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Sun April 10, 2005
(Madison.com)
 
 
 
Man drops can of spray paint on hammer, paint blows into water heater, whose pilot light sets it on fire, burning down the house. Rube Goldberg surrenders
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(AP)
 
 
 
Scottish soccer team fans boo during minute of silence for the pope
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Old people pissed off at party pills
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(St. Cloud Times)
 
 
 
Man shoots himself while vaccuming
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Dog banned from driving after crashing his master's car into a flock of sheep. Apparently, owner considers ban too ruff, may appeal
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Big Brother cracking down on Texas Hold-'Em tournaments
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Blogger rents billboards in search of a woman
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Wealthy Floridians think you should pay to clean up their private gated communities after hurricanes
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Stop us if you've heard this one: Tiger Woods, wearing a red shirt and black pants, wins the Masters, remains incredibly bland
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Eclipse. With pic
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Alcohol retailers want to cut out the middle man, serve customers directly with lower priced beer
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(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Suffering a Van Halen moment, Nevada high school teacher arrested for flashing her breasts at her students
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Git ya one of them flyin' hovercraft thingies
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(Wired)
 
 
 
EPA offers poor families $970 and a camcorder to test pesticides on their kids
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(AP)
 
 
 
Male panda finds out what happens when body start slappin' from doin' the wild thing (with pic)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sir Elton John says Eminem is a legend
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canadian police looking forward to using Tasers on citizens
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(Dewey Gland)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ... WTF scene
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(AP)
 
 
 
Ex-punter accused of drive-by at Seigfried on Roy's home says he wanted to "warn the world" of their conduct with their trained animals. Ray Finkle unavailable for comment
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(Bullz-eye)
 
 
 
Do intelligent men have success with women? Not always and here's why
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(The Omaha Channel)
 
 
 
With rising gas prices, more people are buying mopeds
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(AP)
 
 
 
Newspaper retracts story and says Bo doesn't know steroids.
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(Edmonton Sun)
 
 
 
12-year old boy copies some dollar bills with his inkjet printer, gets caught, suspended from school. Not good enough, secret service wants to send him to prison
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Italian police worried soccer team's fans calling themselves "droogs" might stir up trouble at upcoming match
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(wcco.com)
 
 
 
San Jose State has suspended its dance team after a sexy routine at a basketball game triggered a confrontation involving an elderly alumnus and a 20-year-old dancer. Kevin Bacon surrenders
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(AskMen)
 
 
 
Ten Manly Drinks. Zima, surprisingly, not on the list
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(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Study of ancient parties says "differences in the operational chains of food and beverages helped to shape feasting strategies." Translation: they collected lots of booze and spent days getting blasted, crazy, and naked
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Another earthquake near Sumatra
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop a comeback album cover we were never meant to see
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Police think man who burned his fingertips with acid to obliterate his fingerprints and hide his identity, may have given a false name
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Star Trek bit players cling on
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(All the Fish)
 
 
 
Reviewer claims Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is like The Phantom Menace, only not as good (pics) (spoilers)
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(ONN)
 
 
 
Reastaurant chain removes plaster busts of the Pope out of respect after his death. Turns out customers want the Pope rooms back
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Dead man's brain removed without consent
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(Ba$eball)
 
 
 
Dodgers fan who has had tickets right above the LA dugout for 43 years gets shafted by the team he loves. Told he can keep dugout seats only if he pays $120,000 for them
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Cheese-eating surrender-monkeys frantic over faux fromage. Here comes the Velveeta
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(Daily Yomiuri)
 
 
 
Man accused of accepting bribes worth 1.5 million yen in beer coupons. He is further accused of flushing the evidence down the toilet
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(Whittier Daily News)
 
 
 
Strange wind gust hits home. Your dog wants you to pull his finger
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(Sunday Herald)
 
 
 
100 cats establish a "mini-kingdom" at a hospital and grow fat on food meant for patients who are too weak to fight them off. Your dog wants a minigun, claymores and close airsupport
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Crazy Mexican public service announcements - Social Problems
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hiker with a ways to go
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(AP)
 
