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Sun July 03, 2005
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Kabuki
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
School boards nationwide being forced to deal with teachers who dress too much like attention-whoring students
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(wwmt.com)
 
 
 
Teens stretch industrial plastic wrap across roadway, not guessing the next vehicle along would be a motorcycle
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(nbc5)
 
 
 
New mega church opens on Chicago's southside, one of the many features include a 'cry room' where parents and babies can watch the service on flat-screen TVs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cutest cat photo EVAR
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
LIVE Coverage of Deep Impact's Comet Crash Begins at 11:30 p.m. EDT
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(Richmond Times Dispatch)
 
 
 
High schools now selling stadium naming rights. FARK.COM arena dreams still alive
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(Restaurant News)
 
 
 
Customers file class-action lawsuit agains fast food restaurant because of "seafood fraud"
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(Ring of Fire)
 
 
 
Japanese investigating undersea eruption near Iwo Jima
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Toyota building new plant in Canada despite massive subsidy offers from American states. Reason: southern Americans too dumb and illiterate to train; need directions in pictorial form
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(London Line)
 
 
 
Kellogg's cereal coporation forgets that the U.S. and Britain are two cultures separated by a common language
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Prison inmate to be tried for theft after eating slice of guard's pizza (second story down)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Grammar error on bus-stop ad makes it seem as if police were selling drugs
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(KCBS)
 
 
 
Alameda County's fireworks amnesty drop-off program a bust. In other news, tonight's illegal fireworks displays in Alameda County expected to be best ever
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(Some Metallica Fan)
 
 
 
AOL Radio to launch All Metallica station
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you've stolen a wallet in Darwin, Australia recently, you may want to avoid the drunken chap with the loaded hunting crossbow
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
New York doesn't let a ruling that an anti-begging law is unconstitutional stop them from charging and sentencing defendants under the law. Integrity surrenders
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Fireworks -- here comes the science
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(Business Wire)
 
 
 
How to make your hotdog a tasty cancer fighting machine
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(Some Independent Guy)
 
 
 
A short quiz on Independence Day myths. And you thought there'd be no homework over the holidays.
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California considers requiring IDs on bullets
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these bathing monkeys
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Top of lava dome falls into St. Helens crater. St. Helens expected to sue builder for negligence
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(Gainesville Times)
 
 
 
Having adequately covered the Supreme Court opening, CIA leak, G8 conference and the obligatory July 4th article, the Gainesville Times would like to let you know that soda loses its fizz in hot weather
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Roger Federer wins third Wimbledon singles title in straight sets
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(CNN)
 
 
 
American Lance Armstrong singled out for random drug test since the French apparently can think of no other way to stop him
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Putin plans Russia vodka monopoly, hotels on Boardwalk and Park Place
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Beer made with caffeine, "Beer with Extra," set to be launched in the U.K
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(Female First)
 
 
 
Steven Spielberg "baffled" why the number of UFO sightings has decreased in the last 20 years, even though the ability to capture them has increased
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(Macon Telegraph)
 
 
 
Now legal in Georgia: grabbling, noodling, hogging, tickling and dogging
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gaylord Nelson, Father of Earth Day, dies at 89
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Thousands gather to toss hubcaps, bob for pigs' feet at annual Redneck Games
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(Fort Wayne Journal Gazette)
 
 
 
Kids, this is why alcohol and bows and arrows don't mix; five men accused of amateur cow slaughtering
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Orlando Bloom is in four of the top seven all time best movies according to female voters
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"Gentlemen, get ready for Danica, now on the pole. Porsche, you're next on the main stage"
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Job title of year: Glowing Bird Dung Tracker
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
City councilman charged in theft of mascot head. Says he can't believe he fell into the same trap as Clinton
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
It may seem like we are living in a technological nirvana, but the rate of technological innovation has been falling for 100 years, a new study reveals. Fine, we can do without flying cars but PLEASE don't give up on virtual reality boobies
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Michigan to block spam from reaching children by creating large database of children's email addresses, IM names, and phone numbers. Because no database has even been broken into before
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(LG2GIS)
 
 
 
Theme: Anthropomorphization
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In-the-field TV reporters can no longer cover boring news stories without looking over their shoulder for the Cheese Ninja
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(The Monitor)
 
 
 
High school quarterback investigated for his role of amateur proctologist
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cassini probe finds Death Star under construction near Saturn. Tin foil hat sales on the rise
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Eastern coyotes are breeding with wolves, evolving into cunning, vicious coywolves. Kate Beckinsale's beeper explodes.
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Houston Fark party - Sunday, July 3, 6pm, The Flying Saucer, 705 Main @ Capitol
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(News24)
 
 
 
Women with fake breasts being advised to carry a doctor's note so that suspicious customs agents don't frisk them. And by "suspicious" they mean "horny"
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Sat July 02, 2005
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Daytona race is finally under way
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(MTV)
 
 
 
