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Sun November 20, 2005
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Helicopters collide following NASCAR race tonight. Details coming in
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Bear contraception injection tricks female bears into thinking they are pregnant. So in addition to females with raging hormones New Jersey has a bunch of males who are angry because they aren't getting any
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Pop star Pink shouts out repeatedly for her dog "F*cker" at crowded family restaurant; Navin Johnson's dog Sh*thead starts barking nearby, for no apparent reason
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(River Falls Journal)
 
 
 
400-pound concrete buck shown what it means to be a real man
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Burglars prove no match for 83-year-old homeowner, despite the fact he's tethered to bottled oxygen
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
New Hampshire named the cheapest state when it comes to generousity
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Wil and his cool new shirt (link has NSFW ads)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Get the blue ball to the portal
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Iran will kick out weapons inspectors if the UN passes sanctions. It's kind of like Iraq, but with a less imaginary nuclear program
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(Local6)
 
 
 
10-year-olds make up a large portion of Florida's problem gamblers: "Winning is fun. I like getting stuff from winning"
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(CBS 4 Boston)
 
 
 
Home Depot bans man for borrowing used pencil and accidentally pocketing it
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass gorilla born at Busch Gardens (w/pic)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
British candy bars target market niche of boys who love football and are afraid of athletic girls. Willie Wonka outdone again.
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(Some Gringo)
 
 
 
Pancho Villa Lives. Mexican bandit army seizes dump truck load of pot from local U.S. authorities
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(UPI)
 
 
 
British government bans torches at Christmas torchlight parade. Town buys 500 glow sticks instead, warns marchers they have to provide their own ecstasy and jello shots
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(Happy News)
 
 
 
Pro gamer known as "Fatal1ty" makes s1x f1gures a year
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Having solved all oher problems, two Senators sponsor bill naming two federal buildings after themselves
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(KOLN)
 
 
 
Seventh-grader suspended after he brought a wooden knife that he carved as a Boy Scout project to school
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(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Cafe in Chicago posts signs encouraging children to behave and not shriek. Outraged parents who think the world evolves around them and their children go ballistic
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fried Oreo
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(Newind Press)
 
 
 
6-year-old boy makes a name for himself by cartwheeling all over town
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Japanese asteroid touchdown fails; should have gone for the field goal instead
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(10TV)
 
 
 
87-year-old pilot. Homemade plane. A four-lane highway in North Carolina that "wasn't busy." You know where this is going. Fark.com
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(Irish Sun)
 
 
 
Time for a Thanksgiving tradition, the annual fried turkey versus roasted turkey debate
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Bush thwarted by the door-handle enemy of freedom (with pic)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Good: Britney sex tape. Bad: Cletus is the co-star Worse: She is pregnant at the time. Kittens of the world uneasy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Long Friday "work meetings" could be cover for trysts; Wednesday "meetings" for job interviews. Tomorrow: The truth about potty breaks
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Raising the minimum wage in Florida did not lead to widespread job loss, as predicted by the business lobby and politicians. Obvious tag trumps Florida tag
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Chicago mayor foresees six-day school weeks
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(Some Farkers Boy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Bruiser
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian man wins the first ever race up Taipei 101, the world's tallest skyscraper
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(WND)
 
 
 
Official bans the hiring of white males
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Study suggests that oral sex can lead to cancer of the mouth, according to a scientist who better damn well be wrong
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(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
In 1909 the Boston Post gave a cane to the oldest man in each of 413 towns in New England as an advertising promotion. Now the canes are so rare you can't even buy one on eBay
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Fed up with al-Zarqawi's indiscriminate killing of muslims, his clan renounce him and threaten him with death
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
British authorities say that excessive drinking can be controlled by making it easier to drink.
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Cow-nappers strike again, snatch eight more whimsical plywood cows, including "the mother of all cows." Although thieves mooootive is unclear, police plan to be udderly ruthless in catching them
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(Mail & Guardian)
 
 
 
It must be Autumn. The leaves are turning, a chill is in the air, and the Norwegians are feasting on sheep's heads again
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(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Best holiday light display ever. Griswold surrenders
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Match.com sued for using "date bait" shills to keep subscribers paying
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(WebIndia 123)
 
 
 
As a general rule, police are supposed to quell panic, not cause it. For instance, by going Barney Fife with your AK-47 in a crowded railway station
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
French men's doubles tennis team promises naked celebration if they win Masters Cup title. Women suddenly gain newfound appreciation for watching tennis.
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fannie Mae offers rent free, temporary housing to hurricane victims. FEMA says that potential buyers would be looking at those homes and that would violate their right to privacy. Sends them back to the Motel 6, and freedom
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(KLTV)
 
 
 
If you stole or saw the people who stole the lethal radioactive material being transported to Kilgore, Texas, the FBI would like to talk to you
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(Forbes.com)
 
 
 
10 most fattening holiday foods. Surprisingly, traditional Southern dish deep fried snickers not included
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(The Times)
 
 
 
Margaret Thatcher demanded "disable codes" for Exocet missiles from France during Falklands war. Guess what the French did?
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
In honor of World Toilet Day, Singapore is placing lifesize cutouts of men and women all over the city that have their pants down and are squatting behind everyday objects
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(Some Earth Site)
 
