Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
You might try our Headline Search for easier navigation here.

These links may be stale and generate errors. Can't do much about it. Tastes like chicken.
Sun March 14, 2010
(Some Drink Enthusiast)
 
 
 
BEEP....... BEEP....... BEEP....... Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
source: news957.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Dlisted)
 
 
 
Fatty Fatty Fatty McFatterson, woman who weighs over 600 lbs is trying to GAIN 400 lbs in the next two years to become fattest woman on the planet, or perhaps a planet herself
source: dlisted.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Girls ordered to spend weekends with sex offender father. But it's okay... the judge said they could have a lock on their bedroom door
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Photoshop these sprinting sausages
source: cache.boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Channel)
 
 
 
Chinese fluoride pulled over fears that it may be contaminating our precious bodily fluids
source: thebostonchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Pro tip: When you rob a cabbie, always shoot him six times, because five times won't do it. He'll still kick your ass and hold you down until the cops get there
source: chicagobreakingnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Mother Nature spins the earthquake wheel, and it comes up....wait for it....northern Japan, congratulations Japan, have fun with that 6.6 magnitude shaker
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Sisters' argument leads to hair pulling. It's not news, it's ... no really, it's not news
source: nwfdailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
President Ditka?
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Clown Hater)
 
 
 
The typical traffic stop in Portland includes guns, marijuana, five knives, a machete, stun gun, handcuffs, a bail bondsman badge, an open container of Captain Morgan rum and one...clown mask
source: kgw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Police spokesman refuses to answer reporter's question because it was originally asked in a blog. So we can accurately report: Knoxville police department does not deny it runs speed traps purely for revenue
source: knoxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Comcast founder celebrates 90th birthday. Party to begin Thursday between 9 am and 5 pm; cake is free for first three months
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Fired for giving your boyfriend free samples at work? Well, the court might take you seriously if your work was actually legal, which prostitution isn't
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
The state that brought you to your knees as the leader in rigged homeowner loans and appraisals is riding high on the next wave of global Ponzi goodness: homeowners and hurricane insurance
source: heraldtribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Racialicious)
 
 
 
The US median wealth, sans vehicle, of single white women: $41,500. Single black men: $7,900. Single hispanic or black women: $100. Post racial society: Priceless
source: racialicious.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
American Humanist Association pledges $20,000 for lesbian friendly prom. I said prom, not por--you've already clicked haven't you?
source: examiner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Church has twice-monthly services in a pub, leading to the question: WWJDrink?
source: floridatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bridesmaid's dress stolen hours before wedding. Subby calls shenanigans, since everyone knows that there's never been a bridesmaid's dress that's been worth stealing
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Guy gets arrested for trying to break into neighbor's house and steal her panties. Decides that going on local news and showing where he lives and works is a good idea Bonus: He lives in Beaver County
source: thepittsburghchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WLBZ2.com)
 
 
 
At over $75,000 each, they must be some damn good potatoes
source: wlbz2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
And the "Most Inappropriate Image with Story" award this week goes to news.com.au
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KUDA 1610)
 
 
 
Buying legal firearms? That's illegal
source: kuda1610.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Did the CIA test LSD in the New York City subway system? "The experiment was pretty shocking - shocking that the CIA and the Army would release LSD like that, among innocent unwitting folks"
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
He is a Renaissance Man, with two platinum albums, acting roles in seven different films, and a burgeoning political career. And if you disagree, he's more than capable of beating the everliving crap out of you
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Having fixed all other problems, Detroit city employees banned from wearing strong scents
source: detroitnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Finally, a way to stop your neighbor's dog from keeping you awake all night, and it only costs $0.44
source: timeslive.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
π, 3.14159265358979..., (V = 4/3 πr3), (223/71 π 22/7): Either way you cut it, it's π . Mmmmm, π
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Besides being nuts, what did the Pentagon and Vegas courthouse shooters have in common? They got their guns from the Memphis police department
source: hosted.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's 'dumbest question of the day' is brought to you by Slate
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this nut nabber
source: animalpicture.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KOCO)
 
 
 
A tree branch is not legal tender, even if it is "the last tree in the universe," and throwing a brick through the jail window when they refuse to accept your twig isn't smart either. Meth, what can't it do?
source: koco.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Germany to open 18km clothing optional hiking trail. It's not nudes, it's Fark
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Founder of 9/11 Truth activist organization "We Are Change" appears to have embezzled $10,000 to pay his college tuition. Or so they want you to believe
source: crotchshotradio.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
After a night of binge drinking and strippers, young Britons are being invited to work off their hangovers with lap dancers at a Nazi death camp
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman killed by subway train while trying to retrieve bag from tracks. Police to question bag as an accessory
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
One hundred and thirty one years ago, the greatest physicist in history was born. Happy birthday to Albert Einstein
source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Behind the eyes of this mild senior citizen is the Baby of Bataan. Went to war at 14, POW for four years, sunk twice, survived a cave-in, narrowly missed Nagasaki. Relevant quote: "I can get you a birth certificate"
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
WASP (Women Airforce Service Pilots) of World War 2 finally recognized after 60 years with the Congressional Gold Medal. Subby has something in his eye
source: examiner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
If you're a judge, it's probably not a good idea to mouth off to the officer writing you a traffic ticket
source: palmbeachpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WMTW.com)
 
