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Sun October 02, 2011
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hooters rival Twin Peaks accused of stealing "mounds" of sensitive business info to swipe their secret to success. Uh -- how secret is "scantily-clad chicks serving cheap-ass food"?
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Some Maine gas stations are deliberately overcharging customers. "Several well-known retailers are knowingly overcharging the public and assuming that any fines that they pay are more than offset by the increased profit"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian health care reform: Go to a private hospital, or go back to your own country
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman discovers boyfriend is actually lesbian sex offender. Awkward (w/pics)
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Rich people in nice Chicago neighborhood try to run out poor family that lived there long before the neighborhood was nice, call SWAT team to do it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man who sells beers at Yankees Stadium suspended for joking around with a player for the Red Sox. "The vendor is always wrong"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Problem: Colonel Sanders and Kentucky Fried Chicken are already trademarked. Solution: Name your business Obama Fried Chicken and use the President's face instead
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(J.P. Morgan Chase)
 
 
 
Did J.P. Morgan Chase just bribe NYPD to the tune of $4.6 million?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Apathy. Do I care? Whatever
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
State of Iowa rules that a business owner's contest giving prizes to the employees who guessed correctly in the game "Guess The Next Cashier Who Will Be Fired" was illegal and demoralizing
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Pareidolia (LGT definition)
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
22 year old man (with no criminal record) + 2 ounces cocaine = 36 year prison term. Sounds fair
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
College students fined for a) public drunkenness, b) noise violations or c) collecting money for kids with cancer?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Crunchy Frog. New hotness: Crunchy Crickets. Weird tag subs for IckyIckyIcky tag
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Lifehacker.com lists the five best news aggregators. FARK at #3: "Best of all, there are real people behind the service" Wait ... what?
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(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Some kids like the idea of mandatory tests. And they hope that the state of Iowa makes them mandatory. And they identified themselves in a newspaper interview. They're going to have an awkward Monday
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How come the Ramen we ate in college never looked like this?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
The Geezer Bandit is at it again, this time robbing a bank after opening savings accounts for his grandkids and getting a bundle of $2 bills for Taco Bell
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man with a monumental task
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
The Chinese state broadcasting agency had a million songs they could have played as background for their first space station launch. They chose to reveal the first objective of their world domination plan
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Ow my balls
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Caleb is a high-energy Dutch shepherd who loves his work - Making sure snowflakes hate their helicopter parents
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Experts say repetitive public safety announcements might do more harm than good. So don't start up with your white zone shiat again
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Texas man fired because he weighed 650 lbs is suing under the Americans with Disabilities Act. Since losing his job he's lost more than 300 lbs of his disability
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
You know it's time to move out when your mom injures your girlfriend by throwing a Holy Bible at her face
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Just another day on the 101 in Burlingame - cars speeding, motorcycles changing lanes, a sea lion crossing eight lanes of traffic. Wait... what?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Move along, nothing to see here, just 700 protesters arrested on the Brooklyn Bridge. Keep it moving, you
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this futuristic house
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yaa. I finally made it to the top of Mount Kilimanja...ACK...THUD
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hide your Reagans. Hide your Fosters
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you were planning on doing a mural, officials in Martinez, California don't want any beavers painted downtown
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Remember the story about the New York State DMV dropping the eye test requirement for license renewal? Well, hindsight is 20/20
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Turns out Wall Street was literally built on the backs of slaves
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Calling someone fat and tellling them "I knew you were a joke when you came in" because they didn't buy anything isn't good customer service
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass meerkat and ugly-ass micro pig form an ugly-ass friendship (w/AWWW pics)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Of all the things to shove in your girlfriend's mouth, this isn't one of them
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Are those hummingbirds in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? Oh wow, hummingbirds (w/pic)
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(io9)
 
 
 
Today in "Words you never thought you'd see in the same sentence": You can bribe a marmoset to meditate by giving it a marshmallow
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Man arrested for beating a woman while holding her and her kids captive had 64 prior arrests since 2001. He has to be careful now, under Illinois' 66-strikes law
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"You want to be commander in chief? You can start by standing up for the men and women who wear the uniform of the United States, even when it's not politically convenient"
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Sat October 01, 2011
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
If you abandoned a baby in Newton, Mass. yesterday please check your pockets because you may have forgotten a key part of the process
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"I don't even like Facebook. I was on Twitter, then I go back to Facebook for two days and this happens to me"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
The fierce looking Iranian infantryman
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Baby sharks birthed in artificial uterus with helpful picture of what a baby shark might look like
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Ken Burns does for prohibition what he did for baseball
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Airline no longer allowing flight crews to stay in city's downtown because of safety concerns. Bogota? Mogadishu? Nope, Winnipeg
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sky-high salute
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What's your score?
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(syracuse.com)
 