 
 
Fossilized dino dung shows grass was around sooner than scientists thought. Now we know how the T-Rex got the munchies
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(Chron)
 
 
 
"...feels like I'm walkin' on broken ass..."
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
In retrospect, perhaps mooning the flag of the country you're visiting -- while in front of the police station -- is bound to be a setback to international relations
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Create your version of the latest in Hillbilly Hardware. Link goes to inspiration
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Top 10 Space movies of all time
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(WOOD TV)
 
 
 
For those of you keeping score at home, it's currently: Deer 2, Hunters 0
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Mr. Dung announces the arrest of Gary Glitter, who was on his way to Bangkok
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(AP)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg appealing to Ahnold to grant clemency for inspiring convicted murderer and Crip co-founder
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Scots developing a taste for sea urchin gonads. Well, it's a step up from haggis, anyway. . .
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Lost snowboarder builds pine bough fort, surviving for three days
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN writes a nice fluffy press release for Cindy Sheehan's new book. Objective surrenders
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Couple plans to seal their marriage vows by kissing dolphins
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Sat November 19, 2005
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ancient oak trees uprooted by Katrina to be used to repair world's oldest wood whaling vessel
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(AirTran)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman demonstrating the comfort of an Airtran Boeing 717 cabin
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Man rows boat across the Pacific Ocean in 129 days
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Police dismayed to discover that the truck they pulled over for speeding was being driven by a 7-year old
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
75-year-old woman reminisces over her 50 year career as a jewel thief
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(Infoworld)
 
 
 
Spyware may soon be illegal
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
16-year-old boy, accused of killing U.S DEA agent, along with 16 other people, makes good on threat to escape from juvenile detention facility for 5th time
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New pill prompts weight loss by making you forget how to use your kitchen appliances. Too bad that's not how it was intended to work
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(Some Rugby Fan)
 
 
 
New Zealand All Blacks eke out shorthanded win over England - one game away from total world domination
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(9News)
 
 
 
Christina Aguilera getting married this weekend. The happy couple is registered at the Centers for Disease Control
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(Patriot Ledger)
 
 
 
Officer stops for a doughnut, then leaves his gun on the top of his car. Unfortunately for the Quincy Police Department, this is the second such incident this month
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The CIA seeks to use Dr Phil as new means of torture
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Earth may be in a space-time vortex. By golly, those folks at NASA are sure gonna find out for us
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Special prosecutor Fitzgerald to open new grand jury. Paper shredders at the White House begin round-the-clock operations.
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(Arizona Republic)
 
 
 
The next menace in the war on drugs: Raw Organic Milk. "It's like heroin right now"
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(PCOmelet)
 
 
 
Forlorn janitor sadly realizes no one notices, let alone pays attention to him
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(Stars & Stripes)
 
 
 
Soldiers around world denied glimpse of Halle Berry's boobies during Swordfish as Armed Forces Network digitally superimposes bikini over them, then denies censorship
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(WJZ)
 
 
 
Supermarkets in Massachusetts will violate "blue laws" if they open on Thanksgiving Day
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(AP)
 
 
 
Florida court says an ad for lawyers that features pit bulls is an affront to the legal profession and orders its stop
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
California uses Paris Hilton's pet kinkajou as a pretense to force her to move out of state
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Malaysian man haunted for 16 years by female ghost who demands sex nightly
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Hitler's party badge stolen from Russian exhibit. Authorities stymied
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CIA interrogator reveals techniques such as "long time standing" and the "belly slap". You dont want to see their version of Indian burn or purple nurple
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So we know beer can help cure cancer -- photoshop other things beer can cure
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
"Circumcision moratorium" declared after hospital gets a bit trigger-happy with scissors
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Policy change forbidding doctors from dating patients called unfair: "The doctor may not have anyone else to date."
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"I think I'll stick to making furniture and stained glass lamps." says teetotalling senior busted for growing pot
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Man pretends ex-employees are still on payroll, pockets paychecks. Ex-employees not amused by not pretend federal tax forms
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
22-year-old man denied driver's license reinstatement after 27th speeding ticket, 4th crash in order to "protect the citizens of Illinois" and "make the roads safer."
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Englishman invokes 300 year-old law to beat $100 parking ticket.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman saved from cremation because an undertaker noticed her tears
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Alcohol only prescribed at two New Brunswick hospitals now
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Some Ontario truckers want their rigs electronically limited to 65 mph even though experience shows forcing trucks to obey the speed limit is dangerous
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Research shows that many people quit their jobs because of co-workers rude behavior
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Mob of villagers bang on neighbor's door at 2 AM carrying burning torches. Hilarity ensues
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(US News)
 
 
 
If you snore, you're going to die
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Indian forestry department seeks dead animals to feed to endangered vultures. Make that 102 uses for a dead cat
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
"How to refuse alien abduction"
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(APOD)
 
 
 
The coolest photo you'll see all day: Mountains of Creation
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Novel solution to problems in the Mideast that won't work: Replace Iran's soccer team with Israel's at the World Cup
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(About.com)
 
