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Sun December 19, 2004
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Newly rich people suffer from "affluenza." In other news, world's smallest violin plays just for the wealthy
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Man finds happy face rotting on apple (with pic)
source: herald.ns.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The reason that Americans are fatter than before, yet healthier, is that so many have quit smoking
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(Mr. Happy)
 
Boobies
 
In celebration of Alyssa Milano turning 32, here she is in her birthday suit. (Not safe for work)
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japan's top dumbass criminals of 2004
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Army's new "ultra-real" simulation unveiled. Kids all over America bug their parents for one this Christmas
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(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
"It takes a real man to be seen in a Cabrio"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Spainards are going to lose their siesta
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
Photoshop Carolina Panthers head coach John Fox reacting to the officials' call
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Police dog saves handler from swarm of angry bees
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trendy new New York restaurant serves dinner in bed
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Fifty things to eat before you die
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Man, who hoped that leaping to death off of Empire State Building would bring him recognition, can't be identified
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Puerto Rican town, once known for pineapples, now famous for four-hour erections
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago fire department seeks a way to soup up water, will use additive to make water more effective
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Orangutan boxing in Thailand halted after fighters are revealed as illegal immigrants
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
LAPD to ban the use of heavy metal
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Teen sleuths hatch plan to find out if "woman" they've been having sex with blindfolded for three years is actually man who arranged it
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(Suprnova)
 
 
 
A great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of pirates suddenly cried out "Arrrr..." in terror and were suddenly silenced
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(AP)
 
 
 
"Meteor" streaks through sky and causes explosion in Jakarta
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(Some Superheroes)
 
 
 
Theme: Inappropriate superheroes for children
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After years of practice in his "Time Person of the Year" mirror, George W. Bush gets to have the real thing
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(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Drunk driver plows into, kills man taking roadside sobriety test
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Catfight in the kitchen: Fat Lady calls Naked Chef "whore" over salmon endorsement. He fires back with a zippy "Well, you're fat"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Finally, a fun fungus funeral
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(NOLA.com)
 
 
 
Man breaks into home, open gifts under the tree, and starts to cook up a batch of meth in the kitchen. Police arrive and find him under some clothes. He runs through a glass door into the jaws of a waiting dog
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(WFTV)
 
 
 
New Nativity scene has baby Jesus in jeans, a wise man wondering were he left his WWJD bracelet
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(Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Marine, who chose wedding band over his finger only to have ring lost in aftermath, receives a new one free of charge, courtesy of jeweler
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thai insurgent elephants set up roadblocks. Demand share of sugar-cane harvest
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Italian police bust mafia bread racket. Turns out they were a bunch of crumbs
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop some "Hillbilly Armor" on this kikazz humvee
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(HousingWire)
 
 
 
Two minutes with Fark.com's Drew Curtis (the post interview, interview)
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Presenting the absolute worst Christmas album in the history of mankind. "Christmas in the Stars" - the Star Wars Christmas album
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(AP)
 
 
 
Today's "giant sinkhole swallowing a four-lane road" story courtesy of Deltona, Florida
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(AP)
 
 
 
Homeless man falls asleep in dumpster, miraculously survives compacting garbage truck. Luke, Han and Chewy surrender
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(AP)
 
 
 
Cleveland woman's false Mega Millions lottery claim from last year has led to a professional boxing career
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Sat December 18, 2004
(AP)
 
 
 
Davenport, Iowa ISP wins $1 billion lawsuit against spammers
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(Joblo.com)
 
 
 
Kevin Smith to direct new Star Wars TV show featuring Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Another senseless sofa poisoning incident. When will the madness end?
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ugly-ass osprey
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Protestors use octopus cannons to assault new McDonald's. In other news: Octopus Cannons
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Bored IU students create parachuting guinea pig. PETA surrenders
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man who needed skin grafts from his chest to repair burned leg grows a nipple on his knee (with pics)
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(Victorville Daily Press)
 
 
 
School principal finds that students do better when he gives them sack of nuts each morning
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(Some curious person)
 
 
 
How long do you expect it will take you to pay off your debt from this holiday season?
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(Bob From Accounting)
 
 
 
The 25 worst and most annoying newsmakers of 2004. Surprisingly, "lip-syncing, manufactured pop stars" only made it to #14
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
World's finest wool sells for $2,500 a kilogram or somewhat less than printer ink
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(OverClocked Remix)
 
 
 
