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Sun May 01, 2005
(Xinhua)
 
 
 
Chinese build $602,000 toilet, but you still wait two hours to pee
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(WJR)
 
NewsFlash
 
Natural gas explosion near Detroit
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"A Cleveland Police officer by day, a bee charmer by night, Wayne Vick takes 'a part-time hobby' to the extreme"
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(News24)
 
 
 
Police shut down massive rave before it starts so that people won't be exposed to caterpillars
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(DailyTimes.com)
 
 
 
Sex makes women athletes run faster
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
007's old nemesis upset to find he has no license to kill
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Soon, when using Google to search for 'albino + midget + mayonaise + pr0n', you'll get nothing but the best
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(News24)
 
 
 
Proud of your weener? Send a cast of it to this address to see if you can be the model for their next generation of sex toys
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Belgian doctors bill U.S. embassy for treating Iraqi girl's leg wounds. Will probably be denied since she was out of network
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Implanted solar cell may give eyesight to the blind
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Tricked out shoes. Difficulty: No Spinners
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(GrandForks.com)
 
 
 
Pizza deliveryman gets popped in the puss after protesting pot payment
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Michigan ski resort attacked by the terrorist group "Citizens Opposing Polka Songs"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bollywood awards Hasselhoff "International Star of the Year" award. Massive spontaneous dance number ensues
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
G-string-wearing weirdo nabbed by police. "I saw his ass and it wasn't cute"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
College course teaches students to brew medieval beer and make their own chain mail. The part about killing and cooking birds they catch may be the only useful skill they will graduate with
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
History of teh Intarweb - FARK gets a mention
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Man returns from drinking with friends and starts playing with handgun. Sometimes it takes two tries to dance with Darwin
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Microsoft has a device which can be built into a baseball cap, the same technology found on Apache attack helicopters
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop Ingredient: Marshmallows
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
North Korea fires missile into Sea of Japan
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(Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Cycling is hard enough without worrying about gangs shooting you in the ass, too
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Poachers are killing hyenas in record numbers so burglars can knock their victims out
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Busted babysitter claims four-year-old boy demanded she get naked. "It wasn't worth an argument or a struggle. I didn't want to deal with any more pressure from a four-year-old" (pic)
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(Herald Sun Australia)
 
 
 
Pygmy village found on Indonesian island
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(WJLA)
 
 
 
Two men plead not guilty to making large snow penis
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"They snatch women because it is easier than courtship and cheaper than paying the standard 'bride price,' which can be as much as $800 plus a cow"
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(Some Sore Fingers)
 
 
 
Complete list of high scores/times on every video game in the known universe
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Former reporter for Don Imus calls him a "cantankerous old fool" -- Imus proves it in on-air tirade, calling her a dumb fatass skank
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Fox Sports has won coverage of the BCS games. What wacky innovations will they introduce?
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Saying it deserves to be recognized and rewarded, power company to raise rates for its outstanding work
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Gal)
 
Weeners
 
Guys with sexy chests (not safe for work)
source: allofadult.com
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Honey... I think I heard something outside... turn on the taser cannon"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Jersey Shore town repeals ban on banana hammocks. Hairy backs, $300 sunglasses and enormous gold chains still legal
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The world's first all-glass undersea restaurant open (pic)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
U.S. Students can't get laid in Europe due to our foreign policy
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(Eagle Gazette)
 
 
 
Pizzeria owner proud to carry the title "Best Pizza in the USA," even if he went all the way to Italy to earn it
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(AP)
 
 
 
Upcoming space shuttle commander is afraid of rollercoasters
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Sat April 30, 2005
(Bubbie's)
 
 
 
Good pickles have an audible crunch at ten paces -- Give that man an Audible Crunch Meter
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby tigron born. That's kinda like a liger (pic)
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(Poconos Record)
 
 
 
Fifth graders participate in mock Harry Potter trial. One-way ticket to hell now assured
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this median meditation
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(Newark Advocate)
 
 
 
Today's "chicken and biscuits close a highway" story (w/pic) courtesy of Licking County -- where the highways are finger licking good
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
After short winter and rising oil costs, increase in price of maple syrup expected
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(Wired)
 
 
 
New York's tinkerers turn out in droves for a chance to take toys apart and see what sounds that they can force them to make
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(insidebayarea.com)
 
 
 
Charcoal is better
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(Enquirer-Journal)
 
 
 
North Carolina softball coach suspended for letting team whip up on opponent 55-0 in two innings
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(Some Ninja)
 
 
 
"Ninja" goes nuts in jail cell after being arrested for DUI. Taserlarity ensues
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(Some Gal)
 
