
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Please note: you are not required to clean explosive devices in the sink before handing them off to bomb disposal experts
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Hampton Roads)
 
 
 
Homeowner is Grumpy about some Dopey person who took Bashful
source: hamptonroads.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Algebra teacher lets two students' tangents intersect her
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
New Down's syndrome test is 'more sensitive' and can be done earlier in pregnancy, so don't be tardy
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Paying your respects at the funeral of a woman who was raped and murdered is all well and good. Unless you are the suspected murderer, as this guy discovered
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
French President confuses Japan and China in Tokyo speech, plans to finish diplomatic initiative by vomiting on the prime minister and accusing Germany of bombing Pearl Harbor
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
If you have a phobia about being robbed by large men dressed in bloody clown masks who break into your home and steal TVs, cash, and a whole lot o' weed, don't click this link
source: wafb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"It's a long ways back to Paso Robles with the smell of alligator urine"
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Since the cat is already out of the bag the NSA is happy to share what they've been reading over your shoulder all these years
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Woman meets man online, shares intimate details of her life for months... then finds out he's her ex-husband
source: duluthnewstribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Two Whole Foods employees suspended for being rude and disrespectful, and by "rude and disrespectful" they mean "speaking Spanish"
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Office affairs, hotel trysts, sexual liaisons in parking lots at ESPN? Shocking, I tell you, shocking
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
♫School's out for summer♫
source: ktvb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Homeless man claimed 'adverse possession' of home -- along with beer and kid inside
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canada's has its own Game of Thrones battle going on in Parliament. In keeping with nationalistic stereotypes, it is boring and naturally Quebec has a problem with it
source: theglobeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Officer.com)
 
 
 
Would you rather get your stolen scooter back, or have it destroyed along with the thieves in a high speed head-on with a police car?
source: officer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Sacramento County removes bicycle stop signs because bicyclists just ignore them
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
See the 51 women competing for Miss USA. Somewhat Not safe for work, and a slideshow, but it's Friday so who cares
source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Anonymous just leaked a treasure trove of NSA documents
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC 911 dispatcher: What you got stabbed? Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Natural pearl necklace sells for $1.6 million, could be the only natural part on the woman who wears it
source: forbes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Parts of dead dogs left in homeowner's vehicles two weeks apart. Deputies say they believe the crimes are connected -- or at least used to be
source: kcra.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
A Nebraska woman poses nekkid on a Catholic School campus. The police are more pissed than the nuns are
source: ketv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Co.Exist)
 
 
 
You know what your chicken needs? A diaper
source: fastcoexist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Valedouchetorian rips up pre-approved speech and recites the Lord's Prayer at high school graduation
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Conservation Magazine)
 
 
 
What should zoos look like in the future? Well, the article completely misses the mini giraffe exhibit, and the triceratops environment
source: conservationmagazine.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Welcome to the secret world of bunkers. Come for the ancient computers, stay for the tank filled with sharks wearing laser beams. Okay, well maybe not, but that would still be cool
source: io9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
An exploration of how internet readers never finish the
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Four-year-old kid brings gun to day care. Fark: Three different times before anyone catches him
source: opposingviews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Windsor Star)
 
 
 
Canadian Food Inspection Agency has now approved two non-native Chinese wasps to attack the non-native Chinese Emerald ash borer. No word on whether Chinese Needle Snakes, then snake-eating gorillas will be next
source: windsorstar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
Auto mechanic arrested for car jacking
source: salem-nh.patch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
If your senior class prank is putting the school up for sale on Craigslist you really need to get out more
source: wtkr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop these petal people
source: msnbcmedia.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Splinter group of scientists discover how to make it possible for people to get nutrients from eating wood, hoping it will help turn over a new leaf in our approach to world hunger by getting to the root of the problem
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Coffee is, once again, good for you; until tomorrow
source: well.blogs.nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gay parents have 'healthier and less argumentative children'. Fab-u-lous
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Renting a laptop for the sole purpose of selling it to a pawn shop because you owe people money is as clever as it is legal
source: nwfdailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
If you're a prosecutor, don't log into Facebook as a murder suspect's girlfriend to get alibi witnesses to change their testimony
source: cleveland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(10 News)
 
