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| Sun October 31, 2004 |
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Photoshop this Chinese construction site
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Visitors tour Ho Chi Minh's bunker, see where he ate cream of Sumyungai
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Nigerian spammer gets pwned
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To shouts of "Death to America," Iran's parliament unanimously approves bill to resume uranium enrichment
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If you live on the seventh floor of a building and are tired of waiting for the elevator, do not put up flyers telling women to lose weight by taking the stairs
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| (Some Peon) |
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Kids' castle burned by vandals, but dad is not defeated
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| (madison.com) |
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Halloween riots in Madison, WI
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First wife of Johnny Cash wants park bench he carved their names on. San Antonio says no, and removes the bench for fear of theft
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| (Some IP Thief) |
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MP3 technology officially ubiquitous: Oakley introduces MP3-playing sunglasses
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One of the best examples of Renaissance Revival architecture in Maine is safe now from ADA laws
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If you drive a bread delivery truck, do not attempt to do your own electrical wiring as toast will be the result
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| (Billings Gazette) |
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Rapper defends flashy jewelry by saying God "don't have no problem with you blinging"
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One woman's Halloween has become marred by pushy older kids who don't bother with costumes and just bang on doors demanding candy
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China closes 1600 internet cafes, imposes $18 million in fines for allowing children to play violent video games. Liberty City surrenders
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Halloween babes from Retro-Crush, maybe not safe for work
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Just in time for Halloween -- votes from beyond the grave Both sides now courting the ghost vote
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Michael Moore plans to have hundreds of cameras outside polling places in Ohio and Florida to check for voter suppression, intimidated voters
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Robots learning "robotiquette" so they can mix better with humans. Sarah Connor not convinced
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Redskins defeated by Packers 28-14 in last home game before the presidential election. Since 1936, this has predicated a loss for the incumbent
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Two men arrested for possesion of fish bombs in their underpants
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Atomic clock gets mini-makeover
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2004 Election Coverage: America flips a coin. A grimy, dirty coin with lots of lawyers contesting the flip afterwards
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After banning alchohol at the stadium, college shocked to discover that alcohol problems at the games have actually increased
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Frat shows poker face to state, gambles they're not gambling by law
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The reasons why we cross our fingers, worry about Friday 13th and more revealed including, bed-wetting: the cure for bed-wetting was to eat a fried mouse
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| (Some Astronomer) |
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The coolest pic you'll see this Halloween: The Ghost Head Nebula
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Photoshop this Boston Red Sox fan jumping from a lightpole
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UK to pump greenhouse gas under sea. Still no cure for beer farts
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Bus falls off 650-foot cliff. Probably wouldn't be a big deal except it was full of people
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| (Some Guy) |
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Old and busted: Flash mobbing. New hotness: Mobile clubbing
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Washington schools cancel Halloween after Wiccans complain of unfair portrayal
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Gun club invites public to blow away pumpkins with .50-caliber machine gun
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| (Some Guy) |
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Editor of "Bite Me" magazine quits due to abundance of sick requests from readers
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| (Some Guy) |
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Photoshop this soldier building a habitat
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Three UN election workers taken hostage in Afghanistan
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| (LA Daily News) |
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If you're a laboratory frog at California State University, don't expect dinner anytime soon
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Judge orders lawsuit records from Heinz-Kerry's dead husband's case unsealed -- says "they may be of public interest." Appeals court disagrees
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Teacher kicks student for wearing Republican shirt
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The "let's get ready to rumble" guy might give you money for tips about people he can sue for ripping off his catchphrase
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| (Some Guy) |
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When sunbathing in your driveway, make sure you don't have bad drivers coming to visit
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| (CNEWS) |
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Attempt to break the world record for the most people wearing Groucho Marx glasses at the same location falls short by 62. Close, but no cigar
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Old and busted: Recycling. New hotness: Precycling. Buy your casket now and modular units turn it into book shelves, wine rack or gun holder
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| Sat October 30, 2004 |
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Bomb squad asplodes suspicious package with water cannon. In other news, if you've lost a wrapped package containing raw chicken parts, the Nashua Police Hazardous Device Unit can point you to the splash area
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| (Some Guy) |
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Photoshop these folks enjoying their outing
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| (detnews.com) |
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Woman surprised to learn from an Islamic website that she had been kidnapped and executed in Iraq
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Man spends 10 days in hospital after being knocked off his bicycle by a magpie
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| (sundaymail) |
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Dad finds porn films recorded by previous user on family's new phone
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Scuba-diving depth record setter finds competitor's skeleton at 271 metres
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Romanian accidentally marries the wrong twin
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I-Mockery's 2004 Halloween "Choose Your Own Adventure"
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Red Sox fans just aren't used to winning. Pedro Martinez beaned with baseball during victory parade
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Kid making series of fake 911 calls on schoolbus gets pwnt by phone's GPS. Your honor student wants an analogue cell phone
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| (Some Pumpkin) |
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Insta-photoshop: Help this polar bear celebrate Halloween
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Maze Garden: Can you beat it?