MTV cuts off Pink Floyd
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese man recites pi to 83,000 digits, setting world record
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(SF Examiner)
 
 
 
There are two marijuana clubs for every McDonald's in San Francisco
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Static electricty
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Venus Williams wins third Wimbeldon Championship title
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Seniors' bingo game shut down in Utah, but illegal gambling still thriving
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cow gets head stuck in tree (w/ pic)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Asians establish themselves as the kings of crazy sports with "Yak Skiing," which involves being towed down a mountain by a two-ton beast
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Newsweek story on Rove breaks
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman sues medical college for calling her 'too old' for classes
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Today's Paris Hilton Update: Paris attacked in London club by Paris' boyfriend Paris' ex-girlfriend, who thought they were taunting her by singing Barry Manilow's "Copacabana"
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(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Hong Kong Disneyland gives away 20K tickets to poor and disabled people for the period before the park opens. After all, you wouldn't want people like that around with the paying customers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to use black powder to split firewood
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Dolphins act as wedding witnesses, Eagles act as bridesmaids never the bride
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(Newark Advocate)
 
 
 
18 year old breaks Natural Athlete Strength Association's bench press record (with pic).
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Start a food fight in jail and you get prison loaf. Just like momma used to make
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(WNBC NYC)
 
 
 
Missing since May, Shasta Groene found alive in Idaho, younger brother still missing
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(Sheboygan Press)
 
 
 
Sheboygan company erects America's tallest flagpole with ginormous flag. Local residents, having nothing better to do, are reduced to tears
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lost notes on alchemy by Isaac Newton found; price of gold plummets
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(Some 80s Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this farker and the Hairbangers Ball
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(Daily News Journal)
 
 
 
Homeowner decorates house and yard with 50 American flags. Homeowners' association demands their removal. Why do homeowners' associations hate America?
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Hurricanes can trigger swarms of weak earthquakes and even set the Earth vibrating. Mother Nature blushes and smiles; who knew mountains were "for her pleasure"?
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(Minneapolis Star-Tribune)
 
 
 
Officer makes 184 drunk driving arrests in 220 shifts. Someone get that man a beer
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(EndPovertyNow.org)
 
 
 
Live 8 Discussion thread.. End Poverty Now
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Captain Obvious claims that videogamers have quicker eyes
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Prisons to save on guard salaries by installing fences that kill on touch
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
TASER manufacturer sues USA Today for libel for comparing TASERS to lightning and electric chairs
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Divers searching for missing boy in West Okoboji Lake find all sorts of miscellaneous crap on lake bottom
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(Some Treason.)
 
 
 
Karl Rove named as Plame Leak
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: A robot, a doughnut and a famous landmark
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB drops the AL vs NL format in favor of US vs the World in the Home Run derby
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton: "I'm the closest thing to American royalty anyway"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China mourns death of master calligrapher; says he didn't bring shame to ancestors, died with honor
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(Bit-Tech)
 
 
 
In the business version of a girly slap-fight, game developer strikes back at critics who said their game screencaps were faked
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Another shark attack in Florida. Don't worry; your tourist dollars are still safe
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(Sum Yung Guy)
 
 
 
Subscribers to political newsletter get their $$'s worth when they get sent confidential report on N. Korean report by mistake
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(Kentucky anyone?)
 
 
 
Smokes in Ohio go up 70 cents per pack w/sin tax. That's $7.00 per carton. $255.50 per year on a pack a day habit.
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Time Magazine will provide names of informants to court. Whistleblowing surrenders
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Parents think son is reincarnated WWII pilot. For once, the story's from a reputable source in a first world country
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
LA Lakers 17-year old draft pick compares himself to Shaq, in the meantime, he updates his profile on MySpace
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Fri July 01, 2005
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what would really have happened in 1985 if Marty McFly had successfully brought that sports almanac back
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When riding a stolen bike, it's less conspicuous if you wear clothes (5th item)
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(This Is London)
 
 
 
16-year-old student refuses to press charges against teachers for threesome
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Landlord evicts victim of murder attempt for 'being too loud'
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(star tribune)
 
 
 
Hoping to ensure no one ever has to work there, Mc Donald's now paying kids to do their homework
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Art exhibit "created as a comment on how much water we all waste" threatened with closure for wasting water
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kenny Rogers gets 20 days to contemplate what condition his condition is in
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sex crazed donkey sent to island after amassing 16 booty calls a day, scaring away most of the herd
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Gates predicts computer implants. Resistance is useless. Your cultural distinctiveness will be replaced with Windows
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Luther Vandross has passed out of the here and now
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Much like the team under Jon Gruden's leadership, Tampa Bay Bucs' stadium is collapsing
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Germans build museum dedicated to sausage. Ron Jeremy expected to be main attraction
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Jordan absolutely flabbergasted to discover that banning Saddam's book, "Get Out of Here, Curse You," just makes more people want to read it
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Head of the FTC has her credit card info stolen
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Man has to swerve to avoid running over girl, calls her over for a lecture, grabs her arm, is sentenced as a sex offender
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
A retrospective look at aliens in movies and television from the expected ("E.T.") to the forgotten ("Dr. Frank N. Furter")
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass hairless pooch wins this year's "Ugliest Dog Contest" (pics in comments)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Norwegian billionaire gets month in jail for driving boat with illegal license
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
County official is placed on paid administrative leave for giving a budget report in a Darth Vader costume. Luke, I am your bureaucrat...
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New Da Vinci drawing discovered. Hidden code says, "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine"
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(Some Military Guy)
 
