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Sun October 17, 2004
(PopCap)
 
 
 
Too slow to beat level 13. Try to reach the end!
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Bottles of Newcastle Brown Ale are to carry health warnings. Most drinkers will memorize them for use in bar bets
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ten things you should never buy new
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this garden of cone trees
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(vheadline)
 
 
 
Tallest building in Caracas, Venezuela in danger of collapse. Department of Infrastructure's sprinkler system not working, helicopters battle blaze
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
IMDB Poll of the Day: Which of these zany TV scientists do you think has the best chance at world domination?
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(KIROTV)
 
 
 
School throws whiskey fundraiser
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Disney used feng shui in designing Hong Kong Disneyland. Your chakra wants to ride Thunder Mountain
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(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Ten things you should never buy used
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(Jacskonville.com)
 
 
 
Researchers want to know where fish go during hurricanes. Here comes the ichthyology
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
A Halloween must: Contact lenses that let you look like lizards, cats, aliens or Marilyn Manson
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ninjas vs. witchdoctors: China sends riot police to Haiti. Huh?
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Topless bars fight cancer
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(BBC)
 
 
 
British supermarket bans teenagers from buying eggs
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(Fairbanks Daily)
 
 
 
From the "Things you only see in Alaska" department: A bull moose hanging by its antlers from an electrical power line in the middle of the wilderness
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(Workshop in Austria)
 
 
 
Photoshop these men being proud of science gone wrong
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Turn your old beater into a batmobile. Next up: New show called "SuperPimp My Ride"
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(Newark Advocate)
 
 
 
The new Miss Licking County is a cutie (pic)
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Russia and Georgia on verge of war. Florida watching situation closely
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
One thouand Green Berets from Colorado heading to the Middle East. Army would have sent them earlier, but couldn't find them because of that damn camouflage
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(SomeGirl)
 
Weeners
 
This cowboy is definitely up. (Not safe for work)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
NY Times, Boston Globe and Dayton Daily News endorse John Kerry for president
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Mom tries to visit son in jail, gets to stay after officers find bags of cocaine and meth in her pockets
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(Nvidia)
 
 
 
We asked for more Swedish Gaming Girl pictures -- here they are
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Get peace and quiet at 40,000 feet -- methods to avoid chatty fliers
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Principal charged with assault after cutting a student's hair and walking off with it
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(Channel News Asia)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by the U.S. crashing a space probe in the desert, China crashes their satellite through a villager's house
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Coke brand takes over parts of the brain that Pepsi can't reach. Here comes the brain scan
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Martha says everyone's "really nice" where she is
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Farker's Dad for his 50th birthday. Difficulty: No Grim Reaper
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(NBC 15)
 
 
 
Food stampede in Alabama, National Guard to carpetbomb with government cheese
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists to use microwave radiation to dissipate hurricanes, cook people
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Google's new desktop search is valuable, but creepy
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Coming soon to a maternity ward near you: Babies with three parents. Oedipus surrenders
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(Look at this)
 
 
 
Soccer kama sutra. Not safe for work
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Hell hath no fury like an ex-girlfiend and her two friends armed with sticks, except for maybe the new girlfriend armed with a knife
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man fined $110 for dropping a used match in the street
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Sat October 16, 2004
(Fark)
 
 
 
Ninety-nine boobies links on TotalFark in the past 48 hours. What else are you missing? Bring a friend to TotalFark
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(WSIL-TV Carterville)
 
 
 
$50,000 show dog stolen. Your dog wants LoJack
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Leg found floating at foot of bridge
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(WBAL)
 
 
 
Ninety-five cars in multiple accidents shut down I-95. Cleanup expected to take 95 hours and cost $95 million
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"We cannot simply suspend or restrict civil liberties until the War of Terror is over, because the War on Terror is unlikely ever to be truly over. September 11... cannot be the day liberty perished in this country"
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Theme: What if the designers of Halle Berry's craptacular Catwoman costume botched other superhero costumes?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Day before yesterday, man watches"The Day After Tomorrow," then burns down his home
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Angry old guy smashes up police car with his crutch after being told it wasn't a taxi
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
After lost teeth, school district no longer will have activities involving "high-pressure water"
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Ukrainian prime minister stages free striptease show for voters to convince them to reelect him
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(WGAL)
 
 
 