 
 
Where does a 6 foot, 400-lb woman hide $26,000 in cash? I don't know, but I'm not going in for it
source: wmtw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Unnamed undercover wildlife trapper captures 9-foot python (w/ pic). In other news, Florida has undercover wildlife officers
source: naplesnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Snicker-inducing headline of the day: "Robot helps stroke patients in Portland"
source: kgw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
According to the World Health Organisation (WHO), the likelihood of a woman dying in childbirth in the US is five times greater than in Greece
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this clearcut on wheels
source: home.comcast.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat March 13, 2010
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The ten weirdest places on Earth. With awesome pics
source: smashinglists.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Geez. You go on television in Georgia, falsely report that Russian tanks have invaded Tblisi and the country's president is dead, and all hell breaks loose
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(OC Register)
 
 
 
When are you able to get three DUI's in one year and still get to keep your job? When you're a cop, that's when
source: taxdollars.freedomblogging.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Apologist on the U.S. Catholic Church's child abuse problem: 4% of priests abused children, sure, but that may be less of a problem than for almost any other profession (without citing data)
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
RIP Theodore C. Olbermann, 1929-2010
source: keitholbermann.mlblogs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Which way do we turn the clock? Trust the headline
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The secret to having happy employees? Fire the unhappy ones
source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Walmart fires Associate of the Year, cancer patient for medical marijuana use
source: tokeofthetown.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
You know how I know you're gay? You spend $5900/yr. to attend an online "GLBTQ" high school
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Dog growls contain specific information - probably like "Ruh roh" and "Timmy's down the well."
source: news.discovery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lesbian discharged from the Air Force under "Don't Ask Don't Tell" when a bigot cop in South Dakota saw her marriage license and felt it was his duty to out her
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mequon Now)
 
 
 
$352 fine + citation + court appearance date = some Wisconsin's library's response to woman who returned three books too late
source: mequonnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this green scene
source: online.wsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
IRS sends two dark-suited agents to car wash to hand-deliver notice of 4¢ delinquency
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
New York City cabbies cheat customers out of millions every year. By the way, the sun comes up in the morning, and air is free
source: hosted.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What do Arkansas, Oklahoma, Idaho and Utah all have in common? They loves to marry their wimmenfolk off good and early
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If you're one of the 2.5 million innocent people NYPD stopped and frisked over the last 5 years, don't worry, you're still in their computer system
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Put a Spork in it, it's done. Supposedly vicious weiner dog gets six months of doggy probation
source: examiner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Protip: the free wi-fi at your local coffeehouse should not be used to share kiddie porn
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
South San Francisco will refund $3.1 million to drivers because Simon didn't say "use cameras to ticket drivers who run red lights"
source: thenewspaper.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ town wants Mystery Knitter to apply for permit, clearly infringing on her constitutional right to keep and bear yarn
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Another blue-eyed, blonde haired "Jihad Jane" pops up, with a "yeah, I think I would, she has the crazy eyes" pic
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Wife of Pentecostal minister locks self in room for weeks to fast and be with God. Husband never bothers to check, since she was in the Lord's hands. Guess how that worked out?
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Print journalists quit local paper to create a second print newspaper for town of 4,000. Will presumably branch out and create VHS store and telegraph office next
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fishing is a lot easier when the fish try to jump into your net because they're trying to escape a 12-foot crocodile (w/ pic)
source: couriermail.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
At what point did this teacher think writing "Loser" on a sixth-grader's writing assignment was a good idea?
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Problem: urban high school only has 4% reading at grade level. Solution: make school eight hours long, no girls, and give every student a wristwatch. Proof: Every single graduating senior has been accepted to college
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Australia may lower the blood alcohol limit for motorists to .02, meaning they'd returned to the good old days when 98% of the residents were prisoners
source: couriermail.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
They take lobster seriously up in Maine
source: bangordailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man walks in on his girlfriend having sex with two other men and kills all three of them. Subby liked how this scenario ended last night on Cinemax better
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Last week: drinking may help reduce weight gain. This week: Put down the beer, fatty
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Protip: When special ed students start giving up on your school district, you just might have a problem
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
One in ten British children believe that the Queen invented the telephone. The remaining 90% think that she will, she will, rock you
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Henry Kissinger, how we're missin' you, and wishing you were here
source: businessweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
In one of those stories where it's hard to feel sorry for anyone, a Houston lawyer gets scammed out of $182,000 then sues Citibank for 'letting it happen'
source: khou.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Former NY high school student awarded $1.25m for being picked on. ""His high school years were destroyed...The jury found he endured 3 years of living hell." In other news, every Farker on the planet has lawyered up
source: poughkeepsiejournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Photoshop this photoshoot
source: cache.boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Online Sentinel.com)
 
 
 