Weeners
 
Hot guys in blue jeans (not safe for work)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Man who got high by sniffing gasoline fumes arrested for hanging around gas stations to get a free fix. Would get mad when customers would bogart the pump and sometimes push them out of the way
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(Blogcritics)
 
 
 
The Top 10 most bizarre films of all time
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this top-secret disposal
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(The Cheers)
 
 
 
Ten tried-and-true tips that everybody over 35 can use to always stay hip
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(outsidethebeltway.com)
 
 
 
Due to the price of gasoline, Dominos Pizza is now charging a $1.00 fee for their deliveries. Don't worry, your pizza will still arrive piping cold
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Rolling camera eyeballs danger, attempts to destroy Jedi ambassadors
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(Santa Clara Law Review)
 
 
 
Leave it to a law student to really examine Gilligan's Island for the in-depth legal implications, complete with case law citations
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(The Omaha Channel)
 
 
 
Cell phones bought in Omaha can't be used in Omaha. Customers told they can choose between Colorado, Kansas, or Iowa for phone numbers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to shuffle poker chips. Now you can make neat clicking noises while losing thousands of dollars
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(www.katc.com)
 
 
 
Student cuffed and hauled away in squad after using old $100 bill his great-grandmother gave him
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(Sky News)
 
 
 
Hundreds of motorists protest against speed cameras with rolling roadblock
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(Universe Today)
 
 
 
Near perfect "Einstein Ring" discovered
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(Some 8-ball)
 
Boobies
 
Cue-chalking, ball-racking hottie (not safe for work)
source: dawnsplace.com
 
(Some Billy)
 
 
 
Where do you think Billy Ocean is right now? And what is he doing? Voting enabled
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Scientists say everyone can read minds. Despite this, guys still don't get a single thing girls say
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this goofball subway access
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wacky scientist injects sheep with human DNA. Welshmen say, "Big deal, we've been doing that for ages"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
School bans hugging, asks students to high five. Free Waterfall Sr. suggests a mold-friendly thumbs-up
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(Madison County Record)
 
 
 
Lawyer who sued himself asks to be dismissed
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Egyptologists claim to have discovered a 2300 year old 'door to the thereafter'. And something about a mummy
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(Slate)
 
 
 
It's Emily Yoffe vs. Eric "Badlands" Booker in a balls-eating showdown. Mr. T unavailable for comment
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rock-Paper-Scissors decides multi-million-dollar business deal. Spock and lizard standing by for billion-dollar decision
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(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Carjacker makes it to toll booth $1.20 short. Jailarity ensues
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(Netscape)
 
 
 
Study shows College students tend not to know the standard size of a drink of alcohol
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(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Missing bride Jennifer Wilbanks found alive in New Mexico
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Saturday in New York, the Yankees' Chien-Ming Wang faces the Blue Jays' David Bush. Once and for all, the epic battle between Wang and Bush will be decided
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When you bite into an M-Azing candy bar, you get the sensation that maggots are dancing on your tongue
source: thepittsburghchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Guess-The-Google; a game based on Google Image Search
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(AP)
 
 
 
Man approaches undercover cop, tries to trade t-bones for bone tease
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(11alive.com)
 
 
 
Having to hotwire a car can be tiring; these crooks just asked the dealers for the key
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(Komo)
 
 
 
After man fails suicide jump twice, Seattle police arrive on the scene and shoot him. Spokeswoman says officers were trying to calm the man
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Newest megamillions winners announced. Going to Disneyworld...? "No, I'm going to buy a show cow"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
VW once registered to Cardinal Ratzinger is for sale on eBay; no word on whether it exhausts white or black smoke
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(Safety Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop a warning sign that you wish existed
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Guy breaks arm practicing video game move
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Fri April 29, 2005
(US Newswire)
 
 
 
"Becky, look at her butt...She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Test your billiards knowledge
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(The Triangle)
 
 
 
Thirty years later, the mother of all UFO abduction stories persists
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(FunReports)
 
 
 
Ukranian President reluctant to admit his trees got stolen
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(Rockland Journal News)
 
 
 
Grab your camera, we're going to the game: man scams press passes to major sporting events for ten years
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man surprised when $5 parking ticket challenge results in 25 municipalities ceasing to give parking tickets
source: thepittsburghchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(online.ie)
 
 
 
