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Sun April 24, 2005
(www.katu.com)
 
 
 
Man high on meth runing in traffic on Interstate 84 tries to hijack tow-truck (with video goodness)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man's body discovered in library. Police put out an APB for Colonel Mustard
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(AP)
 
 
 
If you're an exterminator, your job description does not entail pinning down one of your customers, then spraying pesticide down their throat when they question the bill
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(NWA Morning News)
 
 
 
If you've been chatting with FancyDancer14, you should probably know she is a 44-year-old grandmother and working for the police
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(H3lx's dog really wants steak)
 
 
 
Photoshop events before they occur. Link goes to inspiration
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(Some OCC Guy)
 
 
 
Stop mailbox violence with a skunk's butt
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
High school suspends drum major because of a LiveJournal entry. Current mood: pissed
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(Some hockey game)
 
 
 
Devil Rays pitchers mistake Sox batters for Vince Naimoli
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Parents of pitcher killed by line drive want aluminum bats outlawed and wood ones mandatory
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Asian gambling superstitions include not looking at priests, turning one's underwear inside out
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man takes money from office lottery pool and runs. Later caught cowering behind his lawyer
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(WCCO)
 
 
 
Pothead with outstanding warrants asks cop for a ride, jailarity ensues
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(New India Press)
 
 
 
Scientists discover how to create hydrogen using one-tenth of the amount of energy needed for electrolysis. "The new process demonstrates, for the first time, the real potential in capturing hydrogen from renewable sources."
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Cop keeps copping after cop shift is over, now may have to cop a plea
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(Marion Star)
 
 
 
Attention. If you own one of 1200 towels missing from this YMCA, you are being jeered
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(News Channel 6)
 
 
 
Man arrested after failing to return more than $8,000 worth of rented movies and video games. In other news, people still rent movies and video games
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Mystery worshippers are actually church critics. Your vicar wants good reviews
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(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: I should have read the assembly directions
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Woman alleges police violated her First Amendment rights when an officer ticketed her last year for honking in support of a labor union's picketing. Expressing emotion with a car horn is apparently not a protected form of communication
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Teenage girl working in pharmacy somehow figured she could get away with stealing hundreds of Oxycontin pills - Jailarity ensued
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(Connection Newspapers)
 
 
 
The people lining up to have woman interview their animals don't seem to let it bother them that animals can't talk
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Christian cheerleading camp where every booty shakin' move is for jesus's pleasure
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(Sunday Herald)
 
 
 
Columnist spends some time with four off-the-mark psychics. "Your dog...it wants...a rake"
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(GIS)
 
 
 
Theme: Rejected Mother's Day cards
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(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
Japan to China: Your history is wrong. Stop teaching it
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(drivetotech.org)
 
 
 
Young farkers aim to get their hometown "100% wired" in five years
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(Biology News Net)
 
 
 
Microbial fuel cell: High yield hydrogen source and wastewater cleaner
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Lunar eclipse set for Sunday morning - Break out the wine & cheese and enjoy the show
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(CTV)
 
 
 
Canada invaded by giant stick man. Godzilla surrenders
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(AP)
 
 
 
Ocean off Hawaii is a maze of submerged wrecks
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(Some 10W-40)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sweet home
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Results and comments from ugly-ass car survey
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Sat April 23, 2005
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Make your own fizzing bath bombs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
75% of condoms in India are used to make saris, toys and bathroom slippers and only 25% are used to keep from making more Indians
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(Trackertrail)
 
 
 
Yes, you CAN make fire from a can of coke and a chocolate bar
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(International Education)
 
 
 
Maine state budget to get a boost from vacationing speeders, your dog wants baked lobstah and clam chowdah
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(Some Storm Guy)
 
 
 
It's spring, and that can mean only one thing: FARK's favorite stormchaser is dodging tumbleweeds and snapping pics of boobie clouds
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this nearly complete dam
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(The Western Australian)
 
 
 
A new pocket-sized device promises to alert its owner to the presence of eight different types of spectre, from "lost souls" to "evil spirits"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Exploding toads baffling German scientists. "It is like a science fiction film," according to expert
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL draft discussion/ rip on each other's teams
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(The Economist)
 
 
 
MIT invents fabber. Trekkies everywhere rejoice
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vietnamese lake has a 600-year-old, sword-eating turtle
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(Physorg.com)
 
 
 
Ever see a dustdevil in action on Mars? Now's your chance. With video goodness
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Joss Whedon to direct "Wonder Woman," has no idea whom to cast. Take poll to help him out
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Man charged with tapping into dentist's wireless home computer system
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(Some Broke Guy)
 
 
 
Fifty reasons to support the "Fair Tax"
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(Some Scary Fun Park)
 
 
 
Eerie photos of an abandoned amusement park, apparently in Japan. Your photographer wants a Scooby Snack
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Kobe Bryant, still painfully unaware divorce would have been so much cheaper, spends $50,000 on recommitment ceremony attended by just him and his wife
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(Maine Today)
 
