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Sun November 04, 2012
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Frostbitten rally-goers being barred from leaving Romney rally, begging reporters and news outlets for help (working link)
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
"The mother picked the child up, put him on the railing. Almost immediately after that, he fell into the pit"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Volunteer firefighter goes above and beyond to donate more of his time than necessary
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(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Two officers killed in police chopper crash while searching for missing boy in Atlanta
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this New Yorker
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Getting men to buy you overpriced alcohol in tacky nightclubs can get you thrown in jail, Farkette's
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(MyFox Twin Cities)
 
 
 
"Sun, vodka bottles start fire inside Burnsville liquor store" - and thus the final seal is broken. Somebody hold me
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
♫ You don't tug on Superman's cape. You don't spit into the wind. You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger and you don't poke a great white shark ♫
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
So Quidditch Pong is a thing, here are the rules
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
This is how to be a superpower: Britain invaded 90% of the world
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Brawl involving 17 strippers led to a man being struck in the eye with a high heel shoe and aggravated assault charge being filed against the woman who police say had flung the footwear. Authorities say man may have permanent vision loss, hairy palms
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
University approved penis show in the women's locker room at Evergreen College
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New York Magazine publishes powerful Hurricane Sandy cover, captures the moment
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(AP)
 
 
 
War On Jobs: U.S. Prison factories that employ felons are at the heart of a debate about whether prisons should be siphoning away jobs, at much lower wages, that could be filled by those who need them during the toughest period of unemployment
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this insurgent indignation
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Know what a football is? Do you look hot in skimpy clothes? This job may be right for you
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(StateMaster)
 
 
 
The Belarus Beer Lovers Party, liquidated in 1998, promised quality brew. Their logo was a drunken hedgehog. Bonus: list of other "frivolous" political parties
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
After 51 years of service, the mighty USS Enterprise will be cut up for scrap metal instead of becoming a museum. KHAAAAAAANNNNNNN
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Tips on how to survive Black Friday, the retail-fueled day that convinces Americans they can save thousands of dollars while spending more on Christmas gifts than they intended
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Berlin is safest city to be a bicyclist. So could all you bicyclists move there? Thanks
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
In Egypt an old priest blindfolds a young altar boy and tells the boy to select a ball. After the boy has selected the ball, the old man gently grasps the ball and tells the congregation of the selection. That's how the new Pope is chosen
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Damn kids organize a flight for WWII veterans to see memorial. "My buddies are dying off pretty fast"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Runners decide that instead of respecting the NYC marathon being cancelled they'll run anyway because spreading out and strapping food to themselves makes it all better. In other news, today is "Mug a runner day" in NYC
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Janitor falls for the old Vaseline on the stairs prank
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Teacher fired for getting off on her days off
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Vandals admit muffin-crystal-thingie assault on Serpent Mound historical site was designed to lift the vibration of the planet
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Police charge UK man with giving children cocaine for Halloween. And you thought kids on a Halloween candy sugar high were bad
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Are Starbucks baristas more emotionally intelligent than doctors? Is "emotionally intelligent" a new euphemism for "smug"?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sooooooooo..............This is what you do with a drunken sailor so early in the morning
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this balloon boy
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(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
Mayor urges citizens to observe X-Ray Week. I, for one, applaud more transparency in government
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(Your Health)
 
 
 
21-year-old thinks he's a sex addict because he masturbates up to seven times a day. Pfffft, amateur
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Study: 78% of parents won't let their snowflakes play outside
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
New Jersey announces that residents displaced by Sandy can vote by email or fax, a move guaranteed to end well
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Hurricane Sandy's littlest victims (Tag for any NYC Farker willing to step up and adopt one of these guys)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Scientists spend years analysing speech patterns, produce world's first bedtime story for dogs. Still no cure for cancer (w/video)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man gets six month prison term for insulting the fat, goat loving pedophile King of Bahrain
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Artist turns discarded Barbie dolls and action figures into bizarre works of art -- as Ken gets the strangest boner
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Red-headed hottie: "I used to be a nun, now I'm a sex guru" (w/pics)
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(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
Traffic court judge has no idea how anti-ticket camera license plate cover got onto his car
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Woman fends off coyote attack on chihuahua with dying technology
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Any Americans want to time travel with me at 1:59 am?
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Sat November 03, 2012
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Darwin takes aim at man who transported BBQ grill in truck without first shutting off the propane tank
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
The first meme of the 20th century, Le Cochon Danseur, will HAUNT YOUR DREAMS FOREVER
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this salt for snow
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(Stamford Advocate)
 
 
 
