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Sun February 13, 2005
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Planning on confusing humans in 5000 years, New Zealand makes its own Stonehenge
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(AP)
 
 
 
Airport screener misses butcher knife. Remedial training will now include flash cards for the hopelessly incompetent
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(AP)
 
 
 
How about a "Hamdog": A hotdog wrapped by a beef pattie that's deep fried, covered with chili, cheese and onions and served on a hoagie roll. Oh yeah, then topped with a fried egg and french fries
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The Sun takes a fond last look at Kylie Minogue's bum as she contemplates motherhood
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(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
The science of kissing. Here comes the norepinephrine
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Godegaarden brand ketchup: now with 100 percent more penis. Richard Brautigan warned you to stick with walnut
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Today's "overturned tanker truck that caught fire and got so hot it liquefied the tank itself" brought to you by Davie, Florida
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Further proof that pro athletes are nothing but a bunch of greedy bastards, even if they play on shiatty teams
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(India Daily)
 
 
 
Tiny, invisible UFO caught on thermal imaging camera
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia takes bold anti-red flower stance. Love surrenders
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Virginia decides that the best way to get rid of cattle runoff is to import human poo
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Study says lobsters do not feel pain when boiled, but it does tickle
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New Zealanders protest indecent exposure charge with a 21-bum salute
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
At least two gunmen open fire in New York shopping mall
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
Author researches Valentine's Day cards through the decades, discovers they are simply trivial love tokens: "Most of the time, the writings added by the card senders relied upon stock phrases"
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(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by students, University of Colorado admits it spent over half a million dollars on alcohol over the last five years
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop: What did the bears ever do to you?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Matthew Perry rushed to hospital after suffering "bad reaction" to prescription drugs. "Bad reaction" is celeb-speak for inhaling three bottles of painkillers in a single sitting, yet still being able to remember one's name
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Man confronts trucker for leaving his rig running in a residential neighborhood. Minutes later, man is later found on street, apparently run over by truck, which is missing. Police team investigating what could possibly have happened
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(CFRA)
 
 
 
Bullet goes through hotel room floor, hits random man in the groin
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Indian girl wins 100 kg of gold and the family doesn't feel that will change them. Slight chance, because they don't live in West Virginia
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(Some Gal)
 
Weeners
 
Something sweet for Valentine's Day (not safe for work)
 
(MaineToday.com)
 
 
 
In an effort to curb binge drinking, Colby College offers beer and wine with meals. Now if they could only curb gratuitous sex
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(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Hard to say which is worse: Being a major metropolitan airport with a bunny problem, or having the world know that your efforts at animal control are comical
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(Honolulu StarBulletin)
 
 
 
Hawaiian cricket evolves 10 times faster than other species
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Christina Aguilera has finally gotten engaged. If all goes as planned, she'll be married and divorced by spring and straight on to No. 2 in a mad dash to keep up with arch rival Britney Spears
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
An interesting early article about the Internet, and its potential to effect other industries
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Researchers "more sure than ever" that extraterrestrials exist, ask politely that aliens stop with the whole abduction-and-probe thing already
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(NBC 4)
 
 
 
Madame Tussaud's New York Wax Museum has unveiled its Jennifer Aniston. Jury still out on which can act better (with pics)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Google backlash woes: Not only is it Porn Central, it is also a Gaping Security Hole
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iran tells U.S. not to play with fire. U.S. says, "There was fire in my left hand and look... now it's in my right hand"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"Cannabis gran" remains defiant
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Woman who sued two teenagers over cookie delivery is angry about negative treatment from neighbors. Apparently has never heard of The Golden Rule
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(pittsburghlive.com)
 
 
 
Teresa Heinz Kerry says she's dropping the "Kerry" from her last name; thought John had a long face before
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(Some)
 
 
 
Photoshop these parts
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(Riding Sun)
 
 
 
"The Economist, apparently, had more frontal nudity in its photographs than all the other magazines combined. When it came to 'partial breast exposure', it was at the top of the league"
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(Neosho Daily News)
 
 
 
Phone booth-shaped chair belonging to 18th-century Egyptian king somehow finds itself in rural Missouri town
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(WFIE)
 
 
 
Boy poses as father, attempts to adopt himself on Ebay, gets $6.00 bid. White Trash just isn't worth what it used to be
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
School bus driver encourages kids to misbehave so she can film her "Survivor" audition tape on the job. Otto would be proud
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(KOB-TV)
 
 
 
New Mexico man finds remains of a creature that looks like a mythical chupacabra. Area 51 on high alert
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(Las Vegas Mercury)
 
 
 