 
 
Tin-foil hats come out in Maine over mysterious domed ship that no one wants to talk about (pic)
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(Times Recorder)
 
 
 
Man discovers a cave where snakes hang to catch bats. Your bat wants a hard hat
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this soldier and his pimpin' ride
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Somehow "under your belief system" doesn't quite have the ring that "under God" has in the Pledge of Allegiance, as this teacher is finding out
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Home-economics classes may be dropped in NYC schools do to lack of interest. In other news, students still take home ec
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(The Toque)
 
 
 
Just like Lord of the Rings, the forums wouldn't be complete without the trolls
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(FemaleFirst.co.uk)
 
 
 
51-year-old horny, horny hippo has to go on the pill before she becomes pregnant for the 21st time
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Stradivari violin sells for $2 million at auction. New owner advised not to leave it in the car, lend it to stupid 20-year-olds
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(News-Press)
 
 
 
School bus driver leaves bus full of kids with engine running to jump into her daughter's street brawl
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(Blabbermouth.net)
 
 
 
Leon Hendrix says he is channeling his dead brother Jimi's spirit to play guitar solos and write lyrics
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
From New Coke to clear beer, why some marketing ideas fizzle. Your dog wants Crystal Gravy
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Ashton Kutcher wanted to use the death of the pope for an episode of Punk'd. "And then bring the other old pope out and go: 'Look, he's still alive. We got ya'"
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Would-be diva muffs up American anthem at hockey game, tumbles on ice
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Criminals in Nigeria to be given three months' wages if they repent their violent ways
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(AP)
 
 
 
Elian Gonzalez thanks America for sending him back to Cuba
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this interior shot of an abandoned lighthouse
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
3M invents coolest duct tape ever. Duct Tape Ball tickets to sell out worldwide
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(AP)
 
 
 
Woman with hundreds of wild birds in her home is arrested. Collection included pheasants, quail, owls, Yello Dello, hawks and other protected species
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Guy throws friend's cell phone in garbage bin. This being FARK, the story won't end before lubrication and the jaws of life are applied
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Smoking hot redhead (not safe for work)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you find 30,000 honey bees in your yard, this guy would like to talk to you
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bike messenger squeezes into eight-inch gap between bus and a truck and lives to tell about it
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The south pole's melting faster every day, doo-da, doo-da, people on the coasts should move far away, oh, de doo-da day
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Town passes ordinance requiring dogs to be walked three times a day. Purple poodles and pierced pomeranians also outlawed
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(Pawtucket Times)
 
 
 
Angry man rips cell phone from driver's ear at stop light
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Kostenlose Naturbusen pics (not safe for work)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Feds questioning real estate broker practices, commissions
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Dutch police stage mock soccer riot, offerring fans free tickets and drinks to put up a stiff resistance. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Warren Tribune Chronicle)
 
 
 
Missing 40-foot silos found nearly 60 miles away from original location. Still no clue how they got there
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Fri April 22, 2005
(CBC)
 
 
 
City of Edmonton now using live goldfish to test the safety of the municipal water supply: "If the fish go belly up, then there's a problem"
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(MLive)
 
 
 
Asshat uses chainsaw to steal meth-making chemicals from high school, slashes bus tires as diversion
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this little abandoned Art Deco structure
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(CoCo)
 
 
 
New device means you will never drink beer out of a can the same way again
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Venom to be one of the baddies in "Spiderman 3." With pic goodness
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(Fark)
 
VideoEdit
 
VideoEdit contest for videos shown on really slow news days pushed to Monday due to us drinking too much and forgetting about it
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(Biology News Net)
 
 
 
Scientists recovers ancient whale in Egyptian desert
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(Some Southern Gal)
 
 
 
Ode to bacon grease
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(Island Packet)
 
 
 
Golfer's ball lands smack dab in the middle of alligator's tail. "It's good luck in Haiti"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nine more minor leaguers suspended for violating steroids policy. In other news, Tom Sizemore to become sports agent. Your jockstrap wants a Whizzinator
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(ONSTAR)
 
 
 
AudioEdit unlikely OnStar response calls
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(KASA Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Student accidentally sends email lamenting his "stupid education" and looking forward to finding "someone crazy enough to dump a suitcase full of money in my lap every month" to prospective employer. Hilarity ensues
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Microsoft's new mantra: "It just works"
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(Edmonton Sun)
 
 
 
Pig shoots man. No cop jokes, please
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(Minnesota Senate)
 
 
 
Minnesota Senate proposes beer tax hike from $4.60 per barrel to $35.32 per barrel (see line 13.32). Homer Simpson seen weeping outside capitol
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Inventor creates soundless sound system. What?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
News stations in California discover that the only thing better than a high-speed chase is a high-speed chase with a naked woman
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(Baby Companion)
 
