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Sun February 17, 2013
(Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
Man watching Lincoln movie discovers that Mississippi never officially officially ratified a ban on slavery, because Mississippi
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Not sure how someone winds up with the name "Jetta Disco," but she's made the best of it by winding up as a spokeswoman for the Coast Guard, resulting in "wait, what did I just read?" moments in articles
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
OK, Pope coming out now
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What's the best WiFi network name you've ever seen? "PedoBarn", "Dial Up Networking", "FBI surveillance" are all winners
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(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Vancouver bar forced to discontinue popular house beer "Albino Rhino" after human rights complaint
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Black journalist dresses as Klansman to denounce black-on-black violence, which kills more black men every 6 months than the KKK ever killed in its whole history put together
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The worst cities for single, college-educated women to find a decent man. The worst place? Sarasota, Florida, though you'd think anyone with an advanced degree would know well to stay well away from that state
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
"She told the investigating trooper that her and the boyfriend were getting a little amorous and the trooper suspects that's probably why she lost control of the vehicle,"
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
NewsFlash
 
Mindy McCready guarantees #1 selling album and a Grammy Award for next year
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The man with the £1million testicle
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(Chron)
 
 
 
The Alamo will exhibit the historic "victory or death" letter written by Lt. Col. William Travis. The letter will be displayed in the Alamo's basement
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(Foobies)
 
 
 
I'm a shark, I'm a shark, I save on fuel, I'm a shhhhaaarrrkkkk
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
U.S. Marines get their new mascot. Bulldog. 9 weeks old. Some attitude. Magnificent. Photo to make you go OO-RAH. And Aw
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(Foundation for the Law of Time)
 
 
 
Let us rise up, throw off the shackles of the Gregorian calendar, and adopt the simplified 13 Moon Calendar. And have a happy Galactic Moon Kali 11 Kin 5 Red Overtone Serpent
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Windy City watcher
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
News: Widow, 91, has to sell everything to bury her Husband. Not News: ABC News fails to point out the ways readers/viewers can help her
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(Berkshire Eagle)
 
 
 
Massachusetts DA warns school children that he will turn them into unemployable, ostracized sex offenders if they get caught sexting
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
Loss of $31,370 in alleged drug money from police custody definitely was not an inside job. The cash must have been left on the roof of a cruiser and blown away
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Hi, I'm Dan. I heard you guys need a ride. Let's get out of here," says man who just jumped into the ocean from a perfectly good helicopter. In a hurricane
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Apparently trees are more important than people, as environmentalists set fire to Greek gold mine
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Redemption: Collecting cans and bottles for the deposit is tough work, and the number of people in NYC collecting cans for money has seemingly doubled in the last 2 years
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What does a nutty artist do with 30 acres of land and too much time on his hands? Behold, The Garden Of Cosmic Speculation
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The ocean teems with fascinating things. Fish, crabs, shells, 1850s locomotives, barnacles...wait, what?
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Driving recklessly at 100mph, crashing into a Mitsubishi Galant, killing one woman, injuring another, and sending a child through a windshield? You better believe that's a prison sentence--wait, you're a state trooper? Charges dismissed
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Can you learn to like music you hate? Sorry, NPR, I'm not a Belieber
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(France 24)
 
 
 
All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landing there
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
13-year-old boy's postcard mailed in 1967 finally reaches his mom. Well, how fast did you expect it to arrive for just 4 cents?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"I think the impact of decriminalising, of regulating [class A drugs], of taking this activity out of the hands of organised crime, is the way to improve our society right now"
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(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Bowling alley bouncer claims he was fired for protesting racist dress code. That's right, a bowling alley with a bouncer and a dress code. Spare me
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Despite all Bob Barker's rage, I am still just a possum in a cage being gently lowered to the ground on New Year's Eve
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Some lottery winners wisely invest the money from their jackpot. Others accidentally blow up their home after going on a meth-and-marijuana binge. "The victim was wearing a lottery T-shirt during the explosion"
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're determined to shoplift a bottle of wine, pick a better vintage than one that goes for $3.04 a bottle
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
If you're a cop, things rarely end well after you starting lending your police car, uniforms and other gear to your meth-dealing pals
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop these excited fathers
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(USGS)
 
 
 
Pffft. You call those meteorite strikes? How about this one from 35 million years ago in the former Native lands, now called the U.S.A
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Eight things killing the Harlem Shake, which is apparently some sort of nervous disorder
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
There's a lot to mock about the 80s, but it truly was the Golden Age of the morning breakfast cereal
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Behold: the power of FARK
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(Augusta Chronicle)
 
 
 
Southern School Shamelessly Swindled: Presidential Edition
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
A peckerwood will tick off the cops. A hammerhead will invite the rescue squad. But this guy is a Peckerhead, He runs from the cops and needs the rescue squad
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(DNA India)
 
