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Sun August 01, 2004
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Rub a dub dub... hot brunette in the tub. Not safe for work
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Pentagon looking at producing laser weapons that can stop a chicken in mid-cluck. No word on attaching them to sharks heads
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Welsh record-breaking chicken-baking attempt
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rare white Bengal tiger roams free through park for a half hour
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Security experts welcome hacker attack planned for February 2005
source: zdnet.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Ex-mayor calls cops to remove two women sitting on beach behind his home
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fire in Paraguayan supermarket kills 220 people
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A guide to Chinese takeout menus
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kerry slams Bush on intel; forgets as Senate Intel committee member he missed 38 of 49 intel meetings in eight years
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(Some Window Shopper)
 
 
 
Photoshop these girls in the window
source: fs-spoeko.de   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Old man with suspended license drives his tractor to McDonald's. Hilarity ensues
source: omaha.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MND)
 
 
 
Planned Parenthood t-shirt: "I Had an Abortion"
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Clear Channel now suing those who use their "BuzzWords"
source: tennessean.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
More mergers are bringing us multinational beer companies and fewer national beer companies
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Pair use lottery winnings to feed homeless for over 12 years
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Satellite)
 
 
 
XM or Sirius?
source: electronics.howstuffworks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nicolas Cage marries former waitress instead of giving her half his lotto ticket. Still miserable
source: wokr13.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wichita Eagle)
 
 
 
Golf tournament offers a $500 reward for return of 100 cases of beer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
World's most bad-ass stapler
source: tigger.uic.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The State)
 
 
 
Tropical Storm Alex forms off SC coast. Residents brace for onslaught of Weather Channel reporters
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(New Kerala)
 
 
 
Yep, it's a slow news day. Rachel Hunter found in mens' loo in California
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A headline made for the ironic tag: Bush to issue intelligence outline Monday
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(Warner Brothers)
 
 
 
The new Batmobile. Rednecks everywhere rejoice
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Retired general declares Bush's foreign policy a "national disaster." Captain Obvious surrenders
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Airlines can't pay their pension plans. So taxpayers will have to
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Terrorism threat level raised to High. Press conference to follow
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
In another brilliant public relations effort, Halliburton sues retirees who complained about loss of benefits
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(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Explosions rock Iraqi churches (pic)
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
45-foot-tall pine tree attacks couple sleeping in tent. No charges filed
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Neanderthals partied like it was 1999, giving credence to burning out instead of fading away
source: discover.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC5)
 
 
 
American Airlines computer glitch puts a halt to all domestic flights
source: nbc5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop what else Puff Daddy might print on his t-shirt
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
The Saudi royal family has taken issue with Michael Moore's film "Fahrenheit 9/11"
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNW)
 
 
 
Eleven-year-old submits winning design for Canada's new quarter. Bullwinkle surrenders. With pic
source: cnw.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Deck collapse at casino injures 52. Joker unavailable for comment
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(Netscape)
 
 
 
Cloning experiment shows cancer reversible. Still no cure for cancer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Having reported all other news, Yahoo reporter complains about Spiderman's web-slinging capabilities in the video game
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(Some Pissed Off Red Sox fan)
 
 
 
Nomoh Nomah: Red Sox trade Boston's favorite player to Cubs, celebrate continued Curse of the Babe losing 5-4 to Twins
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(This Is London)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop celebrities in places where they won't be recognized. Link goes to David Bowie ambling through Chinatown
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Owner of pharmacy decides to sell prescription drugs to the uninsured at no profit
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(Rochester D&C)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner, tired of screaming babies and irresponsible drinkers, bans anyone under the age of 25 from his establishment
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Couple buys 2,010 pairs of flip-flops to donate to Iraqi children
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Putrid, decaying seal empties beach as authorities argue over who should remove it
source: heraldnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat July 31, 2004
(Chron)
 
 
 
Man flying small plane experiences engine trouble and manages to land on an interstate highway
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Germans ask for WWII-related compensation from Poland
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(Some Gal)
 
Weeners
 
Buff cutie (not safe for work)
 
(McAlester News Capital)
 
 
 
Woman keeps an orange for over 80 years because she inherited it from her dad when he died
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this "matching funds" infographic
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
New video game lets you be a virtual farmer
source: omaha.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
New Zealand issues guide for prostitutes. Advises them to avoid repetitive tasks, carry a torch to check genitalia
source: hindustantimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Japanese princess suffering from too much stress, too many tentacles
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(wbal.com)
 
 
 