If it was a videogame tune in the 1980s or 1990s, there is likely an awesome, professional remix of it here. Keeping your childhood alive, one game at a time
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(Kentucky.com)
 
 
 
Kentucky newspaper to be getting coal for Christmas after printing obscene, corny jokes about Santa
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A beautiful picture of lenticular clouds
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Families butt heads over head-butting death case
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
German medics concluded that consumption of large caffeine doses prevents baldness
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Feng Qian is this year's Miss Plastic Surgery (with pic)
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Todd McFarlane files for bankruptcy. Spawn to violently kill creditors in next issue
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 10 urban legends/hoaxes of 2004
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Two real-estate agents fined $20,000 for failing to tell perspective buyers that the house they were selling had been the site of a triple homicide
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(Some Old Fart)
 
 
 
500,000-year-old axe found. Ace Frehley unavailable for comment
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(CTV)
 
 
 
Toronto police to take sensitivity training due to lesbian bathhouse raid that somehow went all wrong
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(AP)
 
 
 
California moving forward with a plan to have one million buildings on solar energy, putting California on par with Germany and Japan as a solar-power leader
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cuba counters U.S. diplomatic mission's Christmas decorations with anti-U.S. billboard. Defcon level unaffected
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this heavy-weapons guy model
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Forget iPods, the new hotness outside English pubs are PeePods (with pics)
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(Sunderland Today)
 
 
 
Apparently carrying a meat cleaver into a taxi queue can cause an affray
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Helicopter called in to stop huge brawl at Catholic school
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(GrandForks.com)
 
 
 
Hearse driver thought to be dead, really alive. Passenger questioned
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(news.com.com)
 
 
 
Microsoft buys anti-spyware company, only to find the rights to the software had already been sold to another company
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Canada confirms NORAD will offer Santa CF-18 Hornet interceptor fighter escort during Christmas Eve journey
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists say they've figured out the pack-rat syndrome. Put this article with your other 228 on the subject
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Using the "one knee equals two feet" rule: NFL says "One finger equals $5000" to Jake Plummer
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Police recover JFK assassination artifacts during drug raid
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
1,500 people move onto man-made island in Indian Ocean. Officials had it constructed to ease overcrowding
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(steves-digicams.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this little critter
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(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Man crashes car, wanders into home and kisses couple he doesn't know
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(The Milwaukee Channel)
 
 
 
Bank robber quickly arrested after using hold-up note written on the back of his probation papers
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(Fark)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a promo for a Christmas Special no one will watch
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Los Alamos National Laboratory issues warning to check for rats under the hood before starting car
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Women leave retirement party in shock after pair of male strippers shows up
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
FDA denies MIT prof permit to grow own marijuana for experiments. Experts say government's supply inconsistent and not potent enough. Cheech unavailable for comment
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Carpenter takes $210,000 from hole in basement wall and doesn't think anyone would notice. Jailarity ensues
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(Cinescape)
 
 
 
DC Comics superhero The Flash is coming to the big screen
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Fri December 17, 2004
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop products and the celebrities you think should endorse them. Link goes to example
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Eat mor chikin... or die (pic)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Deep-fried Mars bars now invading Scotland, too
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(FunReports)
 
 
 
Orange Christmas trees grow in Ukraine
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Columnist explains what it's like being subject of a Fark Photoshop contest
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(Illusions Etc...)
 
Boobies
 
The bathing-suit illusion -- does she or doesn't she? (Not safe for work)
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
In what probably will be a losing battle, politician wants milk sold at 2006 World Cup stadiums
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(CIOL.com)
 
 
 
New breakthrough in semiconductor technology allows for 32-gigabit processors. That's eight times the capacity in the current market
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The White House has some "challanges" with spelling
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Urged by her professor to "do something useful," mathematician crochets Lorenz theory of chaotic systems
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Healthy baby girl found
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Man attempts to open cabin door of 747 at 30,000 feet
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Scientists want to forge computer chips out of diamonds. Because nothing says "I love you" like a crystalline Revelator of the achromatic white light of electricity
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(Some Loony)
 
 
 
Creationism is right because people included dragons in literature. Weis and Hickman surrender
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these imposing shadows
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Nobel Prize-winning physicist, 82, to marry 28-year-old graduate student
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cops find over 600 pounds of pot in coffins. Dracula has the munchies
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(Local10.com)
 
 
 
Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office first in country to get boat with mounted machine gun. Any troublesome manatee to be shot on sight
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(Tampa's 28)
 
 
 