New Yorkers invade Connecticut, filling coolers and putty buckets with gasoline
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
9.3 million gallons of untreated sewage flow into Shingle Creek. That's a lot of shiat on a shingle
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Camilla Corona, one of the hardest workers at NASA, may finally get to go to realize her dream of going to the ISS
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Food Fight (and this time they're related): onions or garlic? Choose and defend
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Egyptian princess's tomb found near Cai...oh, wait, it's empty, and some dude wearing a mushroom is telling me she's in another pyramid
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(Google)
 
 
 
I'll see your every issue of OMNI Magazine free online and raise you the complete run of SPY
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Show Staten Islanders who are "helping themselves" that folks support them. Let's get their number of LIKES off the charts Farkers
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mouse menace
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(Komo)
 
 
 
The Seattle diving community is pissed that a guy legally harvested a giant Pacific octopus from a popular diving spot. "I eat it for meat. It's no different than fishing. It's just a different animal," he said
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC schools reopen Monday and kids will be sharing the classrooms with evacuees and mental patients. Nobody will notice
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
What are you going to do with the extra hour you get from Daylight Savings Time?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Face yoga. Finally, a healthy excuse to look stupid
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(Planet Ivy)
 
 
 
Man arrested for having sex with women at a bus stop. Fark: By using only his mind (link semi-farked)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Traveling through New Hampshire and bored to tears? Here are 5 free things you can do there
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Man in prison for thirteen years: "I'm innocent." Alleged victim: "He is innocent, I lied." Judge: "Hmmm. Let me think about this for a few months"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Responding to superstorm Sandy, two men drove 12 hours from Michigan to deliver 20,000 pounds of hummus, salsa and chips to New Jersey
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(Nature)
 
 
 
An animal rights advocate has violated a restraining order by repeatedly harassing, stalking, and threatening: a) a meat company executive. b) a university researcher. c) another animal rights advocate
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(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
For Halloween, child finds urban legend in her stash; mother finds sand in hers
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Starting at 7PM PDT: Halloween Fark Party. Oceanside, CA. Hosted by GWSuperfan and VivianVivisect
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Meet the most indebted man in the world. Stay risky, my friends
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Phhhttt, amateurs. Why, back in the 70s we had to wait 6 weeks for a cup of gas ...6 WEEKS. Kids today have it so easy, and they don't even know it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Polish coffin-maker sells calendar with semi-nude models posing with coffins, including one depicted pulling out the heart of a man lying on a casket. Some people in Poland (93% Catholic) have a problem with this
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
And on the 4th day, Con Edison said "Let there be light"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
24 Hour Notice. Roads are open, power's on, and God's giving us an extra hour to drink. Saturday, November 3rd: History lovers and alcoholics of PA, DE, and MD unite at the Deer Park Tavern in Newark, DE
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Frisky coral getting it on under the light of a full moon during spawning season shut down a beach after people mistook the frothy mess for a chemical spill. Never in the history of mankind has that previous sentence ever been written
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Buckyballs will no longer be manufactured because dumb kids ruin everything. This is why you never got your Boba Fett with real firing missile
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(Photo District News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bus stopped
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban offers $1 million to charity if Donald Trump would remove the dead ferret on his head
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
The hottest mugshot you'll see all day of a woman accused of running a brothel out of a massage parlor
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Behold the 'Selkirk Rex' a new breed of cat that will have you saying AW, all day long on Caturday
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Party Halifax style: THIS SAT, Nov 3, 7 pm @ Lower Deck. Yzziefrog and Pope Larry II will be in attendance. Let's show these Uppity Canadians what a party is really like. Link goes to venue
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(Some Manky Guy)
 
 
 
Finally, an official British Slang Dictionary. "Queer as a nine bob note" may or may not mean what you think it does, depending on if you know what a nine bob note is
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
First photos shared by the MTA of the flooded NYC subway tunnels
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
As part of once unthinkable cultural revolution, Chinese cities now plagued by "cultured youth", aka hipsters (w/ poetry video)
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Five cities that were completely destroyed and completely rebuilt (that aren't Chicago or San Francisco)
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
The New York National Guard comes to the rescue in NYC, aided by the Victoria's Secret fashion show
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
The bag of weed found in a narcotics commander's car? Those guys at the car-wash are always pulling pranks. Nothing to see here, move along, citizen
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(Santa Cruz Sentinel)
 
 
 
When you're lying naked in the middle of the street at 3 a.m. tripping balls, you are a god until the police catch you
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Meet the climate change denier who also just happens to be Wikipedia's expert on Hurricane Sandy
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Scientist: Hundreds of Yetis are alive and well in forested regions of southern Siberia
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Opening salvos fired in the 2012 War On Christmas by the godless heathens at Shoppers Drug Mart
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Fri November 02, 2012
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Garbage men track down pedophile and turn him in to the police. It's a dirty job but someone has to do it
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Residents unhappy with city's decision to paint over crosswalk decide to paint their own
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Massive flooding in the northeast leads to beer being contaminated by dihydrogen monoxide
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sony's ad portraying woman with four breasts has some people seeing double (safe for work)
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(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cross crossing guard
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(NBC New York)
 
