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Sun January 02, 2005
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Man runs successful business turning ordinary living rooms into fully-stocked pubs
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Create a robotic version of a celebrity
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Elephants go where heavy equipment can't in tsunami cleanup
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Twenty-eight women get naked in public to celebrate dead poet
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Deepest coral reef ever found in US waters discovered in Gulf of Mexico
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(AP)
 
 
 
Catholics in hysterics as boy with gay parents allowed to enroll in school. Superintendent says he could kick kid out but kids whose parents were divorced, used birth control, or married outside church would have to go with him
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Prisoner prohibited from donating kidney. He might be trying to escape, piece by painstaking piece
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(Berkshire Eagle)
 
 
 
Radio station fires amateur meteorologist who has beat the experts for the last 35 years
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Small town pins tourism revival on new 50 ft. lava lamp in town square - Biggest ball of twine & Babe the Blue Ox unavailable for comment
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Lion arrested for driving with too much Courage. Detroit cops "forget" to check BAC after arrest
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
When women kill for justice: freed rape suspects feel mob's wrath
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
smoking hot redhead (totally not safe for work)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tired busker
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(The Enterprise)
 
 
 
Boot camp for first-time fathers. New fathers learn diapering, bonding with the infant, circumcision pros/cons, and that a sick infant is capable of vomiting food 22 feet
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nissan unveils the Azeal Coupe concept car. Forget about kitten killing - Rawr. This car is a kitten magnet
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(News24)
 
 
 
Mouse causes auto accident by climbing inside the driver's pants
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Kites could generate power of conventional power stations. Yeah, that'll fly
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(KSDK.com)
 
 
 
Dying boy gets final wish to meet his football hero
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Page 3 winner gets dumped by the boyfriend who entered her into the contest
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(BBC)
 
 
 
100 things we learned in 2004, # 31. herrings break wind to communicate
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
The bloody battlground of the at-home movie rental market. Obvious: Blockbuster is gonna die. Not-so-obvious: so will Netflix
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Astronauts forced to subsist on candy for five weeks
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hip-hop groupies discuss their conquests -- Jay Z's manhood "Like a one-liter Pepsi bottle. It could block out the sun."
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Which party did your favorite restaurant chain give to? Noted family values advocate "Hooters" appears to be bigger on the right
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Amazing deals to be had at storage locker auctions. Severed human heads for example
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these lilypads
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(Herald-Citizen)
 
 
 
Get into a car wreck while wearing your seatbelt and win a t-shirt. Only in Tennessee
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(Tsunami.org)
 
 
 
The science behind a Tsunami
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Silicon chip named most influential invention of last 50 years. Sadly, the Flowbee didn't rank
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bush Administration mulling lifetime detentions for terror suspects--even those without enough evidence to bring charges against. In related story, the Administration announced its energy plan: harness spinning corpses of Founding Fathers
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Why Pixar movies rule: "We don't make movies for kids. We make movies for adults, actually ourselves. Kids are born intelligent, and there's no good reason to make dumbed-down entertainment for them."
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(Some College Guy)
 
 
 
Latest Fark photoshop hoax spotted on CollegeHumor.com. Props to Farker RobDenBleyker
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top ten war profiteers of 2004
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(Some TFarkette)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop an invite to a combined birthday party for a child and two old people. Farkette is doing a death vs rescue heros theme
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(Amazon.com)
 
 
 
List of books the House of Representatives is buying on Amazon
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(Some Thetan)
 
 
 
Meet the people who sign a billion year contract to dress up like Marines and sail around the world exorcising confused spirits of space aliens killed on earth 75 million years ago
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(Some Gamer)
 
 
 
Top 20 gaming lows of 2004
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Scientology's flagship Super Power Building hasn't been worked on in 2 years, despite filling a city block and appearing nearly complete from the outside. Lack of Super Power offering suspected for delay
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(modbee)
 
 
 
Illinois votes for official state reptile and amphibian. Painted turtle and eastern tiger salamander won the elections without mud slinging
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Can anyone identify celebrities just by looking at pictures of their bum? The Sun wants to know
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Mexican government publishes free guide for would-be illegal immigrants, with tips on crossing the border and advice on living unobtrusively in the US
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Religious group sends kids sledding in cardboard boxes down prohibited hill at 4 am. What could possibly go wrong?
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Sat January 01, 2005
(Tucson Citizen)
 
