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Sun May 30, 2004
(Statesman Journal)
 
 
 
Disgruntled man is walking from Oregon to Washington, D.C. to complain to presidential candidates
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(Hoosier Gazette)
 
 
 
Dwarf from Big & Rich's "Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)" video is becoming a local Donny Trump
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(wkbw.com)
 
 
 
Eight-year-old gets on school bus and says to retired cop driver, "Hi homedog." Driver chokes kid with both hands and sends him to hospital
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(WCPO)
 
 
 
Fire truck responds to fire, pulls up, runs over firefighter's foot, brawl ensues
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(McSweeneys)
 
 
 
Pros and cons of John Kerry's top 20 vice-presidential candidates
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(N W A Online)
 
 
 
Despite two sets of rumble strips and an oversized dead-end sign, eight cars have driven into a lake at the end of highway in less than a month
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thai police warn of piranhas in Bangkok's canals and rivers
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cheney's office "coordinated" Halliburton deal. In other news, terror alert level to be raised to red to distract the public from this story
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(Las Vegas Weekly)
 
 
 
Story with a pic of contoversial billboard ad
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Prince Charles makes Bee Gees Barry and Robin Gibb Knight Commanders of the British Empire
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Weirdest day in 500 history: Letterman's car wins Indianapolis 500 for Rice, rain shortens race and now two tornadoes heading towards Speedway
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(AP)
 
 
 
Vermont man attacks schools bus fearing "major goat escape disaster"
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(AP)
 
 
 
Wireless networks increase but many lack basic security -- only a third have basic encryption
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(Time)
 
 
 
Bush keeps Saddam's pistol, mounted on a wall plaque, in the White House as a trophy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cataract surgery for tigress is successfully performed. Eye of the tiger doing well
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Photoshop Bush cracking up
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Winnipeg police launch inspection program to keep riced-out suicide machines off the streets. The cop from Fast and the Furious unavailable for comment
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
"The girl was so drunk she has no recollection of what happened to her or how she came to lose her trousers and underwear"
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Dead man proves anyone can graduate from this college
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Wi-Fi to go: New Yorker turns bicycle into wi-fi hub on wheels
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
The Governator becomes The Exaggerator
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Hard Rock ads offend Las Vegas -- you have got to be kidding me
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Postal workers can refuse to deliver election mailings they oppose
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(The Cheers)
 
 
 
Reality strippping -- feature from a strip club
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(RedvsBlue)
 
 
 
Red vs Blue, Ep. 34: Aftermath, Before Biology
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(kold.com)
 
 
 
Barbeque safety tips, No. 1: Wash your hands, even if it gives the burgers more flavor. Post your own tips
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(Miss-Information.net)
 
Boobies
 
Strip Poker searching for Ultimate Poker Babes (SFW)
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(The Desert Sun)
 
 
 
Woman wins suit against Justice Department, celebrates by planting marijuana crop
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(Nowhere)
 
 
 
Theme: What if all sites used pornsite-style advertising? Difficulty: SFW. Link goes nowhere
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mom brings gun to softball game, umps call foul
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Truck carrying 44 tons of stones wrecks at Stonehenge
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(TribNet)
 
 
 
Computers taking over human resources work. I am sorry Dave, I cannot recommend you for that position
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(Wine Spectator)
 
 
 
New technology will transmit the smell of wine across the internet. Mad Dog email to ensue
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(Turn To Ten)
 
 
 
Emergency brake fails on unoccupied loaded furniture truck parked on hill. Hilarity ensues (w/photo)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man rips off testicles
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Gas explosion blows man from home, lands two doors down -- still on couch
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(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Principal shuts down lunchtime "Christian hard rock" concert at high school. Move along folks, nothing to see here
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man on verge of greatest golf game ever, is struck by lightning and killed
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
June Squirrel hunting season may be difficult in Kentucky
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(Swissinfo)
 
 
 
Swiss capital offers city tours for the blind
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(AP)
 
 
 
Watergate prosecutor Archebald Cox dead at 92
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sunbather posing for Mr. Hefner
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(some girl)
 