 
 
Bad: You get shot to death. Worse: After being stabbed repeatedly. Fark: After being beaten with... a coconut?
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Enough is enough, I have had it with these motherfarking farts on this motherfarking plane
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Not news: Japanese schoolgirls wearing panties. Fark: On their heads. WTF, Ja... actually, wait, I'm okay with this
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The long, storied tradition of the Baby Dolls, a group of women who dress up in doll-like outfits and wear clown makeup
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour, it's the return of Livingston Stapler Company Presents, live radio from Alaska hosted by a farker. LGT stream or go to KRNN.com
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Python Challenge results: 68 caught. Hulk Hogan inconsolable
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Sat February 16, 2013
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Man tells police the reason he killed his mother was because the dream police told him to. That's a cheap trick
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
4chan internet tough guys create Chris Dorner web-based video game. Heads asplode
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(io9)
 
 
 
The 11 biggest lies that mainstream nutrition has told you
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
U.S. presidents as horror action figures, featuring Baracula: History's greatest monster
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Photoshop your prediction for who the new Pope will be
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Not your child? Fark you, pay ongoing support anyways. Child's an adult? Fark you, pay ongoing support anyways. Child's been dead for 20 years? Fark you, pay ongoing support anyways
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Times trend reporters discover hot new trend of Brooklyn creative class migrating to the suburbs of NYC and bringing along their foodie tastes, tattoo art and fringe culture to create "hipsturbia" (link foxed)
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Naked, drunk and wandering the streets is no way to go through life, 10-year-old
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(Salon)
 
 
 
New essay claims that gun violence is caused by... (spins blame wheel)...let's see... movie critics. Now that's a new one
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(TG Daily)
 
 
 
Dogs recognize other dogs on computer screens, which means your dog is probably surfing for doggie porn when you leave the house
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Five-year-old survives after his dad plows into a cop car while going 130-mph. And yes, there is video of it
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
If you're a farmer and a hunter, snowmobiler, or sports enthusiast hurts themselves on your property, you're legally in the clear. But if one teacher in your barn on field trip falls through a hay hole, you better lawyer up
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
It appears that Beavis has dyed his hair and graduated law school
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Bear attacks car looking for food. Pic-a-nic baskets, Stephen Colbert on high alert
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Pizza shop offers 15 percent discount on pies to gun owners, will never be robbed
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this big bather
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Jacksonville, one of the biggest cities in America, hasn't hired a traffic engineer because he might want to fix speed traps
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Massachusetts spent $15,450 to make sure politicians had clear parking spaces two days before the rest of Boston
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
The police blotter for America's third most expensive zip code is a thing of first world beauty
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(Inventorspot)
 
 
 
"Look out buddy, you got chocolate on my shrimp chips." "I'm not your buddy, pal, and you got shrimp chips on my chocolate"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Is it not enough that this man owns a mansion and the world's biggest yacht that he can't get some privacy on Manhattan's West Side?
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Now sit ye lads and hear the lore, of the sea shanty singer killed by a falling door. His manager at his side was also doomed. Both of their lives, far too early were consumed. Aargh
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A Mississippi couple demanded that their newborn not be handled by African-American personnel. Did I say Mississippian? I meant Michigan. Stupid north
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(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Archbishop of Milan still a front runner because people believe Pope Scola hits the spot
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
If you're a prosecutor in Texas, and you hide DNA evidence to convict an innocent man of murdering his wife allowing the actual murderer to go free, then we'll promote you to Judge
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rhode Islanders repeatedly call cops over 12-foot snow penis
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Women hate the word "panties" because reasons
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(Lancashire Evening Post)
 
 
 