NewsFlash
 
White guy's pursuit of Kenyan ends
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(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
In prison, your nickname is often linked to your crime, and says much about your standing with the other inmates. Meet Goldilocks
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Clear your desks, class: time for the Weird News Quiz
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Connecticutia ... Connecticuts ... Connecticutan .... People from Connecticut are being dicks
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this viewfinder's view
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Anti-American clerics across the Middle East reached the same conclusion as an anti-gay pastor in the US: Hurricane Sandy was God's punishment. And you thought Christians and Muslims couldn't get along
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Researchers find that the smell of freshly baked bread makes us kinder, more altruistic
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Mmm, That's Frothy: Woman arrested after being spotted getting jiggy with herself inside a Starbucks
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(Torrent Freak)
 
 
 
Bad: being ordered to pay $1.5 million for pirating movies. Really bad: having your name forever associated with a movie titled "Thugboy VII: Running from the Dick"
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(Prospect Magazine (UK))
 
 
 
70 fanboys from around the world gathered in a Swiss town to re-enact Conan Doyle's story that killed off Sherlock Holmes, at precisely the same time 770 moped riders with fake mustaches competed in an unusual mountain pass race sponsored by Red Bull
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
US government official says he "absolutely" believes there is life on other planets
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(Stylist)
 
 
 
Learn these essential life skills including "DIY Sex Toys" and "How To Speak Cat"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There are people that study history. Then there's this guy
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(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
What memory is the strongest of your grandmother waking you up for school? A) the smell of homemade hot chocolate, B) the aroma of her homemade cinnamon oatmeal, or C) the sting of her homemade cleaning solution being shot in your eye?
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Goodness, gracious
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Inevitable Natural Disaster Consequence #4: Beautiful high-resolution images of destruction and despair in the aftermath of Sandy
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(Charleston Gazette)
 
 
 
Is beating your client with a baseball bat covered in the second or third year of law school?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Vermont college postpones the slaughter of two oxen due to protests the action is inhumane. Perhaps if they hitched a covered wagon to the oxen and had them cross a river nature would intervene
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Winning over the parents of your secret desire shouldn't involve breaking into their apartment and demanding women's underwear
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(Commentary Magazine)
 
 
 
Get out your white suit, white tie, white homburg hat, and two-tone shoes. Tom Wolfe is back
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Latest thing to get the Louis Vuitton knockoff treatment? Breakfast
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Asian teacher follows through on her promise to wear a maid costume if the class does well on a test. I have the weirdest boner right now
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The name of your next band: "Subversive Ping-Pong Balls"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me your pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I'll spare your lives
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fear not, New Yorkers: the city and state will work together to rebuild after Sandy, with all the competent speed they showed in rebuilding after 9/11
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
That's what I like about these Argentinian voters, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Someday, criminal organizations will have their own armies made of kidnapped communication engineers and held as slaves, rigging shadowy, encrypted, secret telecommunications networks. Once again, the Zeta drug cartel shows us the future
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Obama Secret Service bodyguard found dead in apparent suicide. Initial clues suggest he threw himself under a bus
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hágoónee'
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(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Hero: Marine attacks a man for dressing up as a paralyzed vet on Halloween. Florida: The man really is a paralyzed vet. Fark: The Marine was wearing a pink tutu
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Man shot by a Taser runs for 75-feet before collapsing, qualifying for the semifinals of the Felon Olympics
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(Dumbass Daily)
 
 
 
"Mother of the Year" finalist dresses up as drunk driver to take her kids out trick-or-treating on Halloween
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(Visual News)
 
 
 
Pretty flowers in pretty vases look even prettier the moment before the glass shatters into a million pieces
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(Oddee)
 
 
 
Eighty years ago Australia went to war. In remembrance of the Great Emu War, here are the 7 Strangest Wars in recorded history (NSFW ads/images on article page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Huge inflatable plugs being developed to protect subway tunnels from flooding, give your mom new contraceptive options
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Australian newspaper devotes the entire front page to five different crocodile stories. "Like all my Christmases had come at once"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Doctors discover that the best way to get men to come in for yearly checkups is to let them pretend that they're cars
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"I'd like to thank my mother and father, and of course God, for this Bigot of the Year award. Excuse me, I just get so emotional"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Really, how does he smell?
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
John Wayne Gacy's nephew is keeping up the family business
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(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
State Police respond to reports of naked man in breakdown lane find only Harley Quinn's brother, Manny
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Superman's new career
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(Today)
 
