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Sun March 12, 2006
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Photoshop Bush playing cricket
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
If you live in New England and like cute fuzzy little caterpillars, this is your lucky year
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to collect the "micromets" that are falling from space onto your head all the time
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian man on vacation arrested for deserting the marines in 1968
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Scottish university proposes erecting statue of 90-foot naked woman next to science building to represent "feet on the ground, head in the clouds and boobies on the fourth floor"
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(Some Tiny Organism)
 
 
 
Flow. Steer your organism with the mouse, left button to accelerate. Red makes you dive deeper, blue makes you surface, '+' to evolve body. Go exist
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(News24)
 
 
 
University student claimed to have no idea why professor would have a problem with him showing up for class wearing "a G-string with a fun appendage"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canadian billionaire who runs on-line gambling site has house raided by police who suspected he was holding a poker tournament there
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canucks who get in trouble outside the great white north don't get much help from their government other than maybe a box of maple sugar candy to eat in Turkish prison
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Porn star Mary Carey invited to White House dinner with President Bush as somewhere, Bill Clinton loses his mind
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(11alive.com)
 
 
 
19-year-old University of Georgia freshman wins $1 million in European Poker Tour, will have to get an older student to help him throw UGA's biggest kegger ever
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Harvard professor: Society needs more "manly men"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NCAA tournament selection
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(KLFY)
 
 
 
James Doohan's son outbid on wax statue of Scotty
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this snow blower
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Nine out of ten kids agree that boot camp is a deterent to crime free living
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(The Mirror, UK)
 
 
 
"We've got the DNA of every criminal in Britain"
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
The boy believed to be Buddha is now missing. Police having trouble locating nirvana on a map
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(Evening Star)
 
 
 
Apparently, you can't just walk around naked with a billiards ball in your buttocks
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Parents are raising a generation of spoiled brats who never hear the word "no"
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado beginning to reign in home sizes, proposing a 15,000 square-foot limit on new homes
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(WFIE Evansville)
 
 
 
Bike Week in Daytona wraps up -- deadliest in history. Not a good year to be a biker after all
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(Alaska Daily News)
 
 
 
Nothing quite says "cozy vacation home" like a slightly-used whorehouse
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(CentreDaily)
 
 
 
Man gets out of truck to ask for directions, forgets to take it out of gear. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Prisoners on death row in Japan don't see it coming. Maybe that's why they have the lowest murder rate in the world
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(WFIE Evansville)
 
 
 
Homicide detectives file husband's Cause of Death as "bigger boobies"
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Utah chooses new state slogan, "Life Elevated." C'mon, Farkers, we can come up with a better slogan than that
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
PETA's "Fish Empathy Project" is angry with author who wore clear plastic boobies filled with live goldfish
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Slobodan Milosevic may have committed suicide
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(Some Pansy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these pansies
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(bellaciao.org)
 
 
 
Federal judge delivers secret ruling using secret evidence that the defence was secretly not allowed to see
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chief Wana Dubie is running for the Missouri House of Representatives
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Remember how hard it was for Tom Cruise to get the N.O.C. list in Mission Impossible? Well, it's now on the internet
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(Some Monkey)
 
 
 
15 answers to creationist nonsense
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Is America moving toward a theocracy?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
44-feet-tall, 320year-old snowman blocking contruction of Minnesota highway. Authorities reluctant to saw its head off like they did the last time Frosty had to be moved and the locals are getting restless about the possibility
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 150 best selling children's books of all time
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Brazen radish pushes way through asphalt and roadside planks, would flip off world if radishes had middle fingers
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby animals galore Vote for your favorites
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Pat Tillman's college roommate and fellow NFL player quits football, joins US Marines
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Halliburton suspected of overcharging for Katrina restorations, whodathunkit?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If all films were produced by the people that created the movie "Snakes on a Plane"
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(Canada Newswire)
 
 
 
Canada's National Paper Airplane Champions have been announced
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(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
Your child does not have A.D.D. He's an "Indigo Kid" and the next stage in human evolution
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Sat March 11, 2006
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Court rules urinating in public is always a crime, even if there's no specific statute prohibiting it
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(msn)
 
 
 
New 360-kph bullet train ready for trial operations. 360-kph means 'pretty farking fast' in American
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Dalai Lama says he wants to visit China. Chinese officials say they can probably find a room for him for next 20 years, give or take
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
30 House Representatives sponsor Bush impeachment resolution
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 5 worst Transformers and Gobots ever
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(AP)
 
 
 
Kentucky to display 10 commandments in public schools, preferably to be hung on the wall of separation between Church and State
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(SIT News)
 
 
 
Residents use local thrift store as free-of-charge garbage dump
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(U of Michigan)
 
 
 
University professor wants to tax workaholics the way we tax smokers, because working too hard is unhealthy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I feel something terrible has happened. It's as if a million Southern Californians cried out "SNOW"and were suddenly involved in car accidents
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
U.S. religious charities win $2.15 billion in government grants, so much for that whole separation of church and state thing
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Unemployment down to 3% in Norway
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
One metre crayfish found in Tasmania. For you American folks that's about 3 feet, or a whole mess 'o gumbo
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bolivian Pres give Condi Rice a Guitar with Coca Leaf inlay. State Dept unsure if it can make it through customs when returning to DC
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
Jessica Alba wants Playboy to pull cover featuring her in bikini. Photoshop alternative cover ideas
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(sunherald.com)
 