Goin' to a goat show, everybody. Goin' to a goat show, come on now
source: onlinesentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Passed out in an idling car with your 9-year-old daughter in the back is no way to go through life, son
source: dallasnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
A Chicken McNugget has seven ingredients -- and that's just the meat. You don't even want to know about the Filet-O-Fish
source: health.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Mayor rescues kitten just in time for Caturday. "I change light bulbs for elderly people, I unblock drains and I rescue cats. It is part of being the mayor of a super city"
source: nzherald.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Your mother sews socks that smell
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when your car gets towed? It's even worse when you're a funeral director and the car that just got towed still had a body inside
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lawyer makes the case that CIA drone operators are unlawful combatants
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Britain has spent £190,000 in an unsuccessful twelve year battle to wipe out the country's only termite colony. Apparently don't know that they could have flown in a whole team of Orkin men for 1/10th the price
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
We're getting close to tax filing time, and the question remains: If you anonymously donate $8000 worth of pot, do you still need to fill out a form 8283?
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
I'm sorry, since we don't charge a lot for this particular dish, you cannot take your leftovers home with you. Sincerely, the management
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(wkmg)
 
 
 
If you must impersonate a police officer, make sure you dont have a job that would make you easily recognizable. Like TV news anchor
source: clickorlando.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man stops two teenagers from stealing beer from his restaurant. Police arrive and arrest the two yobs. Nah just kidding, they arrest the restaurant owner for assault and battery and let the boys go
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Square)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sweeping soldier
source: bigpicture.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Everyone can finally breathe easy now. A Texas man is sentenced to 35 years for 5 ounces of pot
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri March 12, 2010
(AOL News)
 
 
 
US Court of Federal Claims rules that thimerosal-based vaccines could not have caused autism. States that claims are "was biologically implausible and scientifically unsupported". Well, that should settle everything then, right?
source: aolnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sum Guy)
 
 
 
Math Teacher sentenced to [-C+π²+πlog(9/4),(-2+2e+8e²)/e] months ∈ (the prison population) for corruption of individual x where age(x) is less than 17
source: buckslocalnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Just in case you needed more proof the Obama administration is Anti-American
source: aolnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why so serious? Because an experimental National Zoo bat colony was wiped out
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Women on the pill may live longer, sluttier
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Your usual tipping debate thread, except with strippers
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The drive along eerily empty ghost freeways into the ruins of inner-city Detroit is an Alice-like journey into a severely dystopian future"
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
"...police found marijuana between his buttocks"
source: cincinnati.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ cops use dead deer as bait in sting operation to catch a large feline that apparently drops ten-dollar bills
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Beheaded Vikings found in mass grave unearthed at Olympics construction site in London. Well, damn, I know they choked away the NFC Championship Game, but that's kinda harsh
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Flagstaff, Arizona has gotten more snow this winter than Anchorage, Alaska, and Buffalo, N.Y., combined
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
It's the ultimate battle between Marvel and DC in this week's Smoking Gun mugshots
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
RE: Female teachers doing their students - "They may be having a transitional crisis in their lives and welcome the admiration of a student who essentially puts them on a pedestal" (and then drills them mercilessly)
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck tells viewers to boycott "churches that preach economic and social justice." Conservative evangelical preacher advises people boycott the Crying One, and challenges Beck to a debate
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Whipple)
 
 
 
Woman accused of stealing 500 rolls of toilet paper from her employer; she tried to talk her way out of it with security, but she wasn't charmin enough
source: thedailytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
News: College student cries discrimination after University denies class field trip. Fark: Age discrimination
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BDCwire)
 
 
 
Full body scans mean nothing to Palm Beach TSAers. The problem is stinky feet
source: wbbm780.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The milkman is returning, which is great news for shut-ins, horny housewives, not such good news for little Karen. I hate you, Milkman Dan
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wintry walk
source: online.wsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's "child stuck in a vending machine" story comes to you from Perth, Australia
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Step right up and claim your prize Cincinnati. You are the craziest city in America
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Today's needless fearmongering article to parents: going down a slide with your child on your lap can break their leg
source: oregonlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Villain)
 
 
 
Supervillain Smackdown - Joker vs Green Goblin
source: thecorrectness.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Rudolph the Cadmium-nosed reindeer....had an atomic number 48 nooooose
source: blogs.mcall.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Because they couldn't contend with all the spectators, the Nanny State shuts down the famous Gloucester downhill cheese rolling race after 200 years of pratfall amusement
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
In the wake of "Jihad Jane" the media asks, 'Is the Internet the Devil?'
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Newspaper runs pic of two gays kissing, readers freak out. Counter-freakout ensues as messages of support roll in: "Those I've received are running more than 10-to-1 in support of the decision to run the photo"
source: voices.washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Remember the silly story about the zebra trotting around downtown Atlanta? Well that zebra was euthanized. Enjoy your weekend
source: 11alive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Confessions of a redhead Las Vegas escort. (A 6'3", 247 pound, 47-year-old gay bear redhead Las Vegas escort.)
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
TSGs Friday Photo Fun. Who got shot here? Contest ends at 6pm Eastern
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Show)
 
 
 
Joe Biden punishes Israel for its plans to build more settlements by showing up late to dinner with the Prime Minister
source: thedailyshow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ man runs across tracks to catch a train. Catches it smack in the face
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Experts say that American doctors are over-testing and over-treating their patients. But how else will my kid get unlimited time on their SATs if I don't have them checked for Restless Leg Syndrome?
source: aolnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Northern VA)
 
 
 
