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Sun October 10, 2004
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Introducing "Martha's Jailhouse Hooch"
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(Hoosier Gazette)
 
 
 
Beford's Brady Mullis wins Hoosier Gazette haiku contest
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists find way to "turn off" cancer
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(KSAT)
 
 
 
Man crashes pickup truck through airport fence, gets out, starts running toward airliner preparing for takeoff. Baggage screeners surrender
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(Fosters)
 
 
 
New England archeologists spend too much time telling "otherwise rational" people to take those horns off their helmets
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(Bend Bulletin)
 
 
 
Schools trying to control dry-humping at dances. "They're taking it to an extreme, saying we're having sex on the dance floor"
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(CTV)
 
 
 
Woman armed with homemade flyers, staple gun and shipping tape says she's on crusade to ban shopping on Sundays. With scary photo
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bush civil rights report released: "...the administration has failed to exhibit leadership or define a clear focus, relegating civil rights to a low priority"
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(Pink)
 
 
 
Rumors of Pink Floyd reunion hit the Internet
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(xinhuanet)
 
 
 
In an effort to conserve water, Guangdong province is flushing toilets with seawater or treated sewage
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Anatomist debunks myth of David's small weener, says pre-battle anxiety will cause shrinkage
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Long-time friends attend play, get into argument during intermission, out comes a knife. At least the stabbee had the courtesy to stagger to the foyer, so play could continue
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man wearing with "Trust me, I'm a professional" t-shirt robs Long Island bank
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(M Live)
 
 
 
Man robs neighbor, calls police to tip them off as his alibi
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Kamikaze kangaroo takes out lead race car. Terrorism not suspected (pic)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Farmer threatens lawsuit after fallen power line electrifies shed, causing over 100 cows to fall over simutaneously
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(Oliver North)
 
 
 
To listen to John Kerry explain his position(s) on Iraq is to submit oneself to mental torture
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Girl wins court fight to share same locker room as boys. Gentlemen, start your towel snapping
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(AP)
 
 
 
Man from Singapore sets record for shoving three and one-fifth hamburgers into his mouth without swallowing. First the U.S. men's basketball team, and now this. America, what happened?
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(Modern Drunkard)
 
 
 
A convenient guide to those mysterious injuries and occasional broken bones you wake up with after throwing a drunk
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(theVoiceofReason)
 
 
 
Who won the second presidential debate? A pro wrestling special
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(des moines register)
 
 
 
Man arrested for driving lawn mower without a license
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(WISC Channel3000.com)
 
 
 
Drunken brothers chase neighborhood kids with hammer and "medieval-type" axe
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(11alive.com)
 
 
 
Student suspended for bringing cookie contaminated with heavy metal to school. Ronnie James Dio unavailable for comment
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The life of a sandwich
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(StrategyPage.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop these marines jumping out of a perfectly safe helicopter
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Remember that Russian duck? Well somebody forgot Poland
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(Shamings)
 
 
 
Optical illusions. Try not to hurt yourself
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Slow Sunday thread: What is your most memorable FARK moment? (link goes to submitter's favorite)
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(koat.com)
 
 
 
Albuquerque Balloon Fiesta ending with a bang: "Smokey the Bear" balloon is wrapped around the top of a 670-foot AM radio tower, four people in gondola (link is to live video feed)
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(Sun-Herald)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart to pull Skill-Crane games from Mississippi. Under MS law, they may be gambling devices. In other news, Taco Bell drive-thru's remain a crapshoot
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Prayer Patrol brings religion to the means streets of Bristol
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Man gets arrested for drunk driving; fined and released. Takes cab back to his car to steal it from the cops before they impound it. Re-jailarity ensues
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Painting of nude Bush removed from museum (SFW pic)
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
HQ images of Neriah Davis. No Viagra required (NSFW)
source: stark-hq.net
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Photoshop Rodney Dangerfield finally getting some respect. (RIP)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Jibjab: "It's Good to be in D.C."
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(AP)
 
 
 
Mathematicians offer help in war on terror, introduce Swiss Army protractor
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(CorporateMofo)
 
 
 
Environmental porn to save the rainforest. Got wood? (Site tame, but NSFW nudity)
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Three stoner guys portrayed in "Dazed & Confused" suing for false portrayal in movie; swear that taking 11 years to file suit wasn't result of being high
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Drunk passenger decides to be an idiot on flight carrying police rugby team. Hilarity ensues
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Sat October 09, 2004
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Woman opens new box of laundry detergent, finds piece of fish inside. Obviously brought in by the Tide
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(I Am Bored)
 