 
 
Priest and nun team up to nab thief
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're just driving down the road in your BMW and the accelerator gets stuck and you find yourself doing 130mph for 60 miles with police in pursuit until you finally wreck the thing? Yeah, this guy feels your pain
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember 'Release the Balloon'? Here's the sequel
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
New reason to fear driving on the nation's highways: zombie-like drivers stoned out on Ambien and who have no memory of getting behind the wheel
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Statue of Liberty to be wind-powered. Now you can say that New York blows with pride
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Miami Beach gandmother opens World Erotic Art Museum from her private 4,000-piece collection that includes penis chair, plaque of vaginas
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
TONIGHT: St. Cloud Fark Party. 7 PM at Tavern on Germain (LGT Google map)
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
If rattlesnake sells for $5 a pound, and Cowboy Jim gets paid $6000, how many pounds of rattlesnakes did he turn in at annual Texas roundup? Answer: a buttload (with scary pic)
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scotland's dumbest criminal has been jailed for 28 months. That's 4 months for the various crimes and 24 months for Felony Stupidity
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(WQAD Chicago)
 
 
 
Clown captured during bank robbery. Fifteen accomplices in miniature car make bumbling getaway
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(Happy Herd-on)
 
 
 
Woman steals courthouse rug after paying speeding ticket
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Eclipse to cause 'psychological discomfort'
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wall o' graffiti
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(News.inq7)
 
 
 
Thai PM accuses critics of resorting to black magic
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Number of employed people increases, causing unemployment rate to increase and incomes to rise. And people wonder why economists drink
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(Local6)
 
 
 
School bus driver accused of stranding 6-year old several miles from home
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(Newark Advocate)
 
 
 
Parents seek safety for teens during spring break. Will eventually resort to drugging and brainwashing false good-time memories into kids' heads
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(Honolulu Advertiser)
 
 
 
Suddenly the magnificent creature appeared before the children. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing their presence he gave out a big bellow. And that's when the boat hit him
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Rice heads to Chile to improve US standing. Pinto beans excluded from mission
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Police have in custody: suspect, big dog, tiny dog, alligator. Only one midget short of becoming adult cinema classic
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The ten worst "SNL" cast members of all time. Let the Jimmy Fallon bashing commence
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Bad: Gang plans massive cash heist. Worse: It comes off cleanly. Fark.com: Thieves escape with £75m in monopoly money. Amusing trumps Dumbass
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(Roger Ebert)
 
 
 
The revenge of the butterfly ballots: Brokeback Mountain supporters may have mistakenly voted for Crash
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Sandwich shop robber would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids
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(Sky.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
Former Yugoslavian President and alleged war criminal Slobodan Milosevic dead, according to Serb radio reports
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit yourself attempting to order a pizza from a typical employee
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Last squadron of F-14 Tomcats returns from final mission to be retired from duty. Requests permission to buzz tower, but pattern is full
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Lawyer wants DNA test on winning Tim Horton's 'Roll Up the Rim' cup. With pic of lawyer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this BMX biker
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
What do armed robbery, a strip-o-gram, a narcoleptic hooker, and bible study have in common?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The 10 most expensive cars (w pics)
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Twenty of the greatest Muslim inventions
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
PR firm pitches "kidnap of husband and children" plot to Russian presidential candidate to generate publicity and sympathetic support
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Investigators working hard to find out when a file cabinet in a Houston city council breakroom was dented
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Man who berated police sergeant for smoking aboard train uses left eye to keep fist from going through his face
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Extinction of blondes turns out to be a hoax; they will have trouble with their shoelaces for many centuries to come
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Two teens arrested in theft of hundreds of cookies from school kitchen, cancel APB for short loud furry blue guy with huge bug eyes
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Fri March 10, 2006
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Always be careful your young ones don't get tangled up when playing on the swingset, especially if they're young moose (with pic)
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(Montrose Press)
 
 
 
Telling a reporter "I'm not racial. I did a hitch in the Army in Augusta, Georgia. I've been around colored folk all my life" probably won't go far in proving one's racial tolerance
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
State Department confirms body found in Iraq is American Christian activist Tom Fox
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(WSBTV.com)
 
 
 
Ebay stops sale of Columbine killer's car
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Breaking news: Kids bet on sporting events. Ric Romero unavailable for comment
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Photoshop Pimp O'Reilly
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Utahns upset about premiere of "Big Love," a TV series about a polygamist family. They haven't been this upset since the Jazz came to town and encouraged their kids to listen to the Devil's music
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Removing "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" banner ruled unconstitutional. No word if case will reach to high court
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oil prices finally fall below $60 a barrel, which certainly explains all those bargain-basement gas prices and "buy one tank, get the second tank free" deals I've been seeing lately
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
World Baseball Classic turning into diplomatic nightmare as fans bring anti-Castro signs to games
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(Hollywood Tuna)
 