 
 
Because shrinks don't have enough real mental illnesses to deal with, Nail biting will soon be listed as an obsessive-compulsive disorder in the DSM-V
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Not to worry anyone or anything, but another storm is coming to New England and should arrive next Tuesday with lots of wind and snow. Luckily, there's nothing important happening next Tuesday, right?
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
"Sorry we euthanized your dog by mistake. Tell you what, we'll cremate him for you AND we can let you pick out a brand new one free of charge. We're cool, right?"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
You know it's time to lose a little weight if the only scanners big enough to accommodate your girth are located at the zoo
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you go deer hunting, shoot a deer, go home and get a hug, you're doing it right. If you go deer hunting, shoot a bear, get a hug and go to the hospital... not so much
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman thumbs her nose at mandatory tipping bullshiat, writes "Single Mom, Sorry" on the tip line of her restaurant bill
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Finally, a letter to Dear Prudence that all Farkers can relate to
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Yeah, so, we're sorry we wrongly convicted you of shaking your baby to death and put you in jail for 10 years on shaky evidence. But, hey, at least we didn't push for the death penalty
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(National Post)
 
 
 
BC earthquake shuts off "sacred" hot spring, baffling coastal-dwelling hipsters and natives. Where's your Gitchie-Manitou, now?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Dentist charged with using laughing gas in front of patients. Steve Martin unavailable for comment
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Excuse me officer, can you help me resolve a dispute with my roommate? By the way, just ignore the fact that we're illegally living in a vacant house and stealing electricity, gas and water service
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
I want to live in a place where the town council sees no reason to ban the local brothel
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
First national memorial for war dogs honors canine soldiers that have served since the beginning of World War II. Your dog is proud to be an American
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Turtle being squeezed to death by anaconda is saved by his shell. Subby hasn't seen a turtle this threatened by an anaconda since Sir Mix-A-Lot had Raphael bound and gagged in the basement
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(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
Most guys grow out of their "I want girls to kick me in the nuts as hard as they can" phase. Others just fly around the country and try to keep the good times rolling
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(NY1)
 
 
 
NYC Marathon organizers asking local hotels to displace hurricane evacuees with out of town runners. Hotel owner in story is hero; asinine tag for hotels that are actually doing this, and for Bloomberg allowing a marathon right now
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Neighbor tells others "I've got power; come on over and hang out at my place til yours comes back on". Bonus: Neighbor is Newark mayor Cory Booker
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey wants you to know it's doing just fine after Hurricane Sandy, and doesn't need volunteers or supplies. Heck, they're turning away volunteers
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
News: Woman heals self of incurable disease. Fark: By eating tree bark (w/pic of woman, tree)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Good: Neighbor sees flames in apartment and calls the fire dept. Bad: Flames were from fireplace dvd
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cake decorator creates edible tarantula to help customer conquer fear of spiders. M-m-m... crunchy
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Fun guy on mushrooms shows off his little mushroom to neighbours
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Thu November 01, 2012
(NPR)
 
 
 
An ode to the unsung hero of Hurricane Sandy, the lowly pay telephone
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(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Today's "attacking an ex-girlfriend's neighbor with a machete while wearing a gas mask and confessing on Youtube" comes to you from Oklahoma City
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British get coded message by carrier pigeon from agent in Nazi Germany. This is not a repeat from 1940
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Elephant learns how to speak Korean, still struggles with chopsticks
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
12 year old girl given detention for hugging classmate
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Interactive before and after aerial shots of areas hit by Sandy
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Ten of the weirdest alcoholic beverages in the world (Featured Partner)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rock hopper
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Unemployed and migratory is Norway to go through life, son
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Redheads may be genetically predisposed to melanoma, hotness
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(Politicker)
 
 
 
Staten Island President, "Don't give money to the Red Cross"
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Fark Ready Quote: "We were hoping the chicken-eating bear was doing break-ins"
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(Some Italian Girl)
 
 
 
This week's Fark Food Thread: The food of your people. Share your recipes and stories of foods that connect you to your ancestry
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You thought Republicans didn't like those got-dang forreners? Well, Russia just went ahead and declared that talking to them's a treason
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this view from London's tallest building
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Not to alarm any of you on Fark, but a judge has just ordered a newspaper to release the true identity of an online commenter
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Researchers find anxiety about math triggers the same brain activity associated with physical sensation of pain -- which could be caused by a number of reasons
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Free internet legal advice: If you're at home and the cops ask if you've been smoking marijuana, you're not required to invite them inside, take them back to your bedroom, and show them the used pipe you have hidden in your closet
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Protip: Don't rob a bank where even the bank president is armed
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(Enterprise News)
 
