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Sun December 23, 2012
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cute 27-year-old teacher arrested for sex with students. This week's teacher sex trifecta now in play (w/mugshot)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
USAF crews partake in one of the most important missions of the year. It's a little dusty in the room
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Riot police called as hundreds join in mass brawl at: A) European soccer match, B) Shopping mall, or C) California youth football game
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(Chron)
 
 
 
The 10 worst predictions of 2012. Yep that one's there, uh-huh that one too
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wet work
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The Holy Grail of teacher student forbidden love. I proudly present a female teacher arrested for intimate 3 year relationship with female student. G..G.... Giggity
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Nintendo advises you to unwrap, unbox, and update that Wii U Christmas gift before putting it back in the box and re-wrapping it so that special person in your life won't have to wait for the damn thing to upload
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Farmers' pesticides and water diversions ruining rural Northern California forest ecosystem and poisoning wildlife. Oh wait, it's pot farmers -- HOW DARE SCIENTISTS MAKE THIS STUFF UP AND SLANDER OUR HOLY, HARMLESS PLANT
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Eggnog, here comes the SCIENCE
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
485 lb. green bean casserole set to play in Peoria, Christmas day
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop these chilly Chinese
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Busybodies upset young boy fed at restaurant
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The rise of the ironic Christmas sweater
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(Complex)
 
 
 
How to get drunk with your parents
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Some of the "bravest atheists in the country" are waging a war on Christmas. And they must be stopped
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Just days after Hurricane Sandy tenants of NY Housing Authority shocked to find out that the rent is still due, told to pay up or GTFO
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New cancer drug that instructs defective DNA to self-destruct could cure half of all cancers, decimate populations of West Virginia, Kentucky, and Alabama
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Instant Photoshop: It's Festivus for the rest of us. Photoshop a Festivus Feat of Strength or a Festivus Miracle
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(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
The 10 worst gifts you can get your child this Christmas (besides a Total Fark membership)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Businessman writes $82 million in bad checks in two weeks. Welcome to Fantasy Island
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Smoking hot 26-year-old blonde: "I eat 10,000 Brussel sprouts a year" (w/pic)
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(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Sometimes a single malt whiskey is a far better reward than cash
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you're the King of Rock and Roll Debauchery you should be allowed to sell beer and let people smoke marijuana at your End of the World Sexy Santa Holiday B-Day Party at your home, which you call the Sausage Castle
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
This holiday season, don't feed your pet chocolate, avocados, turkey skin, pork crackling, sausages and other fatty meats, onions, garlic, grapes, raisins, macadamia nuts, or barbecue oil
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(Oxford University)
 
 
 
From the 'research that would've been good before people voted on it' file, THC levels in marijuana do nothing to actually reduce pain. So put that in your pipe
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop the man in sand
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Even if you think it's a great idea to bedeck your car with a massive amount of Christmas lights and drive around town with Christmas music blaring, the cops don't agree with you
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
In Arizona even if your plan is to give your friends baggies of pot for Christmas and you get caught with the wrapped presents, you'll still get charged with intent to sell
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Even though the Mayan Apocalypse has come and gone, the Yellowstone supervolcano is still gurgling away just beneath the earth's crust
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Happy Festivus to one and all. Air your grievances to the right
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And you thought they only hit you
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
5ft 7in tall, 171 pounds, with a chest-waist-hips ratio of 35-30-40 inches, ladies and gentlemen: 'The most nearly perfect physical specimen of womanhood' 1912 edition (Not safe for work content in article)
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Better late than never, it's a very Christmas Livingston Stapler Company Presents, with live TFer performance in studio -- two hours of radio hosted live by a Farker in Juneau, Alaska. LGT stream or go to krnn.org
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Mortally wounded man found outside of bowling alley, nihilists reported in area
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Sat December 22, 2012
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You thought bear cavalry was bad? They ain't nothing compared to the Ursine strategic bomber wing
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Beware...THE RADISH PEOPLE
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Teen posts shooting rumor on Facebook to 'see what would happen'. *giggle*
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Six schools shut down due to gun threats on Friday. These were CANADIAN schools
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you're a City Commissioner pushing for a ban on all food trucks, it looks a little hypocritical if you also own a restaurant right by where the food trucks would park
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
New GM pickups make it easy for you to check the oil, antifreeze, battery - especially at 55mph
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(Some Gizmo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bell and klaxon
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Clerk accidentally sells winning Megabucks ticket, wasn't even supposed to be there that day
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Our long National Nightmare is almost over: Twinkies are set to return to shelves in the coming months
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Priest who organized Catholic World Youth Day charged with production and distribution of child porn
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The new wave of Arab supermodels. You'd hit it like the angry fist of the Prophet
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thirty-five things that got banned in 2012. Unfortunately slideshows weren't among them
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's time to begin conversation about banning high capacity shovels
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme, holiday edition: Misfit toys. LGT inspiration
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's bad enough if you're a stripper and you lose a lawsuit against your boss for unlawfully firing you. It's even worse if the judge compares you to a church organist
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Marijuana lowers your sperm count. It's all part of God's plan to keep hipsters from reproducing. Pot kills most of the swimmers, and skinny jeans suffocate the rest
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Lady conveniently calls 911 to report a gunman at a Houston movie theater, while armed robbers are just down the street making a grab and go at Jared. Awwwwww, they went to Jared
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Game wardens regret killing cougars, now feel they were moderately hittable
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Irish erect "No Californians" sign
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Forget gasoline, if congress doesn't address the "dairy cliff", milk could hit $7 a gallon next year
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(Westword)
 