"We don't want the public to think it's okay to purchase pets from a pet store and make clothing out of them"
source: nvdaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
New Zealand man run over by wife. Fark: Twice
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
You may want to reconsider your choice of a guru if he forces you to drink snail mucus
source: hosted.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Librarians)
 
 
 
In a novel and long overdue attempt to preserve the Florida tag for future generations, Florida moves funding for public libraries from non-fiction to fiction section of the state budget
source: lisnews.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ring of fire
source: online.wsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Retiree says he punched kids in Wal-Mart because it was fun. Police: "He told us it was because they were unable to defend themselves"
source: dispatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Owners lock would-be car thief inside vehicle until cops arrive. "So every time he tried to get out of the car, the owners just kept hitting the lock button on their key fob, and eventually he gave up trying to get out"
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Recent idiotic bar raids over beer registration prompt a legislative hearing plus a charity run "to highlight the need for the state Legislature to reform the antiquated PA liquor laws." And to drink beer while running
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
RIAA amps up their efforts to squeeze more blood from the stone that is terrestrial radio
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dutch nurses' union demands the right to refuse to have sex with patients who request it. In other news, "Hellooooooo verpleegster"
source: dailycontributor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Blast in Lahore takes at least 39 lives, costs extra
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Bad: You call the police to report a suspected burglar. Good: It was only your boyfriend, planning a romantic surprise. Bad: They arrest him anyway
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Worker wedged between two giant rolls of paper, newspaper prints his story on page 1, 9, 17 ...
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Having run out of things to report on, columnist asks: Will a chihuahua actually eat Taco Bell?
source: blogs.villagevoice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man falls asleep while cooking bacon, finds image of Jesus burned into the pan when he wakes up. Your God wants pork
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
From the 'So Sad It's Cute' department: Elderly woman afraid to jaywalk has to take a 14 mile bus ride just to visit the shops across the street from her home
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Jesus freak, out in the street, creating websites threatening Elton John's life
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Principal refuses to back high school students petitioning to get President Obama to speak at their graduation because he worried about student safety and parent complaints
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you have ever wanted to see what the world's largest house of cards looks like, today is your lucky day
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
While living on campus, you probably should not have ammo for your 9mm handgun shipped to your dorm. Also, having a gun is bad, too. Who knew?
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Headless body will not appear in topless magazine
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this over-enthusiastic cheerleader
source: playballphotos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Criminal mastermind takes a vehicle for a test drive, makes a copy of the key, returns later and steals the vehicle, all while forgetting that the car dealer (and now the police) had his address
source: hosted.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tragedy today, as school teacher Candice Berner was eaten by wolves. She was delicious
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Iowan)
 
 
 
Man orders food at a McDonald's drive-thru, gets out of his car and tries to rob the cashier, who gets punched in the face after he refuses to give the man any money. It should be noted this happened at 4:20 central time
source: southwestiowanews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
U.S. Army Ranger Captain, Silver Star recipient, loses his Army career because Higher Headquarters didn't allocate him enough resources. Seems fair, right?
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu March 11, 2010
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Man stops shooting rampage by hitting gunman with a barstool, tells reporters, "I basically kept hitting him until he wasn't moving anymore"
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Female reporter says she doesn't feel like a woman when she's abroad
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
In the battle between Glenn Beck, and a small poodle, that small poodle was on the verge of winning, and that's when Facebook pulled the plug
source: redtape.msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Speaking of health care, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid's wife and daughter seriously injured in car accident
source: myfoxdc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this moment before the fall
source: bigpicture.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Government Technology)
 
 
 
Good news, victims of Agent Orange. The VA has a new initiative to solicit input on a proposed fast-track claims process for exposure during Vietnam. You'll be long dead before this ever happens, but hey
source: govtech.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Woman at bus stop arrested for assaulting, spitting on police officer. Er, wait: Flip it and reverse it
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
"Runaway" Prius driver faked the whole thing to pay off debts
source: jalopnik.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
No skin in the game: 52 million (36%) of all tax returns pay $0 tax (and many of those get a check from the IRS)
source: taxprof.typepad.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tattoos give you super powers. At least that's what they believe in Thailand. And Angelina Jolie's house
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thy wit is a very bitter sweeting, it is a most sharp sauce
source: pangloss.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
According to the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office, Obama's health reform initiative will increase the deficit by $118 billion. What's that? I'm sorry, that's DECREASE the deficit by $118 billion
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Thieves steal beloved hamster from school for children with autism. Students describe hamster as 18.375 cm long, weighs 197.901 grams, eats 10.34 grams of sunflower seeds per day, and has 15,728 hairs on its body
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
High school who cancelled prom so the ACLU wouldn't sue them is now being sued by the ACLU
source: clarionledger.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
"ALL RIGHT THIS IS A ROBBERY HAND OVER ALL YOUR MONEY, JEWELRY, AND.....THAT COSMO"
source: myfoxdc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Coulrophobia is no laughing matter for Johnny Depp and Sean "Diddy" Combs. This and other phobias from Hollyweird (slide show)
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS4.com)
 
 
 