 
 
Photoship this one-sided confrontation between nuclear sub and kayak
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Today is the 100th anniversary of Einstien's Theory of Relativity. Seems like a lot shorter time than that, though
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Hundreds of thousands of tax dollars spent to study the sex lives of squirrels, but we know who the king squirrel is...
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(Chosun.com)
 
 
 
Stinking drunk professor boards plane, throws food and plates, gets hogtied by flight crew, gets released, promptly attempts to barge into cockpit
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Ebay ad: $1.00. Used monitor for sale on Ebay: $50. Nude Ebayer flashing 19-inch monitor for sale: Priceless. (Not safe for work)
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(wtopnews.com)
 
 
 
Bimbo awarded $60,000 for not knowing what video cameras do
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
In an effort to make their money look like it belongs in a Monopoly set, Scotland is set to put Jack Nicklaus on the five-pound note
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(Contactmusic.com)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney, U2 to reform Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band at Live 8 concert. John Lennon releases statement that he will come back from the dead to kick Macca in the nads
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The Red Sox baby boom is here
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Bewitched" cross-promotion leads to criminal being caught by broom-wielding teen
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
It's July 1st, so there are a bunch of new laws out -- here are a few of them
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(Sky.com)
 
Boobies
 
Britney Spears in all of her big-bellied, nip-poking, white trash goodness (safe for work)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The string vest is "the greatest boon to mankind since the invention of air conditioning," apparently
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(AP)
 
NewsFlash
 
Justice O'Connor to retire from Supreme Court
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(Government of Canada)
 
 
 
Happy Canada Day, eh
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(WSIL-TV Carterville)
 
 
 
Unidentified bidder offers $351,000 to have lunch with Warren Buffett. No word if lunch includes a cheeseburger in paradise
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(Local6)
 
 
 
NASCAR racing fans faking handicaps, making homemade handicap signs, to get best Pepsi 400 parking spots (with pic)
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian woman finds python under her sofa
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(AP)
 
 
 
Looking for Fourth of July plans? Head to Minnesota where there's no government for the next 10 days
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Manchester UK SportsByBrooks/Fark Party -- Sunday, July 3rd, 3:00-6:00 p.m. Mary D's Bemish Bar
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Restaurant losing a second bartender in a month after she unleashes her breasts at work. Just like the last bartender did before she got arrested
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old-school shooter. If you think it's easy, wait for level 12
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(The Kansas City Channel)
 
 
 
Lightning struck girl's bed while she slept (pic)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Palindrome
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wasilla, Alaska, man offers giant mecha on Ebay for only $40,000 plus shipping. The 27-year-old apprentice ironworker lives with his parents
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
San Diego neighborhood celebrates new $593,000 public restroom
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hot-chick models being hired as caddies (with pic). Bill Murray seen lurking in distance, muttering lewdly to self
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Enterprising German contractor sets up "Monster Park," where men can go on the weekends and drive around heavy-duty construction equipment
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Instead of raising future war heroes, we're raising whiny little punks that won't get the hell off my lawn
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(kare11)
 
 
 
Impressed with the success of the finger-in-the-chili trick, woman claims she found a mouse in her jar of peanut butter. When asked if she's gonna sue, she responded, "Damn skippy!"
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Thu June 30, 2005
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Things you don't want to see on the slow-motion replay
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(KCCI)
 
 
 
When a large negative charge builds in the sky and a large postive charge builds at the National Weather Service office, an irony bolt is about to strike
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(The Omaha Channel)
 
 
 
Man claims he was almost hit by a meteorite. Art Bell and George Noory unavailable for comment
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Half of the city may go to the nether world
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(Some Gal)
 
Boobies
 
New alcohol-delivery system dispenses shots to bar patrons via artificial breasts. Environmentalists relieved that "Hooter Shooters" pose no threat to endangered owls, only to dignity of bar patrons. Possibly NSFW
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(Halifax News)
 
 
 
Canadian Navy finally has a sub that works, the HMS Celine Dion
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(CBS4Boston)
 
 
 
Knife-wielding suicidal arsonist confronts firefighters. Their solution: 600 gallons per minute
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(Post Gazette)
 
 
 
Cows 1, farmers 234,828,923,482,139,898
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(WCVB)
 
 
 
