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Sun August 12, 2007
(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
Grim Reaper drops scythe, adopts 'softer' look. "Everyone still loves the skeleton, but now there will be no reason to criticise"
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(NASA)
 
 
 
This picture is farking amazing
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
REMINDER: tonight is the Perseid meteor shower, and it's a new moon. Grab a cold one and stay up late with your hunny bunny
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man who witnessed a murder from a car across the street is convicted of the murder, and now faces execution. Where else but Texas?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Nightclubs are hell. What's cool or fun about a thumping, sweaty dungeon full of posing idiots?"
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(King5)
 
 
 
10 sheriff's deputies are stranded overnight in the wildness after they get lost and disoriented while seizing a large pot growing operation. Hmmm...nothing suspicious about that
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Susan Estrich says about internet postings that people trying to be "funny" are sometimes mean to her and that the Internet should therefore be regulated
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(NewsTalk ZB)
 
 
 
Gunman opens fire in Missouri church. 3 confirmed dead so far
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this grinning profile
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
The original Waffle House has been restored. No word on if they used the same type of roaches or original waitresses
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
300 chickens die after drunken joyrider crashes into shed. TONIGHT, dinner is served
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Third hole to be drilled in Utah mine to find lost miners which will take 3 days to get to the area where they are now suspected to be. Tune in in 3 days to hear about the fourth hole they will be drilling
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Crusading scientists invade libraries and reshelve "intelligent design" books under Science Fiction
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(24dash)
 
 
 
No prosecution for homeowner for burglar's death plunge from 4th floor window
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Animal cruelty investigator rescues dog from locked and overheated car, and then leaves owner handcuffed to car to take dog to hospital. Gathered crowd beats owner until police arrive. Your dog wants Tre Smith, Pet Detective
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(This is the Concord Monitor)
 
 
 
Convicted tax protesters Ed and Elaine Brown continue to threaten law enforcement officials from their New Hampshire compound, finally proving that this has little to do with Ruby Ridge and more to do with stupid ass-hattery
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(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
"I'll take 'Dead Television Game Show Producers' for $1000, Alex"
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Paging Mr. Samuel Jackson. Mr. Jackson, you have a call on the motherfarkin' white courtesy phone
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Texas church cancels memorial service for its gay janitor. "But we'll find you someplace else, cook food, and videotape the service for you"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You're thrown out of a nightclub. Do you: A) Take it like a man and go somewhere else, B) Pick a fight with a bouncer, or C) Strip naked, smear yourself with blood and feces and then pick a fight with a bouncer?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
I'll have the #5 Prostate exam. Oh and super size that, please
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Thieves steal three-ton Tunguska meteorite from owners who are apparently blind, deaf, and not particularly attentive
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bearded biker
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In the continuing saga of Virginia's top-notch traffic safety enforcement, a woman who was in labor at the time was fined for speeding... $1150
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Unfortunate incident involving sailors impregnating cows leads university academic to publicly shame students with poor spelling
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Things that you can't say when running for President
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Arizona burglars targeting trailer parks. Police warning residents to keep close eye on valuables like the 1976 El Camino up on blocks, half-empty cases of Natty Lite, and 2-for-1 Golden Corral coupons
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Passengers flying out of Heathrow Airport suffer more stress than fighter pilots in action or police in riots
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(London Times)
 
 
 
How to lead a healthy lifestyle while at the same time drinking your face off
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Father poses for publicity picture in desperate attempt to find the daughter he hadn't seen for ten years - unaware she was just a few yards behind him when the photo was taken
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(Plan 59)
 
 
 
Photoshop an ad for a modern product or PSA using mid-century advertising art. Link goes to inspiration
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Alcoholic 9-year-old arrested after tangling with the police 35 times since he was seven. Understatement of the week: "This child is nine - there are obviously some significant problems."
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Police hunt couple who set up mobile brothel on boat moored off nudist beach, to which men swim out for an hour. Bonus: the beach is named Studland
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Hundreds of Florida beachgoers attacked by poisonous jellyfish. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(al.com)
 
 
 
Alabama's alpabet is dow to twety four letters
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Black Pine Animal Park is proud to have a cockatoo that won't stop cussing. Polly wants a farking cracker
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Sat August 11, 2007
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Amish businesses are now using green energy and modern technology. Because who knows more about electricity than the Amish?
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
49-year-old man, just released from three decades in prison, ready to settle down with his 88-year-old wife
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Man gets back his 1940 Plymouth that was stolen 21 years ago
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(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Everything is made of ice at the Chillout Lounge ... in Dubai
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(San Francisco 49ers)
 
 
 
Dumb: Letting a seal paint a picture. Dumber: Trying to sell a picture painted by a seal. Dumbest: Paying $179.95 for a picture painted by a seal
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Good-looking people earn 12 percent more than ugly ones
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Phlautist
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
As other countries improve health care, nutrition, and lifestyles, life expectancy in the United States continues to plunge. Cheeseburger-scarfing Americans now outlived by citizens of 41 nations, including Jordan, Guam, and the Cayman Islands
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(Some Ray Stevens Fan)
 
 
 