It's usually not a good idea to light your cigarette with the stove while wearing an oxygen mask (with pic)
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Cassini takes cool photos of another Saturn moon
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Colombian police seize 292 voodoo dolls but decline to inspect them for fear of witchcraft
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists to study the "sweaty-palmed excitement" of gamers
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(HousingWire)
 
 
 
Drew to be on Screensavers tonight: 7:00 pm ET, 4:00 pm PT -- don't miss it
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(10tv.com)
 
 
 
If you're going to clean out your fireplace, don't put hot ashes into a paper bag, in a Rubbermaid trashcan, on your wood deck
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
San Antonio strippers to wear permits
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pfizer finds that painkiller Celebrex may cause heart attacks, Viagra still on the rise
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(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Member of North Carolina Bloods sentenced for shooting another man's penis off
source: newsobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
New CD copy-lock technology nears market. In other news, you can still bypass CD-lock technology by holding down the shift key
source: anandtech.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lisa Marie selling the Elvis estate for $100 million
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Neighbors complain man's truck parked outside home is eyesore. Man says "I'll give you an eyesore", paints house fluorescent green. Hilarity ensues
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Buckingham Palace employee fired for selling the Queen's Pudding on Ebay
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(pbs.org)
 
 
 
Scientists discover first evidence of string theory. Observations point to "superstrings" of pure energy that can stretch millions of light years across the universe
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(WHO-TV)
 
 
 
Aspirin -- sent as part of "cure business headaches" promotion -- reaches office as white powder
source: whotv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Very cute redhead (not safe for work)
source: yummy-cummy.com
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Drunk friends stage grisly murder scene to scare roommate. What could possibly go wrong?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Well, what do you know -- using pictures of model Jordan in your English assignment really WILL get you suspended
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Noob)
 
 
 
"You know, when we said we wanted you to order a new tank, we meant water tank, not battle tank..."
source: newkerala.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rats at Fenway Park joined in World Series celebration
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Woman wins $1.3 million after bartender ignites high-proof alcohol in stupid bar stunt
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
This dog is taking donations. Photoshop it
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(kfoxtv.com)
 
 
 
Pregnant woman, 23, murdered: Fetus stolen from her womb
source: kfoxtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(11Alive)
 
 
 
Sometimes, avoiding service in Iraq isn't as easy as having your cousin shoot you in the leg. Sometimes, you have to screw up your story
source: 11alive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ChinaDaily.com)
 
 
 
Shanghai surprise -- Chinese court rules that Buick didn't cause boy's cancer
source: chinadaily.com.cn   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man tries to mug 90-year-old woman; gets his ass handed to him, lecture style
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
World's fastest elevators installed in Taiwanese skyscraper -- rising over 1500 feet in about 30 seconds. Passengers' stomachs take a few seconds longer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who knew drinking with your cat could be so... strange
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(Guy Some Am I)
 
 
 
Hospital pins hopes on Yoda
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(Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Punta Gorda building inspectors surprised to discover their own Public Safety building not up to code
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(Edward George Bulwer-Lytton)
 
 
 
"Jennifer stood there, quiety ovulating," and other hideously bad opening lines. The winners are...
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Survey shows average Scottish diet consists of anything that's been through the deep fryer. America outraged, hates competition
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(News 4 Colorado)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby mongoose quadruplets born at Denver Zoo. Forever cursed with reindeer names (with pic)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farkers in for a heaping helping of Fark/Drew on G4/Tech TV in the coming days
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Med students discover Gollum suffered from "schizoid personality disorder." Still no cure for cancer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Microsoft may start charging extra for software that works
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cow, marooned on island, will get helicopter airlift to greener pastures
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A true badass/hero tells his tale of how he kept the Germans from winning WWII
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(Wisconsin Rapids Daily Tribune)
 
 
 
High school boy takes legal action to compete on girls' gymnastics team
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flying horse and its pilot
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson to throw children's holiday party. Seismic sensors off the chart as lawyers stampede toward Neverland Ranch
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Thu December 16, 2004
(NBCSandiego.com)
 
 
 
Cops use taser to stop 300-pound man from stealing soda
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(RotoWorld)
 
 
 
Randy Johnson traded to Yankees in three-way deal. Steinbrenner quoted saying "It finally took a three way for us to grasp the Big Unit, but now that we have Johnson, our holes are filled"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Motley Crue frontman Vince Neil wanted for assault. In other news, you can be arrested for hitting like a girl
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man scraps plans to name his newborn daughter "Jihad"
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(Missourian)
 
 
 
