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Sun August 14, 2005
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tired of amateur ghostbusters at California school, police install cameras, advise people looking for dead 'Billy' that cops are prepared to let people meet him
source: bradenton.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
2005's Marine of the Year comes up with his own way to clear out the drunken nightclub revelers outside his window
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Newlywed couple gets stranded at the airport. The Sun's Page 3 girls are there
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton dumps her chihuahua Tinkerbell for another because it was growing into a bigger bitch than she is
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Remembering the last guy who beat the Nazi asses halfway back to berlin
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Archaeologists on the verge of finding sixty ancient ships sunk in the battle of the Aegates Islands more than 2 000 years ago
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(Some goofball)
 
 
 
What is your favorite movie scene?
source: uncut.at   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Police put rolling roadbock in motorway to pick up escaped bear. Teddy Bear, that is
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"King of the Edsels" has 226 of them on his 37-acre compound, carefully spaced so a tornado can't take all of them out
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(itn.co.uk)
 
 
 
'Terrible Tastes of the Great Dictators' to do a special on Saddam's golden bathrooms
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man rescued from bush after waving lighter at rescue helicopters
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(Eagle Gazette)
 
 
 
An interesting read on how to get food straight from the farmer to you.
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
In 1992, a married couple won $5.5 million in lottery. Two years later they blew through $1 million and divorced. In 2001, the now ex-wife died of heart failure. Now, the bank is about to foreclose on a $480,000 house and the husband has nothing
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(News Journal)
 
 
 
Homemade salsa and a farmers market. Mmmm good.
source: mansfieldnewsjournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Help)
 
 
 
Theme: Unusual things showing up on the baggage scanner
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(KTRK)
 
 
 
Olympic hopes and dreams of athletic rodents dashed
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(EITB 24)
 
 
 
British Airways loses almost 40 million pounds, looks stunning in new bikini
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
US soldiers trading their vehicles for some sweet Afghani ass
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The music industry sets its sights on ripping and burning again. Calls it looting and raping like a pack of vikings after me lucky charms. .
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(KESQ)
 
 
 
County evicting homeless man from 250-square foot underground house, complete with patio, that he dug in the desert
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Guy buys numerous rabbits, names them George and then hugs them and pets them and kisses them and then gets real freaky with them
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(Philly Burbs)
 
 
 
Fraternity may face torture charges
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Careful, that's bad luck (not safe for work)
source: mamba.nlogy.cz
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Grade school tries out new system of color-coding children
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(MB Online)
 
 
 
Mongolia plagued by ninjas
source: myrtlebeachonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
The 21st century phenomena of Technology Burnout
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
On the eve of her biography release, Victoria Beckham (aka Posh Spice) admits to never reading a book
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Pedophile sentenced to 424 years in prison released early. Child protection agencies surrender
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(Cosh Tribune)
 
 
 
Cornhole rules and regs - with pic of excited cornhole players. Just don't let your bag hit the ground.
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Elephant throws out first pitch at a baseball game (pic)
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(Newark Advocate)
 
 
 
Transitions - help on how to help you and your kid ease into 1. Kingergarten 2. High School 3. College.
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(Mosnews)
 
 
 
Army officer rents out his soldiers as cheap labor - What could possibly go wrong?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: What mannequins do after the store closes
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(Some Iowa Guy)
 
 
 
Police hard at work check strip clubs more frequently than other bars. To uhh, you know, get tips on crime, and uhh you know, check for illegal gambling, and uhh you know, "other violations". Yeah, yeah, that's it
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
TSA may loosen ban on razorblades, small knives, scissors, ice picks and bows and arrows.
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(Walken 2008)
 
 
 
This country needs more cowbell
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(WMTW.com)
 
 
 
Teen starts floating hot dog stand. Well, not stand as much as float
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(webindia123.com)
 
 
 
Tommy Lee hopes reality shows will prove he is not just a crazy, tattooed, madman rocker
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Designers of a man-portable water cannon to knock down rioters apparently unaware that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, they must have been napping during freshman physics
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Plane crash in Marathon, Greece
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
The good news is they've managed to combine insect repellent and sunscreen. The bad news is it's made of concentrated hippo sweat
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(Times Online)
 
 
 
Crystal ball starts blaze. Psychic didn't see that one coming
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
There's a whole lot of blowing going on in Glasgow as world bagpipe championship starts
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tea drinker
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada will soon be sending henchmen down south to start cracking heads and breaking some American thumbs
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(WFMY)
 
 
 
In today's Sign Of The Apocalypse, toads invade Montana. Bugs and viruses scheduled to make an appearance in Redmond tomorrow
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(noaa.gov)
 
 
 
Plane in Japanese airspace hit by lightning, gets white hair, super-sayan powers (with pics)
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Sat August 13, 2005
(CNN)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday Fidel. Still going strong after all these years fighting to better Cuba
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Welsh considering tripling booze prices to cut down on binge drinking. Yeah. That'll work.
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(American Physical Society)
 