 
 
Not news: City resident evicted. News: Resident returns home after city screws up the eviction process: Fark: Did I say resident? I mean pig
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
911 what is your emergency? OMG, there's a dead zombie driving this SUV There's blood everywhere, send help fast Wait, it's trying to speak... nevermind
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
God makes sure Snooki and The Situation stay cancelled
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Shark craving Asian food gets a face full of Kung Pow beef
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Off-duty NYPD officer sacrifices his own life to save family of seven
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rebels accuse Syrian government of using "vacuum bombs", Megamaid unavailable for comment
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Truck carrying five hundred cats intercepted en route to restaurants in China
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Body found near Crete may be that of a man who has been missing for months, but officials reluctant to rule out minotaur too quickly
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
(1) Drive, (2) Lower truck bed. Or is it the other way around?
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"The last thing we want is to have drunken idiots at the Irish parade"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The desk where Bram Stoker wrote 'Dracula' is up for auction and the stakes are high
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Leaves clog drains in Seattle. Puddles, splashing reported. More news incoming
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(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
When you install DirecTV near a beehive, you're bound to get stung. When you get stung, you end up in the hospital. When you're in the hospital, you are losing productivity. Don't install DirecTV near a beehive
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Gandalf the agoraphobic owl; not the title of a children's book
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The best picture of a squirrel with a Jack-o-lantern on its head you'll see today
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Woman wants $25,000 because neighbour boy's basketball just might clog her arteries
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
CNN covers the hard news, like how Sandy affected the cruise of reporter Ashley Banfield's mom
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
China opposition party lasts one day, beating the old record by twenty-three hours
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Oklahoma open firearm carry law begins today - Oooooklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plain like a hail of gunfire
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(WBZT West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Coco is no Jim Cantore, but her hurricane reports sure are fun to watch
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(Today)
 
 
 
Vanity Fair and 60 Minutes conduct a poll to see which actor would make the best Jesus. And, hooo, brother, you better believe some people ain't gonna like who won
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(City TV)
 
 
 
Pitball
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dutch ditch weed pass. Looks like my travel plans are back on
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(English Russia)
 
 
 
Opulence...They haz it
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Nude woman arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure." Maybe she had a good reason?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two Panthers released from the pen early, giving hope to other NFL players in advance of their parole hearings
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Can good sex save our nation? This church says yes
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
In the arms race, many have claimed victory but only one city stands above the rest. All hail Philadelphia, home of the world's most awesome t-shirt cannon. Well played, Philly, well played
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Brazilian model poses for glamour shots in NYC amidst the destruction caused by Hurricane Sandy. Luckily, the interwebz are unforgiving
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
Apparently some people have a problem with the sexy cookie monster costume. Like middle school principals. And naturally, the mother of the precious snowflake has a problem with the problem. (w/video)
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The trick to taking a clear photo of your dinner in a restaurant without using a flash. Because the whole world needs to know what you're eating, which chef prepared it, and how you like it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news: Thousands of New York rats drowned after being swept into tunnels during Hurricane Sandy. Bad News: Now you know why your water tastes funny
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
The price is Wright
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
How not to carve a pumpkin
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
You know you're having a bad day when you're illegally siphoning gas from somebody's truck using a homemade device and you catch on fire and you roll around on the ground and you get in your truck and drive into a garage and it makes the evening news
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Behold, the creation of FARK
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(KFAB Omaha)
 
 
 
Omaha talk-show guy does satire interview with "UN Election Observer". Nebraska Secretary of State apparently doesn't get the joke, press-releases him into submission
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Tired of debunking all the urban myths about politicians, get-rich quick schemes, and cancer kids email chain letters, Snopes gets around to investigating something really important: Dracula
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(Charleston Gazette)
 
 
 
State police evidence room burglarized, police on lookout for suspect with balls the size of watermelons
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(Minn Post)
 
 
 
