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Sun April 15, 2012
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama considers "covenant marriage" bill, which would make divorce attainable only with counseling under very limited circumstances
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(Health on Today)
 
 
 
Time for the annual flood of "ticks are lurking, just waiting to KILL YOU" articles
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(io9)
 
 
 
Everyone knows the fate of the Titanic, but whatever happened to that poor iceberg?
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
The new pregnancy fad: belly painting
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Remember when you were in college and you had that one class with 400 other students? In the near future, students will wish all of their classes were that small
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
College professor defends her decision to show 20 minute pornographic film to students in her Human Sexuality class
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(Tinypic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this casual stroll on the beach
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
A bomb blast, an ambulance stolen and a man named either Maggie, Shadow or Spartacus clutching a potato. Just your average Saturday night in Tarpon Springs
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Hair for your amusement, it's this week's Mugshot Roundup
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(Montgomery Advertiser)
 
 
 
A well thought out and exhaustive article on a controversial situation. This well articulated article is not to be missed if you want in depth and substantive analysis on the hopes, prayers, and the concerns of a vast number of our citizens
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Secret Service Hooker Scandal could have been avoided with $47 and a lecture from Charlie Sheen
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Bad: Man leaves for two weeks and comes back to find his car missing. Worse: Because of a DVLA loophole it was taken and scrapped. Fark: He's a barber named George Harrison
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this REALLY tall horny guy celebrating
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
65 years ago today, a young, scared, talented kid put on a Brooklyn Dodgers uniform. You know how the story continues
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Get ready for the 2080 Census. First question: "What is your current sex?"
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(Centre Daily Times)
 
 
 
Not News: DUI Checkpoint. Holy FARK: The use of specialized flashlights with ethanol sensors to detect the presence of alcohol on a driver's breath
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Given a choice between a Godzilla free Tokyo Bay and summer air conditioning, Japan is choosing summer air conditioning
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Un speaks publicly for the first time. Vows to put military, Twinkies first
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two massive pyramids are discovered in the Bermuda Triangle. Still no explanation for disappearing planes and boats and Florida though
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Couple sues landlord after mischievous demon ripped their blanket off while they were watching TV. Oh you
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
In 1962, third-graders predicted that in the future people would have their own rockets, drive flying cars, and eat paste from tubes
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Since it's Bunnday, let's enjoy some pictures from this year's Bunnarchy
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Now that being a Meme means your political stock is rising, photoshop a campaign poster for a popular internet meme
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Ex-stripper now suing one-legged property magnate for $10m after he slashed her with gold Rolex
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former TSA chief thinks passengers should be allowed to bring knives onboard planes. "It is time to end the TSA's use of well-trained security officers as kindergarten teachers to millions of passengers a day"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Six rules for dining out, from a foodie who also happens to be an economist. #2: "Beware the Beautiful, Laughing Women." Depends what you really want to eat
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
George Washington named Britain's greatest ever foe
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
More than anything else, a Lamborghini wants to kill you. With fire
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Smoking has been banned from all New York beaches. Needles, used condoms and medical waste still okay
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Ketchup-covered homeless man lies in middle of the street to profanely protest how tourism has ruined Key West
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Sat April 14, 2012
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Upping the ante in a bid to get its own Fark tag, it is now easier than ever to legally get your hands on moonshine in Ohio
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(Fox News Insider)
 
 
 
When asked if she would consider running for President, Dolly Parton responds, "We've had enough boobs in the White House"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
This inviting syrah presents a forward nose, unobtrusive tannins, legs are good...and, um...pairs well with...Cheetos maybe...holds its own against their cheddary...mmm...say, let's uncork another and watch Adult Swim
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this preflight
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(truTV)
 
 
 
11:40 PM, April 14, 1912: RMS Titanic unexpectedly strikes an iceberg. 11:40 PM, April 14, 2012: @TitanicRealTime expected to strike comedy gold
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
In the 106 years since Einstein's Special Theory of Relativity, scientists have largely accepted Time as Space's 4th dimension. A bold new theory says Time exists independently of Space, and Einstein can just suck it
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
11% of drivers have admitted to tailgating, while 74% of drivers admit they've hogged the passing lane
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
How did a valet manage to fly this Jeep over a Mini and into a Maserati and a $200,000 Porsche? Oh, right, it's Florida
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Top Ramen or Maruchan Ramen. Which noodle reigns supreme?
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(AP)
 
 
 