Pope beats Vegas odds; God hates bookies
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the path to Firle Church
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Odd picture of the day: Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez standing next to a woman breastfeeding her kid (not safe for work). His bodyguard checks our her boobie
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(Some Scientist)
 
 
 
Instant petrified wood. Strom Thurmond's ghost says, "Yeah baby"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teacher gets six months for punching student in face, says it was worth it... punk
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Mugshots are windows to the soul (w/ funny pics). Henry Earl could teach these folks a thing or two
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Sat February 12, 2005
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Madrid skyscraper on fire. So far no major injuries but collapse could be disastrous
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy with a broken arm standing next to a Humphrey Bogart mannequin
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(Some Iowan)
 
 
 
Want to Ice Climb in Iowa but don't have any mountains around? Easy: Ice over some Silos.
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(Astrobiology.com)
 
 
 
Terraforming Mars
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(computerworld.com)
 
 
 
New "Nanograss" provides frictionless surface. In other news, DEA announces creation of NanoNarcs
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Gondoliers strike against overnight boating ban, demand more red & white striped shirts, Donald Duck hats
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(Coolios)
 
Boobies
 
Reef G-string contest - not safe for work
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Online dating petering out. Maybe this is because no one wants to meet a liar, liar with pants on fire.
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(International Education)
 
 
 
When is horse manure not an agricultural product? When your state decides to tax it, that's when
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(Some Union, State of)
 
 
 
AudioEdit what the real State of the Union Address would sound like if Bush didn't have those pesky aides and speechwriters around to help him. Difficulty: Subliminable strategery
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(Whitehaven News)
 
 
 
Harbour master fired from his job at the wharf due to having a peg leg. Pirates everywhere attack
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
The Sacagawea gold dollar is now Wyoming's state coin
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Woman walks off airplane directly into propeller
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Does anybody know where I can find some adult sized superhero pajamas? LG to example, DIT
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
New declassified memo shows Rice was warned in 2001 of Al-Qaeda's operating cells in the U.S. But, hey, Clinton got a BJ
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(NZ City)
 
 
 
Security guard robbed
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(tvnz)
 
 
 
65% of Americans want Creationism taught in schools, Darwin taught in church
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(Some Numismatist)
 
 
 
Create your own minting error. Difficulty: Only silver color allowed
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(bluebuddy)
 
 
 
The answer to the question you've always wanted to know -- how was Smurfette created
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Scientists examining black box that they concede appears to see into the future
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dean officially in charge of the Democrats Yeeeeeaaaarrrrrrggggggghhhh
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Scientists builds a better bionic ear - Here comes the science
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(i-am-bored)
 
 
 
Hardest. Vertical. Shooter. Evar
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
First grader punished after teacher mistakes bag of dirt for bag of marijuana
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(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
California considers mandatory health insurance. Here comes the socialism
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(Some Brewer)
 
 
 
"Queer beer" hits the shelves. Available in bottles or in the can
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Lazy US Mint employee touches off firestorm for coin collectors
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Farker's friend running the Underwear 500 race near McMurdo Base, Antarctica
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Woman aasaults man with frozen pork chop, eats the evidence
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Dearest beloved, I could not buy you any chocolate this Valentine's Day because it was most likely produced using child-slave labor. Is red licorice politically correct?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gay & Lesbian groups protest zoo's import of female penguins in attempt to 'ungay' resident male penguins
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(KPHO)
 
 
 
Seven people rescued by helicopter after Hummer gets stuck in two- to three-foot water
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bank that bans customers from coming inside due to repeated robberies is robbed
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(La Crosse Tribune)
 
 
 
When taking revenge with your shotgun after buying oregano instead of marijuana, make sure you have the right trailer
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(wdsu)
 
 
 
New Orleans public schools spend $25,000 on movie tickets to keep students in school during Mardi Gras week. Thousands of teens disrupt end of "Million dollar baby" by shouting, "Show your T*ts."
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(Some TF'er in MS)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Farker's home state of Mississippi
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(News Herald)
 
 
 
Naked woman walking down road tells police she set fire to her house and God told her to leave. Cops go back with her and the fire's in the fireplace
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Would-be-robber knocked out cold after demanding money from 88-year-old former boxing champ
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Golden Palace, ever the purveyor of class, purchases ad space on Jeff Bagwell's ex-wife's rack
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Fri February 11, 2005
(ABC News)
 
 
 
New HIV virus turns to AIDS in just three months. Trojan stock goes through the roof
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(Tallahassee.com)
 
 
 
Glitch puts gas price at 19 cents a gallon. 1,200 gallons pumped before anyone alerts the station owner
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(My Way)
 