 
 
Scientists discover why dry spaghetti breaks into more than two pieces. Still no cure for cancer
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(News24)
 
 
 
Couple trying to have sex in an electric substation are shocked to discover that the lines are quite live
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
No less an expert than Cameron Diaz notes that as men age, their testicles are noticeably less perky. Names the testicular disorder "SBH"
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(Cape Codder)
 
 
 
Town's discussion on appropriate noise levels for street performers is being challenged...by a mime
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(friesian.com)
 
 
 
The Fascist Ideology of Star Trek: Militarism, Collectivism, & Atheism
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
University of California engineering professor builds a plug-in hybrid car which gets up to 250 mpg
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(New India Press)
 
 
 
Despite order prohibiting the practice, locals continue smashing coconuts over each other's heads in ancient Gilligani religious ritual
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(WebIndia123)
 
 
 
You might think after nine speeding tickets in nine hours he would have given up and accepted that he was going to be late
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy and his basket
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Seven days, 188 drunk driving arrests, 162 misdemeanor drug arrests, 38 felony drug arrests, and 1,250 traffic tickets. For police, Sturgis bike rally remains a target-rich environment
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Man quietly acquires one third of all Nash Healeys in existence without his neighbors knowing about it
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Three Teutonic ultracars vie for ultrarich drivers
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(Newark Advocate)
 
 
 
Licking County judge sends custody dispute involving two lesbians back to Columbus courts. Franklin County magistrate says it is just right that the Lesbians hold court in Licking County.
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(Tri-Cities.com)
 
 
 
Residents accustomed to parking wrong way on streets are not amused after city fixes ordinance, and police issue 217 tickets in the first month
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Aussie girl will make it move down under not safe for work
source: teenythongs.net
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Pres. Bush signs electronic prescription monitoring bill. Rush Limbaugh to finally finds an issue that he can disagree with him on
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Article claims Bush signing transportation bill is acknowledgment of a collapsing US economy, compares to German autobahn program of 1933
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(NY Press)
 
 
 
Most G.I.s in Iraq live like college students, what with the DVD players and king-sized beds and high-speed Internet. "We had no idea conditions were going to be this great."
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this light guy
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(KCRA)
 
 
 
Bullies call teen gay. Teen says he's not, gets lawyer -- makes school district bend over to tune of $250K
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to call in sick when you just need a day off
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(Action News)
 
 
 
Radio station has people dressed as convicts running around the freeway, asking for rides. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Little person claims to be an original Oompa Loompa on resume, gets dimed out by actual Oompa Loompa
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Scientists create a test tube sausage. Still no cure for cancer
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fark attracts young, wealthy users. But so does ecstacy
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(CNN/SI)
 
 
 
Twenty-five most intriguing sports characters
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Two people shot with blow darts in Bozeman, Montana. Welcome to the jungle, baby
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(BBC)
 
 
 
With ever-soaring world oil prices, you can receive up to an 80-percent tax credit when you buy a Hummer H2, but only $1500 when you buy a hybrid
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(All Headline News)
 
 
 
Alan Greenspan puts woman, a complete stranger, through grad school
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Pat Goldstein (LA movie critic): "'Deuce Bigelow 2' sucks." Rob Schneider: "What do you know? It's not like you've won a Pulitzer Prize for film criticism." Roger Ebert: "I have, and your movie sucks."
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(AP)
 
 
 
Special items from the copyright office
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(AP)
 
 
 
U.S. fighter jet bombs Australian building
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
England's highest mountain conquered by two-year-old
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop some chick freaking out in her tent
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(NBC17)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass cheetah cubs born at San Diego Zoo (with video)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Skateboarders now using nine-story vert ramp, complete with elevator and weather vane (with pics)
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Fri August 12, 2005
(WISH-TV)
 
 
 
Dad finds naked 25-year-old man under his 13-year-old daughter's bed. Dad conducts his own "interrogation" before calling police and paramedics
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(Some Happy Gas Chart)
 
 
 
Here's a handy-dandy chart to get you smiling and thanking your lucky stars when you pull up to the pump
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently not satisfied with profits already being at record levels, oil companies raise prices yet again, refuse to build more refineries
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Four-hundred-foot waterfall discovered in a park
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
An analysis of rock music by L. Ron. Hubbard
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Microsoft to patent numbers displayed in a box. Next up: Wheel, fire
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(Victoria Times-Colonist)
 
 
 
Kid's efforts to raise money for scooter with lemonade stand were sucking until bus driver stops and buys a round for his passengers. I love this town
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Busting lap dancers is no fun for deputy sheriffs -- right, guys?
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(Traverse City Record-Eagle)
 
 
 