 
 
Woman runs over man on promise of $180,000. FARK: By his own request
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
There's nothing to report on the Amanda Knox trial, so we're reporting on reporters sent to report on the trial
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(Some Homeowner)
 
 
 
Homeowner's association president stunned when his mailbox explodes. Surely has nothing to do with the letter he sent requiring everyone to get fancy schmancy brick mailboxes
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(Tribune Local)
 
 
 
Evanston mayor wants to fine people caught with less than ten grams of marijuana instead of throwing them in jail because it's cheaper for the city and it will generate revenue
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(Slate)
 
 
 
It was a gray morning when the vet told Harry that his dog's heart was failing and it wouldn't be long before he died. So, Harry took the next day off work and spent the whole day with his dog, whom he spent the perfect day with
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Is it possible that Al Sharpton is running a scam on the poor?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists developing most useless pill ever
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Gas company under-bills woman by $12k, now wants the bean-o's
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these nimble nudibranch
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
If you're the asshat turning road signs upside down, police would like a word
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brit travel agency bans over-80s in case they 'spoil' the fun for everyone else by being too slow. Still no cure for driving
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(Network World)
 
 
 
What '60 Minutes' won't tell you about Andy Rooney tomorrow: He makes up stuff
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The circus is coming to town. Well, at least some sideshow and burlesque acts are coming. And there will be beer. Beer with chocolate, vanilla and chile peppers
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Karzai to Taliban: Screw you guys, I'm going home
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We're not still behaving like jackasses, ladies - we're doing it for you, for our relationship
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Before you read this, please raise your hand and repeat after us: "I will not do drugs because of some words I read on a comedy website." Thank you
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The Maastricht Fark Party has been cancelled
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
35 shots of a few smelly, college sophomores taking up valuable space. WHY DON'T THESE PUNKS GET A JOB?
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
"Security footage showed Ms Waines failing to scan two postcard purchases and removing money from an honesty jar to buy a chocolate fish." With helpful photo of a chocolate fish
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
NATO Federation captures Khan: "To the last, I will grapple with thee... from Hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Accidental Chinese Hipsters
 
(Tennis Planet)
 
 
 
Photoshop this thing that tennis star Jo-Wilfried Tsonga received after winning the ATP Moselle Open
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
I guess they had (puts on sunglasses) nowhere to bee... YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Looking for ways to deal with your bully? Don't listen to Hollywood's advice
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(heraldsun.com.au)
 
 
 
Graeme the cat walks his person to the train station each morning, and is waiting patiently for her train to arrive every evening. Your cat opens 1 eye as you leave, and reminds you to bring home dinner. Welcome to Caturday
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Manhattan bookstore owner helps nab alleged serial library book thief. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Japan deploys pokeballs to protect people during tsunamis
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Japanese dental salon specializes in fixing teeth. Fark: by making them crooked
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(azfamily.com)
 
 
 
This is exactly why you don't let an inmate work on a chain gang next to a car auction
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The good thing about being on a US research vessel is that you can talk like a pirate for a week and nobody blinks an eye. The bad thing about being on a US research vessel is that the boats never carry any alcohol
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(Joe Friday)
 
 
 
Police: "We generally don't catch the smart ones because we are too busy with the dumb ones". With photographic proof
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
So, the plan was to kill a bear, skin it, then dress up in the carcass and kill the ex-girlfriend as the bear. Yes, alcohol was involved in the formulating of this plan
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Hospital construction steel-beam workers spray-paint "Hi" messages to sick kids watching from their hospital rooms, brightening their days and kicking up lots of dust in the process
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The Happening II: Revenge of the Produce. Listeria found in lettuce
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(WLSAM)
 
 
 
Sure the economy sucks, but families have always got $300 for Halloween stuff. And pet owners have another $59 for costumes for Rover and Mittens
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
You just have to know, that if you're a teacher, and you contact your 13 year old lover by a love note inside a burrito, you are going to make the main page of Fark
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"If you don't play my request I'll come in with a gun and shoot up the radio station", warns man who has never heard of the Internet
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Bystanders join in burglary, then decide to call the cops on the original burglar
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(KSL)
 
 
 
You are being arrested by police. Do you a) remain silent, b) ask to speak with your lawyer or c) tell the police that you're invisible and unstoppable
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Places not to place a Ferris Wheel: No. 34. At the end of an aeroplane runway (with pic)
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(Time)
 
 
 