Todays "Naked man dancing on highway with bra and panties on his head" story brought to you by New Castle, DE
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(AroundCinci.com)
 
Video
 
Rare Sumatran rhino gives birth to the ugliest animal ever created. The Rhino Cam is there
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(Daily Nonpareil)
 
 
 
Fraudulent door-to-door meat salesmen plaguing Iowa
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(News24)
 
 
 
Another crazy dude chops off his own penis. Ironically enough, he's from Bangkok and his name is Dong
source: news24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Couple gets married in shark tank. Divorce to follow in shark's law office
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Missouri police unable to get ahead on torso identity
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(BBC)
 
 
 
You don't have to run naked -- but can you? "True Olympics" begin in Nemea, Greece
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
New Pepsi ad campaign will show just how nutritional the drinks really are
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(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Man judges chickens at fairs for 46 years straight and counting
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(Courier Post)
 
 
 
Pet cemetary decides to charge annual maintenance fee. Then decides to charge for past years of not collecting the fee
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(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
Theme: A chalice, an oyster and a backhoe
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(All Access)
 
 
 
Man caught stealing perfume, scent of tasered skin ensues
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Gene therapy pioneer arrested for examining the wrong jeans too closely
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Deputy fires on pickup coming toward her, possibly violating new policy. New policy suggests only using harsh language
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(Some Guy U Don't Know)
 
Boobies
 
Housewife takes fistful of fertility drugs, prays to God to bless her and her husband with a child. Gets not one, two, three, four or five, but six beautiful daughters. Risque for work
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kerry kicks off tour by interrupting four Marines' lunches
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(ComputerWorld)
 
 
 
Intel to hold off on launch of 4GHz Pentium 4. Hasn't made enough money off the 3Ghz market yet..
source: computerworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Would you like fries with that?" Mike Tyson practices for new career after losing to your next door neighbor
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Connecticut recalls 300 scratch-off lottery tickets because they were accidentally printed as winners
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton looks beat up, instead of her normal "rode hard and put away wet" look
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Teamsters picketing at cemeteries during funeral services as part of strike against burial-vault company
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(E! online)
 
 
 
South Park to be watered down for airing on broadcast television stations. Mr. Hanky will now be a Christmas dew and Cartman's mom will be "very friendly"
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Brits hope to manage traffic using mind control
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rumors of Al Zarqawi's capture false. He only "looked" like Al Zarqawi
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
"Finally, while he was sitting in the back seat, the front of his pants exploded." Like a boy on his first date
source: macon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(boston.com)
 
 
 
All hail King William! Photoshop Clinton preachin' to the choir
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shark repellent invented. Still no cure for laser beams
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Five great films you'll never get to see
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A brush with the law: Police cap dentist for having no veneer of modesty, exhibiting moral decay by, brace yourself, having naked lady on back of bike
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gigantic archive of television introductions
source: yasin.be   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Burglar banned from entering every home in Britain
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC4)
 
 
 
Rome wasn't built in a day, but infamous Ohio speedtrap town New Rome was dissolved in a day
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Used Australian underwear sale. Japanese businessmen lining up
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(webindia123.com)
 
 
 
The secret's out: French author reveals the secret of working without actually working
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(Rubery Village)
 
 
 
Man gets head stuck in toilet. Bowlarity ensues
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
"My love for Disney comes first; that's why I've been through so many wives," says man with 1,643 Disney tattoos
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Cabbie who returned $70,000 in rare pearls left in his cab gets offer for full college scholarship
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Authorities say there was nothing to fear from mysterious yellowish-green cloud that drifted through town yesterday. In other news the church bean supper had a record turn out
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(Bubba Jones)
 
 
 
Mom Of Britney's soon-to-be stepkids gets reality show
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop Sir Edmund Hilary Duff
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Fri July 30, 2004
(newsok.com)
 
 
 
Man arrested again after performing baptisms in a motel hot tub
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Why people really call emergency services -- from the stupid to the deeply embarrassing
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Coventry)
 
 
 
Seven-year-old girl with lemonade stand making $60 per day. Expects to make thousands when 70,000+ Phish fans surround her house in two weeks (with really cute pic)
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Art using box cutter removed from display at Denver Airport
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(Professor Frink)
 
 
 
Take "The Simpsons" personality test
source: matthewbarr.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(eastbayri.com)
 
 
 