 
 
Top 10 cars for women. In other news, women are supposed to be driving cars
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Gettysburg's Civil War Cyclorama to be restored. Evel Knievel confused
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(Times Leader)
 
 
 
County hiring manager says she wants to hire the best person for the job, even though she's being pressured to hire the Naked Biker Chick
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Strippers banding together for a "strip-a-thon" to benefit one of their own. Men everywhere prepared to give until it hurts
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Do you have Prince Albert on a throne?
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Red Herring)
 
 
 
China joins anti-video game revolution after kid recreating scene from World of Warcraft loses 100% of his life points
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Comic book about Pope John Paul 2 is bestseller. "Is he strong? / Listen, bud / He's got a vial of Jesus' blood / Wears a robe / of golden thread / angels sing overhead / Hey there, there goes the Papalman
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
American Film Institute to determine most inspiring films of the century. Which movie most inspires you?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Singapore hosts sex exhibition, but still censors out nudity, whips, chains, handcuffs, penis rings, or inflatable sex dolls. What's left? Oh, yeah... "missionary position, in the dark"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Dutch set new world record for toppling dominoes. Sparrows everywhere still outraged
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(gulf-news)
 
 
 
Saudi resident upset that motorists drive their pet tigers around in the front seat, instead of putting them in the tank (with pic goodness)
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(Yeah)
 
 
 
Theme: "I know it looks bad, but I can explain..."
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(Some guy with wood)
 
 
 
Venetian carves wooden Ferrari by hand. And it works. And it's amphibious
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Rapper DMX sentenced to 70 days in jail, worries "y'all gon' make me toss yo salad, up in here, up in here"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
City council members defend their high salaries, impending $10,000 pay raises
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri November 18, 2005
(wkqq.com)
 
 
 
Forget bowl eligibility. If University of Kentucky football wins out, they'll be eligible for a topless lady DJ
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(MEN online)
 
 
 
Septugenarian speeders to face clampdown on mowing down small children and using walking sticks as though they were jousting
source: manchesteronline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
There is a right way and a wrong way not to feed wildlife. Do it the wrong way and you may open your door one morning to find 60 hungry, carnivorous raccoons waiting for you
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(Mama said, Mama said)
 
 
 
"Mama said there'd be days like this." Photoshop other things Mama said
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(Electronic Products)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems scientists consider redefining the kilogram, the last of the seven basic SI units still defined by a physical standard. Pot dealers everywhere hold their breath
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(Meltingclocktimes.com)
 
 
 
New sport craze: Live turkey parachuting. Sky divers are jumping from planes without parachutes but attached to turkeys
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Man donates some of his paving brick collection to the city of Des Moines. He figures he still has some 15,000 bricks left
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Company's new 'border sneakers' a big hit in Mexico. They come with a removable map, compass, and flashlight
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(Muskogee Phoenis)
 
 
 
We've secretly replaced this man's expected "Wife Swap" TV show wife with one that has a penis, let's see if he notices
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Step 1: Steal eight $200 possibly-pregnant goats, and the doors from a purple Honda Civic. Step 2:... Step 3: Profit
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(Some Spaceout)
 
 
 
Farker just watched the ISS (Space station for the NASA impaired) fly over his house. Link goes to level adjusted snap of event
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(Some 007 Guy)
 
 
 
Russian scientist claims to have invented technology to steer turtles on remote control that can be successfully used in secret missions
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(AP)
 
 
 
Amusement industry calls in class of fifth graders to tell them what's hot and what's not. Turns out barf-themed rides will be big next year, witchcraft not so much
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(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Free Thanksgiving turkeys on the New Jersey Turnpike. If you don't mind them being alive and a little banged up
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(CBS 5)
 
 
 
When driving an ice-cream truck, don't drink. And while you're at it, refrain from throwing empty beer cans on people's lawns while in your truck
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
North Dakota doctor who gets paid in jars of jelly says it's better than the live chickens and pigs in the old days, but he'd still prefer cash
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Surge in U.S. sea lion population angers fishermen, who are tired of having to give up part of their day's catch every time the damn things balance a ball on their nose
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Study of pot-munchies leads to appetite suppressant, nasty cheeto-stained laboratory
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Why Google will leave Microsoft in the dust
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(WBBQ)
 
 
 
Members of U2 put their fingers on what is most desperately needed by 2005 hurricane victims: Cowbells
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(AP)
 
 
 
Man who can seemingly raise his own body temperature at will going swimming in Antarctica to prove it
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(AP)
 
 
 
Congress voting tonight on immediate pullout of troops from Iraq
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jury in Robert Blake civil case find him liable for killing his wife, award $30 million in damages. An unfazed Blake tells reporters that now trial is over, he can get on with finding the real killers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pro fisherman faces felony charges for bringing bass to the fishing contest with him
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson thinks that home schoolers should install metal detectors in their homes to prevent violence. Everyone else thinks that Pat needs to install a reality detector in his house instead
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(DetNews)
 
 
 
"This whole Michigan-Ohio battle started way back in 1835 when the states actually fought over Toledo. Ohio won but took Toledo anyhow"
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(Womyn First)
 