Boobies
 
That chick from last year's GoDaddy.com commercial has kind of chunked up (SFW, NSF Illusions)
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian MP for the Arctic wants an extra "to sea" added to Canada's motto "From sea to sea." Because of the Arctic Ocean or some damn thing
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Fathers pass the torch of knowledge to their sons in the fine art of approaching a prostitute
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(news-leader.com)
 
 
 
Police seek information on fake Chili's manager who is begging for rides and money, and wearing just the minimum pieces of flair
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"You're listening to WSEX, Hooker-FM"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Up to 267,000 gallons of crude oil spilled on Alaska's North Slope. Your caribou wants a Hazmat suit
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(Press Telegram)
 
 
 
If you're an officer working the auto-theft detail, you probably shouldn't steal checks from cars you've impounded and make them out to yourself
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(WESH.com)
 
 
 
Convicted killer responds to expert's testimony of his capacity for violent outbursts by having a violent outburst during sentencing
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Latest survey of nanotech reveals it's a huge-ass disappointment: Instead of armies of microscopic robots doing our evil bidding, all we've got are odor-eating shoe insoles and slightly bouncier golf balls
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
U.S. may reduce its defense of Iceland despite fears that Lazytown could be seized by Norway at any time
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Britney Spears going bald from stress, the fat and the stupid is natural however
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Restaurant customers "get chills" after Jesus image appears on plate of manicotti (with pic goodness)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bush will not run for third term. In other news, duh
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bin Laden niece to star in reality-film spin-off co-staring Ben Stiller: "Meet the Bombers"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Judge orders murderer's mouth duct taped shut while he sentences him to life in PMITAP
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(Steve's Word)
 
 
 
March of the Morons: Ttruth behind the "March of the Penguins"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If your life's dream has been to own Crocodile Dundee's bidet, then we've got some marginally good news for you
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(WSMV)
 
 
 
Senate to send letters to the houses of 40 voters from the contested zombie election to find out where they live... if they live
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bush: Collapse of port deal sends bad message. Mainly to Boeing, who was courting Dubai to purchase a buttload of their new 787s
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Forbes's annual list of billionaires has been released. You're not on it, but Dikshit is
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
Dear film company, thanks for filming your horror movie in our abandoned barn. Signed, Perintown, Ohio. P.S. Could you remember to take the pipe bombs with you next time?
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Mom throws the greatest party ever; will be before judge for the "sex with a 17-year-old boy" portion of it tomorrow
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
"March Madness for Dummies." No mention of the fact that Duke and all No. 5 seeds suck
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(CHUD.com)
 
 
 
Vin Diesel prepares to purchase rights to his most successful franchise that didn't feature a duck or Samuel Jackson
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Lock up your kids... Jacko's back on home soil
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
MySpace gets Christian competitor. In other news, the number of boring profiles on MySpace expected to drop
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(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. Appeals Court says it's okay to search your computer for porn if you subscribe to porn websites
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(WBIR-TV)
 
 
 
Woman googles her date and finds him on a Most Wanted list. Turns out the cops want him more than she does. Mugshot goodness included (begs for caption)
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Your tax dollars at work: $63 million to move a power station across the street
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian unemployment statistics now like Canadian Olympic Hockey... at a 30-year low
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(PinkNews)
 
 
 
Banker wanker caught out at world's largest bank
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Senate votes to add $5 billion tax for oil companies. To the surprise of no one, Bush threatens veto
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Bare Bottom Bandit
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(ComputerWorld)
 
 
 
Credit-card companies and banks don't care about fraudulent debit-card use
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Warning to L.A. cops: Apparently, it is not permissible to fire three shots into an unarmed serviceman suspect who is following your orders precisely. Stick to two shots from now on
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(Cockeyed.com)
 
 
 
Man tears up credit-card application, then tapes little pieces back together and sends it in. New card arrives with $5,000 limit
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(WGAL)
 
 
 
For those interested in purchasing skeletons used in secret rituals by defunct chapter of anonymous international fraternal organization, the bidding starts this weekend
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Todays "400 pounds of pig intestine spills onto highway" story brought to you by Milwaukee, WI
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(CBS2Chicago.com)
 
 
 
Chicago Public Schools requires blind students to pass driver's ed to graduate. Also considering forcing parapalegics to run marathons
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(Exxon Mobil)
 
 
 
What does one do with $20 billion in profits? Invest and employ
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
TJ, a stray tabby cat, visits Tondalayo, a 45-year-old Sumatran orangutan whose partner died two years ago. They play together, cuddle and sleep together each night
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(Mass.gov)
 
 
 
Bill in Massachusetts Senate would require registration of machetes with the local police
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Edinburgh pair visit more than 400 establishments around Scotland in mission to collect as many ashtrays as possible before smoking ban
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Castro gets new Ilyushin of granduer
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(Rocky Mountain News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Interior Secretary Gail Norton resigns. Will go back to her hobby of defending lead-paint manufacturers
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(AskMen)
 