Woman offers $250 reward for information identifying the serial spitter who has been defacing her shop windows for the past seven months
source: eastbayri.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Smelly Salami" poster angers Italians. Smelly Italians still OK with each other
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Audit finds high-level manipulation of Iraq contracts to bypass the bidding system
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Click2Houston.com)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret launches new line of underwear targetted specifically for 18-22 year old girls
source: click2houston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Roger Ebert reviews Metallica documentary; thinks Lars needs rehab and the band should break up
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Al Bawaba)
 
NewsFlash
 
Zarqawi captured
source: albawaba.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Activist: "Hackers, please attack our voting system." Hackers: "What system? Oh, you mean that smoking ruin over there?"
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Everything you ever wanted to know about Canadian beer
source: archives.cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
()Nowhere()
 
 
 
Theme: If mundane events involved as much trash-talk as professional wrestling...
source: search.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Young boy, fully clothed, injured at Neverland Ranch
source: wmcstations.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman shoots at lobster hunters snorkeling in canal behind her house
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark the Vote)
 
 
 
Create a banner ad for FarktheVote.org. Difficulty: Nonpartisan
source: farkthevote.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WNBC)
 
 
 
Surveillance camera shows cop, who claims he was shot by two suspects during a traffic stop, actually shot himself
source: wnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News 10)
 
 
 
Stupid thief wants gas, uses propane torch to get to it
source: news10.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The State)
 
 
 
SC agriculture commissioner indicted and fired for cockfighting
source: thestate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Man accidentally steps on foot of five-year-old boy. Boy's father kills man with one punch as man tries to apologize
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Homeland Security collects from Census Bureau demographic breakdown of every Arab in the U.S. by nationality down to individual zip codes, says it will be used to put signs in Arabic in airports
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Student interrogated by SS for five hours for taking pictures of his school. And wearing a turban
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New memo proves the EPA and it's administrator, Christie Whitman, knew that asbestos levels at Ground Zero were at a level two times what is considered safe
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
As a Farker, you already know how it is with squirrels and their balls, so this story shouldn't surprise you
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Seven-year-old impaled in the neck by a three-foot hunting arrow
source: news4jax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Castro interrupts Cuban primetime TV movie "Herbie Goes Bananas" to show "Fahrenheit 9/11"
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Derby Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man tells judge he can't pay court fine because his smokes take priority. Judge disagrees
source: thisisderbyshire.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Old SysAdmin Guy)
 
 
 
Happy SysAdmin Day. Pat yourself on the back and delete someone's ID
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(timesofindia)
 
 
 
Former Miss India and MTV VJ Nafisa Joseph, 25, commits suicide
source: timesofindia.indiatimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sheep learn how to do commando rolls
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York's governor, who approved a 38-percent pay increase for legislators a few years ago, vetoes a bill to raise the minimum wage by two dollars
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Courthouse employees finally find the source of a stench that had been stinking up the building for weeks: Dead raccoon in a duct
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Landlord only rents to vegans -- meat eaters need not apply
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Student Loan Guy)
 
 
 
Homeland Security Director Ridge to retire. Civil service job doesn't pay enough to put his kids through college
source: wistv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Three Tampa City Council members walk out during atheist's invocation
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bad News Fridays continue: Record budget deficit predicted by White House
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Super Fun Dungeon Run)
 
 
 
Gothic poem generator. "Languish. languish. languish. languish. languish," says he
source: superfundungeonrun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Huge explosion rips through Chinese sardine museum
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Teen suing NYC for $5 million because the school Snapple machine he shook fell on him
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Men charged with animal cruelty after tossing explosive-strapped rabbit into lake (with photo)
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Steve Martin defense works for Alzheimer's patient: "Your Honor, I forgot it was against the law to shoplift"
source: heraldtribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(GA)
 
 
 
Theme: The clandestine and brutal war that is ever shrouded from the public eye -- Hanna Barbara vs. Looney Tunes
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(KTRK)
 
 
 
Arkansas town changes law making Girl Scouts selling cookies door-to-door legal. Thin Mint black market expected to collapse
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Coaches top 25 college football poll released
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(news-medical.net)
 
 
 
Acne genome sequenced. Teenagers rejoice
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(George F. Will)
 
 
 
Political parties have become so much like each other that neither is worth voting for
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(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Explosions rock Israeli and U.S. embassies in Uzbekistan capital
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
After grueling research, Welsh scientists discover that they can use ocean-driven power generators as a primary power source. Still no word on that cancer thing
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(freep.com)
 
 
 
Donald Trump demands $18 million per episode before he starts the news season of "The Apprentice"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart employees stop elderly lady from wiring her life savings to scammers in Canada
source: newsobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNEWS)
 
