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Sun October 23, 2005
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sky rat
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(The Times Reporter)
 
 
 
NBC's "Three Wishes" gives everyone on high school football team a free HDTV, conveniently forgetting that amatuer athletes can't accept such gifts and may have to return them to NBC after the show was shot.
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(Some Asian paper)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Paper routes, mowing lawns and McJobs. New hotness: Using Internet to sell sex
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Crash site of Martian probe disappears. Scientists assume Martians took it to underground city for examination
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(TPC)
 
 
 
No matter how surly your drug dealer is, grenades still aren't acceptable forms of payment
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Volcano erupts on Galapagos Island. Run, panic, etc
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Introducing a new patch for women to recharge their sex drive. We're not fakin'
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(India Daily)
 
 
 
Somewhere, right now, military scientists are trying to pass minature probes through artifical wormholes in an attempt to score some galactic strange
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(Freedom to Tinker)
 
 
 
Floridians arrested with DUIs demand to see source code of breathalyzers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gas prices drop $.25. Dick Cheney clutches chest
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(Northwest Arkansas News)
 
 
 
As if there weren't enough problems plaguing society, people now forced to pay almost $6000 for a decent cowboy hat
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Old n' busted: the metrosexual. New hotness: the ubersexual
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(Beer Advocate)
 
 
 
Top 100 best beers in the world
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Anne Rice has found Jesus, "will only write for the Lord" from now on
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these ninja goths
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scientist claims that a virtually zero-emissions vehicle could be built that ran on iron filings. Now, if only an engine could be built that would withstand the required 2000º temperatures. 2000º Celsius, if you care
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There's nerdy tattoos, there's uber-nerdy tattoos, then there's this guy
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(Philly Oil Drum)
 
 
 
Move over peak oil, Wal Mart about to bring on peak corn
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Death rays just not what they used to be
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(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. and the U.K. call on the U.N. to sanction Syria for unjustified military action in another country
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart now stocking doctors at a couple of their stores
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Future astronauts will be styling
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(Cambridge News)
 
 
 
No matter how much some of your co-workers might enjoy it, you can't come to work drunk and start flashing your breasts
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(winsinfo.com)
 
 
 
Rule 1: Don't point gun at stomach when trying to remove stuck bullet with a screw driver. Rule 2: There is no Rule 2
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Doing 650 in a 230 zone cost a Navy officer his license and career. Maverick surrenders
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(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Just when you thought it was safe to by a Slurpee, Ninjas knock over a 7-11
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(Express & Star News)
 
 
 
Oh bother. Dudley Council comes to their senses and backs down from the Piglet ban
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(AP)
 
 
 
She's 5'6", brunette, likes long walks on the beach, and flips 750 pound tires in Strongman competitions
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
The numbers are in, and the traditional radio industry is going to be screwed without Howard Stern
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(Accuweather)
 
 
 
Wilma and Alpha may assemble to form larger storm. Projected name: Hurricane Voltron
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
The sound of spraying gravel as a small town speed trap claims another victim is routine. The country's police commissioner getting a speeding ticket, not so much
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(The Times Union)
 
 
 
Armed robbery 101: Don't lose you car keys at the scene of the crime
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(Monterey County Herald)
 
 
 
Goal post vs. student body ends in a 1-1 overtime tie
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(PoonCity.com)
 
Boobies
 
Kate in a tight polka dot dress and evidently, not much underneath (Not safe for work)
 
(Some Rock God)
 
 
 
Photoshop Lorenzo
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The top 10 cars to use for tailgating. Duke sucks
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(Some Thief)
 
 
 
The World's greatest art thefts
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
When you're the head of a large advertising firm hosting an expensive dinner, it's not a good idea to tell guests that females make crappy workers, often 'wimping out to go suckle something'
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(London Times)
 
 
 
March of the Penguins director pissed with Christians who've hijacked his movie to promote fundamentalism
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Connecticut boob caught racking up 342 ill-gotten Victoria's Secret bras worth $14k is put in the can with $50,000 bond while bosom buddy escapes bust.
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Catherine Zeta-Jones says the key to her successful marriage is 25-year age gap; Michael Douglas says key is leg gap
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow reportedly pregnant again; Vegas taking bets on stupid-ass baby names
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Plane reported missing in Nigeria. But, for only a small "finder's fee", you can receive insurance money for passengers who had no next of kin.
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Bank robbery 101: When robbing a bank, do not give the teller your full name and address
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(AP)
 
 
 
Enticed by lure of robust corn-fed Midwesterners, cougars recolonizing America's heartland
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
$340 million Powerball winner on upcoming changes: "I'm not sure I like that. My wife and I keep saying maybe we shouldn't have bought that"
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(Kubrick 2001)
 
 
 
2001, A Space Odyssey, in only ten minutes. Bonus: explains what the hell Kubrick was talking about
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Sat October 22, 2005
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Indiana woman uses stolen credit cards to make bail for her boyfriend. That you're reading this here indicates it wasn't the crime of the century
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(Post Chronicle)
 
 
 
"British officials are now spying out extra morgue square footage to those who would die because of the H5N1 virus."
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(India Daily)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to travel through hyper-dimensional space, you just reverse-engineer a UFO and build a compact particle accelerator. Simple
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(That Fair and Balanced Place)
 