 
 
The 23-year history of Mario
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark favorite Jose Lima pitches complete game shut out. In other news, Farkers stopped reading headline at "Jose Lima" and clicked on comment thread to see pic of his wife
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what Cheney and Edwards were writing/drawing in their notebooks during the debate
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Fantastic boobies (not safe for work)
source: yummy-cummy.com
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Twins collapse, Yankees win. Boston-NY ALCS is set
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Bloody Hackfest -- four games that were butchered beyond reason (with download)
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Star Trek com badges one step closer to reality
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(Nashau Telegraph)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch saves town $10 million
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(Maisonneuve Magazine)
 
 
 
Man claims was watching The Waltons on TV when two grey static pixels emerged from the screen and enlarged into alien beings on either side of him
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(IN FORUM)
 
 
 
Ice cream with drug names banned in Russia. Now you'll have to get "Your Hemp Dose" the old-fashioned way -- by smoking it
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Top 10 computer security loopholes. Windows and Linux only, because Macs have no security issues
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(Sunday Herald)
 
 
 
Shaking salt and vinegar over your fish and chips has two different results but the end product is still delicious. Here comes the science
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(some angry guy)
 
 
 
Caption: Bush yelling at an undecided voter last night
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(dailyrecord.co.uk)
 
 
 
Political correctness gone mad, library will no longer serve coffee to anyone who asks for "black coffee," claiming it's a racist phrase (third story down)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Cool picture of a smoke-filled tree
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cyberfem checking her next assignment
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(Some Wombat)
 
 
 
What your pet looks like in infra-red. Your lizard prefers ultraviolet
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Frankenwoman gets new van
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hong Kong politician asked to explain why he gave someone the finger right after getting inaugurated
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Once-in-a-decade typhoon set to make a direct hit on Japan. Godzilla, Gamera impotently flail little arms
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists create image of John Lennon as he would look at age 64 (w/pic)
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(UKPets)
 
 
 
Research shows 75 percent of people prefer to share their feelings with their cat, rather than their significant other
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian Prime Minister John Howard re-elected to fourth term
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Judge orders return of rocket belt
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Murphy's Law is real -- a panel of experts has provided the statistical rule for predicting the law of "anything that can go wrong, will go wrong." Here comes the science
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wannabe basketball player sues beauty salons for failing to make him taller, understand the 2-3 zone defense
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rusting Russian railway remnant
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Due to "printing error," absentee ballots in Michigan would count votes for Kerry as votes for Bush
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ever called 911 (legitimately)?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Edinburgh UK Fark Party tonight at the Brass Monkey. That Funky Monkey. Drew's gonna be there. 8pm
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Insurance companies find another way to rob us blind -- gas insurance
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(drinkalizer.com)
 
 
 
Halloween cocktail recipes. Boba Fett reminds you to be careful with the carbonic ice. "He's no good to me dead."
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(BeliefNet)
 
 
 
Dutch TV channel wants to label Anne Frank as greatest Dutch person ever. Anne Frank was never a Dutch citizen. No problem, we'll make her one
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This needs no cowbell: Walken immortalized in cement
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Yellowstone tourist decides to wander off designated trail, falls knee-deep into scalding geyser water. Heard yelling "Let me show you something" shortly before incident
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman survives giraffe stampede. The Sun is there
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop an unlikely Halloween costume. Difficulty: No presidential candidates. Link goes to NSFW GIS for "Halloween costumes"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Livestock slaughter makes it into the curriculum at high school. Ralph Wiggum reaffirms his intention to go to Bovine University when he grows up
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Make your own ramjet using two travel mugs and sink strainer. MacGuyver unavailable for comment, last seen in break room
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Caption this pic from the presidential debate
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sit back and enjoy the ukulele orchestra of Great Britain
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(WSMV)
 
 
 
Terror suspect arrested for buying guns at Krispy Kreme in Nashville
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Fri October 08, 2004
(AP)
 
 
 
Ex-NASA worker charged with falsifying crucial shuttle exams
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(The Cummings Wood Store)
 
 
 
Need some wood? Buy it on the internets
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Libertarian presidential candidate arrested
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Unable to differentiate between trees and weeds, Ohio highway worker mows down $33,000 in seedlings. Only thing left behind are signs that read "Do not mow or spray"
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(OnStar)
 