 
 
Agents patrolling Arizona's border and inspecting cargo at the six ports of entry have intercepted more than the Statue of Liberty's weight in pot
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Pregnant woman denied divorce from wife-beating husband
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(Serious About News)
 
 
 
Years-old traditional ceremony in which a decorated boar's head is carried round the village on a silver salver led by a lone piper in a kilt is ruined because someone ate the pig's ears
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New magazine extolls virtues of being a drunk
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
City to crack down on beggars hiring kids for sympathy donations
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(popsci.com)
 
 
 
Guy builds rocket powered port-a-potty that shoots 30 foot fireballs. For his next trick, a jet-powered beer truck with F-16 engines
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop a poster to help remind people to make coffee
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Woman, denied cigarettes when she couldn't produce ID, decides to show her age by setting gas pumps on fire
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(Asia1.com)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, Israel considers mandatory weigh-ins for fashion models who may be too thin
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Fark 2005 College Bowl thread
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(Daily Record)
 
 
 
Scientists given 1 million pounds to try to develop clothes that never need cleaning
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
UCSB scientists build nanoscale jigsaw puzzles made of RNA, Milton Bradley in licensing talks
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(desertnews.com)
 
 
 
The year in review by Dave Barry
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Forget your new year's resolutions, it's Girl Scout Cookie time again. What's your favorite?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
2005: The year sprouts are tipped for greatness
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(AP)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia starts the new year by beheading drug smugglers
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Entire village saved from Tsunami due to knowledge passed down through generations. Elders told that if the water went out fast, to head for the hills
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
US credit card debt may crash economy
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
How to make a zombie
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pope has mass for tsunami victims. Most muslims and hindus (hindies?) in the area say 'mmmm, thanks'.
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Schoolgirl's knowledge saves Hundreds from Tsunami
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Comet Machholz will be visible to the naked eye in the northern hemisphere. No reports of mass suicides by cults...yet.
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(Some Tatooed Bagboy)
 
 
 
About your girlfriend's past promiscuity: what you don't know won't make you hurl
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Ten tsunami refugee camps flooded in Sri Lanka, these people just can't catch a break
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida's weirdest stories of 2004
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(modbee)
 
 
 
LA city council ordered to pay attention during public hearings, were too busy talking and reading email to hear it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this careful young stage tech
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(myTelus)
 
 
 
New Orleans hotel tackles hangovers with 'Recovery Concierge' service. Still no cure for the technicolor yawn
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(some local station)
 
 
 
Super-size Florida sinkhole filled with 1282 truckloads of sand. In other news, somewhere in Southern Georgia a beach is missing
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(Some AudioEditor)
 
 
 
AudioEdit something to play on an alarm clock. Difficulty: the louder the better
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(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Acoustic analysis has solved the mystery of the 'chirping' pyramid -- but it's still unclear whether the effect was deliberate
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(ctv.ca)
 
 
 
Punk rockers play Baghdad. "You rock out to the band you have, not the band you wish you had.''
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Official in trouble over cheese waste
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sacre bleu. Marvel Comics donates trove of comic books to French museum. The Grey Gargoyle surrenders
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
NASA, CalTech join forces to create 50 foot robot. Anime fans everywhere cream selves
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Peter Rabbit translated into hieroglyphics, so mummies can read it to their children
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
CriticalMass bikers swarm NYC streets, because you know, the NYPD had nothing better to do tonight
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(AP)
 
 
 
Transplant surgery restore's man's tears
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(Jack Hannah)
 
 
 
Photoshop this elephant playing soccer
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Woman who had her Christmas presents stolen wins $100,000 on lotto ticket the next day
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(Some Dictionary)
 
 
 
Replace any word in a famous quote with the word 'coconut'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Yellowstone Club, a place for 'nice millionaires'. "Our target member is a good, down-to-earth, humble person who is thankful for his or her success.... No jerks allowed."
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(AP)
 
 
 
Mother has to make Sophie's Choice during tsunami, lucks out when lost son is found again
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Man casually waltzes up to coffee shop customers, whips out gasoline spray, sets them on fire. Then waltzes into shop, sets manager on fire. That coffee must have really sucked
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(LodiNews.com)
 
 
 