George W. Bush, while campaigning in battleground state of Pennsylvania, makes unscheduled stop... to rob a bank
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Jogger acquitted of race charge for spitting on his Asian neighbor's BMW during morning runs
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(whitehaven-news.co.uk)
 
 
 
Baby Loch Ness-like monster washes to shore, with photos
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Descendants of Crazy Horse want Paris strip club "Crazy Horse" to change their name. Changing name to "Dances With Whores" thought to be more acceptable
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
St. Marys College duped into thinking it was getting $121-million anonymous donation, builds building before getting the check. Hilarity ensues
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(chinadaily.com.cn)
 
 
 
Westerners have been brainwashed into thinking that their culture is the best
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
"The Germans accidentally helped start one of the week's marquee events: The Kona Underpants Run"
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(News Messenger)
 
 
 
Ex-carny worker meets his love at a homeless shelter. They get married in the creepiest ceremony possible. (Strange pic included)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Swedish Bikini Team. New Hotness: Swedish Girl Gamers (with pic) (Need more Swedish girl gamer pics please)
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Cow leads police, firefighters and animal control officers on really, really low-speed chase
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(Herald Net)
 
 
 
Freak dancing divides school
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
UK government gives farmer £40k to produce spring-water ice cubes
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Learn how to make Halloween brownies from two mutant chefs
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Substation sprayed with a garden hose, on purpose
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture of Jesus healing the blind. Difficulty: Grainy pic
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Intel tries to kick the speed habit
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Wheelchair takes advantage of teen's gaming skills. Doctors refuse to outfit it with BFG9000
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Huge brawl erupts in school lunchroom
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Retired lighthouse keeper's 11 goldfish stolen. Police searching for Andrew, Liam, Lewis, Cameron, Phoenix, McCauley, Struan, Libby, Emma, Shaun and Neave
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(Some Disgruntled Convalæscent)
 
 
 
More than you ever needed to know about self-defence with a cane (pics)
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(AP)
 
 
 
"John Cleese's Wine for the Confused" to take the snobbery out of wine appreciation. Unfortunately, it fails to mention the best wine to have with spam
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(iFilm)
 
Video
 
Video from yesterday's John Stewart appearance on CNN's Crossfire where he calls the guy with the bowtie a dick (among other things). Don't miss, it's hilarious
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(CBS Marketwatch)
 
 
 
U.S. government hits $7.4 trillion credit limit. Treasury to ask Congress for a credit line increase, cash advance. Your millionaire still needs a tax cut
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Since nothing I submit is ever greenlighted, photoshop my hideous dog. He likes beer and wants steak -submitter
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(The Bemusement Park)
 
 
 
A complete guide to picking a college major. Why everybody doesn't major in public administration, I'll never know
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Fri October 15, 2004
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: If insects ruled the world...
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(Fark)
 
 
 
AudioEdit what the "Can you hear me now?" guy hears from the other end. Difficulty: SFW
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(Hunkin's Experiments)
 
 
 
How to make your tongue into a battery, and other electricity experiments for you to kill yourself... er try at home
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sarah Ferguson to pose nude for charity event. The Sun will try in every way possible not to be there
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Underwear monitor warns of strokes, incontinence
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Fed Chairman Greenspan waves hand, tells us not to worry about oil. Also says these aren't the droids we're looking for
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fans send Martha Stewart money for smokes, protection
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart annihilates the Crossfire crew live on CNN. Link goes to transcript
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Men are free to put on thongs and form butt pyramids again. Hooray
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kerry falls behind Bush in latest polls. Pollster says it's because after three years on the road, Dems don't know Kerry yet. Or do they know him too well?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Twelve percent of all Belgian men would be willing to sleep with their boss to try to advance their career, compared to only one percent of women. Shorn scrotums not necessary
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Is that a Northern Snakehead in the Great Lakes, or are you just happy to see me?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The Sun does in-depth study on why short, rich men seem to date tall women. Scary pic of Mick Jagger and date included
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(Google)
 
 
 
Today's iron photoshop ingredient: Peppers
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(EHOWA)
 
 
 
How to avoid speeding tickets. (Site possibly NSFW; article just fine, though)
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(FlightAware)
 
Video
 
New funny flash Fuzzy Math created from a database of 15,000 audio samples of George W. Bush. Flame on, flame hard
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Locked out of the NHL, Chris Chelios will work on his Greek bobsledding
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(Defamer)
 