Irish judge finally gets tough with teenage hood after 82nd conviction
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Power cables. New hotness: Power over Ethernet
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Programmer has job outsourced to India, turns to scooping poop for a living, says it's more enjoyable
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Tricycle morphs into bicycle as kids pedal faster
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Mayor urges teens not to be "speed freak idiots"
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Nasa rover discovers quicksand on Mars. The hard way
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
15 year old boy joins the girls synchronized swimming team. "He likes the girls," says coach
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Officials order explosion of 250,000 firecrackers
source: harktheherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lexington worst city in the country for allergy sufferers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, the zonkey. It's pretty much my favorite animal
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Cinema owners say they may start using mobile phone jamming technology during movies
source: cnews.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop a promo poster for George Lucas' forthcoming Star Wars live-action TV show. Link goes to inspiration
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
There really is not much to do in Australia. Hundreds of people from around the world show up to watch 500 cows go on a six-week trek
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Serve-yourself technology is expanding
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MedPageToday)
 
 
 
Yeah... you know that whole "take calcium and vitamin D because it's good for your bones" thing? Um... yeah... you can go ahead and disregard that
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drywall truck loses thousands of screws on highway. Driver pulls over and makes sure that everyone doesn't get screwed
source: 9news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some collector)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Magic the Gathering. New hotness: Pope JPII trading cards
source: johnpauliitradingcards.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Hoopy Frood)
 
 
 
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has opened in theaters. Discuss
source: movies.channel.aol.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Researchers discover diamond particles could be used to create computer code that is impossible to hack. Here comes the science
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KOB)
 
 
 
School on lockdown after student shows up armed with burrito
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(MetroWest News)
 
 
 
Man lists upcoming "civil union" ceremony in newspaper with a picture of himself and a friend from high school as a prank. Other man in photo not amused when his real fiancee discovers it
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
"The Simpsons" 350th episode to air this week. Creator says there's "no end in sight." Also admits fans prefer earlier seasons to newer episodes
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(CTV.ca)
 
 
 
Locked your keys in your GM van? No problem. Ask another GM owner to unlock your door for you. Your van just wants to be popular
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
John Rocker loses in return to baseball. Corey Hart scores winning run, wears sunglasses at night
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ireland Online)
 
 
 
Penelope Cruz regrets grabbing other actress' ass during movie photoshoot because now everybody thinks they're lesbians. Blames her wandering hand on the flu
source: breakingnews.iol.ie   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bush to help low-income workers, temporarily surprised by applause
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Girl Scouts sue deadbeat cookie buyers, earn lawyer merit badges
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MentalHealth.com)
 
 
 
Tourette's Syndrome patients who randomly spew niceties instead of obscenities
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
New pope solidifies prophecy that end of the world is nigh. In other news, tin-foil hat sales on the rise
source: reuters.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Today's "teacher loses her job for licking a female student's ears" story brought to you by Bath, Maine
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
California company to "outsource" foreign workers three miles off coast
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Birds may be behind exploding toads (with pics)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So far, Disney has produced "Angels in the Outfield," "Angels in the Infield" and "Angels in the Endzone." Photoshop a more realistic "Angels" poster. Link goes to inspiration
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Organizers of "Whorehouse Days" festival are having problems finding venues for their events
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SLO Tribune)
 
 
 
Thieves who stole sculpture of giant steelhead trout set for charity auction feel guilty, return it with $100 cash and sappy apology
source: sanluisobispo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police dog has a penchant for shoplifter over mouthwatering T-bone
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Rejected home medical devices
source: robindrug.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu April 28, 2005
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man, 45, gleefully brags online about his recent marriage to 21-year-old woman. His 45-year-old wife apparently surfs the same sites
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WNDU)
 
 
 
Teens playing ice-cream truck music from vehicle as a prank sparks child abduction frenzy
source: wndu.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
After perfecting procedure on more than 4,000 humans, doctor successfully performs vasectomy reversal on dog
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
If you wear a mini-skirt socially, your employer can ask you to wear one at work
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Inmate's letter of apology to judge contains added bonus of marijuana
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tabloid busted for combining two different beach shots to create pic of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie together on beach
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Couple tricks family with surprise wedding
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(officer.com)
 
 
 
In an attempt to outdo the success of labeling drunk drivers' cars with yellow plates, Ohio presents: The Sexual Predator plate. In ravishing pink
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Homeowner's association sells woman's $250,000 home without her knowledge for not paying the $420 "assessment fee"... Tony Soprano not available for comment
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(Local10)
 
 
 
One in 10 motorcyclists are female. Ratio surges to four in 10 when counting women who just like to sit on bikes and rev engines
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The US President is talking on TV - discuss
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Law proposed to make people who are driving slow get out of the left-hand lane. Law also punishes people who have more than 10 items in the 10 items or less line
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wiretaps in U.S. jump 19 percent in 2004. Tin-foil hat sales quadruple
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Four weeks of training and colonic irrigations remake Jack Osborne from overweight couch slug into kickboxing champ. (No pics, of course)
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MyMotherLode.Com)
 