 
 
The ten best Christmas ideas for that special stoner in your life
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Pineapple grown in horse manure makes for hefty price tag, crappy pina coladas
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(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
Most people hit rock bottom once they're convicted for killing a raccoon using a machete and baseball bat. But not this guy
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Sold into sex slavery at age 10, Cal Grad at age 22
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"If your IQ is somewhere around 60 then you are probably a carrot"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
US marine pleads guilty to dishonorable discharge
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Year-end recap of the San Jose Police blotter. Campbell: A person was hit in the face with a bag of hot dogs on Thanksgiving. (Nov. 27)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
China's new leader Xi Jinping has repeatedly warned of unrest if corruption and perceived privilege within the Communist Party are not tackled. USA tells China to learn how to control its 56 recognized ethnic groups
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(KATU)
 
 
 
When Darth Vader tells you to step back, he means it. Woman gets $260 fine for getting a mouthful of pepper spray during Occupy protest. With throat-on-fire inducing picture
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(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this small sports car
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(Williamsburg Yorktown Daily)
 
 
 
Stop in at the Yorktown Pub and meet Eva, Homegirl, Dirty Wayne, Bootsie, Little Phil, Crazy Mom and others of the feral cat colony that the pub staff cares for. (raises glass) Cheers, it's time for Caturday
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman will have toupee after she wigs out and yanks off a friend's artificial hair. Florida has weaved yet another sordid story
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
10 most commonly mispronounced words. One of them is "phenomenon." (♫ do doooooo, do do do ♫) "Phenomenon." (♫ do do do do ♫) "Phenomenon." (♫ do dooooooo, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do-do do do do-do do ♫)
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Chicago bus driver smashes into 20 cars, increases job security
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
[ X ] Poke. [ ✔ ] Stab
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Fri December 21, 2012
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Federal worker receives formal reprimand letter for his "uncontrollable flatulence." With letter detailing the gas attacks, accompanied by photo of the man standing next to Pepe Le Pew
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dreams come true for a 10-year-old boy with terminal cancer as he is made an honorary serviceman in the United States Army. The dust is wonderfully thick in this story
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
German scientists, apparently having nothing better to do, are going to try to clone the perfect Christmas tree
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(Google)
 
 
 
Instashop: The world didn't end today so the Mayans need a new calendar. Photoshop one for them
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
♫ It's beginning to look a lot like FARK YOU ♫
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this squirrel stuck in a sewer
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
It grows anywhere, under any conditions, and makes kudzu look tame by comparison. Let's plant whole fields of it--what's the worst that could happen?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
No headline should ever begin with "Adam Lanza's barber says...", but there it is
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
If you're a hot dental hygienist, the dentist who'd like to boink you can fire you for being hot if his frigid, homely wife demands it. At least that's what I got out of this Iowa Supreme Court ruling
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Despite getting no love from the Mayans, Aztecs or Oreos, Fark is still here to bring you the weekly Weird News Quiz
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
The NRA wants to put guns in every school in the country for security. In other news, the American Restaurant Association wants to put fast food outlets in every school to solve the childhood obesity problem
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
While the NRA press conference was going on, one bad guy with a gun shot at least two good guys with guns and seven others, killing at least four
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(BBC)
 
 
 
UN peacekeeping helicopter shot down over South Sudan prompts UN to tap into strategic stern letter reserve
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this enthusiastic Englishman
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
You are now a terrorist if you scream and jump up and down near a school
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
The new Miss Universe wants to go to Asia and try some soup. Dream big, sweetie
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(io9)
 
 
 