Weeners
 
Giant penis attacks Sundance offices (with pic, possibly not safe for work)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ballboys, ballgirls at tennis matches are being replaced by glamorous female models. With photo of what tennis balls are
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
If you have an outstanding warrant, it's probably not a good idea to call the police for help when you accidentally handcuff yourself
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(Pennsylvania Live)
 
 
 
"He was more embarrassed about sending the email than he was about possessing the child pornography"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
NASA's Genesis space capsule crashed in the Utah desert last month because a switch that was supposed to trigger the release of two parachutes was installed backward. That's one giant leap for mankind
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(Time)
 
 
 
Time lists Fark as an "election website"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate reviewer likes Team America when it bashes the right, but when it hits the left, well, that's unfair and just not funny, guys
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Group facing 90 days for forming thong-only human pyramid to protest Bush. Back in the pile.
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(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. government can't decide how to protect citizens from being uninformed of the dangers of launching ourselves into space. McDonald's already banned from serving coffee
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Schwarzenegger denounces both sides and refrains from campaigning
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Halloween lights with webcam where you can view and control the lights. Annoy their neighbors
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(News Channel 10)
 
 
 
Jabba the Pumpkin wins this years Giant Gourd contest at 1229 pounds (with slideshow)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Turtle attempts suicide, damaging taxi in the process
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
That guy running around with no pants who says he's locked out of his apartment? That wasn't really an accident
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(Wired)
 
 
 
It's time for reality porn
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(The Trentonian)
 
 
 
Things not to get your boss for Boss' Day: Leather underwear, resume paper, poisoned meat or an in-office subscription to "Swank"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That siren you hear may be a fireman trying to hit on you
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(Wired)
 
 
 
A tribute to spam, the meat
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man badly burned, shocked while trying to steal electrical cable
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(Times-Star)
 
 
 
Theater sure beats blowtorching the beards off elephants
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Well, to be fair, arson is easier than changing the litter box
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
According to report from Popular Science, your job is not as bad as being an Anal Wart Researcher
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this roadside sculpture
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Neck x-ray, vacuum cleaner, prosthetic leg, satellite dish: Things you may accidentally leave in the library
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Civics lesson: How the electoral college works, and why we use such a confusing system
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman pays $960 restaurant bill, gets accused of stealing teaspoon
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dickie V ranks college basketball
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(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Back to the drawing board. Photoshop rejected or unlikely prototypes
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(AP)
 
 
 
Lost pet falcon attacks goose hunter
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Public safety director nearly starts brawl by shutting down public meeting. Claims he never made a fist, never chanted, "You want a piece of me"
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(Only in Cleveland)
 
 
 
New Sewer District Building cost $18 million, complete with $130k indoor waterfall, $4k opening party. Your water bill surrenders
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
The bad news is your house was burned down by a lizard. The good news is that he saved you money on car insurance before he roasted
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Lotto Texas couldn't get their balls out in time to show them on TV
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(PCWorld.com)
 
 
 
Nearly one-in-four businesses rely on pirated software. Your boss wants immunity
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Thu October 14, 2004
(newsnet5.com)
 
 
 
Today's "Armored truck spills cash all over the interstate" story brought to you by Akron, Ohio. Show me the money
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Beer Hall of Fame location finally chosen. Reds fans finally have someplace to go in the post season
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(WGMS)
 
 
 
Official Sept. 11 report nominated for National Book Award despite awkward plot, wooden characters, absence of hot lesbian scenes
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(NBC4TV)
 
 
 
FCC will not stop "Stolen Honor" anti-Kerry program from airing. In light of imminent flame war, Drew enables "liquid cooling" for Fark server by dunking it in keg of beer
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Twelve-year-old lets workers avoiding picket line slip through backyard for a fee. Two bucks is two bucks
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Scientist teaching bacteria to eat caffeine from coffee plants
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Coast Guard boards Tiger's honeymoon yacht; discovers Mr. Woods has a WMD of his own
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Israeli PM "too fat" to wear a bulletproof vest. Fortunately, he still has attack helicopters, Uzis and Mossad
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(CorporateMofo)
 
 
 
Team America: World Police: The Corporate Mofo Review (spoilers)
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(Some freaky guy)
 
 
 