In order to tame culture of educational masochism, South Korean government conducts late-night cram-school raids looking for kids studying after 10 PM, and ordering them to stop and go home to sleep
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Note to self: When transporting a mattress with your vehicle don't have a kid try to hold it down
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Fri September 30, 2011
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Student forced to drop a class because she had an epileptic seizure. Yeah, that's a lawsuit
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Deaf woman weeps after hearing her own voice for the first time. It is so very dusty this time of year
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Should you be concerned about deja vu?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The next time you feel like mocking CNN for not publishing news anymore, consider this: What OTHER network will give you an 8-page slideshow on how to survive a zombie apocalypse?
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Don't cry or get your hair in a frazzle, this week's mugshot roundup is right on time
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Should you be concerned about deja vu?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rumors that Putin uses Botox are false: He uses the force of his will to intimidate his wrinkles
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(We Interrupt)
 
 
 
Necklace baked into birthday muffin accidentally becomes birthday endoscopy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mexico proposes issuing temporary marriage licenses so couples can opt out if they eventually decide they don't want the Juan they're with
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Harry Reid's wife diagnosed with breast cancer
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Better late than never: your late-afternoon edition of the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Unintentionally disappointing headline of the day: "Pictures from undercover Hooters bust released"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Theme: Combine a Chick Flick and a Macho Movie, and Photoshop the poster
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man arrested with 30 pounds of pot in a motel room has 'bummer' mugshot you'd expect
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DC's ten-year record high spore count means there's humongous fungus among us
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen of Fark, I present Cap'n Crunch Ice Cream
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Michele Obama caught shopping at Target, a clear and calculated elitist slap in the face to every Real American who shops at Wal-Mart
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Link found between flu vaccine and narcoleps(thud)
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Surf's up... Chicago?
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
It's the ent of the line for the oldest citizen of Merrillville, IN
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Problem: Nobody budgeted ($5.7 million) for 9-1-1 services this year. Solution: Don't respond to calls until we can figure it out
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(Labspaces.net)
 
 
 
If you use cocaine, you'll probably need medical marijuana soon
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(Some Hypocrite)
 
 
 
Using an illegal device to hide your license plate from red light cameras can get you in serious trouble. Especially if you're a Police Captain in charge of red light cameras
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Pelosi's brother-in-law not tied to solar project, but it's not as fun to report on that as when we thought he was
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this greeting guy
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(Some Achluophobic Guy)
 
 
 
If you go looking for people who hunt at night, you might just find them
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Today in mentally challenged ramblings from Florida: "Christian atheist is equivalent to being a Jewish Muslim." Don't get him started on the agnostic satanists, too
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
English man arrested for doing what every grown online gamer has wanted to do to some sh*t-talking little pissant
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Friday photo fun: Match the arrestee with their J.O.B. contest ends 6:00pm EST
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Jesus Farking Christ It's Blasphemy Day
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Stop whining about how you're underwater on your piddly little mortgage and spend some time thinking about poor Candy Spelling, forced to unload her $150 million mansion for a paltry $85 million. DAMN YOU, RECESSION
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger admits he entered politics the same way he left it: As a joke
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(lehighvalleylive)
 
 
 
Woman sues Wal-Mart over two cents, inadvertently shares her love of sausage with the world
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Ten "secret" places to enjoy Disney World. We need a photo of that "Partners" statue
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Students get scores docked for saying "bless you" in the middle of class. You are so good looking
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Another Telegraph obituary that has it all: in this case, that's a spanking, a half-eaten lamb chop, a bottle of correction fluid, a hamster, yachting and a lesbian lover
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A close look at your tweets shows that you're optimistic in the morning, get less so during the day, and remain stupid enough to keep tweeting about it as though it's different every time
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(Kuriositas)
 
 
 
Photoshop this egret gone fishing
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Photographer at a porn shoot gets the shock of his life when he finds out he is really the conductor of the train
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not News: Woman driver in accident. Meh News: She was DUI. FARK: She was a liquor control board employee
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Robber: I've got a gun, gimme all the money. Clerk: I can't open this register, may my associate help? Associate: BOOYAH (Video Included)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Obama assassinates conservative American for exercising freedom of speech
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You may be cool, but you'll never be Hello Kitty Smart Car cool
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Good things come in threes. Apart from robbing the same bank in the same week
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
In Utah, it's okay to drink, and it's okay to watch "The Hangover II", but it's illegal to drink AND watch "The Hangover II"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man catches a 245lb catfish. The Sun is there (w/KILLITWITHFIRE pics)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
You can coach a coach, doctor a doctor, judge a judge, and maybe even prostitute a prostitute. Butcher a butcher, though, and people get upset
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Twelve Illinois tollboth operators accused of stealing $25,000 over the course of seven years. That is a lot of change
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
So, the safest way to battle the emerald ash borer beetle is to release wasps. Why are we trusting these guys? It sounds like some sort of sting
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man found dead in Twin Peaks hotel. Siht si eht gnitiaw moor. Dulow uoy ekil emos eeffoc? Emos fo ruoy sdneirf era ereh
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
2011 Ig Nobel Prizes awarded, congratulations to those who studied the effects of having to pee while driving and the Mayor who crushed cars with a tank
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fence proposed between US and Canada. Difficulty: Not an Onion article
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready Headline: "Firearms instructor shoots self' - in the thigh...during firearms recertification test
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Want that pothole fixed? Drivers in Manchester are being ordered to take photographs of the offending crevice and to walk out in the middle of the road to measure it
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Teenage girl's dying wish was to be buried next to her mother, but her family couldn't afford the $6,000 burial plot. In steps in an anonymous benefactor to grant the girl's dying wish. Man. This weather's hell on my allergies
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Wall Street Journal will now steal your browsing history. It's right there in their new terms of service agreement
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
School police chief says when he pulled out a .40-caliber Glock pistol during a community meeting it was the same as if the CEO of Apple was to pull out an iPad during a meeting
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Greenlight 101: Take article involving teacher/student sex. Add 'female/female', 'lesbian' and 'hot' to the headline, and the prerequisite twist of 'mental health act'. Submit, wait for sweet, sweet green
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(io9)
 