Harlistas: Cuban Harley fanatics hold first nationwide rally, nearly all of the Harleys on Cuban roads today were built before 1960
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(Some Girls)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lining up for a shot
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(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Over 1,000 hayseeds descend on the Quad Cities to partake in a massive Square and Circle Dancing competition. "We call things like scissors to banjo and scissors sidecar"
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
I said, "Don't look, Ethel" But it was too late. She'd already got a free shot
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Having a tattoo once confirmed your status as a scary outsider rebel carny outlaw sociopath. Having a tattoo now has no meaning. Having a tattoo means that you have a tattoo
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Video games are making children fat
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists use cutting-edge nanotech to create world's tiniest violin
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The salmonella outbreak that sickened over 100 people traced back to spicy tuna used in sushi. This outbreak could have been avoided if only THE FISH WAS COOKED
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(CBS Charlotte)
 
 
 
Cool: Teacher prevents kid from getting beat up. Fark: Kid tries to hug the teacher and gets written up for it. UltraFark: Teacher grabbed student so roughly to avoid getting hugged that a police report was filed for the marks she left on him
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
21-year-old hottie gives up nursing dreams, hooks up with 'sugar daddies' to pay her bills (w/pics)
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man jailed for driving into a flock of seagulls. And running. He ran so far away
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(Some Critter Guy)
 
 
 
Caption these two ugly-assed critters
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(The Daily)
 
 
 
73 yr old grandma who supplied 40% of the marijuana to Tulsa and parts of Arkansas, Kansas and Missouri arrested with 4 lbs of pot, 2 guns and $276,000 in cash
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
After an elaborate operation led by French customs, the Social Security dept., the police transport division, and months of surveillance, French police arrest souvenir shop owners for selling mini Eiffel Towers without a permit
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
18-year-old in Iran refuses to take off jacket in class, receives seven hours of electric shock torture in return. Iran? Oops, meant to say Massachusetts
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
15-year-old girl saves 25 horses from fire, treated for smoke inhalation, now in stable condition (w/pics)
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
"I asked if there was anything in the vehicle that might get him in trouble. He looked at a red colored gym bag in the front passenger floorboard and then hung his head down"
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to see a picture of a young Bill O'Reilly with a topless chick? Too bad, cause here it is (Safe for work)
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(LA Times Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this post-game process
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(Soccerly)
 
 
 
When a Craigslist posting starts with "If you're a dude with a red Mohawk who recently got lucky at a Motörhead/Megadeth concert in the bathroom at the Aragon Ballroom in Chicago..." you know it's going to end up on Fark
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Undercover CIA operative, who helped capture Abu Abbas, struck down by a) terrorists, b) friendly fire, or c) deli meat sample
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(eadt.co.uk)
 
 
 
Horace the cat, missing for almost 3 weeks, finally found his way home - despite having two broken legs - just in time for Caturday
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Weather forecasters to denizens of the Midwest: Godspeed, and run if you see Bill Paxton
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The most boring slide show ever: "Top ten sheds: in pictures"
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Nineteen regional US slang words to work into your vocabulary. Some of these are kinda buffleheaded, a couple are pretty whoopensocker
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
University of Virginia's chief historian tells student tour guides they're full of shiat
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Secret Service agents on the Obama detail relieved of duty after relieving their duty with Colombian prostitutes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There are some novelty gifts you probably should not have delivered to the World Financial Center
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Fri April 13, 2012
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Idaho woman flush with excitement after sewer workers find and return her $6,000 wedding ring that had been dropped in the toilet
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rise of Atheism in America: Why many are leaving religion, commenting about it on Fark
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
The Presidential motorcade is a highly trained and organized unit designed to keep the Commander In Chief safe....unless there are speed bumps. They're highly susceptible to speed bumps
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Driver of hearse passes out on way to funeral and causes six-car accident. At least one dead
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Badass: skiing solo to the North Pole. More badass: crashing a wedding taking place there when you arrive, and guzzling their champagne to celebrate
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Graphic "Safe Sex for Seniors" campaign raises eyebrows, demands for eye bleach
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Skeptic arrested and charged with blasphemy for pointing out a "miracle" was actually a leaky pipe and capillary action at work. See India, this is why you can't have nice things
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(St. George Spectrum)
 
 
 
If you're the 7- or 8-year-old boy who spotted the abandoned penguin egg at the Woodland Park Zoo, then zoo officials as well as the penguin who hatched would like a word
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Naked Vermont governor narrowly outruns four large bears. Now that's a man's man
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(Photobucket)
 
 
 