Boy struck by lightning which traveled though his video-game controller
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The roles of women in videogames, from Ms. Pac-Man to The Boss
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"Rainbow parties" all the rage on college campuses
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you see animals while your soul is out of your body counting light bulbs, chances are Rent-to-Buy is not going to promote you to management
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How ice melts. Here comes the science
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FBI posed as warez traders to collect enough evidence to start going after pirated software site operators.
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Study ranks best traffic jams nationwide during Fourth of July weekend
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Gary Trudeau donates all proceeds of his new Doonesbury book to the Fisher House Foundation to help out wounded troops and their families
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British Airways hires doctor to find cure for jet-lag
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Forty surfers set new record by all riding the same wave at the same time
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
A flight on board new Moscow taxi-copters costs $150 per ten minutes (with pic)
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Ultra-cool video of a tornado forming
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Ahhh, technology. New $9,000 parking meters reset themselves to zero minutes as soon as a car leaves their parking space
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Vikings coach fined $100k for scalping tickets, fine does not cover farking bad coaching
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Battle waged over the word "koozie"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Japanese create tallest man-made tsunami
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NASCAR officials concerned that its two biggest stars -- Jeff Gordon and Dale Earnhardt, Jr. -- may not qualify for "Chase for the Nextel Cup." Brian France surrenders.
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bank of America to buy MBNA for $35 billion. Coming next: Chase Citibank of America
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Interesting editorial on the rebirth of McCarthyism
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Leonardo DiCaprio buys his own island and plans to build an eco-hotel, which means all beers will be served in non-breakable plastic bottles
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Over 600,000 names to be vaporized when spacecraft slams into comet, permanently hiding the identities of anyone who ever bought a Clay Aiken CD
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Ugly-ass albino cobras born at National Zoological Gardens in Colombo, Sri Lanka. With pics
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Are you one of those gamers that just has to flush all the toilets you encounter? Presenting the complete index of video game toilets
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Photoshop this stargazer
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Fans flock to see "praying" panther, not so much for the "circumcising" cheetah
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Croatian store clerk holds off robber with pair of scissors and hot cup of coffee
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Senior American scientist says the "golden age" of bright ideas and technological invention is coming to an end
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Belgian lawmaker refuses lunch meeting with Iranian diplomat because they won't let him drink beer
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Judge orders Tom Sizemore to take drug tests every three days -- this time with his real weener
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When feeling guilty after having a gangbang with six men, it's best not to acuse them of rape when a videotape exists that shows you told them where to put it in
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In rare moment of clarity, ABC cancels reality show "Welcome to the Neighborhood" before first episode airs. Rumors Fox trying to buy rights to show, run it four days a week, unconfirmed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oldest person in the world celebrates 115th birthday. The only thing interesting about 1890 Yahoo could come up with: "The year Sioux Indians were massacred by the U.S. military at the Battle of Wounded Knee"
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Crackhead is afraid that Ohio will clone him if they keep a sample of his DNA. Because that's what the world needs, an endless supply of crackheads
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Congress crafting legislation to allow creation of privately owned toll roads. To get to my place, take the BellSouth Throughway till you get to McDonald's Street and take a left
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Russian "Lord of the Rings" nerds stage mock role-playing battles based on LOTR universe in woods around Moscow (with pics)
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Could you do 30 days without consuming carbonated, caffeinated beverages of any kind? Sponsored by Coke and Pepsi
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Putin and the Ring: What really happened
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(Whoops)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a dinner conversation between a couple on their first date that goes horribly wrong
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Note to self: Not all waitresses smoke pot. Do not leave as tip
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Chillicothe Correctional Institution switching to wooden bats
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(mcall.com)
 
 
 
Thirteen years of public school: Free. Cap and gown rental: $50. Finding out your high school can't spell its own name correctly on the diploma: Priceless
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
World-famous balloonist sets record for highest formal dinner party
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is the 97th anniversary of the Tunguska explosion. Don't forget to put on your tinfoil hat while reading the article
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Kenny Rogers attacks camera crew during warmups. Cameramen fold 'em, walk away, run
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Taiwanese businessman opens restaurant where customers eat out of toilets. In a related story, China announces they no longer want to control Taiwan
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Nurse accidentally gives infant 10 times the prescribed dose of testosterone. Baby becomes surly, inconsolable and hits 46 home runs in the majors
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The Sun planning to sue Saddam
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Sex offender charged with failing to notify authorities of a new domicile after camping for two weeks in theater line to see "Revenge of the Sith"
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(Financial Times)
 
 
 
IMF research reveals Live 8 is "blatant self promotion by attention whores seeking a career boost." Findings paraphrased before being made public
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(Sify)
 
 
 