Missouri is one of only three states that allows its prisoners to play videogames. "We let them play these games so they are not spending their time assaulting our staff"
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(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
Robber runs from the police and crashes his car. Steals a police cruiser and crashes it. Breaks into a house to take a nap on a woman's couch
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Showing that the army doesn't fold to PR: Soldier who asked Rummy "the question" has entire unit armored the next day. Sheer coincidence, claims administration
source: tennessean.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(duluthsuperior.com)
 
 
 
Girls high school basketball team have a 107 game losing streak that dates back to January 1999. Duke sucks
source: duluthsuperior.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Top science story of 2004: Mars
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(Idaho StateJournal)
 
 
 
Her handgun in hock, elderly woman robs bank using walker. Hilarity ensues
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(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Rep. Martin Sabo (D-Minn) slips $1 million into spending bill for celebrating 100th anniversary of Norway's freedom from Sweden. Parties and life-size statue of King Harald's mother take money
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(AP)
 
 
 
Former volunteer firefighter makes fake 911 calls so he can see the fire trucks racing through the streets
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Aussie on a vodka binge blows .462. Some claim he is a shoe-in for the Drinkers' Hall of Fame, but there are rumours of steroid use
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
This year's "Gold coin dropped in Salvation Army kettle" brought to you by Evansville, Ind.
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(FemaleFirst)
 
 
 
Britney's woes continue: Old schoolwork revealing her to be a dumbass scheduled to be auctioned off and her chihuahua can't stop farting in public
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Castro's granddaughter becomes U.S. citizen
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
New study discovers ninty percent of teleconference participants don't bother paying attention
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The love shack / is a little old place that / someone set on fire
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Accidentally rob a bank? Blame it on the LSD
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today on FoodNation, we'll be visiting Gumaro de Dios Arias, who will show us how to dispose of a body while preparing his famous grilled manbeef with a tomato-and-onion sauce
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Traditional garb for ancient people of Farkistan
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(Stuff)
 
Boobies
 
Tara Reid, much better looking with her mangled pancake nipples covered up (maybe not safe for work, anyhow)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
A writer from the now-canceled ESPN series "Playmakers" is to design Blitz: Playmakers from Midway. Midway, no longer bound to the NFL restrictions, can get away with anything but NFL player and team names. Who wants steroids?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fake engagement rings are the latest in dork-repellent
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(State Paper)
 
 
 
Nebraska strip-club dancer to argue that 90 days is much too long a jail sentence for having sex on stage with a dog. Your dog wants to cross-examine
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Generally speaking, it's not necessary to continue providing health care to people who are dead
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(Tampa Tribune)
 
 
 
What's the perfect place to put a high school for troubled kids? Between a porn-video store and a strip club
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(Bucks Free Press)
 
 
 
Australians travel to UK hoping to see some British wildlife get rare sighting of wallaby instead
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(News24)
 
 
 
Barbara Streissand fine following deep-butt surgery
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Man gives $14,845 social-security check to Salvation Army, says he didn't need the money and doesn't want the government to have it
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Sharks now attacking in pairs. In other news, media jumping the gun on annual springtime shark attack stories
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trett Lott wants Rumsfeld replaced. So does Trent Lott
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Armless farker's Ebay a wishing Santa will let him bear arms for Christmas. NRA hopes Santa pulls through
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jenna Bush, presidential daughter and party girl, wants to teach disadvantaged children in D.C. elementary school. If nothing else, the presence of her Secret Service contingent will make it the safest school in the country
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(The Omaha Channel)
 
 
 
Nebraska newspaper says local school district has a rule banning the word "Christmas." Townspeople regret letting Pitchforks 'N Torches store close their doors so long ago
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
All worked up from months of dirty talk, Mount St. Helens ready to asplode like never before
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Pope condemns violence, disappointing the members of the "Pope Says We Should Smash Stuff" Club
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(PhysOrg)
 
 
 
Wearable, cheap and flexible solar panels can be sewn on fabrics to charge cell phones and DVD players
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(M90)
 
Boobies
 
Vida Guerra, the first and last name in "bootiliciousness" (mostly safe for work)
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Estes Park may oust councilman who refuses to say the Pledge of Allegiance before council meetings
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Tyson completes sentence." He actually put nouns and verbs together properly for the first time
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Finnish labor unions fighting for Santa and elf rights
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
If you're trying to sell stolen keyboard at music store, make sure the owner isn't there to replace missing instruments. Leaving drivers license at scene a bad idea, too
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Caesars Atlantic City Hotel fined when employees turn the security cameras on "selected parts of the anatomy of several females." In their defense, they claim they were concerned someone might be hiding an ace in the hole
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(Daily Local)
 