Wackiest police calls of 2004 for small town California
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(Some Drunk Guy)
 
 
 
Some timely advice for treating a hangover
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(Sify)
 
 
 
Top 20 most iconic hairstyles. Elvis still king
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Happy New Year, east coast farkers
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Fri December 31, 2004
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Apple pricing comparable to an eMachine? An under $500 iMac? Rumors aboud that one will be announced at the upcoming MacWorld
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(Some Spidey Wannabe)
 
 
 
Photoshop these rampant rappelers
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Matt Stone & Trey Parker breaking up
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(Working for Change)
 
 
 
Arianna Huffington's list of forgettable news for 2004
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(StarNewsOnline)
 
 
 
"Pimp My Ride" fined for replacing airbag with TV
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Christ the King...of national high school basketball
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(choiresicha.com)
 
 
 
Do Tsunami headlines reflect bias in media? Or are they just making this crap up? Most likely the latter
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
London artist saves his boogers for two years, will sell his ball of snot for no less than $20,000
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(trb)
 
 
 
Federal judge rules that banning lap dances or simulated sex acts illegally censors erotic expression
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man surfs tsunami wave into restaraunt
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(CNN)
 
 
 
India rejects aid offers, insist death and suffering is part of national pasttime
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: some pre-emptive apologies for the drunken posts or other acts that will inevitably come tonight. Voting enabled
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yankovych surrenders Ukraine helm, will still record parody songs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US increases tsunami aid from $35 million to $350 million
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(AP)
 
 
 
Fark's annual New Years glasses moran contest
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Hindu holy man who announced that he would publicly leave his body fails to die when the date comes. Infuriated villagers try to help him out
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Man in China tries to name his son Zhao.com. Increasedbandwidthlarity ensues
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Martha Stewart loses prison decoration contest. Paper cranes were no match for snow-covered hills, sleds and clouds
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
South Africa's inventors are on the prowl trying to stay one-up on anti-theft inventions
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
Photoshop Bush taking his dog for a walk
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(Ann Arbor News)
 
 
 
Seven police officers and firefighters suspended after improper search during gas main leak turns up sex swing, brass pole, stage and nude photos
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(LancasterOnline.com)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby lynx born in Colorado. Atari unavailable for comment
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(Some Faux-Mexican Guy)
 
 
 
Man reviews everything that's ever been on the Taco Bell menu. Ever
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Lasers have been aimed at 7 planes recently, sharks not fricken amused
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Celebrity underwear display draws hundreds during brief exhibit
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(AP)
 
 
 
Lawyers told to use more visuals and sound bites to keep younger jurors interested. Matlock surrenders
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Judge rules Anna Nicole Smith is a golddigger: Takes away $88.5 million awarded on appeal
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Happy New Year. Getting started early so we can include every timezone. Feel free to post favorite drink recipes
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
New laws for 2005 seem mainly in response to favorite Fark stories
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: History books 3000 years from now. Link goes to examples
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(AP)
 
 
 
Study: Fast food contributes to obesity, also concludes that painfully obvious studies contribute to slapping of foreheads and moaning, still no cure for cancer
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(kstp.com)
 
 
 
Capital One's "No-Hassle" cards can be a big hassle. Miss one payment, 27% interestarity ensues
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(FemaleFirst)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson and her daddy had a virginity ceremony when she was twelve. Fappers creeped-out; kittens rejoice
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(ABC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
174 dead in Buenos Aires nightclub fire
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(Google)
 
 
 
What do you hope to accomplish in 2005?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yankees' projected starting line-ups through 2010
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Men prefer subordinate women to equals
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Thu December 30, 2004
(KTVQ)
 
 
 
Oregon man triggers panic in India by warning officials there that another tsunami is on its way. His scientific method does not involve geology or plate tectonics, but is based on studying the "ether" of the universe
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(Honolulu Advertiser)
 
 
 
You know your X-mas lights are out of hand when the FAA tells you to pull the plug
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In honor of too much snow, Photoshop these people in a snow pit
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
McDonald's food chain may soon start with a toxic gas emission instead of just ending with one
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
GOOD news from 2004
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Airline officials surprised that passengers got upset about spending an extra 18 hours on a plane with no working toilets
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
The year of the Green Rooster: tips for a successful celebration
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
City protests over mural because paintings of naked flying pigs might lead to paintings of naked people
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(Pottstown Mercury)
 