Man fed up with his high water bill does the only logical thing: he torches his home. Fark: the bill was for $70
source: cbs4.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods to make return at the Arnold Palmer Invitational in two weeks, and has hired ex-Bush aide Ari Fleischer for image control
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Toronto bottled water company celebrates "Bottled Water Free Day" by distributing free bottled water just to irritate environmentalists
source: torontosun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Best video proving theory that yes, your hair will freeze if you jump out of a hot tub and run outside into -12 degree temperatures
source: myfoxdc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Schoolboard member under fire for calling a small group of chronically disruptive students 'hoodlums.' "They might be disruptive. They might be in gangs. They might be many things, but they are not hoodlums."
source: tampabay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Government Technology)
 
 
 
State of Michigan spends $1.15 million to develop novel Web application that lets users create their own space to keep in touch with friends and family. Why didn't someone thing of that before?
source: govtech.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Whoever said, "There's no harm in asking," clearly never submitted a request under the Indian government's Right to Information Act
source: csmonitor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
'Net Posse Tracked 'Jihad Jane' for Three Years
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Channel)
 
 
 
The British couldn't silence USS Constitution's guns, and a bunch of stupid angry neighbors won't either
source: thebostonchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Rambo, 3rd Grade Teacher)
 
 
 
The U.S. Department of Education is buying some much needed supplies: calculators, pens, paper, text books, 27 short barrelled shot guns, gym equipment, backpacks, crayons
source: fbo.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Breakfast tacos represent the pinnacle of Man's domination over deliciousness
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
All the cool atheists are becoming Buddhists
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Show)
 
 
 
Wait, Madonna is on Seinfeld's new show, the Marriage Ref? Hasn't she been married like 37 times?
source: thedailyshow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering, shooting six of your co-workers is cause for termination
source: blog.al.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Exploring one of California's most peculiar mysteries: Why do so many Chinese restaurants also sell donuts?
source: theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Dublin, Ireland just got a leprechaun museum? You'd think they would have been on that already
source: time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Lalique Liker)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Lalique piece
source: s60.radikal.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
The US Dollar? What is that, like 97 cents Canadian?
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
I'm just saying, some people just have that "registered sex offender" look about them
source: myfoxdc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NY lawmaker achieves the piNaCle of stupid
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Suspect in Auschwitz sign theft to be extradited to Poland, where he will hopefully be able to work off his sentence somehow
source: thelocal.se   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Student suspended from school for saying no to drugs. Wait, what?
source: scienceblogs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Zombie elephant growing larger and stronger by the day and clueless Australian authorities are doing nothing to stop it
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
7.2 magnitude earthquake stirs Chile
source: news.blogs.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sydney school discovers that they really shouldn't be keeping autistic children in cages. I don't think so. No. Definitely not
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bit Rebels)
 
 
 
Geeks can now roam the streets in their own QWERTY keyboard car
source: bitrebels.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Man breaks into church to watch porn. I don't know how many "hail Marys" that one must take, but it's got to be a lot
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fake dentist arrested for giving patient lead fillings
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kansas City closes half its schools, most of which it wasn't using anyway
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
New school gym features locker rooms that allow people in the hall to watch the showers. "The first time a person looks in there and sees a naked kid we're going to have a problem"
source: buffalonews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Tasteful Israeli supermarket ad parodies Dubai assassins. Offers killer prices
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
A letter to my daughters about weed
source: open.salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this stacked ship
source: mwellsphoto.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A Mississippi high school takes the occasion of a lesbian student wanting to attend prom with her girlfriend and wear a tuxedo as a chance to teach everyone a lesson on tolerance. Nah, just kidding, they cancelled the whole damn thing
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
There are many ways to announce a fundraising dinner featuring a pig roast. Superimposed over an image of the World Trade Center towers aflame would not be one of them
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"America's billionaires have not rebounded from the recession as strongly as other countries' billionaires." Won't somebody think of the American billionaires? Somebody???
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Contra Costa Times)
 
 
 
Teen shoots himself in the testicles. Bet he doesn't have the balls to do that again
source: contracostatimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Homeless man finds shelter by using hotel reward points earned when he had a high-paying job
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Officials say bobcat responsible for power outage, ruining police academy movies
source: hosted.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Small B.C. surf town of Tofino takes stand, moves to ban McDonald's, Starbucks, and Tim Hortons from wrecking its radical character
source: vancouversun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hard-assed hood has brain hemorrhage and goes into coma for two weeks. Wakes up with a passion to paint, speak in rhyme, write poetry and love of kittens
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 253: "I'm a Geek, and I'm Proud of It". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
source: farktography.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed March 10, 2010
(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
Man strangles his girlfriend to death and then tries to kill himself by drinking bleach and slashing his wrists. Of course, he went across the street and not down the block
source: press-citizen.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman decides to rob people. News: Successfully robs 11 people. Fark: Robs $6
source: nbclosangeles.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
He won $150 at the MGM Grand in Detroit, met two women who said they wanted to party, got a motel room, stripped and jumped in the shower expecting the women to join him. His luck ended there
source: mlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KCRG)
 
 
 
Semi overturns and spills 45,000 pounds of batteries. Driver not charged
source: kcrg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flower carrier
source: s16.radikal.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Press of Atlantic City)
 
 
 
A good yarn? Town tries to solve the mystery of the midnight knitter
source: pressofatlanticcity.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Large Hadron Collider misses again. This is not a repeat from 2011
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WALB 10 News)
 