 
 
Luke Skywalker baby pictures from "Revenge of the Sith" revealed
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Woman suspended from dog show for making fun of limping pooch
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Student doing oral report on Tony Danza gets ultimate visual aide. A report on Tony Danza?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Soup Nazi is coming to America by bringing over his line of soups to your local grocery store
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Surgeon leaves in middle of operation to moonlight at other hospital
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
"Info-mania" dents IQ more than marijuana
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
United Arab Emirates builds gold hotel that is a geek's dream palace. It boasts more than 1,000 miles of fiber-optic and broadcast cable among its many tech innovations
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
When studying deadly diseases, it's best not to take your work home with you
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Double bubbles hold scientific promise. Here comes the Hsawaknow
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this metal button
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
DeLay forces NY to drop charges against guy caught with 100 pounds of pot
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Cobra gets its head stuck in pop (or soda, if that's your preference) can. It's quite a long tale
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
Germans not pleased that British press writing that new pope was member of Hitler Youth. Not happy about Benedict being member of David Hasselhoff Fan Club either
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
UNC to lose top seven players from 2005 National Championship team. Duke reportedly chuckles, still sucks
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Five years later, Elián's U.S. saga recalled in makeshift museum
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(Local10)
 
 
 
In Peru, he is running for president. In Florida he's stealing people's credit card numbers. Coincidence?
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
What if everyone is listening and no one is transmitting? Ideas presented by a bunch of guys searching for little green men
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(AP)
 
 
 
Honda to offer natural-gas vehicle. Taco Bell offers to be refueling station
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Can't get out of school/work for Star Wars 3? Not to worry. Geek Squad has made you an excuse note you can download
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Jacksonville, FL couple gets married at Motley Crue concert. Dr. Feelgood says they're Too Young To Fall In Love, lets out a Primal Scream
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(La Crosse Tribune)
 
 
 
It's a damned shame when traditions like "cow pie bingo" fall victim to liability concerns
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian preacher calls the prophet Mohammed a "confused pedophile." Fatwa, jihad, religious war ensue
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Scientists figure out how caffeine keeps us awake at 3:00 a.m. Still no cure for cancer
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Would-be robber escapes with a "I'm just joking" ruse
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norway's Supreme Court upholds the worker's right to surf for porn on company time
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientific breakthough verifies that mice in "suspended animation" can't move
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(The UW Daily)
 
 
 
University of Washington students form campus porn club to create a safe place to discuss, view and potentially make pornography
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(MaineToday.com)
 
 
 
Police fear that a David Allen Coe concert will start a gang war
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Iowa City Fark party this Saturday: 8pm at The Vine (Gilbert and Prentiss). HPZ in the hiz-ouse
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Lexington Fark Party Sunday April 24th 1pm. Start at Keeneland, end up at Pazzo's. Jeff's going to be there
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Charleston, SC Fark party this Sunday 3pm at the Blind Tiger. Drew's in town again
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Todays traffic jam caused by truck full of cheese spilled on highway brought to you by Indianapolis. Emergency supplies of nacho chips, beer on the way (5th alert down)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"It is a sad loss for Pakistani hockey"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
British man finds copy of original 1965 Electronics Magazine under his floorboards; collects $10,000 reward offered by Intel
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Unlikely birdhouses
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(NBC 11)
 
 
 
Woman who found finger in Chili fingered by cops. Hauled off while giving the finger
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Man films Canadian bigfoot. No word if it's 20% less hairy than US bigfoot
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(whnt19.com)
 
 
 
Why did 6,000 chickens cross the road? To catch another ride
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(Missouri Tag)
 
 
 
Animal control officers race to catch black panther loose in Branson Missouri hills, fear hunters may beat them to it
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Please welcome 1994's Miss Puerto Rico. Her interests include world peace, feeding the hungry, and shoplifting
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(theinquirer.net)
 
 
 
Anti-porn image scanner has trouble telling the difference between one-on-one sex and a sumo match
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Opera's CEO will swim from Norway to the USA after one million downloads
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Government issues passport to woman, listing her sex as male. Tells her she will need a letter from a doctor stating she had not undergone a sex change before they'll fix the mistake
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(Pensacola News Journal)
 
 
 
Fishermen steal 14-foot Mako shark's 200-pound lunch (with pics)
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(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Crews battling wildfire find bundles of abandoned marijuana, but are feeling pretty mellow about it all
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(Giant Magazine)
 
 
 
Magazine reunites cast of Office Space 6 years later
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Thu April 21, 2005
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit Lions model new uniforms made from new material that repels mathematical elimination
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(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Your recommendations for the new USDA Food Pyramid
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(AP)
 
 
 
Two men thought they had the perfect escape vehicle for their heist - a rowboat. But they overlooked one small problem: Neither knew how to row
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Warren Buffet buys stake in Anheuser-Busch. Smart investors go long on wife-beater tank tops
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(CHUD.com)
 