 
 
Elder-care facility investigated for serving Canadian geese. Residents oblivious, exclaim, "Tastes like chicken, eh"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Police consider releasing victim's picture in hopes of catching child pornographer. Article also notes that all but one of the offenders captured in the last four years have been a die-hard Star Trek fan
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(law.com)
 
 
 
Yahoo finds that the friend of its enemy is... its lawyer
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
"The Scream" burned to ashes by art thieves
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News Channel 5)
 
 
 
Robber craps pants when store's clerk hands over demanded money in the form of high-velocity lead
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Salem residents not enchanted by planned statue of Samantha Stevens
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Texas A&M successfully clones horse. Next step is to fit it with custom football pads
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Recruiting posters for little-known secret societies
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(KVOA)
 
 
 
Dumb: Selling stolen goods. Dumber: Doing so at never-ending garage sale. Dumbest: Thus attracting attention of cops who find your meth lab
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(Eurekalert)
 
 
 
Arkansas sighting of ivory-billed woodpecker, thought extinct for 60 years, brings scientists to tears: "Bobby sat down on a log, put his face in his hands and began to sob, saying, 'I saw an ivory-bill. I saw an ivory-bill'"
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Man surprised when company repossesses his daughter
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(The Mirror)
 
 
 
Sleepy rugby fan falls asleep on toilet, gets locked in stadium, has to call police to let him out
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dog-lovers have taken 2.7 million days off to care for sick pets. Your dog wants aspirin
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(LancasterOnline.com)
 
 
 
World's smallest violin softly plays for inmates whose TV privileges are withheld for an indefinite period after they start fire, clog toilets and smash their TV
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Seven men sue Denny's after being called "bin Ladens"
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(some girl)
 
 
 
Barber uses fire to trim hair instead of scissors. What could possibly go wrong?
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(WNBC)
 
 
 
Family of brain-dead boy agrees to stop ventilator; reportedly confounded by lack of media circus, congressional interference
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
American Idol rocker wannabe once busted for coke. The Smoking Gun is there
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Tsunami threat in Lake Tahoe. Here comes the science
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Huge freaking meteor blazes across the sky in broad daylight. No sign of the Son of Jor-El
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Australian cemetery to begin burying people standing up. With special adaptor, women can do it too
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
A picture history of the crazy drunken Russ tradition in Norway (probably safe for work)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"Honey, there's a car upstairs"
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Man donates 75 gallons of blood. Cuts himself shaving, only air comes out
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(Some Guys)
 
 
 
Photoshop these stormtroopers
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(Pittsburg Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Gettysburg battlefield may get a new neighbor: Big-ass casino/spa/theatre
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Woman convicted of raping man via oral sex at a party in Norway as he slept. In other news, woman now invited to every party in Norway
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Honeymooning couple return to find their home had been set on fire, and that police arrested their best man for the arson
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The top 10 most expensive ZIP codes in the U.S. -- 90210 ranked 15. Sideburns surrender
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Detroit Pistons fan facing charges for attempted money shot on Allen Iverson during NBA playoff game
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(Some 4684)
 
 
 
This guy looks really bored at the beach for some reason. Give him something to get excited over
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Court comes down hard on meatpacker and reinstates unfairly sacked boner
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Guerrilla art group erects mock guard towers outside gated communities
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(Time)
 
 
 
Tom DeLay photographed sucking on a fine Cuban
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hollow glass prevents drinks from being spiked. As a bonus, trying to figure out how it works drives one to drink
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Witness testifying against marine officer in murder of two civilians is pulled off the stand during testimony. The court couldn't handle the truth
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Pikeville, KY demands apology after A&E portrays them as fat hillbillies who smoke cigarettes and fly rebel flags. Even though it's true
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(Netscape)
 
 
 
Woman reports someone broke into her house to return previously stolen electronics -- even took the time to rewire them
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Utility worker maces dangerous Chihuahua/wiener dog while reading household meters. Owner barking mad
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tyco CEO was "not thinking" when stealing $600 million from company. Judge finds him not guilty by reason of "utter stupidity"
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man who shot neighbor and froze mother in a block of ice had no friends, wrote science fiction and played make-believe with her in junior high
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Wed April 27, 2005
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Utah women conned out of life savings by religious group promising land and face-to-face meeting with Jesus. Defense attorney says promises were to be fulfilled by God
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Reagan's personal diaries to be published in 2006. Last 300 pages expected to be blank
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"In 20 years of law enforcement, I never had to chase an RV," says cop who let driver get away
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise starts mid-life crisis by hooking up with Katie Holmes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Boy saves Looney Tunes from bastardization by Warner Bros
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Pregnant columnist advocates tying a string around a man's testicles during her labor, so that they she can yank on it during contractions and the couple can "share" the pain of childbirth together
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(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. Mint to make third attempt at introducing $1 coin without removing the $1 bill from circulation. In other news, Sisyphus still pushing that damn rock
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(AP)
 