 
 
Ric Romero headline of the day: "Poor choices can end with bad results"
source: walb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
A blind man with a seeing-eye dog who was denied entry at a Subway restaurant files outlandish lawsuits with claims that the experience has caused him unimaginable stress. Just kidding, he just won't eat there anymore
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Not news: Gunman prompts school lockdown. Fark: Gunman was wielding a Nerf gun
source: omaha.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Now that Al Gore has a Nobel Peace Prize, his creation might be next
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Tips for helping your dog to age gracefully. Apparently getting him a toupee and a Corvette doesn't cut it
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Next stop on the Failboni thin ice pond tour - Keystone, CO (with sinking zamboni pic)
source: denverpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Eating Our Words)
 
 
 
10 impressive-looking dishes that are deceptively easy to make. Your dog wants some coq au vin
source: blogs.houstonpress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Driver charged with DUI hit nearly triple the legal threshold for drunkenness. Fortunately, she didn't hit anything else with her school bus full of kids
source: dailyherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Vitamin D may help reduce the risk of almost any disease, say doctors who are trying to milk this information campaign for all it's worth
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
More miracles from modern medicine: "They said there was a rare, but real chance that my bottom jaw would become infected and might have to be removed"
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The US Supreme Court cannot afford to be seen taking the side of one corporation over another corporation
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Defectors spill details of Kim Il-sung and Kim Jong-il's secret network of agents, whose mission was purchasing Western goods from classified shopping lists
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Fresh off an armed raid of three bars for violating a silly administrative policy on beer, State Police raid a city beer distributor and seize cases of expensive Belgian and German brews
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Is the number of earthquakes on the rise? Are we employing sheep's bladders properly to defend ourselves?
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Research shows, Problem Children twice as likely to suffer chronic pain as adults. Karma tag sleeping peacefully
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
First day on the job, the new editor of Jezebel talked about her constipation. Of course, that attracted a dude with a fetish. So she interviewed him
source: jezebel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this focused flow
source: s.wsj.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Next time your school's booster club is having a sale of donated items, be sure to go through the stuff and remove the porn, pirated DVDs and Aryan Nation publications
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Government Technology)
 
 
 
Miami residents can now go online to report municipal problems like trash littering the street. Service to be online in time for Jersey Shore cast to arrive
source: govtech.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
If you think fish can't live to be 43 years old, you don't know Buttkiss
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Town puts of street signs warning drivers of drunk pedestrians. With a picture that any Farker would be proud of
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
Car designers in 1958 thought we'd drive two-wheeled cars that were guided by radar and balanced by gyroscopes in the year 2000. Instead, we're driving Camry's with problematic pedals
source: life.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NYPD informs public that rooftop sculptures are not jumpers, and that gargoyles are harmless as long as you DO NOT BLINK
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Records show Ohio State shooter had complained his bosses were treating him unfairly, had taken his red stapler
source: aolnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(action figures)
 
 
 
Mad Men Barbie dolls - now we can have sexist office politics in the comfort of our own basements - in easily washable plastic, no less
source: popeater.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Show)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart to Bush crony Marc Theissen. "It's a very selective world in which you live and it must be quite lovely but here in the real world things aren't so cut and dried"
source: thedailyshow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Prosecutor says that ex-sportscaster was so anxious to help a 14-year old girl in distress that he asked her pimp if he could get with her again
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
"... and make sure the soldiers bring a tank, I wanna ride in a tank"
source: wtopnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Cool: Teacher gives classroom full of students a lesson in structural integrity. Not so cool: she was driving her jeep at the time
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Another benefit of Cuba's socialized healthcare: Free sex change operations
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cape Cod Times)
 
 
 
74-year old woman accidentally goes through car wash on the outside of her car
source: capecodonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
You'll be happy to know that TSA screener feeling up your daughter isn't really into her -- he already has a 14 year old girlfriend named "Kitten"
source: bostonherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Providence Journal)
 
 
 
300-pound bronze female sculpture disappears in Rhode Island, possibly headed to the Jersey shore
source: projo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Is it still considered stealing if you pay for it?
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Not news: Facing a year in jail for criminal possession of a weapon after hitting a cop. Fark: With a snowball
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Study finds obesity and depression to be a vicious circle. Circular, like a doughnut right?
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Old Fart)
 
 
 
Your mom may not be the slut we thought she was but your dad is still a horny old bastard
source: ottawacitizen.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
New theme park opening for people with special needs. Cartman already preparing with a rock montage
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(LehighValleyLive)
 
 
 
Just a tip: If you need to drive over to the police station for business, sober up first
source: lehighvalleylive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Think about your six closest friends. Now try to guess which one has herpes
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you Man and ... pillow
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
If you're a police officer who enjoys rubbing your penis on cars, you might want to skip mentioning that in your blog
source: thelocal.se   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Register Citizen)
 
 
 
