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Sun July 08, 2007
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Tobacco company being sued for voluntarily printing the phone number of a stop smoking organization on packets
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
Katie Couric in hot water at CBS for slapping an editor -- OH SLAP
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this panoramic shot
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(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
Ten politically incorrect truths about human nature. Truth #1 - men prefer big breasted blondes... and then the list gets even more interesting
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(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Chewbacca assaults Marilyn Monroe in the midst of the Harry Potter premiere
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Leesburg, VA votes on whether to return to the eighteenth century by outlawing drive-throughs
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(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Today's "teacher fired for multiple sex charges" story is brought to you by Yerington, Nevada. With photo of lecherously smiling Ron White
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Chinese women crave Bill Gates's sperm, combining about four common spam emails into one headline
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Onward, Christian soldiers, marching as to war, with the paintballs of Jesus going on before
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(Linux Distro News)
 
 
 
Rev. Al Sharpton to start campaigning for Linux
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Police break into an apartment after neighbors complain of a nasty smell. They don't find a dead body, just a tenant with really bad foot odor asleep next to a pile of foul-smelling laundry
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
23-year old asshat cries "not fair" when his license is revoked for receiving 10 moving violations in five years
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fellow and his firehose
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
The music industry is taking extortion to a whole new level by going after coffee shops who have live music. How is this even legal?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
World's smallest funeral procession begins as co-founder of Matchbox cars passes away at 87
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The world will be just fine using fossil fuels for the next fifty years. At least according to Jeroen van der Veer, the CEO of oil conglomerate Royal Dutch Shell
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(mcall)
 
 
 
Vo-tech administrator suspended after punching student who gave him a titty-twister
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Atheism is the result of people not having babies
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A look inside the business of America's 3,600 strip clubs, where business is booming
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Army reservist that signed up for two weekends a month gets sent to Iraq for so long that he's going to lose his job and his house
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you leave $64,000 laying in the bathroom and the police find it?
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"What's Opera, Doc?", the greatest cartoon ever made, celebrates its 50th birthday. Kill da wabbit
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(Nevada Appeal)
 
 
 
72-year-old Mayor gets cited for DUI and loses license. Does he, A) get someone to drive him to work, B) abuse his power and make the DUI go away, or C) suck it up and bike to work every day on a red Schwinn?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Female drug counselor at youth center attempts to stop one teen from using drugs by, you guessed it, having sex with him (w/eyebleach pic)
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(WMAZ-13)
 
 
 
The annual Redneck Games are underway: "A lot of fighting, carrying on, that we ain't got no sense but there's a lot of folks out here that's got some sense."
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
"If the mother is eating Cheetos and white bread, the fetus will be born with those taste buds. If the mother is eating carrots and oatmeal, the child will be born with those taste buds."
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(AP)
 
 
 
You're not alone. Thousands commemorate 1947 UFO crash in Roswell, NM
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(Some Norwegian Guy)
 
 
 
Fjotoshop this fjord
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Texas couple spends their 07/07/07 taking a flying 4-story leap off a spillway on a Jetski... and live (with insane video). Oh yeah, "The Aristocrats"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sydney building catches fire. One hundred people had to pull out, then leave
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NYC tour helicopter plunges into river, wetting several, all of whom declared it, "The worst tour ever"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
How do you improve test scores? Suspend low-scoring students before test time, fire complaining teachers, change hundreds of test answers
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Purple Heart-winning soldier in jail for allegedly helping illegal immigrants cross the border
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Admiral Sir Alan West encourages Brits to be "a little bit un-British" and to start snitching on everyone and anyone suspicious
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
US National Academy Of Stating The Bleeding Obvious reports that aliens might not be like us
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(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: The Clintons re-enacting other famous scenes from the movies or TV
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Sony apologizes for "virtual desecration" of Manchester Cathedral in PS3 game. Church of England wants compensation anyway. Where is your lawyer now?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man dies after 'tombstoning' jump. Now he gets one
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Gator vs. Truck: Draw
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you only see one insane house imploding illusion today let it be this one
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Two criminal masterminds rob a hotel at gunpoint and try to get away by driving into a police station parking lot. Jailarity ensues
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(Google)
 
 
 
What are your rules for a first date? VE
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(AP)
 
 
 
The cherry pit spitting champ repeats with with only a minimal loss of dignity
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Sat July 07, 2007
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Nearly 4,800 fluorescent yellow golf balls were stolen from a Kansas City golf course after someone raided its driving range in the middle of the night. "Enough to fill the bed of a pickup" say police
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Foot patrols lower crime, increase donut shop and tavern sales. Everybody wins
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
News: Catholic Church removes restrictions on Latin Mass. Fark: they didn't remove the part about prayers calling for the Jews to 'be delivered from their darkness' and converted to Catholicism
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
After spending a year out of the headlines, attention whore and would be JonBenet slayer John Mark Karr arrested after domestic disturbance
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Apparently a survey was necessary to determine that most bartenders are young and have multiple jobs. Obvious tag reports for duty
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(CBS4Boston.com)
 