 
 
Theme: Overly politically correct advertising
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Worker awarded A$20,000 after the walkway -- which he was demolishing with a chainsaw -- collapsed while he was standing on it
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Coolest motorcycle you'll see today, the Yamaha Gen-Ryu
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(6abc)
 
 
 
Wyoming student hospitalized after her cell phone explodes, shooting flames out over a foot into the air
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(Real Tech News)
 
 
 
Lexus IS has secret cheat code in the car's computer system that enables massive peel-outs
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(KATU Portland)
 
 
 
Man pulled over for driving without headlights; jumps 80 feet off bridge into blackberry bushes. Brushes off dust and continues to evade police, pursue Sarah Connor
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Money can indeed buy happiness, says new study, oil executives
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(wnbc.com)
 
 
 
Elementary school doesn't do homework, invites pedophile to speak to students for Veterans Day
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
New teenage trend alert: "The Choking Game." Of course, by "trend," the reporter means one dead girl in California and some anonymous Internet postings
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(WSMV)
 
 
 
Belmont cutting financial ties with church so that people will take them seriously
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pentagon to investigate Feith's role in bad intelligence on Iraq. In other news, Catholic Church to probe Michael Jackson's role in child molestation
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman sues Dunkin' Donuts for $15 million after spilling coffee on herself
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Angus Young tops Maxim's list of "25 coolest short dudes of all timel." Sadly, submitter's penis is not on the list
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nineteen-year-old sensation Paula Creamer and Annika Sorenstam engage in heated argument in LPGA tourney. Accusations flew, slap turned to tickle, then they totally started making out
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Man arrested for assaulting girlfriend with a cactus
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Proposed law in Wisconsin will let you hide one misdemeanor under your bed next to your Playboys
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(WTVF)
 
 
 
Well we're living here in Allentown, and they're closing all the factories down, out at Walmart they're killing time, the INS says please form a line. Arresting illegals by the four score, somewhere near the north Jersey shore
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NBC news honcho says they pay too much attention to blogs, since people should only get their news from licensed, professional TV anchors chosen for their looks
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Trinidad and Tobago smallest country to qualify for World Cup and on the smallest budget. Submitter is a Farker from there
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Minor medical setback, also known as FLATLINING, doesn't stop Stephen Hawking from rolling on with lecture
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(CNN)
 
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Canadian conservation officers use robot moose to catch poachers, find Sarah Conner. Link goes directly to video
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Expert says New Orleans will soon be under the sea. Adds that "down where it's wetter, life is much better. Take it from me"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
That Al-Zarqawi guy says we didn't mean to kill the wedding party last week, threatens King of Jordan in same breath
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Webcam lets artist's sons call for help from halfway around the world after she collapses in her home
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: A backstage conversation among the members of your favorite band
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bad: Getting fouled and the ref didn't see it. Worse: Attacking ref for not calling the play. Worst: Getting your ass kicked and knocked out by said ref
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(Gazette Extra)
 
 
 
Man neglects to check attic for a while, finds 100-year-old skeleton
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(Student Life)
 
 
 
A short compendium of the dumbest injuries in pro sports, including the pitcher who missed part of a season after getting a sunburn... at a tanning salon
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Dumbass speeds past the same traffic camera four times in less than two minutes because he couldn't figure out why it was flashing at him
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Secret town in North Florida is not listed on maps or records
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Official who was trying to renew her dead mother's handicapped parking passes says she was conducting a sting operation when she was caught
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If you're going to open a house of ill repute and disguise it as a tanning salon, don't forget to purchase some tanning beds
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(Forbes.com)
 
 
 
Ford ordered to pay $61 million to family of Explorer passenger who was killed when the driver fell asleep and rolled it
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(ShortNews)
 
 
 
Police arrest man having improper sexual relations with a store mannequin. "It is unclear whether or not the mannequin gave her consent"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
New Fark T-Shirts. Includes the often-requested "Boobies" tag shirt. Give your friends the UFIA (shirt) for Christmas
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(dailycomet.com)
 
 
 
Woman at restaurant calls 911 to report that her onion rings were served cold. No word if she used her one phone call to report that her jail cell was cold, too
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(AP)
 
 
 
Lawyers calling for smoking warnings on obvious cause of teen smoking: DVD movies. To be placed next to "Laying in the road could kill you" and "Stapling your ass shut could be hazardous to your health" warnings
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(Monitor Online)
 
 
 
Thanks to Great Britain, people in Uganda can look forward to having normal-sized testicles again
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(AP)
 
 
 
Japanese stork gets bionic beak. Will start delivering baby elephants
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(Gloucs Echo)
 
 
 
Girl auctions off boyfriend for charity. "Amazing features" include being much like any other man, but in "considerably used condition"
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(News24)
 
 
 
Radio broadcast healer shot after failing to cure a man of smelly feet
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(Dose)
 
 
 
After crashing her Bentley, causing over $100,000 in damages at a London party, and showing poor taste in clothes, Stavros Niarchos III has dumped Paris Hilton because he "can't keep up with her hard-living ways"
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(New Paltz Oracle)
 
 
 