 
 
In Mexico, letters to the editor are now bullets to the editor
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(The State.com)
 
 
 
Two Disney on Ice Monsters, Inc. skaters hire woman from escort service. Woman says she doesn't do monsters. Hilarity ensues
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Sat April 09, 2005
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Man threatens to blow up Comcast service station over high cable bill
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(The Daily Eastern News)
 
 
 
"Donkey shenanigans" at high school (with pic, if you're wondering)
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Indian man with 91 ex-wives dies before he can reach his goal of 100. Apparent cause of death involves having 91 ex-wives
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these people walking in a square
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Ashlee Simpson's most recent backstage concert rider, TSG has it for your viewing pleasure
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(Newton TAB)
 
 
 
$4 dispute over cell phone rental leads to low-speed chase through three towns. Since you're reading this on Fark, you know it goes downhill from there
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Welcome to your first day of work. Here is your company ID, a procedures manual, a key to the bathroom and how to hire a prostitute
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(Manchester Union-Leader)
 
 
 
Substitute teacher responds to 8th grader's "Hello, precious" with "Hello, cave man," tells him to remove his hat. Violence, jailarity ensue
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(News Leader)
 
 
 
Bad news: man gets three years for sitting on a woman's lap. Good news: The judge lets him head to the bar for a few going away drinks before sending him to prison. Justice like it is 1899
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(Islington Express)
 
 
 
Fed up with ongoing problems, the Islington Congregation of Practitioners in the Occult Arts have laid a curse upon the council's parking department
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(Chilli Gazette)
 
 
 
Small town Marine recruiter spots purse-snatcher, shows passers-by benefits of Marine Corps training
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
GM's new ploy: allow you to return select cars up to a year later, if not satisfied. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Disgruntled Kmart peon almost gets away with stealing $145 million in company's stock using laptop and $8 rubber stamp. Almost
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The MGM lion has roared its last
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fun things to do with your microwave
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
USA determined to restrain Russia's growing power at all costs
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(Some Disgruntled Consumer)
 
 
 
Photoshop what you're willing to pay for your gas. (Link goes to GIS for inspiration)
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(Milford Mirror)
 
 
 
Teen gets flesh eating bacteria, given 8 hours to live. Has both legs amputated and now 7 months later walks in own 5k race
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Mini pigs and dwarfish horses all the rage in Moscow (pic)
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Reborn star surprises scientists. John Travolta unavailable for comment
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(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Vodka, blood on the floor, broken knuckles and eye sockets - just another night at the pub with Miss Cleavage 2001 and her friends -not safe for work-
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Woman rams apartment with BMW because of loud television
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Albania's most wanted man blows himself up while fishing with dynamite
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(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
UW- Whitewater student now in his 11th year of full time studies, completing 234 credits. Says he's going to return for a 12th year, despite having to pay a "Slacker Tax" on his tution. Bluto Blutarsky and Van Wilder surrender
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Physicists in Spain celebrate the 400th anniversary of Don Quixote publication in a very small way: they wrote the first paragraph on a silicon chip in letters so tiny the whole 1,000-page book would fit on the tips of six human hairs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sony gets patent for technology it might one day invent. Researchers awarded Nobel Prize for innovations they might some day make
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man's cocaine conviction thrown out because his strip search was filmed by Oxygen channel
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Japan announces space launch in 2025. Spacecraft uses 50% less fuel, but only seats 2 and will explode upon collision with bird
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(Some Barber)
 
 
 
Inspired by the trimmings of esteemed former governor Jesse Ventura, show other "new styles" for politicians
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(AskMen)
 
 
 
Guide to weird food you probably ignore at Kroger
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(WFTV)
 
 
 
Deputy under investigation for arriving at crime scene three sheets to the wind
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. government testing new spy plane that's only 13 inches long
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(Google)
 
 
 
AudioEdit remix theme: Strings, beats, vocal samples. Difficulty: No TTS or Dr. Tito
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(timesonline.co.uk)
 
 
 