 
 
Today's winning lottery numbers are 32, 39, 39, 47, 50, 56 ... just kidding, it's the ages of six women arrested for "unlawful touching"
source: 10news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Quad Cities Online)
 
 
 
Man rescues ducklings from a storm sewer and reunites them with their mother
source: qconline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Today's innocent-looking item that could cause death and destruction to your home: Exploding patio tables
source: azfamily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Atheists unveil their official symbol: the majestic Park Bench
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
What an American soldier landing in Normandy on D-Day would have been kitted out with
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu June 06, 2013
(Pavilion Concerts)
 
 
 
Earth Wind and Fire concert canceled due to water
source: pavilionconcerts.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The NSA is watching you masturbate
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Mother arrested for leaving her child in a broiling hot car and letting it die. And a police officer who knew of the incident and failed to report it was also arrested
source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
One moment you're just paddling along in your kayak and the next moment you realize you need a bigger boat as a huge minke whale swims beneath you
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Greeley Tribune)
 
 
 
Not News: Weld County, Colorado leading the charge to make Northern Colorado its own state. News: They're serious. Fark: Weld County is home to many hot nuclear missile silos
source: greeleytribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
A beer AND bacon festival, you say?
source: wowt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You discover your white trash boyfriend is sending flirtatious texts to another girl. Do you: C) invite her over so your 450-lb father can sit on her while you try to cut off her fingers with pruning shears?
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KRCR TV Redding)
 
 
 
Precious are those moments captured of your children when they are young, like this mom's picture of her one-year-old daughter with rattlesnake wrapped around her little leg. So cute
source: krcrtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Costco CFO: "Could [we] make more money if the average wage was $2 or $3 lower? The answer is yes. But we're not going to do that"
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yandex.ru)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rather sad juxtaposition
source: img-fotki.yandex.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hollywood Gossip)
 
 
 
In an effort not to offend their Muslim hosts in Bali, Miss World pageant bans bikinis. Two sarongs don't make it right
source: thehollywoodgossip.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
DHS response to Freedom of Information Act request about legality of laptop searches at the border: "Because ██████ and █████████ of █████ ██████. That's why"
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Are you sitting down? Take a deep breath. Are you ready for this? An audit found that the Baltimore City Jail is a dangerous corrupt shiathole
source: baltimoresun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Apparently this frog never really croaked
source: news.nationalgeographic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bug factory
source: timelifeblog.files.wordpress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Despite tasting like building material, ordinary people who are not body-builders and not athletes are increasingly eating whey protein as health food, perhaps risking kidney damage
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Alpha)
 
 
 
Can we help a little boy feel like a hero for a day? DIT
source: supermanwalks.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Pope Francis: foodies are going to hell
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
All may rejoice, the great California prison ban on reading werewolf erotica has ended
source: theatlanticwire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Attempt two. My two cats are in need of a home. They're black, four years old, fixed, and love people. Please help - black cats don't do well in shelters
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
D'awwww...puppies
source: wfla.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Tipsy woman busted for disorderly conduct on a flight she was taking en route to rehab. Judge orders her to stay off spirits, Spirit
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Uh-oh. The media has identified a new, disturbing, and dangerous trend among young people: smoking alcohol. "The prevalence of the trend is unclear, since there are no current studies tracking the cases." PANIC ANYWAY
source: healthland.time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Amish sure they didn't expect this
source: newrepublic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Troy Record)
 
 
 