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Chef figures out how to lose weight eating pork knuckles, sauerkraut and beer
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Third time's a charm for police ordering couple to stop having sex in middle of busy shopping district
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Businessman didn't appreciate two-inch lizard cooked and served as in-flight meal
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| (Some Guy) |
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Photoshop this Russian man, his ferry and his one arm. Difficulty: No "in Soviet Russia" jokes, source is from 1909
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me three times, props to Fark
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Eight marines killed BEFORE the assault on Fallujah
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Woman drives drug-dealers off her block; discovers she can't afford to live in low-crime neighborhood
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| (Business Week) |
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Business Week's Amey Stone offers advice on how to vote your pocketbook/wallet. Bush v. Kerry. (pretty fair analysis)
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"Sekkrit Service" visits LiveJournal user in her home after prayer threat
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Puckheads now have a college course on hockey literature. Taught in Canada, of course
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Americans losing faith in the election process thanks to Republicans and Democrats. Your democratic republic wants a real choice
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Portland police chief uses his disfigured face to promote bicycle helmets (with pic)
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"Jack Nicholson admits that he once stopped making love to a woman to eat an entire apple pie before returning to bed for more sex"
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| (Some Guy) |
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What will Fark and Farkers be like in the year 3000?
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| (Ocala Star-Banner) |
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High school's rival rap groups rumble; sentenced to perform West Side Story for school. Acronym solving hint: The story takes place near Ocala
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| (The Daily Telegraph) |
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Man gives up law for billion-dollar gambling career
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| (Some Flash Game) |
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A fun way to wear down your mouse
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In his continuing quest to destroy everyone's childhood memories of Star Wars, Lucas plans to... (spoilers)
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Gutenberg may not have been the creator of Europe's first printed book. Still held responsible for "Police Academy" movies
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New gel improves female sexual arousal. Here comes the, uh...
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AudioEdit an agitated and cranky play-by-play sports announcer
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Yahoo's top 10 dead money-earners
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Want to see Iraq? Here are some pics from a TFarker who is currently stationed there
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| (Stuff Magazine) |
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With Paris reaching full capacity, check out this new Hilton (sfw)
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Ten resume secrets
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Snoop-Dog to cover "Riders on the Storm." Is it too late to modify the list of 10 worst covers?