 
 
Police set a new milestone, arrest a man with a .409 BAC
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Weiner wagon offers up sausage massages
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(AP)
 
 
 
Snapple apologizes for pointing out that Staten Island has a recognizable smell
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
From the Department of Redundancy Department, Randy Johnson traded to the Yankees for the third time in the last two weeks. Duke sucks
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(News24)
 
 
 
Man involved in bar brawl takes definition of 'finger food' to a disturbing new level
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Cow causes all sorts of mayhem on Mass Turnpike
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know it's a slow news day when lazy journalists sensationalize "What if?" scenarios about tsunamis and the US
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Having solved all other issues, Orlando politicians debate on what size key to give Paris Hilton
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
MIT student pranks over the years
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(tvnz.co.nz)
 
 
 
"Spiderman, Superman and Batman were involved in a minor altercation at 12.32 am at Wincheap on Christmas Day."
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(sbdc)
 
 
 
Tsunami Outreach: Bloggers Without Borders first international project launches
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Romanian government criticized for displaying art collection in a colossal erection
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Poker Champ Greg Raymer attacked. Goes straight after the two pair. Assailants fold
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(Excite)
 
 
 
Theme: Unlikely military equipment
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
18 year old heckles cops, tries to hide inside his house. Mom pushes him back outside
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Police discover escaped convict, Fred King, hiding inside couch. Sofa King hilarious
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(WritersCafe.net)
 
 
 
TotalFarker's small tsunami relief fund web site that accepts PayPal donations receives over $1,000 in donations in less than 48 hours
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Having solved all of the city's other issues, Boston's mayor is cracking down on folks who reserve parking spaces
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
115,000
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Uncensored version of 1925 film 'Battleship Potemkin' to premiere. No word on hot babushka doll-on-babushka doll action
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
After pulling out two weeks ago, Big Unit may be inserted into Yankee rotation this week
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(WCCO)
 
 
 
Indian official randomly issues tsunami warning after mgnitude 5.7 aftershock. No word on why the 18 or so magnitude 6+ aftershocks didn't warrant such a warning
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(Some Alias)
 
Boobies
 
Five pages of high-res Jennifer Garner. Your life outside the computer room surrenders (SFW, NSF social life)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Freighter runs aground on Alaskan coast sparking widespread panic and fear of a predatory rat spill
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this jump-roper
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
If you notice pilots of small planes fondling their aircraft, here's why
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(NYC Radio Station)
 
 
 
Man travels two miles with a severed foot stuck in the bumper of his Volvo
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cell phone towers affect how bread is baked. Or at least some bread baking hippies think so
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(mosnews.com)
 
 
 
Russia to launch satellite capable of sending messages to other interstellar civilizations, your UFO wants caller ID
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(CSPNet.com)
 
 
 
Study: Alcohol use among minors highest where it is easy for them to buy it. Your teen wants beer
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Someone at FSU has concocted a parody map of the "new" campus, including the Bigfoot Institute, Crop Circle Simulation Lab, Dept. of ESP Studies
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Wed December 29, 2004
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Tao of, like, Kate Bosworth
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(AltonTelegraph)
 
 
 
Two men in love with same woman settle feud in good ol American fashion: by getting into respective vehicles and battering the crapola out of each other
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
World's Top Ten Topless Beaches (sadly way too SFW)
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(Some Star Trek Nerd)
 
 
 
Photoshop These Armed Trekkies On-Stage
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Giant rats invade Florida Keys. Politicians protest, saying they were there first (w/pic)
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(Some List)
 
 
 
Top 10 paranormal events of 2004
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(Detroit News)
 
 
 
In a society designed for couples, singles are hit with higher taxes, higher insurance premiums, work more holidays and get fewer benefits. It's the glorification of couplehood
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas trying to get it's well-armed residents to stop shooting their guns in the air for New Years Eve
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(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. Airways asks non-union employees to work for free over the holidays
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Volcano erupts on Kamchatka Peninsula mere days after SE Asia quake. Mt. St Helens surrenders
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(CIL FM)
 
 
 
Prince donned king of concerts in 2004
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(Netscape)
 
 
 
Animals seemed to sense the coming Tsunami and headed to higher ground
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
100 person bar fight at 3am on a week day brought to you by East St. Louis
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(CorporateMofo)
 