 
 
AudioEdit the OnStar calls that they don't use in commercials
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Boy uses cow manure to grow an apple as big as his head (with pic)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Presidential Debate comment thread. Post your comments and observations. Ponder mysterious bulges. Count blinks and mumbles. Let the drinking begin
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Guy building trebuchet to toss a pumpkin a half mile
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Martha Stewart checks into prison. Squat and cough ensues
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Guitar World names "worst solos of all time". Wango Tango's lookin' for revenge
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
In an odd twist, solar eclipse will end before it begins
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Japanese flocking to buy deep sea water from Hawaii. Cthulhu unavailable for comment
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(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Upset over being bullied at school, 11-year-old goes for a drive
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(Some Cornholio)
 
 
 
Man wipes ass with dollar bills, uses them to pay parking ticket. Jailarity ensues
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chili customers, employees overcome by fumes. Article clearly written just for headline. Link clearly submitted just for fun
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(sugarfree jazz)
 
 
 
If you could eliminate one band or artist from history, Terminator style so they'd never have even existed, who would you eliminate?
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(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
SETI Project loses one state-owned computer. Ex-boss: "I understand his desire to search for intelligent life in outer space, because obviously he doesn't find it in the mirror in the morning"
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Cockfighting. New hotness: Goldfish racing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this enormous shuttlecock
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Baseball playoffs discussion
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Puddle of water causes airliner to skid off runway (with pic)
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Doctor accidentally plunges to her death trying to get husband's attention
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scientists discover unexpectedly advanced ancient sarcophagus. Prepare to bow to your Goa'uld overlords
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(ktuu.com)
 
 
 
This week's "House of filth and cats" story brought to you by Anchorage, Alaska
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(Some HS)
 
 
 
High school has "Cross-Dressing Day." Not that there's anything wrong with that
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The bizarre stories on Fark are the modern equivalent of folk tales, yet people all over the world believe them. This week, a group of academics meets in Italy to discuss why
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(Lowell Sun)
 
 
 
Caption this odd couple (voting enabled)
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(Casper Star)
 
 
 
Snowboarder survives deadly avalanche that kills three of his buddies. Next day, he shoots out 200 windows with a pellet gun. Didn't bring 'em back
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Cops use Google to figure out the identity of a man who died in a hit and run in 1993. Also find naked pictures of Paris Hilton
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Russia to ban beer drinking in public, which is odd because the country considers beer a soft drink
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(BBC)
 
 
 
New exhibit focuses on how gamers represent themselves in MMORPGs. Apparently, beauty is only pixel deep
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(Some High-Tech Geek)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Offshoring jobs to India. New hotness: "Farmshoring" jobs to rural Arkansas
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(Retarded Man Flower)
 
 
 
Claustrophobic reality-TV show participant dies after being locked in cage three days. Darwin surrenders
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Manila shakes. McDonald's denies responsibility for earthquake
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(Oculon.org blog)
 
 
 
Phaser this pic of Captain Kirk fleeing evil Iowa geeks
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Paris embassy bomb blast hurts 10
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
"Dead" man walking, morgue staff running
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(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Tawhid and Jihad group has executed British hostage Kenneth Bigley, according to Abu Dhabi TV
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(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
If you're in Ohio and your tap water is green, keep in mind that St. Patrick's day is a long ways off
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Motley Crue guitarist Mick Mars undergoes hip replacement surgery. Still no surgery available for career replacement
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(Wiltshire Gazette & Herald)
 
 
 
Man says a shot taken of a mirror in pub shows a gruesome reflection of a bald, pale faced man streaked with blood. With pic
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The best fuel efficient cars
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(Expatica)
 
 
 
Renault sues owner who told police his vehicle wouldn't stop from 125 mph. Sammy Hagar unavailable for comment
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(Emmitt)
 
 
 
America's "greatest" grilled cheese sandwich -- definitely NOT introduced at the 1904 St. Louis World's Fair
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Ashlee Simpson's little friend
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(Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
Injured turtle returned to wild with monitor. Insurance didn't cover new printer
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Cybernetic glove triples endurance. Strong interest from adult entertainment industry
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(APOD)
 
 
 
The coolest photo you will see this week
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(News Journal)
 
 
 
There is going to be a shortage of wiffle-ball bats, plastic footballs, kickballs and balloons as another plant closes
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Thu October 07, 2004
(AP)
 
 
 
Alaska zoo plans to build elephant treadmill
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(sports.myway.com)
 
 
 
Sammy Sosa fined $87,400 for leaving last game early
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Marathon winner and one of the last people to see the Red Sox win a World Series dies at 97
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Photoshop John Edwards and his pumpkin
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Plastic microcar, made by Mercedes, now available in the U.S. It's four feet shorter than anything else available in the U.S. now
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Deer, stuck in bumper for 25-mile trip, survives. Ten-foot, 80-pound antlers slightly damaged
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Three explosions hit three resort towns in Egypt, wire reports say. At least 23 reported killed in one of the blasts
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(mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A-Z of sex tips for sexy singles and long-term lovers
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fish with both male and female tissue found near Colorado wastewater plant. Fish with both Kleenex and Puffs tissue found near New Jersey beaches
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
U.S. Postal Service to issue commemorative postage stamp honoring Ronald Reagan
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Laura Bush and Teresa Heinz-Kerry becoming fast friends
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(NZ Herald)
 
 
 
If your pilot likes to boast about close calls during binge-drinking sessions, flying with him is probably not the best idea
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(KABC)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby giraffe born at Los Angeles Zoo (with pic)
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(Nashua Telegraph)
 
 
 
Avast, all ye who be plannin' a pirate-themed weddin', if yer uncle be fond of brandishin' his flintlock
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
David Hasselhoff gets tossed some scraps, gets gig as lifeguard in new SpongeBob Squarepants movie
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(Portsmouth (NH) Herald)
 
 
 
Mother stabs son for hurting her stuffed animal. Your stuffed animal wants vengeance
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
World's biggest flower stinks up Sydney like "cheese on roadkill." Il vostro cane desidera il parmigiana del opossum
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(AP)
 
 
 
Scientists create genetic map of cattle. Now you can tell exactly which funny farm you'll be headed to when you get mad cow disease
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
If anyone finds a pair of missing duck legs in Auburn Hills, Michigan, please contact local police. They're worth $3000
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Green voters twice as likely to watch porn. Swanky campaign ads ensue
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(AP)
 
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Not to be outdone by the Baghdad Sheraton, the Taba Hilton in Egypt is rocked by explosions
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Mom delivers smackdown when hawk tries to take off with the family's terrier
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oklahoma recalls over 200,000 tourism brochures containing activities such as manure tossing and Civil War battle re-enactments. In other news, there are activities in Oklahoma other than manure tossing and civil war battle re-enactments
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Mortuary wants to put the "fun" back in "funeral"
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Sixteen-year-old boy charged with fourth-degree sexual assault over a wedgie
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Ritual of castration eventually led to Christianity, Michael Jackson
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(Eurekalert)
 
 
 
Researchers find chemosignal that encourages women's sexual desire. Said to smell like fresh cash
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(And she's Brazilian)
 
Boobies
 
What do you get when you cross Mia Kirschner and Katie Holmes? Hint: Rhymes with "election." (Not safe for work)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After nameplate gluing, politician says, "We will not be able to do anything for this city until we can resolve our own problems and not carry on childish and petty arguments"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this seaside park
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(Fox News)
 
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Explosions, fire at Baghdad Sheraton Hotel. In other news, Baghdad has a Sheraton
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In honor of 100th birthday of the hamburger, the recipe for the winner of the Best Burger contest. Yum
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tyrannosaurus Rex may have had a coat of fluffy feathers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
NFL kicker wanted in connection to shooting at Sigfried and Roy's house. Last heard yelling, "Laces out!"
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Norwegian sports star doesn't feel right about endorsement contracts while injured, donates all money to UNICEF
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police on the lookout for dime counterfeiter. If caught, will be sentenced to wearing a Wiffle ball and chain
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(Some Perv)
 
 
 
TF'er allan bee is getting married this weekend. Let's throw him a bachelor party
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old people taking up Tai Chi in droves. Pensioner gangs, beatdowns on whippersnappers soon to ensue
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(AP)
 
 
 
Scientists predict 10-15 degree rise in global temperature by end of century. "Florida" tag to be changed to "Reef"
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One dead after suspected car bombing in New Jersey
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Anna Kournikova is the world's ninth most boring athlete
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
"Expert" says all the ash spewing from Mount St. Helens could help Bigfoot researchers prove that hairy creature exists
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
How to turn bananas, butter and Apple Jacks cereal into the scariest treat ever. Presenting the recipe for "Ooey Gooey Banana Ghosts"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When Rock Paper Scissors becomes too easy, add Spock and Lizard
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
In new book, pope says communism was "necessary evil," confesses to crapping in woods
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chinese engineers figure out how to wash an entire car with 0.3 liters of water
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Extinct species of giant killer deer came with antlers that were 10 feet wide, weighed 80 pounds. Your dog doesn't want any part of that
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(News4)
 
 
 
School locked down after petroleum ball-dipping incident
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Cell phones? Ah, they'll never catch on
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Being AWOL from your U.S. military unit in Canada is okay. Being a U.S.-born flying squirrel in Canada is not okay
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this columnal garden
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
In her classy, never-ending search for privacy, Britney Federline tosses Coke at paparazzi
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Edinburgh UK Fark Party, Saturday night at the Brass Monkey. That Funky Monkey. Drew's gonna be there. Shoot for around 7 PM. Ask the bartender if you can't find us, we'll be there
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
How to beat multiple murder charges: Step one is to get elected mayor
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(Some Rock)
 
 
 
Real playoff season set to begin: Time to register for the 2004 Rock Paper Scissors world championships
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(Chick)
 
 
 
Vampires. Your dog wants type O negative
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(filmforce.ign.com)
 
 
 
Hollywood out of ideas: Miami Vice coming to the big screen starring Jamie Foxx and maybe... Tom Cruise?
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Wed October 06, 2004
(AP)
 
 
 
1,200-year-old gold penny sells for $409,000 (pic)
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(wcbs-nj)
 
 
 
"South Jersey Magazine, Inc." sues "South Jersey Magazine, Inc." (Not to be confused with the other three "South Jersey Magazines")
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(Local6)
 
 
 
First-grader arrested, handcuffed after neighborhood fight
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these guys and their rocket
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists make flu virus as deadly as the 1918 strain. What could possibly go wrong?
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(News 8)
 
 
 
For the first time in five years, nobody shot anybody in Chicago yesterday
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Bummer, dude. Surf degree program at UK college dropped because "it was impossible to stop people poking fun at it"
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(News 4 Jax)
 
 
 
California town pays artist $40,000 for mural. Artist misspells 11 words, town has to pay her another $6,000 to fix her mistakes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
VP debate followup -- your impressions and astounding predictions will not sway the other side
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman impales her buttocks on six-inch bedspring. The Sun is there
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(Some Fun Little game)
 
 
 
Fun little waste of time: Click on the 15 squares, in order, as quickly as you can. (Personal best: 4.479)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Men have been waiting for women to finish putting on their makeup for 6500 years
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
House votes 399-1 to fine spyware distributors, creators
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(AP)
 
 
 
Does birth order influence personality? Here comes the science
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(ThisIs The Valleys)
 
 
 
Smile, you're on sex-shop camera
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Baghdad wants to host the World Cup
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In Italy, having sex in the public restroom at a bar is perfectly legal if you close the door first
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(nydailynews.com)
 
 
 
Christopher Walken says he is terrible at impersonations, but he sure is quotable
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Life expectancy of East Germans higher after reunification, proving that people live longer without bullets in their heads
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(Some Cricket)
 
 
 
Anil Kumble became the third spin bowler to take 400 wickets. Ewoks are pissed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nerd Fest 2004 starts today -- i.e., the World Cyber Games. $400,000 in prizes. Your dog wants Jolt
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mayor may ban world sexual championships. Clinton offers to host events while his wife is out of town
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(WGAL)
 
 
 
Today's "Tractor trailer spills potassium cyanide on highway" story brought to you by Lancaster, PA
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Experts name the elementary sum "1+1=2" among the greatest equations of all time
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dear Mr. Kerry, please stop playing sports. It's helping your image
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(Some Donkey)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cart and riders
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Woman plans hunger strike to protest circus
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(BBC)
 
 
 
English school bans teenagers in love from kissing, holding hands. Dion surrenders
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
J-Lo tells us the secret of a long-lasting relationship
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Reality TV is out of ideas: Cameras will follow Tommy Lee as he enrolls at University of Nebraska
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Protestors ransack Bush/Cheney headquarters in Orlando (w/video)
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(WXII)
 
 
 
D'oh! Krispy Kreme to close Ohio plant
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(Columbia Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Tennessee man's greatest treasure is a hundred-year-old slice of bread with a bite out of it
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Want to increase newspaper sales by 50,000 papers a day to impress advertisers? Just lie about the numbers. What could go wrong?
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(Business Report)
 
 
 
Austrian Mint issues monster-sized commemorative gold coin. Wallet on wheels supplied at no charge (w/pic)
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Your car can now give you a speeding ticket
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(Excite)
 
 
 
Having run out of women willing to sleep with him after 52 marriages, 72-year-old Malaysian man goes back to his first wife
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Half of town's residents get arrested in marijuana raids
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
If you know why Angola, Indiana, smells, please let the mayor know
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Roses are red, my Johnson's chartreuse, STD e-cards have made their debuts
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Howard Stern to broadcast on Sirius Radio in 2006
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Family of fifth-grade girl finds bones of a child under house. Girl believes it's the remains of her imaginary friend who's been visiting her for five years
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Gun shop debuts credit card-sized shotgun (with photo)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
He's brought us rain, wind, rain, snow, rain, sun, rain and clouds -- Britain's longest serving weatherman, we salute you
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Long-feuding neighbors finally attract police attention after one attacks other with fire, spear gun
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(Northwest Signal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman engaged in unsafe mowing practices
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Party UK in London, 8:00 PM at Revolution. Drew's traveling over the pond again, needs beer. Will be jetlagged, yehaw
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shock to the heart, and you're to blame, baby you give Darwin a bad name (GUITAR!)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Impatient shopper straps jet engine to grocery cart (with pics)
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(The Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Today's "Hot-air balloon hit-and-run" story brought to you by Rutland
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(StrategyPage)
 
 
 
Humvees with frickin' lasers on their heads. Sharks surrender
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Monks in Swiss Alps getting rid of fabled St. Bernard rescue dogs. Little barrels of booze around their necks sold seperately
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Woman sells rocks during Michigan riot: $1.00 for small stones, $5.00 for large ones. Hey, it paid the cable bill
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(wcco)
 
 
 
Ricky Williams decides NFL career more important than sitting on couch, tokin' the reefer, and eating Twinkies. Takes first step to returning to pro football
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Philly restaurant serves $100 cheesesteaks
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Dry towns consider building vodka plant. Beer Baron surrenders
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Oh my unholy not-safe-for-work god
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
U.S. physicists win Nobel Prize for theory of force that grows stronger with distance
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ashton Kutcher majored in biochemical engineering
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Tue October 05, 2004
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop other shadows over this house
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Forty percent of medical students believe sex with patients is okay
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Profanity during TV interview may cost Earnhardt Jr. his NASCAR title
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Polar bears given Halloween pumpkins to eat, play basketball with. With pics
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Two-foot-tall, 14-pound chicken may be a world-record contender. You submitted this with a funnier chicken pun
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
today. old years seven-thirty turns Pearce Guy Actor
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(enterpriseitplanet)
 
 
 
IBM Thinkpads get fingerprint recognization technology. Men in Black surrender
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Roman soccer team holds minute of silence in to tribute mafia boss
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. Air Force develops microwave ray for attacking enemy ground troops, in other news Iraqi insurgents find actual use for tin foil hats
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(/me pounces you)
 
 
 
Vice presidential debate comments -- It's like Fark chat without all the pouncing
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Man punches stepson. Police come. Man sets police on fire
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(10news.com San Diego)
 
 
 
Truckload of limes overturns on California interstate. Police setting up spikestrips nearby for the Jose Cuervo and Morton's Salt trucks
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Note to drug users: When your dealer's house is "swarmed by police cars and local media," take your business elsewhere
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
He still can't get no respect... Rodney Dangerfield dead at 82
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(Some Bruce)
 
 
 
Australia to open Asian spy school. Graduates' cover blown by big hats with corks attached, beer breath
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(Local6)
 
 
 
"Blade Runner" quiz
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
New EU map wipes Wales off the face of the Earth (with map pic)
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(Some Kringer)
 
 
 
John Woo to direct live action He-Man movie. Skeletor to be filmed entirely in slo-mo, encircled by a flock of doves
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
G'day! Talking road signs alert you to marsupial infestations
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man dressed as Darth Vader tries to rob pizza delivery guy
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(plastic.com)
 
 
 
Long John Silver manager fired for defending self against robbers
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Buying votes with underpants is illegal
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Katey Sagal ties the knot. Zapp Brannigan unavailable for comment
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists may have discovered the grave of Genghis Khan. Eastern Europe begins twitching out of reflex
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Uninvited cub crashes dinner party, leaves with dessert
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Over 500,000 Russian prisoners suffer from variety of illnesses. Your dog wants Ivan Denisovich's fish heads
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(KVAL)
 
 
 
Teenage girl uses seven-inch pocket knife to stab attempted abductor. Suspect drives off without girl, with blade in chest
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(StarNewsOnline)
 
 
 
Kidney swapping is the new medical trend. Bring your own tub of ice
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's fear-mongering article: America's flu vaccine supply cut in half just in time for flu season
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(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Israel kills Islamic Jihad leader
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Holed-up suspect talks to robot for five hours, then gives up
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this collaborative effort. Collaborative efforts are encouraged
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(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
L'Oreal plant shampoo pipe bursts on roof. Workers flush shampoo from roof into Beaver Meadow Creek. What could go wrong?
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(Charleston Gazette)
 
 
 
Elementary school has kids selling lingerie door to door to raise money for school. Mrs. Robinson is pleased
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(The Australian)
 
 
 
Boeing 737 gets stuck in airport pavement
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Puppet receives fatal NC-17 rating for oral splinter act
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's "Armored truck spilling money on highway" story brought to you by Carteret, NJ
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(WPVI.com)
 
 
 
French police clear 125 miles of road for motorist with cruise control stuck at 120 mph. Motorist manages to stop car with revolutionary technique called "braking"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Baseball playoffs are here again to compete with the all important political threads
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Former Sesame Street animator caught in underage sex sting. Do you know what Elmo is thinking about now?
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(Channel News Asia)
 
 
 
Singapore bank accidentally destroys safe deposit boxes and their contents
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(CTA)
 
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Canadian submarine issues distress call off Irish coast. In other news, Canada has submarines
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(Webcam)
 
NewsFlash
 
Mount St. Helens is blowing more smoke
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Note to staff: Before harvesting organs, hold mirror under donor's nose
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Moose and man in heroic showdown. Man cheats, uses axe
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Choosing the right sandwich can help you recover from a hangover or even perform better in bed
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Thousand-year-old British skull shows cranial surgery. Unsure which football team he supported
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(Segment)
 
 
 
Trafalgar Square unveils a new cutting-edge, fruit-based public art masterpiece: A pile of 30,000 bananas. Harry Chapin unavailable for comment
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Pampered poodle survives after 42 days in the wild. With terrifying pic
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(Courier Post)
 
 
 
Nature, hearing our desperate pleas, gives us a new leech species. And this one is a foot long and doesn't live in water
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
One of Mike Tyson's bodyguards passes out while having sex in the hallway of a fancy NYC hotel
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Theme: An actor meeting himself as two characters he's played
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(El Paso Times)
 
 
 
Suspect in drive-by shootings caps the night by accidentally shooting himself in the head
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch makes caffeinated beer, blows hope that irritating drunks will eventually pass out on their own
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(Pakistan Tribune)
 
 
 
Man using torch on missile fairly shocked when missile suddenly explodes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tornado reveals child pornography in Maryland man's home, sending him to OZ
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Helsinki bank executive slapped with $18,000 speeding ticket for 19 mph over limit because Finns levy fines based on income
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(Some AudioEdit Guy)
 
 
 
In honor of October, AudioEdit something scary. Difficulty: No Gigli
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NBA great Scottie Pippen to announce his retirement
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Party UK London Tomorrow Oct 6th 8 PM at Revolution. Drew's travelling over the pond again, needs good beer
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Man tries to flee police in jacked up car, jailarity ensues
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Five-year-old boy scares the hell out of a burglar, chases him out of the house
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Gordon Cooper, one of the original Mercury 7 astronauts, has gone to rendezvous with the Apollo I, Challenger and Columbia crews
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kerry, leader of the party trying to get Ralph Nader removed from the ballot in every state, accuses the GOP of election tampering
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
London is sporting a spiffy stiffy with their new "Erotic Gherkin" building
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Internet hoax has people driving around a neighborhood looking for a replica of the Simpsons' house
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(GIS: Jack O Lantern)
 
 
 