Boobies
 
Actress and boxing champ Nareen Zaim gallery plus interview (possibly NSFW -- sponsored link)
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Group opposed to stem-cell research successfully clones opponent's website
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Beer company parks truck in student housing area on campus, hands out several hundred free six-packs before cops show up. Beer spokesman: "We take these things seriously. We do this stuff a lot"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
After 450 years of feudalism, tiny island of Sark finally changes government to democracy
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
NASA makes final preparations to crash new Mars probe this afternoon
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bank Robbery 101: If you're going to be the getaway driver, you'll need the car keys
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Firm offers $4.8 billion for Knight Ridder, which is a little much even if it is a kickass talking car
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(KOB)
 
 
 
Officer crashes cruiser, stumbles home, passes out drunk, blows twice legal limit
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dog falls through ice, is only saved by swimming through hole in seawall created by earlier icebreaker accident. Your dog wants a series of fortunate events
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(Sun Herald)
 
 
 
If you plan on getting eaten by a bear in Mississippi, make sure you do it before June 30th, as after that day your demise becomes a state secret
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(WPVI)
 
 
 
Today's "pinata filled with porn" story comes to you from Salem, Oregon
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(Channel Eleventeen)
 
 
 
Gas prices soar because of -- *shake shake shake* -- "production switch from winter- to summer-grade gasoline"
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Guess what "United States entity" Dubai Ports World is considering selling its U.S. operations to? Hint: It starts with an "H" and rhymes with "Palliburton"
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Teacher, disciplined over Bush comments, wishes he'd "picked different dictator"
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Florida's "Rock, Paper, Scissors" champ is favorite to be world's best player
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(Boulder Dirt)
 
 
 
Ah, spring in the Rockies -- when everything thaws out, except Grandpa. Ye, once again, it's time for Frozen Dead Guy Days
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(Super Cycling)
 
 
 
Mayor wants naked bicycle race cancelled because the riders won't be wearing helmets
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(Some Machete-Wielding Guy)
 
 
 
Starbucks to sell Rwandan-grown coffee, automatically triggering Fark photoshop coffee-label contest
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(JPost)
 
 
 
EU: No aid for Hamas-led government
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Soccer player, Shrek, aged 20, gets £5m book deal for his life story. Donkey now working on his memoirs. (With Shrek-like picture goodness)
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(International Education)
 
 
 
Today's "female teacher hooks up with a male student" story brought to you by Rockland, Maine. Hotness factor remains undetermined
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(Reason)
 
 
 
Good news: While you could go to jail for smoking outdoors in Calabasas, California, the city doesn't plan on jailing people. Yet
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(ESPN)
 
Video
 
ESPN has technical difficulties, responds with live expletives. Duke sucks
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Investigation into church burnings by college students find that drinking *may* have played a role. Drinking denies the allegations, says he was at the bar the entire time
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(AllHeadlineNews)
 
 
 
Man not amused when Jack Russell terrier tries to play fetch with his peener. Hospilarity ensues
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Are mashups art, or theft? Media companies lobbying to redefine image manipulation as copyright infringement
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Portuguese company launches red toilet paper, claiming red "is the colour of our hearts, of passion, lust, fury, laughter, anger, love, fire." Hemhorroids unavailable for comment
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Topless woman says police are picking on her for being topless, even though her nipples are completely covered. Apparently, pink latex paint that is the same shade as a nipple doesn't do much to hide them (with SFW pic)
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Neverland Range closed due to non-payment of staff. Llamas unavailable for comment
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Latest presidential approval poll shows that 63 percent of Americans hate America
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Disgruntled tenant exacts bizarre revenge on his landlord by filling home's front and back yards with cookies, candy, handcuffs and Scrabble tiles
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(Porterville Recorder)
 
 
 
APB sent out for bull semen thief. It's important to have a job that makes a difference
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(Sympatico/MSN)
 
 
 
Good News: A cure for cancer is found. Bad News: In Pakistan. Worse News: Only if it attacks your face
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Being a baddass Outlaw Biker just isn't what it used to be. Hell's Angels suing Disney for trademark infringement
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Moran turns 100, celebrates with pistol and blow
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What are you doing tomorrow? Chicago Fark Party, Saturday, March 11th, 7pm. You and 50 of your closest fark friends. DIT
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday, Chuck Norris
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(Miss Sakamoto)
 
 
 
Photoshop Thomas Dolby, evidently still blinded by science
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Hail the size of baseballs hit Oklahoma
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(Impact Lab)
 
 
 
More amazing 3D sidewalk art designed to mess with your mind, not with your mouth
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Soda sales down for first time in 20 years. No word on pop, cola or fizzie drinkie sales
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Ancient Easter Island statues may not be so ancient after all. Extinct culture made usual rookie Civ IV mistake of cutting down all forests
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(KBMZ)
 
 
 
Cigarette sales hit a 55-year low. iTunes blamed
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Japan considers repealing law requiring citizens to turn over found property, after government workers buried by mountain of umbellas and cell phones
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(KFDM Beaumont TX)
 
 
 
Need a bad idea for a practical joke? Texas deputy locks his 13-year-old nephew in a cell with a murder suspect
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Thu March 09, 2006
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Unluckiest crook on earth steals car, then picks house at random to stop and ask for directions. Father of car owner's house, as it turns out
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(Finger Lake Times)
 