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| (Entertainment Weekly) |
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Schwarzenegger would like to be able to run for president. Believes only he can terminate terrorism
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| (Some Horny Farker) |
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The perfect specimen. I wouldn't kick her outta bed for eating crackers
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| (Some Guy) |
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Photoshop this Farker's daughter on an ostrich
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| (ONN) |
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Man carves out his marriage proposal in a soybean field. It seems she does like farmers
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Eighty-one accused witches, along with their cats, officially pardoned... hundreds of years after they were executed
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Scottish company to develop "more natural feeling" breast implants
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Swedish study links tooth loss to memory loss. Think of your teeth as little USB drives
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| Fri October 29, 2004 |
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Saudi newspaper identifies coin as an ancient relic, even though it is inscribed "Puerto Rico"
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Service dog dials 911 after owner falls out of wheelchair, unlocks door when police arrive
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Osama bin Laden transcript
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People with cell phones but no land line are messing with pollsters' heads
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Couple charged after their contribution to a Special Olympics charity parade involved a topless woman, strewn with Christmas lights, spanking a man's bare ass as their boat made its way down the Seneca River
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| (Some Guy) |
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Photoshop this gal standing in a nickel pot
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To determine if her copyright was violated by porn site, Croatian pop star wants home sex movie shown in court
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Unable to find farmer's market in city, SUV flips, lands in crowd gathered to mourn at funeral home
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Germany considering never-ending version of Big Brother that will follow people to their deaths
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Red Sox win throws curve to Farrelly Bros. movie
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New York journalist wants to make it clear: He is not having a sexual relationship with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky. The Smoking Gun is there
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| (Carib PR Wire) |
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Cuba offering six years of medical school free -- including tuition, room and board, books and spending money -- to American students. Cigars still can't come home with you
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| (Billings Gazette) |
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Partially nude drunk woman on horseback leads police on bizarre chase (with SFW picture goodness )
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Re-creation of the conversation between Bill O'Reilly and the woman who sued him for sexual harassment in low-budget cartoon format. Yes, he really does say 'falafel'. Probably not safe for work
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| (Daily Times) |
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Sticky situation develops after man attaches condom with superglue
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| (Some Guy) |
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Family vacation to Southern California includes naked, drug-addled parolee singing and frolicking in the hotel jaccuzzi
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Owner of "vicious" chihuahua ordered to carry $100k insurance policy (with pic)
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Al Jazeera TV says it will air Bin Laden video tape
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Dr. Who fan buried in Tardis coffin
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UNC Charlotte now offers music course focusing on American Idol. Underwater basket-weaving professors surrender
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Mom tries Bob Marley cure for toddler's poor sleeping and appetite. Jailarity ensues
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EMT makes a patient the buttocks of his joke (with puns)
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Apparently, it's a very good time for Satanism these days
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Only 30 percent of singles practice safe sex
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Study finds Americans are getting taller and heavier. In other news, McDonald's introduces new miracle McGrowth formula
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Top 10 scariest sports figures
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Man arrested for pointing .50 caliber anti-aircraft gun out his window (with pic)
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Iran has banned soccer players from sporting ponytails, say the little shorts make them look fruity enough
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Explosives that were stolen, then moved by the Russians, then stolen again, now destroyed by U.S. troops
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David Hasselhoff pleads no contest to DUI charge. KITT not available for comment
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"It's liberating for some women to be able to dress like a tramp for one night, guilt-free"
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Dubya dress-up. The most fun you've had since Jesus dress-up
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| (Zwire) |
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Fark car rental tips: Before returning your rental car, check for unexplainable dents, top off gas tank, remove loaded gun
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| (Some Guy) |
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Photoshop items for sale at FarkerImage stores. Difficulty: Has to be more useless than the stuff that SharperImage *actually* sells
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John Kerry's cousin was a "close friend" of Lee Harvey Oswald. Adjust your tinfoil hat back, and to the left
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Brazilian legislator wants to make it illegal to give pets human names
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Naked car thief captured. Apparently removed his clothing in an attempt to improve his odds of escape over the electric fence
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"I am willing to stake my scientific reputation to the statement that Bush was wearing something under his jacket during the debate," says an international authority on image analysis
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| (Some Guy) |
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If you don't want people driving cars into your store, don't call it Target
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At long last, people can now learn how common their name is in Norway
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It's the Homestar Halloweeen toon. Wanna bob for turduckens?
