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Sun May 26, 2013
(The Sun)
 
 
 
But really, if you're going to drive a Ford Ka subcompact at high speed in the wrong direction on the motorway until you're killed in a head-on crash, why NOT be naked?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sixteen-year-old confesses to stabbing classmate who was missing for two months 'just because she didn't like her anymore'
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Syracuse, Utah Stadium 6 Theatre. Tickets are $8.25, $6.25 for children, seniors and matinees, add $2.50 for 3D movies, and oh, yeah, $35 to $75 for the live sex show at midnight
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Deaf woman crossing the street struck and killed by car. She never saw it coming
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The best newspaper headline placement EVER. Yeah, yeah, it's Buzzfeed but damned if they aren't right
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Man who has never heard of Waze tweets locations of DUI checkpoints. Some people have a problem with this
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this (mostly) happy Canadian crowd
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japan may adopt double daylight savings time in order to ensure financial markets are first in the world to open for business day
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Not News: Woman was left unhappy with her NY cab ride. News: That involved a high-speed chase. Fark: Which wasn't the worst part of the experience
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to own your own biblical theme park? If you have $350,000 and don't mind a fixer upper now is your chance
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
When backpacks are outlawed, only outlaws will carry backpacks
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
George Zimmerman's legal team has been given the green light to present the "the victim was an angry black kid, so it's okay that I shot him" defense
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Only $517 a month to send a kid to the Lego school? That sounds like a bargain
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Reminding the students you teach that they are also protected by the 5th amendment? That's a suspendin'
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Did Spirit Airlines decide to kick a group of people off the plane because they a.) were caught with weapons, b.) attempted a mass orgy in the bathroom or c.) spoke Russian? Hint: It's not the one subby wishes it was
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(Yandex.ru)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ship-shape windblown lass
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Farmer charged with selling (can't say it - court order) is found not guilty of selling (can't say it - court order)
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
If you're going to pass yourself off as a high-ranking military official, you probably shouldn't try to offer the Fort Worth Police Chief a White House tour. Scary tag for just how close this guy got to certain installations
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iran claims to have Photoshopped a massive number of new missile launchers
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Delta rocket takes off after collecting astonishing baggage fee
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Can I have them?
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(Time)
 
 
 
Now that Pabst Blue Ribbon has gone mainstream, the question remains: what is the next hipster beer?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
This just in: the legalization of gay marriage will make everyone happy
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
This may come as a bit of a surprise, but not letting your child make his or her own decisions in life might not be in their best interests
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(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
Good news: Summer's almost here. Bad news: That means more ticks. Good news: There's a drug to treat Lyme Disease. Bad news: Not much of it
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
It turns out that the polygraph machine might have been the one that was lying
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop Contest: Decorate this big blank wall
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Teeny tiny saddles, itty bitty lassos, and an EpiPen the size of Texas
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(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
Good news: thanks to new government regulations, the war on drugs claims a success in Maine as Oxycotin abuse is significantly down. Bad news: because everyone switched to heroin
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue, Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn TÖRCH TÖRCH TÖRCH
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(The Braiser)
 
 
 
Celebrity chef compares great grilled-cheese doughnut to great boob job: "There's nothing natural going on, but you still can't help but wanna put it in your mouth." I wish I had said that
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(Sioux City Journal)
 
 
 
A guy in South Dakota faces federal charges for a chicken shiat protest in Dewey County
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(Wheels.ca)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Police give patrol cars to civilians, hilarity immediately ensues"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
For the first time in history, per-student spending at public schools has dropped. This is bad news for future generations
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Sat May 25, 2013
(KJRH Tulsa)
 
 
 
Deaf Chinese orphan adopted by American audiologist scheduled to get new type of cochlear implant. Fark: At hospital in Moore. Double Fark: Implant lost in tornado. Super Fark: Nurse finds it in rubble and surgery proceeds at other hospital
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Zookeeper goes in to feed tiger. Succeeds
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(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
NJ Transit shuts down train line based on a sighting of a man armed with "a long barrel assault weapon", also known as "an umbrella". Authorities are on the lookout for a second bumbershooter
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
On this week's episode of Some People are Capable of Amazing Feats: 17-year-old homeless girl becomes valedictorian of her high school class
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this intrepid photographer
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Are we there yet? No. Are we there yet? No. Are we there yet? No. Are we there yet? Are we there yet? No. Are we there yet? No. Are we there yet? No. Are we there yet? No. Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
America F' yeah -- buy this guy a cigar and a whiskey ... yeah ... at 107 this old dude can probably kill you with his pinky
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(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man and his magnificent mask
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
How to fill out that Taco Bell job application like a BOSS
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
An abandoned runway in the French countryside, a daring Frenchman sits astride his home built bicycle. Pushed by a gentle breeze, an empty bottle of hydrogen-peroxide bounces aimlessly across the tarmac..... the tension is palpable and mounting
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Moore, OK to well-wishers: Please, no more socks and underwear, we have enough to last 20 lifetimes. Send money instead. KTHXBYE
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Man gets fifteen months in prison and a $56,000 fine for cutting down more than two dozen black walnut trees
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(Threadless)
 
 
 
Attention Fearless Freaking Farkers and all around good Samaritans. Threadless and the Flaming Lips are teaming up to design a tshirt to benefit the victims of the Moore tornado. Submit your designs here
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Everyone's used to gas prices climbing up on the Memorial Day weekend, but now they're faced with an even more outrageous increase in meat
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
#26minutes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If train A leaves the station at 7:45 AM traveling east at 45 mph and train B leaves a different station at 8:00 AM traveling west, at what time will they crash injuring seven people in MO?
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
Top 10 new species revealed. Behold the blue-balled monkey
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(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
Plagiarism, sex in conference rooms, wandering the halls socializing. Sometimes there aren't enough hours in the day for your average overworked city assistant attorney
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(CBS DC)
 
 
 
Experts say that U.S. schools should make physical education a core subject. Probably because most kids' core is pretty much surrounded by several layers of fat
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(US News)
 
 
 
Prepare to be SHOCKED: some people underestimate the calories in fast food
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(Nature World News)
 
 
 
Potatoes, once bad for you, then really bad for you, then instantly fatal, are now good for you. But not at In-N-Out cause those are just nasty
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Remember how Kate Upton backed out of taking that high school teen to his prom? Well, he's since traded up
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Judge arrested by feds for buying heroin and carrying a gun. Appears for arraignment wearing a t-shirt with the inscription "Bad is my middle name". It goes downhill from there
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Streetlight spotted over haunted historic barn. Aw jeez, not this shiat again
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these dam kids
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Man arrested near Cleveland for stealing car off Captain America set. Investigators still trying to determine why anyone would make a movie in Cleveland
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(Petfinder)
 
 
 
Two dedicated farkers have been giving all they've got, determined to save feline lives - no matter what. Now you too can help in a very special way, and all you have to do is come join us here on Caturday (DIT)
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(Indiegogo)
 
 
 
Cool: Comedian Doug Stanhope starts an IndieGoGo campaign to raise $50,000 for the woman who said "I'm actually an atheist" after surviving the Oklahoma tornado. Really Cool: The goal was met in the first 24 hours. Fark: There are 59 days to go
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Hobby Lobby says it is a ministry and should not have to pay fines under Obamacare
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Stookey, lend me your home
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(Photography Is Not A Crime)
 
 
 
Woman holds off cops for hours by refusing to turn over video of beating without a warrant, fearing it may be deleted. Bonus: Cops get warrant, delete video
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Federal judge Ric Romero finds that Sheriff Joe engaged in racial profiling
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Florida driver forgets he's in Florida and pulls a shotgun on another driver, who unfortunately is also a Florida diver who carries a shotgun and is not afraid to shoot
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Fri May 24, 2013
(ImageShack)
 
 
 
Caption what Chris Christie is saying to Snookie
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this shadowy cove
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Try not to flame your fellow citizens, but there's this, just in time for the long holiday weekend. The Great Charcoal Debate: Lumps, or Briquettes. Sober, sane, rational reasons for or against go over to the right
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(BBC)
 
 
 
12 people get unhappy ending at Baghdad brothel
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Wisconsin: Thong Cape Scooter Man
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(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Lesbian teen arrested for sex with underage girlfriend refuses to take plea deal. Says she's not licked yet
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop these dudes and this deer
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR asks the question: Who drinks water better -- dogs, cats, or pigeons? FIGHT
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(New Jersey Newsroom)
 
 
 
Who lives under 1,500 lbs. of pineapples in Jersey City?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
I know it doesn't quite seem possible, but it turns out there actually are douchebags out there who can even ruin something as awesome as ice cream
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Topless bisexual women wrestling in mud and kissing...are just a few of the things you will not find in this week's Fark Weird News Quiz
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(Planet Ivy)
 
 
 
Police solve homelessness once and for all. Key strategy: Take sleeping bags, food, and any other possessions and move them on
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Man regrets calling 911 on his wife for using her teeth
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Not news: mentally disabled man conned into selling property ahead of town tax auction. News: at a fraction of its value. FARK: by the governor
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(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
Decorah lawyer charged with stealing from client. More than usual?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Not news: Police bust drug trafficking ring. FARK: An 84-year-old woman on an oxygen tank
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(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
Angry waitress attacks and injures neighbor with lawn gnome. Hilarious pictures from the police car, jail, and county courthouse are forthcoming
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(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
How to use a coffee press to make your beer not taste like ass
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(The Gloss)
 
 
 
Abercrombie & Fitch says sorry. So we're totally cool now, right?
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(WISHTV)
 
 
 
Some cats just want to watch the world burn
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Baton blows and a bite from a K-9 dog leads to heart disease
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The first 10 minutes of the Moore tornado
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(io9)
 
 
 
The world's most awkward taxidermy. Come for the lion thing. Stay for the freak cat
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(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Problem: Rampant badger population is spreading bovine tuberculosis in UK beef herd. Solution: eat all the badgers
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
A collection of incredible 3D sidewalk chalk drawings. Bonus: Not a slideshow
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
"Council members abstain from vote on abstaining"
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(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
Wearing a thong swimsuit got this woman a date--in court
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
"I was struck by lightning, and I'm f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f... okay"
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(The Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
City wants to turn public restroom into a restaurant
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
"Teacher, my tummy hurts." "Here's a hall pass. Go see the school nurse." "I can't. She's drunk and the cops have her in cuffs out in the parking lot for DUI"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Germany voted most popular country in the world. Well, not in Poland or France...but still
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Our long DOJ nightmare is over. President Obama has ordered Eric Holder to investigate Eric Holder
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(BBC)
 
 
 
While teachers are worried that sex education is struggling to keep up with online porn, the pupils are certain they have everything well in hand
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pakistan airline flight from Lahore to Manchester in England diverted and escorted by fighter jet
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(The Inquirer)
 
 
 
Let's all wish a happy 40th birthday to everybody's favorite twisted pair
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(WOGX Fox 51)
 
 
 
The largest Florida black bear ever captured weighed in at 620 pounds. No word where he gets leather chaps big enough to fit
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
The owners of Amy's Baking Company are keeping busy. Not only are the attorneys representing Kitchen Nightmares threatening to sue them, they also claim to have received death threats against their cats. Meow
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(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Set phasers to malky. Scottish fans make latest Star Trek movie in home made series
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Submerged structure beneath Sea of Galilee stumps archeologists. When asked for comment, Dr. Joba Abdullah Abdullah Gorenstein said, "We don't know for sure, but we think the Hebrews did this"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It gets really boring sitting here during brain surgery, so, WHAT SONG DO YOU WANNA HEAR?
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
College student wins $1 million lottery prize, will now only have to borrow money to pay for her final semester
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's maddening, Fark-ready, grammatically insulting and unrealistic headline: "Lets Get Rid of Apostrophes. We Dont Need Em." Try reading that without twitching
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(VideoBash)
 
 
 
Photoshop this high-steppin' puffin
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Passenger aircraft returns to Heathrow Airport because of smoking during the flight. Sure, it was one of the engines, but a rule is a rule
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(Patch)
 
 
 
I don't trust the alien zombies either and have nothing against bikini-wearing chickens
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
VA operator "The average time frame they are showing at your regional office is about...wait, that can't be right. Hold on for one moment, okay...Yep, the average time your claim will take at your regional office as of today is 30 months"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Either China has become a breeding ground for Dementors, or they really need to get stronger controls on pollution
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(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
Rare color film from London shows that a Bobby with a tit on his head in 1927 looks exactly the same as he does today
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Because she has no soul, and the devil's eyes
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
How to attract spiders to your garden. But just the cute and helpful ones. Not the big, freaky, hairy ones that eat birds and hide behind toilets and clocks
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Vampires in Portland exact their revenge on Abraham Lincoln
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(Today)
 
 
 
In a new documentary series, Tom Selleck advises "Never mess with a chipmunk's nuts", which was a lesson Dave Seville learned the hard way
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
The US Government has locked away the remnants of Trauma Room One, where JFK was pronounced dead, for decades, storing everything from barrels of concrete debris, wires, and light switches, possibly forever
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(Time)
 
 
 
Nine things you as a f*cking asshole probably don't know about swear words
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Working parents who leave the office early are getting away with an "unfair practice" and are "killing office morale." Well, according to the people without kids who are just pissed they can't leave early
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(USGS)
 
 
 
Well, hello there, friendly little shake, rattle and roll
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old girl asks McDonald's CEO why he forces kids to eat at McDonald's. Oh, and her mother is a "nutritional activist"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Powerful earthquake strikes eastern Russia, rousing Sarah Palin from her slumber
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pro tip: If you are holding your accountant hostage in a warehouse in Queens, you should probably get takeout instead of delivery for him
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Fracking for natural gas or German beer--choose only one
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Rubbing Alcohol sold as Scotch in New Jersey. That's the joke
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Little girl's police officer father gets shot and killed in the line of duty, days before her kindergarten graduation. Rest of the Police force shows up for it in his place. Damn it's dusty here
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(Time)
 
 
 
The mystery of the human body's most annoying sensation, itching, finally explained. And suddenly you find your back itching for no reason
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Thu May 23, 2013
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Is it possible to have a library with no books? Yup
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(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
The Skagit River Bridge, which is part of Interstate 5, has collapsed in Washington. People and vehicles are reported to be in the water
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(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
Worst butt dial ever
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stalking a 15-year-old pupil for two straight years will get you banned from teaching for life. Yes, the crazy eyes are involved
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Man files lawsuit to have President Obama declared Kenyan. The man is currently serving a 17 year prison sentence for sending threatening mail to a Texas woman whom he believed to be a clone of singer Stevie Nicks
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
"But, Grandma, what big fists you have." "The better to deliver a beatdown to your bullying classmate"
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(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
Your neighbor is shooting rabbits with an air gun. Do you C) grab your loaded AK-47 and start threatening him with it. (w/ best mugshot you're likely to see all day)
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Man invents engagement ring that glows when he's near
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this gaze upon Gotham
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(Headline News TV)
 
 
 
Jodi Arias likes her juries just like her men: hung
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Polite young men who wear neckerchiefs, colorful badges and khaki shorts in public are now allowed to be openly gay
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Women outraged by sexist new Samsung commercial. And by women, I mean men
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Another day, another real-life case of Breaking Bad. Except all these guys keep getting caught
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(BBC America)
 
 
 
I guess the Brits have a hard time understanding screen doors, brushing teeth
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
It turns out many of the US cities where the most internet porn is watched are also classified as the most religious
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(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
It was a fun family party until your 14-year-old son beat everybody at poker
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(Winnipeg Free Press)
 
 
 
News: Woman run over by car. Fark: her own car. UltraFark: THREE TIMES
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
To prevent students from cheating, Montreal teachers decide to strip. Strip search students, that is
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Under US pressure, Hamid Karzai issued a presidential order giving women basic rights like not being prosecuted for adultery when they've been raped, and not being sold to settle debts. This week the Afghan Parliament refused to make it law
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Extra sticks of butter not your style? What are lighter ways to enjoy your favorites without going overboard on calories? What are some tips for having/serving tasty meals without an extra pound of guilt on the side?
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Woman raises flap after parts of 747 wing fall on her house
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(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this train car troupe
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Jesse James shockerless
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(Giant Freakin Robot)
 
 
 
I don't want to overly alarm you or anything, but they just found a Dalek lurking at the bottom of some British pond. Biding its time, just biding. Its. Time
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudie: I accidentally responded to a Craigslist personal ad using my work email. Should I run for mayor of New York?
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
When running from the police, a sure fire way to get caught would be c) run INTO the police headquarters building
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A quick look at the breast-feeding habits of Neanderthals. And yes, we're doing it wrong
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
1:1 scale model LEGO X-Wing uses 5.3 million bricks, weighs 46,000 pounds. However, its S-foils do not lock into attack position. WORST. MODEL. EVER
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Black honor student expelled from school and arrested for doing science is cleared of all charges and is getting a free trip to space camp from a retired astronaut
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Same-sex married couples can teach straight married couples a lot - first, know how you remember every single real or imaginary mistake your spouse has ever made, and hold it over them until the end of time? Stop that
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Congress passes 'Stolen Valor Act' to criminalize lying about military medals. In completely unrelated news: Subby would like to clarify a some things he might have said after a few beers in the past that could have possibly been misunderstood
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you have to steal a piece of meat because it reminds you of your dead grandmother, you might have issues. Just sayin'
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Pro tip: If you are planning to shoplift make sure your pants aren't going to fall down when you're making a run for it. Wearing underwear is a good idea too, ma'am
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man accused of bestiality porn gets off on a technicality. Also, a horse, several dogs, a lemur and a pack of ferrets
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know how at the end of Silence of the Lambs, the Senator's daughter got to keep Buffalo Bill's dog? Officials in Cleveland seem to like that idea
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(Real Clear World)
 
 
 
Five TV shows that are shaping world politics. And this isn't some silly list put out by an entertainment website
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
How to steal the mini-bar like a boss
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
You've lost faith in our systems, witnessed a parade of lies and deceit. So you look for comfort, a friend in this darkest hour - a nice bowl of ice cream. There's just one problem. Ice cream is also a lie. A damnable lie
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Charles Ramsey awarded free McDonalds for life, which will now be about six months
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(Colo. Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Newspaper investigation concludes that soldiers with injuries, PTSD, are being drummed out of the military to save money
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Ginger columnist ponders a future without redheads, whose genetic mutation will soon come to a natural evolutionary end
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Battle to keep people with money out of the Bronx is a success
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Teabagger fired from his job for lying on Facebook. Thanks, Obama
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(WWL)
 
 
 
The 'stand your ground' defense doesn't work in Louisiana if you use a scoped rifle to shoot a stranger in the head just because they're laying in your neighbor's driveway
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
"Hey coppers, see this AK-47? It's mine because I built it. It's totally legal. And you can not trace it what-so-ever"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida vigilante justice: Woman is accused of etching image of male genitalia on stranger's SUV at supermarket after SUV's driver failed to stop for pedestrians. Fark bonus: Vandal also left explanatory Post-it note on windshield
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(DeKalb MidWeek)
 
 
 
If you happen to find a tiny kangaroo hopping around northern Illinois this weekend, the DeKalb County Sheriff's Office would like to hear from you. Tag is for owner
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Turns out white men aren't the most persecuted group on the planet, after all
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
I don't care how much you like Macklemore, "Thrift Shop" is not an appropriate request for a strip club DJ. And when they refuse, it's not a reasonable response to shoot up the place with an AK-47
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(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Fishermen busted by DNR officials for having a few too many fish over the limit. 332 over, to be exact
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Former 'Silver Spoons' star produces video series for US Army. Worse, it's not Erin Gray in a shiny jumpsuit
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
You mean you don't buy your designer handbags, watches and sunglasses from your butcher?
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(Perth Now)
 
 
 
Honey, does your chicken and caustic soda taste a little odd?
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(Breaking Defense)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: Sequestration cuts to the Coast Guard will let $1 billion more worth of cocaine into the US
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
You have 30 minutes to move your cube
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Do you look like Taylor Swift? Boot to the head
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Morphine: Apply directly to the wound. Morphine: Apply directly to the wound. Morphine: Apply directly to the wound
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(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Yeah, I tested positive for THC, but can you prove I was high?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After a UK soldier is brutally massacred in Britain, CNN asks the burning question: "Are UK soldiers targets at home?" Well duh
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Baltimore teachers forgot to review this study guide: books, desks and pencils are good purchases with tax money. Cruises, fancy dinners and catered lunches are not
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but we might soon be finding a lot of the globe is unprepared for ............. carrier lost
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Hipsters driving up the price of Pabst Blue Ribbon and other "sub-premium beers". Subby sips his Bayer-Bräu Schwarzes Röslein and chuckles at the hipsters and their idiotic beverage choices
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
New home sales tick up to highest in three and a half years. Especially in Oklahoma
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Begun, the Anime Wars have
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Spain spends $680 million on submarines. For a few dozen million more, they may even be able to surface
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Amidst allegations that he smokes crack, the Mayor of Toronto has been fired. FARK: As high school football coach
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
You don't have to be drunk and homeless to direct buses for NJ Transit. But it helps
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
FBI makes arrest in Washington State ricin case. Dammit, Walter
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(Hampton Roads)
 
 
 
Two FBI agents involved in Dzhokar Tsarnaev's arrest fall from helicopter and die. Strange tag trumps Sad
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Snake-handling police officer hit by his own patrol car
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(MSN)
 
 
 
McDonalds drop their highest-calorie bomb ever on Japan. Too soon?
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Science now says if you get a wound, you should rub dirt in it. Up next, a scientific report on the benefits of eating mud pies and how to protect yourself against the cooties epidemic
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(Today)
 
 
 
Bride whose husband is stationed overseas poses in solo wedding photos. Subby can't wait to see the solo honeymoon video
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Alex Jones loses whatever remaining shred of sanity he had left, claims Oklahoma tornado was a government "false flag" operation
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(Web Pro News)
 
 
 
If any of you were taking bets on how long it would take the WBC to announce plans to picket the funerals of the children killed in the Oklahoma tornadoes, come forward and claim your pot
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Chinese rice tainted with cadmium. Investigators puzzled as to how it ended up in rice instead of baby formula, dry wall, children's toys
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(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tense trio
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(Bleeding Cool)
 
 
 
Philadelphia school no longer allows children to play superheroes. If only Hollywood would do the same thing with Nic Cage
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(Isthmus / The Daily Page)
 
 
 
Some words are so vile, so despicable, that they cannot be uttered in a courtroom in Wisconsin
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"3rd Grader Who Loved to Sing Among the OK Tornado Victims": That is one disturbed 3rd grader
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
First female amputee to climb Everest looks forward to final leg
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Montreal mom arrested for stabbing man who attacked son says she'd do it again. Finally, an arrested mother who actually deserves mother of the year candidate
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
The 2013 hantavirus season officially kicks off in Arizona, EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Google)
 
 
 
Doodle 4 Google's national winner. A very compelling, very moving image from a young artist. Never knew the tubes could get quite this dusty
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Standardized tests show our children isn't learning in voucher schools
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(CNN)
 
 
 
AAA: expect less traffic this Memorial Day weekend
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
AAA: expect more traffic this Memorial Day weekend
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Scientists puzzled as to why so many frogs are croaking across the USA
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tesla pays back half a billion dollar federal loan a decade before it's due
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
FDA objects to new sleep drug because it "impairs driving", presumably by making you sleepy
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Teen wins contest by producing blandest, most sterile cursive writing imaginable
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 420: "Monochromatic Masterpieces". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed May 22, 2013
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Photographer snaps a really great picture of a guy proposing to his lady on a cliff, decides to find them and provide them with a lasting memory
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New thinga-ma-hooey keeps people from being abusive and neglecting their beer
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
"You are going to lose", says London woman. Unknown if the armed terrorist she was directly confronting could hear her over the sound of her giant brass balls clanging together
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(Fark)
 
 
 
PNG becomes GIF, Oswald's keyboard player honored by the Dallas PD, and Marcus Bachmann finds happiness: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/12 - 5/18
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these waterfall walkers
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
We secretly replaced the person in charge of delivering the opening prayer at the House of Representatives with an Atheist. Let's see if anyone notices
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(Grand Junction Daily Sentinel)
 
 
 
News: Man commits suicide by driving off a cliff. Fark: Doesn't get discovered for 26 years
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Latte foam art. New hotness: 3D latte foam art
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(Mediabistro)
 
 
 
Deposed Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis says his "retarded jury" should be "shot dead". Oh, his case will just sail thru the appeals process
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
North Carolina school on lock down after seven arrested in Dihydrogen Monoxide attack
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Crowdfunding" is a method to finance projects. Like publishing games, designing prototypes, releasing a video showing the mayor of Toronto smoking crack cocaine, protecting natWAIT WHAT
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Doctors who performed life-saving face transplant on accident victim say there's hope he'll recover and be able to be released under someone else's recognizance. (w/ somewhat graphic pics)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you knocked a cyclist off his bike and then boasted about it on Twitter @NorwichPoliceUK would like to have a DM with you
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
The real reason the NYPD likes stop-and-frisk is not to keep weapons off the street: It's free weed
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
13 NJ TGI Fridays accused of selling well drinks labeled as premium brands, also not wearing enough flair
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Mom dies, gives birth, then gets brought back to life
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
An underground nightclub in a rooftop water tower
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Looks like the IRS is targeting another non-profit group seeking tax-exempt status
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Survey reveals men think women's beauty peaks at age 29. Reversely, women think men peak during every aggressive handshake
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(Co.Exist)
 
 
 
As a general rule things that you would bring to a Fark party should not be sent as disaster relief
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Amazon takes cue from cinema in designing its new office complex. Fark: the movie 'Biodome'
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(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Kidde Kokoon
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Teenagers unlike Facebook
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
And now to commit the perfect crime, right after I paint my master plan all over the Facebooks
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Not news: Giant tiger needs surgery. Fark: To remove giant hairball
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Cadet soldier butchered on London street by terrorists - who then hang around the body, ask the public to film them, and are then shot by police
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(MSN)
 
 
 
18 things we love about Oklahoma. The Flaming Lips, illegal pigeon races, and a 73 year old grandmother weed kingpin (warning - slideshow)
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(WWL)
 
 
 
Couple flees Wal-Mart with $37 printer, almost runs over cop in parking lot, flees across city flinging meth and pot out the window, caught by off-duty cop who happened to have spike strips with him. TAA-DAAH (W/ faces o' meth mugshots)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post: Sure, Oklahoma, you had some pretty bad tornadoes. But we've got tornado problems, too. Why, we've had two in the past year alone and another one could be really, really bad for us. Keep us in your hearts as you rebuild
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Just another normal morning in a Tampa newsroom. And then Hulk Hogan shows up and wants to do the weather, Brother
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teenager taken to court for hacking in to a friends computer and taking her savings. FARK: Her virtual savings on RuneScape
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Atuk zug zug, caca Lana
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(Some Brewmeister)
 
 
 
Lawsuit trolls aren't just for technology apparently. Some poor little brewery in Kentucky is being attacked... help 'em out
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(Boston Magazine)
 
 
 
Darth Maul lobster found; Disney sues for licensing rights
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
FEMA's quick measure for how hard hit a disaster area is--check out the local: A) Department of Transportation, B) Department of Public Works, or C) Waffle House
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
My psychiatrist said I do not have a mental illness, therefore I have every right to call 911 100 times in a month to report satellites that are crushing my chest and squeezing my brain
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Congress in 2010: Why isn't the IRS looking at these political groups filing for 501c more closely? Congress 2011: Why is the IRS scrutinizing these organizations? Congress now: Why can't the IRS read our minds?
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Man finds rare comic book during home remodel, then has it torn during argument with in-laws. "That was a $75,000 tear"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
A newly-wed couple got back from honeymoon to find their home painted in the style of Mr Blobby - as part of a revenge prank by the groom's brother
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
"Fu𐑙k Cancer" hats get sisters tossed from mall. FARK: They were shopping for funeral dresses after their mom died of cancer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Temporary Tattoos May Put You at Risk," Yeah, the risk of being a complete douche
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
The suspect reportedly said "What?" one more time
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Rich people problems: For $43,000 a month, you'd think you could get a little peace and quiet in the Big Apple at your 72nd-floor duplex. But no, you have to sue your neighbor over the noise
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(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Jodi Arias feels betrayed by jury. And you know how she deals with betrayal
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(Lancashire Evening Post)
 
 
 
Parents of identical Down's Syndrome twins applied for state benefits for their children - one child was accepted the other refused by the authorities
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(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
How to: Hit on your bartender. The correct answer is D) Just don't even bother, because you'll either come across as a drunk asshole, or a creepy stalker, which in your case is probably closer to the truth than you're willing to admit
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Imaginative plumber builds the world's fastest fully-functioning toilet that can doo doo 55mph - still trying figure out what's squirting out the exhaust
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Facebook pics led to arrest of alleged members of Crazy White Boys gang who will now be called the Crazy Dumb White Boys Gang
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In response to yesterday's story about suburban poverty, it turns out that suburbia has more poverty than cities because suburbia has more people. Math, how does it work?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Riots in Stockholm spread to suburbs. Look, we *all* can't win the Eurovision contest
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WaPo fact checker gives three "Pinocchios" to the doctored Benghazi emails claim. Proving once and for all that we cannot trust a single soul within a 50 mile radius of D.C
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(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
McCain upset about Apple forcing him to update his apps
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(Local 12 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Alcohol-stealing thief leaves apology note, cash for the beer ... because God told him to
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bystander to fatal accident becomes an accomplice to a hit-and-run homicide in just one sentence
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(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
New study shows massive jump in amount teenagers are willingly sharing online, growing amount of yelling at their parents for looking at the information, plus an increase in door slammings
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NASA and Google announce formation of Skynet
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
If you're visiting the Craigslist 'missed connection' posts regularly, perhaps consider moving to Prague
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(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
If you happen to be in Boulder, Colorado today and have a spare $8, a Croatian faith gazer will heal you and everybody else in your group with his loving stare. Or for $72 you can get a full-day pass to his gazing sessions
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Louisville offering classes in making moonshine; bathtub gin production triples
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Boston Marathon bombing suspect gets death penalty
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Great, now Baby Boomers want to pretend they're 20-somethings living in group houses again
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this old shoe
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(Fark)
 
 
 
3rd Annual Geek Pride Night @SkyBar in Bowling Green, OH, 8p May 22, Farkers welcome to the party
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(io9)
 
 
 
That's going to leave a tan mark that may be hard to explain
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(Metro)
 
 
 
All in all it's just another brick in the haul
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"If you're going to act like Nellie Olsen, you're going to dress like Nellie Olsen." Mom punishes bully daughter by making her wear thrift store clothes. With Before and After shots
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Real estate tip: Just because your house overlooks a golf course doesn't mean it will always be a golf course
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Man breaks into fortune teller's home to get his money back after love spell fails. Guess she didn't see that coming
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Marijuana bacon. Dude
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
You run out of gas along the interstate. Do you A: Call a friend for help? B: Call a tow truck? or C: DRUM SOLO?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thanks to generous donations a 91 year old WWII vet will not be evicted from his home of 56 years by his daughter
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
News: 31-year-old woman spends £20,000 on clothes for her 8-year-old son. Fark: She's hot (w/pics)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Obligatory before and after images of Moore, OK
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Sami Bouzaglo, co-owner of Amy's Baking Company, faces deportation after it's learned he has convictions for.....wait for it.....extortion, threats and drug distribution. Meow
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Tue May 21, 2013
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
If you're going to rob a bank, it's probably best to wear a disguise, not a floor-length, green ball gown with your hair done up and face exposed
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
One of the last three surviving Jewish fighters from the Warsaw ghetto uprising of 1943 has died - here's one last l'chaim from Fark to Boruch Spiegel
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Senator who voted against disaster aid for Sandy: now is not the time to discuss my position on Federal disaster aid. Did we mention he is from Oklahoma?
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(Time)
 
 
 
Gay man comes out as Boy Scout
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Vertical Pink Houses may be the future of farming. John Mellencamp unavailable for comment
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this foxy gaze
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(Salon)
 
 
 
From a new romance novel inspired by Michelle Bachmann: "He touched the void inside her, pollinating her pink flower like a master bee." I have the weirdest boner right now
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Hey, anyone want a free lighthouse?
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(ELLE)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Smart is awesome for many reasons. Most of all - telling Nancy Grace to STFU
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(Red Cross)
 
 
 
Tornado Relief Photo Caption Contest; What is this relaxed survivor telling the Fire Fighters. Link goes to the Red Cross disaster relief donation page
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Missing pregnant goat returned home after being found tied to a post alongside the road with sign saying "FREE LAWNMOWER"
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(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
Man kills self in Notre Dame cathedral in Paris. Tour guide not surprised, says he had a hunch back at the bell tower
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop these munching marmots
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
High school teacher put on suspension after touching student with a banana. "That is disgusting, very disgusting," said the grandmother of a student at the school
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Want to buy a blood sample that came from Mahatma Gandhi? It is up for auction in London
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Ron Paul says, Fix the IRS by Shutting It Down 'once and for all'. Ron Farking Paul
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(Hodinkee)
 
 
 
Don't you love it when you buy an old watch at a garage sale for $40 and it turns out to be the geiger counter watch James Bond used in Thunderball and might be worth $90k?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Amy's Baking Company is hiring. Wait... Amy's Baking Company... that name sounds familiar. OH HELL NO
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(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Thing you can scratch off your bucket list: Having to call the Icelandic search and rescue team because the iceberg you decided to use as an outdoor dinner spot drifted too far from shore
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(Indiegogo)
 
 
 
Eyewear company seeks assistance to give two patent trolls important life advice, specifically on how they can go f*ck themselves. Bonus: I'll buy a beer for anyone who wears this t-shirt to a Fark party -Drew
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
You can do a lot of bad things as a priest and hang on to your job. Plagiarizing sermons from sermons.com is not one of them
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Sponsored Content is Pretty Farking Awesome (Featured Partner)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Guatemalan ex-president convicted of genocide last week gets a mulligan
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Is Pope Francis a wizard?
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(Biography Channel)
 
 
 
I pity the fool that don't wish Mr. T a happy 61st birthday
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
As if the lightning, tornadoes, rain, and hail weren't bad enough, the Midwest is bracing itself for a Pollen Tsunami
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Confused former UK Cabinet minister thinks gay marriage will force him to marry his son
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Thieves buy convenience store with rubber check, sell gas at a big discount, mark everything in the store at 50%, collect $50,000 and scram before the downpayment check bounces
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Man attacks cop outside Planned Parenthood, almost gets a late-term abortion after the cop shoots him
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Feel free to cross Moscow on Syria or missile defense but hose them on Eurovision? ГОВНО ПРОСТО СТАЛ ПОДЛИННЫМ
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Just when you thought you've seen it all on the Internet along comes the "cat beard" people
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Remember that mentally-handicapped newlywed couple that had to live in separate group homes? Well an offer has been made to let them live together in a group home. Clearly someone realized how retarded this all was
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Football Coach can't beat up the other teams cheerleaders so he a) has players come help b) punches senior citizen defending them or c) both
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Best Koreans are serious as hell about protecting their fishin hole
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man whose face was chewed off in zombie-like attack still recovering -- by strumming guitar. Wait, what?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hard to believe but something good comes out of an interview with one of the survivors of the terrible tornado in Oklahoma
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(Standard Digital (Kenya))
 
 
 
Hey, who we got to do a porn story in Kenya? Well, Odongo is free. Perfect
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Teenager taunts cops on Facebook, "catch me if u can." Since you're reading this on Fark, you probably know what happened
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Clearwater police show Washington D.C. how to handle a scandal
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(Bubblews)
 
 
 
Hey, who put that giant hole in the middle of the street? Somebody could drive right into tha
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
The printer isn't working, so come back next week to finalise your divorce: The excuses made by Chinese marriage registry clerk credited with thwarting 500 divorces
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
For sale: Most expensive single-family home in the U.S.: 13,519 square feet, 12 bedrooms, 50 acres spread over two islands. $190 million. Negotiable
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(BBC)
 
 
 
A little too late, but the 1845 Irish potato famine pest has been identified
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
If you are going to flash your fake badge to get into a strip club free make sure real cops are not around
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Obama giving the finger to treaty to help get e-books to the blind
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
NASA is funding the development of 3D printing food for deep space missions
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(Short List)
 
 
 
"Some problems may occur several days after the consumption of this product" - The waiver you have to sign before eating the new world's hottest pie
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop this 7-minute workout
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Who's the luckiest person in Florida? Even luckier than the Lotto ticket holder of the $590-million jackpot? The estranged wife of a man whose gun malfunctioned three times as he tried to shoot her
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Would-be bank robber kicked out of bank, so he goes across the street to rob a CVS
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(Talking Points Memo)