Purple Urine Bag Syndrome related to turkey. The more you know
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mall Santa lectures kids who ask for guns as to why they won't get them from him, and not just because "You'll shoot your eye out, kid"
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
1. Insurance fraud, 2. accidentally kill 2 and destroy numerous houses, 3. ????, 4. Felony murder
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Sex offenders banned from online games in Operation: Game Over, affecting World of Warcraft, Guild Wars, and entire population of Second Life
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(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
That's some real fine detective work there, Lou - man missing for 3 years found where he was last seen
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mommy, why is my burger wiggling?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Having sex with your roommate rarely ends well. This is doubly true for residents of mental institutions
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Bob (Woodward) had a great scoop, a buzzy media story that made it perfect for Style. It didn't have the broader import that would justify A1," - WP Editor on Murdoch trying to buy US Presidency. Travel section cleared for when man walks on Mars
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut release a pizza within a pizza. In other words, we really are doomed
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(Some Jammed Guy)
 
 
 
Do traffic jams cause obesity, or does obesity cause traffic jams?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Washington Post releases its "biggest Pinocchios of 2012" list. And yes, the list is split evenly between Democrats and Republicans so BOTH SIDES LIED THE SAME and BOTH SIDES ARE EQUALLY BAD
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
Thieves manage to steal 41 lightning rods without any resistance
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(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
Steve Jobs doesn't let a little thing like being dead stop him form continuing his life-long habit of screwing people out of the money he owed them
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate is crowdsourcing all the gun deaths in the US since December 14
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man overdoses on Brussels sprouts.Winds up in hospital
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meet Aptostichus barackobamai, the trapdoor spider. I, for one, welcome our new arachnid overlord
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
And so begins the Richard Engel I Almost Died Due To My Own Arrogance And Still Haven't Really Reported On Anything Going On In Syria Tour. The More You Know
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(Ranker)
 
 
 
50 Greatest Internet Memes of 2012. McKayla is not impressed
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Playboy unveils Mumbai Playboy Club bunny outfits, featuring a full-length sheer skirt and one-shoulder top. With photo of what a Mumbai Playboy Bunny may or may not look like
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The history of the AR-15, the gun used at Sandy Hook. Since the media doing this, I'm impressed we're not looking at a picture of the AK-47. I mean, they're both assault rifles and both have "A" in their name
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(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
New law would require all dogs to wear life jackets at doggy daycare pools. I predicted this would happen when Obama was re-elected
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Facebook: Okay, so we built this absurd mail system that often sends messages to an "other" folder that most people don't even know about. But no worries, we've got a new system where, for $1, users can make sure their mail goes to the right place
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why does Fark have an Aztec calendar as the background?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What FedEx giveth, UPS taketh away
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Just in case it was unclear, newspaper confirms world did not, repeat NOT, end
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this peewee pitcher
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(Local 8 Idaho Falls)
 
 
 
Group cleans up river after truck carrying frozen patties crashes. It's always good to have hamburger helpers
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(KATU)
 
 
 
A "concealed weapons" permit doesn't mean you can hide it under the seat in a movie theater
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Cashier busted for embezzling $150K from casino. It's safe to say that his luck just ran out
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(The Star (UK))
 
 
 
Dementia crisis looming, according to plaid aardvark Colonel Sanders
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Argentine woman to marry twin sister's killer, which is going to lead to some awkward family dinners
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
OM NOM NOM MOM (w/mugshot)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How did you pick your Fark user name? Does it have special significance? Did it start as a typo? Was there alcohol involved? Tell us your CSB
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(London Free Press)
 
 
 
Muslims boost Catholic food drive: "To us, the spirit of Christmas is the spirit of brotherly love, and why wouldn't we want to be a part of it?"
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Thu December 20, 2012
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Boehner aborts Plan B, Plan C is to go home for Christmas
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I pushed the wrong button" is the often heard lament of those who post pics of their genitalia on Facebook
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Dear idiots on Twitter: Yes, reindeer actually exist
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
North Korea made a video game. It's called Pyongyang Racer. This is not a joke
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(Google)
 
 
 
How long can Drew keep the servers up? Which tab will be the first to go? Will we finally see beyond the gates of UltraFark? Find out at the End of the World, tonight at midnight
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Hey listen, there's no reason to be scared that the NSA is monitoring you, your cell phone does that for them and your provider has to report where you are and what you do with it to the feds
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The Chechen Army has some impressive guns. These...are not those guns
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas (of course) legislator says the ping pong balls (and flat-screen TVs) are more dangerous than guns. Hey, pal, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Pfft, I could eat the world's largest pizza, no problem. Oh, it's 51-tons? Pfft, bring it on...but my gluten allergy is pretty serious-- Oh, it's gluten free?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ummmm.. you're supposed to fall down when you die from a head injury
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Chemist whose faked test results put thousands in prison has curfew extended because not going out at night was impacting her social life
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(Travel + Leisure)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games and swimming until the crocodile jumps onto your face
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(NYC Aviation)
 