 
 
Looks like there really was a link between Saddam and Al Qaeda...and it's called the UN
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(Boooooo)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredients: Ghosts and Ghoblins
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
TV news continues to sink to new lows. Latest evidence: Ryan Seacrest rumored to be Larry King's heir apparent
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
World Series game 1 discussion thread
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Talk show plans vasectomy for live broadcast, may have to cut the segment short
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Louisiana residents relying on humor to cope with hurricane aftermath, spray painting messages like "loot this" on discarded appliances and selling t-shirts that read "Make levees not war
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Man claims the Edsel bombed because automakers were jealous of it, not because people thought it looked like an Oldsmobile sucking a lemon
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
This week's 50 cats in one RV brought to you by the same woman arrested for having 74 cats in her RV last month. Police said animal feces could be smelled from 50 feet away
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
$500,000 gift allows UMass to meet booming need for graduates trained in alpaca care
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(LA News)
 
 
 
Bush destroys the dreams of 100 kindergarten students
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(Smart Office News)
 
 
 
Company plans to launch camera lense that sees through clothing. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
The curse of the 'Sexiest Man Alive' leaves People Magazine struggling to find a recipient
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Larry Flynt is so angry about Hillary refusing to accept his money that he may join the Republican party in retaliation
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(Journal News)
 
 
 
So many lawn gnomes are wandering the city, police have set up a separate telephone line to report it. "It seems to be the work of a serial lawn-ornament stealer"
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(The Sentinel)
 
 
 
Police and wildlife officials on the lookout for a deer with a pumpkin for a head. With pic
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(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
The Khronos Projector. Weird, strange, cool, interesting and spiffy tags battle it out, but video biatchslaps them all due to demo movie
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Asian girl band made up of former men soars to the top of the charts
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Sex and romantic entanglements among astronauts could derail missions to Mars. NASA plans to study the subject, orders every episode of Real World for review
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Robotic cat welcomes visitors to a stuffed cat museum (pic)
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(Some curious person)
 
 
 
What was your favorite Halloween costume when you were a child?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this educational billboard
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(news-medical.net)
 
 
 
Scientist blames men for causing women to get fat
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(John Hopkins News-Letter)
 
 
 
This week in the Johns Hopkins University newsletter: the constraints of research funding, an avian flu primer, oh...and a really informative article on how to give good Road Head
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(ShebOYgan Press)
 
 
 
Teen burglars get arrested, released, then proceed to rob convenience store. Officer at scene recognizes evidence from previous arrest. Re-arrestarity ensues
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yankees starting rotation to make their third World Series appearance tonight. Unfortunately for Steinbrenner, it's the 2003 starting rotation
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(The Jakarta Post)
 
 
 
Cut in fuel subsidies causes...rise in mental illness?
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(The New Mexico Channel)
 
 
 
Police officer mistakes lunch for drug deal at New Mexico high school, hilarity ensues
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(WCCO Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Man gets $900,000 from police department after one of the officers, trying to subdue a suspect, mistakes his gun for a taser. Oops
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(Gazette Extra)
 
 
 
District attorney not amused after convicted sex offender sends him a bouquet of flowers adorned with notes that say "Romeo", "Be Mine", and "EZ 2 love"
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(Village Voice)
 
 
 
"Wearing whiskers and showing people your tits is just not a good costume"
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(AP)
 
 
 
Hundreds of Americans apply to purchase one of two homes for sale on a remote Scottish island. Difficulty: must knit
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police chief orders officers to pull over man so news reporter can get an interview. Hilarity ensues
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Florida lighthouse can't take the hurricane tension anymore, decides to punch its own ticket
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(Cedartown Standard)
 
 
 
Man thinks he hears prowler outside of his house. Man leaps into action, grabbing loaded pistol to investigate. Man simultaneously forgets to keep the safety on and his finger off the trigger
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(FauxSports)
 
 
 
Male models to be used as ballboys at the 2006 WTA Tour Championships. Spectators asked politely not to stare at the cute, fuzzy balls
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Jazz performer Shirley Horn upgrades to harp
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Chemistry teacher intending to demonstrate how to make hydrogen instead demonstrates how to make an explosion
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(Roanoke.com)
 
 
 
It's not a stripper covered in peanut butter. It's modern dance
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Helicopter moms" may do more harm than good
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Nwe lwa mkaes ti lilgeal fro dtocros ot hvea lliegbiel ndahrwitnig
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(Some Other 007)
 
 
 
First place in the James Bond contest: Daniel Craig. Photoshop the actor in last place, taking on the role. Difficulty: Can't be this guy (see link)
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
99-cents-a-gallon gas promotion leads to lines five blocks long and automotive version of musical chairs as cars circle station waiting to get in
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Woman indecently assaulted by doctor agrees to go through it again so the police can tape it as evidence, what could possibly go wrong?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Zen and the art of riding around Tijuana on your motorbike with a corpse strapped to your back
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Britney says that online pictures featuring herself, the human lamprey Kevin Federline and their baby, currently in a geosynchronous orbit around Spears, were stolen
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(alertnet.org)
 