It's that time of year again. Photoshop the ultimate Jack o' Lantern
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Afghanistan's women riot police uniform includes high-heeled boots and fishnet stockings. Ready to give you the beating of your life... for FREE
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Jaguar X-Type gets worst rating in side crash tests, however tests failed to account for protection gained from wad of cash stuffed in driver's wallet
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New toilet device drowns out embarrassingly noisy bowel movements
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Murder case reopened after 20 years. "The 14-year-old's clothes were torn, her body had been dragged hundreds of yards and it was then left covered in brush. Yet the medical examiner ruled that Gilbert died from heart disease"
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(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Woman solicits naked pictures of her own child for NFL tickets. Via instant messaging (link goes to actual IM conversation)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Sarah Jessica Parker confesses, "Matthew and I think about coffee when we're lying in bed. The night before, we're like, 'When we wake up we're going to have coffee, it's going to be great. I'm going to use the yellow cup'
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Air Force pursuing antimatter weapons
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(nbcsandiego.com)
 
 
 
As one San Diego armed bandit discovered, robbing a 99-cent store will yield limited results
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dollywood to add 10 new rides in 2005. Tentative names include Space Mountains and the Mad Hatter's Double-D Cups
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The Tsar of the Red Squirrels of Scotland has been appointed
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(KLI)
 
 
 
Hamlet, now in the original Klingon
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Combine two normally unrelated pieces of sports equipment to create something new and useful. Link goes to disappointing search result for tethermill
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Teen Queen Heather Graham. (Not safe for work)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Segway driver nets $8000 in fines for driving without a licence, driving without insurance, making an illegal left turn and looking like a total dweeb
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(Strangerhood.com)
 
 
 
The Red vs. Blue team has a new website and an all new series
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Telemarkers: "Do Not Call list will destroy us." Supreme Court: "Go to hell"
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Constitution of Republic of Texas found in box labeled "Miscellaneous 19th-century papers"
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(Wired)
 
 
 
No more Ted Kaczynski stamps
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Time boxes and a Grumblecakes jam session
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
List of things in lost and found at Germany's Oktoberfest include secret government papers, a glass eye, prosthetic limbs, a set of false teeth with one tooth made of gold and Drew's man purse
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Ukraine holds festival of lard. Well, somebody had to
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(AP)
 
 
 
Poland to pull out of Iraq. Bush: "Don't forget Tonga"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Big chocolate heist in England. Police looking for dwarves with green hair, orange skin
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japanese men increasingly prefer to sit while peeing. "Toilet researchers" offer their observations on trend
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Denmark to claim North Pole as sovereign territory; hopes to find oil, Santa
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you're looking for noisy chicken in dark henhouse while wearing nothing but underwear, be sure to bring a flashlight. Penis cutoff-ularity may ensue
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(CNN)
 
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Angry at fly, St. Helens blows some smoke
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Latest poll shows 49 percent for Bush, 49 percent for Kerry. In other news, 49 percent of U.S. voters are morons
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(.Net Mag)
 
 
 
Newspaper that campaigns against porn and violent movies sells porn and violent movies from its site (safe for work)
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(USGS)
 
NewsFlash
 
Giant fly attacks Mt. St. Helens again. Godzilla called in for backup
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(WebIndia123)
 
 
 
"Cher to show her beautiful nude body on her 60th birthday"
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Dog in kennel learns to free himself and others for midnight kitchen raids
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(Local6)
 
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SpaceShipOne successfully completes second launch
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(Charleston Gazette)
 
 
 
West Virginia State Capitol has been stealing cable service for 20 years
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This week's headline: Onlookers flock to Mt. St. Helens. Next week's headline: Onlookers critical of government's inability to rescue them from oncoming lava
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what Bush and Kerry were writing/drawing in their notebooks during the debate
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Why do we dream? Here comes the science
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Psycho" actress, Janet Leigh, dead at age 77
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(MCP Magazine)
 
 
 
Products we wish Microsoft would deliver
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(ONN)
 
 
 
Scientists develop lightweight armor for humvees. Ebay auctions beginning soon for desperate parents, spouses, children
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(Some Wet Guy)
 
 
 
Who gets more wet in the rain, a walker or a runner? Here comes the science
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this penguin waltzing around
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Regional airport shutdown because of a vibrating sex toy
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
A disturbance felt... as if millions of teenage girls suddenly cried out in terror: Orlando Bloom proposes to Kate Bosworth
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Kids banned from playing conkers unless they wear safety goggles
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Quite possibly the coolest mohawk hairdo of all time (pic)
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(ABC 11)
 
 
 
Every little girl's prayer has been answered: You can now buy the "Hef and the Bunny and the Mansion" Barbie set
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Virgin Atlantic installs double-beds on planes. Mirrored ceilings coming soon
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