 
 
Sri Lanka swamped by wave of useless donations
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Students create 50-foot pirate ship out of snow (with pic)
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Ginseng on verge of being wiped out by deer. Deer report 20 percent improvement in memory and a sense of general well-being
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Student runs over driver's ed. instructor, failed to use turn signal
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Having nothing else to do, like cure cancer, scientists try to determine color of sea
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Conservative group puts up billboard outside of Academy Awards saying "4 More Years. Thank You Hollywood"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Karl Malone announces retirement as second highest all-time scorer in basketball history
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(Lansing State Journal)
 
 
 
Third graders build robot from Legos and laptop computer. First words were: "Hey, Will Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you will know -- woh woh woh"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Lichenstein's farmers to rethink bovine diets as cannabis-fed cows start to produce naturally chilled milk
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Government seeks to halt church's use of hallucinogenic tea; confiscates tie-dyed Shroud of Turin
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Teen confuses parents' sex act for domestic abuse, shoots father
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Miller employee fired for drinking Budweiser
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: When corporations start branding things they really shouldn't... Link goes to a GIS type example
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Scotland to raise statue to beloved war hero, a Norwegian St. Bernard
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Snow sculpture of huge set of male genitals draws police complaints
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Typical day on IMDB news: Some stars sick, some stars in jail, some stars using fake weeners to pass urine tests
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Octopus may hold key to better robotic arms. Doc Ock not impressed
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Robotic scorpions could conquer worlds; rock you like a hurricane
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rutgers Grease Trucks censored. Be sure to try out the new "Slightly Overweight Female Dog"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Baby not actually tossed from car. Good Samaritan was actually the child's mother
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Baby thrown from moving car. Are games like Peasant's Quest to blame?
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Lizard Army develops copulating robot, torrid robo-rumpy-pumpy to ensue
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(Some G-U-Y)
 
 
 
Adult spelling bee worries education "bigwigs"
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Here is the news: There is no news because we have no staff to bring you the news. In the meantime, there will be no news until there is further news about our ability to bring you news
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
That's not a moon... New Scientist finally picks up on the fact that Saturn moon looks like the Death Star
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Coming soon to a hospital near you: Candystriper Courtney Love. Want some heroin with that aspirin?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Underwater hotel to be built off the coast of the Bahamas
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(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
Man sets up private email list to entire town to discuss local government. Man has another email list for friends. Man gets two lists mixed up and sends graphic images to his entire town
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Massed ranks of Mohammeds hold record for most people with the same name gathered in one place, beating Alabama's long-standing Billy Bob record
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cafe owner puts up "Naked Karaoke" sign as a goof. Over 100 people don't care that it's a goof. After lawsuitarity, cafe will host butt-naked drunks singing "I Will Survive"
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(Some Good Eats)
 
 
 
Photoshop Fark's favorite celebrity chef/food hacker Alton Brown
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(USA Today)
 
NewsFlash
 
Playwright Arthur Miller dead at 89
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(This is London.com)
 
 
 
Scientists develop arousal aerosol for women. Rivals set to develop headache aerosol
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man-made blue ice sculpture reaches 111 feet, 7 inches. Airline officials unavailable for comment
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Jesus Chainsaw Massacre now available with half the spatter
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
This year's Academy Awards will have some Oscar winners accepting their awards right from the audience to avoid time-consuming, drunken stumbles up onto the stage
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dial-A-Fairy-Tale service allows adults to shirk their parental responsibilities for only $7 per call
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Boyfriend has cops pull over girlfriend. Proposalarity ensues
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson showed Corey Feldman pictures of diseased weeners. Also asked him if he'd ever been inside a Turkish prison
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson once again denies rumors of breakup with Nick Lachey. Just a matter of time before that pair is back on the market... and Nick Lachey too
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Vulcan King feels up bartender
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Like a kid in a high school play, the NHL season refuses to die without a lot of thrashing about and moaning
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Boxer gets accused of casting spells to win matches, and carrying his opponent's wife so he could display her as a trophy. Mike Tyson still bites
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Union demands Toyota grant workers menstrual leave, on demand and without apology. Period
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Missing Halliburton shipment of radioactive material found in Boston
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian man confesses on deathbed to horseback train robbery 66 years ago
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jason Giambi apologizes... for nothing in particular
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(Some chick)
 
 
 
Photoshop these snowboarders going downhill
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Debbon Ayre names her daughter Tu Morrow. Justin Case surrenders
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When Arby's finds out this guy is claiming to have the world's stalest sandwich, they're gonna sue
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(The Art Newspaper)
 
 
 