If you're a woman in Minnesota with MS, poor swimming skills, and a broken ankle you can still save a drowning man in the Mississippi River
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Court order and injuction: the Sun is there
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Criminal geniuses post photos of looted goods on their Twitter accounts, unaware that the police can see Twitter, too
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
A time-lapse video of Sandy battering New York, and the moment the lights went out
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Americans will average $80 per person on Halloween candy, Americans will average $0 on Hurricane Sandy relief
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The six types of friends everyone should have, but you probably don't
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Cops bust rental house tenants for drugs, search house, return house to owner. Owner cleans house, finds drugs. Then things get weird
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Reminder FARK PARTY Oppa Halifax Style THIS SAT 7 PM @ Lower Deck. Now with 100% more Yzziefrog /Pope Larry II. LGT original thread. Heeeeyyyy Sexxxxxxy Lady
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(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lady with her silk stockings starter kit
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The world's best job, especially if your coworkers are busty women
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thanks to Hurricane Sandy you will soon be seeing $5 per gallon gas....Just kidding it's actually going to drop, no really
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
This week's samurai sword stabbing brought to you by Minneapolis
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The SPCA would like you to stop neutering your dogs at home with elastic bands. So would your dogs
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Little girl receives a kidney for Halloween. Probably better than those damn candy corn
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cute 19-year-old could be frozen into a 'human mannequin' due to rare genetic condition
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 391: "Farktography Classic: Hallowe'en 4". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed October 31, 2012
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Halloween-colored lobster sends important message for Trick-or-Treating crowd: "Don't be shellfish, kids"
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
"I'm a shark. I'm a SHAAAARK. Suck my..." *PUNCH*
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(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Thirty-year-old chef dying of cancer has lost his sense of taste, but just opened his own restaurant - and is planning on opening one more before he goes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thinking of dressing up your baby in a Halloween costume? Well a rights group says: 'It is not like older children dressing up for fun. It is potentially objectifying babies who have no say in what they wear
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dear Abby: Is it odd to consider a relationship with a guy who has pics of his weener on his phone? Internet answer: That he has pics of his genitals on his phone is no stranger than considering a relationship with him
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this baboon break in
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in NYC, the mayor said he hopes motorists will pick up strangers standing near bridges. Got that, everyone? In NEW YORK CITY the mayor wants you to pick up strangers standing near bridges
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(Bowling Green Daily News)
 
 
 
Naked Jagger jogging jailed
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Munchkin pecker tracks, Armstrong stripped of bicycling titles AND moon landing, and a good reason to avoid Rapewood Forest: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/21 - 10/27
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Bad idea: Making plans to cook up some meth in a hotel room. Worse idea: Telling cops about your plans. Fark idea: Deciding to enact your plans just as soon as your court appearance on other meth charges is over
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(Yuma Sun)
 
 
 
And they said a fence across the border with Mexico wouldn't work
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
You would think that the Fisker Karmas' propensity to catch fire would be quelled during a hurricane storm surge. Turns out they become fireworks displays
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
It's like celebratory gunfire that brings a power line down onto your tent, causing a fire that kills 23 guests on your wedding day
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In order to guarantee he gets sufficient candy, Chris Christie moves Halloween to next Monday
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in England, it took six people 3.5 hours to rescue a baby hedgehog
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Fark-ready Biden quote of the day: "I'm going to give you the whole load today"
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
If you live in fear that you won't be able to find a seasonal party snack that will protect you from scurvy and get you drunk, fear no longer
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Walking the dog in the middle of hurricane seemed like a good idea at the time
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
'If you buy me a beer, I'll forget everything at trial,' flirty cop texts drunk driving accused
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(Wired)
 
 
 
How many times do coastal homes need to be washed away before we say we shouldn't be building homes here any more?
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Remember middle school? The student store with candy and soda, really noticing girls for the first time, getting arrested on campus for drug trafficking? Good times
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop Ann Romney grabbing Mitt from behind
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Judge upholds anti-skittles blog
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(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
Boss: give my your facebook password. Legislature: you cannot haz
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Occupy Wall Street Or Halloween: Can You Spot The Difference?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hurricane Sandy has left Redding, CT 110% without power
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Couple in their 90's who had been married 72 years die exactly one hour apart-which might have had less to do with true love and was more about that horrific car wreck they were both in
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Obama's sanctions on Iran are working. The Tehran Symphony Orchestra has been toppled. Take that, Ahmedinijad
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Microsoft being sued by company that holds the world wide exclusive rights to rectangles with sharp corners
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The latest rights in jeopardy at the Supreme Court: whether police can take a trained drug-detection dog up to a house to smell for drugs inside, and if the dog alerts, use that to justify a search of the home
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
The question on everyone's mind: Did the NYC rats survive Sandy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farkers have raised over fifteen thousand dollars for the Youngstown, Ohio soup kitchen that lost donations due to partisan antics - so far
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
They finally got Murtaugh
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(Some Dethklok)
 
 
 