 
 
Fire chief uses thermal imaging to debunk drunk driver's story
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Greek hijackers used croissants, not dynamite, to take over the bus. Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for questioning
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Gillette rolls out new battery-powered women's shaver named Vibrance. Let's think about this marketing scheme for a moment
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Fark in 20 years
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Karla Homolka, one of Canada's most notorious psychopathic killers, to be released in seven months despite assessment that she "will kill again." In other news, you'd hit it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fast spreading Zafi.d worm is multi-lingual and wishes recipients "Happy Holidays." If this thing mutates into a fruitcake, we're all screwed
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Flip off your fans, earn an 82.2 QB rating, get a contract extension
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(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Bizarro bin Laden releases statement calling for peace
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Toddlers freak out when they discover odd object to play with, mother freaks out when she can't identify it. Police freak out when they discover it's an unexploded anti-tank rocket
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(Xinhuanet)
 
 
 
Journalist hands Peruvian president toy bomb for Christmas. Hilarity ensues
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(KNBC)
 
 
 
Today's "your own personal Jesus" story brought to you by Matilda in Connecticut
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(ArabNews)
 
 
 
Got your Sacrificial Sheep coupon yet? Better hurry, the price is going up this year. Luckily, sacrificial camel prices still open for negotiation
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hollywood cameraman crashes VIP post-screening Q&A just to tell Bill Murray he's a bastard
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If there's a marked cop car in the driveway and a dozen officers on the scene after the raid, don't try to pick up your weekend hit at your dealer's house
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chaplin's cane fetches $91,800. Shoe Goulash still $8/plate
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(JoBlo.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this poster for "Batman Begins"
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(Officer.com)
 
 
 
Convenience store clerk opens can of Chef Boyardee-brand whoopass on robber
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hardee's/Carl's Jr. responds to controversy of Monster Burger by adding the Breakfast Burger, a hamburger topped with a fried egg, hash browns, bacon and cheese. Arteries everywhere clog in anticipation
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
September 11th conspiracy theorist offers prize of $100,000 to any engineering student who can prove the World Trade Center buildings crashed the way the government says
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Wed December 15, 2004
(Fox5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Overturned truck causes sticky stituation in Vegas after releasing millions of bees and honey (with pics)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Guest snubs $3,051 meal in favor for takeout across the street. Snobs disapprove
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Oliver Stone apologises to Turkey for "Midnight Express" and to entire world for "Alexander"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Woman smokes for 90 years, still doesn't have enough Marlboro miles to buy anything decent
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco politicians propose banning all handguns in city, except those carried by police, military or security guards
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Chemical Ali" to face off against "Tribunal Frazier." Winner to go up against "Guantanamo Foreman"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"If you put [Jessica Simpson] in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got double D's. You can't cover those suckers up." So says her dad
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(LancasterOnline.com)
 
 
 
Man dons bulletproof vest, dares friend to shoot him -- what could possibly go wrong?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this creepy-ass "living Christmas tree"
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(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Greek bus hijacking ends peacefully. Hijackers realize that soaring fuel costs for jet to Russia would eat up most of their ransom
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(Inside Bay Area)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Root beer floats. New hotness: Real beer floats
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart's own branded electronics to be called "iLo"... as in "iLo Quality"
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Google wins Geico lawsuit and will now save 15 percent or more on on car insurance
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(PC News)
 
 
 
ICANN approves new ".jobs" top level domain. First domain registered is "blow," followed quickly by "hand"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FCC to allow cell phones on planes, will let "consumers work out the etiquette." What could go wrong?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lukket's photoshop's latest appearance: A Farker's history final
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Washington D.C. baseball team already talking about moving
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(Northwest Herald)
 
 
 
Police chief tackles robber who stole medications, cigarettes and a hamster. Chief was happy to have retrieved hamster before it got lost up some long, dark, smelly tunnel
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Missile defense test fails. Your headline was funnier, but the real joke is money is still being wasted on this crap after two decades
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Swearing in front of a 79-year-old man? You bet that's a paddlin'
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago mayor awards $259,367 grant to finance program designed to help ex-prisoners become beekeepers
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Officer -- fired after videotaped peeing all over public elevator -- uses Seinfeld defense, says can't control urination and may be suffering from uroicidysis
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
When it comes to bioterrorism preparedness, bow before the mighty state of Nebraska
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canadian PM says Canada will participate in missile defence program as long as they don't have to pay, don't have to put missiles on Canadian soil, and get a say in how it runs
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(BellSouth)
 
