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Sun September 26, 2004
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scottish school without any pupils facing closure
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Your coworkers. Link goes to inspiration
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The long lines of people waiting to be screened for secuirty threats have now become a security threat
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Not tonight, dear, I had a cheeseburger. Woman sues McDonald's for lack of libido after eating a bad burger
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Further signs of the Apocalypse: Donny Osmond has top-ten single in UK
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Department of Homeland Security looking to buy tiny New Mexico town for terrorism training camp
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Engineers and hydrologists finally determine that strange formations in Mesa Verde National Park are actually part of an extremely clever ancient reservoir system (pic)
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Woman dies after accidentally setting her bathrobe on fire... while she was still wearing it
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
You know times are bad when the old-money men's club is demanding that its members stop stealing the towels (second story)
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
New retail trend: "Store blocking"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hundreds of Americans revel in their right to be asshats
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(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Dogs are being unfairly discriminated against according to their breed
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(Some basement dwelling nerds)
 
 
 
Warp speed, Mr. Scott. Six-GHz barrier blasted through with a LN2-cooled P4
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(Some Pussy)
 
 
 
You no longer have to be a mob informant to sleep with the fishes
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Roy Jones, Jr., once the "best pound-for-pound fighter in the world," tastes canvas for second time in as many fights
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(Nice is Good)
 
 
 
Nice: Newspaper offers $50,000 to help Ivan victims in three states. Philanthropic: Newspaper was hard hit by said hurricane and just returned to building this week
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Ahh, diplomatic immunity -- where you can run red lights in your Porsche, have a policeman put in hospital and still walk free
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Epic proportions
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(John Lee Pettimore)
 
 
 
Cops harvest marijuana crop early. You better stay away from Copperhead Road
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Penis enlargement drugs just don't measure up
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Man applies for job. Company does not hire man. Company makes error and pays man anyway. Man is convicted of theft for cashing the checks that were mailed to him
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(Press and Journal)
 
 
 
Scottish boy mails dollar bill to Bush because "You need it more than I do"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The memorable moments of past presidential debates
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Air Force Academy bows to political correctness, removes "Bring Me Men" sign over front door. Old sign may be purchased by local gay bar
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Men, women more different than thought. No shiat, Sherlock
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Woman finally exits box filled with scorpions after 36 days. Says it wasn't too bad, but now she can't stop hearing "Rock You Like a Hurricane"
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(ABC13)
 
 
 
Stripper shot when customer can't pay his bill. Refuses to give lapdance back
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(BrokenNewz)
 
 
 
Records show Bush skipped Kiwanis breakfast in 1972
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(Anorak)
 
 
 
An ingenious cantilevered system known as the Cosobella bra is the secret behind Jessica Simpson's breasts
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Party Charleston, SC, today at 1:00 PM. Watch some foo-bah, drink some bee-ar, Drew's gonna be there
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Buckyballs found to be toxic. But can be made harmless with treatment
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Guy leaves dead brother in house for a year, lives out of car in meantime
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(Some Fat Guy)
 
 
 
The latest thing in tacky wedding planning: Krispy Kreme Wedding Cake. Emeril surrenders
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(JayEffinKerry.com)
 
 
 
Bush/Kerry debate rider (PDF)
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
China opens its first club for bald men. Glare can be seen from space (with somewhat irrelevant yet entirely terrifying pic)
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Osama bin Laden, killed, then not killed, then captured, then not captured, robs convenience store
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
"I'm tired of them" says Jeb Bush of hurricanes. "No shiat," say Florida residents
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(Chapel Hill News)
 
 
 
UNC professor hosts Playboy "Girls of the ACC" photo shoot in home, buys 10 copies for proof. In other news, Bill Clinton volunteers to be commencement speaker
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Lesser-known blatant forgeries. Link goes to GIS for "forgery"
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(ackbar.f9.co.uk)
 
 
 
Admiral Ackbar for President
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(myTelus)
 
 
 
Unsuccessful attempt at a threesome leads to fatality
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(Times Recorder)
 
 
 
The small town politician is not much different then the national ones
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Toyota develops car made from potatoes. Butter and sour cream come standard, cheese and bacon bits are extra
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(Coshocton Tribune)
 
 
 
Man rides white horse through an apple orchard to ask his girlfriend to marry him. Ohio men know how to do it right
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(AP)
 
 
 
It's time for ape school to start but it's only for the smartest apes
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(Some Gal)
 
Weeners
 
Men without shirts (not safe for work)
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(Newstimeslive.com)
 
 
 