 
 
New study reveals that if more food is served people will eat it. Next study in this cancer-free world to address how to combat America's ever-shrinking waistlines
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
New invention signals the end of the common light bulb. Suck it, Edison
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(Some Kiwi Thingy)
 
 
 
The ancient battle between man and sea squirt continues
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Slasher attacks Tokyo train commuters' bottoms. Police predict he will meet bloody end
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
FDA wants erectile dysfunction drugs to have warning label for blindness. No word yet on if it also needs to be in Braille
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(AP)
 
 
 
Pet grooming store is doing booming business in...rat grooming?
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(Catholicnews.com)
 
 
 
Point: "Harriet Miers is my friend and she grew up Catholic", Counterpoint: "We checked the records and Harriet Miers was never a Catholic"
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(The Australian)
 
 
 
The reason pot smokers feel an urge to eat a bag of cookies, five twinkies, and a gallon of ice cream every time they smoke has been solved. Here comes the science
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Fri October 21, 2005
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Third-world countries launching their own space program
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Oil dips below $60 on its way to the anus
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Columnist insists that he was the first one with the idea to put porn onto an iPod
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((Chemical & Engineering New)
 
 
 
Antifreeze helps snow fleas get through winter - Here comes the science
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
High school publishes photo spread of partially nude students in annual magazine. What could possibly go wrong?
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(TIC)
 
 
 
Halloween season gets into full swing with the first 911 call over quasi-realistic Halloween decoration (with pic)
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(www.kstp.com)
 
 
 
"Vulcan King" charged with trying to demonstrate little known Vulcan Breast Pinch on female bartenders. With a pic you can add to your collection
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Stop me if you have heard this one before: "Bush urges UN session on Syria..."
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bird Flu found in British parrot; obviously not 'just resting' after all
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dutch solve problem of call centers outsourcing to India by outsourcing them to prison
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Next generation of paintball guns use propane instead of compressed air. Because the welts weren't painful enough the old way
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Global warming experts predict icecap melt. Greenland icecap is thickening by 2 inches a year. Experts nod and say, "Exactly as we predicted"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hockey players from the NHL down to Junior leagues have had mandatory dress codes for years without complaints
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man on skates fights, steals bulldozer, gets hurt and arrested
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Actor and model warn people about mercury in fish, then unveil their proof of Fermat's Last Theorem
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Spanky's brother Porky has died. Little Rascals death pool trifecta in play
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Indiana girl comes to school a little too well prepared for show-and-tell. Learns the hard way that telling others to pay her for her pot or else she'd show their ass a bullet is a great way to earn a field trip to the slammer
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Joe Namath says Jets need a new quarterback. Jets agree and ask him how his knees are doing after his three-decade layoff
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(A cephalopod)
 
 
 
Teuthowenia cranchiid photoshop
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(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Todays "naked man fighting off would-be robbers" story brought to you by Long Island
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
That surfer girl who got chomped by a shark says the ocean seemed "sharky" that day. Karl Rove and Scooter Libby think today feels "indicty"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just because you *can* build a functioning car only four nanometers across doesn't mean you should
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(The Australian)
 
 
 
Two sisters who disputed their deceased mother's will awarded an additional $360,000. Legal fees for their lawsuit: $450,000
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Seaman's Church web developer scams mission by posting porn. Gov't establishes prima facial case
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Flooding in New England was so bad last week that even islands were washed away. One of them is sitting in someone's back yard, impaled on a fence
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(9News)
 
 
 
Police release pictures of bank robbers they termed "Dumb and Dumber" posing with the $129,500 they stole (w/slideshow goodness)
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
High oil prices lift the stocks of some oddball energy companies. The former DrGoodTeeth.com of Thailand is now a $6.10-a-share energy-exploration company in Denver
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Internet CEO sued over $241,000 strip-club bill. That's right, $241,000. Probably should have stayed out of the Champagne Room
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton and SpongeBob SquarePants team up to urge healthy eating, convince Hillary eating isn't cheating
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(TheNewsStar.com)
 
 
 
Even while asking the feds for billions of dollars after Katrina, Louisiana was busy spending its money building a horse pavilion and sports complex
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(AP)
 
 
 
New poll says eight out of 10 people agree that baseball umps are doing a good job; the other two are busy sulking in Anaheim and St. Louis
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Nonpartisan analysis of why the Plame Affair is not a crime (redux)
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Man busted after putting lewd pics of himself on women's cars
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Stray dog causes chain reaction that leads to the deaths of four motorcyclists on their way to Daytona
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Woman promises to pay boss for breasts
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
$340-million lotto winner possibly identified and is doing everything possible to keep himself off Fark.com. You always regret the one that gets away
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(Montgomery Advertiser)
 
 
 
The Alabama Legislature while "horsing" around with the state constitution, in an effort not to show its "ass," makes it legal to steal in Alabama
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(Double Agent)
 