 
 
Man disguised as a tree robs bank, quickly leaves. Police are stumped
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chinese tourist dies after falling into a volcano. Waponi Woo is saved
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
70 year old woman to vie for beauty pageant title created when she was 42
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New 7 wonders of the world named
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Most people can't tell one beer from another. Piss is piss
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(American Heritage)
 
 
 
The 'Summer of Love' happened 40 years ago. What did it leave for us?
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(WCCO.com)
 
 
 
Woman to Police: My car has been stolen. Police to woman: No you can't have, not yours. With video goodness
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Subtle changes to "The Price Is Right" if Rosie O'Donnell becomes the host
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
President Musharraf says mosque radicals face doom, gloom and will be swept by broom into a small room with a PMITA groom
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(KLBJ 590 AM)
 
 
 
No PMITA prison for AWOL soldier suffering from PTSD. Given discharge and told to GTFO
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
After 33 years of knocking on doors, Jehovah's Witness concedes she hasn't convinced more than five people to take up bible study
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
"Everybody's Gone Surfin, Surfin U.S... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
"My new girlfriend has issues with where I store my prophylactics. That is, tucked into the arms of an Optimus Prime action figure on my bedside table"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Howard Families to celebrate the 100th birthday of Robert Heinlein. Kilts, cats and genius red-haired hotties required
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(Some Beer Snob)
 
 
 
Beer snob predicts the "Canned Beer Apocalypse"... EVERYBODY PAN *buuuurrrrrpp* IC
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Indoor smoking ban prevents robbery at bingo hall by masked swordsmen
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(WBIR NBC 10)
 
 
 
Tennessee Supreme Court rules that off-duty drug use irrelevant for worker's comp claims. Bonus: TV station doesn't know what a pot leaf looks like
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
NAACP to bury successful and attractive African-American during annual convention in Detroit
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy resting against his big rubber ball
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(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
A therapist has been accused of taking advantage of a patient with a split personality - using one of her alter egos for sex, another to be his cleaner and a third to lend him cash for holidays
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Sixth-grader arrested for a Level 4 school infraction, sent to alternative school for four months... for writing "I Love Alex" on gym wall. To be fair, though, Alex is a total douchebag
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(Express and Star)
 
 
 
Man hunting for his old army buddies that helped keep him out of the clink after he was blown "sky high" when he set fire to gunpowder because he was bored beyond belief
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(Some Druggie)
 
 
 
United Nations says world drug problem under control, sky is plaid
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(KARE 11)
 
 
 
Status of Minnesota kiddie pool victim downgraded from colon to semicolon
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(Niagara Gazette)
 
 
 
Fark's "Dumb Criminal of the Day" is the asshat who thought he'd steal the carton of cigarettes while the clerk was busy... busy checking his ID
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Man arrested with notebook of plans to kidnap his ex-girlfriend -- flowchart included. Oh yeah, and six condoms, a camera, a turkey baster, KY oil, plastic gloves, Bic lighters and Clorox disinfectant wipes
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(Some Bad Kittah)
 
 
 
Cutest kitten pictures (sans domo kun) you'll see today
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Conditions in "for profit" prisons are bad enough inmates tend to commit suicide. Thank goodness they at least have free medical care
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
110 children plucked from Irish Sea after being swept into the water during a junior regatta
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
$5,000 of Styrofoam + Double-wide = big farkin' houseboat
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
If you want to build a high-speed railway, it's best not to use fake building materials when you're building it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teenager's asthma cured by bagpipes - marking the first time in the history of the goddamn universe that an instrument that sounds like a cat being tortured with a blowtorch has resulted in a positive outcome
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Your dog wants $31,660 Hello Kitty doghouse
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
If you have a belt-buckle that looks like a gun and wear it into a bank, you are an idiot. Just ask the San Diego Police
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Bad Neighbor #4,367 - a nine story rollercoaster
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
More British residents buying their clothes in supermarkets than clothing stores. Which kind of explains a lot
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When authorities find your 83-year-old mom covered in red ants and feces in her trailer with no electricity, you are probably the next candidate in the Bad Son Hall of Fame
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's massive portable toilet arson fire brought to you by an anonymous idiot in San Diego
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Taiwan cancels speed-eating contest for kindergarten and elementary school students over concerns about health and fears that expatriate American kids would dominate the competition
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Man arrested for telling women they were "extremely beautiful." I'll take "Lines that only work for Brad Pitt" for $500, Alex
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
His friends all seem kinda bored, so Photoshop something a bit more exciting for this guy to be collecting
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Miss New Jersey says someone's on her internets, captioning her pictures, and she's not LOL
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(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Man gets frustrated by the way people park on his street and decides to get creative with a can of spray paint. Hilarity ensues (with video)
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Not News: Home goes up for sale. News: Car crashes into home two hours after going on the market. Fark: Bloody driver exits car asking for a light
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Irish bookie offers 14/1 odds that 'Al Gore' would be next high-profile American arrested. Damn shame for him that he didn't specify which one
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Bank-robbing granny sentenced to 23 months in PMITA (probationary, monitored, in-house, threat-free, age-appropriate) prison
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this albino bandoneónist
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(Rutland Herald)
 