When Shriners Attack: eight people injured, five sent to the hospital, after freak miniature dune buggy accident during Shriners parade
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(Some Dumb Sheriff)
 
 
 
You know that new found faith in the Criminal Justice System? Well, not so much
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(AP)
 
 
 
Alberto Gonzales is in Baghdad getting updates on a lot of stuff he probably won't be able to recall next week
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(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Not news: Burglar attempts to break into house. News: Burglar falls from window and dies. Fark: Homeowner arrested
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cute-ass baby gorilla rejected by mother rushed to animal sanctuary in child's car seat and socialized with cute-ass plush monkeys. This link is just gonna ooze cuteness all over your computer table. Seriously (pic)
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(Independent.ie)
 
 
 
It's that time of year again, when villagers in Ireland capture a wild goat, declare it king, and marry it off to a 12 year old girl (w/pic of happy couple)
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(katu.com)
 
 
 
Their insurance company is never going to believe this claim (w/pic goodness)
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(GNN)
 
 
 
If you were a terrorist, how would you attack the US? Another helpful article from the patriotic New York Times
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pissed-off owl attacks burglars who stole her from her owner's home, biting them until they crash their car while going 65mph. YA RLY
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Police announce they are dropping their sexual assault investigation at Playboy mansion and that Hef can drive as fast as he damn well wants to from now on
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
CBS headline: "Category 3 Storm To Hit Hawaii" First paragraph: "...forecasters did not expect it to hit the state with anything more than rough surf. "
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Federal government pulls funding from only hospital in Los Angeles' poorest neighborhood because the hospital doesn't have enough money to fix its problems. Wait, what?
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Kilt-wearing mystery man stops lunchtime mugging, leaves ladies wanting more of the "knight in tartan." Hmm... lilting accent, moustache, kilt, chivalry -- this guy could be on to something here
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
♪♫ All you want to do is ride around Sally, ride Sally, ride ♫ ♪ ... World famous Mustang Ranch reopens after being shut down by the IRS, burned down, rebuilt and sold on eBay for the price of a small home
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this inquisitive little fella
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(CBS3.com)
 
 
 
Today's gay rights activist being angered by school calendar switch brought to you from Philadelphia
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(Alternet)
 
 
 
Good to know tasteless marketing expands beyond American borders
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby dolphin born in Odessa (w/ugly ass pic)
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
This may renew your faith in the Criminal Justice System
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man understands reasonable fear on the part of airline passengers as reason he was kicked off a flight for wearing an Arabic-language t-shirt. Just kidding. He's suing JetBlue for being racial profiling asshats
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(klastv)
 
 
 
How to get caught committing home invasions #135: sit and watch a movie with the victims in their home while waiting for their bank to open
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Note to self: get rid of practice notes for robbery
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Delays, leaking cockpits, falling foam chunks, gouges in the fuselage, and now the Endeavour crew is awakened by the music of John Mayer. Why does NASA hate astronauts so much? Haven't they suffered enough?
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
If you're going to get arrested and booked, why not make some sort of statement about it? (with mugshot goodness)
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(9news.com)
 
 
 
It's Caturday. Wall cat is watching you
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(Excite)
 
 
 
Apparently, wasps are not covered in that postal creed thingee
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Second, wider drill has broken through to the presumed location of the trapped Utah miners, say officials
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Oh dammit. Now the Danish claim they're the real owners of the North Pole. Expect sugary, maple-syrupy, vodka-ey pie fight to erupt soon
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(Chron)
 
 
 
New video released of Fark's favorite diaper-wearing astronaut rambling incoherently in jail. Hoo boy, that gal is one space cadet
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(Courier Journal)
 
 
 
Lexington Bluegrass Airport adds runway signs including: "Do no enter," "Runway too short," and "Wrong way, dumbass"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Woman who killed her husband, chopped him into pieces, and stuffed his body in a refrigerator has been released due to lack of evidence. In other news, men everywhere decide it might be better to make their own sammiches
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
A dozen Chinese teenagers have been caught trying to sneak into Canada by masquerading as kung fu masters from the famous Shaolin Temple. Pretending you know something about martial arts works less in real life than on the internet
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(Nice jams, dude)
 
 
 
Photoshop this, er, triumphant Wisconsin fan
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Will the last person to leave Second Life please turn off the lights? Thanks, the Mgt
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man finds way to disable police speed radar by putting automatic gate opener behind his license plate (with nifty graphic that only The Sun could pull off)
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(Some Teatotaller)
 
 
 
"Satan is not an atheist. He would vote 'yes' for alcohol sales in Thomasville because he loves to see people suffer"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Six-foot tent pole impales 16-year-old girl in face. More fun than you can stake a chick at (pic)
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Fri August 10, 2007
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NYC police increase Manhattan security after receiving "unverified radiological threat"
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(Some Guy That Blames Bush)
 
 
 
Man faces $500 littering fine for putting up "Impeach Bush" sign
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Despite all the wars, strife, poverty, and hunger in this world, Jesus still has time to put his image on a garage floor in Virginia (w/pic of smudge)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nation of Islam criticized by son of Elijah Muhammad. Sort of like Rosie calling Rosanne a fatty
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Woman attacks karaoke singer in the middle of his song. Not sure which is worse, being punched by a woman... or singing Coldplay
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Canada announces intent to build two military bases in the Arctic, marking this first time ANYTHING has been erected in temperatures that cold
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(Ithaca Journal)
 