State police criminal database used by schools before hiring employees can be thwarted by typing in "Dan" instead of "Daniel," even if you include the guy's Social Security and driver's license numbers
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(Journal and Courier)
 
 
 
Indiana man arrested for passing counterfeit $100 bills. The giveaway? He used Lincoln's face on them
source: jconline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(poontang)
 
 
 
Inspired by the "meth time machine" photo series: Produce a warning against the hazards of the long-term use of Fark
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
PETA demands Gamecocks mascot be put down. In other news, everyone still waits for South Carolina/Oregon State matchup
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oklahoma man says he "forgot he had pipe bomb in luggage," can only hope prison cell mate makes the same mistake
source: famulus.msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
49ers Coach Mike Nolan: "In our process (of learning as much as possible about Alex Smith), with the single exception of sleeping with him, I know everything I could possibly know about him"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not often do you see the phrase "rigorous bathtub training" in a news article. Or "surfing mice"
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
UFO debunker passes away at the age of 85. Or was silenced by people maintaining a conspiracy between advanced alien civilizations and the U.S. government. Take your pick
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(India Times)
 
 
 
Indian village for sale on Ebay. Article also mentions "fart machine"
source: economictimes.indiatimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
You can't say "breast" on the radio in Kentucky. Reality check fails
source: kentucky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bush Administration sending conflicting signals over timeline for withdrawl from Iraq. If they go there will be trouble, if they stay it will be double
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(Columbus Ledger-Enquirer)
 
 
 
Mallgoer arrested for smearing poop on his face. The Smoking Gun crosses fingers in anticipation of mug shot
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(Richmond Times Dispatch)
 
 
 
Virginia DUI law ruled unconstitutional because not everyone with a BAC of 0.08 is drunk. Your dog wants one for the road
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(W*USA 9)
 
Video
 
Truck driver admits he should've known better, creates interstate soda river
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(WPVI)
 
 
 
This week's "robber leaves his wallet at the scene of bank robbery" story brought to you from Philadelphia
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kermit the Frog is soon to turn 50. Turns out that eating pork on a regular basis isn't so bad for you after all
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton says Hillary hasn't decided to run in '08, just like he hasn't decided to eat bacon for breakfast and sleep with skanks
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Clifford Etienne, boxer who got knocked the fark out by Tyson in 49 seconds, charged with attempted first-degree murder after holding up check-cashing business
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bath Chronicle)
 
 
 
Scientists stop bugs landing on your salad, still no cure for cancer
source: thisisbath.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Record high oil prices have Americans outraged -- if by "outraged," you mean buying more than they ever have before
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chinese actress Zhang Ziyi is coming of age as an international film star, breaking stereotypes. Her most recent films and role? "Memoirs of a Geisha": Prostitute. "2046": Prostitute. "House of Flying Daggers": Prostitute
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Man cited for spray-painting "Die you miserable bitch" on side of his house facing neighbor who's dying from cancer
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(webindia123.com)
 
 
 
Jennifer Connelly likes to read, talk on the phone and shop on the Internet while having sex
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
NOAA weather satellite, used to study global warming, reported false cooling trend. Confused nighttime temperatures with daytime and had a math error. Disparities didn't account for the growing pirate population
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Apparently not familiar with the concept of "laying low," Brazilian bank robbers nabbed purchasing a truckload of cars
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Homeland Security chief hands out diplomas to dogs who graduated from bomb-sniffing school. Your dog wants a career
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Statue commemorating famous V-J day kiss unveiled by nurse in photograph: "I still regret not slapping him."
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Hot lesbian action -- by swans at Boston's Public Garden
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Dozens of people camp out in order to have a chance to win free Chick-fil-A for a year
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(Some Mercutio)
 
 
 
Lateral-thinking puzzle No. 200
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(10News)
 
 
 
Authorities: "We don't want him to go through life with a pickle jar on his head"
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Denver's grand plans for Spanish-language library on hold after officials discover what "fotonovelas" are
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(Some Farker)
 
 
 
Photoshop this car gangsta. Difficulty: No Icy Hot Stuntaz
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Page 2 gets to the bottom of why baseball players like to wear their caps askew
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a popular song being used inappropriately as the jingle for a TV commercial. (Link goes to inspiration)
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Gas tops $6.38/gal in Norway. Apparently locals are out of arms and legs
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(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Test standards lowered for firefighters in Denver to increase diversity
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(Fresh99)
 
 
 
Classic video games that let you use the crappers (with pics)
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(Tampa Tribune)
 
 
 
Sushi fundraiser held to raise money for aquarium
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(Some Robbed Guy)
 
 
 
You know when your city gives companies millions in tax breaks to create more jobs? You can guess what the companies do with the moola
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
In order to not offend people who never existed, NCAA orders IU's "Fighting Illini" to change their name
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
A wedding brochure featuring happy newlyweds has been withdrawn after it emerged the groom was jailed for beating his bride months after their big day
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Perseids meteor shower to hit its peak on the 12th
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Tibetan)
 