 
 
Man caught by police while dancing naked and pulling a piece of clothing back and forth between his legs rubbing his genitals says that there was nothing sexual about it, and he was just washing himself
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
♪It's raining Yen ♪ Hallelujah, it's raining Yen, Amen♪
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(Some hovburglar)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Woman arrested for not watering lawn
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Fri July 06, 2007
(London Times)
 
 
 
When applying for a job, it's really important to remember to take the picture of your testicles off of your social networking site
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(WMAZ Macon)
 
 
 
Wife wins marital argument the old-fashioned way: she stabs her husband in the yambag with a samurai sword
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(CNN)
 
 
 
TB Dickwad reaffirms his uber-Dickwad status
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(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Muslims with long history with al Qaeda, and who have attended terrorism training camps in Pakistan, allowed to keep their jobs with British police because it would be "politically incorrect" to fire them
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New Mexico state law against cockfighting violates treaty that ended Mexican-America war, at least to hear the lawyers for cockfighters tell it
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Painfully nerdy guy robs a bank with a hand drawn gun, no, a drawn hand gun, wait, whatever. There was no gun. [pics]
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this kid and his contraption
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cambridge professor claims 50/50 chance all life on Earth will end in next century, names top eight PANIC-inducing scenarios
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The "I (Heart) Midget Porn" guy isn't the only perp to wear a cute slogan shirt for their mug shot. The Smoking Gun is there
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(boston.com)
 
 
 
Not News: MA man sues after failing the bar exam. News: he failed because he skipped a question. Fark: the question was about gay marriage and it offended him
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(AFP)
 
 
 
"What do we want?" "Now." "When do we want it?" "More pay"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You'd think becoming a public laughing stock would stop him. You'd think losing the case would stop him. But Roy Pearson really really REALLY loves those pants
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Oil prices rise following the kidnapping of a three-year-old British girl. Wait, what?
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Volunteers needed to drink beer. FREE BEER. Drew last seen headed to Louisiana
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philadelphia to school kids: "Stop feeding the homeless." School kids to Philadelphia: "Suck it."
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(splc)
 
 
 
Violent lesbian gangs are on a nationwide rampage, raping young girls and attacking straight men. O RLY?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Monica Lewinsky is to a cigar as a secretary at Morgan Stanley is to a pencil
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Not news: DUI suspect flees police. News: Suspect sideswipped a car and flipped over. Fark: At 100 miles per hour. TotalFark: Suspect is an 11 year old girl
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The RIAA doesn't want you to learn how to play guitar
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Gigantic phallus terrorizes Oregon town
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
News: US announces it has killed Iraq Al Quaeda leader Kamal Jalil Uthman. Fark: He's been dead since 2006, at which time the US announced they had killed him
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Fireman charged with public indecency, plum-smuggling charge dropped due to lack of evidence; judge requests new keyboard after viewing mugshot
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
WSJ ranks the major airlines, from "sucks donkey balls" all the way up to "bring a parachute"
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(TheIndyChannel)
 
 
 
Man avoids repo man, instead finds reaper man
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Navy probes Marines, probes them long and hard
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Scariest dog picture you'll see all day
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Japan to boost missile defenses to guard against aggression by North Korea, Mothra
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(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
"Alcohol is suspected to be a factor in the incident, police said" with a lovely mug shot
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(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Leader of Christian Exodus postpones move to South Carolina after his potential SC employer sees what he's a part of, and terminates the job offer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
How the hell could you Farkers pass up the mother-of-all-flamewars: it's George W. Bush's 61st birthday
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
The sharks have begun feeding: Quebec passengers suing TB Dickwad
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Baltimore church advocates acceptance, which has nothing to do with its transgendered pastor, who feels that two in the hand is better than one bush
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Tourists flock to Pamplona for the annual Running of the Nude Hippies
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fred Phelps' grandson stomped on an American flag during a funeral protest. Now his daughter is being charged with negligent child abuse, contributing to the delinquency of a minor, flag mutilation and disturbing the peace
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gunmen holding girl demand money. Tomorrow's followup: Gunmen with money demand girl
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(PhysOrg)
 
 
 
Booze, drugs, and smokes ranked top three addictions by researchers at the University of Well Duh
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(Some TFette)
 
 
 
Photoshop this baby undulate ray
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Biafra wants to leave Nigeria, cites growing threat of Nazi Punks, killing of poor
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mother hospitalizes her child after rolling his head up in a car window. Don't worry, the car window is okay. It's still under warranty
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Old and busted: red-light cameras. New hotness: stop sign cameras
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Second deluge causes double trouble for Texas flood victims
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Federal Appeals Court throws out ACLU lawsuit against Bush's domestic wiretapping program, says defendants do not have standing to sue, should have obtained the β Communicator in Area 16 first
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(SuperDeluxe)
 