Psycho killer...signs himself...out of the ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-hospital, then he...runs runs runs runs, runs runs runs away
source: registercitizen.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
It's official: Good-looking women like Lara Logan, Melissa Theuriau, and Debra LaFave still have edge in virtually everything over plain-looking women
source: psychologytoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Nicholas Sarkozy and Carla Bruni are both having affairs. France surrenders
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Iron Photoshop: Hotwheels
source: hotwheels.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ten coolest college courses, or; Why college is a joke nowadays
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The nicest nurse in the world fired for having sex with grieving men who just lost their wives to cancer
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Today's female teacher arrested for having sex with student brought to you by sunny Burbank, California (w/you know you'd hit that pic)
source: nbclosangeles.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
And the next extreme sport is: Coupon clipping. Wait, what?
source: online.wsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue March 09, 2010
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Water consuption in Edmonton during the Gold Medal hockey game; the beer consumption chart would probably look the same, but upside down
source: blog.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WGME.com)
 
 
 
Bigfoot spotted in Maine, solid brown everywhere else
source: wgme.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
I'll bet you thought you wouldn't encounter a news story today about a wolverine making sweet, sweet love to a tree. Well sir, that's why you have Fark
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Movie poster for movie that never existed, but should have
source: images.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
From the "Are you sure this is a good idea?" department: Water and Sewer to be merged. Bonus: gas company may handle merger
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sioux City Journal)
 
 
 
Iowa Senate passes bar nuisance law. Maybe now we've seen our last cocked-hat over the eyebrow popped-collar douche who orders Glenlivet with Diet Coke
source: siouxcityjournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sky News)
 
 
 
Achievement Unlocked : Throw back a grenade before it explodes. Bonus : "I remember thinking that if I didn't pull this off, it was going to hurt"
source: news.sky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Windows kill up to 1 billion birds in North America each year. "I see no immediate reason why these figures would be erroneous"
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Many Americans say they're too tired for sex. But really, they're just not into you
source: wellness.blogs.time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
When asking someone to find a hitman to kill hubby, make sure that person isn't a former NYPD detective
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Protip: If the Chevy conversion van is rocking (at 3:30 AM in the mall parking lot, under a lightpole), the cops will bother knocking
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The flu symptoms that make you miserable are all in your head
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ScienceBlogs)
 
 
 
Proving yet again that suckers and their money are soon parted, people are paying a New Mexico spa over $100 to smear Japanese bird poop on their faces
source: scienceblogs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Former employee: I'm a huge social networker and stuff so if you don't like pay me $200,000 I'll bring the company down through spam emails. Company: Oooooooo, we're scaaaaared
source: myfoxdc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(news4jax.com)
 
 
 
Well, NOW where am I supposed to take this Grade-3 Plutonium runoff?
source: news4jax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Press of Atlantic City dot com)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Police say fake veterinarian - apparently dressed as a man this time - arrested again". With pics of what a cross-dressing fake veteranarian looks like
source: pressofatlanticcity.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Turkey is discovering nothing exposes shoddy sub-code construction and bribed housing inspectors quite like a magnitude 6 earthquake
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan wants $100M over E-Trade ad because "the actress has the same single-name recognition as Oprah or Madonna"
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
The CIA recommended the use of Ensure Plus for the liquid diet so that detainees wouldn't die from inhaling their own vomit during torture. Seriously
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Good idea: Asking helpful policewoman for directions. Bad idea: While driving a stolen car
source: officer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Half of Americans have less than 10K saved for retirement. Those who have more will no doubt be asked to share their pie
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC infrastructure is crumbling, and there are few funds for repairs, but one artist may have a solution: Legos
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Due to low sales, Walmart discounts Black Barbie; obviously some people have a problem with this
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Never before seen episode of Star Trek TOS has Kirk dealing with a terrible alien threat
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Two idiots in a fraternity at submitter's Alma Mater allegedly wrapped some kid in TP and set him on fire. What was the stupidest thing you ever did in college? Bonus: look at the smirk on their mugshots
source: kentucky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Write that on the tombstone: Second person nationwide ever to die in static-sparked fire at a fuel pump
source: pennlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Ars Technica asks readers to turn off ad-block on its website to help save the site. On that note, if Farkers out there don't mind turning off adblock for Fark we'd sure appreciate it too -Drew (link fixed)
source: arstechnica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AOL (UK))
 
 
 
"Holy criminy, you just shot the map"
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(My Fox Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
The Florida Senate race is getting hairy: Crist accuses Rubio of using a RNC credit card to get his back waxed
source: myfoxtampabay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Window cleaner commits suicide by stabbing himself in the groin repeatedly with a jumbo souvenir pencil. "If you were choosing to take your own life, that's not the way you would do it"
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Man Surrenders In Fatal Stabbing. Dude, that's when you should be fighting back the most
source: cbsatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this stack o' flapjacks
source: farm3.static.flickr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Germany criticizes Greece for being babies who refuse to fix their financial problems, while Greece says they'd have more money if the Nazis hadn't stolen their gold and all their kebab vendors
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Auctioneer sells souls to highest bidder, one "Mr. Mephistopheles"
source: hosted.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Milking water out of a cow made of wood with rubber teats is a favorite activity there"
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Brooke Shields says fame is "like a drug." She must be getting desperate for a fix, though, as she's suffering post-partum depression from her career
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Senate preparing to donate another $66 billion to its slacker bailout fund. Get your Mountain Dew and Cheetos now before it's too late
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"Gasoline prices want to decline" says expert, apparently trying to use the Jedi Mind Trick on them
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
87 percent of USA Today readers believe dogs are smarter than we think they are
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
"Cable guy finds kids home alone": more proof that Hollywood is out of ideas or actual headline?
source: clickorlando.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Show)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart proves that the SEC is run by those three monkeys with their hands over their eyes, ears, and mouths
source: thedailyshow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
What better place to allow an exemption to the smoking ban then at the indoor benefit boxing match for children without health insurance
source: myfoxdc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(610 WTVN)
 