Boobies
 
Supermodel Gisele in a gold bikini with a big banana (probably NSFW -- sponsored by Double Agent)
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Earthquake hits Turkey. No major damage, but one dead and several hospitalized from media-induced panic
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Indian politicians attempt to win votes by handing out free liquor. Plan backfires when the liquor reduces the electorate by 19 voters and blinds five others
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The word "dickhead" is okay in this parliament, but using "buggerlugs" is now a great way to be removed from the chamber
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Lauren Hutton poses nude at 61. Prepare the mental-bleach solution with two parts whiskey to two parts whisky
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
By smiling for his mugshot and wearing his congressional security pin, Tom DeLay may have prevented Democrats from using the picture in campaign ads
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(BBC)
 
 
 
This just in: France and Britain hate each other. Historians baffled, but believe it has something to do with large teeth, cheese
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's probably not good when there is a repetitive stress injury named after your flagship product
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Alaskan Republican senator threatens to resign if the Senate cuts funding for the infamous bridge to nowhere. Says that he doesn't kid people, that he's hardcore
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(Klownsam)
 
 
 
College student uses "Freedom of Speech Week" as an excuse to play a porn movie -- starring him -- on campus TV station
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(WTOP News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Capitol Evacuation No. 666, or just another crazy man in a van down by the Capitol
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Nerd busted for stealing $1 million from work. Spent it on rare Elvis records. Lives with parents at age 46. The twist? Two X chromosomes
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(al.com)
 
 
 
High school freshman charged with making terrorist threat after writing essay proposing a "Killer Day," during which everyone would be allowed to kill two people to relieve stress
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Fitzgerald investigation looking into claims that the White House has been leaking confidential information beyond the name of Valerie Plame
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Just in time for Halloween, Utah teacher fired for being a witch. Lucky for her she doesn't live in Salem, Mass.
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Probe fingers Syria in assassination, was also unsolicited
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Village People policeman a no-show in court. Search of YMCAs ordered
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(The Local)
 
 
 
As a general rule, it is usually not advisable to glue your friend's face shut while he's passed out
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(Some Pagan)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart goes Wicca. Target reputed to be "looking into" Scientology
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Millionaires are ready to pay $60,000 to become immortal with the help of mummification
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Faced with the fact that Intelligent Design doesn't meet the criteria for a scientific theory, leading proponent redefines what a scientific theory is. Result: Astrology now a scientific theory
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Dish Network responds to OLN's yanking of NHL games by yanking OLN
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(adn.com)
 
 
 
Whale dies from headbutting a ship. Tough-whale contests cancelled along West Coast
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Police looking for a giant omelet after thieves make off with 36 dozen eggs and 20 litres of cooking oil
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark party in Lexington, KY at 6:00 p.m. TONIGHT at Wallace Station (see link for map). Going to Keeneland earlier in the day, DIT -- Drew
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Man suing Chicago's Metra system for injuries to girlfriend's unborn child. "What injuries has the child suffered? Hopefully, none. But we know the child is at risk, and we know there are lots of lawsuits being filed..."
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Idiot forces his rape victim to write him a check in his own name. Jailarity ensues
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
There is a disturbance in The Force, as if millions of lawyers just lost out on the chance for a contingency fee: Bullet-finding woman pleased with $10 refund and replacement pork loin
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pfizer cuts pfrofits pforecast pfor pfull year
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Cardinals' starting QB this weekend is a secret. The part that isn't a secret: He's gonna suck
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(NOAA)
 
 
 
Wilma to visit Cancun, drink cheap beer, bring an STD to her boyfriend in Florida
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(AP)
 
 
 
Use of taser not advised when target is covered in gasoline
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bush and Abbas discuss Palestinian issues, militants, Fernando
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man who lost his wallet in a bus-station shower 43 years ago gets it back. Was almost in the same place where he left
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(Online Poker Center)
 
 
 
Canadian bookie promises to pay NBA players' dress code fines
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Saddam trial lawyer, kidnapped yesterday, has turned up dead
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(Some Pepper Grower)
 
 
 
Photoshop farker's dad who just ate a HOT pepper
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(Bull Run Restaurant)
 
 
 
Reminder: New England Fark dinner party on Sunday, October 23, 5:00 PM at the Bull Run restaurant in Shirley, Massachusetts. Directions in link. RSVP so we can make proper reservations
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Raleigh-Durham area Fark Party on Saturday, November 12, Carolina Ale House on Falls of the Neuse in Raleigh
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Those priests people thought were "strange" and who subsequently disappeared? Appears the Catholic Church was dumping them in Alaska. And the locals are displeased
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Reminder: ATL Frk Pty Sat. Nite, FPN, @ 20:00 HRS Pdntn, CoMoFo, etc. LGT drctns. K?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wasilla, Alaska is proud to announce that you are no longer in danger of being killed by a moose there. At least while you're in a plane
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(Some PSA's)
 
 
 
AudioEdit rejected anti-drug public service announcements
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(Detroit News)
 
 
 
One of the Big 3 finally builds a decent vehicle, only to have production hamstrung by supplier it helped bankrupt
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Britain moves to make gas, water and power bill clear enough that you only need an undergraduate degree in business to understand them, rather than an MBA and a criminal history of white-collar crime
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The top 10 deadliest animals in the U.S. (with slideshow pics)
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Ancient Greek computer reconstructed; apparently runs on Windows MXI and suffers the blue tablet of death
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(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Madonna, David Letterman ride horses in Manhattan, share dental tips for proper tooth-gap care
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(AP)
 