 
 
PETA wants to save the fish just for the halibut. Thats a bunch of crappie
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(International Herold Tribune)
 
 
 
Islamic cleric puts a fatwa on Harry Potter. Burn, wizard burn
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(Some future 'dodger)
 
 
 
Army Lt. Gen. Douglas Lute on reinstating the draft: "I think it makes sense to certainly consider it"
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Inmate attempts to recruit judge to kill prosecutor for $5000, then tries to get his lawyer to kill the uncooperative judge for the same amount. Let's see... how many FAIL points is that?
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(NBC4)
 
 
 
Man, 105, has the secret of long life: "I'm not a ladies man," he said. "I stay away from them"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
You're a cheap bastard if you don't add 20% to the price of any service provided by a human
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(Fark)
 
 
 
PITTSBURGH FARK PICNIC IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN -- Saturday, 3-Midnight in North Park...BEER, FUN, POSSIBLE DEBAUCHERY...DIT...LGT previous posts
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Space hotel to open for business in 2012. Three night stay for only $4 million. Book now before all the ocean-view rooms are taken
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Dr. Pepper Museum expecting one millionth visitor. Suck it, Pibbs
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this escalator
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Oscar Mayer Wienermobile ticketed for illegal parking in downtown Chicago, Abe Froehman sought for questioning
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
NASA discovers "gouge" on bottom of Endeavour
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(Some Sicko)
 
 
 
Today's 36-year old teacher who had sex with student and gets away with no jail time brought to you by Virginia. Amazingly enough, it was a male teacher, not a hottie woman
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(Unclear on the Concept)
 
 
 
Shoplifter, after being arrested outside Neiman Marcus: "It's too late, I already left the store"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tropical Storm Flossie becomes a hurricane, leaving Hawaiians to wonder... WTF kind of a name is Flossie?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Universal's music division announces launch of trial period for DRM-free downloads. Suck it, RIAA
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
The Perseid Meteor Shower is upon us, expected to be the best show in years
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Sad: Truck carrying wine and vodka overturns, stops traffic on I-95. Follow Up: Second crash snarls traffic on I-95. Trifecta: Nearby, man crashes into 10 parked cars. Fark: All within 90 minutes
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(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you a greenlit thread
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Astronaut Lisa Nowak petitions judge to remove ankle monitor. Because it's not like she's a flight risk or anything
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's Paragon of Personal Responsibility suing McDonald's for $10 million because they put cheese on his cheeseburger
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
US Airways flight stuck on tarmac in Philly in 100 degree heat with busted AC and overflowing toilet for six hours. How's that Passenger Bill of Rights coming along?
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(Some Oompa Loompa with a gun)
 
 
 
Ray Nagin says the high murder rate in his "Chocolate City" is good because it keeps New Orleans in peoples' minds
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Directin' traffic on the road and they're flirtin' with disaster; break any traffic rules and the law will come right after
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Teen girl gets dragged behind a van after she fell behind the group during a morning run at a Christian boot camp. She should have gone to band camp instead
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Fetish Con 2007: Where else can you find "strict rubber nuns and demented latex nurses."
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado school district equates "Saving Private Ryan" and "Schindler's List" with "Basic Instinct" and "Road House"
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(Google)
 
 
 
Dallas-Fort Worth: Fark Party at the Dubliner is tomorrow night at 8pm. LGT directions, not trannies
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Police refuse to operate speed cameras unless they receive a bigger share of the revenue
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Today's country trying to lay claim to the Arctic Circle is... Denmark
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(Burbank Leader)
 
 
 
News: Subject of massive manhunt in Burbank found. Fark: Subject of massive manhunt in Burbank found dead at scene of the crime
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(Chron)
 
 
 
President Bush set to become the president who took the most vacation time. Obvious tag is at his Crawford ranch with him
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
13-year-old Finnish boy busts Reuters for passing off scenes from the movie "Titanic" as pictures from the Russian North Pole expedition. Its not news, its a movie (new link)
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Utah mine rescue drilling may have missed section where miners are trapped. Whoops... our bad
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(Courier Press)
 
 
 
Today's coal mining accident brought to you by Gibson County, Indiana. 3 dead so far
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Extreme weather? Sure. Blame global warming? Not so fast there
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
City of Chicago says there are only 24 homeless people in the city. In other news, the Bush administration says there are only 6 terrorists in the world; victory is at hand
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(Union Leader)
 
 
 
"If you look to the north, Quebec made a move to secede from Canada, and the vote only failed at 49 percent. I don't think we want that"
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(Post-gazette.com)
 
 
 
Disabled teacher wins date with porn star, ridiculed on radio, resigns from job
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(BBC)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different - a dog with two noses (with piccie proof)
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Man gets $218 trillion phone bill. In related news, sex phone operators at 1-900-HOT-FARK set record profit
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reality show features a disco version of the Nativity scene. It's blasphemy to god, but more importantly, to good taste
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Among the things you might not want to write in your monitored prison mail would be "Stupit cracker dint find no gun yet"
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(NY Observer)
 