 
 
The one true aphrodisiac? Rotting fruit
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for erratic driving...in her golf cart...to buy a scarecrow. You've probably already figured out the drunk part by yourselves
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Thu September 29, 2011
(El Paso Times)
 
 
 
Caution: The guy passed out in his car in the center lane has the right of way
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Iraq to buy F-16s from the United States and there's no reason to think this will ever come back to bite us. Nope, none at all
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Apparently, "CAML TOW", "LUCIFER", "PMS MOM", "1PO PIMP" and "BUTT RUB" are not suitable license plates in the state of Florida
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Wait, doc, you're telling me squirting sunscreen and beef extract up my ass ISN'T going to cure my cancer?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
9/11 changed everything, which is why newspapers shouldn't run photos featuring planes in the same frame as a building
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Cincinnati to allow concealed weapons in bars tomorrow. Guns, beer and Bengals fans, what could possibly go wrong?
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(Motherboard.tv)
 
 
 
Alarmist, paranoid hermits are collectively bummed: Earth's asteroid apocalypse is probably not going to happen, says NASA
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Send me your poor, your tired, your newborn twins belonging to Mexico's most wanted drug lord
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Cops: Man arrested for exposing himself blames pants
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
World War II vet risked his life over there so that some day he could return to his hometown over here and get banned from riding his golf cart in the street
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bank of America to charge $5/month for an unprecedented perk: Accessing your own money
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(The Daily)
 
 
 
Welcome to Scientology High, a "real-world Hogwarts" that's "kinda magical," and only costs $42,000 per year in real-world money
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The Great Robot Uprising and subsequent enslavement of humanity hasn't happened yet, but don't worry--the humans have already lost
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Okay, you cut my grass and I'll give your mom a pacemaker. Deal?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this painting into somewhere unexpected
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(NorthJersey.com)
 
 
 
NJ police chief: Ticket my wife. Please
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Good news for those struggling in this economy: you may not be forcibly evicted from your tent city as often
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Cantaloupes with listeria determined to be bigger melon threat than Nancy Grace's nip slip
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Not sure what's worse, people not knowing the Onion is fake, or that it seemed believable that Members of Congress would take kids hostage"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Study finds magic mushrooms can make lasting personality changes, walls breathe
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Yes, television fails utterly at depicting a reasonable, non-stereotypical view of women. But it's even worse when it comes to depicting men
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
You'd better sit down for this one - Panera's Pay Whatever You Feel Like restaurant didn't work out
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Experts say lawmakers are still a bit short on social media savvy. Except for the parts that involve posting naked pictures of their junk online and hitting on women who are not their wives. Those parts they got down
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(You Will Obey)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rather creepy closeup of Donald
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(Snooze on 6)
 
 
 
Man arrested for lovin' it at McDonalds
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Our view: Drivers who flash you should not be ticketed. Well, depends on the driver
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Open letter from guy arrested for rioting at G20 summit explaining his actions: I was a loser surrounded by losers
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Holding journalists accountable for what they write vs freedom of speech
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Pawn shop raid nets $3 million in toothbrushes. That's a LOT of toothbrushes
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(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
"Police have identified the rival gang member who killed the president of the Hells Angels' San Jose chapter... (but are) not sure they'll track him down before rival bikers do." Obvious tag mows down Scary tag in a drive-by
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
PA state police plane finds two (2) pot plants in a cornfield, and report it
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Pakistan frees Osama bin Laden's bodyguard. United States offers to drop him off at bin Laden's last known location for free
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(Mediabistro)
 
 
 