Naturalist to lead tour of wild food, ecology. By naturalist, we do not mean nudist, but if you want to take your clothes off, go for it
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Ukrainian PM knocked on his ass by an egg. Terrorism not suspected
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(KPLC TV)
 
 
 
Tired of eating all the food in sight, fat kids starting to eat all the school's money
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Sat September 25, 2004
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop this buried aircraft
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Flint, Michigan, has loosened its ban on reading
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police question boy what life is like being raised by a dog, but all he'll say is "rough"
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Fourth hurricane has some considering leaving Florida. Old people, ridiculous news stories not enough
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(Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
African elephant goes on national mating tour. Sappy? Um, yeah, that's not a tree trunk, and it's not sap either
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Meg Ryan is a Border collie who can predict epileptic seizures
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(South Bend Tribune)
 
 
 
Research shows more people are eating cheese than ever before. NCBuy to report rise in per-capita psychic ability
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How science fiction can help us shape the future by nurturing imaginations
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this waitress at Oktoberfest
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(Some Damn Hippie)
 
 
 
REMINDER: Fark Party in Boulder, Colorado this Saturday at 7:30PM. All of Dark Horse's beer are belong to us. Link goes to details
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(Newark Advocate)
 
 
 
Miss Licking County "dazzles" Clay Aiken. He stutters, he stumbles. Goal
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
College student will repeatedly cross busy street dressed in a bunny costume to convince drivers to be more polite to pedestrians. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tennessee judge rules "Choose Life" message on license plate unconstitutional. Your First Amendment rights surrender
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cleaning pennies with taco sauce. Similar results reported for human digestive tract
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(QCTimes)
 
 
 
Looks like you can use Bic pens to pick all sorts of other locks. Such as Coke machines
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(WESH)
 
 
 
Heads up, Florida Farkers, here we go again. Link goes to Hurricane Jeanne tracker
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(Cincinnati Post)
 
 
 
Hope springs eternal... You too can be a capitalist tool
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(GIS)
 
 
 
Theme: True subliminal messages in campaign ads
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(Ill Will Press)
 
 
 
Foamy deals with tech support. Not safe for work language... big surprise
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The guy who got a 205-mph speeding ticket may have been riding a bike that can't go past 180
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
If you plan on stealing a car for joyriding and crashing into a toilet, don't leave a trail of buttwipe leading to you
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
BMW develops steam-powered car that can reach 185MPH -- 97MPH faster than Doc's train
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(AP)
 
 
 
Teacher sends boy home with his feces in his backpack. And you thought homework was crappy when you were a kid
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(WOAI, Texas)
 
 
 
Dude gets thrown out of a bar. Returns with chainsaw. Let the party begin
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(PickupHelp.com)
 
 
 
With pick up lines like these, Farkers will have mad chicks. Kitten overpopulation ensues
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(Some Farker's Kid)
 
 
 
Photoshop this disappointed trick-or-treater
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(KTRK)
 
 
 
Church potluck suppers now safe from Big Brother after confusion over the word "potluck" caused some to be shut down by health inspectors
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Switzerland discovers it has four square kilometer fungal growth. Has no idea where it came from but eyes France suspiciously thinking about that last drunken night when France swears nothing happened
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(Yukon News)
 
Boobies
 
Vote for Maxim's Hometown Hotties
 
(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Researchers create nanotubes that change colors, form "nanocarpet" and kill bacteria. Hippy scientists expose them to blacklights, develop counter-culture, start demonstrating for peace
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Fri September 24, 2004
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Warner Bros. gives green light for "Terminator 4" to begin production next year
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
For the first time ever, a marijuana smoker beheads two people. Says they were bogarting
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Water-company workers, concerned about missing boss, go to residence and discover pair of legs sticking out of narrow hole in ground. Bugs Bunny sought for questioning
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(CMPA)
 
 
 
Conservative organization finds that the media is biased towards Kerry, except for Fox News. In other news, sun will rise in the east tomorrow, sky will be blue
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(Forbes.com)
 
 
 
Boston Scientific recalls 400 ear implants, crossed wiring allows them to recieve signals from UltraFar -- ****NO CARRIER***
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(Aberdeen News)
 
 
 
Six exotic dancers dance too exoticly. Hilarity ensues
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Charleston, SC Fark party this Sunday at the Blind Tiger. Drew's gonna be in town visiting a buddy so let's all watch football and drink beer
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Ricky Williams must repay the Dolphins $8.6 million. That is a whole lotta doobage
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(lucky charms to go)
 
 
 
Newest franchising idea: A cereal restaurant
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Children's book with stories of a grandmother eating her own excrement, a child setting a cat on fire, and a mother sending her child across a six-lane road to be run over by a truck receives bad reviews from parents, teachers and booksellers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How else would you test the durability of your airplane windshield other than firing a chicken gun at it?
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(9News.com)
 