Aid group claims 60 percent of aid raised for the Asian tsunami does not exist. "For the United States and France, two of the world's largest donors, almost 90 per cent of their contributions are phantom aid"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seven women, all over 70, planning to strip for calendar to raise money, save 128-year-old courthouse. In other news, anybody who can donate $20,000 can save a lot of people from gouging their eyes out
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, Northern Ireland bans the word "brainstorming," fearing it could offend epileptics
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Ahhh, a morning walk on the beach... The salt air, the sound of crashing surf, the naked guy with a ski mask chasing you...
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London accountants spend more than four hours debating over email what to do about a fly on the wall
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Chicago City Council bans sale of pot-flavored candies. Skillet-flavored candy still okay
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lebanon's top Shi'ite Muslim cleric issues a fatwa banning shooting in the air. Blowing up innocent people still A-OK
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(Not a Cop)
 
 
 
Theme: If real world problems were handled by umpires...
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Another amusement park ride closed, this time at Disneyland because a 62-year-old rider felt ill afterwards. In other news, all flights in U.S. cancelled today because Joe Finklestein of Moline is afraid of heights
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Shark jumps out of water and tries to attack hot white woman (pic). Someone call the national media
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Woman who won topless court fight plans to bare breasts again in Daytona Beach (with SFW blurry topless protect pic goodness)
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(AP)
 
 
 
Taiwan researchers make multi-colored rice without dye or food coloring to compete with Big Macs and fries (pic)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pastor plans to solve North Korea's famine problem by sending a multitude of rabbits for their dining pleasure
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oregonian caiman reunited with owner. Free Rice Crispy treats for all
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ex-hostages confirm that Iran's new president was one of their captors. "You could make him a blond and shave his whiskers, put him in a zoot suit and I'd still spot him"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sharon Stone says she's using body doubles for sex scenes in "Basic Instinct II"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alaskans rescue ugly-ass walrus pup (with pic)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Any Farkers in or near Paris, France, want to grab a beer between July 6-8? Drop me an email -- Drew
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
EPA looking into whether Teflon causes cancer; having a hard time getting charges to stick
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(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Reading is fundamental. It can also help an old woman whup an attacker's ass
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(Nemo)
 
 
 
Theme: Fish out of water
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(620 KTAR)
 
 
 
Sixty-five percent of minors who consume alcohol acquire it from family or friends, according to industry survey
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Thai fishermen hit the jackpot when they catch, and then eat, a record 646-pound catfish. No noodling involved (pic goodness)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man arrested for attacking another man with a sickle. He wants you too, Malachai
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Pennsylvania House session halted for an hour after a black member called a white member a "cracker." Reportedly also referred to a Hispanic member as a "tortilla chip" and Lindsay Lohan as a "Wheat Thin"
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(1010WINS)
 
 
 
"It's not my problem" is not the correct response when you're a 911 operator
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Only the best and the brightest are teaching our children chemistry, arson
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
If traded from the Yankees, grumpy asshat Gary Sheffield vows to be an even grumpier asshat
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you give hobos money? Why?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Canadian mosquito capital seeking to introduce dragonflies to help destroy voracious mosquito population. Future plans include introducing frogs to get rid of the dragonflies
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(WGRZ)
 
 
 
You can't fight city hall, unless of course you're driving a big truck (pics)
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Wed June 29, 2005
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Britain's first Jedi Member of Parliament. No word on when Hillary Clinton will announce she is a Jedi also
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Farktography Contest No. 8 theme: Man's architecture: houses, barns, factories, stores, high rises, etc. Link goes to NEXT week's theme. Please read first post
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Another slow day in the news -- this time, they've got the anchors washing elephants
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Having solved Iraq, health care, Social Security and all our other problems, the leaders of both parties unite to vote themselves another pay raise
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(Honolulu Star-Bulletin)
 
 
 
Governor vetoes five bills, later discovers veto messages contained typos listing wrong bill numbers. Bills may become law
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(Docuverse.com)
 
 
 
Asshat woman lets her dog take a dump on the subway, tells passengers to F-off when they tell her to clean it up. Never say F-off to people with cam phones and blogs. You'll lose every time
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(Some Tease)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Temptation
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP congressman says "evidence is clear" Iraq was involved in 9/11 attack. Because legislators have access to evidence you don't
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dog jumps seven feet in air to capture world record, declared official after anti-doping officials conduct tests at nearby hydrant
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Nigerian police free murderous cow after they herd it had an udder lack of moo-tive
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
One hundred years ago today, the only game played by Dr. Archibald "Moonlight" Graham in the major leagues occurred, which merited a place in Kevin Costner's only good movie
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(Mountain Democrat)
 
 
 
Hello, fire department? Could you please come and get grandma out of the tree again?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
ABC Radio News reports White House, U.S. Capitol, and some public parks evacuated -- and now it's called off. In other news, DC supermarkets reporting shortages of bread, milk
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(The Ledger)
 
 
 
Patriots owner confirms he offered his Super Bowl ring as a gift to Vladimir Putin
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dutch gravediggers hold annual party in cemetary. For the first time, someone complained about the noise
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(The Jawa Report)
 
 
 
Iran's president-elect was one of the leaders of 1979's U.S. embassy hostage-takers (pics)
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(The Milewaukee Channel)
 