Subby was a guitarist in a metal band in the early 90's called Lovecraft Symphony. Go back in time and Photoshop us so that we would have made it big (Subby 2nd from right). No holds barred
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Forensic testing confirms remains of man found last December were also found last summer at recycling plant. No word if the police are just driving him around to play 'Weekend at Bernies'
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this big battle
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Friday the 13th, so here is a Fark Weird News Quiz ending in 13. COINCIDENCE?? Actually, yes
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(KRDO Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Comcast does its best to increase customer service ratings by broadcasting porn in the middle of Good Morning America
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Times are so bad that even Fido is in the unemployment line
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
When you're a CVS manager using your girlfriend's father to stage a robbery, don't run outside to bring him the bag of loot if he forgets it. That tends to raise suspicion
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Police officer in trouble after his dashcam captures him discharging his weapon in the squad car
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(Slate)
 
 
 
What is your earliest memory? How old were you? (link goes to related story)
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
"Like many readers, I don't particularly empathize with chickens. It's their misfortune that they lack big eyes"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Local man gets overzealous in quest to save Ohio families from eating Cracker Barrel's food
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Before you spend $580 million on eight helicopters you might want to make sure they can fly in any weather, including snow
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Disabled man in trouble for trying to overcome his handicap
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan governor signs bill repealing motorcycle helmet requirement, or as it will soon be known--the Natural Selection Law of 2012
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Burglars claim they broke into a house because, like Steve Irwin, they like to catch snakes. And there was a snake. In the house. Where they were trying to buy weed. But the guy took their money. That is all
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Woman acquitted in fatal stabbing because the victim was hogging the bed
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(Fox 11 Online)
 
 
 
If you're having problems finding the night deposit box at the local funeral parlor, you really shouldn't leave the package next door
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Jerry Sandusky screwing over needy kids--again
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
I hope the NY zoo work out what their new arrivals eat. Right now they're starving. I kid
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Plllleeeeeeaaaaasssssseeeee do NOT turn on the windscreen wipers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
20 signs you might be a sex addict. 1: You are currently in someone
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(BBC)
 
 
 
What's the difference between 7500 and 7000? Two Typhoons and a sonic boom
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Classified ad for used car draws web attention to girl
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(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
If you're an aspiring female car thief, remember never to: A) Exceed the speed limit once you get on the highway, B) Drive recklessly or C) Pull over to the side of the highway and take a dump
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Amazing slideshow of pictures of Earth taken from the International Space Station
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Centurions and Police clash in Rome. This is not a repeat from Doctor Who
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(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
New Hampshire police chief lived his life like in the movies. Unfortunately, it was the part about getting shot one week before retirement
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Meet Roosevelt, the only border collie with front-wheel drive
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(Sporcle)
 
 
 
How well can you identify beer logos?
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(City Watch LA)
 
 
 
California planners want to ban free-range people
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Injured bobcat lays dying on the side of the road. Do you: A) call animal control, B) ignore it and go on with your day, or C) get your dumb face in real close to make sure it's okay?
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Mom, I'm cold, can you turn up the volcano?
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Intelligent space dinosaurs: How worried should we be?"
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
The peacekeeper slowly entered, surprising the illegal gambling party. He knew these men were among the rich and powerful, but the tin shield on his chest proclaimed justice for all. Then one of the gamblers, in desperation, pulled a gun
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Is your shame cave dark and dingy place? Well, lighten it up
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Poorly-worded headline of the day: "Donations pour in for family of drowning victims"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Muslims and Methodists back UK college's plans for alcohol-free zones on campus because drinking is "evil". Farkers retort with proposal for free-alcohol zones on campus because drinking is "essential"
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(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
Newark Mayor downgrades neighbor's condition from "burn victim" to "alive and still in Newark"
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(The Province)
 
 
 
Man finds woman who is actually into sex, flees, calls cops
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Old fruit is better for you says study, Ian McKellen
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Louis Farrakhan says "Jesus was a black man." Well, Jesus liked Gospel, called everyone "brother" and couldn't get a fair trial, so it may be true
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this principal pecking a pig
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Burger King Bacon Sundae. So good, you'll give up Atheism
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Hamster gets stuck to cage after eating magnet -- film at 11
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The best and worst jobs of 2012. Subby's excited to see he has the third-best job on the list
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Goats help clean up college campus. I kid you not
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
'Dead' hamster digs itself out of grave, WANTS BRAINS (w/zombie hamster pics)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Breaking news: Zimmerman buys $79.84 worth of items from jail store
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: Man attempts to rob multiple banks. Fark: Doesn't succeed at robbing any of them. Ultra Fark: Because he was using a toilet plunger
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Thu April 12, 2012
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man changes Facebook relationship status to "Single", disgruntled girlfriend changes his automobile status to "Embedded in bowling alley"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mike and Ike are dissolving their civil union
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Women and children fir...ah, screw it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
♪ Ground control to Major Dong ♪
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop these world watchers
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's aliens... but it's a green, glowing object the size of a whale falling from the sky and crashing into a lake
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Cool: blind author writes novel. Cooler: longhand, with pen and paper. Not cool: pen ran out of ink at some point
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Court rules it is impossible to steal computer code
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this stretcher
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(Some Fullmoon)
 