 
 
Adidas signs Arkansas State to contract that all players will wear its shoes. Enforces it until star player complains Adidas shoes caused his injury and refuses to report back to team until he can wear Nikes again
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(KOMO)
 
 
 
Heavily-armed clowns rob doughnut store in Everett. Police looking for two suspects described as having white faces, red noses and wide grins, may be driving a teeny-tiny little car
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NCAA experiments with with new lane dimensions and moves the three-point line back a foot. Don't realize they'd have to deport JJ to keep him from making the threes
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
"The Edmonton Police Service . . . [sends] out its male recruits to walk hand-in-hand down Whyte Avenue to learn what gay men face"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 100 toys of yesteryear
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Detroit man pronounced dead. He was then taken to a better hospital, where his condition was upgraded to "alive"
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Scientists discover chimpanzees talk to each other over dinner (with audio). Modern humans grunt, head over to TV with sammich
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Scared of being alone in the dark, Ontario joins the United States in adopting new Daylight Saving Time scheme
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(The Melbourne Age)
 
 
 
Just because you've been dead for nine days doesn't mean you won't get a parking ticket
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(CBC)
 
 
 
University student discovers world's oldest spruce tree, which took root in 1560
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Thu October 20, 2005
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this runaway bovine
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(Macon Telegraph)
 
 
 
Three elderly Georgia ladies take 24-hour road trip after getting lost on the way home from church. No bodies found in windshield
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Carjacker gets rude awakening as driver throws scalding hot coffee in his face, grinds his face in the dirt
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(KIRO-TV)
 
 
 
Student shows up to another school's dance in penis costume. School officials pissed at his cocky behavior
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(Edmonton Sun)
 
 
 
Premier of Alberta runs red light while demonstrating Smart car. In addition to the pictures the press took, he'll be getting one from the red light camera
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Attacker wore nothing but a red g-string while attacking her boyfriend's wife
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Less than 4000 years ago, Arctic islands were inhabited by a race of miniature wooly mammoths, or possibly giant poodles
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(wnbc.com)
 
 
 
Security employee at John F. Kennedy International Airport arrested for shafting $80,000 from passenger to pay off gambling debt. Going all-in really sucked for this guy
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((Definitely Some Guy. Definitel)
 
 
 
Dog bites man: Not news. Man bites dog: News. Teacher's assistant bites seven-year-old autistic student: Fark.com
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(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
Today's "two-year-old caught with his hand in a meat grinder" story brought to you by the same Ohio family who has a registered sex offender and two children hit by passing cars in the past 4 years. Parental supervision surrenders
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Put your paper bags over your heads and lie down: Indonesia thinks the bird flu may have mutated
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Orleans sees huge tattoo boom following Katrina. Red Cross debit cards surrender
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rare misprint stamps sell for nearly $3 million, despite the fact it would take two to mail a letter
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(KIRO 7)
 
 
 
Zombies that run King County Medical Examiner's Office are sued for illegally harvesting brains.
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(NBC4)
 
 
 
If you are at a Renaissance Festival and a flame-throwing acrobat asks to set your head on fire, you might want to say "No"
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(KOTV)
 
 
 
Woman buys used memory card for her husband's PSP. Memory card comes with free bonus pornos
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(Review Journal)
 
 
 
"Car-washing Cheerleaders" might be enough to get you to read this article. Just in case it isn't, "prostitution" is in there, too
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(Some Hotel Guy)
 
 
 
The good news: Thousands will go to Houston to cheer the Astros in their first-ever World Series appearance. The bad news: Virtually every hotel room in Houston is packed with Katrina evacuees and 50,000 quilters attending a convention
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(The State)
 
 
 
High school kicker makes 64-yard field goal, beats NFL record. NFL kickers amazed his name fits on jersey
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(Hi & Lois)
 
 
 
This comic is usually stupid, but today it's also strange. What is the joke is supposed to be here? Anybody else understand it? Voting enabled
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Body on roof of elderly man's car was actually in the windshield. This completes our drunk/elderly man with body on roof/in windshield error correction trifecta
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(Real Tech News)
 
 
 
Looks like the red envelopes are here to stay: Netflix shelves movie download service after getting the door slammed in its face by the studios
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hubble takes a rare look at the moon. Discover far fewer Amazon women than previously advertised
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(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Something Awful reviews the world's worst Halloween costumes
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(News24)
 
 
 
75-year-old Bosnian genius didn't learn his lesson the first 162 times, marries wife No. 163
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
The drunk guy going through the toll booth with the body on the roof of his car was actually 93 years old, possibly suffering from dementia and looking for a Farmers Market. Guy on the roof is still dead
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(CBS4 Boston)
 
 
 
Sen. Judd Gregg (R-NH) wins $853,492 from last night's Powerball
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Put the Fourth Horse back in the stable -- Van Halen "Rockstar" rumors are false
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
FBI thinks it may have possible motive in bizarre bombing death of pizza man two years ago
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"Seer" predicts own death. Media turn up and wait expectantly. Guess what happens next
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(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Defense lawyer in Saddam Hussein trial kidnapped by gunmen
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these hot-air balloonists
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Indiana jail gets funding for toilet paper. "Mr. Floatie" unavailable for comment
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(NBC4)
 