 
 
Colorado helping people get off welfare and food stamps by installing new software that can only handle one third the number of applicants
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Company withholds $5M victory payment to Lance Armstrong. Must prove that cancerous testicle was not replaced with performance-enhancing robo-ball
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(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
Cecil uncovers the secret "squiggle code" used to identify chocolates as nougat, marshmallow, etc. Expect a gruesome followup post, as we all know what the Candy Mafia does to whistleblowers
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Girls' volleyball team goes Avril Lavigne on their opponents after losing a match
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The World Wrestling Federation calls out band Great White. More obtuse non sequiturs to follow
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Five people dead, consequence of not paying the light bill
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco receives grant to train low-income residents for biotech jobs. Mice apparently getting too expensive
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(seacoastonline)
 
 
 
Traveling Pink Flamingo stops to commune with plastic brethren
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Sinead O'Connor pleads for people to stop calling her crazy
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Woman has ovarian tissue removed and replanted six years later, after cancer therapy. Naturally conceives healthy child. Still no cure for...
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(EE Times)
 
 
 
Yale creates a chip for quantum computing. Works by superpositioning quantum states that simultaneously perform parallel operations
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Washingston state seismologist: "We're having a swarm of very small quakes -- hundreds and hundreds -- right under the dome inside the crater (of Mt. St. Helens)." But, DON'T PANIC
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(news14charlotte)
 
 
 
North Carolina man's lawn decorations offensive to neighbors
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(Some Geek am I)
 
 
 
Photoshop this prisoner of the Empire
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Stray moose cruises Taco Bell, Mormon church before taking a tranquilizer nap
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
£7.00 beans-on-toast recipe revealed; still not worth it
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
When robbing a bank, use something faster than a wheelchair as a getaway vehicle
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
IRS must pay damages for causing emotional distress to a taxpayer. Federal government to declare bankruptcy soon
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Kobe talks about his "thing" to stuttering 7th-grade police officers
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(Notts Post)
 
 
 
They say no publicity is bad publicity: Barber shop mails out 500,000 leaflets containing "offensive remarks," gets mention in local paper
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pitch black restaurant in Paris is trying to show people what it's like to blind, and develops the other senses -- but people are just going in there for a fondle
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(WXYZ)
 
 
 
Government not saying what tires are most likely to kill you because automakers would prefer they don't
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
You can now peel an apple in Oslo without being body-searched and thrown into jail
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Couple that met at the Goodwill plans to get married at the same store. Kid Rock begging to be the best man
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Turkmen president writes poems and reads them on TV for 1.5 hours
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(Bristol Post)
 
 
 
Couple move 14 miles to house with same number and street name as their previous home
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(KRISTV)
 
 
 
You live in a trailer park. Your 18-year-old neighbor comes over to "show you" a two-foot sword. You start drinking. This magical evening cannot end without blood being shed
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Army National Guard finds that promises of long-term deployment to active war zones is not conducive to filling recruitment quotas
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(Cape Farker)
 
 
 
Cape Cod Farkers, BBC, Hyannis, 7:00 tonight. Beer's already there... someone bring the boobies
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(Some Guy)
 
NewsFlash
 
Butler University officer shot on campus. University locked down. Shooter still on the loose
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(Lincs Echo)
 
 
 
Company mails catalogue "bursting with exciting lingerie and sexy fashion" to four-year-old girl
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Body of Sara Lee exec found frozen in a cream sauce with peas and potatoes. Police recover body, set on high for three minutes
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Here's a word that means what you think: Teledildonics
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
All we are saying... is give geese a chance
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Long-necked sea monster resurfaces after 230 million years. Claims to be another love child of Strom Thrumond
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(DFW.com)
 
 
 
After escaping from the police, don't return to mock them
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this birch tree
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(WGAL)
 
 
 
Federal judge has given $50-million loan to keep Twinkies alive for another month. Get 'em while you can, folks
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(Ha'aretz Daily)
 
 
 