 
 
Man pays $33 million for NYC townhouse less than 26 feet wide
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(myfoxny.com)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani refuses to say if he's a practicing Catholic
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Michael Moore is the recipient of the Pizza Inn 2007 Franchisee of the Year Award
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Colorado's head federal judge says he can't remember how he racked up $3,000 in credit card receipts at a strip club. He really really really didn't need those receipts
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(Bankok Post)
 
 
 
Fed dumps another $19 Billion to banks to keep this Titanic economy afloat. Stockmarket: "Iceberg"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Note to self: When cross-dressing to celebrate a gay wedding, avoid jurisdictions that practice Sharia law
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Presidential candidate Bill Richardson tells Melissa Etheridge that being gay is a personal choice. Backpedaling ensues
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these snow-covered trees
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(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
British man has miniature camera left inside him for three months after medical procedure. Bonus: the paperwork gives his age as over 100, and dates the operation to 50 years ago. Raquel Welch, Donald Pleasence unavailable for comment
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(London Times)
 
 
 
News: Hamas sets up first Palestinian Navy. Fark: Hamas doesn't have any boats so commanders are asking for "good soldiers who know how to swim"
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(Google)
 
 
 
Final reminder for the Pittsburgh Fark Party. Saturday, 3pm North Dakota pavilion of North Park. (LGT pavilion)
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(Some Qatari)
 
 
 
Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas's government dismayed to discover that it accidentally paid salaries to almost half the members of rival Hamas's security force. Whoopsie
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Bad Idea: drinking and driving. Really Bad Idea: getting into a road rage traffic "altercation" with an off-duty cop. Worse Idea: following the cop and trying to run him off the road. Worst Possible Idea: trying to take his gun
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Interesting article illustrating how awkward all the Democratic candidates are on the topic of gay marriage. Includes the comments, "I shouldn't have said that," "I'm not a scientist," and "Oh, come on, now"
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Teen okay after fall from trip to bell tower. When asked his name, the Reverend said, "I don't know his name, but his face rings a bell"
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(AFP)
 
 
 
British Queen's eldest grandchild set to lose succession rights if he chooses to marry his Catholic fiancee, outside of the family--even though Prince Charles married completely out of species and got away with it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Job Tip of the Day: If you got revenge on your former boss by setting fire to his house, remember to remove him from your list of references when applying for your next job
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Possible shuttle foam strike worries NASA, maybe they should build a shuttle that can withstand the powerful force of foam
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Girl wants to go fishing at camp. City of Halifax : Not yours. Go get your nails done instead
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(TCPalm)
 
 
 
"Internet playing increasing role in news decisions" Drudge Report and Fark rock another reporter's world
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(Metrowest Daily News)
 
 
 
Man found alongside train tracks upgraded from dead to drunk
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Parents go to jail because they punished their kids by making them run 15 laps around the house every day for the past four years. "We did it to control their anger problems"
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Four wild dogs surround and attack news crew. Your dog wants an exclusive
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Faced with rising health insurance premiums, companies now starting to charge fat workers extra if they don't put down the cheesburgers
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Council to old woman: You can't tend public flower beds unless you get a license, wear a fluorescent jacket, erect three warning signs, and use a lookout. Old woman to council: Suck it - send me to jail if you want
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Condom billboard causes uprising because it can be seen from the desks of Catholic school kids. Talk about your product placement and target audience
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There's no crying in Sumo
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
News: Australian woman detained for using foul language on a Delta flight to Pittsburgh. Fark: The foul language was merely Australian slang meaning "really?"
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Arlington, TX church reneges on offer to host funeral for Navy veteran after finding out he's gay
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Soccer yobs attack hundreds of traffic signals in Britain, but are only interested in the green lights. Submitter knows how they feel
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
You knew the media would get here eventually: "Holidays give you cancer"
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Mountie who threw rock at a bus, hung out with a known criminal, and ran into seven parked cars while driving drunk gets to keep his job
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(Some Pharmaceutical Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop challenge: Design an ad for a new drug designed for a "made-up" disease
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(AP)
 
 
 
This week's gasoline thieves using an open flame because it was too dark to see what they were doing brought to you from Two Rivers, Wisconsin
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Garbagemen refuse to take away man's garbage because he had thrown some old flowers into it and the garbage was now contaminated by "garden waste"
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Rescuers successfully drill 2,000 feet into chamber where the six trapped coal miners are believed to be; discover sufficient air quality, no sign yet of miners
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(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
How much would you pay for an iPhone? How about 99 cents?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mother of the Year candidate arrested for tying son to stairway railing. With his hair
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two middle school students are suing the Chicago Board of Education because their teacher denied them a bathroom break
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teenager stabs love rival in the ass while wearing fishnets over his head to conceal his identity. There can be only one dumbass
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Police gobsmacked by monster cannabis plants" (w/spliffy, er, spiffy pic goodness)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
~-~-~-~- o = ~-~-~-~-o > ♂
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
All your lunar base are belong to us
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy 75th birthday Lego
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(International Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
Global warming injures 18 in attack on tourist boat
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
How to deck your dorm. "A good lamp stays with you after college." Yeah, so does herpes
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Thu August 09, 2007
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
SWAT teams out in Burbank, if you are there stay inside
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this banana man
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy Frank Zappa Day
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(Some Atmospheric Scientist)
 