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If you misplaced 36 explosive cannonballs 139 years ago, you're really old. Also, some dude found your cannonballs
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Theme: Everything's better with cheese
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John Kerry is tied to our Vietnamese enemies in more ways than you'd think
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Department of Homeland Security: Securing your right to a legal Rubik's Cube
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Japanese company making dog-collar digital camera. Includes pic of dog looking absolutely thrilled to be wearing it
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O'Reilly sex case settled for undisclosed amount of money, three falafels
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Mel Gibson is more than a little hurt that Arnold Schwarzenegger hung up on him and won't return his calls
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Restaurant owner blames crisis on public's poor taste, unwillingness to pay ridiculous prices for ridiculous foods
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Video evidence shows that the weapons were lost after the Iraq invasion
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Today's "burglar falls asleep while robbing house" story brought to you by Glen Ridge, NJ
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Student suspended after making cannabis-laced muffins in cooking class
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Cher song dropped from movie soundtrack after test audiences laughed at it
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Judge wipes out couple's loan debt due to extortionate interest rates
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| Thu October 28, 2004 |
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Metals-plant employee fashions his own sword at work, proceeds to nearly decapitate co-worker. There can be only one
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Nude Kate Moss painting: Opening bid, £3.5 million
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Retired cop's pistol goes off prematurely. Victim dies in flurry of innuendo
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Chicken Little 2004: "The sky is falling, oh wait that is just a 100-pound piece of a Delta aircraft falling on a mobile home"
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Woman digs up dead ex-boyfriend, ignores "Born On" date and guzzles beer that was buried with him
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Difficult game -- move the electron
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FBI investigating Halliburton no-bid contracts
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All your Star Wars toys are new again. Except now Luke's a hobbit and Obi-Wan has a tiny head
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Photoshop this guy and his not-so-subtle glance
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Target, Wal-Mart forcing Salvation Army to curtail bell ringers
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Salvador Dali's former assistant convicted of marring one of the master's paintings. In surrelated news, your steak wants dog
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Peoria will never live down its reputation as a cowtown as long as its police force is chasing 1,200-pound steers through the streets with shotguns and Glocks
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Unusually high number of drunks need rescuing from river. Well, it would be unusual if we weren't talking about Dublin...
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Toddler rescued from minivan after being buried by landslide for four days
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Apples now have virus. Doctors rejoice, can no longer be kept away
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Chicago to allow Sunday liquor sales to begin earlier to allow Bears and Cubs fans the opportunity to dull the pain before games more easily
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Electoral shedding -- not a disease affecting poll workers, but a way John McCain could actually become president after an electoral-college tie
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New York Daily News to Red Sox: "See You In 2090"
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Norwegian hotel guest finally pays bill 24 years later
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Testing baby's umbilical-cord blood for allergy risk leads new wave of procedures that make people want to hurl
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Man plans to circumnavigate the United States on recumbent bike
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Twins score perfect 3200 on SAT
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Bush giving The Finger
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European consumers ignore most famous U.S. brands
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Theme: Photoshop real-life situations or people with Fark tags enabled. Difficult: No politicians with the "Dumbass" tag
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U.S. to use new type of nuclear submarine to battle terrorism
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Landmark study finds that one-third of Australians cannot squat to pee
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Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino named 50 greatest living movie stars. In an final display of greatness, Marlon Brando managed to take Fifth, despite being dead
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Bush and Kerry will appear on ESPN's "SportsCenter" on eve of election. En fuego
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Like to host a Fark party in your town? Keep track of interest and planning on the Fark Parties link on the left column
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Stick a fork in the Grand Forks missing fork case. It's done
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Nice picture of Titan taken by Cassini
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Movie based on a "For Dummies" book in the works
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Man sitting down to watch football game sees his missing dog invade pitch, chase ball for five minutes in front of crowd of 60,000 (with pics of pitch invasion)
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JeffK returns. English majors everywhere surrender
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Feed the homeless, get free porn. Win/win (turn down your sound)
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The 10 worst cover songs ever
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In what will surely be the news highlight of your day, New York has chosen its new streetlight design
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Expert says that it is good for students to get regularly plastered, as long as they sober up after graduation
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Dining hall at Rutgers University burns down
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Scientists ponder a genetically targeted weapon 22 years after Frank Herbert scared the bejeebers out of us with "The White Plague"
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Professional car-theft ring only targets $80,000 Mercedes E-Class cars that they quietly lift onto the back of a flatbed -- frequently right out of the owners' driveways
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Celebrities and their bra size
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Arafat's condition improves, says doctors, lawyers, anti-tank missiles and several midget clowns who goosed the nurses
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MSPaint up a cheesy halloween greeting. Link goes to inspiration
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President of Turkmenistan to build ice chateau in the desert
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Queer Eye for the workplace
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Hungary bans sale of paprika. George Soros to start $24 million ad campaign to protest
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Marsellus Wallace to be Kojak. Hard, pipe-hitters expected go to work on homes here with pair of pliers, blow torch and lollipops
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Excuse me officer... what should I do about the dead woman in the freezer?