Billionaire who paid $12 million for piece of art consisting of a rotting shark now worried because rotting shark is rotting
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
High school football coach suspended for swearing at player
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Thu February 10, 2005
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man wonders why his car won't start; discovers squirrel storing 2,000 nuts in the engine. The Sun is there
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(AXcess News)
 
 
 
Game company sues hackers for posting info on how to make nude volleyball players in its Xbox game
source: axcessnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
If you break into a Floridian's house, that person can't legally hurt you if you act nice
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Friends of James Dean disagree on what led to his death, but all agree that the man knew how to make one hell of a sausage
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(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Commercial airline pilot threatens to crash plane into Wall Street. FBI not amused
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(Journal Gazette)
 
 
 
Cheap and forgetful? Circle K can be the solution to your Valentine's Day needs
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(nylawyer.com)
 
 
 
Man survives fall down hill while trapped inside Port-a-Potty: "Everything was exhausted from the pot on top of me"
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(Kotaku.com)
 
 
 
For gamers who thought "Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude" was too high brow: New PS2 game involves drugging your date, looking up her skirt and playing with her breasts
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
4.2 magnitude earthquake rattles Arkansas. Millions of NASCAR collectible plates shattered
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man, fed up with bachelorhood, moves into plastic bubble in the middle of shopping mall to attract potential Valentines date. John Travolta unavailable for comment
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Toronto is so safe, you can leave your arsenal in your car for 4.5 months and no one will steal it
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Woman chooses her pet collie to be bridesmaid in her wedding (with silly pic)
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(The State)
 
 
 
Police officer surprised to discover mobile keg party in U-Haul truck
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(AP)
 
 
 
NYC mayor attempts to relocate the NY Jets to Hell's Kitchen. Daredevil, cast of "Sleepers" unavailable for comment
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(webindia123.com)
 
 
 
Soon you may be able to print your dinner and eat it
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(Some Chick)
 
 
 
Photoshop this breakdancing dude
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(Inq7.net)
 
 
 
Philippine government workers' Valentine's Day bonus raised to 3,000 pesos ($54). In other news, Philippine government workers get Valentine's Day bonuses
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Elementary school resorting to traffic signals to quiet down children at lunchtime. One kid destroys all other arguments: "It's stupid and it stinks." That's an actual quote
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Los Angeles is moving towards San Francisco at 3.5 cm per year. Must be taking the PCH
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
High school teacher busted for possession of meth. Other teachers became suspicious when she could conduct her one-hour class in only 22 minutes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teenage boys -- accused of throwing snowballs and assaulting people with silly string at Super Bowl parade -- told all charges will be dropped if they write a 2,500-word book report
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seattle garbage man wants bulletproof vest to thwart possible retaliation from anyone who might be opposed to new mandatory recycling law
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Roman Polanski, a fugitive from U.S. law since 1977 for having sex with a 13-year-old, will be allowed to sue a U.S. magazine via videolink from Paris so he can avoid extradition back to the states
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Woman who ripped off boyfriend's testicle and tried to swallow it sentenced to 2.5 years after telling judge, "You don't have the balls to put me away"
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Don't come between Donnie and the chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Virginia State Assembly passes bill declaring low-riding illegal by 60-34 margin
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iran promises "burning hell" for any aggressors. So in addition to the bomb, Iran also has gonorrhea
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Good Samaritan, who helped arrest kidnapping suspect, arrested for car theft
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Sherry enema woman proclaims innocence; adds, "That's the way he went out, and I'm sure that's the way he wanted to go out because he loved his enemas"
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Firm to open first pet-cloning clinic
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fake journalist with fake name from fake news service gets to question a real President Bush
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(Channel 5 St. Paul)
 
 
 
There are a lot of effective ways to discipline a child. Stripping them naked and putting them in a kennel is not on that list
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sydney man loses his 220-pound python, but gets to keep its dinner... er, his two cats and monkey
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Playboy has been unable to land nude photos of Paris Hilton, marking the first time anyone has been unable to land nude photos of Paris Hilton
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. trade deficit hits all-time high. That's bad. But it comes with a free frogurt. That's good
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Andy Marlatt (formerly of SatireWire, friend of Fark) is working on BBC3's 7 Days TV show. He says it's funny, British Farkers should check it out
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Suspect in poodle attack found incompetent for trial
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
New camera technology turns night-time pics into day. Good news for the military, great news for voyeurists
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(FemaleFirst)
 
 
 
Britney Spears' marriage may be on the rocks. Guess the double-wide just isn't big enough for both of them anymore
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cub Scout sells 25 tons of popcorn. Still not enough to get the portable black-and-white TV from the back of the fundraiser brochure
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(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Red Sox pitcher's bodily fluids make it to Hall of Fame
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(PressConnects)
 