 
 
Help wanted: Masochistic spokesperson for widely hated European airline. Must have access to reliable supply of Xanax
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Blizzard blasts Midwest. This is bad news... for Omaha
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
First, they will take your guns....next, your fingers
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Semper Lie
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this snow shoveler
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(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
"Guns are not the problem...mental illness is the problem," says mom who keeps a gun because she lives in fear for her life from her mentally ill son
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Firefighters extinguish blaze at party supplies factory. This is no time for celebrating
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(Time)
 
 
 
The Spider-Man pic was just the tip of the iceberg: Behind the scenes of the Obama presidency as seen through the lens of photographer Pete Souza
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Dumbass: Phoning in a bomb threat to a school. Fail: School was getting out for the day anyway. Stupid: Thinking blocking caller ID prevents police from tracing the call
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(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
Man shot in chest while test-driving car. He almost bought it
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(Washington Blade)
 
 
 
Not news: Employee files suit against employer for retaliating against her, after she made complaints about boss sexually harassing her . Fark: Employer is Family Research Council
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Every two weeks the Airbus A380, lonely and in pieces, roams the streets of rural France looking for love, and finds it from the locals
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(UPI)
 
 
 
1,000 doomsday cult members arrested. C'mon, it's not like it's the end of the world or anything
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Maple Syrup heist solved, 18 people arrested. Police hope charges stick. Sweet
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The most unusual Christmas traditions from around the World
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mosque arsonist says he only knows about Islam from Fox News (wow), believes "most" Muslims don't believe in Jesus Christ (WOW), and drank 45 beers in 6 hours before setting fire (UBER-WOW)
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
"After Newtown, I can no longer play violent video games," writes moron
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Think you're having a tough time during the Holidays, let's go for a stroll through New York's Red Light District
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
If you're going to be a bathroom dentist, you need to have an easier demeanor on the billing side
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
UC sex column writer panned - "She's not a journalist, she's an exhibitionist"
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(Visual.ly)
 
 
 
An interactive look at how cancer affects people around the world
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(Life.com)
 
 
 
These photos of a Very Hitler Christmas should dispel the pervasive "Hitler was a Christian" argument...or not
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Weekly Fark food thread: Christmas Dinners. Share your menus, ask your questions, post photos. Bonus for this week only: A special guest chef who is also a farker
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
FW: FW: FW: FW: FWD: FW: Fw: Fwd: FW: fw: Obama administration set to DEVALUE our currency
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(WOAI San Antonio)
 
 
 
Don't open your door in the middle of the night just because someone claims to be a police officer, but if you do then have your sword ready
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Not News: advertising with a QR scan code. Fark: on a billboard above a highway
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(WMAZ Macon)
 
 
 
High school student picks the worst week ever to surprise his classmates with a visit from Santa
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Funerals are sad. How can you make them worse? Place the wrong body in an open coffin
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(Enterprise News)
 
 
 
Judge says allowing killer to change name from Charles to Manasseh-Invictus Auric Thutmose V is inconsistent with public safety
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this perplexing pyramid powder problem
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Toyota Camry, America's favorite driving appliance, found to be about as safe as a Happy Fun Ball
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"I found out that she got shot in the neck with a flare gun, which caused the apartment to catch on fire"
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
The Hitler store and the naked guy in the children's clothing catalog. The 20 worst marketing fails of 2012 (some Not safe for work content)
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(Hawaii Reporter)
 
 
 
A Hawaiian High School Orchestra raises $30,000 for doctors in Africa, but people from a church worked on the setup? Never fear, The First Amendment FUD Brigade is there to make sure this atrocity doesn't happen again
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sales of 'any old shiat' expected to treble as men start Christmas shopping
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Ikea monkey lady protest draws fifteen. If you haven't been following this story, those probably just look like random words strung together
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(Patch)
 
 
 
"The smell of an alcoholic beverage and the fact that [he] lost control of his vehicle, drove it over a curb, through a yard, across a driveway and struck a house led me to believe that [he] was driving under the influence of alcohol" Sherlock FTW
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Want to find a way to waste $1,000 in Russia? They are having a 24-hour party on Friday the 21st to celebrate the end of the world in a Cold-War era bunker
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(WIBA 101.5 Madison)
 
 
 
Winter hath no fury like a blizzard named "Q"
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Woman experiencing pain and "clicking noises" after a cosmetic stem cell treatment was growing new bones in her eye. DO NOT WANT
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(K2 Radio)
 
 
 