A brief history of the female orgasm, which apparently is only 60 years old
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Roy Keane, captain of Manchester United and the man who came up with the phrase, "and you can stick it up your bollocks", released by mutual consent. Malcolm Glazer confused, thinks bollocks are some kind of tropical fruit
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New labeling on foods still not clear enough for allergy sufferers. Next up: Ten-page 3-D holographic pull-out labels with narration by Christopher Lee
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Study assesses the impact of "superspreaders" of disease. Results coincide perfectly with the whereabouts of Pam Anderson and Courtney Love over the last five years
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Beethoven's shattered skull found in California (with creepy photo)
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Governors of Great Lake states band together to prevent China, Wisconsin from getting hands on their water
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(Bonita News)
 
 
 
MP3 of the obscene Florida Hurricanes rap song
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Former Big Brother contestant wins asylum appeal on grounds that acting like a freaky ho on TV could rouse hate mobs back in the old country
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(WHAS)
 
 
 
Kentucky student who urinated in school ice machine suspended. Kentucky health officials, drawing on their long experience investigating cases of urine ingestion, shrug, say it was "gross and morally wrong but not a health risk"
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(Wiltshire Times)
 
 
 
Students skip with sausages -- obviously this is the dark side of pork products
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Study says men eat to reward themselves, women eat because they're guilty. Still no cure for fat-assness
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(Mancow)
 
 
 
Drew will be on Mancow this morning at 8:10 a.m. CST. Update: Got 86ed for saying "nutsack" on the second article. Nutsack?
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(Other)
 
 
 
Theme: When the safety nazis take over sports
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(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Can you tell which is a superhero and which is a household cleaner? It's harder than you think
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Workers who hate their jobs more likely to get sick, more likely to show up to work sick because they hate their co-workers and bosses just as much
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Purists look back on the Golden Age of beer pong, when it had fewer rules, more beer
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(London Times)
 
 
 
British Army's sophisticated Apache helicopters scared off by farmers weilding flashlights. Lord Flashheart disgusted
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Glamour, once an unknown phenomenon in the USSR, conquers present-day Russia
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Coming soon to an airport security checkpoint near you: Walk-through lie detectors
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Man walks up to group of friends who are reading newspaper and crying, discovers they're reading about his death
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(Some insurance Guy)
 
 
 
Drivers torching their own SUVs to escape high gas prices
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(Some Artist)
 
 
 
Joining the pantheon of great artists is a college student who watches others' reactions to the ball sac hanging out of his zipper
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(Some Lotus)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cool scene for a hot car
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The 10 most dangerous toys going into this year's holiday season (with pics)
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(The Ledger)
 
 
 
Kurt Busch regrets telling a traffic cop he's a Jeff Gordon fan
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Eighteen stolen garden gnomes discovered lined up at pedestrian crossing, as if waiting to cross street. Travelocity involuntarily drools on itself
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Bumped airline passenger gets his money refunded, $3000 in compensation and 470 tiny packets of pretzels
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Classic literary translated into idiot
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"Dumb" tattoo makes bank robber an easy mark
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Most airline cargo isn't checked for explosives. Sex toys still receive special attention
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kid gets hit in the eye with pencil, teacher tells him to throw it back. Hilarity ensues
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canada declares Lego to be a monoply. Mega Bloks runs in, kicks their wall over and throws two Lego people out the window
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Man driving car with "Respect Life" license plate shoots motorist in road rage incident
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rise in global sea level may destroy world's largest collection of hypodermic needles
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Woman motorcyclist hits curb at high speed, flips, dives three stories into Lake Washington, continues applying makeup
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(Some Snakehead)
 
 
 
Chinese walking death fish turns out to be tasty when cooked
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(The Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
With his 15 minutes of fame finally over, Dennis Rodman signs a deal to play for the Cedar Valley Jaguars
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you are going to steal a car, remove the electronic toll-booth paying device
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police search Vietnam, Hey. For Gary Glitter, Hey. With amusing photo goodness, Hey
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(AP)
 
 
 
There are more bots, spiders and email harvesters surfing the Internet than people
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(Some Anonymous Source)
 
 
 
Someone leaks Washington Post internal complaints about the bastard who leaked their comments about Woodward's recent leak about the White House Leak scandal
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Coach at Texas parochial high school fraudulently fields team of six college age players and still brings in a loss. Duke sucks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's "hidden camera in the women's restroom" story comes from Waco, TX -- and stars the school superintendent
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Stolen national championship FSU trophies from '93 and '99 found. Duke sucks
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Psychic tells Britney Spears that she will be pregnant again in six months. Also saw continued lack of talent, taste in backup dancers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NCAA worries alcohol commercials aired during sporting events might encourage America's currently wholesome and sober students to drink
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Ancient Peruvian ritual involved drinking all the town's beer and then burning it down. Descendents finally settled in Detroit
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Boss shocked that the female co-worker he took to a strip club didn't enjoy it, nor the application he handed her suggesting she become a stripper
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Coming soon: New nasal spray for women that increases their desire to have sex in minutes
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(NBC5)
 
 
 
Iowa prison escapee caught near Illinois prison
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picnic table and friends
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(Real Tech News)
 