 
 
Bellsouth to start pimping their services door to door because you want it that way. Jehovah's Witnesses feel vindicated
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(Some Elvis UFO Piltdown Man)
 
 
 
In celebration of Lukket's 1954 computer hoax, photoshop a hoax of your own
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Anna Kournikova's single Dazarova, secretly Wedserlova
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Heart surgeon, who specializes in cleaning out clogged arteries, says hospital may not be most appropriate place for a McDonald's
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Bids on Ebay for a pair of rocker Bryan Adams' unwashed socks have so far reached £530 (with pic)
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(Santa Cruz Sentinel)
 
 
 
Lingerie store's Christmas window display to feature live pole-dancers. Customers may also enter "lap-dance lotto"
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Disney won't let Lindsey Lohan get naked
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Fox reality show sinks to all-new disgustingly low levels
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Man bites dog. Dog available for comment: "Ruck roff rouche-rag!!"
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Prestigious Oxford English Dictionary decides to keep it real, adds "crack ho," "thugged out" and "hoochie"
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
If you found a radioactive steel rod that fell off a truck in Denver, you can get $2,500 for it
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(News4Jax.com)
 
 
 
Sprint and Nextel agree to merge in $35-billion deal to form Sextel
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Study finds Scottish gas station coffee so weak, you'd need 11 pints to stay awake. That's 17 hogshead per hectare for you Americans
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scottish gangs turn to stealing peat-moss to fund crime. In other news, there's a black-market for peat-moss
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Thousands of Antarctic penguin chicks threatened with starvation by iceberg, not to mention the yeti with the ice bat
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(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
Reminder for Saturday's Toronto Fark Party at Tim Sims Playhouse with comedy by Nug/Mustard Man
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(Some stylish smut peddler)
 
Boobies
 
Felicity Fey swimming around in a see-through, fishnet, bathing suit-ish outfit. (Not safe for work)
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Twelve-year-old boy shows up at hospital with live cockroach jammed in his ear. Doctor gets cockroach stinking drunk, then removes it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this girl running on water
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
U.S. soldier in Iraq accidentally shows her raq. Next time, empty the recycle bin (NSFW)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Apparently unable to find a photocopier, someone has cut $2,000 worth of recipes out of books in Illinois library
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alabama judge starts wearing Ten Commandments on his robe. Here we f*cking go again
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Greek police surround hijacked bus near Athens
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(Tallahassee.com)
 
 
 
If you're planning on dealing drugs, pick a better spot than the sheriff's front lawn
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Tue December 14, 2004
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Producers insure theatre actor's penis for £1million, so he can dip his wick in a cup of tea
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Women with breast implants have higher suicide risk, more fun at parties
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Perenial cheapskate Star Jones stiffs gardening company on $7189.20 bill. The Smoking Gun is there
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Blockbuster to eliminate late fees next year. Keep your copy of "Stop, or My Mom Will Shoot" for as long as you like
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man puts on Osama Bin Laden mask, grabs pellet gun and jumps out at drivers to scare them as a joke. What could possibly go wrong?
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(eBay)
 
 
 
The perfect companion piece to any grilled cheese sandwich: The cheese and cocktail smokies nativity scene
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(WTKS)
 
 
 
For a prize: Photoshop this old guy and his spiffy ladder. Submit your image to this site, winner gets a spiffy ladder
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Twin sisters both give birth to sets of twin boys on same day
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Survivor of Columbine High School shooting dies in Iraq
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dimebag Darrel to be buried in Kiss Kasket
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(Slash Dot)
 
 
 
Virtual Island sells for $26,500 in real dollars
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Somehow, Fark user No. 200,000 slipped by us on Friday while we were having a few cold ones. Congrats to sirphobos21, who hasn't logged in since Friday, either -- Drew
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Children's baseball parks being renamed so that they aren't associated with the major league pitcher who got busted with an ugly hooker
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Fitness experts want Fat Albert film to change its name to Morbidly Obese Albert
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Kevin Costner steals babies
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Darwin, poetic justice and karma, all in one story: Man hit by the bus he threw a brick at
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Cuba displays a show of military force not seen since the 1960s, using miliatary equipment not seen since the 1960s
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Louisiana town awaits telephone age. Seriously
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Store owner amazed that people find his "Save a Hunter, Shoot a Hmong" bumper sticker offensive
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(WSIL-TV Carterville)
 