 
 
Wesley Snipes files a $5 million lawsuit against New Line Cinema because "Blade: Trinity" sucked. No word on whether he also plans to sue himself as an accomplice
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(Local10)
 
 
 
Students suspended after wearing t-shirts that say "Kiss Our Class Good-Bye" and "Holy Ship, We're Graduating." Principal says, "I guess I might be old-fashioned, but I believe values are important"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
MLB investigating DUI fall at RFK that leaves stupid SOB nearly DOA
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(NBC 10)
 
 
 
As God is my witness, I didn't think wild turkeys would attack the mail man
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(NBC11)
 
 
 
To lure back lost business after its recent PR disaster, Wendy's offering "Finger-Free Free Frosties" at its Bay Area outlets
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Minutemen stop patrolling Mexican border, consider name change to 15-Minutes-Are-Up Men
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Officer's gun falls from pants, shoots man in other bathroom stall
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(National Malawi)
 
 
 
Workers refuse to go to work after naked man is found in their offices. "We were very confused and we failed to work because we suspected him to be a wizard and had come to cast a spell on us"
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Congress confuses file sharing with manslaughter. No real need to add anything to that headline
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(Variety)
 
 
 
ABC's "Primetime Live" to blow lid off "American Idol." Simon is going to hate this
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
United Arab Emirates to build world's tallest building, which will promptly be rammed by rednecks in a hijacked beer truck
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(680News)
 
 
 
Sixteen-year-old boy gets naked pictures of ex-girlfriend, posts them on Internet. Ex-girlfriend is fifteen. Jailarity ensues
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
An employee at a printing plant that makes more than half of America's paper currency helps himself to $700,000
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Eating lots of heavily processed hog anus might kill you
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
♫ I know a guy who bleaches his skin. ♫ And he's changed the shape of his nose and his chin. ♫ He says he never touched kids and never slept with Billy Jean. ♫ But he asked for Vaaaseline... ♫
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Australian undertaker offers "beer as you bury" service, which basically is a huge hearse that seats 12 mourners and comes complete with mini bar and DVD player
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Seaworld penguins forced to walk through airport security metal detector. In other news, the terrorists have won
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(AP)
 
 
 
Alaska town receives award because it's water tastes like "nothing"
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(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Youth borrows "Home on the Range" video from the library, gets "Homo on the Range" instead. Hilarity ensues, with pic
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(Florida Baptist Witness)
 
 
 
Baptists reject new pope
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In an effort to boost sales, KFC to change name back to Kentucky Fried Chicken, increase secret ingredient that causes you to crave the chicken fortnightly
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cookie Monster cutting back on the treats to help childhood obesity. Photoshop other national problems that the Muppets are to blame for
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Patrick Ewing, Jr. transfers from Indiana to Georgetown, citing better strip clubs
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
New bill proposes to ban public release of National Weather Service forecasts. Coincidentally, the bill's sponsor is from Accuweather's home state
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Broke woman advertises one of her eyes for sale to raise cash
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Miss talking to your relatives? Probably not, but if you do, a company in Japan is marketing a talking picture that can hold up to 12 minutes of messages
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Burglars regret choosing kickboxer's house to burglarize
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Mexicans lost Texas because of crappy imported weapons
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(Lost Remote)
 
 
 
ABC/ESPN study shows that one-third of Tivo users do not skip ads... fails to mention that their remotes are simply lost between the couch cushions
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Within seconds of creating new email address, pope's inbox flooded with Viagra offers, penis enlargement deals and pleas for help from Africa
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Eighty percent of people surveyed would have the WTC twin towers rebuilt rather than a "decapitated pyramid with a chicken coop on top"
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seventeen-year-old arranges to have his $50K BMW stolen so he can use insurance money to get a better car
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Paper company generates unprecedented interest in its new product, which is made from poo. Critics fear the idea might be a little corny
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(Flashnews)
 
 
 
Food historian honors new pope with "Eggs Benedict XVI"
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(Newark Advocate)
 
 
 
Today's "junior high female teacher getting high school students drunk and asking them to bare their breasts" story courtesy of Ohio, the Florida of the North
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(AP)
 
 
 
California Supreme Court puts to pasture a lawsuit alleging the California Milk Producers Advisory Board falsely advertise that California's cows are happy
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The honeymoon is over. Hilton dumps Richie
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida poised to become nation's third most-populous state. Farkers the world over eagerly anticipate the the opporunity for new material
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Emmanuel Lewis pulled over for speeding, apparently trying to get the hell away from Michael Jackson as fast as possible
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
World featherweight champion banned from every bar, club and hotel in his home town for taking his work home with him
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists discover why some popcorn kernels remain unpopped. Still no cure for cancer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kroger introduces "Old Yeller Chunk" dog food. Meat apparently still be good after all these years
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hollywood out of ideas AND talent: Ryan Seacrest gets star on the "Walk of Fame"
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
FBI agents give Toby Keith a little something backstage
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lengthy study finds the penis size of Hong Kong men is no different from the rest of the world. City to be renamed Long Schlong
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(LVRJ)
 