French geek hailed as greatest human calculator after finding the 13th root of a 200 digit number in less than 9 minutes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Google founders lower their salary to $1 for making Eddie Murphy a success and ruining Dan Aykroyd
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Fri April 08, 2005
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
10 year old walrus dies following surgery to remove pine cone from colon. Zoo swears he swallowed it, honest
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(THE MUSEUM OF RETROTECH)
 
 
 
All About Acoustic Radar - Includes rare photo of the infamous and feared Japanese War Tuba
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Adhesive caulk cures many ills. Still no cure for cancer
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Earth's oldest known object to be put on display, was discovered in 7-11 hot dog roaster
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Thanks to a last-minute intervention, the United States has postponed bombing Canada
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NASA now stronger, smarter, safer and more humble
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
USPS wants you to pay more for crappy service
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(Eurekalert.com)
 
 
 
Scientists digging to bottom of Earth's crust surprised to find Calista Flockhart's career
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two red-wigged Welshmen walk 150 miles to save 133-year old local soccer team
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(Advocate)
 
 
 
Rapper C-Murder, after being charged with murder, decides to change his name
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(KDKA)
 
 
 
After stealing puppies from a pet store, don't dye them purple and blue
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
San Antonio Fire Station's Wild October. Seems everyone wants to ride the Fireman's Pole
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Fred Korematsu, the Rosa Parks of Japanese-Americans, has died at 86
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dunk-ass mother goes on date, leaves 2 year old at home to feed 9 month old a cocktail of Vodka and milk
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mammoth skeleton found in Los Angeles, friends of Anna Nicole Smith concerned
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(Some Chick)
 
 
 
Photoshop this abstract sign
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
In addition to decrying bikini-clad stylists, Utah county residents now wants to ban beer and shopping on Sunday
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
DaimlerChrysler merger not fraud, just a massive UFIA to investors.
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(Fark)
 
VideoEdit
 
VideoEdit contest due: Make a fake porno without using nudity. Bonus points for submissions without dry-humping either. Difficulty: Must be SFW
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Complete listing of hidden Craigslist forums. Includes "menstrual hut," "alternative housing," and "monkey knife fight." And some weird stuff, too
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Judge sentences spammer to 9 years in prison. You submitted this with a funnier headline
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(Sky and Telescope)
 
 
 
Pick one of these webcams, and enjoy today's solar eclipse along with your fellow Farkers
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Thief steals 25 left shoes. Police say thief has no rights
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(CNN)
 
 
 
EPA decides that keeping a pile of radioactive waste right next to the Colorado River in an open-air pile might not be the best idea
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Federal court to decide whether Smuckers shouldget a patent for how it makes its peanut butter-and-jelly sandwiches
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tatum O'Neil gets a little drunked up, enjoys some public girl-groping
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
If you have 19 aliases and have been arrested for theft 32 times, crying in court won't help you
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(KCAL9)
 
 
 
Man drives over sidewalk into DMV building, renews license
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(Radio Iowa)
 
 
 
Truck unleashes 37,000 pounds of cheddar cheese on Iowa highway, briefly making the state somewhat interesting
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japan hosts M.C. Escher exhibition. Stairs leading into building confusing fans
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Wind turbine is shut down because flickering shadow irritates nearby prison's inmates
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Hacked highway sign set to read, "Speed limit 100 mph, go go go." In other news, today's commute was surprisingly brisk
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(El Paso Times)
 
 
 
The pope's death could launch a Catholic revival
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Patrick Stewart travels back in time 9300 years and dies, leaves skeleton which today is being claimed by Indian tribes. (With Photo)
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(News & Observer)
 
 
 
Pirate Captain runs wild at NCSU, Fratty McFrat hoping for help from Peter Pan (with a pic of The Captain and his given name)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Duck Cheney to have round-the-clock protection. Possible enemies include plum sauce, City Wok, and Mongolians
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Smoking outlawed in "Marlboro Country"
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Man endures 10 brain surgeries, with brain inside a titanium mesh skull. Looking forward to the adamantium mesh skull and ability to read thoughts
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Driver of beer truck arrested for drunk driving. "Obvious" trumps "ironic"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pro soccer player to play game wearing electronic ankle bracelet, says he wants to show support for all his hooligan fans
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(Ployer)
 