 
 
Buddhist monks urged to improve their behavior after a series of scandals that included fighting with slingshots in their temple and stealing motorcycles
source: cnews.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man eats nothing but McDonald's for 90 days. Loses eight pounds, drops cholesterol and blood pressure
source: liquidcalories.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Scientists create the first synthetic rogue protein, called a prion. Here comes the science
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ADN.com)
 
 
 
Divers find 100-year-old ice freighter. Cargo mysteriously missing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is the perfect day to become a virtual knee surgeon
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(The Hudson Review)
 
 
 
A very interesting, if long winded, comparison of how America and Europe view each other, and how they are both wrong
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(Some Tired Old Guy)
 
 
 
The excitement is too much to bear
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dragons emerge unscathed after car accident while on the way to the Dungeon
source: foxsports.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Jakarta Post)
 
 
 
Keeping with the martial-arts theme, Thai authorities investigate kickboxing orangutans
source: thejakartapost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption these two fellas about town
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Miss America pageant axes talent routines, up points for bodacious bods
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What the world needed most dearly, a leetspeak bible
source: christianhacker.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Why we can't tickle ourselves. Here comes the science
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(UPI)
 
 
 
A bunch of suits talked about who they decided should be in charge (he said yes!)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
On air profanity heard on CNN after John Kerry's speech after balloons fail to fall
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Careening cows crush commuter's car, because it wouldn't mooooove
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Delta Air Lines considers adding surcharge for talking to an American customer service representative, rather than one from India
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Thu July 29, 2004
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yahoo matches Gmail in gigabytes. In China
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(NOLA)
 
 
 
"There are some stupid people out there," said the man with a bag of dope sticking out of his pocket to a New Orleans cop. Yup, seems that there are
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(Lincolnshire Echo)
 
 
 
Not to be out done by UFO crop circles, fairies are making mushroom circles, with pic
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Man goes on 16,000-mile road trip using only alternative fuel sources, including garbage, crawfish and cow pies
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(Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Soup Nazi takes on the pizza business
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Drive a hybrid? Take the next step and sell excess electricity back to the power companies
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Woman handcuffed, arrested for eating candy bar. Ashcroft clearly taking carbs seriously these days
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Military monks sent to quell uprisings in Thailand. Steven Seagal to consult
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(Some guy with alloy wheels)
 
 
 
Theme: Riced-out humans
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Americans sad three days a month; drunk other 25-28 days
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(7 online)
 
 
 
Firefighters battle blaze using wet cow poop
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Hogzilla -- the half-ton, 12-foot-long hog recently killed in Georgia -- sends up red flags among skeptics (pic)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
From the "Why is this news?" department: Michael Jackson goes for a walk
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Replace Abu Musab al-Zarqawi with Ahmed Khalfan Ghailani, replace Iraq with Pakistan, replace questionable source with Reuters
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
South African shopkeepers being terrorized by roving gangs of really large women who bum rush store, steal it blind
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dogs attack parked Mustang convertible
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Muscle fatigue is all in your head. PE coaches around the world say, "I told you so"
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(NBC13.com)
 
 
 
Mystery creature terrorizes Texas, eats chickens. Plans to vote Democrat this fall
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(Creative Loafing Atlanta)
 
 
 
Atlanta cameraman arrested after getting hooker in news van. Unfortunately, no film at 11
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
"Blue moon" due Saturday, despite superstition and rumor, rates of crime, poor driving, dog bites, and childbirths will be about the same as any other night of the year
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Most Britons are happy in their work, according to new survey carried out in breweries, strip bars and porn warehouses
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Cops storm home for drug raid after mistaking hibiscus for pot
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(The Sun)
 
Weeners
 
Prince Harry's been working out. The Sun is there (SFW)
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(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Pakistan says it captures a "most wanted" Qaeda man
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Scientists develop a way to convert an image of your eyes into an image of what you are looking at. First comercial spin-off dubbed "The Pervert Detector"
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canadian teens, apparently emulating their American idols, have finally given up on broadcast radio
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Today's "Guy running around a university wearing nothing but a plastic bag over his head" story brought to you by London, Ontario
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(iFilm)
 