 
 
Husband, wife unable to understand that switching drivers after car accident to avoid a DUI doesn't really help when your spouse is equally smashed
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Never mind North Korea: Belgium has the bomb
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Six-foot-tall fugitive arrested in clothes dryer, relocated to more spacious eight-foot cell
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(royal.gov.uk)
 
 
 
The Queen of England issues understatement about Prince Charles and Mrs. Parker-Bowles
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(Scout.com)
 
 
 
Duke sucks. But UNC sucked worse last night
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
U.S. Men's National Team is kicking butt and taking names in World Cup qualifying -- undefeated in four years in its division
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(Flashnews)
 
 
 
Sex activist: Prostitutes perfect for "Ho-Land Security"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Vince Vaughn's latest movie, "National Lampoon's Blackball," will be released on DVD just four days after it hits theaters. Studio says it's "testing film release practices" which is shop talk for "it really, really bl
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Ikea store opening causes riot, stabbing. Rules No. 1 and 2 of Fight Club violated
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Prince Charles to marry his horse
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(Timesonline.co.uk)
 
 
 
Sailfish wears wedding ring for two years, tires of fighting off home-wrecker fish
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Chinese archaeologists open 2000-year-old tomb. Find modern pair of gloves, inscription on wall reading "Lara Croft was here"
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(Soldier Magazine)
 
 
 
British ex-paratrooper turned news cameraman laments over the one that got away -- Bin Laden's wife's bra
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Chinese contractors break down part of Great Wall to use for roadbuilding rubble. Road will not be visible from outer space
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman dies in car wreck, saves 20 lives because she was an organ donor
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(Melbourne Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Robbie Williams gets award for best British song of last 25 years. Americans shrug, still don't know who he is
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Wild turkey in Iowa died doing what he loved best -- chasing cars
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Amazon boomerang ants get blown off trees, swoop back to their perch
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Iraq Camp Bucca mud-wrestling pictures, as far as we know (not safe for work)
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop this graph of federal funds rates
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Beer bottle busted over head in barroom brawl saves woman's life
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Amazing true colour image of Saturn released
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(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
North Korea acknowledges it has nuclear weapons, bails out of six country talk
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman who broke her leg rollerblading sues the seven-year-old who made her trip
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Best.ad.ever. SFW, but it doesn't look like it...
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British couple pass on hotel bathroom towels, steal entire shower
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
You can blow up your cheeks, you can stick out your chest, but you're not going to fool the guesser. Secrets of carny games
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(news4jax)
 
 
 
When it comes to some scratch-off lottery tickets, you might as well be scratching your balls
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(Newton Tab)
 
 
 
Woman nearly loses her house over $27.57 property tax bill she never knew about, owed to city she doesn't live in
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Wed February 09, 2005
(SternChat)
 
Boobies
 
Debbie Gibson pics leaked to Internet (not safe for work)
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(AP)
 
 
 
Mushroom-flavoured Valentine's candy. Just the thing to give to the girl with kaleidescope eyes this year
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(Some Melon Lovers)
 
 
 
Nice melons
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chinese Year of the Cock sees huge, throbbing explosion in sales of condoms, Viagra
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(artoodetoo.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop Peter Mayhew, AKA the dude inside Chewbacca
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(Bismarck Tribune)
 
 
 
North Dakotans worried what effect "dancing girls" could have on their community. Also express reservations about indoor plumbing and those infernal horseless carriages
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pentagon looking into possibility of beaming tanks and troops across the globe. Scotty unavailable for comment
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(Expatica)
 
 
 
German parliament gets postcard addressed to Hitler due to insufficient address
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Deaf and mute woman trapped in car for seven hours after car accident. I SAID, DEAF AND MUTE... ah, forget it
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Economics professor and former Presidential advisor in critical condition from injuries received toting a flaming Christmas tree from his home in the middle of February
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Canadian study finds men think four percent faster than women. Study also finds Canadian men in for 40 percent decrease in sex
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(TheStreet.com)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart shuts down Canadian store on the verge of unionization
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
"Poster boy for three-strikes law" swung and missed when he decided to pack a gun to protect himself from people who had a problem with him setting his son on fire
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
You know it's not going to be your night in the NBA when you enter the court with your shorts on backwards
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
MSNBC publishes IM code dictionary for parents. In other news, all IM codes will change at midnight.
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(BBC)
 
 
 
World's smallest baby goes home from hospital. Parents immediately forget which pocket they put her in
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(Fleshbot)
 