102-year-old woman celebrates her birthday. Her secret? Cigarettes and alcohol
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN finds out about Rule 34. Let's hope Rule 34 doesn't find out about Wolf Blitzer
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Tebow bill sacked
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
From the "not thinking the cunning plan all the way through" files: After getting plastic surgery worth over $15K each, two girls now experience their artificially enhanced bodies as a "curse". Because they attract too much attention from men
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
First lawsuit against 'Triumph' owner Carnival Cruise Lines has been filed: "Plaintiff was forced to subsist for days in a floating toilet, a floating Petri dish, a floating hell." Floating
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Grand Rapids rapids may become grand and rapid again
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
"Detectives had brought in three women from the Walton Avenue house for questioning, taking carpet samples for possible DNA matches, as well as a talking parrot"
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
How many beers would a beer thief steal if a beer thief could steal beer? 570
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Russian bombers probed U.S. defenses around Guam at the same time as the president gave his State of the Union Speech. Military officials refused to speculate about the timing, but Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
"Guttierez never got her glasses or cell phone back. But she made sure she did take pictures of the injuries to her face, and pictures of the two sandwiches, just in case police needed that for evidence"
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Meteor seen in California skies. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this silly sea lion
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
If you wait until February 3rd to take down the Christmas decorations, maybe you deserve to be attacked
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Oh Canada. Oh Canada. OH CANADA
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
"They are sick and tired of hearing about the fact that they had a freaky sexual relationship"
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(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Man discovers 16 cats trapped without food or water in a foreclosed house. He promptly transports all of them to the vet, and pays $1000 for their exams and treatment. Someone invite this guy to join us on Caturday
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman marries man that killed her twin niwt reh dellik taht nam seirram namoW
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
If you live near Chicago, there's a good chance the cop pulling you over has a higher BAC than you do. But that's OK. It's in their contract
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"For those keeping track," another naked man pulled from Green Lake
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists at the No Shiat Sherlock Institute for Health discover that putting sugar on vegetables makes kids eat them more
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Englishman survives outback ordeal by thinking he'd better drink his own piss
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Someone is sending out fake lesbian wedding announcements to small-town newspapers
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Four years. 90 expeditions. Six countries. Seven states. Bigfoot is finally found and killed. At a Home Depot
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Of course, it's always the indefinite article "driving with A dildo in his mouth". Never, "driving with HIS dildo in his mouth"
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(News 10 Albany)
 
 
 
It's just not a school assembly until your smokin' hot mom gets on stage and starts stripping. With mug shot
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Some people may regret having an ex-lover or band name tattooed forever, but not the folk who added a permanent yellow Livestrong band to their wrists
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Russia has its very own Meteor Truthers, who claim their country was hit by a secret US missile in an effort to spark a new Cold War
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(Gaston Gazette)
 
 
 
Woman accused of breaking into house and stealing porn, shirt
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(National Post)
 
 
 
If you work at a beer store, find a vodka bottle filled with wiper fluid, drink it over the course of two days, and then die, hey, it's your employers fault not yours. O Canada
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Fri February 15, 2013
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Moob jobs becoming more popular
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Days since last mass hatcheting: 0
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Tilly's otter pops
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(Photobucket)
 
 
 
Photoshop this abfahrt
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
If this 'Meteorite-Like Object' that just exploded over Cuba has any truth to it after the Russia meteorite and the other one that just missed us, Subby's going to look into bunkers
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(Politicker)
 
 
 
They're not banning everything just yet. They still need to ban banning things
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(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
It's just a wild guess, but for some reason it doesn't look like this woman wanted her mugshot taken
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Creamy peanut butter is -- and always will be -- better than chunky
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Okay, pull up your pants, it's time for this week's Fark News Quiz. Just kidding, you don't need pants for this
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Meet Casanova, a 1-month-old ugly-assed African penguin chick
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this super-sized snowman
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Drunk teens prevented from having sex in public by police. FARK: They try again at the same place minutes later
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
The world's most expensive BLT: "...rare breed pig bacon, sliced truffles, saffron, a free range egg, and of course, edible gold dust." The world's tastiest BLT: Wonder Bread, canned tomatoes and iceberg lettuce eaten naked at 2:30am
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Nothing good can happen when a screaming 2-year-old African-American boy is seated next to a 60-year-old racist on an airplane
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
You're traveling to the airport. Did you remember to close the garage? Set automatic lights? Coat your spark plug cables with coyote urine?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man lives with 15 inflatable toys & says he would marry his favorite. The Sun is there
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The South rises again to take down all those cotton-pickin' horsefeathered gotdamn Yankees who have the nerve, I say the gumption, I say the sheer unmitigated gall, to call something like chicken and waffles a "southern dish"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The latest degree that is quickly becoming a bad value: MD
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(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
Worst vacation ever continues as cruise ship's bus ride home breaks down. Ironic, Fail and Asinine last seen thumbing for a ride
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(600 WREC)
 
 
 
CNN anchor compares stranded cruise ship to Hurricane Katrina. Except no one died, or lost every possession they've owned. Other than that, totally the same
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Higher education isn't for everyone, Cletus
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
30 percent of office romances lead to marriage. The other 70 percent lead to awkward post-breakup interaction and headaches for the HR department
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
University of Missouri suggests professors not assign homework on Wiccan and Pagan holidays. Unfortunately, Festivus is still not recognized
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Women are hiring "Flirting Coaches" to land the perfect guy that's not you
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Best Korea goes all NRA: "The only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke"
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When you are being released from a holding cell, do not punch the officer freeing you
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(WTOV9 Steubenville-Wheeling)
 
 
 
A political science professor tells students not to use openly fictitious parody of real-life news sites like The Onion or Fox News as sources for their work
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(Kaiser Family Foundation)
 
 
 