 
 
Possible "dragon" photographed in Tibet's skies. Somebody call Matthew McConaughey before we all die
source: theepochtimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Nature.com)
 
 
 
Scientists try to recover data from Incan version of hard drives: Intricately knotted accounting strings
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Esquire's "top 20 most stylish men" list. Also advises that average guy can be stylish by remembering to wear shoes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Apply Murphy's Law to this newly married couple
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
TV reporter, late for his media softball game, arrives to field in channel's helicopter. Managers not amused, and his team still lost by 20
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(NBC 5)
 
 
 
Three Colorado kids who found $98,000 and turned it in to police have been told they can keep it
source: nbc5i.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fake news is on the increase
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Cops called in to investigate fake tiger (with pic)
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Thu August 11, 2005
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Web entrepreneur creates "bum-vertising" -- ads on homeless, pandhandlers. For some reason, advocates fail to see the brilliance in his plan
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(mosnews)
 
 
 
Scientists see Chernobyl as a successful wildlife preserve
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(Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Tips on how to make money off other people's misery. Best alternative since local mob does not sell shares yet
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(newsnet5.com)
 
 
 
Mayor of Akron, Ohio, docks himself a days pay for using the F-word
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Seven-foot, nine-inch giant is world's tallest human (with pic goodness)
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(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Significant ostrich impact after Rooster loses in court. Noisy balloons to blame
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Bad: You have to get triple bypass surgery. Worse: When you wake up, all three of your angry wives are there looking for some answers
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(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Ever wonder if the person on the other end of the phone is really paying attention? The "Jerk-O-Meter" may hold the answer
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Man makes furniture out of FedEx shipping materials. FedEx's lawyers not amused
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Official says the hundreds of leaks are in no way related to sub-standard concrete used on the Big Dig. Apparently, it is possible to mix too much pork in concrete
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(The Very Cold Post Crescent)
 
 
 
Antlers are forbidden at Packers games to prevent fans from storming the field and stabbing Brett Favre when he heaves his weekly "what was that?" interception
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
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(NBC 5)
 
 
 
Rattled raccoon refuses rescue
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(Phenomenon Magazine)
 
 
 
"Da Vinci Code" movie to omit references to religion. Will end up being "a great car chase movie"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
After bombing at box office, "The Island" now faces copyright case for stealing plot points from a 1979 British film
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
644 accordionists play simultaneously, breaking world record for worst sound, previously set by Macy Gray
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Not only is she H.O.T.-- Helping Our Troops -- she's hot. (Scroll down for pic)
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(Albany Democrat-Herald)
 
 
 
Self-defense instructor takes little kids to practice outside. Police send half the force to respond to possible "gang activity," proceed to pat down five-year-old and cite students for disturbing the peace
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Theme: If Fark had its own hall of fame...
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(WRAL.com)
 
 
 
Problem: Evening basketball at the Wainwright home disturbs the neighboring Langstons. Solution: Send the whole town to bed 30 minutes before dark
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(Fairbanks Daily News-Miner)
 
 
 
Alaskan's digital sign, on which he displayed Bible verses, must be unplugged because it looks too much like a road-condition sign. Today's road-condition update: Slow going from Exit 12 to Psalm 119
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
New York City, happy with the smoking ban, turns their attention to trans-fats in restaurant recipes. Soon there will be no drinking and no talking
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(Some Pissed D-Backs Fan)
 
 
 
Taking a page from Lance Armstrong's repertoire, Florida Marlins 3B Mike Lowell pulls the ol' hidden ball trick on the Arizona Diamondbacks
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Political correctness strikes college football, as UT-OU Red River Shootout to be renamed "Red River Rivalry." Because we all know how much people in Texas and Oklahoma hate guns
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New impotence cream on the horizon. Directions say to apply cream to penis, rub furiously
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Oklahoma man arrested at airport with explosive device. "Not terrorist related," says TSA
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Aural sex + podcast = podnography
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian golfer, playing on course in Sweden, scores hole-in-one... in Finland
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(Webindia)
 
 
 
The latest theory is that the dinosaurs were killed off by multiple competing scientific theories
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Oklahoma man, angered by repeated raids of wife's panties, sets up MacGyver-like trap, beats thief senseless. The Smoking Gun is there
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Texas becomes fourth state to have minority-majority population. Gives new meaning to state slogan: "It's like a whole other country"
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Politician offers a "one-finger salute" to the opposition in front of a roomful of school kids
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Experts" claim a large tooth could prove the existence of the Loch Ness Monster. The only hitch? They don't have it and can't find it
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(LancasterOnline.com)
 
 
 
Man shoots car three times after alarm goes off. Police not amused
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Courtney Love fails another drug test, still an enormous whore
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(Western Daily Press)
 