 
 
Microsoft hopes customers will help spread advertising Word, plans to release it as a virus
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(Ksat.com)
 
 
 
Stripper intimidated by fireman's pole. Injures back while going down on it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mexico City mayor may be arrested. John W. Creasy expected to torture him, put C4 in his rectum and blow him up with a watch pager
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The Wiggles pass Crowe and Kidman as Australia's richest entertainers. Wags the Dog wants a raise
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man gets penis enlargment so he can get it on once a month instead of the 30-50 times before the surgery
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Farker's daughter raising the roof
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Brunette with cute face and big boobies (not safe for work)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Woman: "There's a finger in my chili, I'll sue." Police: "We have a suspect, it's you." Woman: "You embarassed me and my family, I'll sue"
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(nbc5i)
 
 
 
"Box Bandit" striking in Texas. In other news, Texans fear boxes
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(WOAI)
 
 
 
Airline selling "Mile High" service
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When hiking, do not wash your face in freshwater streams
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
P-Diddy ordered to pay $21,000 a month in child support. That's going to be one hell of a pimped-out kid
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(LBL.gov)
 
 
 
Life on Earth follows a 62-million-year cycle. And maybe a 140-million-year cycle as well
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Red Sox fans upset over the "Soxploitation" in new movie "Fever Pitch"
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(new ratings)
 
 
 
Like, whoa. Sony sells over 500,000 PSPs in the first two days, no word on God's chosen one
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(Business Week)
 
 
 
McDonald's hip-hop marketing venture just gets funnier with the release of "McGangsta"
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(The Daily Breeze)
 
 
 
The top 10 rock movies of all time
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man with license plate reading "I M SAVED" proves it by surviving head-on collision on parkway
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cafeteria artwork
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Thu April 07, 2005
(Picture Newsletter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this breakdancing baby elephant
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: A Ford, a fjord and Gerald Ford
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(Some dude)
 
 
 
Ray Bans, ninja sword and a Crown Royal codpiece. Wait, no magic flying fast-food sack? He must be photoshopped
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Wed April 06, 2005
(matt4684)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredients: Tractors and pandas
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sun voyage sculpture
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With the start of the MLB season, photoshop a way to make baseball less boring
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fourth annual Cedar Point Farkoasterfest, May 14-17. Your dog (who doesn't like Duke) wants to find the science while riding Millennium Force, then resubmit this with a better headline
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
A pretty rational way to waste $100: Pay some other deviant to stick three-inch steel fishing hooks through your flesh; get suspend you from the ceiling; call it "the greatest thing ever." (w/ possibly graphic pic)
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Four punks try to rob a 64-year-old man who was sick and just out of the hospital. He and Mr .44 have different plans
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Norwegian government to close down companies with too few women on their boards
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(The Register)
 
 
 
NASA requesting help from Mexico to learn more about aliens
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(All Access)
 
 
 
"All of the sudden I heard a crash and a boom and a bang and I seen a semi." -- Judy Hickman, on how a truck ran into this here house and done burned it down (with pics)
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(SI.com)
 
 
 
Arkansas football coach nixes pink practice jerseys in fear of offending breast cancer survivors. In other news, Arkansas practices in pink jerseys
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(thestate.com)
 
 
 