We've swapped Timmy's peanut butter and jelly sandwich with a Glock....let's see if anybody notices
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Remember, remember the fourteenth of December, when Chinese TV aired V for Vendetta
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Smokin' hot former Olympian Suzy Favor Hamilton has spent the past year winning gold medals as a high-priced call girl (Not safe for work)
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
The real key to peace on Earth and goodwill to men? Don't erect a holiday display, with a 20-foot Ferris wheel and 30-foot Christmas tree with 12,700 lights
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Kibbles 'n Bits 'n Iron Filings
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(92.1 The Mic)
 
 
 
Penguins dressed as Santa...Dogs dressed like reindeer. What is this world coming to?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If a cop swears he smells alcohol on your breath, then you will be pinned down in five point restraint and the rubber-stamp warrant will be hypodermically executed
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Women prefer men who are somewhat hard-to-get, and men prefer women who are very hard-to-get. I prefer sluts
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Schools cancel classes for rest of week due to 'Mayan calendar predictions'
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Strange man found lurking in elementary school classroom. When questioned by a teacher, he mysteriously disappears, possibly after being struck by lightning while running through a field
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(Long Beach Press-Telegram)
 
 
 
Does my insurance cover naked men stomping out my windshield?
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
You know you're a big deal when you become a fashion icon. Even bigger when you're that Ikea monkey
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(KFYI)
 
 
 
According to the CDC, in 2015 more people will die from gunshot wounds than car accidents in the US for the first time ever
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(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
Homeless man falls to death in an elevator shaft. That is wrong on so many levels
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Mario arrested for attempting to grope the Princess's peach
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Security: Open. Signal strength: Good. Link speed: potato
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(Chron)
 
 
 
If you lose a paintball game, step your game up, work on your accuracy, get better gear, learn to hide better. Don't shoot your friend that just beat you in paintball
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Exercise good for kids.....good for.....exercise with good......kids good exercise....with ADHD for exercise good kid...with for
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Before you allow your son to bring in some eggs he found in the backyard so they can hatch in a container in his dresser drawer, make sure they're not the eggs of the second deadliest snake on earth
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring except for the springtails, bark lice, mites, moths, and spiders that were hibernating in the Christmas tree we chopped down and brought into our warm living room
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Everybody relax. Kodiak, Alaska has found a way not to topple off the fecal cliff
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(Global TV BC)
 
 
 
Vancouver's new billion dollar bridge has a bonus feature: Ice Bombs (w/ chilling video)
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(Hampton Roads)
 
 
 
Man arrested for having wood at school. All middle-school boys now considered potential felons
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Accused murderer says deceased woman was shot accidentally. Six times
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Little tyke with an eating disorder gets a Christmas present of a lifetime, a bedroom he can't chew
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
In most places, people don't randomly shoot each other while waiting for pizza, and then claim self-defense. And then there is Florida
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Global warming drops to 50 below in Russia
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(Marin Independent Journal)
 
 
 
When driving to the DMV, make sure to avoid the bike lane
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Five-year-old boy found in suitcase in Venice; authorities say he may have spent up to three months in the suitcase, in the slowest human smuggling attempt ever
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Maybe it's just the cocaine talking, but you Latin American people really seem happy
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Home invasion ends with one of the intruders dying after leaping from one of the apartment windows. Must have been the fall guy
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Walking into a middle school PE class and asking for beer is bad enough. Having a tattoo that says 'SNIPER' also makes for incredibly bad timing
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Getting busted for weed is like dying on the Middle Passage, or Kristallnacht, or the Killing Fields, it's. . . It's like the nuking of Caprica by the Cylons man
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The Feds want your help to track down this hottish female pornographer and her 4-year-old co-star
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Spellbound Harlem man's claim: Sometimes it's the voodoo that you do that makes you want to whack your grandmother to death with an elephant tusk
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Since the world is going to end tomorrow, Hot models are searching for sex with anyone but you
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Fraternity accused of killing a rented turkey. In other news, there must be a stripper shortage in Kansas
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(Southern Poverty Law Center)
 
 
 
Imprisoned Mormon cult leader Warren Jeffs decides to hop on the bandwagon, says world will end December 23rd
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Co-op restaurant refuses to accept payment from patrons. Well, just the tip
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hay hauler
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The fifteen most dangerous people in the world
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Smoking hot 24-year-old twins are teaching assistants by day, pro wrestlers by night (with 'you would bodyslam it' pics)
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Blind golden retriever, abandoned in a field, is finally adopted. A dusty reminder that shelter animals are not broken (w/video)
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Seven charged in Chuck E. Cheese brawl. whew...glad to hear that things are getting back to normal
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Three leading U.S. senators are shocked to discover that Hollywood movies are often historically inaccurate
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Yet again, an Earthling wins Miss Universe
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Only the fine patriots at the National Review have the cojones to ID the real culprit in the Sandy Hook shooting: women
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(KNUE Tyler)
 