 
 
Dead man's wish to go out with a bang goes up in smoke
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(Gloucester Citizen)
 
 
 
Bears made to parachute
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Sheriff's department deputizes three horses, in part to help enforce official guidelines about not having relationships with fellow deputies
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(Florida Times-Union)
 
 
 
Rosalynn Carter to go down on Jimmy Carter
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Teacher, 27, busted for having sex with her 16-year-old student
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Escaped Tennesee inmate and his wife's cover of going to "Amway convention" makes cabbie suspicious because "to be honest, they weren't very pushy about their product and I've dealt with them before"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NASA prepares latest Mars orbiter for launch, hopes to someday return Courtney Love to her home planet
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Places to skip on your next vacation
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(The Superficial)
 
 
 
Tara "Lumpy" Reid in a bikini (SFW)
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(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
Professors behind bars: Madison faculty get vacation pay while in prison
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oliver Stone pleads no contest to being Oliver Stoned; claims grassy knoll source of trouble
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(ABC13)
 
 
 
Evading the police during a chase: Cool. Being arrested by the dogcatcher: Priceless
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(neurocon)
 
 
 
Seattle Fark Party -- 19th August, 8:00 p.m. @ The Dubliner (FINAL). LGT original thread
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(Bainbridge Review)
 
 
 
Hallmark relieved to finally have a customer for their unique "Sorry I accidentally stabbed you, get well soon" cards
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(NCB6.net)
 
 
 
Hundreds of truckers block Florida turnpike to protest high gas prices. BJ McKay unavailable for comment (with pics)
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(Expatica)
 
 
 
Nudists annoyed by other nudists having sex on their beaches, ask the government to set aside beaches for people who want to have sex in public
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(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Dallas-Fort Worth Fark party on Saturday, September 17 @ J. Gilligan's in Arlington
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British bikini beeps if you tan too long. Still working on version that beeps if you're too fat to be wearing a bikini in the first place
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: If Drew owned CNN...
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Siberian permafrost thawing. Wakes up, looks around bleary eyed, scratches self, releases enough methane gas to doom us all
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Scotland hosts "homeless world cup" soccer tournament, but ends up denying most of the teams because, well, they're homeless (second story)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Collection of Einstein quotes
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(Farktography)
 
 
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 14: "It's a Technically." Link goes to next week's theme. Please read first post
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Wed August 10, 2005
(nbc4i)
 
 
 
Escaped Tennesee inmate, wife captured in Columbus, Ohio
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One in 25 men may unknowingly be raising another man's child, according to this report from the Department of Things Made up to Get in the Media
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(Defamer)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise never questioned his faith. Just ask his lawyer
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Goat crowned King of Ireland
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dubya signs $286-billion highway bill designed to keep roads modern and safe. Notably, Alaska gets $941 million of it, despite the fact that Alaskans don't own cars
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(PittsburghLive)
 
 
 
Unable to get an eagle, man beats goose to death on 11th hole
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(Google)
 
 
 
Extreme ironing is gaining popularity. Photoshop other mundane tasks... to the extreme!
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jay Mohr gives tip on how to figure out if your sports team sucks. Duke sucks
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(AP)
 
 
 
Red-headed women feel less pain. Researchers also confirm fat-bottomed women still make the rockin' world go round
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists discover two new species of lemur in Madagascar. Originally thought they had three, but it was just Ryan Seacrest on vacation
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(Reading Eagle)
 
 
 
Charges tossed out against guy who bought a case of beer for a teenager. Judge says DA didn't prove Miller Genuine Draft is really beer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Whats left of a truck carrying 58,000 pounds of explosives is on fire in Utah (with pics)
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
NY Catholic priest, who railed against our "sex-saturated society," busted for having an affair with a married woman
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(Ablogistan)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity is forced to change his phone number after an indie rock band puts his number in the title of their latest album
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
By a 6-4 vote, the Kansas Board of Education has approved a draft of science standards which cements a victory for Flying Spaghetti Monsterists everywhere
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(SpokesmanReview.com)
 
 
 
Councilman in deep doo-doo with health officials because he won't put toilet paper in his bar's restrooms. Brought to you by the same city with the boy-loving mayor
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Every Sydney speed-camera fine now in doubt after state unable to prove MD5 is uncrackable
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minnesota town wants toilet garden flushed off of city grounds, feels it was the butt of a joke. Residents don't give a crap, hold town ass-embly. Sounds like a sh*tty deal
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(Detroit News)
 
 
 
As Detroit prepares to lay off non-essential workers such as police and fire personnel, check out these neat deer they just bought for $1,000,000
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(Milwaukee Journal Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man says Dr. Phil inspired him to lock wife in trunk. Jailarity ensues
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Mayoral candidate finds he is ineligible because he assaulted the previous mayor. Also says he suffers from "post-traumatic slavery syndrome"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
What's the best way to solve L.A.'s traffic problems? Dig a five-mile, double-decker freeway tunnel under seismically active ground, of course
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(BBC)
 