 
 
Police apologize after arresting 10-year girl on charge of carrying scissors to school in the first degree
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Short shoppers up in arms about new carts redesigned for taller shoppers. Unfortunately they were standing behind the new carts so only the tips of their fingers waving could be seen
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Stage for sale. Yes, a stage. Used once, by Janet Jackson, last February. Maybe you saw it a thousand times?
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(Some Rod Rubber)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker's friend rubbing a rod. Difficulty: No phallic... oh, never mind
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(LGN)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a 30- or 60-second commercial for an airline that caters to overweight passengers
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
World's tallest bridge opens in France, awaits destruction by next invading army
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Man asks court for exemption from child pornography laws so that he can reclaim naked pictures of himself as a child
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(SprintPCS)
 
 
 
Verizon makes bid for Sprint. Can you hear the monopoly now?
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(NOLA.com)
 
 
 
Louisiana judge suspended for a year after wearing blackface, prison jumpsuit, afro wig and handcuffs at a party
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(News24)
 
 
 
Japanese Santas have trouble pronouncing "Ho Ho Ho" correctly. Will be taught by famous Japanese mambo musician with an official Santa degree
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tom Wolfe wins bad sex award: "But the hand that was what she tried to concentrate on, the hand, since it has the entire terrain of her torso to explore and not just the otorhinolaryngological caverns."
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Christmas puddings to blame for flaming holidays
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
You're too late if you wanted to buy Ed Harris' smelly socks
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(This Is London)
 
 
 
Teen kills friend after he refused to get out of his dog's favorite chair
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(Some savior)
 
 
 
Merry freakin' Christmas: Photoshop your own updated nativity scene. (Link goes to example)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Geico sues Google -- refuses to let it save 15 percent or more on on car insurance
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(Local6)
 
 
 
God takes out billboard advertisement for Moe's. No comment from Lenny or Carl, but local pastor expects the Apocolypse
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For less then a cell-phone bill, you too can be lord of the manor. Move over, Sir Engelbert Humperdinck
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(Santa Fe New Mexican)
 
 
 
Man pays $20,000 in child support for non-existent child
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Officer friendly hands out 2005 Satanic sex calendar at junior high school
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian MP takes on tampon tax. It's going to be a bloody debate with no-strings-attached legislation. Government is left ragged
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Family in Georgia has bonfire, puts plastic bottle of diesel on pyre, thinking the plastic will slowly melt and gas saturate the wood below. Wanna bet the phrase, "Good idea'r, Cletus" was uttered at some point prior to mass hospitalizations
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Jumpin' Joe," WWII hero who escaped a Nazi prison camp and fought for both the Soviet and American armies, dies
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Mon December 13, 2004
(The Sun)
 
 
 
This time of year sucks when your last name is Christmas
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
EA Sports and NFLPA sign exclusive rights deal, proving yet again that in America, when a competitor to a goliath makes a better product and sells it for less (ESPN 2K series), monopoly ensues. Adam Smith and gamers everywhere surrender
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Truck carrying tapioca overturns, then is attacked by wild elephants, who apparently love tapioca
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Author puts out a book on the lamest superheroes. Golden Age Sandman is mentioned prominently. Let the nerd wars begin
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Geminids meteor shower peaks tonight, so get out there and freeze your collective asses off
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Nothing says happy holidays like a 48-foot-tall metal G. I. Joe with 4,000 feet of blinking lights
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(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop the unofficial space-shuttle repair kit
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(cbs2chicago)
 
 
 
Authorities in Chicago evict man who allegedly lived three years in a hut he had built inside one of the city's drawbridges
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(wcpo)
 
 
 
In Kentucky, you can be arrested for indecent exposure only if a cop sees you do it
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Two pregnant women go on a burglary spree in Rio. Jailarity ensues
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New York art exhibition closed because of George Bush portrait composed of monkeys
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(MTV)
 
 
 
The most hideous holiday LPs of all time
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(NBCSanDiego)
 
 
 
Psychiatrist who paid $5 parking ticket with feces-smeared bills fined $250, tells the court he needs some time to pay because he's got a lot of crap to do
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(AP)
 
 
 
McCain has "no confidence" in Rumsfeld
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Detroit paper scours country to prove lunatics lives in other states, too
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas... you know, with all the death
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Those two young women asking you to drop your trousers for a naked photo are just trying to take your wallet
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(News24)
 