Boobies
 
GoDaddy actress got her start on Skinemax (not safe for work)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hakeem Olajuwon tied to terrorists
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(nbc51.com)
 
 
 
Three "female teacher had sex with teen student" stories conveniently packaged for you in one single article (with pics of all of them)
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(AP)
 
 
 
It's the Year of the Cock. Happy New Year
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(BBC)
 
 
 
One of Zimbabwe's leading junior athletes, who has won several gold medals in women's events, is really a man
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
University makes no apologies for spending $350,000 to decide that current president of the university was the best candidate to be president of the university
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(CNN)
 
 
 
American Airlines pulling pillows from flights. Screaming babies and sweaty fat guys still on board
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Give this Farker's daughter a present by photoshopping her at her B-day party
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(CNN)
 
 
 
HP waves goodbye to Carly and the $21 mil she's taking with her
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis set to film Die Hard 4.0. Yippee-ki-yay
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Couple's constant rambling on about crap somehow becomes hit with iPod owners
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian lunatics now financially responsible for damage they do
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tony Blair's spin doctor accidentally emails BBC, telling them to "F*ck off." Hilarity ensues
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ryan Seacrest: "Simon is a jerk." CNN.com: "By golly, this is newsworthy. Put a link on our front page"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Notre Dame upsets undefeated Boston College. Duke sucks
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Spain sends troops to Iraq. Terrorists detonate bomb in Madrid. Spain changes government, pulls troops from Iraq. Terrorists detonate bomb in Madrid
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(Google)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a radio/TV channel changing to an unlikely format in mid-broadcast
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(WPBF)
 
 
 
Researcher says electric lights could be causing breast cancer in women. Here comes the science
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Problem at the office? Build your own micro-claymore mine
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Instead of making taxpayers foot the bill for prison costs, why not let the prisoners pay for it themselves?
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(Some Demolition Site)
 
 
 
Photoshop this building, or how it got this way
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Plucked chickens are falling from the sky and damaging roofs in New South Wales. "There's something unusual going on," notes area resident Joe Obvious
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
A record 2,201 cases of "train molestation" were reported in Tokyo last year
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(SILive.com)
 
 
 
Homeless man freezes to death after seeking shelter in abandoned ice factory
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The 10 most disrespected entities in sports today
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Rolling hoop-snake sightings near Rio Grande. Self-propelled hula mushrooms somehow missed. Badgers refuse to comment after seen just wriggling in place
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Doobie Brothers drummer Keith Knudsen dies at 56
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Bush's approval rating hits 57 percent
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Murderer and thief used mom as a getaway driver
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Sweetie, put on your best housecoat and put the rollers in your hair, I'm taking you out for a romantic Valentine's Day dinner -- at White Castle
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(The Star)
 
 
 
When caterpillars attack
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(WISH TV)
 
 
 
Man ordered to seek psychiatric help after he shot up his truck, held a clerk at knife point and crashed his truck into two parked sheriff's cars
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
American wins trans-Atlantic pancake race
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Tue February 08, 2005
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nine out of 10 Americans worried about retirement. One out of ten Americans too stupid to be worried
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
What are you giving up for Lent?
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(newsnet5.com)
 
 
 
Two women squashed when 200-pound man leaps off the stage into a crowd
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
South African street slang
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption this guy in the bathtub
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(News24)
 
 
 
Student, caught in traffic, is rushed to exam by Officer Friendly
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(New Kerala)
 
 
 
One giant Buddha may have escaped destruction by the Taliban as he slept one off in a cave somewhere
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this old yellow phone
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photostory of military recruiting, church flavor
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
FBI van burglarized in Jacksonville the morning before Superbowl. Rifles, ammo and big foam fingers reported stolen
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man, arrested for lawyer jokes, is cleared
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(StarNews)
 
 
 
Forensic scientists wish psychiatrists would accept "evil" as a diagnosis
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New study confirms what McDonald's already knows: Most Americans who are overweight and lazy are perfectly happy that way
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Despite protests from George Costanza, Sudanese boy named "1 o'clock"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Twenty years later, Corey Feldman suspects his relationship with Michael Jackson might have been suspect. That, or he is a shameless publicity whore looking to resurrect his career
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Nine weirdest tax write-offs. Your dog gets cash
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Proof positive that Superman is a dick
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(WLBZ2.com)
 
 
 
Partly cloudy skies expected with flatulent gusts and poop-scented rainfall by the afternoon: Canada's manure factory wafting over the border, to the delight of Maine residents
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Anna Kournakova's stalker swims naked to the wrong house and exposes himself to a child
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(The Ledger)
 
 
 