 
 
Minneapolis may start requiring beggars and panhandlers to be registered and to wear a picture ID when asking for cash
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chicago Tribune mistakenly runs photograph of retired businessman with article about reputed organized crime figure who shares his name
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(Some cliff-jumper)
 
 
 
Theme: The instant you realize it's too late to change your mind
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Laura Bush has no plans to seek public office, own identity
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush signs "deadly force" law. Floridians can now kill in self-defense without first trying to flee
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(Airliners.net)
 
 
 
Proving Boeing wrong, Airbus gets the flying gin palace airborne five weeks early
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wayward buffaloes' owner to slaughter them. That'll teach them not to linger on the tennis courts when other people are waiting to play
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(Female First)
 
 
 
Man disappointed after penis-enlargement operation. Does sensible thing, mails bomb to plastic surgeon
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Man sinks into huge pile of grain and dies. Luckily, co-workers extract him before he could become part of your nutritious breakfast
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Bad: Cops pull you over you're wearing a Darth Vader costume. Worse: Cops give you a ticket for not wearing a seatbelt. Worst: The Sun is there (with pic)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
New teen sex fear: "Daisy chaining"
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Things to do in space when you're an Italian: Nurse pregnant crickets, grow vine scions, taste the traditional Italian food
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Relative of cryogenically frozen man wants to put an end to town's popular "Frozen Dead Guy Days" festival. Event organizer: "He'll stop the festival over my frozen dead body"
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
BCS will meet this week to discuss yet again how best to not include a playoff series in college football
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(The Jackson Channel)
 
 
 
Researchers say pine-scented car air fresheners are especially effective for alertness, and scents such as strawberry help reduce road rage. Still no cure for cancer
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(Louisville Courier Journal)
 
 
 
Police are ready for the flood of partygoers that annually mistake the Kentucky Derby for Mardi Gras. "People were all out in the street, taking their clothes off... some of them were half-naked"
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(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
London suburb plagued with mysterious problems with car remote locking systems, alarms going off. New cell-phone tower suspected
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(MosNews)
 
 
 
Russian cosmonaut thinks booze should be allowed on the International Space Station
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
American Idol contestant Scott Savol's odd ability to stay on the show is partly due to websites that encourage voting for the worst contestant
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(AP)
 
 
 
Seventy-year-old man drives onto runway, looking for a friend that authorities think may have been dead for several years
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(NBC 11)
 
 
 
Police surprised when handcuffed suspect speeds away in their cruiser without them
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(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: 1950s-style ads for modern-day products
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(East Anglia News)
 
 
 
Archaeologists probe remains of Roman bath house, find decorating magazines, Bette Midler albums
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(AP)
 
 
 
Fidel Castro suggests Mexican President Vicente Fox retire early
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Today's new spelling of the word "unamerican": M-a-g-g-i-e G-y-l-l-e-n-h-a-a-l
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Unibomber stamps to be available again
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Homes and businesses get free sandblasting when company encounters "geological abnormality" while blowing up sand and gravel pit
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
George Lucas had to force himself to write "Revenge of the Sith" due to lack of inspiration
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A-Rod slaps in 10 runs in one game
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(smartcampaigns.com)
 
 
 
CNN accused of keyword stuffing, spamming blogs to raise their profile on the net
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Writers produce bunch of slippery emails about flesh-eating bananas; have ripe appeal despite being obviously spotty
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
The midwest farmers' daughters really make you feel all right (not safe for work)
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Some processed meats on supermarket shelves contain as little as 37-percent meat
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Informative news article explains that women also get embarrassed if caught in the act of diddling themselves
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Fraternity suspended after hazing included shooting half-naked student with pellet gun
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Going through a dead person's pockets for loose change. New hotness: Taking guy's motorcycle after rider was just killed in a crash
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Casino camera operators accused of ogling "selected parts of the anatomy" of women
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For class projects, two students decide to see how many passwords they can steal via email. For next project, will see how many licence plates they can press before cellmate wakes up
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(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Create a new life-form by combining plants with animals
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Man finds enormous Bronze Age hoard in his yard -- including spears, axes, Gerald Ford
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Twinkies turn 75 -- share your Twinkie recipes
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Supergirl baffles scientists with her X-ray vision, ability to fly, stupid dog with cape
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(Click 2 Houston)
 