 
 
Six-year-old boy, saving for a puppy, donates his savings to hurricane victims. Today, he got his puppy
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Don't feel bad, because even most Canucks don't know who in the hell he is, but he was recently voted the Greatest Canadian of all time, and today is Tommy Douglas Day in Saskatchewan
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
College women's gap widens -- the headines, they write themselves
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(WHTM)
 
 
 
Red-light cameras defended as accurate, even as they're sending tickets of a black car running a light to a man whose red car was parked in his garage at the time
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
If you're at doctor's office in gynecological stirrups and someone comes in taking pictures, you may want to get second opinion
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Dumb: Driving like a homicidal maniac. Dumber: Videotaping yourself driving like a homicidal maniac. Dumbest: Putting the video online
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Tom DeLay mug shot. He looks pretty happy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn spotted kissing in Chicago. Sadly, this was on CNN's front page
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(Oddjack)
 
 
 
Allen Iverson at 2:5 to be the first NBA dress code violator. Ron "Slugger" Artest comes in at 5:6
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(WXIA)
 
 
 
Delta to lose a quarter million this year. Per hour
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(WFMY)
 
 
 
Indiana family enjoys decorating house for Halloween, doesn't enjoy finding leaflets on porch from nearby church informing them that Halloween is all about devil-worshipping quite as much
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(AP)
 
 
 
Convict asks for three more years in prison so his sentence would match Larry Bird's jersey number. Too bad his favorite player wasn't Michael Jordan or Allen Iverson
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Hugo Chavez laments that differences with America can't be "toned down," right after accusing the U.S. for the brazillionth time of preparing to invade Venezuela
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(CNN)
 
 
 
NBA player Tim Duncan says that new league-wide dress code is "basically retarded"
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(International Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
Six months after its founding, Swedish Feminist Party implodes amid hair pulling, scratching and cat fighting
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
On today's episode of "Why Is This News?": Stay-at-home-mom on strike until her family pitches in with housework
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wolfpack worried that people may think N.C. State is a redneck school after the debut of "mexi-cam"
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Chiefs vs. Dolphins game moved to Friday night due to Hurricane Wilma. Ricky Williams moving stash to higher ground.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Italian community: Popularly known for starting the mob, not so much for still living with mom and dad at age 40
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(Pro Basketball news)
 
 
 
Dennis Rodman, 44 and crazy, may play for the Tijuana Dragons of the ABA. He will be paid in pot
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hstgs klld in Kyrgyzstani prsn rvlt. Hly sht
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(adage.com)
 
 
 
Larry Flynt to open restaurant chain called Hustler Bar & Grille. Larry recommends a quick money shot at the bar, followed by the cream of clam soup
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(WFMY)
 
 
 
Scientists release lone rat on rat-free island to figure out how best to trap rats. Eighteen weeks of hilarity ensues
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(Mens News Daily)
 
NewsFlash
 
Police have arrested Scott Dyleski, a 16 year old, for murdering the wife of Daniel Horowitz
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(WNBC)
 
 
 
New Jersey family discovers there really is a six-foot snake hiding in their toilet. Come back next week when little Timmy in Iowa realizes there is indeed a homicidal clown hiding in his closet
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark party in Lexington, KY on Oct 21 at 6:00 p.m. at Wallace Station (15 minutes from downtown Lexington, see link for map). Going to Keeneland earlier in the day, DIT -- Drew
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Fifteen police respond to small disagreement. The fact that the disagreement involved a bachelorette party and was at a strip club might have had something to do with it
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(AP)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson called back into court, this time for jury duty
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Overslept and missed your 1:30 p.m. class? Just download a podcast of the lecture to your MP3 player
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Idaho dog diagnosed with narcolepsy. Your dog wants ZZZZZZZZ
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(Daily Courier)
 
 
 
Joe Bastardi predicts extremely cold and snowy winter for the northeast, followed by a plague of locusts and the moon turning to blood
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientologists sue Scientology parody site
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Not convinced FEMA has one, two senators ask to see disaster plan for a major earthquake. Senators also demanding to see major volcano plan, alien invasion plan and Second Coming of Jesus plan
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Wisconsin being overrun by wild pigs. Wisconsinites respond by stocking up on sausage machines, beer and bratwurst buns
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(JD News)
 
 
 
Man asks woman to marry him. Woman decides to put her answer on marquee of hotel where she works. Man doesn't notice it when he comes to pick her up from work. Man wins permanent membership into The Guy Club
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
MSNBC reports on the coming apocalypse. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
If you gave up buying expensive gas and started taking the bus, you're about to learn that you pay for fuel one way or the other
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Forbes rates Asia's best firms. Unfortunately, with names like Jollibee and Hyflux, many of them sound like slang for sex maneuvers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this apprehensive poultry
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Drunk guy gets busted at the toll booth in Florida. The dead body in the windshield aroused suspicion
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Misunderstanding the basic concept of diplomacy, U.S. diplomats refuse to pay London's traffic congestion charge
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ahh, autumn: The time of year when trees prepare for winter, change color and kill each other
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"Big piece of poop" withdraws from mayoral race
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Northwest Air to charge employees who smoke. No word on how much it will cost if they actually catch on fire
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(Herald-Sun)
 