 
 
UFO flying over China explodes, proving that it was NASA funded
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Reality finally comes knocking for the handful of optimistic bastards hoping there'd be an NHL season sometime this year
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Either Britney Spears bathed her unborn child in nicotine and alcohol to complete her slide from Alpha to Gamma, or she's not preggers. Jury still out
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(MSNBC)
 
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Peterson gets death penalty
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Britney purchases $180 steak for pet Chihuahua
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man publishes book making fun of those damned "family bulletins" that people send out every year
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Man snatches Sunday collection from church and runs, hilarity ensues. In other news, Catholics are fast
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Iraqi Hitler" may emerge from chaos. In other news, journalists are starting to godwin their own articles
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Pedro Martinez to sign with NY Mets, show up late for spring training
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(Zwire)
 
 
 
Man hits deer with car. Deer continues travel through front windshield, passenger compartment before exiting through rear windshield
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Apparently John Edwards was up for the presidency too, receives an Electoral Vote from Minnesota
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(WPFB)
 
 
 
*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* might be more commonplace in the future than just on big trucks and your mom backing up
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Viewer complaints prompt FCC to investigate the Summer Olympics opening dance
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
New travel guide gets you there; tells what you can see and do; nags you from passenger seat about not paying attention
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(News24)
 
 
 
Japanese men resting their heads on laps of mini-skirted foam-rubber women this Christmas. "Single men find this soothing"
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Court panel rules it's not illegal for veterinarians to tell elderly women to "rot in hell."
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
New Wonderbras recalled after constantly asploding open. "They could prove to be embarrassing"
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(Google)
 
 
 
Today's photoshop secret ingredient: Sesame Street characters
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(Green Monster)
 
 
 
Pedro Martinez terrified as MLB announces hitters may use bats to retaliate against beanings
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(NBC)
 
 
 
Woman has surgery to remove Calista Flockhart-sized tumor
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(WNBC NYC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Pelosi convicted of the most obvious murder since OJ
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Pinochet ordered to stand trial. Madonna reportedly growing a mustache for the upcoming musical based on his life
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Southbury Connecticut official calls press conference to announce he won't be shaking hands with anyone until flu season over
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Today's "man lives in home with 300 goats" story brought to you by Corinth, Vermont
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Protester attacks Posh & Beck nativity scene in London. Graham Norton statue unharmed
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Highball
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Gary Webb, Pulitzer Prize-winning reporter who attempted to link CIA to crack cocaine in L.A., dead in apparent suicide. Very strange suicide note found on front door
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(kentucky.com)
 
 
 
Six reservists court-martialed for scrounging parts from abandoned vehicles so they could complete a mission
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cold sunrise
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(1010WINS)
 
 
 
"You can't buy any better heroin in the world than you can buy in New Jersey"
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(pbs.org)
 
 
 
Why do Americans fear nuclear power?
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Christmas grotto features a beheaded Santa and impaled elves. Scrooge unavailable for comment
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(News Times)
 
 
 
Teen dance club posts freaky dance pics to Internet; learns that parents have access to Internet. too
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(Financial Times)
 
 
 
British newspaper calls Washington's Dulles Airport a "Third World hell hole"
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(retroCrush)
 
 
 
Review of dangerous toys, complete with story about the infamous hair-munching "Snacktime Cabbage Patch doll"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man using electronic key to unlock car rather surprised when vehicle explodes in his face
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Angry 87-year-old curmudgeon gets revenge on city by building fence in middle of street
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(Pop Corn King)
 
 
 
The fake butter gunk in microwave popcorn apparently now a health hazard. I wondered what killed Orville Reddenbacher. Click on this link in a Jiffy
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australia tries out the concept of "victim's compensation loans" until the emotional interest comes due
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The "burnt toast that vaguely looks like someone" phenomenon has officially hit rock bottom. The Sun is there
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(CBS 3)
 
 
 
Celebrating the splendors of male nudity in comedy song and dance might play "off-Broadway" -- but "off-Peachtree Street" is a whole different matter
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(Some astronomer)
 
 
 
Most meteors in 2004 to appear on Monday night. Most frozen skywatchers expected Tuesday morning
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Showing sudden interest in wife's feelings, Kobe Bryant threatens to go postal on Mailman
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eighty-year-old diver loses boat 10 miles offshore. Spends night in ocean, swims six miles before being found by relatives after the Coast Guard gave up
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(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Who is "Some Guy"?
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