Weeners
 
Sexy guy whips it out (not safe for work)
 
Sat May 29, 2004
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Calgary cops called in to break up street hockey game. Decide to join in instead
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
California approves first cellular bill of rights
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
French engineers complete highest bridge. Basejumpers rejoice
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(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass prairie-dog pups born; only mom knows how many (with pic)
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(The Omaha Channel)
 
 
 
Father-in-law of Supreme Court Justice Thomas told he cannot fly his American flag
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(Some Asian Guy)
 
 
 
Looks like Trogdor got a job with Asian Foods, Inc. Photoshop some other Homestar Runner characters getting a real job
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(Localnews8)
 
 
 
Idaho removes swastikas from courthouse
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(Cincinatti.com)
 
 
 
Seventeen uses for dead cicadas (with photo of girl wearing cicada exoskeleton necklace)
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(WPXI)
 
 
 
Bank backs down after saying "tough luck" to woman who got fake $20 from ATM
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(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Harrison Ford will soon be heading back into outer space
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Soldiers thank state museum, civic organizations and schools in Nebraska for sending powder for 3,000 gallons of Kool-Aid to Iraq
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Man convicted of smuggling marijuana and squid
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(Got to be somebody's babe)
 
Boobies
 
Old school hotness Phoebe Cates style (nsfw)
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
More Hegre goodness (not safe for work)
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Bus passengers exposed to mysterious brown pellets, nausea and vomitting ensues. Brown pellets found to be pinecones and dirt
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(AP)
 
 
 
U.S. Army say Pat Tillman was probably killed by "friendly fire" in Afghanistan
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
After 17 years of dimming, Earth now reflecting more light in recent years. In other news, Al Gore hysterically screams warnings about the horrors of "global brightening"
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(SomeStoner'sVan)
 
 
 
Spicoli lives on. Photoshop my guru into unlikely scenes
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Old guy beats the tar out of young burglar (pic)
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Stanley Cup in unlikely places
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(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
Texas teen held on $100,000 bail over high school hit list
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(AP)
 
 
 
A television sewn into a shirt sleeve, a 3D monitor sharp enough to stop a gamer's heart, the future of visual gadgets rolled out
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Coming to a grocery store near you: Giant-toasted ants, hand picked from the finest Columbian cemeteries
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(Cnews)
 
 
 
State settles suit with workers forced to do nine minutes of unpaid work a day for four years
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
British Cabinet members argue over chocolate
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Fri May 28, 2004
(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Britney's nipplies. (Probably not safe for work)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Winner of America's finest bathroom announced
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Boy hands out about 30 $50 bills during field trip
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Drowned boy declared dead. Taken to better hospital, where condition was upgraded to "alive"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Minnesota gas stations fined by state for selling gas too cheap
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(NASA)
 
 
 
NASA unveils "Robonaut" intended to replace or assist humans on spacewalks. Boba Fett apparently involved somehow
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(Some Tourist)
 
 
 
Photoshop farker Hydro-X's adventure in Switzerland
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sticking your pecker in a chicken while your wife's around is a bad idea
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Cat falls into oil tank, redecorates owners' home
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New spiffy brain-wave monitor will tell surgeons if you wake up during surgery. Because under anethesia no one can hear you scream....
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Iranian Parliament opens first session with rousing chorus of "Death to America"
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago alderman insists she accepted help from gang members because she thought they were legitimate businessmen
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(The WMUR Channel)
 
 
 
If you're going to eat the evidence before police arrive, make sure you eat all of it
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cable movie network advertising Gigli as a movie so bad, "you know you want to see it"
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(NEPA News)
 
 
 