 
 
"Today, the Northern Hemisphere sea ice area broke the record for the lowest recorded ice area in recorded history."
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
It's just like Swiss Family Robinson, except with hippies, and injured raccoons, and a popcorn maker, and it's located in the middle of downtown Miami. But other than that, it's just like Swiss Family Robinson
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Alleged 9/11 mastermind, 13 others closer to U.S. military trial. Tribunal to be timed so the guilty verdict can be announced right before the 2008 election
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Children as young as 14 to be put on sex offender list. Guess the state
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(Some cereal)
 
 
 
Revisit your childhood memories with the breakfast cereal character guide
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Fire destroys several homes in Wales. Local spokeman says: "Ifhygk ksau cersouy gerfaud ma geraaauwgeh"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
There is a disturbance in The Force, as if millions of business travelers just cried out at once
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(CBS5.com)
 
 
 
Sixteen puppies. Folks, we're going for the "it's not a clown car" trifecta (with video cuteness)
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(Some Fan of Crap)
 
 
 
Man beaten by security after attending Nickelback concert. Good
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(Some Lazy Guy)
 
 
 
If you like sitting on your porch and doing nothing, then maybe you should join the Professional Porch Sitters Union
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(Central Florida News 13)
 
 
 
Astronauts having trouble finding their eating utensils. How long can a person survive on Tang alone?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Monster truck loses control and crashes into crowd, injuring dozens of people, eight teeth
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Latino organizations say Sheriff Joe's hotline to report illegal immigrants is racial profiling because the people reported might be, you know, Latino
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(UPI)
 
 
 
1,300 Croatian sheep die from thirst in the single greatest sheep-related tragedy ewe have ever seen
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Gigantic billboard advertising new Matt Damon "Bourne" movie erected on wall of Matt Damon's NYC home
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(NWF Daily News)
 
 
 
Even in Florida, it's considered bad form to hail a taxi by throwing a brick at it and attacking the driver
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Like a jukebox that only plays one song, Bush's latest proposal to help the economy is... *drum roll* ...more tax cuts
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(Some Cheap Guy)
 
 
 
"If a guy doesn't pay for you, you're not being treated like you're special"
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Today's sudden bridge collapse has been brought to you by a section of the 202 in Mesa, Arizona
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(WGOW.com)
 
 
 
Putting a sex-offender rehab center next to a rape-crisis center is generally not a good idea, especially when the bathroom puppet gets sexually assaulted
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
"Workshy" Swedish couple: "Wørk 'creätes unbeärablë päin änd dejectïøn.' Plëase gïve üs welfåre instëäd." Swedish Court: STFÜ
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If you are wearing handcuffs and NOT wearing pants, the Phoenix Police would like to have a word with you
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Russian revives Cold War tradition by exchanging smiles with US pilots over Guam
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(CBC)
 
 
 
China now trying to export Dirty Canadian Hippies (w/ would ya hit it pics)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
What kids are assigned for summer reading these days. In my day, we had summer reading uphill both ways. And we liked it!
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nearly half of all stay-at-home moms now say that not working at all outside the home is the ideal situation for them.
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Not news: Shooting in restaurant. News: Two dead, six wounded in shooting. Fark: This happened in Canada
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Big Ben silenced for a month while it undergoes repairs, or about the same time it takes the Wal-Mart clerk to change your watch battery
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Notorious "Nigerian" scammer found during routine traffic stop. Guess which state
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
"Fiesta of Weirdness"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Market research has shown that interest in the penis-enlarging condom is enormous
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Panda bear that was supposedly a male, then a hermaphrodite, gives birth to ugly-ass twin babies in China
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(Veg 4 life Potluck Girl)
 
 
 
"Michael Vick is bad for mistreating animals, but meat-eaters are just as guilty"
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(KGW)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old boy jumps into driver's seat and steers his father's semi-truck to safety after his dad lost consciousness
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
From the "It's too hot to go outside and get real news" files, may we present this old classic: "Bad Air Aggravates Asthma Sufferers"
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(Some Okie)
 
 
 
Oklahoma's upcoming 9/11 license plate clearly isn't patriotic enough. Photoshop some more patriotism into it before they all join unions and start watching the BBC
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Women feel safer talking to married men rather than bachelors. In other news, clouds produce rain and taxes are too high
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(Network World)
 
 
 
Porn company Perfect 10 sues Microsoft
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
D.C. suburb deploys tiny, ravenous fish to control mosquitos. When fish get out of control, county will send in Chinese snakes, then gorillas and then winter will take care of the rest
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(PinkNews)
 
 
 
Attention-whore activist starts claiming Jesus was gay
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(King5.com)
 
 
 
Not news: Rooster on a farm. News: Rooster on a skateboard. (With pic)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Foot and mouth lab worker has Legionnaires' Disease, is being tested for rockin' pneumonia and boogey-woogey flu
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(No not him, the other guy)
 
 
 
Fark party Providence RI 8/11/07
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(Chron)
 
 
 