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| (Some Guy) |
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New type of vehicle -- half motorbike, half helicopter
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Prepare your iron stomach now: Busch Gardens releases info on their new coaster
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Fishing for camels frowned on by the RSPCA
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Unemployed couple stops bank robbery while applying for a job
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7-Eleven employee receives $711 bonus for having baby that weighed seven pounds, 11 ounces
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Woman charged with grand theft for stealing 78 campaign signs, because obviously they're each worth over $38.46
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The perfect body? (Not safe for work)
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| Wed October 27, 2004 |
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Red Sox win World Series for first time since 1918
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Freddie Prinze, Jr. gets a TV deal. Yes, when you think charisma, you think Freddie Prinze, Jr.
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Brewer eliminates middle man, starts its own fraternity
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Today's photoshop secret ingredients: Milk and cookies
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Shopping cart, buggy or trolley?
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Official Game Four baseball discussion thread: Watch the end of the curse or, alternatively, the beginning of the annual Red Sox collapse
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Ambulance arrives outside Arafat's Ramallah compound. Three Jordanian doctors, four Egyptian lawyers, eight anti-tank rockets and a dozen midget clowns spill out
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Detroit Pistons to award 2004 NBA Championship ring to fan via online drawing
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George W. Bush voted this year's top film villain
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4.5 Scariest DnD Monsters. Your dog fails to save vs. fear
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World's largest BBQ may have been held 65 million years ago. Texas demands recount
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Man sings 1,000 karaoke songs over 81 hours for charity; sets second record by avoiding "You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'"
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GM hopes new smaller Hummer will attract men comfortable with small penis size
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And so it begins. Steinbrenner summons his executives to Tampa for strategy meeting, execution
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Red Sox may continue to make history by becoming only team to win World Series during total lunar eclipse. The Bambino surrenders
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Neighbor foils armed apartment invasion with samurai sword
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New super-bug invading health clubs. Was a scrawny bacterium when it started, but now it's lookin' HUGE
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Parts of Disneyland to undergo renovation to restore them to Walt's original vision
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Genetical engineers develop hypoallergenic cats. Your dog wants opposable thumbs
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Flight attendant grounded by Delta Airlines over "risque" blog pics (with SFW pic)
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Michigan State University students brawl over hamster. Jailarity ensues
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British couple beat up new neighbors for refusing a wife swap. Scary pic included
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Long lost unreleased Ed Wood film "Necromania" found in warehouse hidden in a box of old cashmere sweaters
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Early thread for World Series discussion, for those of you that have no time to post during the game. Play-by-Play thread to commence in 4 hours
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Scientists find skeleton of slightly overweight but cute in the face hobbit
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Current Miami Dolphin football player goes to team-sponsored Halloween Party dressed as Ricky Williams
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Flor-i-DUH has lost ballots, again
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Norway would like fighter pilots to please stop buzzing their passenger planes
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Farker DslainteC's mom is turning 80. Photoshop photos of her for a gift photo album
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"How many more of these semi-nude, auto-tuned, reverb-drenched, triple-vocal-tracked, sex-obsessed... dancers, with belly buttons more impressive than vocal ability, do we have to put up with before the whole thing implodes?"