 
 
Fark TV filmmaker risks his life for science and entertainment due to a misunderstanding as to what the term "trans-fats" means
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(FunReports)
 
 
 
The most common gift in Italy for a graduating high school girls is now breast enlargement
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
China opens 4 story, 1000 stall public restroom. What could possibly go Wong?
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
"But when a little boy brought a 9-legged frog home to Kansas, some adults got worried"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
UFO sightings up sharply in Sweden, proving one thing: aliens dig six-foot tall blondes with big racks
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Police proud to announce that they've recovered the stolen rodeo clown barrel and reunited it with its owner. Interpol breathes sigh of relief, spontaneous dancing breaks out in several countries
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(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Bad luck: getting Paris Hiliton's old phone number
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Problem: fiancee's family won't pay promised marriage dowry. Solution: bride takes off her clothes on a busy street to protest. Oh yeah, there's a pic all right
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to be a condom tester, Durex has 200 openings they're trying to fill
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(Chron)
 
 
 
I scream, you scream, we all scream from a blow to the back of the head with a baseball bat
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(Autoblog)
 
 
 
The world's only $200,000 Hyundai
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Florida town needs spot to store two tons of marijuana. Any volunteers?
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(KXAN Austin News)
 
 
 
Federal plans for border crossing station found in TV station dumpster. Right next to Americans' hopes for competent government
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Hmmmm... I wonder what would happen if we threw this land mine against the wall?
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(KDSK)
 
 
 
Man wants peace and quiet, moves his home office into a treehouse (pic)
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(OC Register)
 
 
 
19-year old co-ed belies her 4.0 GPA when she rides off with a biker she "met on Craigslist". She later made a call after locking herself in a bathroom and, well, that was 11 days ago so this should all end well
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Gentlemen, behold. A pool pump so powerful it can suck the intestines right out of a six-year old
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If a store clerk seizes your counterfeit credit cards, it would be best if you didn't file a complaint with the police department
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(WTEN Albany)
 
 
 
Police in Albany announce kidnapping. Victim is eight feet tall with bright red hair, goofy sack dress, striped socks and size 27 shoes
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Bonbon Bandit besieges Boston, burglarizes Ben and Jerry's
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(Some Wise Guy)
 
 
 
New York, New York casino in Vegas ups the realism as man shoots up casino floor
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cinema manager repeatedly enters a burning theater to carry people out on his back. After the blaze is extinguished, his body is found with a mobile phone in one hand and fire extinguisher in the other
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(Independent)
 
 
 
This is how to write a headline
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this stir crazy lady
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Guests at dinner party find the bodies of his wife and son in the freezer. Awkward
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Four-year-old girl calls 911 begging for McDonald's 300 times. Can you say future fat chick?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Teen caught having sex with a cow. The Sun is there and stole every smartass comment you wanted to post, including the one about police wanting to put him udder arrest
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Here's photographic proof of why the world no longer needs payphones
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good News: Money fell from the sky today. Bad News: In Euros, which are like 20 cents in real money
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(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Stephen Colbert as a religious figure (any religion, any gender)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Gordon Brown doesn't want you to know that the EU treaty will "transfer sovereignty" from the UK. Now we do, douchebag
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ugly ass litter of white bengal tigers born in Mexico (w cute pic)
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Thu July 05, 2007
(metro.co.uk)
 
 
 
34 year old woman caught having sex with 13 year old boy, because boy's friends filmed it with cell phone. (With OH MY GOD MY EYES pic)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Columnist starts to get what sites like Fark are about. Then he goes back to his sex offender defending, McKinney loving, communist flag waving, aristocratic, Florida living, beer hating roots and tries to actually analyze it
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(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
As you read this from your laptop on the plane, you may want to know 2007 is the worst year on record for flight delays
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The weather out there today is hot and shiatty with continued hot and shiatty in the afternoon. Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front coming down from the north
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(9News)
 
 
 
Meh: Man gets busted for DUI after driving the wrong way. Fark: On a tractor. Total Fark: On a parade route
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Finally, the Rev. Al Shaprton marches for something we can all support: getting a hummer from a teen girl. Wait, what?
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(MyFoxPhilly)
 
 
 
What kind of city would cancel their fireworks, then start shooting them off 30 minutes later after 90% of the crowd left. If you guessed Philly, you get to toss a snowball at Santa
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fork in the road
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The Sun's guide to smirting (flirting while smoking). The Sun is *cough* *hack* *wheeze* there
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Study finds that women don't talk more than men. They just whine, complain, and nag incessantly making it seem like they never shut up
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Granny smacks down ride-by purse snatcher with bag of books. You better believe that's a paddlin'
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(Techdirt)
 