Confirming worldwide suspicions, 80,000 cans of foie gras actually found to be dog food
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Ninety-three percent of Al Jazeera viewers support the kidnappings in Iraq. Still no Muslim outrage
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(Google)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a legal disclaimer at the end of a commercial. Difficulty: John Moschitta unavailable
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Finally, the arrival of a "reality" show that involves serious injury to participants
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeanne threatens Florida. Major Tony Nelson orders her back in the bottle
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Eight conservation groups file suit to prevent killing prairie dogs on federal lands, even though it is so much fun
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Jesse Ventura feels your pain, will not vote in November. "If I vote for John Kerry, I'm going to get my taxes raised. If [Bush is] waiting for God to cure Alzheimer's, then we are going to be waiting a long time"
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Eating cheese may improve psychic ability
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Dogs able to sniff out cancer. In other news, everybody's butthole now has cancer
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's not every day that you see the words "Butt blow" in a headline
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Guatemala soccer team made up of prostitutes banned from playing because of their profession. With their ball-handling skills, they were a shoe in for the finals
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(Daily Record Scotland)
 
 
 
One in five British 18- to 24-year-olds don't know where their navel is located
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You haven't seen Goodfellas till you've seen all 250 profanities replaced by euphemisms. You melon-farmer
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Fark.com link approval process
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bush Administration: "We are not, I repeat, NOT dipping into the oil reserves for political gain. Floridians need gasoline to light trash fires to find the mobile home parks at night"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Atkins buys influence in schools to brainwash children. Fat idiots and those getting paid to pretend this garbage is acceptable wonder what the problem is
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(FoMoCo)
 
 
 
Skynet's predecessor, Roadnet, became self aware on Aug. 27, 2004, and man was it a SWEET ride
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(Honolulu Starbulletin)
 
 
 
When putting a slide show together for a sexual-harassment prevention class for the Navy, don't start with a picture of a naked woman
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Pope on a pogo-stick deemed offensive
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Thu September 23, 2004
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Truck used to deliver hot peppers last week used to deliver furniture this week. Hilarity ensues
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Upset at all the attention University of Cincinnati is getting, LaSalle University working to keep it's basketball team out of jail too
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(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
China looking to boost its medal count in the Bejing Olympics, requests "landry" as a new event
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(JPL)
 
 
 
Despite hitting it harder than Kevin Federline on his wedding night, Genesis probe pulled out of ground and returning science data
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Man legally changes name to "They" -- "Us" in a snit
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Think you're getting a free iPod? Not so fast...
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
After you stab someone to death, don't leave a voicemail for your girlfriend saying, "I stabbed him a couple of times and, um, don't repeat this to the police"
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
A crunching sound is good when you are eating cereal. Not so good when a bear is biting your head
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the monster in Paris Hilton's left knee
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
In California, you can smoke it, but you can't pull it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Two forest-service employees reported dead by Montana sheriff; walk over miles of rugged terrain to a better county where condition upgraded to "alive"
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Oslo, home of the sewer safari park, now working on broadband sewers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's "Fatal stabbing in the shower because he stole my tortillas and breakfast tacos" story brought to you by... Okay, that's just silly
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
American Civil War group dedicates plaque at the site of one of the Civil War's most important battles. In France
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
One thousand years ago, Andean peoples were using nicotine, cocaine and alcohol. Those Pre-Incan raves must have kicked butt
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
When locking your two-year-old in the next room so you can smoke meth with your friends, make sure you cover up all the electrical outlets or you may have to ground him
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(The Iowa Channel)
 
 
 
CEO makes $5 million donation to University of Iowa Athletic Department. School officials show appreciation by ordering him to remove all beer stocked in his private stadium box
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Having nothing better to do, the House of Representatives passes legislation barring the Supreme Court from ruling on the Pledge of Allegiance
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(FemaleFirst)
 
 
 
Christina Aguilera calls Britney's wedding "trashy, pathetic and low rent"
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Oprah audience members that received the "free" cars are finding out what those quotes mean
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(ABC13)
 
 
 
Woman changing in gym locker room surprised when Peeping Tom's leg comes crashing through ceiling
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
From the "news nobody ever wondered about" department: Cracker Barrel has a history of backing the GOP
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Ring tone available that promises to increase breast measurements of those who listen to it
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norway's Christians in national brawl about praying for soccer teams
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(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
A very young Catherine Zeta-Jones (not safe for work)
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
When planning a cruise-ship terminal, make sure there isn't a big-ass bridge in the way of it
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(ksdk.com)
 
 
 
East St. Louis City Manager may or may not have shot himself in the leg. It may or may not have happened at home. There may or may not be witnesses
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(Hull Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Boy recovers from leukaemia; chokes on screws left in bag of KFC popcorn
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(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
The proud producers of "Fear Factor": "If I can make one person puke, I've done my job"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Inappropriate sports training methods. Link goes to an example
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Court rules drunk-driving laws don't apply to riding horses
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(Soccer Times)
 
 
 
Fifteen-year-old soccer millionaire caught at a college kegger. "The cops came and we were like, get Freddy Adu out of here"
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(Internet Week)
 