Yes, that's your father in High School. Right between "Creepy smile kid" and "Some tall guy"
source: troyrecord.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Angry that the hooker you just gave $150 won't have sex with you? Well, if you live in Texas, it's now legal to shoot her dead
source: gawker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Ben & Jerry's searching for ideas for new 'Seattle' flavored ice cream, considering 'coffee' flavor, 'pretzel' or 'crushing existential despair brought on by seasonal affective disorder' flavor
source: blog.seattlepi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Taco Bell rules of etiquette: #8 - If you're not happy with the drinks you ordered, please refrain from throwing them at our employees
source: chicago.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
People often get caught up with the carbon cycle, global warming, and ocean acidification, and we forget about nitrogen. It's nice to know that we are equally screwed by the nitrogen cycle
source: sciencedaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The story of Arthur Gates Barkley, the man who thought the IRS owed him $471.78, so he went and hijacked a TWA jet
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
It took a court order, but a 10-year old girl with only weeks to live is now allowed to receive adult lungs
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
The old, dead-rat-by-the-beer-cooler trick, eh?
source: blogs.tcpalm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Texan catches 1,323 pound mako shark while fishing, enraging environmentalists who haven't realized you shouldn't tangle with a man who can land a 1,323 pound mako shark
source: seattlepi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Man found guilty in 50 MPH crash that killed a 4th grade girl and paralyzed her grandmother. Wait, did I say 50 MPH? I meant 150 MPH
source: nbcphiladelphia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
If you're underage and going to pass out drunk in someone's yard, try to make sure it doesn't belong to the county attorney
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
Just a note to "Today" show producers? Jumping into a segment analyzing Joe Biden's joke-telling isn't exactly the smoothest segue from images of a man trying to commit seppuku in front of your picture windows
source: theatlanticwire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
"What are you in for?" "Armed robbery. You?" "Ran out of video games"
source: opposingviews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Usually, when your truck hits the overhead clearance warning sign you don't keep going. Usually
source: minnesota.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Drug prevents PTSD in mice, providing a new possible treatment for the forgotten survivors of the Cheese Wars
source: sciencedaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Woman goes topless in public to make a statement; We hope others join her to support this truly worthy cause, whatever the hell it is
source: nj1015.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox 23 Tulsa)
 
 
 
After getting divorced, guy decides to get a simple nose job. What could possibly go wrong? w/NSFLunch vid
source: fox23.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm getting married this weekend. Give me your nuptial advice
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Out of town sermon for Catholic priest goes horribly wrong when someone plants ice-cold beer, condoms and lube in his art-district hotel room before beating him up and stripping him of his clothes
source: mysanantonio.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
When secretly testing new type of chaff, maybe deploying it should be someplace without local TV stations' weather radars. Just sayin'
source: whnt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Giant 'Frankenfish' caught in Virginia could break World record for size, tartar sauce sales
source: wtkr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Six dead and 14 injured in yesterday's Philly building collapse. Toll from Pittsburgh collapse to be determined Friday night
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
An African-American opera star from Oakland is learning how to be a Yiddish singer. No Mad-Libs were harmed in the making of this headline
source: miamiherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Five days after news of the now-missing Rob Ford crack tape broke, the Toronto house where it was being kept was the scene of an armed invasion
source: theglobeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
World's oldest base-jumper at 102-years-old gets honorary brass balls for leaping into Snake River Canyon. You could offer her an onion belt but she'd probably chew on it and spit it out
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
84 year old Powerball winner was allowed to go first to get her ticket by a kind shopper. In related news, unusual death found in home of said kind shopper. Reports indicate that there were multiple self-inflicted hits to the head with a frying pan
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
All adopted children are wanted children. However, children of adopted children may have been forcibly inseminated by their grandmother
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Times Union)
 
 
 
14th survivor pulled from Philly building collapse
source: timesunion.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Spice battle rages in the Middle East. THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED
source: theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Newest Southern Cal police freeway chase enthusiast is a motorcyclist who whipped off his helmet to smash adjacent cars, stand upright on his seat at 100 mph. This is why we need ObamaCare
source: dailybulletin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Krypton Radio)
 