MSNBC reporter reports live via Skype from airplane bathroom. Surely, he can't be serious
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Alabama to enforce the strictest immigration laws in the nation, puzzling experts who can't find anybody willing to immigrate to Alabama
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hey, those cops ate my pot brownies
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The lyrics are supposedly "Kiss me 'til you're drunk," but I first heard it as "Kiss me on the junk." (Link has dirty words, FYI)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What your drink says about you on a date. No mention of that shampoo bottle full of pruno you shared with T-Bone down on D block, but you were a hellcat that night
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(Chron)
 
 
 
New York is now planning to put the Shuttle Enterprise in a parking lot in Hell's Kitchen so the homeless can paint it with urine
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Don't you DARE disrespect the Canadian flag, or else we'll, uh, do...something
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(CBC)
 
 
 
You just got into a five-car collision. Do you: c) flee, break into a house and try to use the gas stove and a lighter to light yourself on fire?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
El Presidente rushed to hospital 'for kidney failure'
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(Daily Bhaskar)
 
 
 
Fashion designer makes dress completely out of nipples, which would be fine if it didn't shrink up every time the weather got cold
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(Sunderland Echo)
 
 
 
On the first anniversary of their mother's death, family receives letter from hospital. Fark: It was for penis-enlargement surgery
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Theme: It does a body good. (LGT inspiration)
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Naked man spotted at a Maine golf course. Possibly looking for his lost balls?
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(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Tropical storm Ophelia expected to strengthen to hurricane, really screw with hamlets all along the eastern seaboard
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(WDEL Wilmington)
 
 
 
Teenager discovers that some substitute teachers are pretty cool. Especially the substitute teacher that let him check out naked pictures of her
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Dirty mouth? Clean it up, with hand sanitizer - no, wait, don't do that, hold on
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
"Shain Pierce returned to his apartment after having a toe amputated and found the man he was sponsoring in Alcoholics Anonymous drinking alcohol inside." And then it gets weird
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Fark toast-ready headline: Fargo brewery unveils its first beer: Wood Chipper
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(AnnArbor.com)
 
 
 
What, you don't go to the barber with a fifth of vodka and two handguns? Well, why not?
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(azfamily.com)
 
 
 
Just one of the many reasons why you might want to rethink that snazzy Face Tattoo
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
How links get greenlit
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(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Every year hundreds die riding snowmobiles in winter - this year Death got a head start in early fall. "They'll ride on dirt, grass or where it's wet"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not News: Man planned to fly plane into the Pentagon or the U.S. Capitol. Fark: A model plane
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 334: "Show of Emotion 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed September 28, 2011
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British bar sells cheap drinks until people are "passed out in the gutter and staggering around without trousers". One ticket please
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(azfamily.com)
 
 
 
Times are tough for one of the guys in The Village People
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
A little crystal meth always makes the sex party better at the gay police chaplain's sex party. Until someone dies, that is
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(Brockton Enterprise)
 
 
 
School committee chairman apologizes for opening meeting by removing fellow committee member's bra
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nothing restores your faith in humanity quite like seeing a vehicle slow down to help you when your car is broken down on the side of the highway in the middle of the night. Until the guys inside rob you
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Office Depot CEO: "Charlie Brown was terminated for having an improper relationship with another associate." Good grief
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(Some hot librarian)
 
 
 
It's the American Library Association's Banned Book Week, so here's a list of the previous decade's most challenged books that goose-stepping morons should try reading rather than burning
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass picture of ugly-ass panda cubs taking a nap
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
News: Nearly three quarters of Americans favor raising taxes on the super-wealthy. Fark: So do two thirds of Republicans
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I don't want to be in the bunker when Hitler finds out that 7-Eleven stores in Taiwan have pulled their Vampire Hitler products
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Historians would like to remind you all that you should check what's happened in the past before making any big decisions
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
"He was strongly advised not to hike in the dark while drunk" and other assorted goodies from the Unalaska police blotter
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Dog removed from crevasse after the oil hits the canis, waiting for Jesus to come, and a car accident on Needmore Road: Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/18 - 9/24
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Utah lawmakers assert that hiding bartenders from public view in restaurants reduces number of underage drinkers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Innovative Ways to Lower Crime Rate #47: Invite criminals to police station and ask them not to commit crimes
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(Life.com)
 
 
 
How to eat sushi. Yes, you're doing it wrong
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Since I was like 12 every fiber in my body, basically everything, I know this is going to be crazy, but I believe that I'm a vampire and part werewolf" says most hardcore member of Team Edward
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You're gonna need a bigger boat. No, really, don't go shark fishing in a kayak
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The trolls are eating each other: Al Qaeda tells Ahmadinejad to quit being a 9/11 Truther
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(Some Aqua Teen)
 
 
 
Photoshop Ignignokt
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Maine man shows up to his court appearance for drunken driving drunk
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(www.ksl.com)
 
 
 