Boobies
 
This week's Naked Joke, Ryan Conner: "One Liners" (not safe for work)
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Sixteen-year-old girl getting text messages, phone calls for Norwegian Prime Minister. In other news, members of ABBA mysteriously given cabinet positions
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Sony and BMG merger approved by FTC. Will now account for 23 percent of worldwide music sales, one in three new releases. Nothing could possibly go wrong with this
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Deputies are using "skunk gel," originally intended to repel cats and dogs, to repel prostitutes and drug dealers
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Menstruation headbands are a bloody stupid idea. Period
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(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
The staff at Martin Luther King Jr./Drew Medical Center has finally figured out where all their missing surgical equipment went
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's gas company quarterly report: Despite clams they are not manipulating fuel prices and only makes a few cents per sale, Exxon Mobile posts record profits up 39 percent from last year
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(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
Arabian-Latina Candice Diaz (not safe for work)
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
You can lead a horse to water, and you can lead dumbass criminals to jail by promising fabulous prizes
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(WNBC)
 
 
 
Guy completes his 315-mile swim down the Hudson River by dodging floating chunks of wood, plastic bags and raw sewage in New York harbor
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Bloggers at the convention? A bunch of vapid losers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. annual incomes fall for second time in two years
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Thieves trying to steal the night deposit bag from a business instead run off with a worker's lunch
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(AP)
 
 
 
Just when you thought they were done screwing around with your world, the FCC is now looking into whether there is too much violence on TV
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Saddam Hussein, who had a stroke, then didn't have a stroke, now has prostate trouble. Said to blaming "infidel Americans" and their muffins and cookies
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
One person was responsible for 70 percent of the 2004 viruses and no, it was not Christina Aguilera
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(E! online)
 
 
 
Star of "Kangaroo Jack" charged with rape. Plans for sequel aborted, to the dismay of no one
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(The Times Online)
 
 
 
When attempting armed robbery, don't try robbing gun-store owned by expert competitive marksman
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norway's current candidate for "World Neighbor From Hell" award finally jailed
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(Some Guy)
 
NewsFlash
 
Abu Musab al-Zarqawi arrested in Iraq? (Waiting for better source)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Federal investigators probing Krispy Kreme. Want to know why they don't get free donuts
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(Google)
 
 
 
Help revive Nancy Reagan's Hollywood career by photoshopping her into some recent movies
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Two men, arrested on public indecency charges for walking around Wal-Mart in thongs, won't be prosecuted because they did it on a "triple-dog dare"
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(NBC 4)
 
 
 
Children pull off daring escape from daycare center
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
No matter what commercials might tell you, new sneakers won't enable a fat guy to outrun a cop
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(Darkhorse23)
 
 
 
Atlanta Fark Party on August 13th. Info in link
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(Some Cops)
 
 
 
Photoshop these cops playing with pepper spray
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(abclocal.com)
 
 
 
Man requests zoning change at his home from agriculture to business; was rejected because his neighbors objected. Man turns front yard into pigpen with 17 hogs; says if he's rejected again, he'll increase his herd to 500 head
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(Tombstone Tumbleweed)
 
 
 
Two groups of Middle Eastern men allegedly caught crossing U.S.-Mexico border into Arizona
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(AP)
 
 
 
Alaska volcano wakes up from 12 year slumber. Joe unavailable for comment
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(Gamplayerx)
 
 
 
Annapolis Fark Happy Hour, Thurs. August 5 at 7pm, T.K. Sharky's
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ancient brewery discovered on mountaintop in Peru
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Wed July 28, 2004
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Bin Laden disputes "Fahrenheit 9/11"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Love him or hate him, Al Sharpton is probably one of the best speakers today between both parties. Text of tonight's speech in link
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(Dog Loving Paramedic)
 
 
 
Man is dog's best friend as he uses mouth-to-snout CPR to revive his drowned Labrador Retriever
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(wftv.com)
 
 
 
Playboy suing college fraternity over the use of their logo at a frat party
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Halliburton loses one of every three items of U.S. government property in Iraq; tells federal auditors to "go Cheney themselves"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Mug shots of Warronnica and KC, the cellphone-lovin' Florida moviegoers. The Smoking Gun is there
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(Shreveport Times)
 
 
 
Man complains to police twice, gets sent to jail both times
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Russia's youngest billionaire acquires British sports-car maker, TVR
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(AP)
 
 
 
Four-year-old named Ole goes luggage-belt surfing -- airport mayhem ensues. What does he see on the other side of the curtains?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Five reasons to fear the Democratic Party
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
Taking advantage of his "war hero" persona, Kerry plans to enter Boston by sea. Paul Revere surrenders
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The glorious return of Derek's Big Website of Wal-Mart Receipts
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(iFilm)
 
Boobies
 
iFilm's celebrity nudity showcase (not safe for work)
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(Odessa American)
 