 
 
Police understandably curious why a rolling food fight led to unemployed man with $22,000 stashed in glove compartment
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(AP)
 
 
 
Nuns to take on Librarians in quietest, most sexually repressed spelling bee ever
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Web as if it were handwritten. Link goes to inspiration
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Even Terry Bradshaw's naked butt can't save Failure to Launch
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(nbc4.tv)
 
 
 
Mom tries to prank her kids with a fake bomb. It turns out her sons, sheriff's deputies, and the bomb squad were not amused
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(AP)
 
 
 
Father who drugged his kid's tennis opponents about to learn new meaning of "Service Box"
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(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Mixing doughnuts and alcohol may become illegal in Fresno
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(Channel Eleventy1one)
 
 
 
"Police are saying a teacher text messaged a hidden code, but when you turn it upside-down, it becomes an inappropriate message." What is it?
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Like Robert Oppenheimer before him, inventor of the office cubicle regrets giving life to its creation, says "I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Blockbuster will restate earnings as far back as 2003; complains about $5 "restock" fee leveled by the SEC
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Desperate U.S. beermakers look to regain lost market share with fruit-flavored atrocities like blueberry
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(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Pulled over: Driving erractically. Questioned: Glazed eyes. Tasered: Fighting and kicking cops. Fark: He's a diabetic. Bonus: Reader comments are brilliant
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Mother of the year arrested for driving drunk at 10AM with her toddler in the car
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tonight on MSNBC's 'Countdown with Keith Olbermann', Keith will examine Fox News' resident rabble-rouser Bill O'Reilly's paranoia-tinged aversion to the mention of the name 'Olbermann' by callers on his talk radio show
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark invites you to join the 2nd Fark Hold 'Em Tourney - March 30th at 9:00pm. Details in thread
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Next time some Euro-weenie is going on about the high U.S. crime rate, remind them of this 16-year-old London kid who has his school's permission to wear body armour to class because someone's mad at him
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Drunken doctor tries to operate on injured man. Nurse and on-duty deputies seek second opinion
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nerd tombstones
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Child of the 1960s is distressed when her young coworkers find feminism incomprehensible and think "consciousness raising" is a North Korean mind control technique
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Idiot who stole rabbit from zoo and fed it to alligator in front of horrified crowd tells court he did so because the reptile "looked hungry." So that makes it okay then
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(Some Police Report)
 
 
 
If you need a good excuse to flash a neighbor, asking to borrow scissors may not be the best one. Second story down
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Woman claims to have contracted AIDS from body parts illegally harvested from corpses. Two New Orleans gypsies filling a tub full of ice wanted for questioning
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Woman orders raw fish in restaurant, eats raw fish, gets sick from raw fish and is now suing the restaurant for serving her raw fish
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(7online)
 
 
 
France surrenders, again
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Dubai Ports World declares that it will sell the U.S. portion of their $6.8-billion ports deal to an American company
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(TheHill)
 
 
 
Royal family of Dubai threatens retaliation if U.S. stops port deal, like going to visit bin Laden in Afganistan, allowing al-Qaeda to use their country as a base and allowing nuclear materials to be shipped to Iran and Libya
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(KETV)
 
 
 
Irish Catholics in a quandry about eating corned beef on St. Pat's Day, which is on a Friday this year
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. to close Abu Ghraib prison, move prisoners to other facilities in Iraq where dumbass guards don't have digital cameras
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Scottish hospital scraps eight-year-old program of giving McDonald's vouchers to children who were brave during their treatments because they might get fat and end up in hospital 20 years later or some damn thing
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(Google)
 
 
 
Edmonton Fark party, March 11th: Come meet your fellow Albertan Farkers, and finish the cold winter off right. (LGTgooglemap, DIT)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Campaign to make the planet Hoth the 2014 host of the Winter Olympics
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Anonymous donor yanks $100,000 reward money for missing girl after fight with Crimeline
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The all important question "Can I keep nude photos of my wife's friend?" has finally been answered
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
NASA to announce today the discovery of evidence of water on Saturn's moon Enceladus
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
School principal bans snowball throwing unless the target explicitly grants the thrower permission
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Couple sues hotel for $20,000,000, claiming they were bitten hundreds of times by bed bugs. Oh, and please ignore the fact that we returned to stay at the exact same hotel nine days later
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mom buys teenage son tickets to Girls Gone Wild tour thinking it was some sort of concert. Hilarity ensues
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Dad's hidden camera catches teen baby sitter forcing his 8-year-olds to perform oral sex
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(Chico ER)
 
 
 
Mom shows support at daughter's theft trial by coming to court carrying a Chanel purse stolen from one of the victims. Hilarity? It ensued
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(Daily India)
 
 
 
What the world needs is more trenchant and insightful geopolitical analysis by ambisexual former lead singers of emo-alternative 80s bands
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wyoming fails to pass law banning open containers in vehicles. Poll finds 90 percent of passengers in Wyoming vehicles are two-fisted drinkers
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(NasaWatch)
 
 
 