Further proof the '70s rocked: you could smoke ganja on planes. Oh, and hijack a plane, release passengers for $1 million and retire on a Portuguese beach... almost
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida county makes selling bongs to minors illegal. I for one will sleep better at night knowing those little bastards won't be able to buy apples, socket sets, buckets, or any of the other 1,475 things I could make a bong out of right now
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Iranian photoshoppers keeping busy blurring out the boobs of the third American hiker
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Is there such a thing as too much beer? If it makes you think that taking a Stanley knife from your toolbox and hacking away at your penis is reasonable, that's too much beer
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(My Fox Dallas)
 
 
 
Heidi the cross-eyed possum has died (with dare you not to laugh pic)
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(Village Voice)
 
 
 
There will be a protest to protest the treatment of Occupy Wall Street protesters
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Banana Man has the last laugh
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(Cap Times)
 
 
 
Guy arrested for walking down street and smashing windows of homes and car with saucepan. So much for potheads being nonviolent
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When will the government's vendetta against the rich end? Businessman claims Nebraska State Patrol is after him because of his Boston accent, not because he's trying to dodge paying thousands of dollars in state taxes or anything
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mom posts on Facebook about her son's messy room, causing her son's football team to vacate three wins. Good thing she didn't post about what she found under the mattress
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(Chron)
 
 
 
'Disposable: A History of Skateboard Art' & 'Vegan, Virgin, Valentine' are just of couple of books that are banned in Texas schools. Surprisingly 'Decision Points' is not on the list
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Never bring a bamboo spear to a beanbag fight
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(San Marcos Register)
 
 
 
The latest sign that the economy sucks: Thieves are robbing wishing wells
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Buy local does not apply to Halloween decorations, say police investigating exhumation of 12-year old boy who died 100 years ago
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(Pensito)
 
 
 
Sign at rally: 'Homescholers for Perry'
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(XTRA.ca)
 
 
 
Current Farkette (a former Farker) makes political history in Canada. Subby wants to change the world
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(Ben & Jerry's)
 
 
 
The AFA is offended by Ben & Jerry's Schweddy Balls ice cream. Photoshop some flavors that would be acceptable to them
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fun with charts. Why is Solyndra so much more of a priority for media coverage than, say, an obvious case of government corruption exposed in 2008 at the MMS, or the loss of taxpayer dollars through military contracting waste and fraud?
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Couple sucessfully steal Chinese food but are caught when they return an hour later
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(EITB)
 
 
 
No can comprehend esta nueva trend por writing en Spanglish en internet - sucks mucho
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Florida, first in the nation in crazy, set to become the first primary of the 2012 election
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Public ignorant, research finds. There, fixed that for you
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. Better, stronger, faster, more able to navigate mazes and find cheese
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Math works once again as NASA only misses the satellite impact zone by a mere... half the planet
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Man builds circular flying machine - soon to end up in Darwin Awards under 'death by salad shooter'
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Dogs make great workout partners, according to experts who rarely use the bench press
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(Some Hypnotist)
 
 
 
Chainsaw juggler hopes to set new world record, find his fingers & have them re-attached
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Three major Obama advisers warned last year that the Solyndra deal was rotten, as were many others, but thankfully they were underbussificated for such outrageous disloyalty. Less oversight FTW
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Germany, regarding the US plan to have the EU increase its debt ceiling: "stupide". Also used were:"idiot", "dumkopf", "dummer" and "selten dämlich"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New survey shows that Baby Boomers are "delusional" and "woefully unprepared" when it comes to health care in their retirement. Gosh, I hope we get government out of their health care by the time that happens
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NH residents take their beer seriously: Kid, neighbors all team up on robber who tried to steal 30 pack of beer. FARK: He got slapped upside the head with a toilet plunger, too
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Six parodies that succeeded because nobody got the joke
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Just in case you're curious, the going rate in New York for someone to take your SAT test for you is $1500
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Whack-a-Moammar™
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Always suspected that there were lots of drooling idiots in Washington, DC, but never had the proof? Well, here you go
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(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
Two words: Lightsaber handrails
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Young, virtuous, godly Christians, raised on abstinence and family values, are bumping uglies just as much as their unsaved counterparts. Sometimes with them, in fact
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Interracial couple has a set of twins where one is black and the other is white. Scientists say the pair is likely to be used as a clumsy metaphor in approximately 3x10^7 magazine articles and novels in their lifetime
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Massachusetts does away with the "til death do us part" clause of alimony payments
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Obama on the current crop of GOP candidates: "I Mean, Has Anyone Been Watching The Debates Lately?"
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
The Washington Monument is here. The Washington Monument is queer. Deal with it. (w/ pic)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sideburn champion
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Male porn star suing the Canadian government for $100 million for their 10-month delay in issuing him the police clearance he needed to open his adult film business in Romania. Dude's got balls
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(CNA)
 
 
 