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Gardener finds Roman-era magic charm in bag of topsoil
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Man offers Katherine Harris a ride in his Caddy. Err, under his Caddy
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Australian man allowed to claim $220K deduction on his taxes because someone stole his drug money
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Vacationing British bobby opens a can of barehanded whoop-ass on NYC stabbing suspect
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Nebraska recruiting residents in Denver
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Photoshop this girl starting a sand sculpture
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Top 15 Biblical ways to get a wife
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Billboard Magazine releases cell-phone ringtone chart
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Old coot is hacked off over TV spot that says, "Friends don't let friends drive old." Old coot wants Matlock reruns back
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Supermarket fined £5,000 for claiming their mangoes cure cancer
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Man failed to earn military honors, medals, while working in food-service industry
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Small Australian town plans to use helicopters to herd bats from one belfry to another. Here comes the crackpot science
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Alligator found swimming with knife stuck in head. Paul Hogan unavailable for comment (pics)
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"By introducing new flavors, then taking them away..." New Pepsi Spice -- it's where they hide the heroin
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Two Highway Patrol officers under investigation for writing suspicious tickets. Turns out there was a dead giveaway
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Town refuses three-percent pay raise for police, loses much more in revenue from police writing warnings instead of tickets
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Vandals attempt to steal gigantic ornamental molar from dentist's office. Police hoping witnesses will come forward to tell the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth
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Job listing for "Air Force Reserve Intelligence" spells "intelligence" wrong
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In a plot to move the Irish to Mars, scientists find potatoes to be "key" to living on other planets
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| (Some Guy) |
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Finally, a "girl next door" with no fake boobies (not safe for work)
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| Tue October 26, 2004 |
| (Some Guy) |
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Incredibly addictive time waster -- toss the paper in the bin
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FBI ends Mafia burial ground dig. The search for Jimmy Hoffa lives on
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Bill Buckner, hiding out in Idaho, hopes the Red Sox will win so militant fans will leave him and his family alone
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When playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, be sure to listen to Wil Wheaton on WCTR
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| (Some Guy) |
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Prince Harry was in a "scuffle" with a photographer. P-shop the last thing the camera saw
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| (Some Guy) |
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How much impact do you think Ralph Nader will have on the election?
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| (Some Guy) |
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sorry bout the drought, here's some boobies for you (NSFW -- link fixed)
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U.S. marshall gets $174,000 a year to pick up his dry cleaning, speed in government-issued car
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Woman steals neighbors campaign signs to save him from homeowners' association fines
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Hello police? Get over here right away. My wife won't have sex with me
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Screw my $2.9-million-a-year NHL salary, I'll play for $500 a week in my hometown because I love playing hockey
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Man pledges love to 15-year-old by mailing her father his pinkie. Twice
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World Series Game Three tonight -- here's the official Fark discussion thread
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Lee Malvo gets life in prison without parole
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Judge throws party for man before sentencing him to life in prison. Festivities included cake, balloons, tossed salad
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Stem cells could be used to restore damaged vision. Your seeing-eye dog wants unemployment insurance
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Buddhist monks prove that, in a world of increasing social, religious and cultural divides, beer and boobies are still the universal language
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In an effort to annoy people more efficiently, candidates are now zooming door to door on Segway scooter
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Twenty-one-year-old starts presidential campaign for year 2020
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Supermarket spends two years developing a lettuce you can grow in the kitchen
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Asshats steal mercury to play with it. Even dip a cigarette in it. Cause evacuation of over 100 people
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| (Some Student) |
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According to Stanford soph coed, "The pyramid order of dorm essentials goes oxygen, pizza, caffeine, condoms"
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Hackers shakedown website owners for "protection" money. Bruno and his ballbat just went digital
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Life-sized elephant sculpture made entirely from household junk (with pics)
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Florida hurricanes expose pirate treasure on beach, Arrrrr
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Middle school PE teacher uses heart monitor on students to weed out, flunk slackers