 
 
Next up in the series of firsts for the new pope: His first lawsuit
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(KFWB)
 
 
 
Dirty undies, age 32, come back to haunt man
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(Cayman Net News)
 
 
 
"On arrival police discovered that the man had caused his own injury by accidentally discharging a firearm into his genitalia"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Well dressed man enjoyed his meal, and when finished, casually announced that he had no money to pay his tab. For the 97th time
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman, 21, fined $110 for watching TV while driving
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man outdoes Hansel and Gretel, finds 20 tons of salami and cured hams in forest, wrapped in plastic and still edible
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
"My father was one of that unusual breed of men who walked around with a potato bulging in his hip pocket"
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(London Times)
 
 
 
In case of spider bite, should you: A) Run around screaming like a child. B) Smash it into goo. Or C) snap a pic of it with your mobile phone. Man chooses C, saves own life. In other news, Brazilian Wandering Spiders really wander
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Two men hunting turkeys together die of heart attacks minutes apart
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
♫ There must be 50 ways to relieve your larvae ♫ Just tweeze the fleas, boy ♫ You don't need to be coy, Roy ♫
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(iafrica.com)
 
 
 
Cult member takes mind-altering drugs while playing with a kendo sword during ritual with a woman meant to eliminate bad karma. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man downloads child porn with daughter's AOL account. Police, daughter not amused
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(Google)
 
 
 
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but today they are the Iron Photoshop ingredients
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Foreigners fill sacred Buddhist altars with booze
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Tue April 26, 2005
(WFTV)
 
 
 
After being beaten down by 62-year-old man whom he hit with a piece of ice, nine-year-old says he has learned his life lesson for the day: "Don't play around with ice and don't mess with old people"
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(NZHerald)
 
 
 
Police officer who tried to obtain confession by drinking sex-abuse suspect under the table admits his police work was "totally unethical"
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(Wash. Sq. News)
 
 
 
NYU law student defends his "Do you sodomize your wife?" question to Justice Scalia as "well thought out"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Perhaps the Bee Gees hit "Stayin' Alive" is not best way to commemorate war dead
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Austrian home improvement company decides naming tool shed after infamous concentration camp not such a good idea after all
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(Kalamazoo Gazette)
 
 
 
The best way to quiet a loud party is: A) Ask them to keep it down. B) Call the police. Or C) stick your .357 magnum into a random party-goer's chest
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
Fox network threatens to sue ABC over scathing exposé it will air that claims, through interviews with past contestants, that the producers and judges manipulate the show's outcome as they wish
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Turns out that the "infomania" story was nothing more than an HP publicity campaign. There goes the science
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
As part of anti-trust settlement with California, music industry sends libraries all the Jessica Simpson and Ricky Martin albums that didn't sell
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(News24)
 
 
 
Doctor dismayed that Hallmark doesn't make a sympathy card for accidentally removing a patient's testicles
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(realitytvworld)
 
 
 
CBS executive producer Rob Burnett on Rosie O'Donnell: "The last thing I want to do is get into a fight with a powerful celebrity who has a blog read by tens of people"
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(The Crimson)
 
 
 
Suspect finds himself in a sticky situation as Cambridge police chase down the Harvard Masturbator
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(Arizona Daily Sun)
 
 
 
Many Arizonans want their state represented on their quarter by a gigantic hole in the ground
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Windows, now with built-in spyware
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
PETA angry at Kelly Osbourne for the hot-pink dye job she gave her English Bulldog
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Cassini probe finds organic material on Titan
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(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Microscopic/macroscopic. Photoshop the incredibly large with the incredibly small
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(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Driver, talking on cell phone, plows underneath a semi, is dragged 800 feet, survives -- then is busted for having drug paraphernalia (with photo)
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(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
High school offers premium parking spots to students who snitch on their violence-prone classmates. What could possibly go wrong?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Top 10 egregious and annoying habits of your fellow travelers
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Misguided Cubans flock to Rick Wakeman concert. "This is the best rock music that has ever been played on this island"
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(Zoo Baby)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby porcupine born at National Zoo (with pics)
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
When buying laptops for Nigerian women you met through an online dating site, make sure the postal money orders aren't forged
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
If you're going to submit an original piece to your poetry class, make sure it doesn't include veiled threats to sexually assault your professor and her three-year-old daughter
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie together on beach." According to CNN, this is front-page news
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Actor George Lopez receives kidney transplant from wife. Can now look forward to, "Honey, take out the trash. Remember that time I GAVE YOU MY KIDNEY?" for next 50 years
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(Mcall)
 