Burglars raiding house flee in terror after accidentally waking up...the little girl's pet rabbit
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
NC lawmakers say women should duct tape their nipples to stay out of jail (pic in link is mildly Not safe for work)
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(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Meet the Four Salesmen of the Apocalypse
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(Short List)
 
 
 
If you spent an hour solidly guessing, you wouldn't even come close to guessing what Stanley Kubrick's favourite 90s comedy was
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(Blogs.com)
 
 
 
62 year old albatross has baby, sudden curse of bad luck
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(Parenting Magazine)
 
 
 
Twenty baby names making a comeback. Wearing an onion on your belt soon to follow
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Just another day, another middle school beat-down caught on camera. Kids these days
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(US Army)
 
 
 
Mouth device being developed by US Army shown to treat TBI, Parkinsons, and Multiple Sclerosis. Still no cure for budget cuts
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(CBC)
 
 
 
News: Member of RCMP counter-terrorism unit shackles, abuses detainee. Fark: His son, in the basement
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
CDC announces that STD epidemic costs over $16 billion a year, leaves many scratching their heads
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What would actually happen if asteroid 2012 DA14 hit for real?
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(WIVB)
 
 
 
Guy who went on the local news complaining about how minorities are committting crimes and ruining his neighborhood arrested for robbing a bank
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(Short List)
 
 
 
If you see anything better today than this 2000-year-old mummified cat, then you're in a strip joint my friend
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Crippled cruise ship Triumph finally docks in Mobile, Alabama. Upon realizing they were in Alabama, passengers demand to be put back out to sea
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(WTAG News)
 
 
 
Knock Knock. Who's there? A drone missile in your living room
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(LA Times Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this student's smoking statement
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tears of joy at a funeral? It could happen because the VA just allowed the first ever same sex spouse burial
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Jack in the Box heiress and former San Diego Mayor gambles away more than $1 billion. When she dipped into her late husband's charity, things started to get messy
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
The US is beating domestic violence
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN Money decides to step into the spat between Tesla and the New York Times by driving the same Boston to D.C. route in the Model-S as the NYT's reviewer did. "With a full battery, there was no need -- none at all -- to nurse the car's battery"
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Street corner monkey-handler doesn't get it why public officials would have a problem with him putting a doll mask over the monkey's head and making it beg for money
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Toddler swallows 42 magnets while left alone in the kitchen. Doctors just don't know what attracted him to the things
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Somebody abandons a horse at the humane society. Woah
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
In a shocking turn of events, the commander of the Naval Special Warfare Command says the former SEAL's claims in Esquire are full of crap
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Having a drink every night that was once thought good for you, but later found bad for you, then good again has once again been found to be bad for you
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to burglarize a house, be sure it doesn't belong to the police chief
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
What's dumber than harassing somebody on a bike? Calling the police who show up to investigate, 'slime.' What's dumber than that? Bringing up Christopher Dorner's name after they taser your ass
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Politican claims jail is good for Australian Aboriginals because it sobers them up
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Beef. The other white meat
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(Russian Machine Never Breaks)
 
 
 
At least one meteor strike confirmed in Chelyabinsk, Russia. Conflicting reports suggest moderate damage, possible evacuations underway. (w/multiple dash cam video HolyFarkness) (now w/working link)
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(Fox 45 Dayton)
 
 
 
The most sure fire way to get rid of bed bugs - Burn down the house
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Thu February 14, 2013
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
The Crypt Keeper and her son accused of U-Haul robberies
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Parents arrested after school nurse finds a roach in their nine year old son's ear. Not the good kind of roach, either
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(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Student with scary black Glock AR-47 tactical assault shovel terrorizes school into lockdown
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Couple get married in IKEA. Will spend wedding night assembling Part A into Slot B. Hopefully none of the nuts are missing
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Not sure if sketch of the suspect was provided by police department, or art class 101 student
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(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Walmart: Cum for the low prices
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this reptile in the reef
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
What's worse than getting an ear worm? How about one that's lasted for three years?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fish around the world are becoming easier to catch because they're drugged up on anti-depressants which mellows them out
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you don't know how to drive a stick shift, you probably shouldn't try to carjack a Corvette
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Couples fall in love through Instagram. Ugly public breakup still through Facebook
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Car detailer finds an envelope with $1200 cash in a car he's cleaning and promptly returns it to its rightful owner, whose reaction proves him to be the biggest douchebag imaginable
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these two entrances at 2 pm
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
This article is about revelation that the Pope suffered a head injury during a trip to Mexico in March 2012. But really, you're going to click just so you can see what a Pope wearing a sombrero looks like
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Russian coach claims "If they expel wrestling now, that means that gays will soon run the whole world" because two guys getting to grips with each other on the floor wearing lycra is so masculine
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(Illinois State Journal-Register)
 
 
 