 
 
Evil new wireless pour spout lets a bartender pour freely but charges him or her at the end of a shift for any heavy pouring
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Illinois Nazis sentenced for hate crime against lesbians they tried to pick up
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If you're going to steal your mom's video camera and sell it, make sure you remove mom's homemade sex tape from the camera first
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(GW Time)
 
 
 
Chrysler to offer free tanks of gas to people who buy its cars because filling the tank doubles the average Chrysler's value
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mischa Barton's nipple makes a brief cameo on O.C. episode. Protestors preparing to be outraged once they convince themselves they think they saw what they saw
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN housing report: "Half the homes sold for more than the median and half for less." Ric Romero on the scene
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Long dead Mormon leader convicted of killing missing white girl
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Research shows driving in heavy traffic causes stress. Can be relieved by "relaxing a little," or by laying waste to suburban L.A. with bag of guns
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Leave it to Anna Nichole Smith to turn a bingo charity fundraiser into a night of hot lesbian action with "love-bites, handcuffs and butt-slapping"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Croatia to mark Nikola Tesla's 150th birthday. Coils and death rays for everyone!
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Woman's nearly naked protest of circus nearly interests passersby
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Months after publicly parading around a third grader as a "liar, liar, pants on fire," this elementary school principal has become a "fired, fired, tramp-ass ho"
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Military reports one gay Arabic linguist discharged, not clear whether on face or back
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Indian call centers complain about rude Americans, mistakenly believing that Americans aren't as rude to American call centers. Call-center Farkers: Feel free to share your stories in the thread
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Ozzy moons crowd at concert. The Sun is -- unfortunately -- there
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
William Shatner... wants... to sell... kidney.. stone... on... Ebay
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Defense in accused child killer Joseph P. Smith's trial try a new and unique strategy in closing arguments: Posting a "Gone Fishing" sign at an empty defense table.. Prosecution already warming the IV drip
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Bush approval rating at 34 percent, which ties him with Lincoln's approval in South Carolina in 1863
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cardinal warns of "approaching perfect storm" that will inundate consumers with pornography. Finally, something interesting on the Weather Channel
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(Press & Journal)
 
 
 
Man discovered hiding in woman's loft attempts to convince her that he doesn't exist by saying "I'm not here" before running down her stairs shouting and howling
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(TIC)
 
 
 
Members of college frat wake up to find that someone left a bunch of dead animals -- including two deer, a possum and a coyote -- in their living room
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
School children in Cyprus take field trip to the movies to see "Love Actually." A few nude scenes later, school administrators are red-faced
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Todays "misprint leads people to call sexline" story brought to you by guess which state?
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Man cites Irish heritage as reason why he drinks so much; spikes cell phone
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
China brushes off Bush's call for more freedom, wishes he would just shut up and take the money like Clinton
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(Some Canadian/Un Canadien)
 
 
 
Theme: If Canada took over the U.S....
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(Expatica)
 
 
 
Hackers put porn on website commemorating sparrow shot dead for knocking over dominoes. Offensive images removed without resort to gunfire
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(AFP)
 
 
 
NO NEED TO PANIC. France is back to normal. Only 98 cars burned, which is the national average. No police officers were hurt. Of course, none were anywhere near the riots, either
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Court documents show hot Tampa teacher Debra Lafave -- accused of having sex with student -- now accused of stealing a waitress' boyfriend
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
After pretty good 16-year career in NBA, Ex-Laker Vlade Divac may spend next year in jail for draft-dodging
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(AP)
 
 
 
Guests at zoo's grand opening will get to look at, eat, exotic animals. Buffet menu for the "Not Understanding the Concept" gala includes tiger, lion, elephant and giraffe
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Town shocked by the attempted murder of a radish. Carrots and beets taking extra precations
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(East Valley Tribune)
 
 
 
Woman claims being pregnant qualifies her to use the HOV lane
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
You can sue for a quick $2,000 if you let your favorite hairstylist cuts your hair too short and dyes it the wrong color
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
Companies force employees that screw up services to don Mickey Mouse costume for five days. This practice has been stopped. Not by Amnesty International, but by Disney
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(kprc-tv)
 
 
 
Radio station tests whether police will notice a dummy in a vehicle traveling in a three-person HOV lane. The result was that they check, and you get a ticket
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Judge removed from bench for wrongful conviction case... and taping a pilot for his reality show in a strip club
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Historians thrilled to find the long lost recipe for stewed calf's head in a recently discovered cookbook from 1742
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Five to nine percent of 911 calls in Eastern Ontario are legitimate police emergencies
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
As proof of the liberal leanings of Fark, this article will not be posted. Oh, and Saddam did have WMD and was tied to Bin Laden
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Drunk driver who killed pedestrian agrees to plead guilty, but only if he can serve his sentence on popular vacation spot Martha's Vineyard, less than a mile from Chappaquiddick Island
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cheney attacks critics questioning prewar intel, reminding them they fell for it the first time, thusly completing nature's cycle of life
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Only thing worse than an icy road is an icy road with several thousand gallons of cooking oil spilled on it. Indiana drivers cue the Benny Hill music
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(WSB-TV)
 