 
 
Study finds people go through withdrawal when unable to use the Internet. Participants had incredibly difficult time not checking Fark for new boobies links
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(Leicester Mercury)
 
 
 
Woman in cat suit carries out random acts of kindness. Skepticism ensues
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(Enquirer)
 
 
 
University of Cincinnati works hard to keep students enrolled and its basketball team out of jail
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(Coastal View)
 
 
 
"Knowing that no self-respecting man smokes Parliament Lights, the officer opened the box to reveal it was stuffed with marijuana"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Meet America's poorest big city, Cleveland. "Cleveland Rocks" actually a song about their currency
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Handspringing woman hurls herself into museum art exhibit
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
New version of "Sesame Street" coming to Japanese TV, featuring anime-style cartoons and a frog named Pierre
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(Western Daily Press)
 
 
 
Restaurant expects people to pay good money to eat a glorified version of beans on toast
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(Channel Cinci)
 
 
 
Giants fans will soon be able to IM stadium vendors. 1 833R & a h07 d09 pl33z
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(Willamette Week Online)
 
 
 
Klingons would have preferred a different recount procedure in last election: "On the home world, if there had been a contested election between Gore and Bush, the honorable thing would be for Gore to kill Bush"
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(Insurance Werks)
 
 
 
Analysis of UK car accidents. Life was real bad last year if you're named Lloyd, married to Natasha and drive a brown car
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
College students install stripper pole in their dorm room, enticing a dozen drunken female "student-performers." In other news, Home Depot braces for nationwide run on stripper poles
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(Bath Chronicle)
 
 
 
If your pizza isn't delivered, you get a refund. If your refund isn't delivered, you get a free pizza a week for the rest of the year
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
CVS offers $4.00 off with purchase of stomach
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man, asked to leave video store, gets angry, whips it out and starts whizzing all over the merchandise
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Elementary school administrators rather surprised when they intercept walkie-talkie conversation regarding the destruction of school cafeteria
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Ever notice that eyes in paintings seem to follow you around the room? Here comes the science
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Kerry still ahead in the Election Erection contest, 57-34 (not safe for work)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sir Elton calls Taiwan media "vile pigs"
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(Nettavisen)
 
 
 
Eighteen years after Chernobyl, Norwegian sheep still glow in the dark
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Tigger-Goofy character again accused of touching breasts at Disney (with pics)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In honor of Kalashnikov Vodka, photoshop some other product endorsements
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Last Starfighter" musical to be made. Ticket booth actually test set up by Centauri
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(Some rock star)
 
 
 
Kerry's garage-rock band, The Electras, re-releases 1961 RCA album (with MP3s)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists take giant step to stop global warming: Vaccines to reduce farm animals' burps and farts
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
First pictures of the Fantastic Four movie show Michael Chiklis in a rubber Thing costume
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(AP)
 
 
 
New book salutes Otis the Town Drunk
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Rigorous scientific tests reveal what may be the most shocking discovery of the year: Psychics and spiritual mediums are full of crap
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rats to be outfitted with backpacks to find quake victims. Your rat wants hazard pay
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(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
Man discovers his knee pain is caused by Nazi bullet
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Most people just drive to the corner store for a cup of coffee. This guy flew his plane into President Bush's airspace
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Wed September 22, 2004
(NASA)
 
 
 
Conspiracy theorists at NASA have discovered a link between a massive coral death in Indonesia, man-made forest fires, and El Niño
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(Nat'l Hurricane Center)
 
 
 
Hurricane Ivan demands a second chance at Rocky, reforms as a tropical depression south of New Orleans
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
You know the Lord is mad at you when he conks you with a three-meter-tall cross
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
School officials use duct tape to combat the terror that is a 12-year-old student's sagging pants
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Photoshop a medical alert poster for Farkitis. Link goes to some inspiration
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
The Red Baron may have died from mistake caused by brain injury received months before death. Injury came from gun of Sopwith Camel flown by beagle
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Thrill-seeking 91-year-old female pickpocket nabbed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Liechtenstien bans nuclear bomb testing. France surrenders
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(NOAA)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, Karl, who didn't stop and ask directions to Miami, is lost in the middle of the Atlantic; will hit Iceland instead
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(The Ledger -- Florida, USA)
 
 
 
When tasering a fan during a tussle over hanging up a U.S. flag during a football game, make sure he isn't an off-duty customs agent
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(WebIndia123)
 
 
 
Scientists discover swimming in syrup is as easy as water. Still no cure for cancer
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(The Age)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Vatican's latest revision of the Latin language, it is now possible to ask the Pope if he sips merlot at nightclubs with playboys in hotpants
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(Philly Burbs)
 