You have a chance for a baseball scholarship -- what do you do? Since this is Fark, go straight to: C) Turn on the firehoses and flood your school for a million bucks worth of damage
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
DUI defendant wins breathalyzer source code
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(Charleston Gazette)
 
 
 
West Virginia cop follows the Dick Cheney method of pest control
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Texas couple sue to ban moments of silence
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
BET runs profanity-laced reading PSA
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(BBC)
 
 
 
BBC explores why women don't go into science and engineering. "No microscopes by the dishwasher" strangely absent
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Pearl Jam's Lollapalooza lyrics critical of Bush are cut from webcast. Nobody should be upset because AT&T says those particular lyrics were merely edited out by mistake
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(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
When your weekly garbage bags spontaneously burst into flame, this may arouse suspicion of your hidden meth lab
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Newest puritan fearmongering report: More women than ever are admitting enjoying sex and being in sexy pictures. Expert prudes say we must quickly protect them from themselves before they tempt us with their evil, evil bodies (tag is for the experts)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reports of Luciano Pavarotti's death have been greatly exaggerated. Reports of his weight have been greatly underestimated
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(News24)
 
 
 
"Sabbatini lashed on TotalFark"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stock market set for a bloody open on news that the Federal Reserve panicked and pumped $12 billion into the banking system
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh K9 officer falls 40 feet while chasing a man on foot; still manages to kick his ass
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Allegations of sexual assault during pajama party at Playboy mansion. That's actually all the info the reporter was able to uncover, so they spend the rest of the article talking about other stuff
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
That escaped bear has been captured. It also somehow lost 350 pounds, and changed from a grizzly to a brown bear (with pics)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Whites are now minorities in one of 10 counties, all NBA teams
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
A reporter shot out one more question: "Why does he own a vest made of the skins of donkey penises?"
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Suspected drunk driver tries to avoid taking a breath test by drinking his contact lens fluid, eating a lens, and then eating some of his shirt and sock. For dessert, cop makes him eat pepper spray
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Multiple choice: Thousands of wildfires in Italy are the result of: A) Global warming. B) Karl Rove. C) The Mafia
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Guy trying to cross busy interstate becomes human pinball. Bonus Florida score: Only one of five cars that hit him bothered to report it
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Boutique offers Butt Cam in dressing rooms so women can see how they look in jeans and bathing suits. "We're even thinking of doing a best of and putting it on DVD for the year, 'Best Butts of '08' or whatever, yeah."
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(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
K-9 sniffs out sweet-tooth teen bandits who left trail of candy wrappers along the road
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Seven-hundred-pound grizzly bear wandering around Buffalo suburbs after escaping from zoo
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(CTV)
 
 
 
Church of The Universe sues Ottawa for $25 million for violating The Charter of Rights and Freedoms by confiscating their sacramental cannabis
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you ever lose your sandal over a 200-foot cliff, let it go, 'cause man, it's gone
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
In latest proof socialized medicine has no balls, man told he'd have to wait two years for sex change by British health system beats the queue by castrating himself (pic)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
That story of the shark off the coast of England? Yeah, it was a hoax perpetrated by a nighclub bouncer who took a photo of a shark in South Africa and sent it to a newspaper as a joke
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Not news: Guy writes murder mystery. News: Turns out it's non-fiction. Fark: The author did it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chinese man builds house out of two giant cement drainage pipes (pic)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
French gourmets eat 100,000 snails in one sitting to set new world record for eating slime-in-a-shell, missing three days of work because they're sitting on the toilet with a bucket on their lap
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these flipper models
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Rats chew through gas pipe, blow up house. "I have investigated a lot of explosions but never come across this before," observes investigator N.F. Kidding
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Convenience Store Robbing 101: By all means threaten the clerk to make him move faster. But don't set your gun down on the counter within his reach when doing so
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Study finds that Gen-X bosses are better than Baby Boomers. Now put down my mint-condition Hoth Battle Action Playset and GBTW
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
We'll take the "Mystery Box"... OH JESUS CHRIST
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
English lord -- who disappeared in 1974 after bludgeoning his kids' nanny to death -- may be living with a cat and a possum in a Land Rover in New Zealand
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(Some Yooper)
 
 
 
Lake Superior gives up an Edmund Fitzgerald life preserver... 32 years later and hundreds of miles away. Cue the Gordon Lightfoot
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More and more Christian ministers are spreading the word of L. Ron Hubbard
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Police department bans cowboy boots after they cause an officer to crash into a convenience store
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 118: "Abandon All Hope." Description: Photograph abandoned places. Difficulty: No people
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Wed August 08, 2007
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The new scourge of Aussie farmers -- vegetable rustlers. Move 'em on, head 'em out, Rhubarb
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
The Canadian government is trying to convince people that a mysterious, Jell-O-like blob in the water that resembles a silicone breast implant is a good thing
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Utah mine owner opposed safety measures, refutes global warming. No word on what his opinion on global warming had to do with anything
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Study finds twist in human evolution. Chubby Checker unavailable for comment
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(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
National Weather Service confirms an F2 tornado touched down in Brooklyn. Midwestern trailer parks rejoice in laughter
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(Some Hobbit)
 
 
 