 
 
Marquette University spends months and tons of money to come up with a stupid nickname, react to protest for stupid nickname, keep old stupid nickname. Duck sucks
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After marrying bride who filed restraining order, man is jailed on violation as he leaves wedding reception
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(Fark)
 
 
 
World Fark Party 2006 or 2007 at Justice Souter's place. Help make the Lost Liberty Hotel an improvement over his existing crappy house
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Republican Party, the party of small government, threatens to yank MLB's antitrust exemption if Bush critic Soros wins bid for Nationals (story halfway down)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nordic diplomatic meeting ends abruptly when car-carrying Finnish delegation slams into Norwegian PM's airplane
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bogus diamonds wash up on Indian beaches. No sign of bearded clams or red snappers
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Columnist on the state of national media: "I knew the exact time Terri Schiavo collapsed 15 years ago... But I had lost track of how many U.S. soldiers have been killed in Iraq"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iraqi people less pessimistic of Bush speech than Democrats, media, Americans
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(All Access)
 
 
 
Kangaroo running loose in Indiana -- police baffled to how it got there. Only witness quoted as saying "Sufferin' succotash! It was the biggest mouse I've ever seen"
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Woman wins epic court battle to flash her breasts whenever and wherever she damn well pleases
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Asshat developers and their lackeys in local government are licking their chops after the Kelo ruling. Liberty surrenders
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news: If you see "Cinderella Man" at an AMC theater and don't like it, you'll get your money back. Bad news: Russell Crowe will be outside waiting to kick your ass
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bear breaks into auto dealership looking for employee pricing
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Michelin offers refunds for F-1 U.S. Grand Prix. Inspires new Calvin sticker -- the Grand Pee
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Panel decides that treating anyone differently in the workplace based on their name, manner of speech, clothing and grooming, diet, beliefs and practices, leisure preferences, places of origin, citizenship or simply being a tool is racist
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(MTV)
 
 
 
The only reliable way of knowing when an entertainment star's career is slipping is the dreaded, desperate sex-tape release
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Blind as a bat." "Hungry as a bear." The old similies and metaphors are tired. Photoshop some new ones
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(The Journal News)
 
 
 
New York assemblyman accidentally posts on Yahoo group "Brewster10509," calling town's residents "pontificating idiots." Back-peddling ensues
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iranian MP explains Condi's stance on his country: "The reason that the U.S. secretary of state attacks Iran is because she had her heart broken by a young man from Qazvin while they were students"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
People of Luton think that touting their town as an ideal landing spot for aliens will make up for it being voted Britain's Crappiest Town
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(The Iowa Channel)
 
 
 
Charges expected in case involving group of teens videotaping themselves setting live possums on fire
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just to set the record straight, Tom Cruise tells German reporter that he believes in aliens. German reporter says he better get to interview David Hasselhoff to make up for being stuck with this wackadoodle
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Scientists ponder why children of immigrants get fat in the land of beer and back bacon, when their Third World parents arrived skinny. Still no cure for cancer
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(astros.com)
 
 
 
Craig Biggio ties major league baseball's all time hit-by-pitch record, leaving Elton John as the only man alive who has had more balls bounced off him
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tropical storm expected to hit Mexico today. Damage expected to be in the tens of dollars
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian thieves steal shrubbery
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Runaway Bride making profit. New hotness: Runaway Bride feeding the homeless
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Descendant of British Admiral Horatio Nelson scoffs at "politically correct" re-enactment of famous sea battle: "I am sure the French and Spanish are adult enough to appreciate we did win that battle"
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(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Attention Boston Farkers: Free beer at exit 22 on Rt 128. Bring a sponge
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Despite being illegal in America, $9 out of 10 spent at Party Poker are from the U.S.
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Is there anything duct tape can't do? Repair a train, apparently
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
So this is how World War III begins, with the Russian President stealing a Super Bowl ring, just as the oracle had foretold
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(Daily Record)
 
 
 
Man steals from bowling league to send money to Canada to claim "lottery prize." Plans to steal from badminton club next to help Nigerians
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New WTC tower design released (with pic)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Will Smith vows to clean up rap music and drive away the thuggish image
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(gretaknits)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Planet Hollywood entrance
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(DW-World.de)
 
 
 
German state of Bavaria selling off palaces built in "Walt Disney" style, but haggling is strictly out of the question
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bullet goes through Dayton man's house, through shin and ends up lodged in his nose
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Engineering student manages to cram heads-up display inside pair of swimmer's goggles (with pic)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hate waiting for the crosswalk signal? Here's how to hack it
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(The Green Head)
 
 
 
The ultimate flashlight -- 10 million candlepower
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(Some Wisconsin stereotype)
 
 
 
Milwaukee girl born at 13 pounds, 12 ounces. Her birthday marks the last time she'll ever reveal her current weight
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
To save water, mayor of London advises residents: "If it's yellow, keep it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man pulled from women's outhouse tank
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(Woodbridge Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man foils attack and robbery with his deodorant
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(WNBC.com)
 