NASA to make major announcement of extraterrestrial life today so it's "Not A Secret Anymore"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Former teacher holding 18 students hostage at French school. Confounding demands include "je ne sais quoi"
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Man fleeing gunman jumps on school bus to escape. Hilarity ensues
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Fat man reaches critical mass, begins to reproduce asexually through fission
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Everyone rejoice: Nutritionists recommend less soda, more beer
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Official in charge of running Britain's 6,000 speed cameras uses a detector in his own car to avoid them
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(Advance Titan)
 
 
 
The mystery surrounding a found cassette tape with dozens of one-minute songs devoted to the buttocks has finally been solved. Actual titles include "Booty Flava," "Booty Conniption" and "Girl, Yo Ass is So Fine"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In case you've ever wondered what a $10,000 bill looks like, there's one on its way from Green Bay to NY (with pic)
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
"Crash" DVD sales spike after Oscar win. Twenty-three percent of purchasers pissed to learn they accidentally bought the 1996 David Cronenberg film
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Bad: Getting shot in the arm and abdomen in a robbery. Good: Doctors discovering an unknown tumour during surgery
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Woman caught on camera putting on makeup while driving tries out the "I was having a blonde moment" defence (pic)
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
There are ways to show your undying love for a woman and then there's shoving a dead chinchilla through her mailbox. Sadly, society frowns on Option B
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Dreary New Zealand city challenges cities worldwide to out-bore it. Joeliebermanville cracks knuckles, says "bring it"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Australian ad campaign, meant to attract tourists by swearing at them, banned in the UK
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(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Today's absolute shocker: South Carolina Board of Education rejects creationism curriculum for biology classes, and sticks with evolution
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
People apparently shocked to discover that things they post online can come back to haunt them. Who knew?
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(Nashville Scene)
 
 
 
Strip club owner complains about men objectifying exotic dancers
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
China discovering the hard way that trying to tame the internet is about as easy as getting pee out of a pool
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Homeowners' association: It's a $100 a day fine to post a "support our troops" sign in your yard. Wife of army private in Iraq: Suck it
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Woman, who clearly doesn't read Ebay item descriptions, shocked when $300 empty box delivered
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Thousands of drunk drivers will go free thanks to priceless value of Secret Source Code
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hall of Famer Willie McCovey thinks that steroid allegations against Barry Bonds are racially motivated, also thinks denial is a river in Egypt
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Hero pulls two people out of burning car. Then is hauled off for driving on a suspended license
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(Crikey)
 
 
 
Theme: If the USA was discovered, colonized and founded by Australians
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(WHDH)
 
 
 
College professor likes to surf for porn on his computer while giving lectures. What could possibly go wrong?
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
"This isn't the first time someone in our city has been seriously injured while smoking and on oxygen," says Fire Chief Steve Obvious
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sports Illustrated looks at the incredible shrinking-and-expanding physique of Barry Bonds over the years. (With pics)
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(Some Guy with a Plow)
 
 
 
What happens when you leave your snow-covered car in a parking lot and the snow-plow operator arrives? (With pic)
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(CTV)
 
 
 
Families squabble over winning coffee cup
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Reminder: Tulsa Fark party this Friday, 8:00 p.m. at McNellies. We'll be in the "Gold Room" on second floor. LGT their tap list
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lil John is trying his hand at the porn game. No he's not an actor, his entire involvement consists of popping in during intimate scenes and screaming things in the backround
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart not happy about "Wal-ocaust" t-shirts
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(Farktography)
 
 
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 44: "Different perspective." Link goes to next week's contest. Please read first post
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(The Toque)
 
 
 
Wil Wheaton wins World Series of Strip Poker
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Wed March 08, 2006
(Indiana Daily Student)
 
 
 
Indiana University Student Association election write-in candidates included Mike Tyson, I. "Scooter" Libby and "Douchewad Magee"
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(GIS)
 
 
 
Rejected Friday the 13th movies
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(KXAN.com)
 
 
 
Central Texas police pulling folks over for GOOD driving, apparently thinking that two minor league baseball tickets are worth scaring the bejeezus out of folks with lights and sirens
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Mexico launches world's awesomest anti-sexual harassment ad campaign, featuring blowup sex dolls representing office workers. Qué podría fallar posiblemente?
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(harpers.org)
 
 
 
Submissions from a contest held by the U.S. Army to name a book of propaganda
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Scientists set record for hottest temperature ever in lab, even hotter than the sun and have no idea how they did it. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Real Tech News)
 
 
 
IPodMame
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(KOIN.com)
 
 
 
Golf-ball tracker in luggage shuts down airport. Again
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(AP)
 
 
 
Professors develop RPG to teach journalism students real world skills, complete with lava pits, ogrish editors and breast-plated librarians
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(ESPN)
 
NewsFlash
 
NFL owners approve new CBA, say former Continental Basketball Association sucked out loud
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
File this under "really disturbing ways to commit suicide, No. 58": Inmate tries to bite himself to death. That's gonna leave a mark
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
In an in-depth and well thought-out analysis, industry experts predict that Qwest may either buy another company, be bought by another company, or not merge with other companies at all
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(SouthFlorida.com)
 
 
 