 
 
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Unless it happens in a cab, in which case you will be videotaped. What could go wrong?
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Yahoo turns over dead marine's email. Family cherishes every penile enlargement claim
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Armed robber frustrated that the shopkeeper is not being compliant with his demands, even when he hits her with his weapon: A flyswatter
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(IDS News)
 
 
 
Indiana University, Bloomington Fark Party @ Kilroy's on Kirkwood this Friday
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(KEPR TV)
 
 
 
Bad haircut lands Richland woman in jail
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man -- who mooned jury and screamed, "I am going to the moon. The spirits are gonna take me to the moon" -- deemed competent for trial. Guess where...
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
L.A. defense attorney moonlights as porn star "Don Hollywood," appearing in flicks such as "Justice Your Ass"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Midget swine finally get their 15 minutes of fame in Pig Olympics
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
High school administrators dismayed by enduring popularity of "I [heart] my vagina" buttons
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Giant stoats attack British farm animals
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Eugene man passes himself off as a psychology professor for over a year
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fan club seeks to revive Surge soda. Next, the return of lawn darts and the Red Scare
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man shot in the ass loses his grass
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(WOAI.com)
 
 
 
San Antonio mayoral candidate has twin brother stand in for him in parade so he can be somewhere else. Patty Duke surrenders
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Study finds that it's okay to be overweight. Your dog wants steak, potatoes, milkshakes, ice cream, pie, bacon and a Diet Coke
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Warning: Celebrity chefs are trained professionals. Do not kiss your oven at home
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark Party Phoenix on May 7th. Link goes to original thread
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Wed April 20, 2005
(Some Ex-Jockey)
 
 
 
I for one welcome our robot camel-jockey overlords
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(StatePaper.com)
 
 
 
Plaintiff who went to defendant Pee Wee's farm "because he had two asses." Judge rules that it's nothing but donkey shenanigans
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(Some hopped up matador)
 
 
 
Photoshop your own 1960s pulp magazine cover. Link goes to inspiration. (Link may be not safe for work)
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Elephants smash furniture at restaurant looking for peanuts and loose change under the cushions
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(KMBC)
 
 
 
Convenience-store customer fails etiquette lesson when he opens fire on his instructor. (With video of impoliteness)
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(KSAT)
 
 
 
Tired of being taken to them, man decides to screw the cleaners
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(DW)
 
 
 
German "King of Robbers" can rob 20 banks, speak six languages and pretend to fall asleep at his trial
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Former Tampa Bay Lightning defenseman Rudy Poeschek arrested for driving across lawns and mailboxes
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Hottie musician leaves borrowed $850,000 violin in car while shopping. Instrument can survive 263 years, but can't last more than 10 minutes in Los Angeles parking lot
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(courier journal)
 
 
 
Ancient human remains found at Wal-Mart. Grave marked with last words: "This cashier line didn't look that long when I got in it"
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(BoingBoing)
 
Video
 
Bad: Stealing your professor's laptop to get exam data. Worse: Being hunted down by the FBI and U.S. Marshals because your professor had "Top Secret Trial and Industrial Information" on it from his consulting career
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Study finds many people talking on cell phones are faking it. Also concludes that your urge to kick their asses is real
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(Augusta Chronicle)
 
 
 
Plane misses landing strip by 100 feet. Luckily, there was a five-lane street right next to the airport
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(Rochester D and C)
 
 
 
Town spends $22,000 to buy back a cannon it sold for $15,000 two months earlier
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(News24)
 
 
 
Church study shows that a mere four percent of priests were ass-raping boys since 1950. Since many of those priests have died, apparently we're supposed to feel okay about it and quit criticizing
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Memorabilia company takes collections to the next level, auctions letters sent to players by fans
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Bananas
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Cop accused of using airport's security cameras to look at women's hoo hoos, ta tas
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(Ledger-Enquirer)
 
 
 
Civil War re-enactors defeat Trekkies in gun battle. Never bring a flashlight to a gunfight
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Man shoots car after it outlives its usefulness. Members of the professional whining class meet, form "people for the ethical treatment of cars," protest
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(AP)
 
 
 
Newest Waffle House menu item in Tennessee: Free Hepatitis A shots
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck proposes to girlfriend Jennifer Garner after her 33rd birthday party, making official their union as the "Bennifer II"
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
British surfer fights off seven-foot shark, heads to shore. Returns 30 minutes later to resume surfing, show off balls of iron
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(Channel Cinci)
 
 
 