 
 
Bush repeatedly confuses the names of two different terrorists, one of which has ties to Baghdad, 10 or more times
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Charleston, SC Fark party this Sunday, 1:00 PM, at the Blind Tiger. Drew's gonna be in town visiting a buddy so let's all watch football and drink beer
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(Enquirer)
 
 
 
Young girls lose dog. Neighbor finds dog and takes it to the pound, immediately adopts it and now won't let them have it back
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(WNBC)
 
 
 
Threats against Bush by upstate NY man possibly a hoax by neighborhood teens
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Malaysian man shoots and kills monkey stealing fruit from his trees. Boy, is he surprised when he discovers the monkey is his 68-year-old wife
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(IBS)
 
 
 
French "Spider-man" climbs 59-story building, reaches top, surrenders
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
The hazards faced by Naked Yoga Guy
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(AP)
 
 
 
If you love it when Jimmy Swaggart makes a huge ass of himself, then this is the article for you
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
It takes 87 calories for a guy to undo woman's bra
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(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Cardinals manager Tony La Russa almost run over by bratwurst during sausage race
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(Provo Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Apparently, kissing her neck, exposing yourself and asking her to try doing things that you saw in a porn movie are considered sexual harassment in the workplace
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian customs detain stuffed armadillo on weapons charges
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(BBC)
 
 
 
CBS fined a quarter-mil per nipple
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Lawyers say pictures of naked boys not from Wacko Jacko's place
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(noaa.gov)
 
 
 
Hurricane Jeanne goes full circle and is now heading for the U.S. coast; apparently used Mapquest for directions (with animation)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The traditional "Miss America screaming" photoshop
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(eBay)
 
 
 
When selling your pen on eBay, be sure to mention how fat your ex-wife is
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently, Cat Stevens wasn't accidentally mixed up with a terrorist with a similar name -- he's getting deported
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(Express & Echo)
 
 
 
British airline rapped for ad campaign which urged football fans to harass Euro2004 referee
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man suicidally close to speeding trains is just trying to reach the best blackberries
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Film crew shoots bank-robbery scene without informing the police. Jailarity ensues
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Makers of Hostess Twinkies and Wonder Bread files chapter 11, blames low-carb diets. Twinkie the Kid and Fruitpie the Magician now available for children's parties
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
A German telecommunications company says it is developing the first mobile phone that will alert users if they are giving off offensive smells; asplode if used by the French
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Kirk and Spock team up to create a movie, battle Iowans
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Time in church belongs to God, therefore we jam your cellphone
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(NYPress)
 
 
 
Apocalypse pretty soon now. All things end times: Toutatis, Bible codes, the Mayan calendar, Doomsday Icarus, global warming, techno-paranoids
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(Scunthorpe Telegraph)
 
 
 
Thieves steal 580 boxes of nappies from parked lorry. Large families sought for questioning
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Cigar-rolling class offered at Jamaican hotel. You choose what to fill it with, mon
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Lesbian waffles available in Russia. Tatu surrenders
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Police arrest ticket scalpers at Bucs games, then give scalped tickets to family members and friends. Your dog wants 50-yard-line seats
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Boobies pioneer Russ Myers dies
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Want some major cash after only two days' training to push buttons? Become a construction-site elevator operator in Australia
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Mad Tacker" blamed for flattening tires; filling bulletin boards
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(Washington Technology)
 
 
 
1984 arrives in Canada
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
EU bans girl-only ads
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
If you're going to steal large pieces of equipment, don't leave drag marks on the road leading to your house
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian talk radio all hot and bothered for all the wrong reasons over beauty in a red dress. With possible not safe for work photo if your employeer has a problem with award show dresses over the past few years
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Intoxicated man arrested after driving lawn mower nearly six miles from party to tavern (with charming mug shot)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Artist formerly known as Cat Stevens denied entry to U.S. on "national security" grounds. Guitar-shaped WMD under investigation
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(Some TFette)
 
 
 
Missouri Fark party on Sat 25th. Details in thread
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pharmacies bill government twice, thanks to the wonder of the loophole
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Attorney says heels may hurt sobriety test
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this group of people standing in the shape of a heart
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(Mccall.com)
 
 
 
Elderly gas station cashier fights off pen-wielding robber by hurling carton after carton of cigarettes at him. Behold the power of tobacco
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
If you're going to steal a stove from a third-floor apartment, you might want to check the porch for rotting floor boards
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(New Zeland Herald)
 
 
 