 
 
Corporate Mofo somehow landed an eyewitness account of the tidal wave in Thailand
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
School milk cartons may be phased out due to children unable to perform relatively simple task of opening it
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Top five college football national championship title games.
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Definition of a slow newsday - Tennesseans wash their cars after getting them dirty
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Mini tornado knocks over a lamp post in Wales
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(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Instead of "running around the woods" training with rifles shooting blanks, Marines to use downtown Toledo instead.
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(theVoiceofReason.com)
 
 
 
Least popular baby names for 2004 revealed
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Sam Adams creates chocolate beer
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The 10 best computer games you've never played
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this glass-bottom boat tour
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(San Diego Channel)
 
 
 
CHHNG CHHNG. Jerry Orbach dead at 69. No wry comment yet from Lennie Briscoe. Fark article submitters debate correct spelling of the Law & Order sound
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(the herald)
 
 
 
Untimely robber caught after police follow his footprints through first snow to hit town in 109 years
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(Mosnews)
 
 
 
Ass, grass, and trips to the ISS: nobody rides for free
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Permafrost in Arctic regions becoming neither permanent nor frost
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(NSFW)
 
Weeners
 
Two muscular studs showing off their manhood
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Photoshop these fish flying around
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Humongous telescope will be large enough to observe plants in other solar systems, follow Carrot Top's career
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Redesigned, safer fuel tank for NASA shuttle shipping from Louisiana. Holds 35 tons of fuel, or 4.8 million shrimp
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(Detroit News)
 
 
 
As a part of its statewide beautification project, Michigan will now receive New Jersey's trash
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
2004 declared "The Year of the Boob"
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
"Fire and Ice:" The coolest pic you will see this day
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Intruders break into the wrong house, apologize, and then break into the house next door
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(NBC 4 Columbus Ohio)
 
 
 
Ohio family turns on public access TV Christmas morning to watch choirs perform holiday music, gets hard core porn instead
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Tue December 28, 2004
(wtop.com)
 
 
 
On the 12th day of Christmas my parents gave to me -- nothing, so I burned down their house
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Woman eager to be a grandmother puts in some extra effort
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Holy Grail may be in Canada. Indiana Jones called in
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(KTVO)
 
 
 
Today's "dog drives owner's truck into storefront" story brought to you by Springdale, Arkansas
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
World's angriest civil servant sends used condoms, dead rats and birds in the mail
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Woman decides airport terminal not crowded enough, gives birth to baby boy at ticket counter
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Psychic reads asses to predict the future
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Actor Jean Claude Van Damme is going around claiming he's a "superhero in bed"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Golden Gate Bridge
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Driver plunges with car 30 feet off overpass, lands perfectly on snow-covered median below. Steve McQueen surrenders
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Police pull over truck, find marijuana inside bales of hay inside horse trailer. Mr. Ed babbling on about wanting Doritos was first clue
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(Some perv-aricator)
 
 
 
Lawyer blames night watchman for porn image in bar group presentation. Your dog ate his homework
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(WGAL)
 
 
 
Mailman finds bag of cash, returns it to owner
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(AP)
 
 
 
AudioEdit Saddam's first meeting with his lawyer
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Having solved all other legal matters, Missouri approves fishing with bare hands
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Top ten rock songs of all time
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Desperate smokers hoarding cigarettes in their freezers as Montana's tobacco tax takes effect. Ammo will just have to go in the fridge
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Everything we know about gravity is wrong. Einstein surrenders
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
New breakthrough in biotechnology is a computer chip the size of a postage stamp that can identify hundreds of pathogens, diseases, and mutations
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Russia develops new kind of nuclear missile system unlike anything else in the world
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(ChessBase)
 
 
 
Chess guy concedes he got Farked by lukket's contest winner
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Researchers believe that human consciousness remains after death of the body
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(Science News Daily)
 
 
 
Today: Tiny autonomous aircraft that feeds itself dead flies and apples. Tomorrow: The Matrix becomes real..
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Author Susan Sontag dead at 71
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Professional beggars using rented children to make more money
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Satanists and witches testing religious liberty
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(Some Sunfish)
 
 
 