Man expresses his gratitude to Jane Fonda by hocking large amount of tobacco juice into her face during book signing
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(WACH.com)
 
 
 
Fort Wayne bans open containers in vehicles. That means all open containers, so that can of soda is going to cost you a $50 ticket
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Charlotte church suffering depression caused by intrusive press, according to this intrusive press article
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Researchers identify "death by cancer" genes. "Death by snoo snoo" genes still a mystery
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(The Day)
 
 
 
In honor of 4/20, Bush expected to name new joint chief
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Beer truck catches fire on I-465
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If Fark were a saloon...
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police dog goes on maternity leave just a month after joining the force
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(News from Russia)
 
 
 
Informing a flight attendant that your bag will explode if touched is generally not recommended
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(Olympian)
 
 
 
Attorney finds out the hard way that sending nude pics of himself to 17-year-old client is not privileged communication
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Star Wars fans determined to preserve virginity by attending back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-premiere of "Revenge of the Sith" marathon
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
"Oh yes, my dear, nothing but the best for you. Order the most expensive thing on the menu. Excuse me while I use the restroom. I'll be right back"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
If you are not a member of the Hell's Angels, you probably shouldn't waltz around with a t-shirt that has a Hell's Angels logo on it
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Life's rule of thumb, No. 43,682: Do not hold large parties on active train tracks
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(WFTV (huh huh))
 
 
 
Officer charged for using taser to produce urine sample
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(KUTV.com)
 
 
 
Mortuary owner cited for inattentive driving after accident sends casket careening down highway
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Asshats drain lake at Salvation Army camp for disadvantaged kids. If caught, will face a whole kettle of whoop-ass
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(wistv.com)
 
 
 
SC legislators take on two bills at the same time, approve the one protecting cocks, table the one protecting women beaten by cocks
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Parent supplies nitrous oxide for 13-year-old's birthday party
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(News24)
 
 
 
Inventor creates sophisticated sex robot, which will hunt down and perform cunnilingus on Sara Connor
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sun, fun and horses... it must be a Lexington Fark party, Keeneland style. April 24th, 1:00 p.m.
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(GeneSimmons.com)
 
 
 
Theme: Kiss turns up on Coke bottles in France. Create some other advertisng opportunities for cash-poor rock titans/icons
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(KIRO-TV)
 
 
 
Javelin impales student minutes before shot put hits boy hit in head. Creator of the movie "Final Destination" unavailable for comment
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(Newsnet 5)
 
 
 
Woman writes love letters to husband serving in Iraq on back of love letters he wrote to her while serving in Vietnam
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Tue April 19, 2005
(AP)
 
 
 
Brothers spend eight years in jail awaiting speedy trial
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New pope was a nazi youth, doo-da doo-da... Don't believe me? Here's the proof, oh the doo da day
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(Cadenhead.org)
 
 
 
Blogger and tech writer Rogers Cadenhead wins the Pope Domain Name Speculation Lottery
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Never mess with a Brooklyn midget
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Homeowners steamed after drunk, off-duty cop takes bath in their house
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Did CBS host Jim Nantz leave messages for Pat O'Brien during Masters TV coverage? (with audio)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Graffiti throughout history
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Marlon Brando to be floated out to Tahitian sea for tourists to vacation on
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
"Why in the world would you think your cell phone would work in your house? The customer has come to expect so much." -- Verizon Chairman and CEO Ivan Seidenberg
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The top 10 strangest moments in NFL draft history to get you warmed up for the big weekend
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(KESQ.com)
 
 
 
Porn star and former California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey arrested for diddling herself in a strip club
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(KTRK)
 
 
 
Parents plan to sue police department after cops bust underage drinking party
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(fox19)
 
 
 
Ken Jennings forgets where he parked his car
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
"Rush Hour" star Chris Tucker arrested for doing 109 mph and fleeing cops. With mugshot goodness
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
It's been plaguing mankind for nearly 200 years. But the research is about to pay off. Here comes the science
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(MosNews.com)
 
 
 
Russian astrologist sues NASA because destroying a comet would irrevocably harm her "system of spiritual values"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Vets remove rubber ducky from dog's stomach after five years
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
The mystery of Fort Knox's giant stone butt plug
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Lawyers for highway sniper to argue he didn't know it was wrong to shoot innocent people
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Teenaged girl throws out-of-control party, destroys house. Man-on-the-street interviews suggest her punishment: "I'd spank her twice"
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
When fighting a fire caused by a super-sized toilet roll, be sure that the other toilet rolls don't absorb all of your water
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
GM to offer smaller Hummer, also known as "Project Michael Jackson"
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
St. Louis University tuition: $24,376* (*does not include $75 graduation fee)
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man stopped for carrying concealed alligator without permit
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(Local10)
 
 
 