 
 
If you're going to be tased anyway, may as well moon the officers before you wag your genitals at them
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Retiring German civil servant claims that for 14 years he did nothing, N-N-N-NOTHING
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(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
Hot cougar arrested after teen discloses information about their Call of Duty Booty Calls (w/video of the pink-haired fox)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Civil "rule of law" abiding Mike Tyson weighs in on George Zimmerman: "It's a disgrace he hasn't been shot yet"
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Meet the Vatican's own "Cardinal Rambo" who keeps an armory of at least 13 weapons including the famous 357 Magnum made by Smith & Wesson and a Hatsan shotgun. Religion of peace, indeed
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(BBC)
 
 
 
JK Rowling announces new title, 'Harry Potter and the Casual Vacancy'
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(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Rare photo of Lynx accessing highway-overpass.com
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Problem: night raids are the most effective tactic used by the US in Afghanistan, but it outrages Afghans because soldiers sometimes see women without their veils on. Solution: train Afghan women as commandos
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman steals towel from hotel. And a bedspread. And picture frames, an iron, the ironing board, some rugs, a trash can and the curtains. Oh yeah, and a TV
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dear teacher: Even if the student says that the first head-butt didn't hurt, don't do it again
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(Big 1059)
 
 
 
The goddam Batman sold his costume on eBay to raise money for his legal defense. "P.S. It has been laundered"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
US Customs begins waging war on drugs in the classified advertisements of Mexican newspapers. Horrified editors look on as Marmaduke is recruited by Los Zetas and savagely mauls Dolly, Jeffy, and PJ
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(io9)
 
 
 
Indian politicians offer $2,000--nearly half a year's wages--as bounty for any slain vampires people bring in. In other news, a whole lot of people are about to be murdered in India
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman hires female private eye to see if her boyfriend would cheat on her. Turns out he would. He's now dating the female private eye. Don't laugh. These are all terrible, terrible people
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Heartless creep zips six puppies into his suitcase and throws it in the garbage. Fortunately for the puppies, he seems to be about as intelligent as President Skroob when it comes to his luggage
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Finally, a cause I can sink my ***** into
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
"Law enforcement learns communication techniques," such as I'll Mirandize You When You Confess, Probable Cause 'Cause You Probably Did It, and Brokering Meaningful Dialogue Between Nightstick and Perp
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
China attempting to cull rumors about top official's wife by deleting posts onli
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Not only is it against the law to ask a five-year-old to watch you have sex with your girlfriend, we're also going to charge you because no one should have to see that
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(The Jakarta Globe)
 
 
 
Okay, criminals. We're going to let you free because of the tsunami alert but you have to promise to come back to jail later when everything is back to normal, okay? Okay? Guys?
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
NYC mayor launches campaign against gun laws, because if there's one thing NYC needs, it's more guns
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Grad students vote to unionize, say they're employees, not students. Football team points, laughs, tells them to let them know how that works out
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Men of America, isn't it time to wax your balls?
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Do: use Facebook to communicate with others during an earthquake. Don't: use Facebook to try and sell fried chicken to evacuees during an earthquake
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(The Daily Dolt)
 
 
 
Good news: economy is improving so you can find a job and stop farking around all day. Bad news: Grandma's gonna die. Draw?
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(Wired)
 
 
 
CIA's secret fear: biometrics used at the border will blow their agents' covers
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(Stylist)
 
 
 
In need of a disturbingly cute fix? Here's Milly, the world's smallest Chihuahua (otherwise known as the ET of dogs)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Photoshop what lurks beneath the bridge
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Man who walked 3,100 miles across Australia while wearing a full stormtrooper costume raised over $100,000 for the Starlight Children's Foundation, still hasn't found those damn droids
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Severed right arm from 1862 Battle of Antietam donated to Civil War Museum. Records indicate there was nothing left
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(Stylist)
 
 
 
Hug a vending machine, get free coke
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Eighty-nine bags of drugs hanging off your schlong is no way to go through life
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(Indecision Forever)
 
 
 