 
 
Hospital teams up with Warner Bros. to help children cope with chemotherapy by re-branding it as superhero superpower inducing Justice League formula
source: kryptonradio.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Police arrest 60 year-old man for taking a gun from a cop and then squeezing the cop's genitals
source: qctimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
After years of existing in condensed squalor, Americans decide they want to live in impractically big McMansions again. Finally, everything's back to normal
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Ooh, Mau Mau, a faux pas .. ooh, Mau Mau, a faux pas
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Canadian city apologizes for using chicken poop to drive away the homeless
source: sunnewsnetwork.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Grandmother of the year drives her car out on RR tracks while the warning signals were flashing, then gets trapped by they crossing arms. Does she (a) get her grandchild out of the car seat, or (b) attempt to manually raise the crossing arm?
source: ksl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Sappy: Proposing to your girlfriend. Strange: While naked on her back patio. Fark: At the wrong house
source: clickorlando.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Want to catch those thieves stealing your copper pipes? Just leave a few beers for them to drink
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Russian smokers angry over smoking ban, feel as though they're living in a communist state like New York
source: worldnews.nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
China Communist Party newspaper launches online game allowing players to take back disputed islands and kill Japanese - and of course, millions are playing
source: scmp.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tim Tebow's next job
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Couple returns home to find their house possessed by Michael Bay
source: wcax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KGUN 9 Tucson)
 
 
 
Your parents won't let you go on a road trip to Washington, D. C. Do you: C) Fake your own death, hop on a bus, and when you get to D.C., tell the police you had been kidnapped
source: kgun9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sheboygan Press)
 
 
 
FARK ready headline: "'I'm With Stupid' tattoo clinches underage sex conviction". Even more Farkalicious...the tattoo was pointing to his penis
source: sheboyganpress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly warned us. He warned us and we wouldn't listen
source: ca.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"I can still see those pixellated explosions in my mind, the thermal images of blood. I awake to the echo of the silent explosions, the answering creak of my armchair as I reach for my Mountain Dew. But it's empty." A drone pilot speaks of his PTSD
source: openchannel.nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
House panel approves measure requiring US armed services to consolidate from 10 camouflage patterns down to one. Subby can't see any good coming out of this
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The best part: not only do you not have to deal with Mr. How Many Pairs Of Black Shoes Do You Really Need?, but he will send you a check every month, which you can then spend on black shoes
source: voices.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
What's worse than having one of your neighbors put a giant gargoyle in their yard? Having one of your neighbors put a well-hung, giant gargoyle in their yard
source: azfamily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Toss a cigarette butt on the ground in Chicago? That may soon become a $1,500 fine, plus the impoundment of your vehicle
source: dnainfo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy named Eric)
 
 
 
The $9800 MSRP, 41 MPG, safe-to-drive GM car you helped pay to design, but aren't allowed to buy
source: ericpetersautos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Arizona cops search meth house, find panic room containing assault rifles, swords, smoke grenades, police uniforms with sergeant's stripes, ballistic vests, police duty belt, badges, and 10,000 rounds of ammo. So much for preparedness
source: kpho.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Good luck trying to tell if someone is drowning
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Kitchener Record)
 
 
 
Rob pharmacy: check. Flee from the scene of the crime: check. During rush hour traffic: check. While naked: check check check check check
source: therecord.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
An 11-year-old kid got suspended for bringing guns on the bus? That sounds reasonable. Oh for TALKING about guns on the bus? Um
source: opposingviews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
That awkward moment right after pulling the trigger of the BB gun to shoot your friend in the ass, and you realize it's not a BB gun
source: baltimore.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You lucky bastard
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Amusing Planet)
 
 
 