 
 
Seems that the madame kept some pretty good records. Prostitution bust causes massive freakout
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's "burnination of the dreaded mango on the highway" story courtesey of Pleasanton, Texas -- which is like Pleasantville, only not as interesting or colorful
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
LOTR: The Extended EXTENDED editions. W00T
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(nbc5i.com)
 
 
 
Backhoe backs up into interstate traffic, serves as can opener for passing police cruiser (with pics)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Economists discover countries that believe in Hell are more prosperous, less corrupt
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Western media finds new ways to insult Russia
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
While the bad hackers were busy screwing up Google and Yahoo yesterday, good hackers were busy kicking the crap out of Doubleclick
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(wpvi.com)
 
 
 
Dog sets world record with 4.7-inch-long eye lashes (with pics)
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Martha Stewart offers to begin her jail sentence at her 153-acre country estate
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
University offers surfing degree. In Wales
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
73-year-old takes his wheelchair on the interstate. Traffic-jamilarity ensues
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Twelve-year-old demands Cheney be given a "time out"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Saddam's attorneys claim he has had a stroke
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Anna Nicole Smith defends Kirstie Alley's weight gain
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Police officer in cell-phone fracas gives his side of the story. Turns out calling KC a "good kid" was a bit of an exaggeration
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Possible Deep Throat dies at 75
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(Yukon News)
 
 
 
Theme: Porn references in weird places (see linked article). Must be safe for work, or linked if not safe for work
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(Google)
 
 
 
Who is the best rock drummer of all time?
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(AP)
 
 
 
Today's "snail mail arrives 37 years after it was sent" story brought to you by Seelyville, Pennsylvania
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(kotv.com)
 
 
 
High school wrestler subdues out of control passenger on Southwest flight
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(Times of India)
 
 
 
Orlando Bloom is the new James Bond. God help the Queen
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Bennifer. New hotness: Benessa
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton and sidekick to host Teen Choice Awards. What could go wrong?
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(Glossy News)
 
 
 
Toyota's hybrid concept sports car, the Volta, gets greenlight
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Vikings sign Brock Lesnar. Here comes the pain... in the ass
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(Ledger-Enquirer)
 
 
 
City worker digs up stinking $46k in landfill, reports it to supervisors who, after three days of laundering, report it to police
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Mental dynamo shows his support for The Shrub by burning 30 pints of ice cream, inadvertently inspiring new Japanese game show, "Happy Sparky Whiz-Whiz Cream Patrol"
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(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Unlikely lunch boxes
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Bob alert causes plane diversion
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
German reality TV -- featuring people wading in manure, cooking with animal guts -- somehow offends a few people
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In other news, CEOs keep getting richer. The rest of us, not so much
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Japanese counterfeiters making fake bills that cost more to make than their face value. Evidently there are dropouts in Japan, too
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(WKRN)
 
 
 
Man runs across five lanes of heavy traffic to pull trapped woman from burning car at gas station
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Youth job fair in Hong Kong includes ad by porn company
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(DeadBrain)
 
 
 
Daily coverage of The Daily Show's DNC coverage. Because no other news source matters
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Today's 15,000-gallon hog-manure spill brought to you by Humboldt, Iowa
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eggs that were once healthy to eat, then healthy to eat, but later declared healthy to eat again only to be declared unhealthy, finally being considered healthy from the Atkins crowd is declared unhealthy in a recent study
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(AP)
 
 
 
Pierce Brosnan says he won't do any more James Bond movies. Hugh Grant among those who may replace him
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Horse-mounted parade official ropes tow-truck driver and pulls him 250 feet. Tow truck driver seen reading a magazine while being dragged, just to make the guy really really angry
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Farmer and son find $20,000 blowing around on the highway, gather it all up, hunt down the owner, return it all, refuse $100 reward
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Florida practices for upcoming election by "losing" electronically recorded votes
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Cassini space probe finds Death Star orbiting Saturn. Trap suspected
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The noise is so bad it could wake the dead. Leona Helmsley is suing the New York cemetery for disturbing her dead husband
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Montreal Fark Party next week, Friday, August 6th. Drew will be there. Where should we have it?
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(mywebpal.com)
 
 
 
Director of schools threatens to "beat the shit" out of newspaper editor
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(SignOnSanDiego)
 
 
 
Woman attempts to stop burgulary by jumping on suspect's hood
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop this giant bug attacking a kid
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Anti-GM court angered by secret potato trials resided over by judge spud
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(KSL)
 
 
 