And now, for an excerpt from Toki's new book, "Skwisgaar Is Ams Dick" (sponsored link)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark poker party/March of Dimes Fundraiser in DFW at Big Slick Poker Academy
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Mysterious horse headed man running around during Hurricane Sandy has been identified
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Mars soil remarkably like Hawaii's. This means Obama is an alien and Romney is automatically President
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So what's causing the extreme weather of late? You guessed it - Frank Stallone
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Before and after photos of locations hit by Hurricane Sandy
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(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
For Halloween, here's a darkly comic look at the 12 scariest nuclear weapons accidents (that we know about). Including the time the US Air Force exploded a nuclear bomb in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
The storm is over, and you know what comes next: owls
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Can we get this year's Halloween / spooky story thread going? I need my fix, I've been jonesing all month
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sad: Blonde haired, white 5yr old green eyed girl seen begging on streets in Mexico, Good: Social media gets on the case and saves White Kidnap victim... Derpderp: Jesus we have problemo
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Prime Minister of Bizarro World Benjamin Netanyahu says that an Israeli strike on Iran would calm the Arab world
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
How many people have ever been born?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Rising global temperatures means that potatoes could be replaced by a warmer weather crop. That crop is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop these subjected servicemen
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
In China you can sue your wife if she gives you an ugly kid.....The more you know
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(Stamford Advocate)
 
 
 
Just in time for Halloween and possible Poltergeist re-make, 100 yr old tree toppled by Hurricane Sandy reveals skull hanging upside-down in tree roots with spine and rib-cage still attached
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
JFK and Newark airports to re-open Wednesday, LaGuardia closed indefinitely
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Congratulations, Twitter user comfortablysmug, the Washington Post has named you the most successful troll of Hurricane Sandy
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
While cleaning her tongue, teen accidentally swallows toothbrush and can't cough it back up as she has no gag reflex. NO.GAG.REFLEX
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Court rules that police can put video cameras on private property without a warrant. So yeah, you aren't allowed to remove that cam you found in your bathroom. It's legal...stuff
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Who will be New Zealand's 4,444,444th person?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Parents of a boy born with 13 fingers and 12 toes don't want him to have surgery to correct his deformity because they like the fact that he's famous for it
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Middle school students are learning how to survive a zombie apocalypse
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Congratulations, you've just stolen 80,000 lbs. of walnuts. Now what?
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(Last Angry Fan)
 
 
 
Pop quiz: You're a guy with only one leg and you want to come up with the best Halloween costume of the year. Do you c) dress up as the leg lamp from "A Christmas Story?"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Man arrested for making death threats after his daughter was replaced on her volleyball team
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Oh great, this is just what we need
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Tue October 30, 2012
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Police officer uses taser on 10 year old boy to "show [him] what happens to people who do not listen to the police", because the boy stated that he didn't want to clean the officer's squad car during career day
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Teens with smartphones have more sex, say concerned researchers who are in no way desperate for attention and funding
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Incentive-based education now moves on to parents, who are being bribed with $25 gift cards to pick up their children's report cards
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(CBS Tampa)
 
 
 
Nine adults arrested for youth-football gambling ring, setting point spreads. With useful photo of what a football may look like
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this blue burqa businessman
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Instashop contest: Now that Disney owns Star Wars, what subtle changes should we expect from both franchises?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
No, I'm pretty sure that would also involve velociraptors on surfboards armed with hand grenades; but yeah, this is pretty bad too
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
NewsFlash
 
Disney® to buy Lucasfilm® for $4 Billion. New slogan: Disney®: "We own your childhood®"
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop these guys with their suits
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(KEZ 99.9)
 
 
 
Who wouldn't want to jet ski through Sandy?
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(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
In swing state Colorado, even the prairie dogs are taking sides
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Drunken mom with toddler leaps into swift water to save ducks from Hurricane Sandy. Don't worry, somehow the ducks survived
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(Vimeo)
 
 
 
I wrote a short film for AV Club Parameter contest. Thought I would give Farkers a chance to comment. (There's no voting, just looking for honest feedback.)
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(Indiegogo)
 
 
 
It's your weekly GJTB thread. One month left and sixty-two dollars from $15,000 Help make the dream a reality
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
If cops pull you over, handing them three NicoDerm patches instead of your license, registration and proof of insurance probably won't distract them from noticing your fly is open and the front of your pants are wet
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(Federal News Radio)
 
 
 
Zombie invasions are totally make-believe. Never gonna happen. No chance. Just ignore the joint U.S. Marine and police force zombie invasion drill
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Ten people who refused to let Hurricane Sandy interrupt their daily jog through Central Park
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(Daily Breeze)
 
 
 
PETA says there's nothing fishy about a memorial sign they want up in Irvine commemorating the hundreds of fish killed in a traffic accident while on the way to market
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(Instacane)
 
 
 