Man steals $8,000 to prove his love and buy fiance a new car. "I'm freaked out about this... but at the same time, I love him even more. He loved me that much. I can't believe he did this"
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
NASA detects baby planet. Cigars passed out, pictures shown to everyone who will look
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
Kobe Bryant leaves courthouse, flies to L.A., scores 31 points to lead Lakers to victory
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Marijuana plant discovered growing in middle of Main Street. Pointless article ensues
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Ashcroft forgot to mention terror warning to dept of homeland security
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pope says "America is Soulless"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Car Talk: the Animated TV Series
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Judge orders man's mouth taped shut during trial
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Member of parliament in Greenland says he had to break into a hotel and steal liquor because it was cold outside
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Afghani calls Texas county dispatcher, racks up five hours of international long-distance charges threatening Bush and America
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(Practical Fishkeeping)
 
 
 
Flying fish impales self in man's eye, blinding him. Stranger yet, the man waits five days before consulting doctor
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Doctor addresses sore throat complaint by inspecting patient's penis
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Nixon's greatest hits
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Woman recovering well after spending three days stuck in her bathtub
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Meet Wally, the Green Monster. The Red Sox mascot. Much better than last year's mascot, Dick the Chokemonster
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Artists' show cancelled due to the fact that the "art" was just a bunch of cannabis plants
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(Concerned Co-Worker)
 
 
 
Melody, quit playing "Collapse" and get back to work. You've got things to do
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
British reality TV show allows viewers to watch paint dry, vote off least favorite pain
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop CerealCode and his jackass friends in a picture for their school newspaper
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(KY3)
 
 
 
Today's "cop impersonator convinces manager to strip search employee" story brought to you by The Simpsons' hometown of Springfield, KY
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Company president claims he set up hidden camera in female trainees' dorm "to prevent them from disappearing"
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(TechWeb)
 
 
 
Study finds only about 15 percent of spammers complying with the CAN-SPAM Act
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(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
University of Georgia, after 219 years, forgets to file proper papers and loses the trademark to its own name
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(CBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Canada confirms its first case of West Nile virus
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Magic: The Gathering player makes final table at World Series of Poker
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Godzilla finale to feature Godzilla battling 10 other monsters and the destruction of Sydney, New York, Paris, Shanghai and much of Japan
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Newlyweds take groom's ex-wife along with them on honeymoon
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Student downloads course material from Internet. University flunks student. Student sues university for failing to warn him that cheating is wrong
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Global warming can be felt from the dark side of the moon. No word on time, money, and lunatic on grass
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(iFilm)
 
Boobies
 
This week's Naked Joke, Mason Marconi: Weigh to Go (not safe for work)
source: wvw.ifilm.com
 
(The State)
 
 
 
Pigs given the opportunity to take a dump in the South Carolina's capitol, courtesy of the governor
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Today is one of only two days during the year that Manhattan gets a centerline sunset
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Man learns his name means "penis too big" in local language. Hilarity ensues
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(Wishing I had more)
 
 
 
Theme: "Money doesn't grow on trees." What other things do you wish were available on vegetation?
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(thisissomerset.co.uk)
 
 
 
Cow missing. Alien abduction suspected
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(Some Mom)
 
 
 
Share your mom's most memorable "mom-ism"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Homemade pizza will make your kids smarter
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Forest where Smokey the Bear was discovered goes up in flames
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Who, exactly, is "Rance"? The blog that has Hollywood abuzz
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Thu May 27, 2004
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
First Afghan entertainment network goes on air. Trading Caves and Graven Idol expected to be big hits
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Study finds Americans will eat more M&Ms if they are offered in more colors
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(Some h4x0r)
 
 
 
Wheaton gets pwn3d
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Email spammer sent to pound-him-in-the-ass prison
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(Fark)
 
 
 
AudioEdit your own OnStar call gone terribly, terribly wrong (link goes to actual OnStar calls)
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(everestnews2004.com)
 
 
 
Captain Kangaroo's grandson climbs Mount Everest
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what Twinkie the Kid would do if he were an actual superhero. (Link goes to GIS for "twinkie the kid")
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(NewsNet5)
 
Video
 
650-pound woman proves she can fit into a cab
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(365 Gay)
 
 
 