 
 
Durham bank robber first loses car race with police car, then foot race with police dog
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(KWQC Davenport)
 
 
 
Oregon residents discover that they are fully prepared to panic after National Weather Service accidentally sends a tsunami warning
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman dies after microwaving her clothes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hundreds of PowerBall ticket holders, apparently unclear on how the payout distribution works, pick the numbers 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Good news: Someone in Oregon won the $340 million PowerBall jackpot tonight. Bad news: It wasn't you
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(AP)
 
 
 
Not content with using dogs as shark bait, San Francisco mother tries chumming waters with children
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Claire Danes was uncomfortable doing her sex scenes with Steve Martin, but he put her at ease by wearing one of his rubber arrows under his loin cloth -- at least that is what he told her it was
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(NBC 17)
 
 
 
Woman surprised to find pork of such caliber at her local grocery store (with pic)
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(webindia123.com)
 
 
 
Van Halen to be next band to look for singer on Rock Star reality show
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(10News)
 
 
 
Nothing comes between a little girl and her chihuahua -- not even a pitbull
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
The hairiest sheep you'll ever see. From New Zealand, of course (pic)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Lunch at the White House almost ruined when Bush asks Bono to sing that "I've Got You Babe" song
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: If movie monsters had to get real jobs...
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(NBC)
 
 
 
Increasingly fatter Americans forcing companies to manufacture increasingly larger and sturdier caskets, toilets, elevators and boats
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Strip poker game a flop for man when his unsuited pair doesn't stand up to two teens
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The compassion of the Christ: Mel Gibson donates $1 million to Mexico for Hurricane Stan relief
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Wed October 19, 2005
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The sea of red in St. Louis goes home a little blue: Houston wins the pennant and will play the White Sox in the World Series
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Starbucks stirs things up with a God quote on cups: "Jesus Christ, this cup of coffee cost $5?" to be the first
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Bakery truck robber batters police with copcakes
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(Journal-Advocate)
 
 
 
Prison guards baffled by inmates' escape attempt, which went down the tubes it was discovered that the average prisoner can't fit through the average toilet pipe. Not that they didn't try
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Wilma slows as she approaches Florida, apparently looking for a good Brontosaurus Burger joint
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(Game 6)
 
 
 
Game 6 NLCS Astros/Cardinals discussion thread
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(Herald News Daily)
 
 
 
Sheriff's reserve deputy ordered to stand trial after whipping out gun, threatening slow-playing golfers in front of him at country club
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart heiress rolls back college degree for cheating
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(Farktography)
 
 
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 24: "Reflections." Link goes to next week's theme. Please read first post
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ebay reports 40 percent surge in third-quarter profits. Was up only slightly with 12 seconds left in the quarter but last second bidding drove up profits the remaining 34 percent
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Alert ATM customer discovers skimming device attached to ATM. Not to be confused with skimming policies such as $2 service charges to access your own money
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Reporter discovers latest crazes: "Blogging" and "The Charleston"
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Even a man who pulls an airplane with his own hair isn't strong enough to defeat the Grim Reaper
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dial-up.......gaining......... popularity ag.....ain
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(9News.com)
 
 
 
Forest Service worker on hike finds new plant species, smokes it
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(AP)
 
 
 
Parents group warns that "The War at Home," "Family Guy" and "American Dad" as the worst primetime shows for family viewing, thereby causing their ratings to jump thanks to the extra publicity
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In an effort to shake things up a bit, Michael J. Fox to guest star on "Boston Legal"
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(Some Farmer)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman paddling her pumpkin on a Canadian lake
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Daphne the Duck stolen from London theatre. Fowl play suspected
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Miers pays her overdue fees, uses bad grammar. Librarians on alert
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(AP)
 
NewsFlash
 
Texas court issues arrest warrant for Tom Delay. Chuck Norris seen looking for his hat
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Woman found half-dressed and dead after she became stuck in a window of a home she was trying to burglarize
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Driving 55 mph is A) a great gas-saving move, B) a good way to get you flipped off, C) both
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(AP)
 
 
 
New Mexico legislator who wrote the state's "Dangerous Dog Bill" attacked by his own dog. Seems the bill didn't address irony
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(Honolulu Advertiser)
 
 
 
Hawaii's cap on gas prices blamed for more motorists running out of gas while they wait for prices to drop
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
January blackout in Indiana blamed for busy October in maternity wards. "With no electricity and no heat, you have to stay warm somehow," says one nurse
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(HuffPost)
 
 
 