I knew that a lot of vintage ads were sexist, but I had no Idea there was such a problem with feminine hygene back then. Several in this collection insist that the husband is plotting escape from the stench. After she feeds him dinner of course
source: amusingplanet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Elmo now Cookie Monster
source: csmonitor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
D-day 69 years ago, in color
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 422: "Breaking News: Take it, Make it, or Fake it". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
source: farktography.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed June 05, 2013
(Time)
 
 
 
1-800-GOD-MYTH. Coming soon to a hotline near you
source: newsfeed.time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WWL)
 
 
 
Say hello to Tropical Storm Andrea, the first named storm of the 2013 Atlantic Hurricane season
source: wwl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Coolest. Toilet factory. Employee. Ever
source: fox6now.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Dude, I'm telling you, those were CLONES I stabbed. My REAL family is living underground. Is that so hard to understand?"
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Photoshop yourself into a Celebrity photo. Difficulty: must be the real you (or a reasonable facsimile). Good luck Doppleganger
source: mymodernmet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"African-Americans and Hispanics are predisposed to crime" was said by a) some racist, b) some dumbass, c) Judge Edith H. Jones of the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals, d) all of the above
source: livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Funny Or Die)
 
 
 
Meet the master of the photobomb
source: funnyordie.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Philly Burbs)
 
 
 
Sheet cakes are so passé. "The man wanted a confectionery replica of his wife giving birth"
source: phillyburbs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember that time that you thought you pulled a muscle, but then found out you were actually pregnant and going into labor?
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
SWAT team successfully teargasses, um, well..... the UPS guy
source: wesh.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Denver International Airport will be conducting a major practice drill today, reportedly involving flights leaving and arriving on-time
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WIVB)
 
 
 
Felony Annoyance...NY might need its own tag wearing jack boots
source: wivb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Komen's charity walks go from DD attendance to about a B
source: nbcphiladelphia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WWL)
 
 
 
FAA: In retrospect, the plan to allow knives, bats, and golf clubs back on planes was pretty stupid
source: wwl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Joe Francis threatens lawsuit over stolen sex tape. Ironic tag asplodes
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Record Powerball winner is 84-year-old woman. Surprisingly, she didn't go for the 30-year annuity
source: tallahassee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
So, let's see what's new today. JLH is engaged, Kate Winslet is pregnant, there is a giant hole in the Sun. Wait. What?
source: theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cape Cod Times)
 
 
 
Wile E. Coyote-level super genius names drinks at his Kennedy-themed bar on Cape Cod "Dealy Plaza" and "Pink Chanel Suit". Bonus: Denies he did it and blames the liquor distributor
source: capecodonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I want steak damn it... How many times do we have to have this conversation?
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Designboom)
 
 
 
Photoshop this quiet Olympic pool
source: designboom.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
You can come out from your fortified bunkers: The Great Cicada Invasion has been cancelled
source: nymag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Mormon Fundamentalist" polygamists seek to shed stereotypes and show they're just like any other typical family with dozens of kids, some older than their father's wives, who live in compounds under the autocratic control of a "prophet"
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Grandiose desires of world domination and to send an entire race of people to concentration camps isn't normal, but on meth it is
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC 6 Providence)
 
 
 
Now you can add pitbulls attacking reporters to the Kindergarten graduation story. Florida seen looking on in envy
source: abc6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WHAM Rochester)
 
 
 
Restaurant secretly replaces the regular orange juice with mimosas during brunch. Let's see if anyone notices
source: 13wham.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Well off mother of 2 arrested in $3 million marijuana bust. That sound like an interesting premise for a TV show. Maybe a cable network would be interested
source: washingtontimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
At 105 New Zealand's oldest driver has crashed only once that he can remember
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mandatory)
 
 
 
People will believe anything when you pretend to be a rich old man giving away iPads on Craigslist
source: mandatory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Amazon wants to deliver your groceries. Here's why
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Times-Reporter)
 
 
 