A Hard Night in New York City: The story of Hurricane Sandy told through instagram
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
For most of us, the comments section of an online story is a source for nutty comments and insane theories. For CNN, it's a source for their next news story
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Chris Christie praises Obama. He just divided by zero
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Despite all the destruction and devastating caused by Hurricane Sandy in New York City, one rogue Starbucks is violating company orders and staying open during the storm. "There's nothing else I would have gone out for - except beer"
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Sandy knocks Pennsylvania back to the 1920's as state enacts prohibition
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(Some stone column)
 
 
 
Closed for 130 years, a public observation tower still standing tall in central London
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Chris Christie: "I don't give a damn about Election Day. It doesn't matter a lick, bite, chew to me at the moment. I've got bigger fish, eggs, bacon to fry"
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
How much caffeine does it take to kill someone? Here comes the science and a fresh pot of steaming hot death sauce
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
And lo, when scant one week before the election remained, did the pundits their hedging begin
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How Rackspace prepared its Virginia data centers for Hurricane Sandy. Maker's Mark curiously not mentioned
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(USGS)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney didn't want to kill off FEMA and the USGS, he just wanted to turn it over to the states or the private sector. Let's see how that works
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(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
Chris Christie may reschedule Halloween because there is no way he's missing trick-or-treating
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Columnist wonders about the sex lives of conjoined twins, fails to provide any video footage that would clear up the confusion over the issue
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(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
The latest Consumer Reports' Annual Auto Reliability Survey has good news -- Toyota has rebounded nicely -- and some bad news -- apparently, it really does stand for "Fix Or Repair Daily"
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(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
18-year-old college student explains why she jumped off a third floor balcony while police were breaking up the party she was at: "Because I'm the golden child and I don't want to get in trouble"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Researchers say you shouldn't kiss pigs at county fairs, just buy them a corn dog, take them on a ride, and take them back to your place for some sweet, sweet lovin' like any self-respecting man would
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
After a long, winding, seemingly aimless journey filled with numerous side distractions that threatened to distract from the mission, a bronze sculpture honoring the "Family Circus" characters is finally in the works
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
In case you wanted more proof that Romney is going to win the election, the number of members in the Flat-Earth Society keeps growing
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Who Dat?" trademark claim settled just in time for everyone to start jumping off the Aints bandwagon
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Why do networks send reporters into the middle of dangerous storms? Hey, do you know what kind of ratings they would get if a reporter were impaled by an air cow?
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Four years after it was revealed that US drone video feeds were broadcast in the clear and vulnerable to interception, most of them are now... still completely unencrypted
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
David Letterman broadcasts his show without a studio audience, because it would put people in jeopardy. "Hell, we've been doing that for 30 years"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Columnist argues that since Funyun production is at an all-time high and there are more cartoons on the air than ever, the time is right to legalize pot
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(Register-Herald)
 
 
 
Community radio in W. Va. rises to the occasion answering all your Frakenstorm-related questions: "Why is there an absence of bread at Wal-Mart?"
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
In the wake of the merger of publishers Penguin and Random House, some worry that book prices will rise. For you younger readers, books are those rectangular bulky things filled with paper
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(Hurriyet Daily News)
 
 
 
Judge to examine briefs before ruling on woman's requested legal injunction for a penis and that is not the weird part
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Plane crashes into the top of an enormous tree. Helicopter pilot makes one of the most daring rescue attempts you will ever see. (Not safe for work language)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
President declares federal disaster area in NY in the wake of hurricane Sandy. Romney to announce his severe love for FEMA and federal disaster aid by noon today
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(IT World)
 
 
 
Apple is negotiating with record labels to directly license their music in order to offer an online radio service that will allow unlimited streaming of The Captain & Tennille
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Historian says Wikipedia is almost done. *Citation Needed*
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(Fark)
 
 
 
NY/NJ Farkers: What's your status?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Britain's youngest sex change patient wants to become a man again after only a year because living as a woman has made her miserable. Why, it's almost like S/He had major psychological issues that should have been addressed first
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Watching silent horror films can teach you about the scariest thing of all: the silence of your own thoughts
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Photoshop a new license plate for Florida
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Nate Silver continues to make conservatives and a media that is desperate for a horse race shiat their britches
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Soul Searching: Two quantum physics experts proclaim near-death experiences occur when the soul leaves the nervous system and enters the universe. Atheists, how you doing?
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(Jon E. Garrett)
 
 
 
Frustrated dad shows son proper tackling form
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(NYC Fire)
 
 
 
NYFD scanner: "Do we have any plans in place for the incoming tide?" Long pause. "Negative. There are no plans." FARK - Your morning Sandy thread
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Hurricane Sandy has brought down The Huffington Post, Gawker, Wonkette, Gizmodo and Buzzfeed. Media bullsh*t levels expected to remain unchanged however
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite mascot is ready for Halloween. The Sun is there
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(Huffington Post)