Pope Benedict denies rumors of retiring due to his age, says he feels like a kid
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Parents say they're really proud of their eight-year-old drag queen
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
China's per-capita emissions are set to pass Britain's next year; will pass Antonio Cromartie's some time in 2014
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Five. There are five severed heads in the bag. AH AH AH
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(Lancashire Evening Post)
 
 
 
The odds on three siblings being born on the same day are 133,590 to one, these parents should have had a bet on it
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(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
Ron de Jeremy: "Any other rum doesn't have a third leg to stand on"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Powerful Alabama Republican: "You mean I shouldn't refer to black people as 'aborigines?'"
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(Stylist)
 
 
 
Had enough of lame ass politicians? Get a donkey to run instead
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Cops on the lookout for mustard man's grandfather
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Which is a worse indicator of our financial times: that there's such a thing as a welfare system for pets, or that it's failing?
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(Copenhagen Post)
 
 
 
Things get too hot in the lead up to sex fair, and firefighters have to pull out as exhibition center burns
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Is there any coffee in instant coffee?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man sees his sleeping wife remove her clothing, touch her own body and moan. So naturally he assumes she's having sex with an invisible man
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Man tracks down the kid who bullied him in eighth grade and...talks to him
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Man thinks his friend is a bear, shoots him, is banned from Gay Pride parades for life
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Iran plans to send warships to the Eastern coast of the United States. To match the arrogance of the American military floating its warships near the Iranian border. See, now everything is cool
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(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. But nobody said anything about a spider web
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Family plagued by prostitutes. I know people who would pay good money for that
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(CBS2)
 
 
 
Surfers save the life of a Great White Shark. You did read this correctly
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
According to PETA, three days is an acceptable amount of time to wait before publicly mocking a man that was attacked by a shark
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're a nursing student, you damn well better get some extra credit for delivering your neighbor's baby in the back seat of a car
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
U.S. insists bin Laden photos must remain secret. But enjoy all the Michael Jackson death pics you want
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
After being arrested for beating up her boyfriend, woman tells cops "All I want is a piece of ass. Is that too much to ask for?" Given her mugshot, I'd say yes. Yes it is. My guess is the boyfriend finally sobered up
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US and Europe: "WAAAH -- DEBT CRISIS." Africa: "STFU and GBTW, whiners"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Pacemaker inventor flatlines
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Tue September 27, 2011
(Some Assistant Principal)
 
 
 
Today's hot teacher caught having sex with three high school boys and sending them nude pics brought you to courtesy of Shawnee Mission, Kansas. (w. creepy mug shot pic)
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Neither snow nor rain nor 0.18 blood alcohol concentration
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Come visit this Swedish hotel, it's so underground even hipsters haven't heard of it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When a computer is in screensaver mode, does a police officer's touching a key or moving the mousepad in order to reveal the contents of the screen constitute a Fourth Amendment "search"?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Man approaches two women in public and asks if he can suck their toes -- now finds himself in a jam
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
There's nothing wrong with spreading the message that God wants us all to be peaceful. Just don't do it while walking in traffic. And really, it's not the kind of message that requires you to be naked
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Uncomfortable: Having food stuck in your teeth. Fark: Having a live fragmentation grenade stuck in your face
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
At dance dedicated to high school bully victim, do his classmates (C) Chant 'We're glad you're dead.' Fark: His sister attended the dance
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(io9)
 
 
 
What better way to raise money to save a haunted train museum from closing than by selling your severed thumb? Wait, what?
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(Xenu)
 
 
 
Photoshop the ultra-secret insides of Scientology's Super Power building, parts of which look like the set of a science fiction film
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Maryland scrubbing baby cribby bumpers, scrubbing baby cribby bumpers, scrubbingbabycribbybumpers
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Turns out Qadahfi had a liquidation sale of around 20,000 missiles prior to that whole overthrow thingee
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Did you pass 8th grade science? Then you can hack a Diebold voting machine
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Maine ups the speed limit on part of Interstate 95. Now you can go nowhere faster
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Republican Congressman smiles as he cuts ribbon for stimulus-backed project he opposed
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why do men . . . ? Post your questions here, and men will answer
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Meet the guy who had to break out of a gas station he was robbing
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man who used gasoline and makeshift blowtorch to kill six people is sentenced to 198 years of MacGyver reruns in prison
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Rebel alliance using Thai fighters to attack civilian targets
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(Some Boat Enthusiast)
 
 
 