Arrested hippies, told to bend over and hop around like bunnies, win class-action suit. "Body-cavity searches are extremely violating for anyone, but particularly for women"
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
Las Vegas mayor plans "Diddy Day" at Aladdin Hotel-Casino to honor P. Diddy. Guest of honor fails to show due to "Other P. Diddy-related ventures." Hilarididdy ensues
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(Roanoke Times)
 
 
 
Professor says the media's "toothpaste causes cancer" stories twist and warp what his research actually says
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(The Register)
 
 
 
If you're going to hide a stolen phone in your hoo-ha, at least set it to "vibrate"
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(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Ratzinger officially becomes the first former cast member of "Cheers" to be elected pope. Named changed from Cliff to Benedict XVI
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(Some Catholic)
 
 
 
Using smoke as a method to signal papal election has its limitations. Photoshop a new means of signifying the election of a pope
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(Local10)
 
 
 
You know your company is in trouble when one third of your employees are fired after testing positive for illegal drugs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, government to cure "senioritis"
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
OMG WHITE SMOKE!!! T3H P0P3 1S 3L3CT3D!!1!1!!oneone. In other news deemed as important by mainstream media, Britney Spears still pregnant
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Rugby team optimistic about their prospects, even after 170-nil defeat. Duke sucks
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Rabbi, swastika-wearing man fight at airport. Winner to take on President Clinton in "Battle of the old joke contestants"
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(Local10)
 
 
 
Skycap earns extra money stealing unattended laptops at airport
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
USDA unveils new food pyramid. Twinkies will not be at the top of the pyramid
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fan who slapped Sheffield at Fenway loses his seats for the rest of the season. A-Rod unavailable for comment
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(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Sports of the Middle Ages
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"American Pie" actress charged with criminal mischief after telling neighbor, "I'm going to sexually molest your dog"
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(Music Production Farker)
 
 
 
Today's Iron AudioEdit ingredient: Flutes
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Woman flees scene of auto accident on foot with her six-year-old in one hand and a bottle of wine in the other
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Police say lying down in middle of highway to attract attention may not be good tactic for stranded motorists
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Airlines to offer healthier inflight snacks, specifically Chips Ahoy and Cheese Nips. Your diet plan surrenders, sobbing in frustration
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Hundreds of people flock to image of Virgin Mary that has appeared on underpass on busy Chicago expressway (with not-available-on-eBay photos)
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Beautiful redhead with some magnificent boobies
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
At Russia's Mineralnye Vody airport, it snows indoors, the lounge sells swords and daggers and the VIP restaurant is a picture of a water bottle
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
New state of matter created considered nearly perfect liquid. It is full-bodied, rolls off the tongue with rapid thermalization, its flavor hints of quark-gluon plasma and has a crisp touch of gold-ion finish
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Doctor denies serious professional misconduct after squeezing woman's breast during routine check-up and exclaims, "Nice"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oil is constantly being "recharged" and can never be depleted. Here come the conspiracies
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Old and busted: The squeaky wheel gets the grease. New hotness: The flaming man outside the White House gets probation
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Monday Night Football moving to cable. Hank Williams busy trying to find words that rhyme with ESPN
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
'Murdered" son saves "killer" mom from jail
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Tourist discovers his rental car problems stem from a five-meter-long python wrapped around the engine
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(Nat'l Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fine example of British exterior decorating
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dude who killed detective then jumped out third story window now thinks he's Jason (with pic)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man sets record with 157 squibs on body; world breathes a collective sigh of relief
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Fat Duck; British restaurant that introduced the world to delicacies such as snail porridge, sardine on toast sorbet and bacon-and-egg ice cream, has been declared the world's best place to eat
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Taliban launch pirate radio station in Afghanistan, tell listeners to "pump up the volume" and "talk hard"
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(Chilli Gazette)
 
 
 
Rare metal found under ancient serpent mound may have come from an asteroid impact or an early Metallica album
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Researchers say that burning ears indicate a busy brain, or that you've answered your iron again
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(dailysouthtown.com)
 
 
 
Teachers offer extra credit for students who take part in "Get Naked Day"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Motorist, innocently driving home from work on a warm spring afternoon, rather surprised when frozen sausage comes flying through window, shattering his nose
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Republican suing the Republican party for using the "W" last year on stickers. "Amusing" tag trumps "Ironic" tag
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Natalie Portman dancing around her stripper pole in a g-string from the movie "Closer." (Not safe for work)
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(KFMB)
 
 
 
Soccer cleats made from kangaroo hides are illegal in California
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(WESH-TV)
 
 
 
Body of huge sleestack-like turtle washes ashore. Your dog wants soup
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Historians suggest Lincoln may have put his log in a can long before Hasbro did
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Goose opens up can of whoop-ass on five-year-old. Bass pro shops to donate fishing equipment to entice toddler back to the outdoors
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Small salmon use the old "It's not the size of the wave, but the motion of ocean" pick-up line
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
NORAD to surround D.C. with a laser-light show to ward off unauthorized aircraft. Will be set to "Dark Side of the Moon"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Kebab killer sticks it to 27 victims. Sheesh!
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Man invents device to automatically put on condoms for men too lazy to do it themselves and who are confortable enough letting machines mess around their junk
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(AP)
 