 
 
81-year-old man, awakened from a nap, starts shooting at helicopters that were trying to extinguish a forest fire
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(AP)
 
 
 
Drunk steals a snack truck and attempts to sell its entire load for $5.00 in order to buy more beer
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(wcjb)
 
 
 
Homeless people object to city redevelopment plan that calls them "vagrants" and "transients." Bums, hobos and winos considered as alternates
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania inmates agree to meet with academic scholars to discuss ways to curb criminal activity. New "Free Tossed Salad" coupon program isn't working out as planned
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
EPA proposes one million years of radiation limits for Yucca Mountain to protect humans and, eventually, the evolved rat people of Nevada
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(Danni.com)
 
Boobies
 
Penny Flame for your thoughts? (NSFW -- sponsored link)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you want to win the object of your affection, an extravagant gift that has no resale value is the way to go
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
A dozen decapitated kangeroos discovered on golf course. Officials surmising a hole-in-one followed by a slice
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(Real Tech News)
 
 
 
Old school, baby: 400 free DOS games
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iran breaks the seals on nuclear power plant, so you know they'll be getting up to go to the nuclear bathroom every five minutes now
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cool drawbridge
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(mosnews.com)
 
 
 
Russian reality TV tainted by participants with backgrounds in crime and porn. In other words, it's just like American reality TV
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yankee fan who fell onto the net behind home plate wanted to test if it would hold his weight
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Hull wins "worst town in Britain" prize for the second year in a row
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(WSIL-TV Carterville)
 
 
 
UPS driver finds nine-foot python in truck, turns it into animal shelter. Man expecting delivery of snake sees story, claims it. What can brown do for you?
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Russian oligarch does not mind his beautiful wife starring in softcore porn film (SFW pic)
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Jeb vows to keep the feeding tube connected to Florida State's mascot
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Drew will be on 540 AM WFLA in a few minutes (8:05amish EST) -- here's a stream
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(Tuscaloosa News)
 
 
 
Bad: Putting fake blue flashing light on dashboard and pulling over random car. Worse: Random car turns out to be driven by undercover policemen. Worst: Leaving cocaine on center console while doing it
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(nydailynews.com)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise almost left Scientology after learning the story of Xenu and the volcanoes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Company makes kit to toilet train millions of cats. Has video on homepage of cat doing No. 1 to prove it
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(INQ7, Phillipines)
 
 
 
Priest using holy water to expel evil demons from political chamber the night before presidential impeachment hearings. If successful, House of Representatives expected to be completely empty tomorrow
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(WebIndia)
 
 
 
World Marble Champion crowned, wins $500, wonders "Where's the endorsement deals?"
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(Some hiker)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tiny turtle
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(Some TF'er)
 
 
 
Seattle Fark Party -- 19th August @ Tini Bigs. (Argue about location in thread)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drunken pigeons wreak havoc
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Ancient city of Legos revealed
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Atlanta Labor Day Weekend Fark Party -- Saturday, 9/3, 7:30 p.m. at Dave & Buster's Gwinnett Place. Y'all come
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Blockbuster crashes hard into red ink, surfaces, points shaky finger of blame squarely at conveyor belt of suck leading out of Hollywood
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man gets ticket for littering; tells cops "we'll settle this like men so take off your badge and we'll go in the schoolyard and fight"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
PC case made of fans (with pics)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There is an engineering gap between the U.S. and the Pacific Rim countries. Let the new cold war, engineering nerd race begin
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(wdsu dot com)
 
 
 
County forces students who are expelled to enroll in boot camp
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Racing legend AJ Foyt stung by nearly 200 bees
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Tue August 09, 2005
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yankees fan falls from the upperdeck behind homeplate, says he was just imitating the Yankees season (with pic)
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(Click On Detroit)
 
NewsFlash
 
Detroit chemical plant burning after explosions. Did the Tigers win tonight?
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(Some Dad)
 
 
 
Insta-photoshop: Farker's daughter is having her birthday this week and she loves the photoshops on fark. The hooligan on the left is her younger sister. I will only show her the appropriate ones but make her parents laugh, too
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ancient pool mentioned in Bible discovered. Sign on the wall stating "Walk on the water at your own risk" confirms authenticity
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Balloons
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(RightOnNews.com)
 
 
 
Army dumps general for "personal misconduct." Still unclear who asked, and whom he told
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man aims to visit every Starbucks, attempts to find coffee-flavored coffee
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man dies after 50 hours of computer games. Forgot to use code R1, R2, L1, O, L, D, R, U, L, D, R, U
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Terrell Owens misses practice for fourth day out of five, too busy pulling his groin
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Dad learns two big lessons: First, don't trust your son with a shotgun, and second, people in Winnipeg love their beer more than they fear your kid with a shotgun
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Twenty-five percent of employees lie on their résumé. In other news, zero percent of job advertisements tell the whole truth
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Sea lion drops acid, decides to head into the city
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(International Education)
 