Man loses cell phone. Orders three women to take off their clothes to see where they are hiding it
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Tim Burton blew millions on "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" training squirrels to crack open nuts. Fark squirrel surrenders
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Writer sued after he said he got a woody while reading about the Hindu goddess of learning
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Tue April 05, 2005
(Fark)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Multiplication
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Stargazers await solar eclipse with baited breath, purple shrouds, white tennis shoes
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pope John Paul II now starring in "Incredible Popeman" comic book in Colombia
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(Law.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey court rules that stupid kid who hurts himself skateboarding can sue skate park
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
New Google feature allows you to see over your neighbor's fence, find Drew's garden gnome
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Somehow, "embalmers of the pope" doesn't have quite the same ring as "hairdresser of the stars"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Jackie Chan visits tsunami-damaged areas, unfortunately causes several million more dollars in damages comically fighting off the assassins and mobsters who are always out to get him
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Prison warden's wife, missing for 10 years, found with prisoner. Claims she was held against her will, even while holding a job under assumed name. Sure
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Georgia woman says quarterback Michael Vick gave her something much more personal than an autograph
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Neil Young released from hospital after brain surgery. Doctors say he is still capable of three guitar chords and basic word usage, so his career will remain unaffected
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Case of the flu ends man's record of skiing every day for 20 years
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
U.S. blogger "defies" Canadian publication ban, posts info on sponsorship scandal. Americans respond, "Canada has scandals?"
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Administration threatens to cease tracking Voyager probe, citing expected return on Stardate 7410.2
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(NBC5)
 
 
 
Court rules that you have no constitutional right to a lap dance
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(Flashnews)
 
 
 
San Diego plumbers have a "no stink" guarantee
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the grill of a vintage Lincoln Zephyr
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(HFXNews)
 
 
 
"I had a tear in my eye, actually, when I was watching it," said Police Constable Mark Hobeck. "It was full of beer. We were hoping a Hostess truck full of pretzels would come by, but no such luck"
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(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Student attempting to save a lost winged mammal discovers the hard way that some can carry rabies. Five shots and $1000 later, he'll never touch another tri-delt again
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Former Governor Ventura says legislators lack testicles and reporters are pedophiles
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush stares oddly through reporters, vows to fight Xenu while slapping at invisible Thetans
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN simpleton claims NBA is superior to college basketball. Discuss
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
"Feel my pipes" is a poor choice of catch phrases when you supervise female attorneys
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(Everything2)
 
 
 
Theme: What really happens when a tree falls in the forest and no one is around
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Suicide bomber admits to hand grenade in luggage, denies pr0n. "That's not my bag, baby"
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(News4Jax.com)
 
 
 
Britney Spears and her husband Cletus to make reality show based on their love. Episodes will include 15 minutes of her getting him beer
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(M90)
 
Boobies
 
The queen of the MILFs, Monica Bellucci (some may be NSFW)
source: m90.org
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
ABC News is reporting that Peter Jennings has lung cancer. Developing...
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Study indicates older-model airbags increase injury risk in cars. All models of backseat-driving windbags implicated for the same
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop great works of art using only MSPaint. Also, today is Farker Heamer's birthday
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(mlive.com)
 
 
 
Student turns his house into a giant blinking-eyed face, names it "Homie"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Blair calls voters to the poll on May 5 to vote for new prime minister, favorite "Facts of Life" cast member
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(Local6)
 
 
 
High school teacher arrested after entering middle-school classroom, beating tar out of fellow teacher in front of gifted class, who were too busy trying to solve "r dr r" math joke on blackboard
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Veronika shares her tanning secrets (not safe for work)
 
(Possum and The_Rev)
 
 
 
Southwest Virginia/East Tennessee Fark party this Saturday. DIT. Link goes to a two-headed turtle
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's "66 exotic animal 'mini-zoo' and a dead body" story courtesy of Albuquerque, New Mexico
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Location, location, location. Real estate agents looking for most marketable planets to sell
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(Sentinel and Enterprise)
 
 
 
Four teenage girls from Massachusetts head to L.A. to bring some intelligence and positivity to rap and R&B music
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(Times Recorder)
 
 
 
For every $1 spent on groceries, only 19 cents goes back to the farm
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Michigan police on the hunt for raging turkeys
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gibson buys naming rights to Universal Amphitheatre. "Gibson UFIA Arena" not under consideration
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Mon April 04, 2005
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Tarheels are your 2005 National Champions. Duke sucks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Al Gore to start his own TV network. Most exciting show, the test pattern, will run during prime time
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Wireless friendship beads change color to show level of fondness and mood. When friends fall out, beads go into wireless UFIA mode
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Not content with tanking his NBA career and fathering four illegitimate children while on the road, Shawn Kemp gets busted for cocaine and marijuana possession while hotboxing a truck behind a carwash
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sexless marriages thrust Japan to brink of demographic disaster
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(Some Ex-JW)
 