Photoshop this frightened Corgi
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Feeling a little grumpy this Tuesday? Then here's a picture of an entire bridal party sinking into a lake that should bring a smile to your face
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do I need to bring anything for the Chicago Fark Party? Chips? Dip? Soda?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember that confrontation with Bristol Palin where the guy said, "your mother's a whore?" Well, it may have been staged for her new reality show. Staged. For reality. Goddamnitsomuch
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Did a British TV channel use videogame footage and pretend it was an IRA video? No really, did they? I can't tell
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
The gunman who entered an elementary school carrying a sawed-off rifle and a hunting knife, who said that he didn't mind shooting children, and would kill everyone if they called police was just trying to tell children that bullying is wrong
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
If you want to increase business by paying a guy to stand in front of your ice cream shop dresed as an ice cream cone, first of all, make sure he doesn't look like a Klansman
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK may lose Falkland Islands. This is not a repeat from 1982
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Rich women have few kids, but poor women have several, and this is a problem, according to someone who just pulled his head out of his ass
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Pastor's church burns down, his wife is shot by his son so they can collect the insurance and both men are dating the same woman. A scenario for a new Lifetime movie? No truth is stranger than fiction
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(Cletus)
 
 
 
The hillbilly image of Arkansas still lives on in the 21st century, like we really did not know that
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(CBS.com)
 
 
 
News: You can't afford a 42 inch Plasma TV, but prisoners in Allegheny County jails have 40 of them, all brand new. Fark: They bought them with their own money
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Dick 'Shotgun' Cheney enjoys an afternooon in Canada, with his personal body guards, the Canadian police. Oh and something about Canada needing to arrest Cheney for His Crimes against Humanity
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Fox News Host and debate moderator Brett Baier insists that only three members of the debate audience booed that soldier, because, of course, with his back to the audience, he was able to individually count them
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Okay, so an evangelical Christian walks into a gay bar, and
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How many times do we have to remind you: Don't bring a baby to a bar fight
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
What you wear can influence how people perceive your race. Obviously, Members Only jackets mean you are Iranian, but the rest?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Next time you're about to go splashing through a cool, refreshing fountain, think of the diarrheal disease. No, seriously, think about it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York restaurant adds mandatory 18% tip for south asian customers because "they never tip". Lawsuits ensue
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(truTV)
 
 
 
The plot to destroy Fidel Castro's beard, and 11 other key components to the US government's secret campaign to crush Cuba
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How psychologists found the HMAS Sydney. WWII shipwreck trifecta now in play
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Animal activists burn down a store that sells fur coats, bravely ignoring the fact that that store also sells FIREWORKS
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
We salute you Mr. Wears-no-shirt-on-horseback guy. Vladimir Putin: Real Man of Genius
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Step1: Impersonate Vince Young. Step 2: Collect money for children's foundation. Step 3: Profit. Step 4: Add felony fraud to your career stats
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Foreigner may be Poland's new problem. Wait a sec, is that from the '83 tour? I saw those guys in the Meadowlands with Bryan Adams; that was a kickass show. I totally copped a feel off this passed out broad while they were playing Urgent
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're going to steal a watch from where you work, don't wear it to work
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Who would have thought that using the Grim Reaper in a Cheesehead hat to trash cheese on a billboard right outside Lambeau Field - without getting permission from the company that makes the Cheesehead hat would piss people off?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Touching story of a girl reunited with her father after - wait, you can get into Canada if the name on your passport is "Meta International"?
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Romulus police officers investigated for corruption. Chairman Koval assures citizens the Tal Shiar will investigate the matter thoroughly
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
And now lighting your farts at parties is a little less cool
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Washington Monument has been closed "indefinitely" due to earthquake damage. BONUS: video inside the monument on the day the quake hit and a park ranger trampling tourists to get the hell out
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(American Decency Association)
 
 
 
Lane Bryant clothing chain fails to think of the children. Bonus line: "Topless women looking overly friendly with each other"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
UK Labour party wants journalists to be licensed, plans to repurpose the Cat Detector Van from the Ministry of 'Ousinge to enforce the regulations
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(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
Police find man wrestling with his snake before he begins threatening them with his sword. Surprisingly, neither of these is a euphemism
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(WJAC Johnstown)
 
 
 
Mother of the year candidate busted for huffing aerosols in the presence of her infant. Police wouldn't have known, except the can was still between her thighs after she crossed five lanes of traffic and crashed her car into an embankment
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
A variety of stories from the police blotter that perfectly explain why Florida gets her own tag. All in two paragraphs or less
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(TG Daily)
 
 
 
Coronal mass ejection sends solar wind plasma penetrating geosynchronous orbit. In other words, so much for using your GPS today
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Journalism professor says AP's transcription of Obama's speech was racist-because they reported it exactly as he said it and didn't fix his grammar
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(Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Consultant firm suggests Chattanooga airport be renamed "Chattanooga Airport"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Scientists, Terra Nova marketing department announce new species of dinosaur
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(Vindicator)
 
 
 
If your house has a fully stocked bar, and a room with a pole for dancing, authorities might think it's a brothel. So you'll have to get rid of the pole
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