What's next for Rick Santorum? Vote for Romney? (Sponsored link)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
29-year-old teacher hottie arrested for sex with student. Bonus: She's a newlywed (w/mugshot)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Students taking too long to clear a hallway and get to their middle school class? C) Pepper Spray
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Chances are, your job is killing you. Assuming you have a job in this economy
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"It's pretty cool to have a woman brewing," the brewery's head brewer says. "It's like seeing a black unicorn." Wait... what?
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(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
When life imitates Austin Powers
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 362: "Watercraft" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's contest
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Wed April 11, 2012
(St. George Spectrum)
 
 
 
Police bust butt-dialer thanks to a crack in the case
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Guy uses power of the internet to find girl who beat him up with her high heels
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(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Moran decides to play police officer and pull over a car using a cell phone flashing red and blue lights, only to find out that the car he pulled over contained real police officers
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Fake doctor tells women they have cancer that can be cured by having their breasts sucked
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(Some Chick)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Design a poster promoting a charitable organization that doesn't really exist, but should. (LGT sample ad for real charity.)
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(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
"Coach of the Year" fired for becoming "Unwed pregnant teacher of the year"
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(Redding Record Searchlight)
 
 
 
"He wasn't shot, but he was very drunk"
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Nude maid service raising eyebrows, and trousers, in Texas city
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Rutgers University web site accidentally its new president
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(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
"Yes, hello? Is this the I.T. department? Can you help me fix my toilet? No? How about find me a video of Elvis?"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
I knew it was an acid bomb when the mailbox started melting. And talking. Groovy
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(LA Times Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bunched bamboo
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
THIS is why the airplane bathroom is always out of toilet paper
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Smokers who enjoy menthols are twice as likely to have cool, refreshing strokes
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Sorry, Charlie
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'When I was a kid, I read Judy Blume to figure out what a hard-on was and what to do when you got your period.'
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Some people use stolen credit card numbers to eat at fancy restaurants. Others to buy booze or even pay utility bills. Then there's this guy
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Prosecutor confirms Zimmerman will be charged in the Trayvon Martin shooting, assuming they can find the guy
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(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Wild parrots are learning English from escaped pet birds, though the Norwegian Blue remains strangely mute on the subject
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Accused serial rapist says victim ate chicken in a suggestive way. Cluck you
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(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
Moms, if you cannot afford to buy your kids a game of Jacks, giving them percocet pills, burning marijuana and a knife will suffice (with 'that's a woman?' pic)
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(Montgomery Advertiser)
 
 
 
"You are in contempt of court because you showed your butt in court," a visibly irate Bush told Ramsey. "You can spend three days in jail. When you get out you can buy pants that fit"
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(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you should find my client not guilty because he didn't intend to strangle the prostitute he picked up. It just happened"
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Scotland's rich culinary legacy is brought to bear on science as taste testers sample fish taint
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
AG Eric Holder will give The Martin/Zimmerman case a thorough review, likely with the same level of care and attentiveness that was applied to the "Fast and Furious" program. Nothing like kowtowing to Sharpton in an election year
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
I know you stabbed me in the back with an 8-inch kitchen knife, but will you still marry me?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hackers take over the National Organization for Marriage's twitter account. Hilarity ensues
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When asked to reflect of the famous "situation room" photo from the night Bin Laden was killed, Hillary Clinton says neither she, nor Batman, or Captain America "could breathe for about 35 minutes"
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Twin strippers get drunk, take baseball bat and use it improperly just after opening day. Aristocrats? Yes, with pics
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Looks like Farc may be Farked
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(Big 1059)
 
 
 
Teacher loses battle to display "In God We Trust" and "God Bless America" signs in classroom after SCOTUS refuses to hear case. FARK: They've been hanging there since 1982
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Congratulations, you've been accepted to UCLA! Just kidding, LOL
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Japan's Mount Fuji is so beautiful, it is all too easy to disappear among the evergreens and never be seen again. Just try not to step on the bodies of all the suicides while you're there
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rare daytime meteor spotted in Texas explained as being part of "Spring fireball season" . Wow, the weather in Texas really does suck
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(Edububble)
 
 
 
Harvard holds secret, closed-door meeting to combat the way that kids are learning without paying high tuition
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(BBC)
 
 
 
UK saturated by light pollution, farts from baked beans
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Iran announces that it is not going to turn off the internet in its country, it is in fact going to build a better internet itself, one without blackjack and hookers. Good Luck with that
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
US to North Korea: hope you can figure out how to eat rocket exhaust (link fixed)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The Telegraph beats the drums for Canadian bagpipe wars
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Five-year-old student decides to bring in some of his dad's prized possessions for show and tell. Unfortunately for his dad, it was his favorite 50 packets of heroin
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Part of the criteria for being a 'stillborn' baby is being still
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(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
US Justice Department sues Apple, publishers for antitrust violations on e-book pricing. Read all about it in an electronic report that costs more than the hardcover
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Let me have a Bomb Pop Jr., a SpongeBob Bar, and -- a dime bag of weed
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
If you don't notice when your grocery store charges $167 for peanut butter, you deserve it
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
TSA set to surpass Catholic Church for child porn and pedophiles
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Café Panis
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
20-year-old hottie saves stray cat. Stray cat returns the favor and holy crap it's dusty in here (w/pics)
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Mexican villagers concerned nearby clothing-optional swingers resort will hurt tourism - because the drug cartels, natural disasters and travel warning have just been working wonders
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Yes. FARK YES
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(My Fox Dallas)
 