 
 
So, how do you make your living? Oh, just illegally selling deer semen
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(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
NRA membership grows by 8,000 per day in wake of Newtown massacre. Trolling's most significant evolutionary leap since invention of "pull my finger". Key words from article: "NRA says"
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(My Fox Chicago)
 
 
 
Note: If your car runs out of gas, it may be best not to break into a house, play with the cat, eat a coffee cake, play a round of darts, turn on the Christmas tree lights, then try to steal two cans of beer and a box of Hot Pockets
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Parishioner: Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Priest: Your penis must repent, let me help you
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman tries to re-enact Highlander: The Raven
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Tired of the annual "how much would the twelve days of Christmas cost" stories? How about estimating the size of Santa's organization if he were a delivery company?
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(Northwest News (Seattle))
 
 
 
What do you do if your Christmas tree is 6 feet taller than your ceiling? THIS
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(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
The Festerman family likes "Liquid Ass" in spray form. Their school district does not
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Best graduation prank ever. (with video awesomeness)
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
The people of Fulton County, Georgia will be glad to know that by late summer 2013 the prison will actually be able to lock the prisoners in their cells
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
While billions await the Mayan Apocalypse, Google is preparing its "most awesome Google Doodle ever"
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 398: "Seasons Greetings 6". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed December 19, 2012
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If living in a tree for nine months doesn't convince your wife to apologize for cheating on you, perhaps your best move would be just to leaf
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(Team Coco)
 
 
 
This holiday season, let Andy Richter and friends out you to your family
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
America is starting to return back to normal now that the first scam artist is trying to make a buck off the Newtown massacre
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Drew on his awesome home state: "Not only does Kentucky kick ass, but Duke sucks"
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
To be fair, who among us hasn't gotten shiatfaced on the train once or twice?
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(Phenomenica)
 
 
 
Made for FARK Headline: "Scientists decode why humans are intelligent than chimps" (sic)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
THQ to be de-listed, file Ch. 11, liquidate assets and apologize for Saints Row the Third
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this scanned Santa
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(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Parents upset that teens no longer believe marijuana is dangerous. Still unclear if today's Gen X parents ever believed it themselves
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Hey Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Ford F-150?
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(Press Trust of India)
 
 
 
Dikshiat is opposed to Indian war memorial. Dikshiat is not a typo. Dikshiat
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Great news everyone: Debtor's prisons are back
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Proving that America is winning the Photo-arms race, here are 30 of the year's best photobombs
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In the sea of ridiculous articles on the school shooting, this one flips the lifeboat: "What if gunmakers paid for mental health care?"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Gingrich blames Catholics for being godless apparently since the shooter attended a Catholic church but...excuse me for a second, I have something stuck in my brain..lemme just pull...it..whhhhhargrable
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
New Orleans public schools decide to mess with Texas
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Good: Woman with cystic fibrosis is given life-saving lung transplant just in the nick of time. Bad: She dies of lung cancer 16 months later since they accidentally gave her a smoker's lungs
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Too many dumb criminals for a Top 10 list, had to go with Top 20. Thanks, Florida
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man with mannequin
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(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
Did you use the words "glocal", "meggings" "artisinal" or "brogrammer" this year? Then you are a bad person and you should feel bad
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Coming to reality TV - Man sitting in airplane for a month
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You're at Denny's, and the food takes a long time to arrive. Do you: a) ask to speak to a manager, b) ask for a free meal, or c) burn down their Christmas tree?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Alabama
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Monopoly comes out with a new "Entitlements Edition". Just hope you don't land on "Go to work"
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
High school student picks the worst week ever to forget to unpack his car after a weekend hunting trip
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Greece celebrates their improved credit rating the only way they know
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Maya Notpocalypse™, featuring the phrase taurine feces™
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(Government Executive)
 
 
 
Despite the repeal of don't ask, don't tell, Marine Corps decides that it doesn't want to market to fans of sweaty men in short-shorts wrapping their legs around each other
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
World-famous diving Dachshund Boniface dies in Russia
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(Chron)
 
 
 
For Sale: 2009 Ford F-150 King Ranch 4-by-4 SuperCrew. Has been thoroughly searched for WMD's, has extra cold A/C to counter excess of hot air and optional waffle maker is available
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
First potatoes (Kartoffel), then corn (Mais), now Christmas trees (Weihnachtsbaum)
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Teen stopped for shoplifting gives cops her real name and fake birthday. Then her Mom interrupts with a fake name and a fake birthday. Then the girl gives another fake birthday and the fake name. Probably would have been easier just to buy everything
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(Google)
 