Sisters who haven't seen each other since they were toddlers are reunited after 79 years. Surprised to see each other still wearing diapers
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(AP)
 
 
 
Parents of boy who was injured when he fell from a roller coaster are suing the theme park, despite the fact that inspectors found no malfunction and eyewitnesses said it was the boy's own fault
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(AP)
 
 
 
Arizona governor orders troops to Mexican border; says "they are not there to militarize the border"
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Guantanamo detainees claim to have been looking for goats and wives when captured by Americans. An innocent goat farmer would have said that the two are redundant
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(AP)
 
 
 
Dumb: Walking into a bank and saying "give me the money." Dumber: Taking off the mask. Fark: Proceeding to cash a check, from your own account
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Men's rights group is essentially arguing that Roe vs. Wade, which lets a woman opt out of motherhood, should allow them to opt out of paying child support. Responsibility for your actions surrenders
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(ctv.ca)
 
 
 
Canada's Walk of Fame inductees announced. Pamela Anderson, Alex Trebek, Paul Shaffer, Brendan Fraser, Robert Goulet. It's like a "Who's Who" of suckage
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Canada beats up the United States 8-6. Americans can't win at hockey, basketball, or baseball now. Wait until the CFL gets good. Duke sucks
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Dumb: Robbing 7-Eleven with a sword. Dumber: Crashing into a tree on the way home from robbing a 7-Eleven with a sword and getting caught
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Helpful tips for vacationing with small children in the family truckster. Oddly, intravenous morphine drip and duct tape left off list
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bare-butt burglar caught on surveillance camera with his pants down
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Canada deploys top-secret teams of expats throughout U.S. to debunk myths that Canadians harbour terrorists, drive dogsleds or drink craploads of beer, eh?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Pentagon putting special ops in foreign embassies to gather intelligence about what hostile countries may be up to. If this gets greenlit, the CIA may finally become aware of the plan
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
According to records kept by Irish Catholic Church, if you've ever seen a priest in Dublin with his pants on, you're in the minority
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Malaysian officials baffled that they got no takers for 500 Bigfoot-hunting permits offered last year
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Canada's Seal-Whacking Day may be postponed due to mild weather, 80 percent chance of insane pop stars
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(IHT.com)
 
 
 
You know those 29 bodies you hid for that practical joke you were gonna pull on the dean? Well some cops found them. Stupid dean
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Never use the corporate charge card to pay your $241,000 tab in a strip club
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(Some Billionaire)
 
 
 
Self-made billionaire Richard Quick rates Fark.com as a time-wasting website. Quote from review (actually, the entire review): "Farking Losers. Fark you, you farking farks." Fark to Richard Quick: Suck it!
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(Portland Biz Journal)
 
 
 
Comic book nerd sells collection, opens up successful chain of BBQ joints in Portland. "What was I keeping them for? The rainy day? The rainy day came," says man in search of acceptable adult dream
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(Chron)
 
 
 
More than 100 South American thieves descend on Hong Kong jewelry show, armed with ketchup squirt bottles. Mustard guy works alone
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Deaf Seattle concertgoers are treated to Bon Jovi in sign language. Unfortunately, blind Seattle concertgoers had to actually listen to Bon Jovi
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(WGAL)
 
 
 
Creationist group going door to door to promote creationism, saving us the trouble of tracking them down to laugh at them
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Welsh motorist fined $350 for applying makeup while driving. Which, as we all know, means she's the only one that's ever done it, and it'll never happen again
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Three 17-year-old boys, one the son of a highway patrol trooper, steal 23 pounds of marijuana from an evidence locker. Again
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Prosecuting Scooter Libby could endanger national security
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pakistan threatens to try kite-flyers under anti-terrorism laws. You damn terrorists stay off my lawn
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(kfor.com)
 
 
 
Kirby puckett might be gone, but he may get to live on... as possible organ donor for his sister
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(kfor.com)
 
 
 
OSU coach Eddie Sutton he may return to the team next season, providing there is an open bar at the announcers' table
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cruise the seven seas, be sexually molested. Or perhaps simply disappear
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(Some Photoshoppin' Farkette)
 
 
 
Photoshop an unusual use for Marshmallow Peeps
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(Slate)
 
 
 
In addition to getting a good night's rest, sleeping pill also helps you drive in your pajamas and urinate in your car
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Reporter describes ice skating costumes at Olympics as "Mardi Gras on ice." Which explains Farkers in the stand trying to throw Sasha Cohen beads, and the urine smell in the arena
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(WMUR Channel 9 NH)
 
 
 
Follow up to Portsmouth's criminal most eligible bachelor: He's also gay
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(LancasterOnline.com)
 
 
 
Drunk wanders onto Chicago runway. Hilarity ensues
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Norwegian police shoot and kill stray moose on the metro subway tracks. If you can't yet deduce what happened next, perhaps you're new to Fark.com
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The biggest obstacle to a better body is your brain, says recent scientific study from People That Have Never Heard of Hostess Fruit Pies Before
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Korean pop hits these days include "A Girl Innovator Dashing Like a Steed," "Song of Coast Artillerywomen," and "Girl Silk-Weavers of Nyongbyon." Everybody jump in on the chorus
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(Some Aussie)
 