 
 
Company sues Google for libel because "it's too much work to figure out who was actually responsible"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
EU consumer chief wants "fire-safe" cigarettes. Yeah, well submitter wants a new Eddie Murphy movie that's funny, too
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Proving that studies can link anything together, apparently feelings of racial persecution leads to higher breast cancer rates in black women
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(AP)
 
 
 
Dear Diary: Sunday--hit by car. Monday--beaten by intruder. Tuesday--shot by cops. Wednesday--went to jail. Thursday--don't ask
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Law enforcement and legislators in Washington debate the eternal question: How much pot is a two month supply?
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(700 Club)
 
 
 
"Jeff was only in the third grade when his parents bought an ouija board. It seemed like a lot of fun until he found out that it was no game"
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(Charleston Gazette)
 
 
 
Story of Frank Buckles, one of three living WWI vets. Show some respect and get off his lawn
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Is Mr. Rogers to blame for a generation that thinks it's so "special"?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ah, the Sunday cookout in North Carolina. The family. The food. The five-year old fighting and pinning a rabid fox until his dad can kill it
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Man tells boss--who regularly quoted the Bible and said gays were destined for damnation--that he is gay. As you can imagine, the boss found there was something wrong with that
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Danish news site bans scores of "hyperactive users who spam the site with comments of little value." Good thing other social news sites don't have this problem
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(WGAL)
 
 
 
Beer prices rise in the largest jump in two years. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nearly 70 percent of Americans now believe the government has a responsibility "to take care of people who can't take care of themselves". Suck it cons
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Girl Scouts looking for an overhaul. Badges for cooking and embroidery apparently are no longer relevant to today's generation
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(BBC)
 
 
 
You know you're a bad cook when you're the only entrant in a cake-baking contest - and you come second
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Zoo staff laughing about surprise ugly-ass hyena birth (w/pic)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sexy modem
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Today's post-4th "fireworks accidentally launched into crowd" article brought to you by CNN. Includes hair-raising video link
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(WZZM 13)
 
 
 
Employee sues city because her co-worker's perfume is too strong, says it violates the Americans with Disabilities Act
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ex-Fort Dix drill instructor says the CIA experimented on her with nanotechnology in retaliation for her sex change operation
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(Some Fat Guy)
 
 
 
Feds try to get kids to eat healthy food. Failarity ensues
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Berkeley man hikes into forest to "find himself" and conduct a multi-day fast. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nursing student finds out she won't receive her diploma because she was never "admitted" at her college despite paying tuition fees and going to classes for the past three years
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Tiger with three legs: "It's just a flesh wound, I've had worse"
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(OC Register)
 
 
 
Chinese club explosion kills 25. If only there were some sort of fire drill in place
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(Lancashire Evening Post)
 
 
 
Ex-mayor helps son with paper round. So far so good. Only problem is that he claimed disability allowance - and was caught on camera playing golf
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
People communicate with ghosts during sleep
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(Times of India)
 
 
 
New study finds daily glass of wine can prevent tooth decay. Research conducted by Italian scientists, natch
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(Contra Costa Times)
 
 
 
Power goes out in Livermore, Ca., later attributed to the dead guy inside the windmill. "It's a little strange," understates sheriff
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(The Age)
 
 
 
Men accused of enslaving Chinese acrobats
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this giant bowl 'o' rain
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola may buy Snapple. May now be called Crapola
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(CBC)
 
 
 
A single cigarette can addict you, according to this study by the Department of Unmitigated Bullshiat
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 113: "Bugs" Difficulty: No code/software. Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed July 04, 2007
(The Sun)
 
 
 
With no greater problems to solve, British police and social workers now seizing trampolines from children as they present a "safety hazard." How are you liking that nanny state, Brits? (pic)
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Fort Lauderdale mayor says $250K robotic toilet may put stop to 'illegal sex'
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Most Florida boaters say they care about the plight of the manatees as they speed through manatee-protection zones
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Latest Florida weapon of choice? Garden gnomes
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(NBC5i Fort Worth)
 
 
 
It's the law of the urban jungle. If you're going to rob a grocery store with your teenage buddies, don't be surprised if somebody shoots you in the ass
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(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Man opens tiny brewery in back of a strip mall, six months later he wins the holy grail of beer making, the gold medal at the 2006 World Beer Cup. "My first reaction was: "Who stole our name?"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Let the Canadian riots begin in 3...2...1
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(CBC)
 
 
 
13-year-old goth girl, accused of helping her adult boyfriend murder her family, opts for the zombie defence
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
In Missouri, it's now OK to shoot first and ask questions later. Drunken Farkers better make sure they're going in the right house
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Use of cocoa butter and socks suspected in prisoner escape. Or as submitter likes to refer to it, "Wednesday night at my place."
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(Some Ohio tag anticipator)
 
 
 
Ohio law states that no person shall be arrested on the Fourth of July
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(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Al Gore's son arrested for marijuana possession. Now THAT'S an inconvenient truth
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(EducatedEarth)
 