Fark Ready Headline: Southern Illinois family's syrup making mistaken for meth lab
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
It seems ordinary travelers have a problem when celebs bypass JFK security screening
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Finally, a worthwhile investigation: why the hell are greeting cards so damned expensive?
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
LBJ and Lady Bird love letters reveal cautious courtship with Johnson
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(Slate)
 
 
 
1: Invent a "social disorder" so that losers who can't talk to women don't feel like it's their fault. 2: Design counseling program designed to help the afflicted. 3: Profit
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Nice: Parents take adopted child for baby photos. Fark: When he's 13 years old
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British schoolboy put in isolation at school for wearing a real tie rather than a clip-on, due to "health and safety reasons"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For all of you gun enthusiasts out there, Captain James Cook's pistol sold for $227,000 at an auction
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(Newser)
 
 
 
What do you do with an ex-pope? If you happen to know, call Rome, because the Church isn't sure yet
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(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
Why yes, the man finally evicted after squatting for months in a foreclosed mansion has a new music video. (Florida tag trumps Weird, Stupid, Followup)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Amazon users rejoice after their angry campaign leads to toy Predator drones (for kids 3 and up) being pulled from the site. Oh, sorry, did we say "pulled from the site?" We meant "sold out in record time"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYT journalist gives his side of the Tesla S story. Jeremy Clarkson smiling, stroking cat
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Apparently some people question how a fire could burn a human body beyond recognition while leaving a perfectly intact drivers license handily available. Fark: The third copy of the license found in a week
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(The Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Judge cowers as Sovereign Citizen unleashes torrent of legal justice upon our dysfunctional judicial system. And by "cowers," I mean "throws the book at"
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(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Pit bull flips out and kills its humans. BAN ALL PIT- wait, the pit bull saved its humans from a house fire AND went back into the burning house to rescue the family's other dogs? Well OK, then
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Remember SARS? Well, it's back and it's being transmitted virally
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(Fark)
 
 
 
On this most joyous of romantic holidays, let us reflect on the very best thing about it...bad Valentine's Day Cards. Post them here
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(Mega 949)
 
 
 
"The driver claimed to know nothing about bags of flying marijuana"
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
This Valentine's Day, use the Rocky Horror method to find out if he or she is right for you
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Can we have this week's food thread early? What's a romantic meal to cook for Valentine's Day?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Trenton, NJ named the "least romantic city in the US" by people who aren't turned on by killing Hessians in their sleep on Christmas
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
We called in the location of wanted killer Christopher Dorner, now how about that reward money? Yeah, about that reward money
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(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
Problem: Professor grades on a curve. Solution: boycott final so everyone gets the "high" score (a 0) and therefore an A. Fark: it works
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
First came the floods. Then came the bats coughing, pooping, and vomiting up their virus. Just as the Bible predicted
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
What do a monster black hole and a newly married bride have in common?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Interstate closed due to traffic yams
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The official police response to the quote, "We are going to go forward with the plan to burn", is here: "We did not intentionally burn down that cabin to get Mr. Dorner out"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man involved in the less desirable version of a ménage a trois somehow makes it even worse
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Canadian Parliament reassures everyone that Canada will never become a safe haven for zombies. Sleep well, citizen, Big Maple Leaf has got your back
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Pygmy pachyderms passing, possibly pesticide poisoning. Pending proof, palm product plantation probable
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman needs four organs to survive, still has one hand free
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
After losing her Poise, woman charged with assault for throwing used tampon at officers. Now hopes that she can Stayfree
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Romance scams are common around Valentine's Day. I believed they're called "dates"
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
The key to saving your marriage is having sex with me. Trust me, I'm a pro. Said the marriage counselor
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
French driver trapped for an hour in a car speeding at 125mph with no brakes (or as it's known on the east coast, I-75)
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Mrs. Phillips, your 2nd grade teacher, has given you a project - make your own valentine cards for the other kids in your class
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Porn: making the world a better place since 1000 BC (Possibly not safe for incredibly uptight workplaces)
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Arizona court rules that you can be busted for DUI if you're caught driving with marijuana in your system even if the last time you smoked was two weeks ago. Yea, freedom
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(Gulf News)
 
 
 
An unknown Australian prisoner, jailed for crimes unknown, who had at least three aliases but is known as Prisoner X, and who may or may not be a corrupted Mossad agent, is found dead in his cell in Israel
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Man who was bitten by a cobra on trial for telling authorities he was bitten by a black mamba
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you're a teenager on the run, try to find a car with a lower profile than a Maserati
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
As promised, Tesla releases GPS log of New York Times reviewer. Obvious: Reporter was lying his stickshift off
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Woman might win $1 million dollars for coming up with a chicken-and-waffle flavored potato chip. Yet you mocked your college roommate when he thought of that exact same idea after smoking a bowl
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(Soshiok)
 