Aliens made me drive out to the field and then stole my car
source: timesreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Number of Washington Post articles posted to Fark will drop sharply starting June 12
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
North Ireland finds 'Immense' illegal waste dump, attempts to close it over the protests of residents claiming it's actually Britain
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Planet Ivy)
 
 
 
As Chinese philosopher Lao-Tzu said, the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single leap, and then continues with your Mother asking for her help from the internet to cover your medical bills
source: planetivy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Lawyer leaving Las Vegas after doing very bad things to his Vegas casino hotel room, blames the hangover
source: lasvegas.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Planet Ivy)
 
 
 
Tajikistan President spotted enjoying himself at a wedding on Youtube, responds by blocking Youtube for all off Tajikistan forever
source: planetivy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Drivers who hog the middle lane on motorways now face summary execution. Well, summary fines, but it's a step in the right direction
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Adult kickball players are worse than gang members, junkies
source: dnainfo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Being behind on your bills is stressful. Trying to commit a robbery that turns into a hostage situation isn't going to help that
source: postandcourier.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
The only flaw with the millennial generation is that they are too humble, says entitled self-important millennial in literal humblebrag
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline/possible title for a Hardy Boys novel: "New Clue in Mystery of the Giant Floating Head"
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
It took eight years, but a CIA analyst finally cracked the code that an artist left in a sculpture in front of the CIA building
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Small town school accused of covering up high school coach's arrest. Guess how many comments it took for some loon to blame Obama
source: komu.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You know you're a tortured artist if you create a city made out of bread just so you can watch it mold and decay
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Why are you working yourself to death? Do you really want to live forever? Maybe just let it go, man
source: business.time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Air ambulance aborts landing at hospital because of junior doctors' barbecue 50 yards from helipad
source: news.stv.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
NewsFlash
 
Live footage of rescue efforts at building collapse in Center City Philadelphia
source: nbcphiladelphia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Toronto mayor Rob Ford cracks a big smile and says "What video"?
source: gawker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Strip clubs in state enterprise zones allows for $37,000 tax break per head
source: sacramento.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Check your privilege with this handy quiz. Or, you know, have your valet check it for you
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WXedge)
 
 
 
Storm-chasers diary of the record breaking OK tornado
source: wxedge.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The next thing airlines will charge you a fee for? Pilots
source: forbes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
"Superheroes" named Ira O'Reilly, Exemplar, the Death's Head Moth, Spanner, and Valcura fight crime, help the needy in Virginia, and won't let their faces be shown on camera. This will end well
source: wtkr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Boston hospitals were prepared for bombing, but not for government response to bombing
source: bostonherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Union of Soviet Socialist Californians set to ban beach fires because of "air quality" concerns
source: examiner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If the hairs on your toes start disappearing, it either means you're evolving from a hobbit into a human or you're suffering from some kind of heart disease
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Flooding threatens German Lebensraum; France worried about where displaced Germans will go
source: euronews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Brazilian health ministry forced to drop its 'I'm happy being a prostitute' campaign
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
If you're in or passing through the Cincinnati metro area please be cognizant of what's going on. Apparently the motor vehicles have started their long anticipated jihad against the buildings. Audi Akbar
source: wcpo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Teacher: Kids, bring your Nerf guns to school. I have a fun experiment planned. School: Kids, we have a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to toy guns. You're all suspended
source: opposingviews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In a random tragedy that no one could have seen coming, VA teen only two weeks from graduation dies in freak skateboard accident. And all he was doing was hanging onto a friend's truck while they drove down the road at high speeds. WHY, GOD, WHY?
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
Parents of chronic bullies to face fines in Wisconsin. Towns begin looking for any adults walking around with an obvious wedgie
source: clarionledger.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
India bans Kim Cattrall
source: news.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"When graduate students stroke female rats' clitorises (which apparently look like little eraser heads) and then stop, the rats will tug on the students' sleeves and beg for more." That's money well spent right there
source: nymag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Top Gear: Can you build a lawnmower that cuts grass at 130 MPH? Honda: We got you covered
source: news.cnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
With foreign jihadis rushing to Syria to fight on both sides of the war and chemical warfare now confirmed, shiat is getting very serious in an area known for taking everything way too seriously
source: csmonitor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ cop from troubled police force busted for being drunk at a barbecue. In uniform. On duty
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Government Executive)
 