New potato-based powder stops bleeding instantly. Now all you need is a rare filet and a nice merlot and you'll be banging that vampire chick in no time
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
The Law of Large Numbers guarantees that one-in-a-million miracles happen 295 times a day in America
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(SignOnSanDiego)
 
 
 
At least three beers killed during kidnapping attempt
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Woman takes out her bitter revenge on the wrong car
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Baby, you've got a heart of wood
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Tue July 27, 2004
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Long-time character on "The Simpsons" will come out of the closet when Springfield legalizes gay marriage
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Cause it's Tuesday -- and something about Eva just makes Tuesday better (not safe for work)
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Explosion that exposed town to lethal gas used as First World War weapon, and a truck full of human body parts dripping blood are among the worst examples of pollution in Britain last year
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Democratic convention-goers troll the Internet for sex (with actual posts)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Old habits die hard -- Bush speechwriters caught cribbing an undergrad's term paper (Bonus: Random-ass claims that Cuba encourages child prostitution)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Create a greeting card for an obscure holiday. Link goes to list for August
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(Yukon News)
 
 
 
USS Ronald Reagan -- features and innovations
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Pennies per gallon, part two: Ashland Inc. "only" recorded double profits from last year
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Canadian immigration officers now require nude pictures of all foreign exotic dancers for their, um, files. Border patrol jobs now sought by teenage boys
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Burglars fish through letterbox for actor's keys, steal car
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(International Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
Japanese invent car with red headlights to show road rage and other emotions. Tentacles optional
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Arsonist catches self on fire. Cops attempt to put out fire with bullets
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brit soccer player's fiancee feeds $46k engagement ring to squirrels after he scores away from home
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How has Google farked up its IPO deal? Let us count the ways...
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog kicked out of the Democratic National Convention
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Egypt denies reports that it paid ransom for release of hostage in Iraq
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Media outnumber the delegates at the Democratic National Convention, three to one
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(Click2Houston.com)
 
 
 
Oprah Winfrey so smitten by a sandwich, she invests in the restaurant to keep it from closing
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Woman with irrational fear of whales gets attacked by one
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of actors, digs up Sir Lawrence Olivier for "Sky Captain"
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Kill some time this Tuesday and vote "your mother's got a penis" to No. 1
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
The next great space race: Two finalists to go for $10 million X PRIZE award
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Pregnant woman deported to Mexico claims unborn child is U.S. citizen, demands equal protection. ACLU to have field day with this
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
NHL defenseman kicked out of Vegas restaurant after plate-throwing incident
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(AP)
 
 
 
Iran renews membership in Axis of Evil by removing U.N. seals on its nuclear equipment
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Alert police officer pepper sprays and arrests asshat engaging in cell-phone conversation during movie
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Character actor Robert Sorrells, who starred in "Death of a Gunfighter" and "Gunfight In Ablilene," arrested for death of a gunfighter in a gunfight in Simi Valley
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Three-year-old goes for ride on luggage conveyor at airport. Hilarity ensues
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
WNBA marketing executive poses nude in Playboy to boost flat ticket sales
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Considering Quentin Tarantino wants to make a James Bond film, photoshop other movies as if they were made by Tarantino
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Two cows, on the lam for 15 days, recaptured after strolling through beer tent at lobster festival. Pink elephants demand equal representation
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mayor of Cypriot capital doesn't want wet underwear dripping on him
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(Washington Monthly)
 
 
 
Gillette Corp. spends over $1 million on free razors for DNC attendees. Razors immediately confiscated by convention security
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Alcohol is the Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde of the medical world
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ashlee Simpson can burp the alphabet better than you; still working on pissing away her career
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(Arkansas Democrat-Gazette)
 
 
 
Are you a felon who wants a gun? Just tell the gun shop not to run the background check within three days. If they don't, "the law says the purchase must go through"
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(Stuff)
 
Boobies
 
Look at Alicia Witt in Stuff and try to forget for a minute that she was Alia in Dune. SFW
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The continuing adventures of Dr. Sperm, DDS, courtesy of The Smoking Gun
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(Lincs Echo)
 
 
 
Insurance company refuse to pay flood damage claim because it was the wrong type of water
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Cult hit TV show "Sledge Hammer" to be released on DVD
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bush to dump Cheney; will pick Rudy Giuliani as VP?
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(Stuff)
 
 
 