 
 
Seafood restaurant fines customers who don't finish everything on their plates and gives the money to the fishermen who risk their lives to catch the customers' food
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
One of the drug war leaders of the 1980s is now a fervent supporter of medical marijuana. If only he could have been in a position of power to do something to help legalize it
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man rejected in his bid to become the "Kanye West" of animal trainers tries to steal the biggest walrus of all time. OF ALL TIME
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There's a massive war going on right now between two invisible armies in our planet's oceans, and someday soon you're going to have to decide if you're Team Virus or if you're Team Bacteria
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
America runs into Dunkin's
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mobile internet devices will outnumber people in 2013. Skynet to become self-aware on August 29
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Iceland has decided that teens need to go back to using their mom's old lingerie catalogs
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(Marine Corps Times)
 
 
 
In a move that will in no way annoy combat veterans, the DOD has announced a new medal for drone pilots, and it ranks above the Bronze Star with V device. Because having to sip warm Mountain Dew 10000 miles from the front lines deserves a medal too
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(Last Angry Fan)
 
NewsFlash
 
Paralympian Oscar "Blade Runner" Pistorius mistakes girlfriend for a home invader, allegedly shoots and kills her
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(Canberra Times)
 
 
 
Golf: play 18 holes, chat to your mates, go for drinks in the bar. Golf in Australia: Use a spare tee to extract the venom of the poisonous spider that just bit your leg, then play the rest of the round
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Are you from Tittybong, Australia or perhaps Wet Beaver Creek, Arizona? Well here's a map that reveals some of of the world's most suggestive place names
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 406: "Pets". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed February 13, 2013
(AARP)
 
 
 
The world's worst suggestions for buying sexy lingerie for Valentine's Day
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New species of owl found in Indonesia. Scientists say it exists nowhere else on Earth, goes great with orange sauce
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Who says there aren't mountains in Florida? Mountains of glass count, right?
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man arrested for waving around a sword in public that "is known to loyal Star Trek fans as traditional Klingon Bat 'leth or Sword of Honor." Q'apla, Kurn
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(Bing)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Time travelers in the wrong place at the wrong time
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(Capitol News Service)
 
 
 
DOT decides speed limit is too low after Secretary of Transportation gets speeding ticket
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
'Dynomite Bandit' indicted on five counts by grand jury.......Good Times
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
If your girlfriend is following #BBC, you might not want to assume she's just checking the TV schedule
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this motorized mailman
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Hey Boo Boo, yeah you over there, I seem to have lost my way during this fishing trip"
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Tough: trying to make it on a teacher's salary. C'mon, man: having your W-2 state you have four times the taxable income you actually do
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(Travel + Leisure)
 
 
 
Cabbie ripped you off? There's a number you can call and get paid for it
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(WSAV Savanna)
 
 
 
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Woman checks into hospital thinking she has a hernia. Checks out with a new baby
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(Houston Press)
 
 
 
25 employees protest outside chef's restaurant demanding $15,000 owed in back wages, chef sends out two pizzas as compensation
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(Americablog)
 
 
 
The AP bans using the words "Husband", "Wife" and "Fellow Human" when referring to married same-sex couples. Yes, some people have a problem with this
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Chernobyl roof collapses under snow. EVERYONE SHOULD BE ABSOLUTELY CALM
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
What are you giving up for Lent?
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(Rock 103)
 
 
 
Show that woman that's not your wife how much you care today. Feb. 13th is Mistress Day
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(Doubtful News)
 
 
 
Have proof of Bigfoot? Create your own journal and claim you are like Galileo
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
History teacher in hot water after lassoing student, leaving bruises around his neck. Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
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(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Conditions on disabled cruise ship in dispute
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Two teens with extremely poor eyesight have sex with 35-year-old mom posing as 15-year-old girl. Bonus: Mom met with one kid's parents
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Survey reveals that Brits are most likely to join the Mile High Club. They do love their bangers, don't they
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
In today's dealing of scientists with nothing better to do, research shows guppies hang with their ugly friends to make themselves look better when finding a mate
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(Slate)
 
 
 
How people were anonymously snarky before the internet was invented
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dear Abby: My two daughters are sharing one husband when it comes to sex. My husband says any man who would refuse this "set-up" would be nuts, but I think it's horrendous. Should I continue to protest or let it go?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Town officials: "You can't park your school bus at your house, ma'am." Bus driver: "Screw you, it saves the school money"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"Helicopter parents depress kids." Why are you sad, Johnny? WHO DID THIS TO YOU? WHERE'S YOUR TEACHER, THAT BIATCH
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
40 minutes of raunchy phone sex played in court. Greatest. Murder trial. EVER
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(io9)
 
 
 