Nigeria loses Russian oil tanker. Emails going around the world seeking help to move the proceeds from dormant account
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Aw hell, it just ain't a proper trial if a man can't have his chew
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Ethnobotanist says recent hurricanes may be bad for homeowners, but great for magic mushroom lovers
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Seven-year-old girl survives two weeks in the jungle without food. Says she was inspired by the Olsen Twins
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If your Oreo cookies have yellow filling, there might be a problem
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Astronomers find sugar at center of Milky Way; chocolate at center of Tootsie Pop
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Once you open the flood gates, they stay open -- especially when the beams used to close them are stolen
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's fearmongering media article brought to you by Yahoo: U.S. to become decimated thanks to gene-engineered, hard-to-kill insects
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Tue September 21, 2004
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
If you want to win the lottery, move to Kilmarnock, Scotland
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Everyone's favorite lottery winner gets robbed again. He's still rich enough that cops aren't worried about the body found inside the house
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman standing inside a futuristic structure. What might lurk outisde?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thirty-eight sayings that will get you fired
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Kingdom of Bhutan to get credit cards. In other news, there are countries left in the world without credit cards
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Presence of methane on Mars stirs controversy among scientists,a controversy that won't die until someone blames it on the dog
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(News24)
 
 
 
Healer tries to cure woman's love life by putting medicine on his penis and "injecting" it into her vagina. Woman later complains treatment didn't work. Healer says he must give her another, deeper treatment. Jailarity ensues
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(WNBC)
 
 
 
If you are 63 years old, do not attempt to bench-press 260 pounds without a spotter
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Behind the making of the Star Wars trilogy: Apparently Fox execs were not happy that Chewbacca did not wear pants
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Japanese children do not know sun sets in west and also think it circles Earth
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
DNC issues press release demanding RNC come clean on CBS memos
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Sha Na Na concert fundraiser flops. "Sha Na Na was at Woodstock for Pete's sake, why wasn't anyone interested?"
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(This is South Wales)
 
 
 
Cigarette dipped in embalming fluid leads to "drugged fag fear" in Britain
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(WNBC NYC)
 
 
 
On second thought, perhaps mooning the judge isn't a good way to try for leniency after all
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State taxes, check. Federal taxes, check. Global taxes, wait a minute
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Chicago has revamped its rules for fighting fires. Samurai swords and nerve gas will no longer be allowed
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Russia's favorite lesbian duo to turn hetrosexual
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Boobies
 
College Humor's Election Erection (not safe for work)
 
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A quarter-mile in 4.39 seconds (205 mph) earns motorcyclist an arrest and set the informal record for the fastest speeding ticket in Minnesota history
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NBA team wants to sign free agent but can't find him
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Report: Second American hostage killed
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
For $100 an hour, psychic will check in with a pet to see how it's feeling, what it's thinking about, and help it work through any special behavioral issues it might be dealing with, all over the phone
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Federal Reserve raises interest rates 1/4 point. Your adjustable rate mortgage a'splodes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New electron microscope can actually see something as small as an atom or David Schwimmer's post-Friends career
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(ABC13 Houston)
 
 
 
Security guard, "fearing for her safety," shoots man for urinating in public
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Bob Barker gets to COME ON DOWN for another lawsuit
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Arabic style writing" found written in the in-flight magazine cancels flight
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Photoshop these hot air balloons
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Text of Bush's speech to the UN
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Today's media-fearmongering article brought to you by ABCNews: U.S. to become jungle thanks to genetically-engineered, hard-to-kill "superweeds"
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Stewart to surrender for prison by October 8. Kilborn expected to host show during absence
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man spared jail after burning pr0n magazine on aircraft. In other news, you get pr0n on Norwegian airlines
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In 1856, 200 hatchet-wielding women swept through town and destroyed anything containing liquor. Convinced they are all dead, town tries to over turn liqour ban
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Confessions of an elephant polo groupie
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Taiwanese government asks citizens to drink less tea so that the country can afford to fund the military
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Norway -- where soccer means chasing players home, knocking people senseless and threatening to rape spectators
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Prestigious Indian school closes because of aftershave-wearing ghost
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
University of South Carolina football team to play a 39-year-old receiver. Coach Lou Holtz to play tailback
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Dumbass robber: There is a bomb in the meat department, give me all your cash. Clerk: No
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Damn hippies. It's time for a Boulder Fark party. This Saturday, September 25, at 7:30PM. Denver-area Farkers also welcome. Details in thread
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Norwegians commission study to find out people think Norway is pretty, expensive and cold
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Sadly, Rodney Dangerfield can' t get no consciousness either
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Newspaper carrier arrested after using raft to reach flooded subscribers
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lightbulb has burned continuously for 96 years; obviously was not purchased at Wal-Mart
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(Waveguide)
 
 
 
Children's TV presenter slammed for displaying morning wood on show
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(The Times Leader)
 
 
 
If you bought fruit or vegetables from a Safeway in Seattle on Sunday night, there might be human poo on it
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(RRRRRR!!)
 