 
 
Superintendent decides only way to stop bomb threats is to ban backpacks for rest of school year
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"We need to give time for some American companies to take a breath" -- Toyota Motor Chairman Hiroshi Okuda's reason for planning to raise the price of his cars
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(Flashnews)
 
 
 
San Francisco woman offers red-light education at "whore college"
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Man logs one millionth mile transporting urine, blood, and pathogens for employer
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(MSN Money)
 
 
 
SUV owners get free gas, courtesy of Uncle Sam
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(wesh.com)
 
 
 
If you're trying to avoid your 16th DUI arrest, don't drive around with a hand-drawn license plate
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(CBS 2)
 
 
 
Chicago's 911 operators getting darn tired of stupid kid who keep calling up saying he's tied up in a trunk. What? It wasn't a prank?
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
FEMA's first line of accountability includes embezzlers, burglars, drug addicts, drunks and a guy named Mad Dog
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(San Diego Union-Tribune)
 
 
 
Angels outfielder Steve Finley, still going strong at 40, attributes his longevity to magic necklace that fends off electro-pollution and toxic vapors
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Swimmers win right to swim in London's turd-infested ponds during depths of winter
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Tired of skyrocketing gas prices, man builds wood-powered pickup truck
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(Some Zorbist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this zorb
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(AP)
 
 
 
Target to usher in strange new era of pill bottles
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Ugly-assed white-crowned mangabey monkey born in British Zoo (pics)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman runs off road, hits tree, falls down 30-foot embankment, gets hit by train and survives. Man in black robe with scythe reported muttering at the scene, "I really thought I had her with the train"
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Group of Aussie bus drivers canned for being too fat to sit in seats. Drivers say "no worries," ask for bigger seats
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Martha Stewart probed on night out
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(Audio Scriptures)
 
 
 
Theme: DJ the Bible
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
2004 Sumatran earthquake shift's Earth's perspective, gave it a tummy tuck too. Also may have caused a "scar on the Earth's gravity field"
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Is Paul dead? Man plays the Beatles' "White Album" backwards to find out. A lesson in pattern-recognition and signal-to-noise
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop an eternal Einstein checking out a telescope
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Bobby Orr worried hockey now "in danger of becoming irrelevant"
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
44-year-old Kentucky state senator has hot 19-year-old girlfriend. Steely Dan unavailable for comment
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(tri-cityherald.com)
 
 
 
Small town perplexed over mysterious chunks of flesh that keep showing up in the village water system
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(Wired)
 
 
 
NASA's experimental DART plays chicken with satellite, loses. New NASA design team currently being formed to reinvent brakes
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(NBC 5)
 
 
 
"Sextravaganza" spurs controversy at George Mason University
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Moron at Bureau of Justice baffled that the crime rate has actually fallen as the prison population increased
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Anti-TV guerillas, armed with the latest version of a universal remote that will shut off TVs from 45-feet away, will attack pubs and restaurants, leaving behind a spoof menu explaining their actions
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Peruvian girl offered $1.5 million for virginity, sparking moral debate (with pic goodness)
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(WXII)
 
 
 
Supreme Court to hear case from man fighting government efforts to take his Social Security benefits to pay off student loans
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Man sees dead fly in bottled water, stops showering, uses damp cloth under arms for that morning fresh feeling. Still attracts the babes with his $350,000 lawsuit settlement check
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(KESQ Palm Springs)
 
 
 
Thief breaks into car trunk to steal valuables, accidentally locks himself in it and has to be rescued by police
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eighty-year-old retired investment banker regularly flies his buddies out of state for a "$100 burger"
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man borrows against his home to "spread the gospel of beer"
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(mosnews.com)
 
 
 
Rare and huge "liger" on display at Siberian zoo. Favorite animal, skilled in magic, etc. (With pic)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Teen girls using steriods to tone up, look more like Barry Bonds
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(nbc4.tv)
 
 
 
Study says teens who make virginity pledge just as likely to have sex as those who do not
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
NZ netballer busts up knee. With pic that will make you cringe
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(AP)
 
 
 
Man gets 45 days in jail, two years probation and a cash fine after he got upset that a restaurant ran out of french fries
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(msn.com)
 
 
 
Old Catholic Church Monsignor excommunicates all Old Catholic Church and orthodox members employed by US Bank
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(katu.com)
 
 
 
General Motors is recalling more than two million vehicles. Your father recalls when GM made a decent car
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(FunReports)
 
 
 