Life has been discovered beneath the Antarctic ice by team of scientists who have never once seen a John Carpenter movie
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Man swipes Krispy Kreme truck, leads cops on chase
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Worried that hurricane victims might not know how to best spend a sudden windfall of insurance money, banks have decided to just "hold on" to about $210 million in Sandy payments. You know, for a rainy day
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Amidst all the doom and gloom over "out-of-control" government spending, the Treasury Department notes that in January, the U.S. had a $3 billion surplus. No, that is not a typo
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
In a decision that is sure to have the district's lawyer beating his head against the table, Jackson, OH school board votes 4-0 to keep up the picture of Jesus that's hanging in the high school
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's mugshot roundup comes to you from the 1800s with the unusual suspects
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(National Review)
 
 
 
The latest scourge that's ravaging our children and causing trillions of deaths every day: Fun. I mean, amusement park rides
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(Info Wars)
 
 
 
An Arizona man hopes to cash in on a $5 million payday for an innocent little joke about carrying explosive peanut butter on a plane
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man manipulating the malleable metal
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Today's safety device that will actually kill you, defile your corpse, and do lewd things to your mother is: Airbags
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(This Is Gloucestershire)
 
 
 
Armed police raid home after toy mortar gun spotted on Facebook pic. GO JOE
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
It's a sad state of affairs when morning shock jocks are the relatively decent people in a lawsuit. Police sergeant who is godfather to son of the lawyer accused of sordid DUI shenanigans, however
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(Diva Asia)
 
 
 
Today's manufactured liberation: Adults who refuse to let societal norms stop them from celebrating Valentine's Day just because they're single. "I am celebrating my independence"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The "beer belly" IS A LIE
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Banana Joe the 'Monkey dog' walks away with Best of Show at Westminster
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Ugliest Woman in the World' returns to her birthplace in Mexico for burial more than 150 years after her death. Insert 'Your Mom' joke here
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Dorner kebab
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Florida man arrested for performing surgery in a motel room while dressed as a woman, again
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Recent event shows that even police dogs have a sense of humor
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man facing jail for 'disgusting' extreme porn uses Pete Townshend defense, claims it was for research
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
New law lets HOA foreclose on house immediately if you miss a payment. Bonus: you can't legally challenge whether you actually owe the money
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Tue February 12, 2013
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If you're going to try and take a bunch of people hostage, use something more threatening than a fire extinguisher
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Cute blonde high school girl has a bigger IQ than Einstein and Hawking. The Sun is there
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
University of Colorado in Denver is proud to announce that they're the best place in the country to go for a fake ID
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(Rochester Institute of Tech)
 
 
 
Photoshop this glass gazer
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
NewsFlash
 
Possible sighting of cop-killer Chris Dorner, shots fired in Big Bear and Highway 38 closed in area for manhunt (link goes to live coverage)
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Letting a 3 year old pump gas is now "child endangerment" in Pennsylvania...begging the question...what is in Pennsylvania gas?
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(University of Hawaii)
 
 
 
The phenomenon of repeating a word or phrase until it loses meaning is called "semantic satiation." semantic satiation semantic satiation semantic satiation semantic satiation semantic satiation semantic satiation
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Photoshop a movie poster for a stand-alone Star Wars character
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ahmadinejad to be shot into outer space, Teen Mom's uterus already in syndication, and Pau Gasol to miss six weeks of trade rumors: some of Fark's favorite headlines of the week for 2/3 - 2/9
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(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Man says he lied about being kidnapped by church for ex-gay treatment. And he lied about being gay, too
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(Truthout)
 
 
 
Tip your server, because this is what it's like to be one
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Today's First World dilemma: Are doggie treadmills a good investment?
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(Big 1059)
 
 
 
Dept. Of Ed. Chief says they will NOT teach creationism, intelligent design in schools; story evolving
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(CF News 13)
 
 
 
Florida lawmaker files "Sunshine Protection Act" to stay on daylight saving time forever because he gets sad when it gets dark early and he has to go back inside
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sometimes the headlines write themselves: "Times Square Spiderman claims 'punching a woman in the face for not tipping him' was 'self-defense'"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're going to carry an illegal loaded semiautomatic firearm in NYC, it is probably best to not press your luck by trying to beat a $2 subway fare
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(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
With cheetah populations dropping because of breeding difficulties, in come the companion dogs to play wingman
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Nothing says "I love you" like a cute teddy bear stuffed with crystal meth
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(93.9 MIA)
 
 
 