 
 
If the city shuts down your strip club, most people would reopen in another town. This guy puts out a hit on the mayor and city attorney
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(USGS)
 
 
 
Indonesia's geophysical agency says earthquake of 8.9 on Richter scale off Aceh. USGS Shows 8.7 Prelim
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Prepare yourself: The Special Prosecutor in the Trayvon Martin case will release new information on the case within 72 hours
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As if getting your taxes done on April 15th wasn't bad enough, new study shows that traffic fatalities increase by 6% compared to the other days in April
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Crazy hoarder on Upper East Side of Manhattan, who sleeps on the streets sometimes, keeps stuff crammed in every nook and cranny he can find. By the way, he also has a trust fund
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(Fox 11 Online)
 
 
 
Drunk driver crashes into beer truck
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Man claims old 1917 stock certificate for a company taken-over by Coke means he's owed eleventy billion dollars
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
George, the world's largest dog, started life as the runt of the litter
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
While finding the cause of your headaches, dentists might be causing some bigger ones. Like a tumour in your head
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Certifiably batshiat Malawian dictator Bingu wa Mutharika dies at 78 after blowing $100m on a presidential palace, then abandoning it because it was haunted. Then he got stupid. Better luck next time, Zimbabwe
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Tue April 10, 2012
(TMZ)
 
 
 
How come it's never the hot chicks that strip naked at airports?
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Demonstrating how the Catch And Release program works in New Hampshire, Man gets two DUIs in three hours. That's dedication
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(Mega 949)
 
 
 
When they name a jail for you, they'll un-name it once you're serving time there
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(My Fox Memphis)
 
 
 
Thar be gold in them thar diapers
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Note to registered sex offenders: Don't download child porn at your local Starbucks
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
According to Federal Election Commission records, Oliver Urface has joined joined Pat Magroin and Ibin Yerkinoff as donors to Stephen Colbert's Super PAC
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(Some Meme Dreamer)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Dreams about memes
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Zimmerman takes the law into his own hands. Again
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Cable TV costs rising at an average of 6% a year for the few people who don't call and threaten to cancel every six months
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(Rapid City Journal)
 
 
 
Man sentenced to 7.5 years for making Wild West theme park more genuine
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Gas station manages to mistakenly price fuel at $1.00 a gallon, wonders why there's a sudden rush in sales
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Overhead shots of Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s property imply that the American Pickers should pay him a visit
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida nukular power plant cited for safety violations. Plant officials plan to put toilet water on it
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
I'll see your live hand grenade found during an Easter egg hunt and raise you a live bazooka
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(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this veteran vessel
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Worst of the Worst: Osama bin Laden replaced by Child Porn Suspect on FBI's Most Wanted List
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(LAist)
 
 
 
Vandal trashes Octomom's car & leaves note "LEAVE CALIFORNIA OR YOU WILL DIE" ...probably not of embarassment
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
TFer who posted about trying to build a guitar about a month ago has an update (LGT video)
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
"I even made him send a picture of himself with his junk stuck in a jar of mayonnaise to show he was serious" the attorney probably said
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(Memphis Commercial Appeal)
 
 
 
Rooster visits fried chicken restaurant every day and yells at people for eating his friends
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(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
Assistant drama coach, whatever the hell that is, caught re-enacting Twilight movie with fourteen year old
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Hoosier Man who survived 0.552% blood-alcohol level was .................... arrested again
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Five random factors that control your memory. Right now, you're wondering if this is a repeat
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Miami Marlins fail to realize that the cold war ended decades ago. Suspend Ozzie Guillen for pro-Castro remarks. Guess the Marlins support the brutal military dictatorship of Batista and old system of racial serfdom instead
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Syrian casualties include 3 generals, 9 lieutenants, 5 captains, 3 majors, and one very fat colonel who called rebel leader a... "cheeky fellow"
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Man returns from trip, finds "hidden cellphones" and confronts the wife. The wife grabs a knife and threatens to kill self, their kids, and the husband, maybe even in that order. Is this where I toss in the word Aristocrats?
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Police discover five frat boys in basement of house in their underwear and covered in condiments. Not that there's anything wrong with that
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(News24)
 