 
 
Six-foot shark turns up on New York City beach. Locals ask what happened to tainted hypodermic needles
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(Some Fleeing Suspect)
 
 
 
In keeping with California's glamorous image, CHP to acquire Porsche pursuit vehicles
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Drug addict, who caused a deadly car crash, claims he was driving like a maniac because he was being pursued by man-eating subterranean beings. CHUDs unavailable for comment
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(Spontn80)
 
 
 
ATTN: SoCal Farking musicians -- July 3rd and 4th Fark Jam at the CAM Party #
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(Some number cruncher)
 
 
 
Demand for No. 2 pencils increases as Sudoku addiction sweeps the world
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
North Dakota man charged with DSCUI (Driving a Shopping Cart Under the Influence)
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(Some Sad, Sad Guy)
 
 
 
For all of you dealing with depression -- depressed toys
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Tue June 28, 2005
(Local6)
 
 
 
Democratic Party, the party of fiscal responsibility, has failed to pay its Social Security taxes, its payroll taxes, is bankrupt and has an IRS lien on it
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Six Flags closes ride that swings like pendulum before sending riders on 360-degree whirl after kid reports feeling sick
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ten ways to get a seat upgrade on a flight
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Where are you going, my blue-eyed son? / I'm goin' to Starbucks, there's one every two blocks / Where the coffee is crappy and the prices outrageous / But they own all the rights to an old Dylan bootleg / And it's a hard...
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada officially legalizes gay marriage.....not that there's anything wrong with that
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Create an advertising campaign for Fark's new venture into microbrews called Farkenbrau
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
President Bush's Speech Text
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
One hundred best national parks in the USA
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Andrew Bogut goes first in the NBA draft, making University of Utah the first school in history to have number one picks in both the NFL and NBA draft in the same year. School celebrates by planning on losing to University of Kentucky next NCAA tourney
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(nasa.gov)
 
 
 
Force fields for astronauts? Here comes the science
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(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Unfortunate ad placement of the day: Selling grills in the middle of a story about a gasoline-soaked boy who was set alight by a friend. Screen cap in thread
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(CBC)
 
 
 
British ships carried nukes into battle in the 1982 Falklands War with Argentina, simply "because there wasn't time to unload them before setting off"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oklahoma officials upset when Missouri chicken firm tells them to cluck off
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Bush-hatin' teenage anarchists/arsonists busted for flag-burning spree. The Smoking Gun is there with the baby-faced mugshots
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Psychiatric watchdog" group says Tom Cruise is right -- all psychiatrists want to do is remove the space aliens from your body. Your watchdog wants clams
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(NBC 17)
 
 
 
Thirty Wal-Mart shoppers ram purse snatcher with carts to prevent his getaway. There's no justice like vigilante justice
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. Treasury Secretary Captain Obvious says oil prices are too high
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Taliban claims responsibility of shooting down U.S. Chinook helicopter in Afghanistan
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Seventeen-year-old trainee complains that his overtime hours are paid with bourbon. Apparently this is a bad thing
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Hurry Floridians, you only have until Friday to get an abortion, make methamphetamines or engage in homoerotic acts with fellow classmates
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
South Korea wants to promote beach tourism, figures removing barbed wire is a good start
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(Top 40 Charts)
 
 
 
Steve Hung to hook up with Billy Ray Cyrus for remake of "Achy Breaky Heart." Scientists fears collision of two self-parody media footnotes could create black hole of suckage so strong, it could destroy the universe
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(Jackson Sun)
 
 
 
Two people having sex in the back of a car isn't particularly newsworthy. Two shackled inmates having sex in the back of a police car while being taken to jail is
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
OSHA called. Fark needs safety signs. (Walk, don't run, to photoshop your entry)
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(wfmynews)
 
 
 
Man who discovered 30 gnomes on his roof last week discovers more. This time they brought a Gnome Manifesto
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
World facing potential Scotch shortage
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(KPUA)
 
 
 
Hawaiian pets gain legal right to inherit fortunes. Your dog wants beneficiary status
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(Danni.com)
 
Boobies
 
Holy crap! This gal may actually have real boobs: Carli Banks (NSFW -- sponsored link)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
233-page USDA report, two years in the making, rules out spraying terrorists and beehive hairdo in tiger's attack on Roy Horn in Vegas. Sadly, none of this tagline was a joke
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(Freestar Media)
 
 
 
Private developer is seeking to use new eminent domain ruling to build hotel on Supreme Court Justice David H. Souter's land
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Zamboni driver gets hit with DWI
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists bring dogs back to life in re-animation experiments. Your dog wants brains
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man only gets 200,000 bees to land on him, failing to get record, but still looks cool (with photo)
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(Philly Burbs)
 
 
 