 
 
Pakistani-American would-be terrorist accused of attempting to bomb Times Square was foiled by poor job market
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(Slate)
 
 
 
National Coal Museum turns to solar power to save on energy bills
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
People are outraged after just now discovering that for years some neighbors they never bothered to meet have been running a legal x-rated webcam service from inside the privacy of their home. "Just guys pleasuring themselves"
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
93 billions porn watching pageviews and 1.2 million hours--and that's just on TWO adult websites
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Fark credited with debunking eagle baby-snatching story as faaaaaaaake
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
Strip club caught screwing customers
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
News: Woman confronts her daughter's bullies at their school. Fark: With a semi-automatic handgun
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
U.S. government stops relocating otters away from fishing areas after discovering that otters can swim
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(ABC 6 Providence)
 
 
 
Husband defeats wife .191 to .145 in breathalyzer competition
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(Huffington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
Robert Bork has died. RIP Swedish Chef
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
It turns out the guy who cost an airline $120,000 because he got drunk and tried to have a smoke in the bathroom and got in a fight with the flight crew and was still too drunk to appear in court the next morning still lives with his mom
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Portraits of people with scotch tape on their face. It's exactly what it sounds like
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Newtown to the news media: Thanks so much for invading our town, pestering our citizens and endlessly dissecting our pain. Can't stress how helpful that is for us
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Bad: Your parachute doesn't open. Worse: Your reserve parachute doesn't open. Worst: Nobody notices or cares
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Male leggings-- known as meggings-- are now being worn by Justin Bieber so you know they must be cool
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Russian warships heading to Syria. 'Then another horse came out, a fiery red one...'
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Toys for Tots would like you to know the man dressing as a Marine reported to be stealing toy drop off bins was just a slight "miscommunication"
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(KVIA El Paso)
 
 
 
Beauty queen blows nearly double legal alcohol limit, knocks out power to part of city, and has radiant mugshot
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(Slate)
 
 
 
So, setting aside all the conservative derp and internet tough guy idiocy, here's the question: have armed citizens ever actually stopped a mass shooting? Answer: Yes, it's really only been successful when they've been off-duty cops
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Paraguayan Model gives up her heroic fight to keep her curves contained in her tiny bikini, sunbathes topless instead. Not safe for workish
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Cable guy sexually assaults teenage girl between the hours of 3pm and 5pm
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Scots Guards
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Female officer REALLY gets into her job (w/possibly Not safe for work vid)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News: Guns don't kill people....VIDEO GAMES kill people. Now, quick, buy a gun to protect yourself from video game players
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
When I can't get my kids out of school I set fire to my semi and start ramming barns with tractors too. Who doesn't?
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
And the surge in fatal DUI marijuana crashes in Washington state begins
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Beauty queen with unnaturally firm breasts, straightened teeth, fake eyelashes, and an artificially-whitened smile gets in trouble for saying the Miss USA contest isn't completely honest
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Scientists: "We can explain Rudolph's red reindeer nose". Children: "This is why we want to grow up to be gangsta rappers"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Lest we forget: The deadliest school massacre in US history happened 85 years ago. 45 dead, 38 of whom were children. The perpetrator? A cranky teabagger mad about taxes
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
A pony walks into a bar... (w/pics)
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The ten hottest retro toys of 2012. Cabbage Patch Dolls are again all the rage
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Tue December 18, 2012
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Live in California and don't have solar panels? That'll be 4% more on your electric bill, dirty energy consumer
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Cop opens a doughnut shop. Too ........many .........easy ........jokes
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mount Everest, in two billion pixels. The peak of all Everest photos, if you will
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's an alien grave yard but
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
The Mayans were really considerate when they scheduled the end of the world to happen on a Friday because it's going to mean big business for bars across the country
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Arkansas cops in full SWAT gear with AR-15s hanging around their neck will be deployed for routine foot patrol. "If you're out walking, we're going to stop you, ask you why you're out walking, and check for your ID"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Instagram backpedals, gives their version of 'sorry you were offended by what I said': "Our mistake that this language is confusing"
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(Photo District News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tacos and tamales trailer
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Texas school board finally votes to ban Confederate flag on school property.This is not a repeat from 1965
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Dice roll decides tied school board election race. That sounds about right
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
A Tesla engineer created a touch sensitive device made out of a door handle to pour his beer. Why? Because he's better than us
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The story of constructed language Ithkuil, designed to be both maximally precise and maximally concise. Come for the fascinating discussion on linguistics, stay for the bizarre right-wing hate group adopting use of the language
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
After the Newtown shootings, sales of Disney Princess backpacks surge. UPDATE: The bulletproof ones, that is
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Utah student takes NRA's advice and everyone's in a tizzy
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Two inmates escape from a federal prison in the Chicago Loop. Tag is for the prison guards who didn't see two men in orange jumpsuits rappelling down the side of the building
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Weekend at Kim Jong Illie's
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Three people arrested in the greatest Canadian heist of all time -- $20 million of Maple Syrup
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(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
"Bringing a scaled-down version of Indiana's Gen Con convention to Duluth would only increase the amount of violence to which Duluth is exposed"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Beware the man in Vero Beach selling Spanx out of his trunk
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(Rochester Institute of Tech)
 