David Copperfield wants to impregnate a girl without touching her. Tom Cruise sues for trademark infringement
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
ADHD sighted as cause for discrimination: Man awarded $10K for going to work drunk, peeing in company garbage cans
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Strip club flub: Youths win court battle to have $2500 lapdance tab waived, claim to not have known that one song ended and another started
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
EFF cracks the yellow-dot Xerox code on laser printers, discovers secret biblical society
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch to stop promoting "Bud Pong" tournaments after being shocked -- SHOCKED I tell you -- to discover people were playing it with beer instead of water. "Stupid" tag second by a hair
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Powerball jackpot leads to longer lines, people staying the hell away from Rex in line as he had the beans again (with pic)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mexico's MTV awards cancelled due to Wilma. All three trophy's to be sold on freeway off-ramp
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Scott McClellan attempts to deny accuracy of Daily News story about Bush knowing Plame leaker's identity all along; suffers cognative dissonance for his trouble
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(InformationWeek)
 
 
 
Bloggers: Google's Blogspot clogged with splogs
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Most teens who have oral sex still think of themselves as virgins, conveniently forgetting the word "sex" appears in the term
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Being denied sex only once not grounds for divorce in New York
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(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
Latina babe Mindy Vega. Nanoo nanoo (not safe for work)
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(Physorg.com)
 
 
 
Operation to correct International Space Station orbit fails. In other news, resident of Kansas, Oklahoma and Texas advised to stay indoors for a bit
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Washington State to force insurance company to pay woman hit by crazy nut, rejecting company illogic that it wasn't an "accident" in their world
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(Allentown (PA) Morning Call)
 
 
 
"Expert" witness in Intelligent Design trial says designer could be someone other than God. Flying Spaghetti Monster? Pat "Schnieder" Harrington? The door is wide open
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Woman complains about poor customer service after Dunkin Donuts gets her order wrong. She asked for a bagel with cream cheese, and the staff accidentally gave her a bag with $771 in cash
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Senate votes to kill Congress' 2006 pay raise, plan to celebrate fiscal responsibility by going to Scotland with Jack Abramoff
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thai ice-cream vendor attacks dentist with sword. There can be only 31
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Less than three weeks after officially divorcing Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are now engaged
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Google loses Gmail domain in Britain
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(Stratfor Global Intelligence)
 
 
 
The importance of the Plame Affair: A non-partisan analysis
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Fake Yahoo news site reports that Chinese troops invaded Okinawa overnight
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lightbulb in London church deemed too high to change safely by ladder, requires erection of scaffolding by four-man crew, taking three days and costing £1300
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(Philly Burbs)
 
 
 
Saddam pleads innocent to charges of murder and torture, then gets into a scuffle with his guards
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Having solved all other social problems, Wisconsin Legislature drafts bill to ban expiration dates on gift certificates
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby elephant born in Tampa. Can use his trunk to kiss his ugly ass goodbye when the hurricane hits
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(Some Weirdo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy and Astro Boy
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
High school's radio frequency seized by Christian network after FCC rules it's "a better use of the public airwaves"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch to auction himself as a lunch date for $25,000 on eBay. Not known if Murdoch "puts out" on first date for that kind of money
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
In a shocking turn of events, it seems that cats can be allergic to humans
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
U.S. auditors say violence in Iraq hinders reconstruction. In other news, Captain Obvious receives congratulatory call from mother on new job
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(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Wilma now Category 5, with lowest pressure ever recorded: 884 mb. Florida: Run. Get the f*ck out of there
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(Some Farkstick)
 
 
 
CT Fark Party: This Saturday, 7:00 p.m. at Action Billiards & Sports Bar, 3352 Whitney Ave, Hamden. Come and have fun
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Lingerie models. Catwalk. Kiss. Good. Pic
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
World War II airman found frozen in California glacier. In other news, there's a glacier in California
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(Mirror)
 
 
 
Senior citizens complain about being "trapped in sex-party hell" in Cancun
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(National Hurricane Center)
 
 
 
Hurricane Wilma could reach Category 5, according to the National Hurricane Center. Has also "developed the dreaded pinhole eye," whatever the hell that means
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this juggler
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Tue October 18, 2005
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA player says new dress code prohibiting chains worn over clothing is "a racist statement" against young black men. Mr. T pities the fools
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(AccessNorthGa.com)
 
 
 
Book store named "Chapter 11 Book Store" files Chapter 11. Applications for "I Am A Millionaire Book Store" and "I Get Laid All The Time Book Store" already filed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Torn between dine-in and drive-thru, elderly man chooses both at neighborhood Burger King
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Even if you genuinely feel a police officer is a "liar" and a "dirty cop," it's still inadvisable to write it on a sign and picket police headquarters with it
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(KSL)
 
 
 
Having seen the damage hurricanes can do, Floridians do everything possible to prepare for Wilma. Everything except leave, that is
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(AP)
 
 
 
Finally, a vaccine that may eliminate unsightly fat people
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(Tri-City Herald)
 
 
 
Man calls police to say his car is missing, failing to mention that his four-month-old child was inside of it
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Scientists, wondering why a patch of bare dirt in southern California caught fire now, say they have ruled out an alien conspiracy
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(TheOmahaChannel.com)
 
 
 
Dumb: Parking in handicap parking place. Dumber: Doing it at the police station. Dumbest: Having two bags of meth on you
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
French aerospace official surrenders at drunken post-launch pool party. Oddly, no mention of catapulted cows
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Scientists find pop rocks on deep sea floor. Still looking for wax lips, giant Pixy Stix
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bagel tosser is toast, soon to be under lox and key
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(Bakersfield Californian)