Interview with a porn instructor (safe for work)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Man shocked to discover truck he paid $29 for may not be safe to drive. Says dealer now owes him a new truck
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Martians have come to Earth and they say they're going to eat everyone unless you show them a really funny photoshop...
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Publisher that owns "This Land is Your Land" may sue JibJab, the guys who created the Bush/Kerry Flash animation movie
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(Some Bar)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh Fark Party, this Saturday at 8PM at The Church Brew Works
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(Some 1st Amendment Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit these National Religious Broadcasters "get out and vote" PSAs
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(1010wins.com)
 
 
 
Friendly game of chess ends with man getting head rammed through plate glass window
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Mon July 26, 2004
(KCTV)
 
 
 
Carjackings generally go more smoothly if you know how to drive
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(Wired)
 
 
 
NASA to probe Mercury. Other eight planets cross their legs in fear
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Unclear on the concept, peace protestors beat up abortion protestor
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
One in 32 Americans was either in jail or on parole in 2003
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Saddam has been writing poetry in jail. Help him out with some limericks and haikus
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(Xinhua News)
 
 
 
Chinese send unoriginally named Probe No. 2 into space (with pics)
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(KSBW 8)
 
 
 
Dentist uses his own sperm to clean patients' teeth
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hotel staff are sick of responding to room service requests to find a horny, naked man waiting for them
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Fahrenheit 9/11" passes $100m at the box office. That's almost enough money for Michael Moore to roll in
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man in white briefs and black socks playing Paris Hilton in off-Broadway show. DVD sales expected to be somewhat less than brisk
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Catwoman tanked because "Boys like to see the word 'man', not 'woman' in their action flicks." Sucking apparently not a factor
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(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Google releases new formula for ranking search results
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop the hip fashions kids will be wearing 20 years from now
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(WTSP-TV)
 
 
 
Kids do the craziest things with bulldozers
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(Stuff)
 
Boobies
 
The Miller Lite Girls (safe for work)
 
(/.)
 
 
 
Google got trooble from Doom. Here comes the science
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Steven Seagal, everyone's favorite actor martial artist and now French music chart toppper. France surrenders
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
Canadian Postal Service forces pet stores to stop carrying mailman-shaped dog treats. Cat shapes still okay
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Ancient Olympics were plagued with cheating, scandals, corruption and outsized egos
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(Times of India)
 
 
 
Indian MP caught watching porn in parliament
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
New Strong Bad Email: DJ from Roseanne
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Colorado town elects a donkey as its mayor, making sure an ass stays in office. Your dog wants a recount
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
In today's "Do as I say, not as I do" story, Teresa Kerry calls for a civil tone in politics, then tells a reporter to "shove it"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dennis Eckersly and Paul Molitor inducted into MLB Hall of Fame. Pete Rose surrenders
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()Nowhere()
 
 
 
Take something that's obviously foreign and give it an American touch
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Senators, not content with sucking away all your money, also want to take your VCRs
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
What it feels like to be struck by lightning, and how you can avoid it
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Nuke experts says Israel's oldest nuclear plant is leaking radiation -- biggest threat is to Arab neighbors
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
High school student suspended for jaywalking
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Moore's law may slow down until we get quantum computer chips
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(Some Cheapskate)
 
 
 
Dinner for Mr. and Mrs. John Kerry: $262. Tip left for waiter: $0. Ending up on the "sh*tty tippers" website: Hilarious
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(MAARIV International)
 
 
 
Israeli Air Force creates all-female squadron
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart to sell "W" ketchup exclusively
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Ex-Google employee suing the company on charges of age discrimination
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(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
Eighty-one (and counting) reasons not to vote for Bush
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Britney Spears possibly grows sense of humor after visiting t-shirt shop. Whaddaya know, The Sun is there (pic)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
JK Rowling pregnant again. Harry Potter fans make plans to read final two books while in their nursing homes
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(klas-tv.com)
 
 
 
Squeaky chair sickens 100 people at Las Vegas office building
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Daydreaming train driver, chin resting serenely on open palms, shoots past scheduled stop scaring the living crapola out of passengers
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Female pheremones shown to get a 73-percent raise in women getting laid. Male Farkers begging for equivalent or at least addresses of test subjects
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In a shocking turn of events, the most recent session of Congress has been called "unproductive"
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Spider-man seen climbing buildings in Indonesia (with pic goodness)
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(Hoosier Gazette)
 
 
 
Man wins lotto jackpot two days after divorce from cheating wife finalized
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(thinkharder_homer)
 
 
 
QBert's back
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Simpson's Moe voted TV's most popular bar boss
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Washington's top 50 political contributors in 2003-04
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(Jason Bourne)