 
 
NASA adds Bangor International Airport to list of shuttle landing sites in case any of the astronauts becomes a drunk and unruly passenger or shows up on a terror watch list
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(WMUR)
 
 
 
Thieves abandon stolen loot of Segway scooters when they cann't find anyone interested in buying them
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(Western Daily Press)
 
 
 
Lennon was jealous of McCartney. Sir Paul fails to conceal wry smile
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Kyoto dancers face charges for flashing their katanas from beneath their kimonos
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson says her boobies are real and she's no longer ashamed of them. Also, there's a pic
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Remote Controlled Military vehicle has coming-out-party despite the organization's "don't ask, don't tell" policy
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentucky colleges receive over $9 million in grants to study things like monitoring milk and pedestrians
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(Zappy McZapper)
 
 
 
Photoshop this DJ getting hit by a taser
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Thieves steal three-foot Humpty Dumpty from wall. All the king's horses and all the king's men quickly being assembled
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
When you're in an auto accident, do you: A) Calmly wait for police to arrive? B) Flee to your house, grab a sword and wooden mallet, put on medieval protection and tell the police, "I have a thousand years of power"?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Unable to take Jack Nicklaus' place in history, Tiger Woods settles for taking his parking spot
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
ABC to resurrect 70s series "The Night Stalker." Original Night Stalker last seen weaving a tapestry of profanity which to this day is still hovering over Lake Michigan
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(Evening Express)
 
 
 
Officials question how stupid criminals can be as prison inmate swallows fork -- and sues
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
O'Hare Airport seeking company to supply and maintain motorized plastic toilet-seat covers. Winning bidder to receive assload of work
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Iran restarts nuclear program. Thumbs nose, sticks out tongue at U.S., overheard chanting "Nyah nyah, the USA's a doodyhead." Invasionarity to ensue
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(spaceflightnow.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
Wheels on the ground. Welcome home, Discovery
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop people too wrapped up in their work (link goes to example)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man comes home to find cop car in driveway, officer in bedroom having sex with daughter and is confused about who to call to report him (with pic)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Grammy-winning singer Marc Cohn shot in the head in Denver. Amazingly, he'll still be able to go walking in Memphis
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(Kansas City Star)
 
 
 
Rep. Don Young of Alaska manages to get a $229-million bridge inserted in latest transportation bill -- to be named, coincidentally, Don Young's Way
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(Columbia Journalism Review)
 
 
 
FCC has been quiet lately. Too quiet
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Police officer orders and escorts driver to optometrist to prove he was wearing contact lenses
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(10 News San Diego)
 
 
 
Attempted rape suspect discovers that his excuse -- that he was looking for a hooker -- is not backed up by the lonely dollar bill in his wallet
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(Pak Tribune)
 
 
 
Bitterly divided U.S. unable to select cricket team, misses international tournament. Believed to be first instance in which Americans will be accused of taking cricket too seriously
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In largest heist in Brazilian history, thieves tunnel under two city blocks to a bank vault; make off with $68 million
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(365gay.com)
 
 
 
DJ beaten for playing too much "gay music"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From the "What Could Possibly Go Wrong?" Department: Australia in talks to supply China with uranium for "peaceful purposes"
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Lawyer publishes book on most contentious issue of our time: Lounge-chair towels. "A British tourist would be quite within their legal rights to ignore the reservation implied by the towels if there is nobody there"
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(Some Rabbit)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rabbit
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Minivan bought at police auction has 100 pounds of pot inside
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
Ancient Egyptians gossiped about a bald queen, royals who had affairs, missing bodies, homosexuality, harem intrigue and more
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(CBC)
 
 
 
When power fails at Arctic island airport, generator used to make coffee and run fax machine. Radios and runway lights not a priority
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(WGAL)
 
 
 
Judges get salary increases of more than $15,000 under new state law. Those same judges will now rule on whether or not the law is constitutional
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Everything'sa better on a laser disc
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Google punishes CNET after CNET published a story showing how easy it was to find personal info using Google -- and using Google's CEO as an example
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Judge uses "cute girl becomes horrible skeleton" photo sequence to scare users off meth. Ackbar photo used to demonstrate it's a trap
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(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Dwight Gooden's son is following in his dad's footsteps. Unfortunately, it's not onto the pitching mound
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
Having solved all other social dilemmas, Dallas cracks down on feeding homeless
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(AP)
 
 
 
Radio station stops "slap fest" contests after New York State attorney general classifies it as a "combative sport"
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(AP)
 
 
 