Video
 
How many basketball passes do you count?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these "eyes." Difficulty: SFW
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Driver, showing off for his girl by drifting his car, sails off the sixth floor of a parking deck and into a dumpster
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(Daily News Tribune)
 
 
 
If you think you can just write a bad check for some women to come shower at your house and use carrots as sex toys, without paying for their crack, don't be surprised when they steal your laptop as collateral
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
When bringing another man to your bed please remember to take the following precautions: 1) Use condoms. 2) Make sure your boyfriend isn't coming home. 3) Hide your boyfriend's axe
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After 14 failed attempts at joining the United Nations, Taiwan turns to the big guns by enlisting the assistance of noted poltical leader... Ozzy Osbourne?
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
I-Mockery examines the underappreciated art of firecracker labels (some Not safe for work)
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(The Union)
 
 
 
Today's tall, cold glass of crazy: 43-year old woman threatens her husband with a sword and loaded shotgun, then kicks the first arriving police officer square in the yambag. With strangely happy mugshot pic
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(Metrowest Daily News)
 
 
 
Not news: Man forced to break off his month-long relationship when he's caught having sex on camera in a barn. Fark: It was with a sheep
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(630CHED Edmonton)
 
 
 
Police baffled by death of man that they were taking into custody, think it might be related to him jumping from rooftop to rooftop while naked
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(Detroit News)
 
 
 
It's one thing to play a prank on your ex-buddy by hacking into university computers and deleting his Myspace and AOL accounts. But you're not supposed to do that when you're the mayor
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Teen sells virginity for $25,000 to cover tuition, TotalFark
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(Winnipeg Sun)
 
 
 
Man convicted of a home invasion claims he was doing the victim a favor by trying to steal his wedding ring
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(CNN)
 
 
 
When lighting commercial-grade fireworks, don't look down the mortar tube
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chinese villagers eat dinosaur bones believing they were from flying dragons and have healing powers
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bank Robber 1: "What if we wore masks of US presidents?" Bank Robber 2: "Been done. What about Rabbis?" Bank Robber 1: "Also been done. Maybe muslim women?" Bank Robber 2: "Hang on a sec. . ."
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
The fates of the signers of the Declaration of Independence
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man Bites Dog
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
"Nothing says summer like a frosty milkshake or a cold beer. Just don't assume the two are mutually exclusive"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Some cool pics of traditional whalers hunting 75-foot whales with spears and bare hands
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass orphaned wallaby uses man-made pouch to replace mother. It's not a kangaroo, it's Fark.com (with pic of ugly-ass wallaby)
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(Google)
 
 
 
Today's holiday Iron Photoshop ingredient: Rockets (red glare optional)
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Teenager goes fishing with friend, neglects to remove the hook from the fish's mouth before weighing it. On the upside, he has a spiffy new eyebrow piercing
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
News: Police finally apprehend mastermind behind 60 burglaries after a 50-minute, 90mph car chase. Fark: Mastermind is 12-year old girl
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Reason #1,287 why you don't bring a pistol-shaped lighter to a gunfight
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(Daily Record)
 
 
 
"I kicked burning terrorist so hard in the balls that I tore a tendon in my foot"
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(Some Cheap Guy)
 
 
 
Cabbie runs over non-tipping customer; Mr. Pink treated, released from scene
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Legoland employee breaks mutiple bones in accident; doctors spend hours snapping them back into place
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
UK police unveil their new tool in the fight against crime: the tricycle (with pic)
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Workers building an IKEA store in China destroy 10 ancient tombs. Can't figure out instructions on how to reassemble them
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(CTV)
 
 
 
Girl may be able to give birth to own half-sibling, thus assuring her status as a lifetime guest on Jerry Springer
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Blinded by love, Hong Kong man stabbed in eye by girlfriend ... again
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Today's "naked drunk guy getting tasered on railroad tracks and charged with 'annoying children'" story brought to you by Petaluma
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
We've all had 143 dead pigs kicking around the house, but most of us had a better idea than "Hey, why don't I just dump them all in the river?" Even when we were drunk
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Blackstone to take Hiltons private for $26 billion. Unfortunately, Paris is not part of the deal
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flower seller
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Steamy hot novel "Girls of Riyadh" follows the life of bold, brassy women who do things like uncover their faces around unfamiliar men
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
On the eve of our national celebration of declaring independence from a monarchy, Olbermann calls for Bush's resignation
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Plant city woman asks, "Have you seen my ass? No, seriously, have you?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hydroponics + strawberries = apricot-sized deliciousness
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Men kidnapped at gunpoint recovered hours later unharmed. Victim: "I am still in shock a little bit." Victim's brother: "It was unbelievable." Confidence-inspiring police detective: "Most of my kidnappings end in death"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vector Tower Defense--multiple maps and difficulty levels, and best of all you can turn the freaking music off
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Doctors reattach right foot of teen involved in Six Flags accident. Parents consider changing her name to Eileen
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Tue July 03, 2007
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Finally, violent gangs in Napa are once again allowed to wear that classic gang attire: Tigger socks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yuppies who pay big bucks for McMansions near farmlands are shocked to learn that farmers use manure to grow crops. "It impacts our ability to enjoy our back patios, that we put a lot of money into."
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
"I don't just do sexual positions. I also do cuddles and kisses and fun things. But the sex is what people want. I give them what they want. I'm an entrepreneur."
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(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Smokin hot soccer mom missing from her million dollar home in Denver may have been moonlighting as an escort (with pic)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The cost of driving a fire truck filled with naked people in Australia without permission is $1,350. Submitter considers it a bargain at twice the price
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Philly's homeless have a running club. Carton of Newports for first place
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Not News: Woman evacuates after Hurricane Katrina, has to leave dog because it isn't allowed in boat. Still Not News: Dog gets adopted by another family. Fark.com: Lady can't get her dog back
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(AP)
 