 
 
Most Asian airlines say they will divert planes from the intended flight path of North Korea's 'satellite' launch because there could be the potential for additional launches if it's a disguised missile test
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Americans are losing their ability to walk, relying too much on cars. Wasn't this exactly what happened in Wall-E?
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Four years and 93 goals later, man who sold his life on eBay is now living on his own Caribbean island and has found love once again
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
95 years ago, the identity of Canada was forged as lumberjack commandos politely kicked in the teeth of the Hun at Vimy ridge, eh?
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton, partying a bit too hard, accused of battery (pics)
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
CDC releases annual list of easiest places to get laid
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Three Maryland educators step forward as the real Mega Millions winners. You can stop checking your Happy Meals now, the ticket isn't really hidden inside McDonald's after all
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(The Daily Dolt)
 
 
 
Study: Turns out Kim Kardashian and other straights are the ones cheapening holy matrimony
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Have you made someone smile today?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The higher your social rank, the less likely you are to ever get sick. Which explains how Drew can drink like a Russian sailor with nary a sniffle
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Snopes traces a true story found on Facebook in April 2012 all the way to China, 620BC
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Anyone can troll a website, but trolling an entire city park takes talent. Bonus: cops used as admins
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
7th Grader saves bus from crash after driver has heart attack. School to suspend him for driving without a license
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(AccessAtlanta)
 
 
 
Titanic memorial cruise delayed by bad weather
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(Short List)
 
 
 
The hot dog stuffed crust pizza is about to complete your life
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Norway's craziest man is now sane
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Your meth lab isn't going to stay hidden for long if you start flinging chemicals at your girlfriend
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this space plant
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Open Letter To My Son's Teacher And Principal
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Greetings, my name is Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, and I greatly need your assistance with gaining control of a large sum of money
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
It's not Godzilla level radioactivity, but radioactive particles from Japan have been detected in kelp coming ashore in California
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Looking for a lost dog is hard enough, but when you live in Ohio, your neighbors make sure to pile on the pain
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
There is no finer mark of a Pakistani man than a fully oiled, waxed and twirled moustache
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Man tells police woman used his bathroom then repaid the favor by helping herself to ham, pork chops and bacon from his refrigerator before leaving
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"Kentucky Bigfoot investigators pride themselves on their scientific rigour"
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(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
While on a 9 hour layover in Nashville, guy decides to rob and shoot up the slaughterhouse, set it on fire, crap all over a law office, steal a couple cabs, impersonate a female housekeeper at a hotel, rob some people while crying and then some
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(CF News 13)
 
 
 
Because we didn't have enough completely irrelevant people weighing in on the Trayvon Martin shooting, here comes the UN
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Mon April 09, 2012
(CNN)
 
 
 
"I wont get caught im a hacker I covered my tracks." Should have used an 8th proxy
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
George Zimmerman, America's Watch Captain creates a web page to tell his side of the story. Just kidding, please send him money and check out his pictures of a vandalized black cultural center
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Study says most hybrid drivers won't buy another one after their first one - so much for hybrid loyalty. That, and saving the planet
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
We've found the worst restaurant in New York City. And no, they don't sell crappy New York-style pizza; they charge $275 for pasta and $50 for salad
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(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Man wearing boxers assaults construction workers with orange. Apparently there are parts of Florida where this isn't normal
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
If you're stupid enough to deliberately stand in the jet wash of a plane, be prepared to be blown away
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
British sperm bank founder guarantees his customers "above average" donors, then uses his own sperm; fathering over 600 children in the process
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop these hooded holy men
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(Gadsden Times)
 
 
 
Today's "Meth lab found in a Wal-Mart restroom" brought to you by Boaz, Alabama
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Animal lover crashes his Ferrari to avoid hitting a hedgehog. With helpful picture of healthy hedgehog
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(Fark)
 
 
 
A few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/1 - 4/7
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(Redding Record Searchlight)
 
 
 
"At around 6:45 a.m. deputies were called to a home... for a report of at least three men in women's clothing in some sort of argument"
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(My Fox Phoenix)
 
 
 