NewsFlash
 
News: triple shooting on Ohio State's campus. Fark: didn't involve a football player
source: wtvn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(lohud.com)
 
 
 
Ugly, skankifed, dirty suburban wasteland slum objects to being called a 'hellhole' on SNL
source: lohud.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Caption the Queen of the World and James Cameron at the Oscars
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Detroit mayor to unveil plan to bulldoze a quarter of the city. Why stop there?
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Pill Popper)
 
 
 
Condemned prisoner's execution postponed because...well, because the state of Ohio has to first save his life
source: clevelandleader.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Not News: LA City Council can't say "no" to any expenditures. News: Because they have a computer that automatically votes "yes" when they're not in chambers. FARK: Giving them more time for lobbyists and cigarettes
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
That giant puckering sound you heard was Sheriff Joe Arpaio's sphincter clenching after he found out the controversial emails he thought had been deleted were actually archived by a third-party vendor
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this soaring cycle and airborne extemist
source: lh6.ggpht.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
911: What's the emergency? Caller: Somehow I got my Prius up to 94
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(state journal register)
 
 
 
Not news: Man has heart attack while on the phone with his cell provider. Fark: the operator that saves his life is named Hart
source: sj-r.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Goat Boy's mom has been found
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon March 08, 2010
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Researchers say a tax on pizza and soda would cut obesity. Still no cure for nicotine addiction
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this saw-whet owl
source: vinkamint.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Brtiain's MI5 monitored Hitler Youth cycling tour of England in 1937, despite their agent falling off near Budleigh Salterton when the pump caught in his trouser-leg, badly crushing sandwiches and getting grit all over his fruitcake
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ksdk.com)
 
 
 
Tip Of The Day: Paying for hundreds of dollars of crack cocaine with Monopoly money will probably result in a fairly decent ass kicking
source: ksdk.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Then they came for the beer and I said nothing, for I was not-- Wait, what? Oh, hell no WOLVERINES
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Last year 2.4 million fewer tourists visited the US, which cost $509 billion. In related news, tourism in the US brings in an average of $212,000 per person. Still no cure for journalists who can't do math
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Young Karl Rove turned to the darkside when he had the turd-blossom beat out of him by a little girl
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Oldest person in US dies again
source: hosted.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
In an attempt to outdo Blockbuster, library has teen arrested for forgetting to return DVD
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(fox chicago)
 
 
 
News: Girl sick for two years from wearing improperly made eyeglasses. Fark: The eyeglass place apologized and offered her a $5 bottle of lens cleaner
source: myfoxchicago.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
A group of ultra-Orthodox rabbis are kvetching that lox should no longer be considered kosher as the fish often contain parasitic worms. Here comes the schmear campaign
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Meet Lyuba, the cutest 42,000-year-old Ice Age baby mammoth you'll see today
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Roman Polanski's wife is very upset that her pedo husband has been jailed, interfering with his ability to keep her and their children rich beyond their wildest dreams
source: aolnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
San Francisco hearkens back to a time when it wasn't known for hippies clogging the streets, gives police new powers to knock some heads
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Drew talks about earthquake mania, Selection Sunday, and the James Cameron Reaction Watch. Also, some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 2/28 - 3/6
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Who has the time to take the keys out and lock up the police cruiser anymore
source: myfoxdc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You're at the movies and someone asks you to stop talking on your cellphone. Do you: C) Stab him in the neck with a meat thermometer?
source: ktla.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Altoona Mirror)
 
 
 
By allowing Pennsylvania grocery and convenience stores to sell beer, the state will become a post-apocalyptic wasteland where sellers of cheap beer will ravage the land unchecked, killing everybody you hold dear
source: altoonamirror.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
On the internet, a female inmate squirting breast milk at her jailer falls under the Rule #34 clause. In real life, it's third degree felony assault
source: bnd.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lancashire Evening Post)
 
 
 
You want me to pay for a dead cat which I didn't kill and doesn't belong to me?
source: lep.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this kicked ball
source: denverpost.slideshowpro.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Hooker principal unlikely to see happy ending
source: ctpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Not news: school costs six times more than the top college in the country. News: the school turns out students that are still functionally illiterate. Fark: it's kindergarten
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Slow learner gets third drug bust on way home from prison for his second drug bust
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
City of Gary, Indiana trying to triple its population in time for census
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Al Qaida calls on US muslims to attack America seeing as how they're a little too busy dodging predator strikes and military raids to do it themselves
source: aolnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Big Booty Mommas 6: Hot Butt-Caulking Action
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Selachimorpha)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fish out of water
source: bigpicture.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You should pick wine over mineral water if you want to lose weight, pants
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
God rolls die, shakes Turkey this time; at least 41 dead
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Humans driving species to extinction faster than new ones can evolve. Darwin facepalms
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The Mc10:35?
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)