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Intruder attacks father and daughter with pepper spray. Father sprays intruder with lead
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Grand Forks authorities want forkin' thieves of six-foot-tall fork to fork it over
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Couple borrow $10,576 for home improvements, unwittingly incur $695,719 in late payment penalties. Now may lose house
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Taiwan debate devolves into foodfight
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Rise in picnic-basket theft in Maryland prompts first bear hunting in 50 years
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U.S. elections to become most expensive elections in history
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Theme: Rejected Jon Stewart guest appearances
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Boston police, who killed an innocent girl during the playoffs, promise a tougher crowd-control policy for the World Series: "We're going to go in and take them out"
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Hospital error results in breast-feeding mixup. Hilarity ensues
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AudioEdit the job interview for Vanna White's inevitable replacement
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Don't let your child swallow two magnets at the same time. One is okay
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Arizona school district wants to start random drug tests on all seventh-graders. "It's crucial to hit them at that age"
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Brett Favre's wife has breast cancer
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Legendary radio DJ John Peel dies age 65. The world of music weeps
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Pursuing every actor's secret dream, man punches leading lady in face, beats up director
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Having solved all other crimes, Californian authorities now cracking down on motorists "drunk" on herbal tea
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One year after retroCRUSH published "The 100 Scariest Movie Scenes," Bravo TV airs an "original" five-part special on the same subject
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Theme: Tribute to half-cliches. They didn't quite make the cut
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Of all the ways you can possibly screw up a skydive jump, this one takes the cake
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Green slave girls? A connection revealed between Khan and Data? Looks like "Enterprise" might finally be getting it, about three years too late
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| (College Humor) |
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Farker Lukket's photoshop from a Fark PS contest shows up on CollegeHumor (site NSFW)
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America's Cup yacht crashes into the Sydney Opera House
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| (Some Guy) |
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Twenty-one ways to hook up with a model
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Cat wanders into substation and sends a community into a blackout. Cat last seen fleeing the scene, people are asked to be on the lookout for a cat with a burned ass
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You know those 380 metric tons of explosives that are missing because George Bush "failed" to secure them, well they actually went missing before US troops entered Iraq (Updated link)
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| (Some Progressive) |
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Nader: The voice of reason
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Violent crimes down. Urge to punch people in the face over standard TCP/IP still rising, however
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| Mon October 25, 2004 |
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"This regiment beat Napoleon, beat the Kaiser and beat Hitler." Legendary Scottish fighting force sent to Iraq
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Google looks to stump the geeks in recruiting drive
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Teen runs for agriculture post with grass-roots campaign against 77-year-old seeking record 10th term
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Naked man chased from pumpkin patch
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Baby sign language helps baby's IQ. Your infant wants some teat
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| (Some Guy) |
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Photoshop Jaques-Louis David's "Death of Socrates"
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John Deere, iRobot team up to make semi-autonomous battlefield lawnmower that hates Will Smith (with pic)
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Given the choice, Britons would elect Homer Simpson president, thus confirming that the rest of the world thinks we are bumbling fools
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Right/left-handed: Indian man writes in different languages while using both hands simultaneously
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| (Some Guy) |
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Scientists create the thinnest fabric possible, "graphene," which is only one molecule deep. Mmmmm... boobies under graphene
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| (University of Nijmegen) |
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Netherlands scientists levitate frog with magnets. France ascenders
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| (LA's Goofiness Central) |
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Only $25 to take the Kabbalah course, "Evil Eye: How to Avoid It"
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NY attorney general Eliot Spitzer plans big crackdown on music-industry payola. In other news, RIAA clogs NY court system with thousands of new P2P lawsuits, figures it'll be 2014 before any other civil actions can make it to trial
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Midway Games in Mortal Kombat to avoid Pac Man-style death
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Latest Mexican hot rod craze: souped-up Geo Metros
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Fifteen-year-old battles for a woman's right to go topless anywhere a man can go topless. You go, girl