 
 
State forensics scientist busted after using government equipment to check her husband's underwear for foreign DNA. When asked what she found, she replied, "Another female"
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(Some Sax player)
 
 
 
Saxophonist Boots Randolph has died at the age of 80. Funeral procession will take place at a comically rapid pace with scantily clad women and an English bobby
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Judge baffles slow-witted cop by ruling that singing is still legal in America
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Abducted BBC reporter Alan Johnston is released in Gaza after more than 100 days in captivity
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lady and her bees
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists solve puzzle of Chile's missing lake. It was on the night table by the bed the whole time
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Shoppers step over, take picture of dying stab victim in effort to keep from missing the next sale
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(AP)
 
 
 
Man busted after modeling girlie things for the employees of Victoria's Secret
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(AP)
 
 
 
Arby's owner may purchase Wendy's chain, merge restaurants to create Warby's
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Fosters to cut strength of its VB beer by 0.1% to save $20 million in excise each year. Scary, Asinine and Sick tags are seen arguing over the next round
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Hotel chain allows eight stressed out people to smash the shiat out of a hotel room
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fisherman stunned with catch of the day--a piranha caught in a North Carolina river
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(Journal News)
 
 
 
Guy slaps girlfriend in store. Other patrons punch him, kick him, fart in his general direction and stab him
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Study shows gamers don't read good, and don't learn other stuff good too
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(Some Dog)
 
 
 
Town's pooper-scooper hall of shame akin to sex offender registry. From the same town that allows dogs in every place
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
American Gypsy: Philly man selling his worldly possessions to travel country in shiny red truck, complete with dog named "Boner"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Everybody who's currently the world's richest man, take one step forward. Whoa, not so fast there, Bill Gates
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Florida Bar wants Jack Thompson to undergo psychological testing and accept a 91-day suspension of his law license. Making this the best thing Florida has done since ... um
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(Sky News)
 
 
 
♫ Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire. And though the holes were rather small. They had to count them all ♫
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Andrew Speaker's condition upgraded from dickwad to douchenozzle
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these apprentice hippies
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Jews for Jesus member sues "Oy"ster Bay
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
"Folks, you don't get damages just because your constitutional rights were violated. This isn't 'The Price Is Right'"
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(Some Net Authority)
 
 
 
Please tell me this site is 100% satire and that no Internet filtering company is this evil
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Philip Morris introduces a clove-flavored Marlboro cigarette in Indonesia. Let's all pray that it stays there, or soon all the "hip" college kids in black berets reading Nietzsche will be smoking them
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
North Pole man arrested on numerous felony drug and weapons charges after officials are called out for a domestic dispute. Sorry kids, no Christmas this year
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(Snake Eyes)
 
 
 
Homeland Security deploys VIPER teams to drum up July 4th security hysteria. Cobraaaa
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good news: We're paying off our credit cards. Bad news: We're not paying our mortgages
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Iran's new English language news network premiered yesterday with a scoop: Glasgow was staged
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Convicted sex offender arrested while driving ice cream truck. He was caught with good lemonade, dixie cups, all flavors and push-ups, too
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(WOOD TV)
 
 
 
Pink Floyd hot air balloon catches fire and crashes. Mother won't let you fly, but she might let you sing
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Caption Condi and Pootie
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Think you're a living goddess? This little girl did... until she made the apparently un-divine mistake of visiting the United States
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(NY Sun)
 
 
 
The French absolutely love McDonalds. Of course, you do know what they call a Big Mac in France, don't you?
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Fox News sued by school superintendent for running a fake story about a ham bone. It's not news, it's Faux News
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Ecologically important Arctic ponds drying up for the first time in 6000 years due to unprecedented summer temperatures. Don't worry guys, it's just cyclical
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(John Scalzi)
 
 
 