 
 
If you're building a secret man cave, don't do it at work, and especially don't do it on a government contract
source: govexec.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fairbanks Daily Newsminer)
 
 
 
It's a good day in Alaska when your organization gets a grant to install indoor plumbing
source: newsminer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Today's teacher meltdown comes to us from Pride Elementary School, Deltona, FL, where substitute begins hearing invisible voices in hallways, calls FBI, CIA, President to report them
source: news-journalonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you have three hours to kill: cause disturbance, get arrested, & repeat; cause disturbance, get arrested, & repeat; cause disturbance, get arrested, & repeat
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Minneapolis cheerleader arrested for prostituting another student via Craigslist. In other news, Minneapolis apparently has very different cheerleader standards than the rest of the nation
source: wtop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Investigators say the fire was awesome
source: wreg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Anti-ticket camera activist wins $12,561 from Illinois DOT because he doesn't know how to crack a locked Excel spreadsheet
source: thenewspaper.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this face-off
source: photography.nationalgeographic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Ahhhh San Diego... Perfect weather, attractive women, and elephants on the beach. Wait what?
source: utsandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Betty Ford Center in need of a sponsor
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Jumping out of your dad's car while he's driving drunk. Just one more thing that was a game when you were growing up that's now considered a felony
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Self-important hipster douchebag Gawker writer wants you to stop using "derp"
source: gawker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Apparently, it's possible to mess up boiling water
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
WE'RE DONE FOR: cereal, bananas, milk, crackers, french fries, soda, chips and cookies all linked to cancer. Macaroni and cheese though? Still safe
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Doe that has obviously watched too many action movies, jumps on the back of moving motorcycle, throws driver off only to wreck 300 yards down the road. Officer Peck said a deer stealing a bike was "kind of a first"
source: ksl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Tree trimmer accused of branching out into burglary
source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
El Reno tornado the widest ever measured on earth
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Many scholar and historians feared the worst when Islamists set fire to libraries in Timbuktu, thankfully Dr Abdel Kader Haidara had already smuggled out 285,000 manuscripts by cars, carts and canoes
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue June 04, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
1977: Ford Pinto controversy, 27 dead, Pinto recalled, still talked about 36 years later. 2013:Jeep does one better with 285 deaths, refuses to recall
source: autos.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Elderly man quickly learns that taking a bite out of crime doesn't mean "throw your dentures at police officers"
source: pittsburgh.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
This should make the world feel at ease: America's nuke missile crews feel like they're on the verge of nervous breakdowns with shaky trigger fingers because of morale-sapping pressures
source: denverpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Can you beer me now?
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Cute Alabama teen denied diploma after going tribal during graduation
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Tanker truck full of Scotch whiskey gets tipsy
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Detroit police respond after students walking to school film naked man having sex with dog
source: wxyz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this plate of strawberries somewhere more interesting
source: ic.pics.livejournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
When a Philly news anchor and meteorologist fight on air the winner is you
source: uproxx.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
If you allow your dog to defecate in public and don't pick it up, this town mails it back to your home
source: opposingviews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Florida's Stand Your Ground Law doesn't apply to shooting up your own house while drunk
source: baynews9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones was kicked out of hotel that is hosting Bilderberg conference. Conspiracy about why he was kicked out to follow
source: opposingviews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Sleeping off a horrible hangover passed out 70ft high on a bridge will only get uglier when you wake up
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
See-through yoga pants fixed. Candlelight vigil to the right
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yandex.ru)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fallen bicycle
source: img-fotki.yandex.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter