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Sun February 24, 2013
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Tan Mom, banned from every tanning salon in her home state of New Jersey, plans to beat ban by moving to London (w/pics)
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Thirty-eight maps you never knew you needed
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
The 10th known case of the coronavirus has been discovered. It's like SARs but without all of the comfort of knowing what it is or how it's spread
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(ArtsJournal)
 
 
 
TSA wrecks concert cellist's instrument and bow by slamming the case lid down in order to close it. TSA employee's excuse: "I thought there's always room for cello"
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this brick layer
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Abe Vigoda celebrates another year walking among the living
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(Child of a flower child)
 
 
 
The wonders of 1969 High School fashion: A) Rainbow pants once seemed normal? B) Vests with fringes were practically mandatory? C) Flower children looked stoned even when they weren't? D) Nobody is fat
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(My Fox Chicago)
 
 
 
Here's an easy one. What do you get when a band named Mindless Behavior holds a meet and greet at a Detroit shopping mall?
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
If you are going to pass a snowplow, don't pull in front of the snowplow right away, as you might spin out of control and embarrass yourself as well as your family name
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(The Daily News - Longview)
 
 
 
An 18-year-old Black lab mix so cool that the 'No pets' sign at the local sports complex lists him by name as an exception to the rule
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently "Let them eat cake," was not an option in this house
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Prehistoric humans didn't have toothbrushes. They didn't have floss or toothpaste, and they certainly didn't have Listerine. Yet, their mouths were a lot healthier than ours are today
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Planning on ordering a pizza for family night? NYC's Nanny Bloomberg says, you can forget about ordering that 2-liter bottle of Coke with your pizza delivery
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Quebec's language minister calls for moderation after language police targeted an Italian restaurant for having the word 'pasta' on the menu
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Chemical pollutants in water linked to small penises
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: The worst job in the world. LGT inspiration
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(France 24)
 
 
 
"What does your river look like?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A look at what diseases you can get from drinking corpse water
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(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Woman: Is this heaven? Courts: No, it's Iowa. Woman: You bastards
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Not a good month for the Pistorius clan: On the heels of Oscar Pistorius' murder charge comes the news that brother Carl Pistorius is facing a murder charge of his own
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
A moment of silence please; delightfully hot and piquant, with a touch of vinegar, silence
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Aspen locals peeved about Michelle & daughters ski vacation; complaints mainly focus on the how they brought 'color' to the bunny slopes
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Headline: People are choosing botox over paying their bills. Article: Cosmetic surgery procedures are growing despite the bad economy. Correlation, meet causation
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
That four-year old photo of you puking beer down your blouse will be permanently enshrined in a naturally cooled, sub-arctic data center in Sweden, and there's nothing you can do about it
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
MIT officials are now under fire for not going full retard on yesterdays' bogus shooter claim
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida and old people. What would you expect?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Amendment VI: In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
The "Land of 10,000 Lakes" and the largest fresh water reservoir in the world is starting to dry up. You betcha everybody panic
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(Lancashire Evening Post)
 
 
 
Being John Malkovich: Champion motorbike rider poses as Hollywood star in counterfeit shoe empire
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Minnesota casino sets record for world's biggest burger with one ton, 10-foot diameter bacon-cheeseburger
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
25 years ago: "Oh my God, look at that bald eagle." Today: "Oh my God, look out for that bald eagle"
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Maine man can whistle all he wants on the streets of Portland so long as he keeps walking. "You can arrest me a thousand times, and the day I walk out of this jail, I'll be whistling out the door"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
What do you call a lawyer trapped in jail for four hours?
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Prom Night 2013: Not what prom night used to be
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(Wuffie Yiffikins Bigknot)
 
 
 
Mother leaves unfavorable review for hotel after her road trip was ruined by a bunch of furries holding a convention in the same hotel
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
1964 Popemobile now on display in Tacoma. Holds 12 passengers, has bullet proof windshield, viewing balcony, hidden seats for the kids
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
The media is hounding you with questions moments after you've been arrested for trying to burn down your estranged wife's home. The correct response is: A) 'No comment.' B) 'Speak to my lawyer.' C) 'She deserved it'
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Photoshop this self-portrait in the showers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember the homeless man who returned the ring he was given in error? He has over $100k in donations yet he doesn't think he deserves it. "What has the world come to when a person who returns something that doesn't belong to him & all this happens?'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sleep well, America: the Department of Homeland Security has seized over $17 million in counterfeit NFL merchandise
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Having a rough day? Here are some heartwarming pictures of Calvin and Hobbes photoshopped into real photos to make you smile
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Hipsters vs. hundred year old church. Guess who's winning
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(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
"I'm drinking a Sam Adams in all 351 towns in Massachusetts and I'm doing it for charity," Ruggere said
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Lyle Lanley strikes again as 93 riders stuck on Dallas zoo monorail
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
When playing a hockey game against a high school named for Ronald Davies, the man who ordered the desegregation of Little Rock Central High, it is NOT okay to dress up as the KKK
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Not news: Boy is hospitalized after burning himself with a cigarette lighter Fark: Boy's father caught stealing video game systems from hospital's waiting room
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Britain's thriftiest MILF beats recession by recycling tea bags three times, stealing toilet paper from public bathrooms and making her kids watch telly in the dark (w/pic)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
We'd like to welcome our passengers aboard Balls of Steel Airlines. We'll be taking off from an altitude of 10,000 feet today
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(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
Holy crap
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up live at the top of the hour, it's that Alaskan f*cker and his radio show, Livingston Stapler Co. Presents: 2 or so hours of music without structure or reason. LGT stream or go to KRNN.org
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(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Naked tattooed man breaks into lingerie store, shops the racks, and leaves wearing a dress and a blond wig
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Sat February 23, 2013
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man charged with felonious "polluting to harm humans, animals, plants." His crime? Releasing a dozen helium-filled balloons
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Note to people who need to kill someone: most "hit men" are undercover cops, so you'll just have to do it yourself
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Biker gangs roam the streets of English cities warning drivers of ticket-writing spy cars
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Diablo Arlequin dancer
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
North Korea warns the US that it faces "miserable destruction," which as destructions go is one of the worst kinds
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Woman charged with illegally entering a school bus...c) because she did not like the assigned seating on it
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(KeysNet)
 
 
 
Because of gun threat, middle school ordered locked down -- through e-mail
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
In their latest attempt to take over the world, robots have learned to pole dance
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"If a slave is whipped five times a day, how many lashings would he receive in a month?"
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(Winston-Salem Journal)
 
 
 
North Carolina debuts driver's licenses for "all non-US citizens" that say as much, with a bonus hot pink stripe. Sheriff Joe seen taking copious notes
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(Press TV)
 
 
 
Iran to hang four bankers for $2.6 billion in fraud
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
The Denver Post wants everyone to know how to grow their own weed
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Insane crash marks end of Nationwide race at Daytona. Debris in stands, multiple injuries reported
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
A Virginia Supreme Court justice | Wants to read poetry to us | He sends thugs to the can | Attends poetry slams | And hopes this link doesn't end up under FarkUs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So did the flooding of NY's subway tunnels during Sandy drown the city's rats? Probably not' because as one rat-hunter put it: "I have seen them dive over 70 feet, swim 500 yards, give me the finger and head for the hills,"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over. Ron Jeremy has been cleared to have sex again
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Merkel mockup
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
There are crazy people, then there are those who make their own personal theme park, like these three
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Old and busted: potentially black, male Pope. New hotness: potentially blackmailed Pope
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
A mom who abandoned her teenage sons to start a new life is shocked that they wanted nothing to do with her years later when she was facing life-threatening surgery
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
"The raising of that flag on Suribachi means a Marine Corps for the next five hundred years." Have a good Iwo Jima Day everyone
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Highway Patrol ends pursuit by ramming motorcycle going 125 mph
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
"Police were called, and upon arriving they determine the chicken had, in fact, been stolen from the crock pot." Chicken trifecta now in play
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
High-end furniture, en suite rain shower baths, and on-site beer gardens - this is not your hippy father's youth hostel
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Iran is building 16 new nuclear processing plants and announces discovery of large new uranium deposits. Totally for peaceful purposes, of course
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(CBS Charlotte)
 
 
 
Wait ...there really are killer rabbits??
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(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Mother fined $5,000 for not having any tall counters, shelves, cupboards, or side pockets
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Decadence is having SEVEN kitchens in your house. Well that, and having an Olympic-sized swimming pool, 11 bathrooms, nine bedrooms and a movie theater
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(Slate)
 
 
 
If you thought the idea of a dog show was ludicrous, wait until you see pictures from a chicken championship
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(Independent)
 
 
 
University seeks healthy folk aged 25-40 who've never used drugs, to snort coke
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(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
Not normally good: shop gets graffitied. Okay, just this once: shop in Scotland clears out storeroom for the first time since, well, apparently ever, and finds anti-Hitler graffiti dating back to WWII. (With video)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Three smokin' hot sisters in PA convicted of corruption, this story has more irony than a Greek tragedy
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
AWWW, you look stressed. Here's $251,000. Better?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ohio mom claims there's nothing wrong with using duct tape to make her son look like Robocop
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(MIT)
 
NewsFlash
 
MIT advising people to "shelter in place" after reports of a person with a long rifle and body armor on campus (UPDATE: report "unfounded")
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(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Rescue team saves hypothermic and dehydrated woman lost in Arizona's Superstition Mountains while searching for the fabled Lost Dutchman's mine. Fark: again
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Bad: Pentagon grounds the entire F-35 fleet. Fark: This is apparently a monthly occurrence now
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Operators of a golf course in Australia hope the killer sharks inhabiting their water traps haven't escaped
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The U.S. Air Force is about to start bombing. Guam. With dead mice. Fueled by Tylenol. To save Hawaii. Michael Bay on standby
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you build an underground greenhouse everyone's going to think you're going to use it to grow pot even if you're not using it to grow pot
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this person in pink with a drink
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
New study says you shouldn't brag to your children about all the awesome times you had using drugs when you were a youth
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Washington Governor announces leaking radioactive waste at nuclear site poses no immediate risk to public safety or environment...because it will need a while to reach groundwater. Former Iraqi Information Minister nods approvingly
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
These prison inmates are doing hard time - bottle feeding kittens and socializing shelter cats until they are ready for adoption. Book 'em Danno - it's time for Caturday
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(10 News)
 
 
 
White Rabbit in hot water again after cussing at precious snowflakes. Never mind that the rotten crotch-fruit were pulling on his costume and acting like jerks, someone smells a lawsuit
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
If you are going to give money to charity let it be doing something like this
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Kettle brand potato chips releases a "Maple Bacon" flavor in the least surprising, yet totally approvable product launch of the year
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Fifteen photographs from a child survivalist training session, an encounter that pairs 9 year-old kids with AK-47s
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(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
Bartender fired for alerting police to drunk patron leaving bar. Hero tag seen brooding over a pint
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(Lowell Sun)
 
 
 
Lowell, Mass. spent over $50,000 on GPS tracking system for police but won't use it because police have a union
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(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
"Please take your Farkin' Christmas lights down..... Don't make me tell you again. Thanks Biatch"
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Snow plow driver fired after enjoying his job a little too much on YouTube
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Fri February 22, 2013
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Adolf Hitler running for office in India
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
US, "Niger, would you like us to send some drones to help with the terrorists"? Niger, "Please"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
FBI raids The Scooter Store, slow but highly maneuverable chase in progress
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
An engineer has come up with a tsunami survival capsule that will allow him to survive a test trip down Niagara Falls. He hopes
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Got $200,000? Your crappy self-help book can be a New York Times bestseller, if you don't mind buying your way onto the list
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Hungry? You won't be after seeing the worst discoveries in food products over the last few years
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(CBC)
 
 
 
In Ontario, it's now ok for cops to rummage through your house whenever they like as long as you didn't lock your door
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(Gizmag)
 
 
 
Photoshop this shiny travel pod
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(Nerve)
 
 
 
Your great-grandma's sex toy looked like a cake mixer
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Medical helicopter crashes in Oklahoma City. Two Dead, one survivor pulled from the burning wreckage by fast acting nurses from a near-by nursing home
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Friday and you've been good, so here's your chance to go out with a bang. Fark Weird News Quiz time. Timer starts....NOW
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Dear Media: Stop mixing up "Preppers" with "Survivalists" we are two very different groups. One group prepares in case of the worst and are sane people and the other are survivalist gun nuts
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
State Department of Transportation spends $174,500 sponsoring two cars in the Daytona 500 to remind Floridians to drive safer
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Poland Springs has a new flavor - gasoline
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
"In a world of smartphones and tablets, food porn has become the more wholesome version of its seedier namesake. Nevermind illicit videos and not-safe-for-work websites -- voyeurs now drool over pictures of pork belly and bacon"
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Unlikely product placement in movies and TV
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(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
Today's conspiracy theory on why the pope is resigning: gay clergy sex parties and the plot of Godfather III
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Today is National Margarita Day. Yeah it's another one of those fake holidays, but the plus side is it's another excuse to drink
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Next time you get into one of those "who's better, Army or Navy?" debates, remember that the Navy has Seal Team 6 and the Army has these guys
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
FBI to agents: If it's not too much trouble, please stop sexting, dating drug dealers and paying for sex
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"We are not A-cup Americans and DD-cup Americans. We are all just Americans, who love breasts"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Magistrate grants Pistorius bail, no decision on where to put the ankle monitor
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Sausage recall affects 11 states, D.C., your mom
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(The Australian)
 
 
 
US Sheriff vows to extradite spanking fetish Australian man who along with a former Florida prison guard that he met on the 'Spank-O-Life' social network spanked naked girls against their will. SPANK
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Remember the infamous Wendy's "Chili Finger Lady"? Welp, she's back, with a second helping of complete crap coming out of her filthy liar mouth
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Protip: when stealing the Hooters ATM, be advised they have this thing called a "jukebox"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Like the four-minute mile, many thought the 100 bags of heroin up the butt threshold was unattainable, impossible. But once again we've learned there are no boundaries what humans can accomplish
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(BBC)
 
 
 
From a "microbiological standpoint" the water was safe to drink, from a psychological standpoint, not so much
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Naked cooking blog sparks naked cooking craze, may leave you craving fish tacos or sausage depending on your appetites (NOT SAFE FOR WORK)
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(Uncrunched)
 
 
 
"A person with a gun and a government badge asked me to swear in writing that a lie was true today. And when I didn't do what she wanted, she simply took my boat and asked me to leave"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Three World Trade Center construction workers busted for making other hard hats sky high
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop this NASA antenna thing installation
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Thanks to the artists at Empire Ink in Akron, Ohio, the so-called "World's Worst Tattoo" has been crafted into a thing of beauty (link fixed)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study reveals 1 in 12 parents will admit to having a child they love more than the rest, while 11 out of 12 parents lie through their teeth
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(My Fox Dallas)
 
 
 
High school teacher gives assignment for students to write paper on anything they want. But if you write about hunting or attending a gun show. YOU GET NOTHING Difficulty: TEXAS
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(Wikia)
 
 
 
During WWII, Canadian soldiers were armed with chainsaws for use in close combat. The Germans did not see that coming
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
While Americans work to take guns out of the hands of people, police in Thailand are arming their dogs
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Reporting fellow police officers who threaten to kill the President? That's a firin'
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(ABC Local)
 
 
 
In a small Pennsylvania suburb, your neighbor's two friendly dogs escape and end up on your land. Naturally, your only option is to murder the dogs and then leave a taunting voicemail for the dogs owners
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(The Guardian Express)
 
 
 
This could have a big impact on the US and Mexico
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Oh, so you left the state for 4 years to serve in the Navy? You're an out-of-state student now. Pay up
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bad dog. Do not play fetch with unexploded ordnance from WWII
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
If you tweet "Let's kill the president. F.E.A.R.,", expect a visit from some guys wearing suits. And don't use the old "I meant the president of Assyria" excuse. They've heard it before
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
When the threat of a blizzard looms, people on the East Coast stock up on milk, bread, eggs, and toilet paper. People in the Midwest stock up on beer, wine, and liquor
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(io9)
 
 
 
Old and busted: World's largest ball of twine. Ne hotness: World's biggest bowl of Lanzhou Beef Noodle
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Thu February 21, 2013
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Russian ghost cruise ship mysteriously appears after two months adrift, 1300 nautical miles off the West Irish coast
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The hottest trend in men's fashion? Blankets
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
VW's 261 MPG car is here, and it actually looks like something you would want to drive
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Man with horse head disrupts Weather Channel shoot in Nebraska
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"The student loan crisis is a myth," says an article with many pretty charts that all somehow completely miss the point
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Tired of your hair? At least your options are unlimited. Women in North Korea get to choose from 18 different hairstyles, men get 10
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Come to beautiful Lake Tahoe....the clear, azure waters, the snowpacked mountain vistas, the luxurious pine forest ringing the lake, the giant 1.5ft, 4-lb goldfish
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Five-year-old boy, asleep at home causes huge police search with sniffer dogs and a helicopter. Did anyone check under the bean bag?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this prosthetic peeper
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Could a deadly virus wipe out all of mankind? Let's ask this viral expert. Yep, according to him, we're all gonna die
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rehearsal review
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Britain to India: You know that big-ass diamond we stole from you about 150 years ago? Yeah, you're never getting that back
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alladin is dead. Jafar & Iago wanted for questioning
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sure, Mississippi is getting lots of heat for only just now repealing slavery, but lots of States haven't ratified existing amendments. For example, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Vermont and Utah never authorized the 16th amendment, so NO TAXES WOO-HOO
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Elementary school teachers, who are apparently NOT high on crack, claim that having their students bounce up and down on giant rubber balls rather than sitting at traditional desks makes them more attentive and calm
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Russian meteor truthers sound just as stupid as any other conspiracy theorists
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Massive car bomb explodes near ruling party building in Damascus. Subby hit refresh and the total killed went from 35 to 53
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The U2 spy plane has been patrolling the world for almost 60 years, so damn skippy its pilots should eat gourmet in-flight meals, delivered through special heated ports in their helmets
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Still wondering why we have not discovered alien life yet? Here are five insane theories that could explain it, including the theory that we are not worth their time
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(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
When fleeing the police raid on your meth lab, remember to take your: (a) key (b) wallet (c) kids
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
What's wrong with molding mashed potatoes into a boob and licking it? A lot, if you work at KFC
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
GTA V released early in Las Vegas
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In post-Soviet Russia, Government declares you must live longer. Government also declares beer is alcohol, not food
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(Today)
 
 
 
Doctors: Smoke all you want, just quit by 44 and you'll be A-OK
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Smoking-hot Chinese women over the age of 27 are considered 'leftover women' because they're still single, despite being intelligent, and having good careers. With helpful pic of the very hot Wang Tingting, who could get dates by name alone
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Damascus defeats religious fundamentalists by lifting ban on alcohol
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Leading candidate to replace the retiring Pope being questioned about sexual abuse in archdiocese under his jurisdiction from 2002 to 2009
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Caption this boisterous Bacchus
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Boff, Bonk, Pow, Kapow, whamm, zzzzzwap, bam...Batman takes on Batsman. The Dark Knight triumphs
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
The still-unidentified Technoviking is suing Matthias Fritsch for recording his dance and making him a meme. Do not taunt Happy Fun Technoviking
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Shoeshine man saves his tips for Children's Hospital Free Care Fund. For over 32 years. Totaling over $200,000. Man that shine really shows off the dust on my shoes
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(Photography Is Not A Crime)
 
 
 
Reporter nearing 950,000 flown miles on United photographs his seat back. United throws him off plane, breaks his guitar
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photos depict the aftermath of WWI, makes you wonder why they needed to make a sequel. (slideshow)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
With two historically revisionist novels about the killings of John F. Kennedy and Abraham Lincoln under his belt, Bill O'Reilly is now writing a book entitled "Killing Jesus"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Here's a breakdown of where the the most common Missed Connections on Craigslist took place broken down state by state. Unsurprisingly 15 states below the Mason Dixon list Walmart as a great place to pick up chicks
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pentagon plans furloughs of nearly entire civilian workforce, because totally unnecessary aircraft carriers don't build themselves...oh wait
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
12 inches or more coming in the next few days. Oh and there's some metric asston of snow on the way too
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Couple that left poodle in such filthy conditions that "Its eyes were shut with feces. It couldn't walk. It couldn't eat" plead not guilty to animal cruelty
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
City folk are whining as the Midwest gets half a foot of drought relief
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Social media is training China's citizens for democracy. Uh-oh
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Homeless 32-year-old man sues his parents for allowance because they were.... well he says they are to blame for everything he's ever done in his life
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
After more than a decade, man reunited with his dog in a place that must have been a dust factory at some point
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Long Arm of the Google: Google knows all, sees all, especially if you're stupid
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(Network World)
 
 
 
Petition tops 100,000. White House will now need to explain why unlocking your cell phone is a crime
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Everybody in the Oscar Pistorius courtroom not charged with premediated murder, take one step back. Not so fast, lead investigator Detective Hilton Botha
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Ok. Which one of you did this? Fess up and we'll go easy on you
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(Kinston Free Press)
 
 
 
O.J. Simpson offers Olympic murder suspect some advice
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Los Angeles completes 1984 Olympics traffic plan by synchronizing all traffic signals
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(Bubblews)
 
 
 
A Tesla experiment gone wrong? A Black Hole collision? A UFO crash? The Smithsonian Channel goes all National Enquirer with alternate theories for the Tunguska explosion in 1908. And it's pretty cool
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The worst free-throw attempt ever, finally explained by the woman who took it
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(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Aspiring Playboy Playmate's Plan B: purse snatching
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man claims porn collection worth $6,500 stolen from home
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It's about time: The Royal Horticultural Society has decided at long last to recognize the common garden gnome
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(Hawaii 24/7)
 
 
 
Great news, kids - there's a new fun-filled activity book about rat lungworm disease. Oh, joy
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Co-founder of Tombstone Pizza dies at age 86. Peperony and chease
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this spring training silhouette
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(96.1 KISS)
 
 
 
No matter how horrible your girlfriend treats you today at least she didn't beat you with a Furby
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"The ideal in the shoe-size-correlation studies would be to measure a fully erect penis...as an alternative, most researchers stretch the non-erect penis before measuring its length. It turns out there is more than one way to stretch a penis"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The new smash hit on Norwegian television? A show about firewood. That's 12 hours long. "I couldn't go to bed because I was so excited"
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Here's four helpful tips from Popular Science in case you wanted to follow in the footsteps of the $50 million Brussels diamond theft and heist yourself some valuable jewels
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
College student calls police to report gunshot in the area but it turns out it was actually something called a newspaper hitting the sidewalk
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Theft of Salvador Dali painting was "almost surreal"
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Gillette under controversy in Brazil because their ads...c) show prejudice against hairy men
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Women are being faced with the dilemma of violating federal law if they choose to defend themselves against rape
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Past due on your rent by $2600? That's a paddling
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
The fire inspector who signed off on the Rhode Island nightclub where 100 people died in a fire in 2003 now living on a $4,360-a-month, tax-free pension
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Woman raises money to get man's dog back, man angry she offered to pay his bills with the leftover donations instead of giving him cash
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
What every boyfriend and husband already knows, women can take a year to put on their make-up
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(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
Not news: School makes teen change out of inappropriate tshirt at school. Fark: Her "Don't drink and park... accidents cause kids" t-shirt
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife and I came from the same sperm donor. What do we do?"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Got a speeding ticket from a speed camera? Here's why you should always show up for court (and plead guilty)
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 407: "Office Space". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed February 20, 2013
(The Australian)
 
 
 
Switzerland's only wild bear killed by wildlife rangers, because it *could* pose a threat to humans
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(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
New software will monitor your kids on Facebook and alert you if: (c) they're holding a gun in a picture
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(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
Police search suspect and find seventy-five chopsticks hidden in his pants. Subby has used chopsticks, done the math, and is pretty sure that one of those wasn't a chopstick
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Much like construction crews at lunchtime, pining bottlenose dolphins call out the "names" of their loved ones by whistling
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
BBC 6 Music apologizes for playing Jimi Hendrix's "Hey Joe" after running the news about Oscar Pistorius murdering his girlfriend
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(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
"The good news: Special K is totally free of horse meat. The bad news: it's totally full of broken glass"
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Not news: 23-yr-old woman having sex. News: outside in her yard. Fark: with a pit bull
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(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
Some stories have it all. 500 pound man riding motorized shopping cart is being accused of setting a fire at Walmart to cover his shoplifiting tracks. With pics of what a 500 pound man riding a motorized cart thru Walmart would look like
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Prosthetic hands stolen from car, victim unable to come to grips with loss
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
What kind of world do we live in when a man can't sit on his couch and scratch his balls without his girlfriend yelling at him?
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(WBRZ Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
New chocolate toothpaste could revolutionize oral care, practical jokes
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why so many straight women and gay men are friends? Here comes the evolutionary psychology
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop these men and module
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Fantasy: Well, thank goodness we Americans are safe from that whole horsemeat scandal. Reality: Our beef is way more disgusting than any European meat, horse or otherwise
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(Baltimore Brew)
 
 
 
Bus drives wrong way onto freeway. The scary part is that the bizarre signs make you sympathize with the driver
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(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Lucky bakery customer winds up getting extra dough, after employee mistakenly puts bread in bag with till from cash register
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
I have a dream, that one day all men who wish to wear pasta strainers on their heads in a driver's license photo will be free to do so
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this draining picture
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(Science World Report)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that men are from Mars, women are from planet Oh God Why Are You Still Talking, Sweet Jesus Do You Ever Get to the Point
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Fan creates "Breaking Bad" "Methopoly" board; properties include Tuco's Shack, the White Residence, Madrigal Electromotive and Los Pollos Hermanos. And "Get Out Of Jail Free" is "you called Saul"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Doctors discover too late there's a vas deferens between a healthy testicle and a malignant one
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Pub landlord who beat off four muggers while holding fish and chips fined by police when they decide it was just codswallop
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Because there are parts of elementary school that haven't been hammered into tedious regimental drudgery by education bureaucrats who haven't set foot in a classroom in 20 years: gym class, now with math and grammar drills
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lesbians in England will soon get free fertility treatment, or so I've just read through my binoculars
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
The final world on the whole Tesla vs New York Times comes from Popular Mechanics. In a nutshell: a pox on both of them (link fixed)
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(CBC)
 
 
 
News: Children on weekend bus road trip text parents about wintery road conditions. FARK: Parents immediately call 911 instead of the 11 adult chaperones on the bus
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Investigator says Pistorius' account of how he killed his girlfriend consistent with what police found at the crime scene. Wait, you mean there might be another side to the story? What are we supposed to do with these torches and pitchforks?
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Take this Microbrew and Shove It. Why all those crappy towns bragging about their hipster districts and artisan burritos and up-and-coming brewpub scenes are really not that cool
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How to turn your Girl Scout cookies from something great into something awesome
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(Slacktory)
 
 
 
Pick-up artists get replies from @horse_ebooks bot. Fine with them, they still try to have sex with it (Not safe for work language)
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(Mega 949)
 
 
 
Fists of Fury: country club board election edition
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
You can't ride your bicycle drunk with another guy on the handlebars and then strangle the female cop who stops you for running a red, even if it's your birthday
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Despite stem cell restrictions and record low Congressional approval ratings, Florida clones Senator
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(Muskogee Phoenix)
 
 
 
Three-year-old saves family from fire, waking slumbering parents by going to their room and saying "Mommy, my bed's on fire." Then, during interview, he announces: "Let me go, I want to go run over there and spit"
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Perk #99 of being a convenience store clerk: Getting hit in the neck by someone's balls
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Warehouse worker packing stress balls punches boss in face
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tire manufacturer CEO asked by France to take over one of their struggling companies responds with "Oh, wait, you are serious? Let me laugh louder"
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Twitter app allows users to be just as narcissistic and boring after death as they were in life
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(The Spectator UK)
 
 
 
What American hipsters think of Holland: weed, hookers, perfect Utopia of freedom. What Holland really looks like: underage runaways, sex trafficking, forced prostitution, the knowledge that you've become the armpit of Europe
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(CONELRAD)
 
 
 
42 years ago today the National Emergency Warning Center mistakenly sent out an emergency warning message that sent the public into a panic. With audio of the alert from WOWO radio in Ft. Wayne Indiana
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Virginia's governor to sign bill banning drones from flying over the state, except for emergency situations like an Amber Alert. Move along citizen, they're for the children
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Secret US military flights carried equipment and personnel to North Korea. Also, don't ask what they were about because they are secret. Especially you Japan
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Wanna be to be a phony cop? There's an app for that* (*App does not come with warning to leave your pot at home)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Stalking, harassment, and home invasion are illegal. Unless you're in a union
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
UK shoppers are now buying less meat after the horse meat scandal. Come on, how bad can horse meat be when you are living where they serve haggis, eel pie and crappit head?
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
Photoshop these panhandlers
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Pro tip: If you're driving without a license be sure to obey all traffic rules. But if you happen to get pulled over don't give the deputy a phony name unless you're sure you can spell it
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Toppling truck leads to worker rapidly rising through the ranks, from tree trimmer to roof impactor to leg breaker
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(National Cancer Institute)
 
 
 
Chk-mate
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Dear students, not to discourage your dreams of making it big as a pop star, but Glenn Medeiros, who had number-one hits in the US, UK and France, has been promoted from history teacher to vice-principal
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Experts fear North Korea is about to become the 7-Eleven of nuclear goods for rogue states around the world
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Evolution taught humans to stand upright to see over the savannah...except we started standing upright before the savannah came about. You win this round Creationism. But just wait until we talk about the appendix
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Kristen Stewart voted the least sexy actress working today. LINE
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
This company is a wonderful place to work as long as you don't mind bald doll heads, overflowing bins of doll arms and legs, and a doll cemetery occupied by discarded doll body parts
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Pictures of Christopher Dorner's dead body are being offered for sale by unnamed sellers. Looks like the LAPD wants to show everyone what happens when you cross them
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(Philly Burbs)
 
 
 
You want me, a New York City drug dealer, to take the train across two state lines to your boring residential suburb in Pennsylvania and sell you some coke? Sounds legit
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(NextGov)
 
 
 
$4.6 million Predator drone downed by rubber cement
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Gas prices rise on news that... well... demand and refineries and... um... look, we don't actually know why prices are going up
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DC Office of Weights and Measures investigators fight to ensure you don't get stiffed by short pours
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(Photo District News)
 
 
 
When you really need the latest issue of Popular Mechanics or a bag of pepperoni pizza Combos to get you through that one-hour subway ride back to Brooklyn, these guys are your best friends: New York City's newsstand attendants
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bank guard in China creates touching tribute to the recent Family Guy episode
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Video proof that the only reason that the Russian meteor didn't destroy our entire planet was because an alien UFO materialized in front of it and destroyed it before deep impact
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
This week's mugshot round-up is like..... Yea right. For sure. Gag me with a spoon. That's so gnarly dude
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New microchip implanted in the eye can help the blind see, be tracked by the CIA
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(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Police to murder suspect: "Gee, that's awfully nice of you to come by to turn yourself in. But we're closed for the day. How about you go to another police station or come back tomorrow?"
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(CBS Houston)
 
 
 
Sheriff: "People spontaneously combust all the time. It's just not widely reported"
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Marijuana tourism is on the way to Colorado, but the state will put up signs in airports and borders telling visitors they can't take pot home
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Before preheating oven for evening snack, make sure your boyfriend didn't leave his .45-caliber Glock 21 magazine in it again
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
New and busted: Cat walking on your keyboard. Old hotness: Cat walking across your 15th century manuscript. YtR C🐾ÆðYBf ilemY X🐾HſyǷr AO TSiL🐾I dc
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Parents give six-year-old an inedible bedroom for his birthday so he'll stop getting plastered
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Clever airline seats that give you more room, look like Borg regeneration pods
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Almost anything can be purchased online, except a new car from an Internet-only dealership. Turns out sleazeball dickwad car dealership owners are in bed with sleazeball dickwad politicians, thus ensuring you're screwed forever
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Could this be the stupidest Starbucks Coffee customer ever
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cult leader's wife recounts horrific sect's acts
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's so cold that digging graves for a funeral can take up to three days as ground has to be thawed with hot coals
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Tue February 19, 2013
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Explosion and major blaze at Kansas City shopping center after car crashes into gas main, 12 people injured (w/video)
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
For the record, traditional holy water is made from blessed water. Not vegetable oil, bleach and Tabasco sauce
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(Travel + Leisure)
 
 
 
Need a way to attract the younger traveler? Swear in your brochure
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Bad: Low water pressure in your hotel room. Fark: Due to a dead body in the rooftop water tank
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(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Today's (kinda want) teacher/student conjugation comes to us from Pasadena, Texas. With phone text lesson plan goodness
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Because everybody secretly wants to look like a postal worker, USPS announces its plans to release a new line of USPS outerwear. And for some reason this agency keeps losing money. It's a mystery
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(Some Fake Fieri)
 
 
 
Guy Fieri forgot to buy the domain name of his restaurant, but since this is Fark, you can bet someone else did, and hilarity ensued
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Everything is done bigger in Texas: Woman has two sets of identical twins at once
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Another shooting spree in Los Angeles area. Is it Tuesday already?
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
"If there's one thing growing up in the rural South taught me, it's that you should never urinate off a porch onto someone with a loaded weapon"
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this homebound hostage
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(Big 1059)
 
 
 
Murder, rape, refunding an out of state 10 cent can. "What are things you can go to jail for?"
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philadelphia man found not guilty of repeatedly striking officers fists with his face
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
6' 3", 250-lb woman told to go be fat somewhere else by masseuse. Fark: big lady had just run a half-marathon
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Armless pilot just few in, and boy are her ... um, yeah
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
11 kids and on welfare. The obvious thing to do is buy a horse
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
We're about to find out if three misdemeanor wedgie offenses equals a felony
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(Photo District News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this long-necked lady
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(News 1130)
 
 
 
Attention apartment residents: please do not taunt the dynamite junkie
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox main page: "Why Mindy shot her dog first." Hmmm....let's think about this
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Aurora, CO man arrested for making homemade bombs, questioning wizardry, carrying concealed neck
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
First Burger King, now Jeep
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Need to stop a rapist? The University of Colorado recommends urinating, vomiting or telling the rapist that you're menstruating
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Stung: Citizen did you know the FBI has a clandestine cellphone tracking device known as the "Stingray", that's been deployed across the United States for almost two decades
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(Red Hot Russia)
 
 
 
Smoking hot Russian chick now single after finding picture of her boyfriend with another woman on Google Maps analogue
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Air Force's "micro-aviary starring micro-UAVs that resemble winged bugs. The drones swarm through alleys, crawl across windowsills and perch on power lines. One of them sneaks up on a scowling man with a gun and shoots him in the head"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What 200 calories looks like
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sure, I voted for Obama 6 times. Didn't everybody? FARK: Said the Ohio poll worker
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(Fox 45 Dayton)
 
 
 
Jesus told the man to huff gold paint, so it's OK
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(Press of Atlantic City)
 
 
 
So, 65-year-olds aren't allowed to carry switchblades on commercial flights? Good to know
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(Ann Arbor News)
 
 
 
The brothers of ΠΚΑ, Michigan chapter, in order to invite some ladies over for a party, took this totally-heterosexual photo that they're now scrambling to explain
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
The mysterious case of the 13,000 boxes of Girl Scout cookies found in a landfill
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(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Below par ball spotter left with handicap after being hit by a golfball for the ninth time
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Houston, we have a
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
33-year-old woman busted for hiring strippers for her 16-year-old son's birthday party at a bowling alley. That's over the line
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Syria re-discovers the reason that Famine and Plague are generally depicted as War's best buddies in classical art and myth
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
To be fair, calling 911 repeatedly to ask for a ride will eventually work
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Four year-old finds a bag of drugs at Chuck E. Cheese. I remember when they used to make you redeem tickets to get your prizes
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Coastal portion of South Carolina considers the plot from a Simpsons episode to help ease traffic
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Georgia prepares to execute the state's smartest man
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(Muskogee Phoenix)
 
 
 
Brothers, 6 and 7, run away from salvage yard. While authorities focus search on 19 acres of junked cars, the two boys break into a house a mile away, ransack it, eat food and draw on each other's faces
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband loves wearing women's gym clothes when he works out. Should I be worried?"
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Not news: fake dinosaur released in London stunt. Fark: one small girl's terrified reaction
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Did you know you can drag a bankruptcy out for years and your creditors can't touch you? This guy does and he has a new home $100k in bad debt and he still hasn't given up on his tropical vacations either
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
I dare you 200,000 yuan to swim in polluted river, entrepeneur tells Chinese environment chief
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A horse is a horse, of course, of course. Unless, of course, that horse, of course, is pasta with beef
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
"Do you want to take a ride in my new car," "Do I have to be at work every day," "Could I get a pay advance," and other questions you should never ask during a job interview
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The latest European fashion trend? Mantyhose. And yes, it's exactly what it sounds like
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
"Alien slime found at nature reserve after meteor strike"
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