The power of The Googles proves that Frodo spent too much time wandering and not enough time saving Middle Earth
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
The Onion teaming up with MySpace. Is this a really horrible thing?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these two barrels by the bay
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The male scale -- the 10 best archetypes of manhood
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"The American airline industry is abysmal" touts Richard Branson...right before his inaugural Virgin America flight is delayed
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Woman shoots panhandler who asked her for a quarter
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Absolutely nothing to see here. Just keep right on moving
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
These guys make Ric Romero look like Walter Cronkite
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Man sues online florist for revealing his infidelity
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(WMATA)
 
 
 
Washington DC Metro system closes 3 stations on a major rail-line b/c of suspicious package during rush hour on one of the hottest days. EVERYONE MELT
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Rare Tortoiseshell cat found in San Diego (w/pic)
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Swedish grandmother hospitalized after beaver attack. With photo of a very angry beaver
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(kcmc.com)
 
 
 
Reporter reviews Drew's book: "I almost feel like I owe Drew Curtis a consulting fee"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Engineers were so concerned about the I-35W bridge that they ended some of their reports with exclamation marks Unfortunately when they submitted the reports, the filter ate them
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shuttle fueled, ready for evening launch. Fark admins on standby, waiting for expected flood of "assplode" headline submissions
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(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Another building collapses in NYC. Subby blames the new Democratic Congress
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What does NOAA do when you try to make sure their data-gathering sites comply with NOAA's own rules and find most do not? Why, hide the list of locations of course. Silly question
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Farmer attacks police with muck spreader after being pulled over for driving tractor without a license. And then it really gets weird
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Outbreak of foot-and-mouth disease in Britian is looking suspicious. Terrorism? 9/11
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mariner Moose acquitted of attempted cereal killing
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(CBS3.com)
 
 
 
Checklist of American soldier fighting in Iraq: Gun? Check. Water? Check. Family photos? Check. "Scumbag" t-shirts? Check, check, check
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
On second thought: NASA says it hasn't found evidence of pre-flight drinking
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Police ask jogging priest why he is naked. "I sweat a lot." Riiiight
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(IHT)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Russia, Canada is making its own meaningless political gesture to claim sovereignty over the North Pole
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(USGS)
 
NewsFlash
 
7.4 earthquake hits Java, Indonesia. Epicenter is just 70 miles from Jakarta (population ~20 million)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Woman facing legal action for singing Dolly Parton's hit song "9 to 5" well outside the hours of 9 and 5
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Home of the Kyoto Protocol, Japan can't meet its emissions target
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police arrest French teen over Harry Potter translation. Will probably be sent to pound-me-in-the-Azkaban-prison
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Mine executive (not a seismologist): "the mine collapse was caused by an earthquake, absolutely, positively, no doubt in our minds." Scientists: "the mine collapse WAS the earthquake"
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(Some Corpse)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme, exquisite-corpse style: The Fire Escape. (Please read details in first post of thread before submitting)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Court won't allow New Zealand couple name their baby son 4Real, but that's OK as they're going to call him Superman instead
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Redundant Headline: Man Married, Sentenced on Same Day
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Meter maids find the best way to satisfy a demanding quota is to punch random license plates into their ticket computer. Bonus: you get a late fee for not paying the ticket you never received
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Come for the satirical excerpt of O.J. Simpson's "If I Did It," stay for the people in the comments who believe it's actually from the book
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(WREG)
 
 
 
There's a kangaroo loose in Mississippi EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Malden Observer)
 
 
 
Ever wonder where the extra uranium for the Manhattan Project went? It was dumped in the ocean of course. Your lobstah wants a lead apron
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's good to see a principal trying to turn a problem school around, but in this case the use of chicken blood, incense, and candles may have done more harm than good
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Former State Senator dies in freak accident involving a skylight, a ladder, a mango and roofers
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Israeli police arrest a woman who pretended to be an army officer for five years, eventually making it to the war in Lebanon, because it made her "feel good"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Student asks for an extension to complete an essay because of her father's death. Teacher Of The Year candidate calls her reason a "lame request" and then accuses her of preying on "some sort of Western liberal guilt"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
West Nyack, N.Y. residents furious after adult store opens with two women in bikinis splashing water on each other. "This is disgusting," says one. "You don't do this in the middle of the daytime on a Saturday afternoon"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Several cars crash into each other "like dominoes" when police pull over the speeding lead car. Which was a hearse. The other cars were the funeral procession
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Crocodile decides living in Moscow is worse than death, attempts 12-story plunge and survives
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(KEYEtv.com - CBS Austin)
 
 
 
Household Item #18,465 that, according to the media, is more germ-infested than a bathroom: your pillow
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
British police complain that £250,000 worth of gear, ranging from police cars to George Foreman grills, was stolen from them last year and two-thirds of thefts are unsolved. If only there was some agency one could call when victimized by a crime
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Good idea: Building a school. Bad idea: Building a school on top of 1,000 WWII-era bombs
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Police unsure why man involved in a head-on collision with another vehicle was riding on the hood in the first place
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In the continuing effort to declare playground fun fatal, the US Consumer Product Safety Commission is now targeting the satanic trampoline of death and doom
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco unveils plans for tallest terrorist target on the west coast
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(mcall)
 