 
 
Iran's chief nuclear negotiator brags about how Iran managed to take advantage of the Europeans in order to proceed with its clandestine nuclear program
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Church holding free porn weekend
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Google plans world domination through mind control. From space
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
White, SUV-driving upperclass theatre majors responsible for burning down rural Alabama churches
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(femalefirst)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson thinks if he does 300 push-ups a day he'll be macho enough for people to stop calling him weird and start buying his albums
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
OPEC will (flips coin) NOT cut production amid (spins wheel, gets free spin) political instability and (spins wheel) terrorism fears
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
From the "Oh Sure You Did Department: North Korea "accidentally" launches missiles towards China
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Principal resigns after acknowledging that he made good on a bet to kiss students' feet
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chicago. Fark. Party. This Saturday, March 11th. Location: Sheffields. DIT
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Even if you add in the key phrase "just kidding" at the end of your attempted bank robbery, John Q. Law might still like a word with you
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
California Supreme Court to pedophiles: Oral sex is not real sex. Have at it
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(News24)
 
 
 
In the coverage of South Africa's ex-deputy president's rape trial, it is always refreshing to see the media not being afraid to handle profanity
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(Courant)
 
 
 
Prison guard who lost his job for associating with Outlaws motorcycle gang gets it back after arguing that like the Hells Angels, they are a benevolent social club that happens to ride motorcycles
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Today's addition to the category of dubious innovations is Britain's non-emergency emergency number, for which you will be billed every time you call to report broken street lights and drug dealers
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(Cornell University)
 
 
 
Biological-imaging algorithm also found to solve sudoku puzzles -- ALL of them
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Mayor under investigation for not accepting the check of motorist who wrote "for speed trap" with stars around it in the memo line of his check to pay a speeding ticket. Includes pic of Boss Hog look-a-like mayor
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(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Certain Rebel Alliance members seem to have fallen on hard times following the destruction of the second Death Star. (Third story down)
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(manchesteronline.co.uk)
 
 
 
Playstation advertising poster advises "take a running jump" on station platform (with pic)
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(al.com)
 
 
 
Woman wrecks Lexus and jumps off 80-foot bridge because she "was terrified that someone was going to hurt her"
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(India Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists have developed a sensing device to indicate when UFOs are present. Old method of waking up with no memory and a sore ass determined to be unreliable
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(Portsmouth Herald)
 
 
 
Portsmouth, NH magazine shocked to learn their pick for the area's "most eligible bachelor" has a lengthy criminal record
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
British model admits that she enjoys collecting penises
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Iraq civil war "always a possibility," says Rumsfeld, who also predicted the possibility of the Earth's shadow falling on the moon and the potential for grass to grow when exposed to sunlight
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"We're sorry we misgraded your SAT scores and screwed you out of your college of choice. On the bright side, we're going to refund the fee you paid to take the test"
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(Excite)
 
 
 
Patriot Act renewal passes House of Representatives by "wafer-thin margin." Better get a bucket
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(AP)
 
 
 
Licking County man makes over 2600 obscene phone calls in 20 days, all between 2 a.m. and 3 a.m
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Tim Hortons to open in Afghanistan. Canadian soldiers asked to be really careful at the drive-thru
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(Beaumont Enterprise)
 
 
 
Fifteen-year-old who was arrested for breaking and entering to sleep next to people says he just didn't want to sleep alone
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Police officer rigs traffic light to check vehicle tags. "The tag comes back clean, I turn it green"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Iran to USA: Fark with our nukes, no more oil
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Microsoft launches new "Windows Live" search engine. What could possibly go wrong?
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
As postings on Craigslist are always 100 percent accurate, NYPD probing whether passengers in an illegal dollar van agreed they weren't going to talk to police after a hit-and-run based on a posting
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
"Hundreds of thousands of pounds" in free tuition available. If your name is Peyton
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Former Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan signs multi-million-dollar book deal. Hopefully it will come with a thesaurus
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Town council in Olathe, Kansas decides that Spencer's Gifts is a porn shop
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(AZ Star)
 
 
 
Denny's worker desperately looking for a "Sorry I accidentally shot you" Hallmark card for his co-worker
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(Kzoo Gazette)
 
 
 
Don't post that video you took of your teenage friends having sex, even if you are still in high school
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Woman goes bonkers after seeing notes on her Walgreens prescription saying she's "psycho" and "crazy"
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(AP)
 
 
 
The American Medical Association has taken the position that young, nubile, round, warm, cuddly and bouncy women should not go whoring over Spring Break
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(Somewhere in Montana)
 
 
 
Photoshop this strange, angular rock formation
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Saskatchewan newspaper prints cartoon of Jesus preforming oral sex -- 20 people revolt
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Farmer feeds family friend's corpse to pigs, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hulk Hogan's mustache classified as new lifeform
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(Mass. Appeals Court)
 
 
 
Prisoner asks to be released early because he had to spend a leap year in prison
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man has himself cryogenically frozen to -175C for 12 hours in effort to exempt himself from doing census paperwork (with pic of nurse licking him back to warmth)
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