 
 
YOU could be a Jehovah's Witness. Or could you? Take this quiz and find out
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
In case we didn't know, fear-mongering media tells us that huge disaster in huge city would be bad
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(Ribbet)
 
 
 
Photoshop how this frog's day could be even worse
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(News24)
 
 
 
Man tossed off plane for reading pr0n mag in front of passengers
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Jacko tells fans not to fret, because "God is on my side," which certainly explains the "suffer the little children" part in the Bible
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Moon dust has the ability to completely erode any future bases within a matter of weeks. Here somes the science
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mainstream news anchors fading away. Kurt Loder still eagerly awaiting his "big break"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NCAA Championship discussion
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(Fark Classic)
 
 
 
The top 100 things I'd do if I ever became an evil overlord
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Army of 16-year-olds driving loud Hondas scare police
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japanese train line adds women-only car after skyrocketing groping reports. Seems like they run this article every year
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pulitzer prize winners announced
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(BBC)
 
 
 
British carmaker MG Rover denies insolvency claims, citing that its vehicles do, in fact, fall apart in the rain
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Devil Rays player first to be suspended for steroids. In other news, steroids no help to the Devil Rays
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(Some Heathen)
 
 
 
Photoshop this baptism
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Colorado begins fining people who don't get out of the left lane
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(AP)
 
 
 
House from "A Christmas Story" sells for $150,000. Dangerous icicles, bumpus hounds failed to drive down price
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
7200-year-old statue may be world's oldest pr0n
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(wjla.com)
 
 
 
State of emergency declared in NJ after rains cause massive flooding, "wet dog" smell
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(Excite)
 
 
 
Viewers tune into public-access channel, get much more than they hoped for
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Boy who, in freak basketball accident, had two hands and a foot severed and subsequently reattached, is losing his foot again
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Peanuts shed "fat" stigma; still working on "lame cartoon" stigma
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sin City No. 1 in the box office, causes of divorce (discussion thread may contain spoilers)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oral sex safe, not really sex, say U.S. teens, Clinton
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Prince Charles and his noble steed to delay wedding for Pope John Paul II's funeral
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Irish bookmaker giving odds on who will be the next pope. Dionigi Tettamanzi is tied for favourite at 11:4
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(Scoop.co.nz)
 
 
 
Shear excitement in New Zealand as farmers compete to see who can get a sheep naked the fastest
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(WNEM)
 
 
 
After three-month breather, world's biggest iceberg is moving again
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chevrontexacounocal today, ChevrontexacunocalmobilexxonshellbpsunococrownflyingJ tomorrow
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Something to think about: Sumatra has the world's biggest "super volcano." No giant flies seen hovering yet
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
X-E joins a thousand rabid Star Wars fans as they bumrush Toys 'R' Us at midnight to get first dibs on "Revenge of the Sith" merchandise. Also starring Boba Fett and a guy in a gigantic "Darth Tater" costume
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(aphotoaday)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flying chicken
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
"Amazingly accurate" 1,000-year-old prophecy hints there will be only two more popes before Rome is destroyed. Here comes the Apocalypse
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(Human Events Online)
 
 
 
Californians propose removing Thomas Jefferson from school name since he owned slaves
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(KOTV)
 
 
 
Fight breaks out at amusement park, requires over 100 police officers to be called in
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
An unusual arch
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The NCAA men's championship game by the numbers
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(Chick)
 
 
 
We all have things in common, such as the potential to be thrown into the Lake of Fire
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(Somewhere)
 
 
 
Combat simulator being developed that shocks player if shot. No plans yet announced for similar system for that TKing jackass on your team
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(Some School Administrator)
 
 
 
Student suspended because he "could have" broken a rule
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Cell phones "rife" in prisons as inmates attempt to order pizza to go with their tossed salads
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lactating woman volunteers to breastfeed a pair of endangered Bengal tiger cubs. Ooooo, that's gonna leave a mark
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