 
 
Dog rejected as winner after winning cash-prize drawing
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(Time Wasting Farkette)
 
 
 
If you were pope, what would your name be?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN's list of the highest paying jobs for graduates -- or, the list of jobs most likely to be sent to India for two bucks an hour
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(Some Newspaper)
 
 
 
In an attempt to improve school standards test scores, principal helps students cheat on tests
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Drunk monkeys' attack injures three. Trunk monkeys unavailable for comment
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this reflecting dolphin
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Sheriff makes inmates march to new jail wearing only pink boxers, pink flip-flops (with pics)
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
India plans to clone Iranian cheetah. In other news, Iran has cheetahs
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Due to weak rainfall in the northwest, America is facing a potential hops/grapes shortage
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man can't get job because he lives on Dork Street
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ruling says cop shouldn't be fired for having sex while on duty. "Even Dirty Harry took time out to finish his hot dog before chasing a bad guy"
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(Chennai Online)
 
 
 
Swami promises that he can remove evil spirits from married woman. Husband unhappy to discover that by "evil spirits," the man meant "her clothing"
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(WXIA)
 
 
 
Idiot driving a cherry-picker leads police on a slow speed chase (with video of chase)
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(kutv.com)
 
 
 
US Airways computer glitch allows consumers to buy tickets for $1.86. After honoring the sales, US Airways still expected to turn a profit
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Note to self: Never paint yellow lines on road while drunk
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When is the earliest acceptable time to commence projects involving very loud power equipment in close proximity of a neighbor's bedroom window on his day off?
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(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Disgusted Internet surfer discovers finger in Google image search
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Returned South Korean blames alcohol for defection to North Korea
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Military assembles elite hacker team: Zerocool to the rescue
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lance Armstrong to take his ball and go home after this year's Tour de France
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Crack undercover TV team discovers that despite strict email policies, city employees are still sending unauthorized personal emails, including *GASP* pictures of naked women. "Obvious" tag trumps "Dumbass" tag
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Twenty kilos of cocaine mysteriously turns into 20 kilos of sugar while stored in police evidence room
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(wsoctv.com)
 
 
 
New "extreme" Christian clothing line features t-shirt slogans like "Satan sucks" and "My God can kick your god's butt." Store owner: "It's meant to be lighthearted and not serious"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Native Canadians, arrested for "pitlamping," try to claim shotguns and one million candlepower light were for "tracking migration"
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(AP)
 
 
 
Papal conclave begins, not expecting a kind of Spanish Inquisition
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(Times Online)
 
 
 
Earth's gravity may lure deadly asteroid, old boobies to the ground
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Black smoke from Vatican signals first vote failed to elect pope. In a continuation of its coverage style for the last papal election, Fark.com will not run a story every time there isn't a new pope
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(FunReports)
 
 
 
Russian authorities bust Chinese frog poachers involved in croak-and-dagger smuggling operation
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists await the new Einstein like the second coming of Jesus
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(KBCI)
 
 
 
The last of three stolen beer trucks has been found at the bottom of the Snake River Canyon. Evil Knievel sought for questioning
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(Hog)
 
 
 
OMG Ephedraiscommingbackandandandherbalifemightworkagain....
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Indians marry trees to ward off evil eye; claim they pine for the trees, want them to spruce up their village
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Man vandalizes stranger's cars for art
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man alleges CIA gave him LSD to rob bar. CIA still mad he never paid up
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Government study finds 10 percent of British teenagers frequently use the Internet for porn. In related news, 90 percent of teenagers too busy looking at porn to take studies seriously
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(Albuquerque Tribune)
 
 
 
Photoshop this boy and his bug
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(woai)
 
 
 
Mad Max fans on way to movie marathon re-enact tanker convoy scene on highway, complete with fake machine guns. Jailarity ensues
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
South African city struggles to deal with Crawdadgate
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"David Duchovny claims he wrote the screenplay for 'House of D' in only six days. It shows"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Dr. Death," an incompetent butcher responsible for several deaths, becomes head surgeon at Australian hospital after being suspended from work in the U.S., soon to spend time in pound-me-in-the-ass prison after causing another death
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(Adobe.com)
 
 
 
Adobe to acquire Macromedia. Your PDF wants Flash
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
He can make it on his own
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Mother's Day gift that every mother has been waiting her whole life for: Tickets to a 5:30 a.m. baseball game
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Liberal-friendly quotes
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Teenage boy steals two trams, continues picking up passengers along the way. "I think his obsession just got the better of him"
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(Some Dirigible)
 
 
 
Find other uses for this solar-powered "stratellite"
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