New restaurant in Mesa, Arizona to open on Friday the 13th and will offer dinner, drinks and the undead, cooked to your liking
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(LA Times Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this soldier's step
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Woman accused of setting fire to apartment over domestic dispute with possible Mugshot Of The Week
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
30% of all web traffic is porn. The other 70% is cats and Fark
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Today's Prostitution mug shot round up brought to you by Sarasota. With usual gamut of you'd hit its, maybes, and eye bleachers
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Iranian nuclear authorities suggest compromise, offer to stop enriching uranium if the west stops offering to bomb them
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
New study finds that homophobes are more likely to be closeted homosexuals. Subby assumes they just watched conservative politicians for a few weeks for this study
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
You know times are tough when drunks are beating up cripples and stealing their Playboys
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
I always thought nude ferry riots were something you would see at Burning Man
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(93.9 MIA)
 
 
 
After smashing her car into a pole, 17 yr old Jeanelle Schwieterman returned home to get a different car. And drove it into the path of a semi
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(WWL)
 
 
 
Hot chick gets caught shoplifting, uses stun gun on mall security guard, burns rubber to flee the scene, leaves behind infant in stroller and a great mugshot. The Aristocrats
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Can this video help bring to justice a bunch of thugs who beat, punched, kicked, robbed, stripped, and tea-bagged a St. Patrick's day reveler in Baltimore? (not safe for work)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why this country is doomed: People are flocking to the Thomas Kinkade "gallery" at their local malls and buying out their mechanically reproduced prints, convinced they will soar in value now that the "artist" has died
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Woman falls down mountain, uses telepathy to contact husband. Proof: Hot goes with crazy 100% of the time (with pic)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Nine Peruvian miners trapped. Man, that's a lot of miners
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Sure Vegas has minibuses equipped with stripper poles and Jacuzzi limos, now comes a curbside service to treat those with massive hangovers: Mobile IV vans to bring you back to life after an all night bender
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
When you're running away from the police, it's probably not a good idea to update your Facebook page
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Own your own town. No liberals, no illegal aliens, no gun control. Only $900,000... SOLD
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife. And you may ask yourself "Well... how did I get here?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"We were just walking down the street and someone shot me. I mean, my friend accidentally shot me with his gun. I mean, with the gun we stole. I mean, while we were robbing people"
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(MiamiMarlins.com)
 
 
 
The Miami Marlins forgot one thing when they renamed the team
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Trayvon Martin's Twitter feed has been found, and what his Tweets show may shock you (assuming you know nothing about teenagers)
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: Before assaulting someone check to see they don't have a video camera attached to their head. Also, for Fark's sake don't dress like that, ever
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Having ended unemployment, now that it is 11%, School systems that are bankrupt, murders, gangs, and corruption. RI decides to attack the Clear and Present Danger. Fido on your lap in the car. Things stay safe for Caturday
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Now that people are firing up their barbecues again, it's always a good reminder that you shouldn't squirt high-powered remote control airplane fuel on your briquettes
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(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Men eating berries may lower Parkinson's risk. No word on the health benefits of twigs
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Thieves steal disabled children's ponies. What were they doing riding disabled ponies anyway?
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Ever woken up on the beach to find that your "friends" have drawn on your now sunburned body with sunscreen? These people have. (slideshow, but worth it)
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Microsoft will buy over 800 patents belonging to AOL for $1 billion. The last thing we need is for Microsoft to have access to the YOU'VE GOT MAIL voice
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Beware of uncultured Greeks bearing yogurt (w.video)
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(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
Not only does North Korea have new rocket technology, they also have a state of the art virtual tractor simulator. Once you pass, you get to look at their cutting edge virtual food simulator
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sales soar for final print version of Encyclopaedia Britannica as students discover something to copy more reliable than Wikipedia
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Iran's navy rescues Chinese crew from pirates. In other news, Iran has a navy
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(LA Times Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this suspended shark
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Santa Catalina islanders grumbling that the only gas station on the island charges $7 a gallon for gas. It's almost like it's a monopoly profiting off of stupid people
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Why do they have walls around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in
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(Gather)
 
 
 
NASA seems to have been covering up what looked like a UFO from the last shuttle mission. It happened during their live, public feed. They blamed it on lens flare. They weren't saying it was aliens. But it was aliens
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Across the country, more than 7,700 daily temperature records were broken last month, but the jury is still out on this whole climate change thing
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Study: 23-year-old women wear the shortest skirts (w/short skirt pics)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nanny state ready to give graphic music videos an 18 rating to keep children watching them. Yeah that will stop them alright
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Sexual healing may make you feel so fine, but there's better places for it than the lawn in front of the pediatric office
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(Gather)
 
 
 
You'd think UFOs would have improved WAY past the flying saucer shape by now, what with modern technology and all. You'd be wrong
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Why it might be best to simply avoid strangers dressed in bunny costumes
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
American Universities are being infiltrated by foreign spies says FBI, plan to train American students in paintball to defeat them
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Reports of rabid skunks on the rise. I smell trouble
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