Farker went to Alaska this summer. Immortalize the occasion
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(Gillette News Record)
 
 
 
Teens offer woman insurance against being egged, toilet-papered on Halloween
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(News24)
 
 
 
Israeli police searching for 1,000 missing baby crocodiles. In related news, Palestinians unveil new suicide crocodile bomb
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man receives new heart hours after getting married. Testicles to still be kept in jar under sink
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Nude women and pasta (not safe for work)
source: pasta.agava.ru
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Newest Hawaiian Wal-Mart built on top of gravesite. Store opened with a traditional blessing and a small blond girl claiming, "They're here"
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
NBA considers no three-point shots 'till end of game. Toking up, missing practice, losing to Puerto Rico still okay
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(AP)
 
 
 
Humiliated would-be bank robber runs away after clerk laughs at him from behind bulletproof glass
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(AU. herald sun)
 
 
 
You will pay a harsh price for your perverted desire to see Beckham naked
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(NBC12 online)
 
 
 
Third grader suspended for taking butter knife to school in his lunch bag
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(Segment)
 
 
 
"Miami Vice" will be remade with Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx, with the part of Crack Addict No. 2 played by Phillip Michael Thomas
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
USDA to experiment with blueberry burgers, sunflower seed peanut butter and asparagus salsa in school lunches. In other news, McDonald's near schools report record sales
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(Google)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Fark Spin Room, where you must spin any topic other than politics. Bonus points for humor. Voting enabled
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Having solved all other crimes, San Francisco police ticketing drivers who honk to support strikers
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Tow truck driver sees girl pinned under minivan. Herolarity ensues
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(KCRA)
 
 
 
George Clooney slaps "Small Penis Onboard" bumper sticker on Brad Pitt's car
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man fights repossessor and police with petrol bombs, a barbecue lighter and a chainsaw. Because that was obviously the smartest thing to do
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(AP)
 
 
 
Former British soccer player Lloyd Scott set off Wednesday on a coast-to-coast ride across Australia on a Victorian-era bicycle dressed up as Sherlock Holmes to raise money for a leukemia charity
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Chris Rock to host Oscars. Organizers pre-emptively holding fundraisers to pay for eventual $5 billion in FCC fines
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania SPCA puts black cat adoptions on hold until after Halloween due to fears of satanic rituals
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Union leaders, in town threatened by huge job losses, quit after using membership dues to buy liquor, porn and sex toys
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
FDA approves Mark of the Beast
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(Pistonheads.com)
 
 
 
If you're planning on landing a gigantic Hercules airplane on a beach as part of an automotive journalism photography stunt, please alert the locals first
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Halo 2 leaked onto the Internet. But it's in French
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Pro sports team's cheerleader gets knocked down, groped, has to be rescued by helicopter while signing autographs at a high school
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Clinic that has no flu vaccine gives out chicken soup and packs of tissues
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this measurement
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists find cellphones increase likelyhood of ear tumours, obnoxious behaviour
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Former King of Norway was illegitimate test tube baby
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"As expected, both campaigns declared their candidate the clear victor"
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
University of Nebraska's constantly-in-trouble poster boy for problem drinking happens to be on school's anti-drinking committee. "Maybe his role is to remind us of what the problem is"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Google's new program will search your hard drive, find Sarah Conner
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(Calcutta Telegraph)
 
 
 
Husband and wife ordered to become brother and sister. Oddly enough, Kentucky not involved
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(AP)
 
 
 
Vibrating sponge duck banned in Tennessee as a sex toy
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
TSA funding choice: Cheese displays or anti-terrorism? Cheese. Huge bonuses or anti-terrorism? Bonuses (for the executives, of course). Your local terrorist wants TSA cheese
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(What Car?)
 