 
 
Photoshop pirate versions of everyday objects. Link goes to GIS of inspiration
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(Derby Telegraph)
 
 
 
Bus driver gets drunk on day off, crashes bus on school run next morning
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(This is Hull)
 
 
 
DJ suspended for making crude sausage jokes to little-known 'celebrity' chef during interview
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Car-theft victim finds, catches and sits on suspect
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AudioEdit an out-take from a day in the life of Charlton Heston
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Internet bloggers have drawn blood and American journalism may never be the same
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(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
Want to know the differences between high school and college? Here comes the science
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these microphone farmers
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Never bring a claymore to a court fight
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Offensive T-shirt sparks angry protest, major increase in sales
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Billy Joel now has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Plans to drive along the sidewalk over it this weekend
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's bombing over bad milkshake brought to you by Lakeland, Florida
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Half-ton man, now on 1,200-calorie-a-day diet, seeks gastric surgery, seeks same
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Man charged with shooting at cable guy. Eeek surrenders
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Apparantly sick of studying whales, scientists study whale watchers. Still no cure for cancer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Another running of the bulls ... in Texas
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turning off T.V. will boost life expectancy, leave fewer commerical jingles in head
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(Upstate Link)
 
 
 
After a six-year battle, it is now illegal to sell urine in South Carolina. Homebrew is still OK
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Thats the end of my show. DONK.
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Do you think Wasabi clears your sinuses? Here comes the science..
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
AK-47 vodka? Talk about branching out
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(eBay)
 
 
 
"About me: ...I am very elf-struck and possessed..." - hopes to have "intercourse with everybody" - should probably stop using free translation web sites
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Man attempts suicide by cobra. Police respond, shoot him
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Women selling nuts told to put some clothes on, stop causing car accidents
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(KSBW 8)
 
 
 
Sheriff's deputy learns the hard way that being drunk is not a good excuse to give your gun to a convicted felon in a crowded bar
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(Some Geek)
 
 
 
Chivalry and chain mail bikinis, a day in the life of a renaissance fair
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(Some Farkette)
 
 
 
Killer kites seal seven fates
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(The Times Union)
 
 
 
As colleges lose long distance revenue to cell phones, they seek new ways to fleece students
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Students get shot glasses before homecoming
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Today's "machete-wielding man confronts gun-wielding cops" story is brought to you by Boston
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Kentucky town is overrun with gray-haired people on scooters
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Photoshop these Octoberfesters
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Man shot in the Illinois State Capitol Building; building has been locked down
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(Yahoo)
 
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American hostage reportedly beheaded in Iraq. Fate of two others unknown at this time
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(Press and Journal)
 
 
 
Bad: Getting a three-inch nail embedded in your finger. Worse: 22 hours later, you're still waiting to have it removed
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
British Ministry of Defense refuses to recall machine guns which sometimes fire at random
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Flames seen shooting from Baltimore manhole. A shot of penicillin will clear that right up
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(South Wales Evening Post)
 
 
 
"I can't come to court -- my hair is a mess." With amusing pic
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India's railway minister says the Hindu god of machines is responsible for lowering the railroad accident rate in India, hopes the Hindu god of nasty smells starts to work his magic
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
China fines parents over $90,000 for having more than one child. U.S. continues to give parents who have five children and no job free food and medical care
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Are the IT guys getting on your nerves again? Take out your frustrations with Whack-a-Nerd™
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Blind man kills deaf man
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(Hull Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Women claim wooden stool made them pregnant
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(Reuters)
 
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CBS admits it was "deceived" about the authenticity of the documents we are all sick of hearing about, plans to air interview with documents' source
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Albany Fark Party pictures from Saturday. Get 'em while they're hot
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Janitor trying to sell drugs at school. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Hazing at all girl school included nudity and truth or dare game
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Allen Iverson shoes recalled due to choking hazard. Iverson continues to play despite choking hazard
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(Some Bowlegged Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker ctenidae and his brother after hundred-mile bike ride. Difficulty: major chafing
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(Fark Classic)
 
 
 
Miniature horses wearing sneakers help the blind (pics)
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(EbaumsWorld)
 
 
 
Hasbro threatens legal action over GI Joe PSA parodies
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(Yukon News)
 
 
 
Avril Lavigne wears non-revealing clothes to Maxim photo shoot
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