 
 
I got a beehive in my storm drain and I'm all out of Raid. Hmm... all I've got is this big can of gasoline. What would Darwin do?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Of all the things to hire amateur surgeons to do, removing one's testicles must be damn near the bottom of the list
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bonds hits #756. It happened on a Tuesday, just like 9/11
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Tue August 07, 2007
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Good evening, this is the six o'clock ... BLEARGGGGGHHHHH"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
GM to end Olympic sponsorship. If they can't find another way of spending the $1 billion, may be forced to invest in stylish, quality automobiles
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(Village Voice)
 
 
 
NYC Bill would ban use of word "biatch" and "ho." What am I supposed to call her? "Mom?"
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Not news: Driver forced to walk after his vehicle runs out of gas. Fark: His vehicle was a twin-engine Cessna that clipped a house and crashed into a residential neighborhood
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Large two-bedroom apartment, quiet and clean in good neighborhood. Amenities include, pool, meditation room, sex classes
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(Cellar image of the day)
 
 
 
Two guys go bass fishing in open waters, return home with venison
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Speeding biker earns spot on wall"
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(Lincoln Journal-Star)
 
 
 
"I'll rape him if he doesn't have sex with me," says 19-year old woman charged with statutory... uhh... rape (w/pic)
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Panda attacks zookeeper in China during feeding time. Brent Sienna immediately moved into protective custody
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So long, and thanks for all the fish
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bridge hero turns down photo opportunity with Bush
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(Some Cubbie)
 
 
 
Fark the vote: Help 81-year-old Elinore T. win a chance to sing at Cubs game
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"Women prefer great degrees of masculinity for short-term partners, but for long-term relationships they prefer more feminine men"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
BBC News site and Fark begin to merge as BBC asks for pics of fat cats. The next "In Pictures" rumoured to involve squirrels with oversized body parts. It's not news, it's the BBC
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember how the low troop casualty numbers in July were proof that the "surge" is working? Well, it's August
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Giant Lego man washes up on Dutch beach. After a couple of days of rest plans to continue his journey to Lilliput (pic)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bent screw
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Emergency workers find 15 kids in an unlicensed and unregulated daycare that's really just a one-bedroom apartment. Maybe CBS can turn this into another reality show
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Man suspected of hiding a monkey under a yellow hat on flight to NYC. Curiously, the airline had a problem with that
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Comedian loses sense of humor after his wife and daughter go missing and are replaced by impostors
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(Gramophone)
 
 
 
Not news: Old record collection found. Fark: Hitler's record collection found
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Governator to appeal ruling on violent video-game law, which he signed off on. Also looking for Sarah Connor
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(NYT Editorials)
 
 
 
"If you choose to get your recommended eight glasses a day from bottled water, you could spend up to $1,400 annually. The same amount of tap water would cost about 49 cents"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Domino's Pizza founder begins building his own personal Jesusland. Florida tag gets a 5-5-5 combo, burps approvingly
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(tchirts.com)
 
 
 
Chuck Norris does not send cease and desist letters to websites: He stares them down until they give in to his demands
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(KSL)
 
 
 
Jailed polygamist Tom Green leaving his multiple husbands, returning to his multiple wives
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Taliban militants attack U.S. base in Afghanistan, get their ass handed to them
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Hal Fishman, the legendary news anchor who brought us the "Venom and Sandman hold building hostage" story dead at 75
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
In what should come as no real surprise to anyone, study finds that cops let other cops get away with DUI. Hey occifer I's an occifer toooooo
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
BREAKING NEWS: Fed does nothing. Stick with MSNBC for all your updates on nothing
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
K.D. Lang's videos will be shown in all cabins of a giant cruise ship full of lesbians in January. We're assuming they're her music videos. Plug tag used because there's no Strap-On tag
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(Some Kid)
 
 
 
Seven-year old to gunman: "YOU WILL RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH"
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Bad: Man robs Subway restaurant. Strange: Claims to be armed with the sword Excalibur. Unlikely: The Subway had $440 in the register
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Local paper runs story about woman sexually assaulted by illegal immigrant. As you might imagine, this prompted a thoughtful and intelligent debate in the comments section
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(Some Turtle)
 
 
 
Hey, I found your turtle full of wife ashes at the Salvation Army
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Since Telluride, Colorado voted to impeach Bush, Texas and Florida Republicans have threatened to stay away. So it's a win-win for everyone involved
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Today marks the fifth straight week that Fark can present another Naked Guy Getting Tasered story. Featuring the Spokane Valley police department and Fark's generic folk hero: Crazy Naked Guy
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Ever considered donating blood? Now you can, at the Saw IV "Give Til It Hurts" Blood Drive
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Model who appears in telecom company's ads waits over three months to get phone service installed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN asks the big question: "Could Mr. Right be white?" Journalism 101: Race-baiting for clicks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Impromptu Boston Fark Party tomorrow: Laser Tag at LazerZone in Marlborough at 7pm. RSVP required DIT
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
"Let see, directions to bank? Check. Mask? Check. Gun? Check. Note demanding money? Check. Bag to carry money? Oops..."
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