 
 
British safety group seeking to abolish daylight savings because it kills hundreds every year. Here comes the science
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Eric Clapton's Key to the Highway taken away after he's clocked at 216 kph
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Milwaukee Party Reminder: Oct 16th @ Landmark Lanes. (Link to original thread)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Physics professor tells class if they get out of their seats he's gonna kill them, writes "911 now" on black board
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Cheating on your partner has never been easier: "Sleep sex" is now a recognised disorder
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Silicone man boobs are all the rage in China
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these archaeologists staging their dig
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Easy Bake Oven championships taking place in NYC today. No matter who wins, the judges lose
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Ammunition plant explodes. Says mayor, "When we have the arsenal here, it's something we're always cognizant that could happen." In other news, ammunition plants are always expected to explode at some point
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sacramento nixes sex on fire engines. Backseat of your brother's firebird still okay
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(AP)
 
 
 
From the "Now we're just making shiat up" department: Prescription-drug advocates are mad at Amtrak
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Wed October 13, 2004
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you're still waiting to receive your "government issue" World Trade Center silver dollar, minted with silver recovered from Ground Zero, there's some bad news...
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Gunman holds up 11-year-old for his lunch money
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(Some Bishop)
 
 
 
If your TV mechanic tells you meet him at the airport, don't expect the bishop to show up to erase the curse of the witches. All you're going to lose is 15 million cedis...
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(DETNOW)
 
 
 
Mr. Carjacker: "Hey gimme your car." Mr. I'm Getting Gas: "Get away from me or I'll spray gas on you and light you on fire." Hilarity ensues
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Presidential Debate No. 3 discussion in this thread
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(nbcsandiego.com)
 
 
 
Sailor beaten unconscious during Chargers game. Biker, Indian and construction worker wanted for questioning
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(Some Furry Red Shark)
 
 
 
Scientists flock to New Guinea to study a "living dinosaur" that looks like a fox but has the head of a crocodile, as well as wings. It also glows in the dark and eats the dead. Yup, sounds just like a dinosaur
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(racing-live.com)
 
 
 
Popemobile no longer needs to be bulletproof. Will simply outrun bullets instead
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this kid on her tractor
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Saddam hernia operation a success. Separation of head from shoulders still pending
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man wakes up from coma, is promptly arrested
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(WISH 8)
 
 
 
UFO over Indiana frightens cows, Amish
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Peter Dinklage is a naughty lil' dwarf who doesn't need People Magazine to get the ladies
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Cat-poop coffee making the media rounds again for some reason
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Economists declare plans of both Bush and Kerry to be flawed
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(PC World)
 
 
 
Cell phones will soon be able to double as credit cards. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"While police debated what to do with the snake on the tracks, a train rumbled into the station"
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(Mlb.com)
 
 
 
Baseball discussion thread here
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
And now, the "She said" half of the O'Reilly suits. TSG is there, but don't ask where the vibrator was
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Free sample of K-Y Jelly. To go with that Guiness towel you finally got?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby koala's arrival thrills zoo, despite its being ass-ugly (with pic and video)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Republican congressman -- who condemned Janet Jackson for her boob display at Super Bowl -- is featured in a 1974 newspaper article showing him streaking
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly being asked to pay up $60 mil for trying to show off his factor
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(7 Online)
 
 
 
Today's "97 cats, seven dogs, several reptiles and a seagull" story brought to by Yonkers, New York
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Flood of passerbys rush to help when car dealership explodes. Rewarded with coffee, balloons and the gratitude of 15 survivors
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(KUSA)
 
 
 
Upon further review, turns out man whose organs were harvested before he was brain-dead was actually brain-dead for more than a day
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(Mets.com)
 
 
 
NY Mets to create their own cable network similar to Yankees' YES Network. Look for the CRAP Network in 2006, Met fans
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russia and the United States have agreed to a new lease for the U.S. ambassador's lavish Moscow residence after Russia complained he paid less than $3.00 a year
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(Daily Collegian)
 
 
 
Having your new movie equated to blending "Fame" and "Coyote Ugly" with vomit probably means you can skip plans to attend the Oscars next time around
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(IT Conversations)
 
 
 
Audio of Wil's Gnomedex performance of "Just A Geek" and "Dancing Barefoot," part one
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Fallujah resistance fraying as residents begin to realize that Zarqawi and his "extremism" brand of Islam is not good for the "genuine" insurgency. Foreign Arab beatdown ensues
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Closing arguments in murder trial of "Sausage King" features same piece of evidence for prosecution and defense. Abe Froman unavailable for comment
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(Tallahassee.com)
 
 
 
Artist who misspelled famous names on library-commissioned installation now refuses to fix mistakes, claims "the art chose the words"
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Tyra Banks models bra with 70-carat diamond mounted in between two D-cup diamonds (with pic)
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(WNBC)
 
 
 