One of the weirdest looking fish in the world
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
It's New Years. That time of year when cities commemorate by dropping a wrench. Or maybe a seven-foot bologna. Or a cow painted to look like a strawberry
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flying cricketer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Axed Fannie Mae CEO to get $1.3M/yr. for life. You've got to admire how the unemployed can cope under adversity.
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Long list of links to international charities helping with the tsunami recovery
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Modern batmobile almost finished and ready to try to beat landspeed records (with pic)
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
New Years' resolutions are a farce. What are your resolutions that you will fail to keep? (voting enabled)
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(InterFax)
 
 
 
Russia says it solved 1,500 terror-related crimes in only 11 months, calls Matlock a pansy
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese unveil first Fire-truck that is also an ambulance. Optimus Prime surrenders (sadly with no pics)
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
$68,000 Buddha stolen. Police know nothing, so they got that going for them
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What's brown, expensive, and shows up on the news wires once a month? That's right. It's 'cat-poop coffee' time again
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your complete guide to ASCII art featuring cows
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Ecstasy may ease fears of dying cancer patients
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(Lycos)
 
 
 
2004's top search terms: Janet Jackson, Paris Hilton, Clay Aiken. Iraq War #16; George W. Bush #81, between Prom Hairstyles and Tupac Shakur
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Hangman's noose awaits octo-granny's feared tentacles
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Doctors discover that manufacturing flat-screen televisions can be just as dangerous as smoking, lawsuitality to ensue
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Fatal accident occurs when two cars run two different red lights
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this park entrance
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(AP)
 
 
 
Inmate gives big hairy gift to children
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Mon December 27, 2004
(Reuters)
 
 
 
George Carlin voluntarily enters drug, alcohol rehab program, says he has problem with wine and Vicodin
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Holiday Greetings from Martha Stewart
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Female movie stars at premieres now showing 59 per cent bare skin, up from 39 per cent a decade ago
source: entertainment.iafrica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to bathe a cat: Instructions vs. Reality
source: corprew.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Colorado house with Christmas lights controlled by Internet users worldwide was a hoax. Guy explains how he did it.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bathing with laundry soap is generally not advisable
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Milk marketers try to fool kids into drinking milk by loading it with so much sugar and fake flavor that it tastes nothing like milk.
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Your sled dog wants bear-proof poop cans...Mr. Hankey unavailable for comment
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(Ultimate Guitar.com)
 
 
 
Most musicians say that the internet has helped them make more money, despite P2P programs
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Get Your Ass Back to Work" wakes man from coma
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(Chat Powered Grill)
 
 
 
Photoshop this chat-powered grill. Difficulty: No Ms. Pacman.
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(Superman)
 
 
 
Man to attempt to jump out of airplane, land without parachute. However this turns out, the followup should be great
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Freegans pluck meals from trash
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(FunReports)
 
 
 
Even a slightest breath of a menstruating woman is enough to alter mayonnaise quality
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(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Apparently unfamiliar with Snopes, Detroit News writes story about GM's history of vehicular nomenclature malfunctions
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This year's useless fitness thingy that will be discarded by February: the Fitness Wedge. With pic of marginally useful cheese-looking thing
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Houston to start towing disabled cars out of the flow of traffic on local highways, whether the owners want it or not
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(Alabama.com)
 
 
 
Read a book, give a needy family a pregnant llama
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pharmaceutical companies warn employees to look out for Michael Moore. Only problem is that Americans are so fat, it's hard to tell Moore apart from anybody else
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Earthquake/Tsunami damage and deaths still being counted
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(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Screw up a historic moment
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Does the Pope's police force crap in the woods? If so, they'd use Lamborghini golf carts to get there
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(Quad-City Times)
 
 
 
Meth users tickled pink over new fertilizer additive
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(The Omaha Channel)
 
 
 
Man gets 1804 silver dollar, worth millions, as retirement gift
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(National 9 News)
 
 
 
Doctor amputates wrong limb. Plans to amputate the other so patient doesn't have a leg to stand on
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(news4jax.com)
 
 
 
Army magazine suggests training helicopter pilots how to fly helicopters
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Miss Huggy and her police escort
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Medical scientists developing mechanical worms to burrow in patients' asses, hoping to create "pleasurable experience"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Yush...Yuchen...Youstin...That guy that got poisoned won the election in Ukraine
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Art Bell show predictions for 2005. The Reynolds-Wrap Haberdashery unavailable for comments
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