 
 
Page Kennedy, recently fired from his role as Caleb on "Desperate Housewives," denies showing two female cast members his own member
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(NJ 101.5)
 
 
 
New Jersey considering anti-corruption laws that would actually punish politicians for more money then the corruption itself earns them
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Noordin Top threatens Western countries to get out of Iraq or he'll sign them up with AT&T
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Scientists discover lizards in Australia armed with rattlesnake venom
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(retroCrush)
 
 
 
An argument in defense of Aquaman. Vince Chase unavailable for comment
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(Some Farkstick)
 
 
 
CT Holiday Fark Party: Saturday, Dec. 10 at 8:00 p.m., Playwright Pub. Come have some holiday cheer
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(Some Whiz)
 
 
 
Make something new from this electronics kit
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Mother makes delinquent daughter stand on street corner with "my parents are preparing me for my future. Will work for food"
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(Some Gamer)
 
 
 
Top eight most shocking moments in video game history Gamers' realization they'll never get laid missing from list
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Escalator rider rather surprised when teen, on run from police, crashes through plastic skylight and partially lands on her
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(ABC 13)
 
 
 
Man damn near sucked-to-death by super-powered industrial vacuum. Man, that sucks
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(The Intarweb)
 
 
 
World of Warcraft nerd offers in-game money, cash for help getting a girlfriend. Other nerds around the world point and laugh, while also being seriously creeped out
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(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Milwaukee man arrested after phoning a bomb threat to a hotel because they had him arrested for not paying his bill 27 years ago
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dinner guests honoring Mike Tyson turn his black-tie affair into a black-eye affair
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Investigators into short-staffed Miami juvenile detention center question why facility went into lockdown due to guards' basketball game
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Wed November 16, 2005
(Contra Costa Times)
 
 
 
Hollywood madam and convicted felon Heidi Fleiss is going to open a male brothel. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Farktography)
 
 
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 28: "Time." Link goes to nxt week's contest. Please read first post
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Duke sucks
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(Daily Press)
 
 
 
West Virginia bans sale of high-proof grain alcohol, because by gum that'll stop people from getting plastered
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
American Express offers card to customer because he's "someone special -- one who has earned a superior degree of financial freedom." In this case, the customer is a cat
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop what it would be like if Anne Rice and Condi Rice switched jobs
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(The Register)
 
 
 
New UK camera web proposes to track every vehicle simultaneously, constantly
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Secret government UFO files reveal nothing about UFOs
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(NewsWatch50.com)
 
 
 
Marilyn Manson to play 400-year-old prophet that lives in hole, eats skinned ostriches, rapes women, has thorns for teeth that come out of his lips. Chosen because of lack of need for makeup
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(Ralph Nader Online)
 
 
 
Ralph Nader on the issues that matter: Reinstating Terrell Owens
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Netflix settlement pays lawyers $2.5 million while customers get a "free one-month trial" of more-expensive service
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Who's got some cool wallpapers? Drew's looking for a new one. Voting enabled. Not really a PS contest, but close
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Advantages of having the same name as a good-looking actor? You get to text Lindsey Lohan for a week. Disadvantages? She dumps you the minute she sees you
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"I think about what happened every day and still haven't come up with a good reason why," says Welsh rugby fan who castrated himself after a match
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(Local6)
 
Video
 
Video of Latin singing star falling off stage, landing on head (with pics too)
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(Hollywood.com)
 
 
 
Rocket carrying ashes of Star Trek's Scotty into space is grounded by engineering problems
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ralph Edwards, that was your life
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Mug shot of the naked 18-year-old Virginia chick who went on that drunken rampage. The Smoking Gun is there
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Bavarian police send out virus warnings for viruses that don't exist until tomorrow
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
New study finds more than half of the country's 200 most profitable law firms have blue logos. Still no cure for cancer
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit judge asked to resign after profanity-laced tirade against deputy mayor over parking space. Sacramento Kings apparently caught incident on tape and showed it before Piston's game
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(IOL)
 
 
 
Proving the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, Kim Jong Il's son: "I'd destroy all terrorists with the Hollywood star Jean-Claude Van Damme"
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(Halifax Daily News)
 
 
 
British War of 1812 ship found, loaded with booty from burned U.S. White House. Dolly Madison's undies on Ebay in 3... 2... 1...
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Man robs casino and makes clean getaway on a bicycle, only to be inadvertently struck minutes later by cop car responding to the crime
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(WND)
 
 
 
Massachusetts lawmakers introduce a bill that will lessen the punishment for animal sex
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(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Marlon Brando to follow up dying last year by reprising his role as Jor-El in the next Superman movie. Contract demands $3 million and a jewel-encrusted head stone
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Avian bird flu has mutated into a new strain. Now even more dangerous to, uh, birds. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Philly Burbs)
 
 
 
Judge considering whether to allow psychotic killer to leave hospital on supervised trips to Wal-Mart as "part of his therapy." What could possibly go wrong?
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Food agency insists glow-in-the-dark meat is okay
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
CIA sends tremors throughout Washington by revealing that Fidel Castro suffers from Parkinson's disease, warns U.S. to expect shakeup in Cuban regime
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tortoise celebrates 175th birthday, meaning it's only got 25 more to go before it starts training Jedi
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Gaming fanatics show hallmarks of drug addiction
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(Club For Growth)
 