A hospital? What is it? It's a big building with patients that you go to when you're sick that you have a 20% chance of revisiting a month after you're released, but that's not important right now
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Des Moines, Iowa will allow the city's homeless to live in a tented community near a major bridge and thoroughfare. No word on when a fence will be erected "for their safety"
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Mr. Christian seeks answers in hearings regarding sinking of HMS Bounty. This is not a repeat from 1789
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Wife desperately searching for her dentures, which disappeared after she left them in the glove box of a friend's car and he wrecked it in an accident. Hubby really needs to have a talk with the 'friend'
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
People hate Valentine's Day almost as much as they hate St. Patrick's Day
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Drinking 10 liters of Coke every day substantially reduces the likelihood of age-related diseases
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(CBC)
 
 
 
A young boy has some explaining to do after five schoolgirls get burns on their buttocks from a toilet seat cleaner and he has burns on his elbows
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're driving around with a suspended license and the cops pull you over, you're not going to trick them into thinking you weren't driving by exiting out the passenger's door
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Democratic Nevada legislator turns out to be another gun-grabber
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
From bad to worse: Disabled cruise ship to be towed to Alabama
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Brown University students can now change their major or go for a major change
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The Bitter Barista won't have that crappy job or stupid boss to blog about any more
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
No-legged boy doesn't want any birthday presents this year. Instead, he ask that you donate to the animal shelter that provided him with his three-legged dog
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
How is a Malian Islamist waterborne raid like boxing in a canoe? They're both fighting close to water
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(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Previously used merchandise can often be purchased at discounted rates. Ric Romero has the scoop
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's Generation Whine story comes to us from Lehigh University where a snowflake is suing the school over a grade she earned...four years ago
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(BBC)
 
 
 
It's crêped up on us again, happy Shrove Tuesday everyone
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man who was spying on his neighbor through peepholes in her ceiling is caught when she noticed her cats looking up at him. Ceiling cat is so confused
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
We have here runes, fossilized animal excrement, devil worship, privateers, and a witch doctor named Waktu Lemak - in short, we have a typical Tuesday in the Telegraph obituary section
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Redskins' RG3 unexpectedly finds himself at a Sweet 16 pool party during knee rehab
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Apparently, if during a drug bust you claim to be working as a police agent, the DEA will just let you go without any proof whatsoever
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Thumbbody should have left the exotic dancing to professionals
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(Naples Daily News)
 
 
 
Never, never ever trip alone. Or you may wind up in a convenience store asking customers not to eat you
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(WSHE Fort Lauderdale)
 
 
 
It's not often a 30-ish woman like myself strikes up a conversation with a teen boy like you. | like | poke | i'm a man |
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(Minnesota Public Radio)
 
 
 
Need your car repaired? Get an estimate. Need your roof replaced? Get an estimate. Need your hip replaced? Good luck getting an estimate...or even a ballpark figure
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Fortunately for his girlfriend, Larry Bird's son doesn't have the old man's accuracy
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(BBC)
 
 
 
British man beats off 4 attackers without letting go of his fish and chips
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Owl all up in woman's grill about being run over
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(Chaos Computer Club)
 
 
 
Feminists flash their breasts at Notre Dame cathedral to celebrate Pope Benedict's retirement
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pope isn't resigning because of health issues, but he'll still guilt you into feeling like you caused his resignation
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
When they came for the wizards, I did not speak out - Because I was not a wizard
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Catering company that ran an illegal nightclub suspended for serving shots
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(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
It never looks good when the cops see you driving your car on the sidewalk with two flat tires
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(Trebuchet Magazine)
 
 
 
Not just face-eating zombies, gators and gang warfare. Florida now comes with world-leading Shark Attack figures
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Iranian stealth fighter takes to the air after finally leaving the 'Shop
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(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
Smashing into a semi truck while drunk is pretty bad, especially if your daughter is in the car. Even worse is hiding your marijuana in her pocket only to have her give it to the cops and tell them you put it there all the time so you won't lose it
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
What's -4^(1/4)? Apparently not what you think it is, according to Google (Fark: Not safe for work)
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(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
The Pope's retirement may open him up to prosecution by the International Criminal Court for sheltering child abusers, oh snap
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(Today)
 
 
 
Study finds the way boys behave in class affects their grades. However, no studies have been conducted yet about how nailing the hot 20-something teacher affects boys' grades
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Getting rid of the only thing that has any flavor in British food could save as many as 20,000 lives a year in the UK. Report doesn't make clear if it's due to health or starvation
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Smoking is bad for your health. Especially if you light up in your car while another passenger is using medical oxygen
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DC's "Teflon Defendant" meets Judge Glue
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Want to know if you live near a contaminated meth lab? CNN has a handy infographic just for you
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(Officer.com)
 
 
 
♫ You did me wrong ♪ 'Cause I've been through stormy weather ♫ And the beat goes on ♪ Just like my love everlasting ♫ And the beat goes on, you'd better believe it ♪ Still moving strong on and on ♫
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Parisian butchers going out of business as Kylie Minogue's fan base dwindles
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