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Anna Kournikova undresses for Enrique Iglesias (with a pic)
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Lobbyists weren't liked in 1882, either
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| (How Stuff Works) |
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How glow sticks work. The Cheat unavailable for comment due to being grounded
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| (Some Guy) |
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Armed robber interrupts ultimate fighter's lunch. "Do you want Karate?" ensues
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Californians don't have a damn clue about what to do with that damn dam that doesn't do a damned thing, dammit
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Back in the day, naughty students got sent to detention. Now naughty students get sent to Aquarium School
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They may be in German, but they're the funniest hardware commercials ever
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Ashlee Simpson's blown music bit from this past SNL
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Oral sex in moving car: 73 percent. Sex with guy while roommates there: 69 percent. Lesbian experience: 52 percent. Threesome: 46 percent. Revealing secrets of college girls interviewed by Maxim. We all know the sort of girls Maxim interviews
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| (Some Guy) |
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Oil prices head higher due to fears of strike by Norwegian shipping company. In other news, oil companies report running out of made-up stuff to drive prices higher
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Not to be outdone by a custom aircraft shop in California, Brazil launches own rocket
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| (Some Guy) |
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"Punisher 2" being made, in spite of UN sanctions and condemnation from Amnesty International and the Foundation to Eradicate Remakes of Dolph Lundgren Movies
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As a kid, you're not allowed to touch -- so Nintendo's genius marketing campaign involves a sexy woman asking the children to "come play and touch"
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In a flip-flop that surprised none of his supporters, Kerry's claim to meeting with Security Council members prior to vote has been proven false
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Two dead at Arby's. Oven mitt sought for questioning
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Voter intimidation tactics reach a fever pitch as election day draws closer
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Trucker stays in control of 78,000-pound vehicle after being hit in face by bullet
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| (sublimedirectory.com) |
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TFer ManCalledFoot's "Jesus Heals the Red Sox" Photoshop entry from October 14th makes the Sublime Directory's "Picture of the Day" (ad nsfw)
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| (Some Guy) |
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What's the hottest hot sauce you've ever directly applied to your tongue?
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| (Some Guy) |
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Theme contest: Photoshop a Fark-related Sunday morning comic strip
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Na = Sodium. K = Potassium. Here come the explanations
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Supreme Court Chief Justice Rehnquist hospitalized with thyroid cancer
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The outcome of Washington Redskins games has correctly predicted the winner of every U.S. presidential election since 1936
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| (Florida Today) |
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NASA to launch DART, a robotic spacecraft capable of docking with other satellites without human assistance. HAL unavailable for comment
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| (The Star) |
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Malaysians crack down on early store openers: "We know of a chicken-rice seller in Chukai who opens for business early and we will go after him"
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| (Some Guy) |
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380 metric tons of explosives are missing in Iraq. George Bush in charge of sentry duty, fails America again
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| (GolfWeb) |
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The hundred best golf courses in the world
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Puppetween: Homestar vs. Little Girl, Part 2
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New plague-like disease caused by glowing insect
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Waterproof MP3 player uses "bone conduction technology" to transfer sounds through your cheekbones. In other news, use of bone puns on Fark skyrockets
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| (WKOW) |
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Police finally catch some asshats vandalizing cars. In other news, the police chief's unmarked car got vandalized
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Dead trees vital for forest life
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| (The Evil Overlord) |
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Strange Microsoft Knowledge Base articles
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| (Some 2LT) |
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Army Engineer Class 10-04 needs YOU for their company flag design and motto. Last motto: We've upped our standards, now up yours
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| (Some Guy) |
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Lunar eclipse to make an appearance in World Series Game Four. Hopes to add power to the current lineup
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New York's subway system will turn 100 years old on Wednesday
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Divers swim 25 feet below the surface for pumpkin-carving contest
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GOP chairman: "Stop scaring young people into voting by talking about the draft, or we'll kick your ass." Rock the Vote: "Go fark yourself"
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Kids flood school to get out of exam
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