SF writer Fred Saberhagen has died, and Wikipedia is home to officious pricks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Drunk and don't want to ride your bike home? Why not hop on a stranger's car roof instead?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Remember the castle that Vlad the Impaler may have crashed at one night in the 1400's? Yeah, it's up for sale again as "Dracula's Castle"
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Man broiling mad after friend stabs him with a catfish
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Having solved all its other problems, Afghanistan to ban smoking in public places. Getting stoned just might get you stoned
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Officials are worried that, in the wake of terrorists, bird flu, TB, shark attacks, fires, hurricanes, deadly Chinese imports, constitutional conflicts, illegal immigrants, and Paris Hilton, we may lose sight of the real threat: mosquitos
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(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Terminal 4 at Heathrow Airport evacuated due to discovery of a suspicious bag
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
My Honor Student Put a Hatchet in the Neck of Your Convenience Store Clerk
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart sued for collecting millions after opening life insurance policies against employees without telling them
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Media fearmongering alert: small dirty bomb would devastate downtown Toronto
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Man gets tasered for writing "Killroy was here" with a permanent marker on the buttocks of his sleeping girlfriend
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(Gazette)
 
 
 
Horrible atrocities being committed against little plastic children in Maryland suburb
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(KTAR)
 
 
 
Transformer fire destroys two businesses. Megatron wanted for questioning
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man refrigerates hand after severing it with chainsaw, last seen heading to second hand store
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Sex makes your brain grow. Hey, want to boost your GPA?
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(Sun Journal.com)
 
 
 
Fireworks can turn your dog into a freakazoid
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(London Times)
 
 
 
"I'm cowering under the bed. But I'm here." What it's like to live and work in Baghdad
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco becomes first major US city to offer socialized medi-, errr, I mean universal healthcare. Damn hippies
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man gets revenge on golddigger: he showers her with gifts, bought with money he stole from her account
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this well-dressed lady out for a drive in her fake Buick
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(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Smokin' hot reporter gets drunk and blows for a bunch of cops to prove an important point (with video)
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Enron is still screwing people over with bad accounting
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"This country was founded on blowing stuff up, and 231 years later it continues to be the thing that we do best"
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Japanese PM goes nuclear when his Defense Secretary drops a bomb on him
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The good news is that vast amounts of untapped oil can soon be drilled from Alaskan marsh without disturbing any wildlife
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Stalagmite worshipped by Hindus as an incarnation of Shiva melts away from body heat from hundreds of thousands of pilgrims visiting it
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(al.com)
 
 
 
Alabama Governor discovers cure for global warming. Pray for rain
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
You got wine in my bourbon. No you got bourbon in my wine barrel
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Burglars steal bank's one-ton safe with a forklift
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(WRAL.com)
 
 
 
It's now a felony in NC to kill a K9 Officer - Your dog says "You will respect my Authoritah"
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Congrats Sgt. Jill Stevens, after serving in Afghanistan for 18 months, she has been crowned Miss Utah
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(Metro.co.uk)
 
 
 
Church of England curate quits to become full-time magician. Where is your ace of spades now?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Albatross native to Brazil and Australia found in England. No word how heavy the cocnuts it was carrying were (pic)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Lesbian kicked out of restaurant for being too masculine
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Did you know you could get up to 15 years in jail if you cut off someone's hair?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
42 year-old men should never answer the door naked. Especially when it's the cops, and you're a sex offender with a 15 year-old in your bed
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(News-Star)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for hitting her live-in boyfriend with a telephone because she believed he had been dreaming about another woman
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"According to the 17-year-old, the woman was on top of him when he saw something he didn't expect under her bikini bottom."
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Mon July 02, 2007
(Times Herald Record)
 
 
 
Man fatally impales himself removing old TV antenna from roof; punchline to this story only comes in if you're standing in a certain place with your left arm held just so
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(The Register)
 
 
 
'Unusually frisky' deer blow lid on marijuana plantation. "Charges may yet be dropped since the deer had eaten most of the evidence."
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy couple at their new home
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(LJWorld.com)
 
 
 
Today's female teacher sleeping with one of her students brought to you today by Lawrence Kansas. Fugly pictures included
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mother of executed killer sues state, saying they should have killed him much, much sooner. Um, quicker
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
NC Supreme Court bans cities from profiting off of red-light cameras. Cities, citing increased safety, keep them anyway. Ha, just kidding -- they're scrapping them in droves
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(Capt. Obvious)
 
 
 
Worst breaking news alert ever
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(Some Misty Guy)
 
 
 
A 22-year-old with a mullet gets paid to mist the insufficiently moistened breasts of women sunbathing at a Vegas pool. "It's not why I took the position or anything."
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oil hits $71 a barrel on trading speculation, supply concerns and complex financial instruments. Wait, what?
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Awesome July holidays you shouldn't miss. Somebody pass me my wet horseradish bikini
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(AP)
 
 
 
Woman finds $20,000 in a bank deposit tube, then calmy walks into the bank and hands it over. Honest money-finders trifecta now in play
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