 
 
The "bridge to nowhere" in Alaska has been defunded. But the state gets to keep the money and spend it on some other wasteful pork project
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
"You were told it is not acceptable to appear on such a formal occasion naked but flagrantly ignored that. " Naked Rambler strikes again
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Lifeguard patrolling the area beach in truck runs over a sunbather's head for the second time
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: If Fark photoshoppers worked for a tabloid...
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(WTOL)
 
 
 
Single winner of $315-million lotto ticket from suburban Los Angeles. Speculation is that it will be used for a partial down payment on a house in suburban L.A.
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Find a rat in a jar of pickles in the U.S. and you'd probably get a six-figure sum. In the UK, you get £100 and a Christmas trolley dash
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Bush gives Japanese Prime Minister Koizumi a Segway, which will work fine until one of those creepy Japanese robots takes it out for a night on the town
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(EW)
 
 
 
Oprah says she owes her nationwide success to a date she had two decades ago with Roger Ebert
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(Fredricksburg.com)
 
 
 
Police charge naked 18-year-old woman with assault and more. Just another night for Decatur
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(Daily News Tribune)
 
 
 
Newton police are on the lookout for a man who likes to change diapers
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(Lawrence (MA) Eagle-Tribune)
 
 
 
Disappearance of eight pink-flamingo lawn ornaments from family's front lawn has authorities investigating, neighbors celebrating
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New weapon for marines ignites air and creates shockwaves that destroy buildings. Ender's Game becomes reality
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(Morning Edition)
 
Audio
 
Sports reporter Frank Deford answers the age-old question: Why exactly does Duke suck?
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(NJ 101.5)
 
 
 
Two students, arrested performing obvious homoerotic hazing stunt, to prove that they are not homosexual provided by West Orange, NJ
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Remember last week when CEOs of Exxon, Conoco, Shell and BP testified before Congress that they didn't meet with Cheney's energy task force? They were lying. Good thing they weren't under oath
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(BBC)
 
 
 
U.S. keeps control of Internet, eliminating possibility of a future UN Oil-for-Fark scandal
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Google feature allows people to upload items into publicly searchable database. Let the massive online porn database begin
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Henry Earl Dead?
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Australia conquers Uruguay in penalty shootout to reach the World Cup Finals for the first time in 30 years
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
In a clear attempt to get Fark to finally eliminate its "Florida" tag, crimes in Florida are at an all time low: A portable toilet was stolen, a bird's nest was knocked over by winds, but that's about it...
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
...unless you count this child killer who is pleading "not guilty" after admitting to the crime on tape. "Florida" tag's job security is assured
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(Fox 6 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
NFL stadium food reviewed, Upton Sinclair-style
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mr. T to pity the fool who has to turn left at the stop sign in 0.4 miles then turn right at the light in 0.2 miles
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Souvenir copy of Emancipation Proclamation autographed by Abe Lincoln sold for nearly $700K
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(AP)
 
 
 
Miller claims Budweiser altered the formula of Bud Light to make it taste even more like crap in new round of advertisements
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bad-ass fishy
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Figuring out how much money U.S. government owes American Indians would "take 200 years," states federal appeals court. Offers box of shiny beads instead
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Talking bobblehead nodder trading spouses GOD WARRIOR... Just in time for Christmas
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(WSB Radio)
 
 
 
State of Georgia sticks it to gas stations for price gouging
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Chef creates world's most expensive pie, complete with goldleaf on top -- just like Liberace's grandmother used to make
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(WLEX-TV)
 
 
 
When breaking into a house, try not to choose the home of a member of the Turkey Hunters Hall of Fame
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(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Wild duck stuck in six-pack can holder refusing help; needs a beer
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Man invents plan to rob neighborhood drug dealers. What could possibly go wrong?
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Hurricane Katrina to be named Time's Person of the Year? FEMA probably screwed this one up, too
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sparrow that knocked over dominoes and was shot dead by exterminator isn't done causing trouble -- it was a common house sparrow, which is on national endangered species list
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Wisconsin man named Ken returns license plate "666-KEN" randomly selected for his red Oldsmobile. What would Jesus drive?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Tiny fox terrier ruled one of Queensland's most dangerous animals after barking a woman onto her ass
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Tue November 15, 2005
(The State)
 
 
 
Squeezing the cheese on your wife is considered domestic abuse in South Carolina. And it's bad enough to get you on the "Most Wanted" list
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(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Trying to shake the heat from the pursuing police, burglar decides that hiding in the oven is a good idea
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Newly discovered fossils reveal 10-foot-tall apes once lived alongside early humans, crapped all over the cave, formed rudimentary boy bands
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(MLive)
 
 
 
Your neighbor accidentally builds her new fence seven inches onto your side of the property line. Do you A) work with her to remedy the situation to both parties mutual satisfaction? Or B) cut the fence down with a chainsaw while she is at work?
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(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Man sent to jail for sighing in court
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