Floating hotdog vendor relishes job, neighbors are boiling over, townships plans to burn him
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Japanese firm assembles 18K gold bathtub, worth more than £600 million. Working on golden shower next
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Man arrested after being caught exposing himself at a bakery -- the third time
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(BBC)
 
 
 
State-run Zimbabwean newspaper blames U.S. and UK for causing droughts. In other news, floods are caused by the Chinese
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(Shreveport Times)
 
 
 
"Super Safe Sunday" rap concert to promote nonviolence ends with three people shot, one stabbed
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(Excite)
 
 
 
Malaysian lawmakers ordered to learn snake hunting
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(Flashnews)
 
 
 
Fireworks not a problem for nudists, says spokeswoman. Sparkler burns, however, are another story
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
"He was doing the backstroke, shouting obscenities at the deputies, so he's obviously a good swimmer"
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(AP)
 
 
 
Every famous person has a cause they fight for -- Paula Abdul is fighting for cleaner nail salons
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
CMT to begin airing Miss America Pagent. Swimsuit competition to be replaced by wet wifebeater contest and talent competition to be reduced to line dancing and "Name that Toby Keith song"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man spends 18 hours next to "Girlfriend Wanted" sign. Gets 93 phone numbers
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(Bloomberg.com)
 
 
 
Nervous trader, unfamiliar with new foreign system, mistakingly purchases $223 million worth of unneeded shares. Job opening ensues
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(LancasterOnline.com)
 
 
 
Four-foot-long caiman found in driveway -- in Oregon. If it's yours, come get it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Three way(s) to Fark Party in Chicago this weekend
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Problem: On the run from the cops. Solution: Hire some women to strip naked and distract the police.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the H&R Block World Headquarters
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Late 2003 terror scare involving cancelled flights, raised terror alert was based on CIA freakout regarding "secret messages" in Al-Jazeera news crawl at bottom of television screen
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(wcsh6)
 
 
 
Parole violator arrested after police officer spots his "WASSUP" vanity plate. Year 2001 considers lawsuit to recover badly outdated catchphrase
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(KARE 11)
 
 
 
In Cottage Grove, don't bother calling the cops if you find a flipped SUV with the motor running in your field, with beer bottles and a loaded gun inside. You've just found the police chief
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Two dwarf Brahman cattle are scheduled to get married next month. Guests will have the choice of brisket or veal at the reception
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Spanish restaurant offers 27-course meal for $190, includes "pistachio truffle cooled in liquid nitrogen," "air of carrot" and bright green truffles
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Inquest opened 125 years too late to determine who, if anyone at all, survived a large shootout in a burning hotel
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(Domesticated for dummies)
 
 
 
Theme: If wild animals become domesticated...
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Corrections minister decrees that plying inmates with KFC to behave during cell searches needs to stop. No word on whether or not the sticky buns program will continue
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
It's a sad day indeed when Boy Scouts are forbidden from choking their chickens
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pakistani police officers accused of sewing prisoner's lips shut to stop him from screaming insults, spitting chewed up moon pies at them
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Mon June 27, 2005
(AP)
 
 
 
NASA fails to meet safety recommendations made after Columbia disaster, threatening Discovery launch. Grizzled Buzz Aldrin rolls eyes, tells 'em to grow a pair
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Peter Jackson accuses studio of cheating him out of money. New York Times publishes a story that lets an unnamed source bash him, violating its own story policies
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
It's Applebee's turn. Finger found in salad, but Applebees justifies it because it was a "to go order"
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Can you handle my style? NO. You can't handle my style
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(Advocate Messenger)
 
 
 
Kentucky sheriffs capture suspect after 120-mph naked chase
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Gene that causes maple-syrup urine disease found. Pancakes anyone?
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(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
John Walton, son of Wal-Mart founder, killed in airplane crash
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Cops nab man with a keg of date-rape drug. Claims 70,000 doses were for "personal" use
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(CNS News)
 
 
 
Activists urge Jewish settlers in Gaza Strip to smoke more pot in effort to reduce violence
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In real life, Bruce Wayne couldn't make a sequel. He'd be too busy being sued
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Poll shows women want Jessica Simpson's hair, grasp of geopolitical dynamics in post Cold War era
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
V_nn_ W_ite to get st_r on Holl_woo_ W_lk of F_me. Wh_ G_v_s _ Sh_t?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Hardline Islamic group barges into Indonesian transvestite contest, give interview with infidel AP reporter already at the scene
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Germany makes darts and poker seem like actual sports by throwing the national sauna endurance championship, won by the man who clocked five minutes in 230-degree heat
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scientists create robot lobster. When asked how much it cost to make, inventors replied, "Market price"
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(SCOTUSBlog)
 
 
 
Reporters must reveal "confidential sources" to the government. "Deep Throat," freedom of the press and the Pentagon Papers surrender
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(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Electronic Arts on the verge of acquiring exclusive NHL license. Impressive portfolio now includes NFL, all four railroads
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(Some Beach)
 
 
 
Photoshop these jumpers
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