AirTran begins its male flight-attendant hiring drive by painting Elton John's face on their aircraft
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Teen who was kidnapped really wasn't: She just ran away with her boyfriend (who is also her mama's husband) after she attacked her adopted grandpa
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(WXIA)
 
 
 
Today's OTHER "200 dead animals found in a feces-encrusted house" story brought to you by Alpharetta, GA
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
NASA's Spitzer telescope identifies several "miniature" solar systems. Scientists speculate that most are made of painted styrofoam balls inside dark shoeboxes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Cody" hoaxer comes clean: "Soldier John Adam is only a toy"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
White House says Bush was unaware of any steroid abuse by the Texas Rangers, but that's because he was coked up and drunk at the time
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
"You're certainly not on fire like a peasant"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
UM's leading tackler and sorority-house masturbator may have difficulty playing with an electronic ankle tether
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(KABC-7)
 
 
 
California's new Felon DNA Registry leads to arrest in co-ed's murder
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Army uniforms redesigned after 20 years, include aesthetically accessorized Velcro access (with pic)
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(Segment)
 
 
 
Burt Reynolds gets terrible plastic surgery, goes out in public (with pic)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Melatonin: Great for jetlag, insomnia and SHRINKING YOUR BALLS
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Anti-litter extremist assaults young girl for dropping candy wrapper on the pavement
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit's population hits new low as residents flee before they get killed
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Blair to Iran: "Don't hinder peace." Iran to Blair: "Thpt"
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Gwen Stefani wants to be reincarnated as a man-whore
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(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. Air Force launches space-based wargame
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Some Wisconsin quarters could be worth $500 or more. Datsa lotta Brewskis, ya der hey
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Give Pedro from South of the Border a makeover
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Snooker player Jimmy White to change name to Jimmy Brown in HP Sauce promotional deal. At least he's not promoting his own special White Sauce
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(The Carolina Channel)
 
 
 
Today's "200 animals found in a single feces-encrusted house" story brought to you by Westminster, SC
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FCC receives complaints about Paul McCartney's half-time performance for being boring
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(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
The time-honored "I wasn't driving drunk, I was just leaning over to give my boyfriend some" excuse doesn't always fly
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(All Access)
 
 
 
Unlicensed day care hides 23 kids in the closet. Hilarity ensues
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
Study finds brushing teeth three times a day helps keep you thinner
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"If Wales win, I'll cut my balls off"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man disciplined after using army helicopter for pizza delivery
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(WXYZ)
 
 
 
Parents arrested for poor student attendance
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Though you'd be hardpressed to find someone who enjoyed it the first time around, "Little House on the Prairie" is headed back to television
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What's this statue missing?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Some planets may have a thick layer of diamonds just below their surface. Your girlfriend wants manned interstellar spaceflight
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drunken dog goes on neighborhood rampage
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(ksl.com)
 
 
 
Today's "Cell phone catches fire and explodes" story brought to you by Ogden City, UT
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Albuquerque Fark party plans confirmed. Saturday, February 19th, 4:00pm @ Kelly's Brewpub
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(Some Chick)
 
 
 
Caption this bullfighter about to get jabbed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There once was a spacecraft named Hubble, whose finances fell into trouble. When its budget runs dry, it will fall from the sky and break up into nothing but rubble
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(Some Flake)
 
 
 
The coolest photos you'll see today: Hi-res snowflakes
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Lock-picking world championship held in the Netherlands. Fort Knox surrenders
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Mon February 07, 2005
(S word for 1000)
 
 
 
Photoshop these sword fighting girls
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Physicist makes 4 gigapixel camera out of cold war hardware
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
PETA wins one -- Mercedes-Benz now offering some of its luxury cars with genuine cloth seats
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(Playbill.com)
 
 
 
Corey Feldman to star in stage adaptation of Fatal Attraction. Horsemen grow restless
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(News.com)
 
 
 
British police sending Valentine's cards to known thieves: "Roses are red. Squirrel nuts are blue. One more burglary and the slammer for you"
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Smoking 131 joints/week may result in psychological problems, permanent Cheeto stains on your fingers
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Orangutan Inji picks Super Bowl winner for fifth straight time but doesn't cover spread
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
VideoEdit: Make a music video for a song from the pre-"music video" era (Due date - Feb. 14th)
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Dumb: Breaking into hospital cafeteria and finding nothing of value. Dumber: Leaving your false teeth at the scene. Dumbest: Having your social security number engraved into those false teeth
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(Mirror)
 
 
 