Five years after state government allowed Florida residents to ride motorcycles without helmets, study finds... well, let's just say they didn't use their newfound freedom in the responsible and careful manner for which Floridians are renowned
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Two teenage boys suspended from school after visiting brothel during field trip
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman leaves son at McDonald's for throwing a tantrum over a Happy Meal
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(Sify)
 
 
 
A young Rip Van Winkle is in the making as boy falls asleep for 11 months... and counting
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sandstorm disrupts Iraqi political meetings. No word on how they'll react to the atomics
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Shot through the heart / and you're to blame / you give carpenters / a bad name
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Hauling ass for nature: Wind generated from Toronto highway could power wind turbine
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Harry Potter books have become favourite reading material among terrorist suspects at Guantanamo
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Patients to be given grants of up to £1,000 so they can boost their health by buying a pet
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
World's smallest violin plays for Chelsea football club owner after wrong sort of fuel pumped into world's fifth-largest yacht
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(The Iowa Channel)
 
 
 
Part of Iowa interstate shut down after tractor-trailer of cat food crashes and erupts into flames
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Woman uses hunting rifle to register noise complaint with neighbor
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(Capital News)
 
 
 
Political reporters laugh with glee as wife of husband convicted of tax fraud announces she will challenge wife of impeached president for Senate seat
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Marilyn Monroe did not commit suicide. But more importantly, she once had a sexual liaison with Joan Crawford
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(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Newspaper to publish readers' submissions for upcoming Idaho quarter. Photoshop your entries
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Get ready for that call from mom and dad at 5:00 a.m. complaining that their VCR isn't recording correctly: Congress has extended daylight savings time
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(ArriveNet)
 
 
 
Your tax dollars hard at work: The Denver Public Library promoting a plan that would make seven of its branches "Spanish focused," banishing English language books to the backroom
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(Yahoo News)
 
 
 
Army whistleblower being demoted for daring to ask such questions as "Why is Halliburton getting billions in contracts without competitive bidding?"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The White House has "Lost in Space" scenarios in place. The Smoking Gun is there
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man drives off without wife realizes six hours later, just assumed he had gone deaf
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(Eircom.net)
 
 
 
Event organisers udderly disappointed as search for hand-milkable cow turns sour
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(Google)
 
 
 
AudioEdit alien conversations as they invade Earth and reduce us to crumbling ruin
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(timesonlineUK.com)
 
 
 
Mom and dad went to Russia to save submariners and all I got was a lousy wristwatch
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(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Major League pitcher's career turned around when the huge bass he was about to catch was eaten by a seal
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(wsoctv.com)
 
 
 
No more excuses: Boston parking-enforcement officers getting $2,500 computers that print out tickets on waterproof paper
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
In Switzerland, the hills are alive with the sound of music, as people out for a relaxing commune with nature try not to end up as bear food
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
California creating zero-energy houses. Amish tap foot and wonder what all the hubbub's about
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these nostrils
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart loses appeal of Oregon Land Use Board decision denying it permission to build store after forgetting to put stamp on envelope. Also forgot to sign bribe check
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A 15-year-old boy who gave a 13-year-old a "purple nurple" sentenced to three days of community service for harassment. If he had given him a "melvin," he would have faced a death sentence
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
New designs considered for next generation of NASA spacecraft (with pic)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Failed London bombers appear in court, charged with looking stupid while wearing a fizzing backpack in a public place
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"After the Upper House election, Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi should hand the seat of the Prime Minister to Jesus Matayoshi, the one true God. If he cannot, he should cut his belly and die"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Shuttle explosion delayed until Tuesday
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ground zero for the real-estate bubble bursting appears to be San Diego.Coming soon to a neighborhood near you -- crying smiling realtors
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A week after pissing off Canada, DEA gets kicked out of Venuzuela
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Edy's Gourmet Ice-Cream Company rolls out the "World's littlest ice cream trucks," made by Mini Cooper (pic)
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(The Australian)
 
 
 
"Vegan Vixens," a group of scantily clad California models, are using sex appeal to sell vegetarianism to meat-loving American men
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(AP)
 
 
 
Ninety-nine-pound woman wins yet another eating contest by downing 35 bratwursts in 10 minutes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture of Manny Ramirez and Edgar Renteria banging heads
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I wish they made a cologne that smelled like Capt. Crunch. What smell do you think would make a good cologne/perfume? LGN
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fast new navy ship fires Affordable Weapons(TM)
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(woai.com)
 
 
 
Fork you: Man uses a fork to rob a restaurant
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Sex offenders now banned from public storm shelters. They'll be allowed to weather the storm in prison instead
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Learn when earth-orbiting satellites and space stations will be visible with your naked eye. Scare primitive cultures into thinking you are a god by "making" things will streak across the sky
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(ABC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Peter Jennings dead at 67
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(Daily Times)
 
 
 
Researchers discover people can be easily dissuaded from strawberry ice cream, but don't fark with their chocolate-chip cookies
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