School gives student fake gun for Civil War reenactment. Student takes gun. School has student arrested for possession of fake gun (link fixed)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
David Beckham decides to show the world how dumb he really is
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What was your favorite Fark moment (repeat for the middle o the weekers)
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(WJLA)
 
 
 
Alabama trying to abolish segregation this election year
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(NBC5)
 
 
 
Man asks Kinko's employee for help copying child porn. Jailarity ensues (with mugshot)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Americans have stopped getting heavier -- have reached the limit
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(Some Website)
 
Boobies
 
Bridget Nielsen can kick your ass. Naked (not safe for work)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"I purchased a Linksys Wireless Router from Wal-Mart on October 8th, 2004 at about 10:15 p.m."
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(Some 'O'ffice)
 
 
 
Photoshop Drew's office
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(Google Image Search)
 
 
 
Farker pepper99's wife is in the hospital recovering from surgery. Photoshop ways for her husband to pass the hours at her bedside. Difficulty: Medical equipment
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Middle school teacher arrested for child abuse after forcibly putting a student back into his seat
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Caffeine withdrawal" may officially become a mental disorder
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two Pakistani villagers killed when they open an anti-tank mine with a hammer
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
It's easy to fly off the handle when you are stressed. Here comes the science
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Winner of $87-million California lottery shot dead outside of Qwest Field. Remember: Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a bulletproof vest
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(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
Big, beautiful, buxom Jennifer Tilly (not safe for work)
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(PRNewswire)
 
 
 
Advertising urinals featuring "a waterproof anti-glare lenticular viewing display, pre-recorded audio and flashing lights" activated by motion sensors to start scaring the piss out of you in the near future
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lynndie England's baby receives an honorable, yet sticky, discharge
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Scientists digging up grave of Italian poet Petrarch find skull of woman who died before he was born
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photo of boy holding his gun banned from school yearbook (with pic). Obviously will be holding his gun on prom night
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(Bakersfield)
 
 
 
Postal workers stamp out a purse snatcher by sitting on him, sending him to jail
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Britney wants to change her last name to "Federline." Apparently "McUsedupskank" was already taken
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(AP)
 
 
 
Weapons buybacks in Baghdad are like buybacks in D.C. You sell useless weapons to suckers, and they give you cash to buy more guns
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(SBS)
 
 
 
Post-Iraq invasion looting may have put nuclear material on the black market
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian government pays $250,000 for souvenirs -- like golf balls and Christmas tree ornaments. "Screw you, taxpayer"
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Professional wrestler accused of being a little too realistic after stabbing opponent 14 times
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this C-17 Globemaster III making art out of the clouds
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fox TV network fined $1.2 million for indecency. Plans to gradually turn into a hardcore sex channel put on hold indefinitely
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Thermal imaging now shows that the top of Mount St. Helens is, like, a bajillion degrees. That's 600 degrees Celsius, for you Canadians
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Smithsonian to display 23-carat ruby. Inspector Clouseau hired to do security
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
California town offers people money for their grass
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hurricanes cut Florida orange crop by 27 percent. Winthorpe and Valentine unavailable for comment
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Town finally decides to get warning siren with battery backup after two twisters knock out power
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Tue October 12, 2004
(Mudlizard.com)
 
 
 
Coach Zook and the Gators vs. Pi Phi: A tale of idiocy
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(thehilltoponline.com)
 
 
 
McDonald's continues to lose money selling McCrap, continues making money selling franchises and collecting the rent. Customer service surrenders
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(Some Baseball Guy)
 
 
 
Red Sox vs. Yankees playoff game 1 discussion thread. Let the games begin
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this volcano in a pre-historic setting
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby, in a speech sure to be condemned by "black leaders" again, urges young black students to do well in school
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(RollingStone.com)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart wants $10 CDs, and there was much rejoicing
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Italian school bans trousers that reveal ass
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cops chase Blues Brother impersonator, wreck over 40 police cars
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mount St. Helens producing lava. Remember: When the lava approaches, duck and cover
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The seven emails you don't ever want to send from work
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(Gadsen Times)
 
 
 
As if the whole electoral college thing wasn't confusing enough, some states can split their votes
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Tourists in Australia threated by man with sword. Conor Macleod unavailable for comment
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Battlestar Galactica was a sci-fi rewrite of the Book of Mormon
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(Red vs Blue)
 
 
 
Red vs Blue, Season 3. Enjoy the doughnuts
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"High Street" among the most stolen street signs
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(Newark Advocate)
 
 
 
Sheriff's department outfits K-9s with custom body armor (with amusing photos). Your dog wants a bulletproof vest
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Scientists force quadriplegic to play Pong using wires attached to his brain. Next, scientists will discover that better games have been invented in last 32 years
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(Marietta Times)
 
 
 
Entire police force turns out to investigate robbery at McHappy's Bake Shoppe
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Scientists grow square bacteria. Hip bacteria now in the planning
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
New surgery helps alleviate Tourette's Syndrome with an implant that DAMMIT DAMMIT ASSHEAD CRAP
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(NBC10, North Andover)
 
 
 
Man pours coffee on little girl after her soda can accidentally sprays him
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Russian actors
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists claim birds and mammals--not an asteroid--are cause for extincition of dinosaurs. Here comes the pulled-out-of-their-ass science
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(KUSA)
 
 
 
Airplane hits, kills man
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Is your Nintendo Entertainment System ready to celebrate Halloween?
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Child saved from lifetime of teasing when ruling says he can't be named "@"
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Economist calls for greater cooperation to create North American economic "Tiger," says it would be "GRRRRRREAT!"
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Tornado leaves only drippy faucet (with pic). No, it wasn't Farrah
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(Some T)
 
 
 
Legendary '80's television show, "The A-Team", is headed to the big screen. I love it when a plan comes together
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(FHM (US))
 
Boobies
 
Morgan Webb, TechTV gamestress, strips down for FHM (SFW)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Caption: What this kid is thinking?
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
After discovering that some restaurants DO give a rat's ass about how food is prepared, man would like to return rat's ass
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Supreme Court to consider constitutionality of Ten Commandments displays on government land and buildings. Moses surrenders
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(Moderator thought process)
 
 
 
AudioEdit the thoughts of the person who does the greenlighting of Fark submissions
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Christopher Columbus "systematically murdered nine million indigenous people over the course of 40 years." Hope you had a good Columbus Day
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Human hand found near downtown Nashville. Cousin Itt arriving shortly
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(Some hairy guy)
 
 
 
You'll be relieved to note that a gigantic bronze statue of Sasquatch holding a case of beer gets the greenlight in a small British Columbia town
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(timesonline.co.uk)
 
 
 
Berlin Wall being rebuilt
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(loadsystems.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop these parts back together
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Russia planning fundamental experiment prior to a manned Mars mission -- just how bad six men will freak out when locked in a little steel tube together for about a year-and-a-half
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(Celebrity Justice)
 
 
 
Eminem video makes Michael Jackson ball his hands into little fists of rage
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(Cincinnati Post)
 
 
 
Kitten survives being tossed off Ohio River bridge by grabbing a girder, saved by state highway workers
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(Pittsburghlive)
 
 
 
Knuckle sandwich served at Pittsburgh diners from 2 a.m. to 4 a.m.
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
College students abuse "free bike" program
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(Airliners.net)
 
 
 
A T-28 with vintage Trogdor on the nose
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
French government officials allow cinemas to jam mobile phones
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Snakebite by an African Puff Snake? No problem. Michigan State Police will drive your anti-venom 250 miles to you in only two hours and 15 minutes (averaging 110 miles an hour on the expressway)
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(News 10)
 
 
 
She was OK with the frisking, patting down and use of the "wand" on "all parts of my body," but San Diego woman draws the line over airport screener's request to feel her breasts (with pic)
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(iFilm)
 
 
 
Fellowship 9/11: Michael Moore's look at how the Aragorn administration's rushed to war with Mordor, while ignoring connections between Isengard and the attack at Helm's Deep
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Tiffany Lang: Better boobies you won't see today (NSFW)
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(SI.com)
 
 
 
Houston hands Atlanta Braves their Astros, and other baseball comments
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Mon October 11, 2004
(Discovery Channel)
 
 
 
Scientists discover new species of giant ape. Enjoys eating lions, throwing barrels at Mario
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teacher tells students to hit back in incident reminiscent of whacking day
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Cosplay fetishist found with over 10,000 stolen uniforms
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Teen found alive in car wreck after eight days. Was worried she "might be late for curfew"
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Vein camera makes injections easier, turns patients into Hulk
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Autumn leaves. Big whoop. Photoshop something really exciting to herald in the new season
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Manuela Arcuri: With boobies so nice, you'll say "hubba" twice. (Not safe for work)
 
(wsoctv.com)
 
 
 
Tennessee Titans fan vows to eat nothing but pudding until NFL allows broadcasts of Titans games in Caribbean
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Scientists find causality is the key in reconstructing the universe
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(Science A Go Go)
 
 
 
Scientist has ferrets watch The Matrix and monitors their brain activity. Discovers how they process visual information, location of Zion
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Most confusing opening paragraph in newspaper history. The Sun is there
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Planet Hollywood worker reflects on celebrity hand job
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(Wired)
 
 
 
People are a human-bacteria hybrid. Here comes the creepy science
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Rare tiger gets dental makeover
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Man killed with pots and pans
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker's co-worker looking dapper for the bigwigs
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(WCCO)
 
 
 
Single ticket sold in Delaware wins $214.7-million Powerball jackpot. Farkers cross fingers, hoping for a new Jack Whittaker
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Martha reported to be friendly with inmates, working on her special box lunches
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scientists develop shirt that sends distress signal if wearer falls down. Also has proximity alarm for farmer's markets
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Russian scientists devise edible transgenic tomatoes that can serve as vaccines against hepatitis and AIDS
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Conservative TV group, which deemed Nightline "contrary to public interest," to air anti-Kerry documentary uninterrupted in primetime
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(ABC13-Houston)
 
 
 
Apparently, at least one soldier left standing at The Alamo
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Parishioners claim miracle occured when statute of Virgin Mary tipped over at church's final mass (with pic)
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
John Elway in trouble for failing to keep his dog contained. Your dog wants to scramble out of the pocket
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
21,000 pounds of tomato sauce unleashed upon I-95 in Connecticut
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(SouthFlorida.com)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt allegedly getting divorced due to Pitt spending all his time with Angelina Jolie
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(WAVY TV)
 
 
 
Mayoral candidate attempts to enforce city policy by removing opponent's campaign signs
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sixty-year-old woman saves camper by wrestling croc. Steve Irwin surrenders
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
An old Hallmark Cards commercial shows what Halloween was like back in 1989...
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(News.com.au)
 
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Aussie cricket legend and WWII pilot Keith "Nugget" Miller dies at the age of 84
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Strong Bad -- Unplugged
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Photoshop Gary Sheffield
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Due to automatic bill payments, no one notices man's death for two years
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(The Register)
 
 
 
FBI seizes servers from Indymedia.org. All your site are belong to U.S.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Twenty-year anniversary of first Canadian in space. Maple candy still stuck to shuttle seats
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(Hoosier Gazette)
 
 
 
"Alices" top the list of best Indiana high school mascots
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(Fox Sports)
 
NewsFlash
 
Ex-MLB MVP Ken Caminiti dies at the age of 41
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
British school children shocked by strange orange object at food festival. Teacher tells them it's a carrot
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here is something to waste a few minutes of your Sunday time. Five hours, if at work
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(TechTV)
 
Video
 
Interview with homestarrunner's creators, the Brothers Chap
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(Arizona Republic)
 
 
 
Car gets 11,193 miles per gallon. OPEC surrenders
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Christopher Reeve dead at 52
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Julius Peppers runs 101 yards to set NFL record for longest interception return to not result in touchdown
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Students are having to enter wet t-shirt competitions because they are short of money
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Share your favorite salsa recipe with all of Farkistan
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(AP)
 
 
 
Miami-Dade County was missed by all four hurricanes this year, yet 19,500 Miami-Dade residents applied for FEMA financial aid. FEMA approves $21.5 million -- $1 million more than Indian River County, where 49,000 homes were destroyed
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(Melting Clock Times)
 
 
 
Rich wackos using poor people for furniture
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(IC Network)
 
 
 
City council proposes banning smoking in your own home
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Lost in space: The killer screwdriver
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
William Shatner hoaxed 800 fans into making a spoof documentary
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(Independent)
 
 
 
More than 300 years before Neil Armstrong walked on the Moon, an English clergyman drew up plans for a spaceship powered by wings, springs and gunpowder
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(AP)
 
 
 
Seven-foot robot tries to uncover the secrets of Noah's flood. Here comes the science
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop Dick Cheney not meeting John Edwards
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