Actor Sir Ben Kingsley becomes Sir Pwnd Kingsley when he sees photo of his wife and her lover on the intarnets
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(NBC4)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, West Hollywood proposes banning pet cosmetic surgery
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Jumbo jet pilot fails breath-test. 350 passengers not amused
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Wise-acre soldiers get the shocker on Fox
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
New gorilla at the SF Zoo is 23, a virgin, and the females just pelt and taunt him. On the positive side, his Karma rating on Slashdot is getting really high
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Four of the strangest dolls ever made, including a talking Steve Urkel and "Archie Bunker's Grandson:" an anatomically correct male that urinates up to three feet
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The 5 worst officiating calls in Super Bowl XXXIX. There were supposed to be 10, but Andy Reid couldn't get his calls in on time
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Jack Osbourne giving up fame to become a fireman. In future news, Jack Osbourne wants fame again after discovering that real work is hard
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Europe follows New York's lead and embraces hot new arse-rotting disease
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wisconsin ice-fishing shacks getting jacked
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Pat Sajak and two very excited contestants
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Man scratching off lotto tickets in his truck wins a carjacking
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(CTVNews)
 
 
 
Unsuspecting American guard gave Goering poison, thereby cheating the hangman at Nuremberg
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Residents complain that nuclear power plant warning sirens are too loud
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(Expatica)
 
 
 
New immigration exam to Netherlands asks if topless women on the beach and gay marriages are OK
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fire brigade unable to answer fire call because one of their crew took the engine out to pick up a pizza
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Hockey fans take out their frustration on NHL players and themselves. "The distressing thing is, my heroes are morons. And that's kind of a reflection on me"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
If you have a nightmare, don't call an ambulance. Plus other stupid reasons people call 911
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Man sees Jesus in brick (pic)
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(silicon valley)
 
 
 
Important notice to California's registered sex offenders: The now publicly available Megan's Law Web site is not an online dating service
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cut rate prices and cheap tequila entice Americans to have plastic surgery done in Mexico
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Schilling on the Patriots "They're the Yankees of the NFL, but without being greedy bastards."
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(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
"Old Spanish Trail" in Tucson, Arizona apparently neither old nor Spanish
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(Bad Boobies)
 
Boobies
 
When Boobies go wrong : Ugly breast implants (not safe for work)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Fireman charged with biting head off parrot named Isabel. The Smoking Gun is there
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(Kata Web Arte)
 
Boobies
 
Pompeii reveals erotic frescos to public. FCC to fine ancient civilization decies centena milia sestertium. not safe for work art
 
(AP)
 
 
 
600-lb man plans romantic, sweating and gasping Valentine's Day walk with his sweetie
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(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Israel and Palestine officially declare a cease fire. Place your bets on how long this lasts
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Did Paul McCartney rock the Super Bowl halftime show? If "rock" means "put everyone to sleep" then yes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Study: Worms on a hook feel no pain. Lawmakers prepare for tax increases
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(mediamatters)
 
 
 
Turns out FDR never did propose private accounts
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(FunReports)
 
 
 
Proving what you already knew: that hot voice on other end of the sex phone line is indeed a 78-year-old disabled woman
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(E Online)
 
 
 
Insurance companies refuse to pay insurance claim for Britney Spears because she forgot to check box marking "pre-existing conditions"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Drink, sex and mud-wrestling rife amongst US troops in Iraq
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Darth Vader actor Dave Prowse will be inflicting a Christmas single on the UK this year
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark party Lexington, KY tonight (Drew's birthday) at Pazzo's. Starts at 5:30pm, ends when Drew passes out. This could take awhile
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker deke upset that Adcritic went away years ago, puts up his own site with the Superbowl Commercials
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker Peacetaker's taco-eating father
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(KPRC)
 
 
 
Four-year-old boy drives mom's car to the video store and back after finding it closed. Parking job leaves something to be desired
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
President Bush leaves Nebraska senator stranded on side of road; senator hitchhikes to his own press conference in '89 Buick
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(Times Of India)
 
 
 
Nepal newspaper writers turn to coded messages to report on that country's coup. "The rats in the tree do not appreciate the sunshine."
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday, Drew
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(Asian Sex Gazette)
 
 
 
There's nothing quite like the life of a prime minister. Signing laws, looking important, having you wife shag one of the secretaries... (Some ads not safe for work)
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(ZWire)
 
 
 
Strange and mysterious are the ways of The Pork Queen
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Budding Jordanian internet romance goes sour when lovers discover they are man and wife
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(New Urbanist)
 
 
 
Chicago spends $270M of public money on sculpture, then demands citizens buy permits to photograph it
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(GIS)
 
 
 
What if Jerry Bruckheimer made an infomercial?
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