 
 
Photoshop this child camera crew
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but it looks like, in their frantic race to be first to report every grisly detail of a national tragedy, news agencies are often completely wrong in their facts. And it looks like they don't care much, either
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(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Cincinnati Reds, Minnesota Twins pitcher/talk show host Frank Pastore dies a month after predicting the mishap that would kill him
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Step 1: Find a Marine Corps Uniform. Step 2: Use the uniform to steal Toys for Tots donations from multiple stores. Step 3: Pray to whatever god you believe in that the real Marines don't find you before the cops do
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drew's friends at Frogdice are running a charity promotion with Stop Hunger Now on their new game Tower of Elements. For every copy sold they'll donate a meal to a needy family. 50% off promo code is: DUKESUCKS
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Finally, evangelicals are calling for keeping religion out of school. That religion: voluntary yoga classes
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Dear Media, Adam Lanza was not one of us. Sincerely, The Goths
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You'll shoot your Dicks off
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Google executive complies with request, places loaves of bread on his supercars to prove his identity on a car forum. Your argument is invalid
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas: This year's second man stuck in chimney story
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Crockett sentenced to eight years in prison. Tubbs inconsolable
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
America's Ruling Class unlikely to allow any new gun control legislation because it would impact their ability to purchase a seventh vacation home
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ukraine lawmakers brawl (w/ photo & video goodness)
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Back in the 1800s, fishermen on one island mistakenly thought that feeding the local cats would bring them wealth and fortune. Boy, were they wrong
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
You're part of the problem if you're the kind of person who enjoys harassing dying whales
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP Memo: Damnit guys, stop playing 'It's Raining Men" when you talk about party diversity
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
ABC News producer wishes she hadn't tweeted interview requests to massacre survivors
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Black cat spends its weekdays guarding a school crosswalk
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Experts say after Hurricane Sandy & Sandy Hook Massacre parents unlikely to name their babies 'Sandy'. Tell me more, tell me more
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cerberus sells off gun maker in the wake of school tragedy, making it harder for Commander Shepard to outfit his team on the Normandy
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
For the first time since Queen Victoria, England's queen has attended a cabinet meeting. And apparently someone decided her place needed a name tag. "Hey, who's that dame in the middle? Oh, her name tag says Queen. Jolly well then"
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Sluts are rioting in Sweden
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Squeezing breasts could stop growth of cancer cells... or land you in prison cells
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Today is my boyfriend's 25th birthday. He spends his days checking Fark and this was easier than trying to buy him something. Links to his favorite album ever, S&M. Happy Birthday, Travis
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
California 1849: There's gold in them thar hills. California circa 1990: These gold mines are all tapped out, but maybe we can sucker in some tourists. California 2012: Gold is at $1,700/oz? FIRE IN THE HOLE
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Having lost the election after spending millions, Romney campaign comes up with dastardly plan to make some of that money back, by overcharging media organizations for travel, food and entertainment expenses
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Have you ever looked at all those mass shootings and wondered what would happen if the shooter attempted that in Texas? Wonder no more. Tag is for the off duty sheriff that took the shot
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Have you been victorious lately? Well, then, please wave your fish
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
China detains 100-plus people for doomsday rumors, believing a crappy Roland Emmerich movie
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(BBC)
 
 
 
All aboard: First steam train in over 100 years runs on London Underground for a test run in preparation for the 150 year anniversary of the first London Tube journey
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Kmart decides that December is the perfect time to commemorate the death of a martyred third-century Roman saint
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(Long Beach Press-Telegram)
 
 
 
You load sixteen tons and what do you...wait, what were we talking about?
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Amazon.com's temporary staffing firm fights to keep warehouse workers from collecting unemployment benefits
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Mystery of Indiana Jones package solved. Bonus: this thing belongs in a museum
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Look. On the sofa. It's a bird. It's a plane. It's piss-drunk man
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