Fans send stripper to soccer team's practice to help them get over string of losses (w/ SFW pic)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Live TV rules. Lorraine Kelly to Robert Downey, Jr.: "You look great today." Robert Downey, Jr. to Lorraine Kelly: "Thanks. I was going to say that your tits look great too"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Because they can't risk losing even one of their remaining fans, Motley Crue joins in search for missing woman
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(Some striking Guy)
 
 
 
After ridding the streets of all crime, Youngstown, Ohio cops nab 83-year-old serial paper thief
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Penn and Teller BS returns for new season tonight
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Restaurant throws out kissing Swedish lesbians
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A pint's a pound the world around. Well, not anymore. Here comes the science
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(WPVI)
 
 
 
Man murders ex-coworker for telling a bad joke seven years ago
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
High school freshmen caught doing the no-pants dance in school hallway
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Author talks to George Bush -- 25 of them -- to gather info for book
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(Firefox)
 
 
 
Theme: Firefox extensions for the technologically inept
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Colorado woman wins whistlers' convention. Her husband thrilled, saying, "It's good to know she can still blow something"
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Hubble Space Telescope releases two beautiful new pics on its 15th anniversary
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(The Jakarta Post)
 
 
 
Crabby, old-ass chimp celebrates 60th birthday, defiantly not sorry for spitting at Kramer
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Doctor makes new eye out of patient's tooth. Here comes the science
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Today Sponge" returns to U.S. market. Elaine already working on new "sponge-worthy" list
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Fifty Pics of Haley Summer's behind (not safe for work)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Arby's, taking cue from all of Wendy's recent free press, gives thumb-up to new campaign
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Tammy Faye says losing trademark eyelashes to cancer was liberating. Women who have actually lost part of their bodies thrilled to know she's doing well
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(WMTW.com)
 
 
 
Maine man ordered to pay $11,000 in back child support, even though DNA test proves he's not the father
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Children's show criticized for encouraging kids to set their hands on fire
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Pootie Poot: USSR breakup a "catastrophe." Your dog wants communism
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
With all other problems being solved, Iraq's parliament is busy discussing the birds that ate contaminated flour
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
New York about to lose track of thousands of sex offenders. Here come the vigilantes
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man bribes cops, manages to turn a traffic citation into four felonies
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
End of assault weapon ban has little effect on sales or crime
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Italian city moves to fine dog owners who don't walk their dog three times a day. Your dog wants legislature
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this shadowy figure slicing beets
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(Fark)
 
VideoEdit
 
Videos shown on really slow news days. Link goes to re-announcement thread
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hybrid sales up 81 percent. That's a lot of hippies
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Indian woman, born a man, has sex change to marry relative, but is dumped after relative becomes engaged to another man. Man, who was woman, now suing relative, who was born a woman, to teach her a lesson
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The elusive female orgasm has been hiding out at... Boston University?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Stop, or my mom... err... dad... whatever... will shoot!" Britain gets its first trans-sexual police marks... person
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Internet has psychedelic roots
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(pitts channel)
 
 
 
Take one unexpected meteor shower, one cup of startled residents, mix with sugar and water and voila, your 911 call-center jam is complete
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(Winchester Sun)
 
 
 
Kentucky board of education kills GED program for drop-outs. "As of Monday, they had one student still in the program. The student was arrested over the weekend"
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(Business Today Magazine)
 
 
 
Princeton dropout makes millions selling trash in New Jersey
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Republicans announce that they have enough votes to end judicial filibusters
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(Example)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Radical tech support
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Now that the Minutemen's 15 minutes of fame is up, a Mexico newspaper's editorial cartoon wants to "up the game." What could possibly go wrong?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
That house that you spend 35 million rupees on? Make sure that it isn't the prime minister's first
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(The Inquirer)
 
 
 
Berkeley professor fabricated details of his stolen laptop. Actually just had Electronic Arts failed "Majestic" game installed on it
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(AllHipHop)
 
 
 
50 Cent's manager robbed at gunpoint; makes less sense than Ozzy with a mouthful of marbles
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(Court TV)
 
 
 
Mighty Max Weinberg winces after buying $93,000 lemon Thunderbird, sues vintage car dealer
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(TheForce.net)
 
 
 
"If I complete this challenge, I hope George Lucas grants me the rank of Jedi Master. That will look great on my resume." Getting laid obviously not part of career goal
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(AFP)
 
 
 
On second thought, perhaps jet-skiing across the English Channel with a hundred pounds of marijuana isn't so smart after all
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Activists build 900-pound Baked Alaska to protest arctic drilling. White House dispatches Star Jones to end the protest
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Are those 650 Aramaic incantation bowls inscribed with magical texts in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Toys for those with more money than common sense
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