"Seriously, dude, I'm cancelled." Fox finds a program even it won't air
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Croatian doctors warn soccer team to avoid having "acrobatic sex" during the Euro 2004
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Kids bestsellers include Zombie Butts from Uranus and Walter The Farting Dog
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wanted terrorist goes by nicknames "Foopie" and "Ahmed the Tanzanian"
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(The Black Table)
 
 
 
Six things you didn't know about Drew's home state of Kentucky, including bourbon, pot and blue people
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
A hypothetical, mixed-party Kerry McCain ticket has a 14-point advantage over Bush
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(Wired)
 
 
 
New report suggests all dinosaurs died within a few hours of meteorite impact, possibly due to lack of Mesozoic-era Bruce Willis
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Just in time for Father's Day: Boxer shorts made from a sheared beaver
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(Chron)
 
 
 
(Sob) "We're only making three to five cents a gallon profit" weeps Exxon Mobil chairman (sniff)
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Dental nurse training tips: Showing your cleavage to a pubescent boy to make him "open wider" is unacceptable behaviour
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Minnesota Democrats take clues from Nixon. Republicans heard to respond: "Uff da"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
One very first solo paraglide, woman gets stuck on 66,000-volt power lines 100 feet above the ground (with slideshow)
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Korean Playmate Lee Sabi in "White Series." Not safe for work
source: kbitch.com
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
High school students angered over healthy food in vending machines
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Most divorces after age 40 are the wife's idea
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Boffins come up with formula to ensure the perfect sandcastle. With hilarious pics of right and wrong. Here comes the science
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tuesday's Flames-Bolts game earns lowest TV rating for an NHL finals game in U.S. since 1990. Earns second-highest rating ever in Canada
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Your child's next "Happy Meal" may be chicken and broccoli
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(Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Immortal super-baboon dodges electric fence, tranquilizer darts to escape Rochester, NY zoo
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Man claims breaking the world record for longest continuous TV watching a "big accomplishment" and not a geekish act
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(Duetsche Welle)
 
 
 
German man says avoiding exercise and drinking beer every day helped him reach the rip old age of 111
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
French newspaper Le Monde says Bush did not lie about WMD. Buries story on page 33
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Dawn of the Dead actor discovers he's Prince of Ghor in Afghanistan
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Guiness Book of records hurting for new things to record
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(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
During the Cold War, a numeric code was required to prepare Minuteman nuclear missles for launch. That code was "00000000"
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(Press & Journal)
 
 
 
Nepalese yak farmers have better Net connections than remote Scottish villages
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(Segment)
 
 
 
Cameron Diaz does not view someone stealing her panties as a compliment
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Sea-rescue agency picks up mysterious moving distress signal from nearby major highway
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(Galway Advertiser)
 
 
 
Peeing on monuments in Ireland is a "cultural thing"
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(AP)
 
 
 
Morons decide that surrounding their school with manure, blood and dead animals as a senior prank would be splendid fun for all
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Kentucky scientists plan world's first full-face transplant. Recipient considers future life fighting crime with talking car
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these statues at sunset
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Francine Dee, who was probably hotter before the freakishly large breast implants (not safe for work)
source: kinghost.com
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Scandal rocks International Clown Hall of Fame after discovery that they *gasp* inducted the wrong "Bozo the Clown" nearly 14 years ago
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So distraught by her ordeal, the Kobe Bryant accuser slept with another man soon after
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man suing Atkins for high cholesterol levels
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man loses lawsuit against Viacom over Super Bowl halftime peep-show
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Nixon too drunk take call from British prime minister. The Smoking Gun has the transcript
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Al Gore damn near explodes as he calls for Rumsfeld, Rice to resign
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(WFSB)
 
 
 
Burglar calls police to divert attention by reporting fake robbery in progress, gives them the location he's actually robbing instead. Jailarity ensues
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(AP)
 
 
 
Pizza delivery drivers in New Hampshire to do police officers' bidding, turn in underage drinkers for "booze bounty"
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Teacher's road to riches. Step 1: Listen to stupid parents asinine gripes, including that you cause cancer. Step 2: Compile statements into hilarious book. Step 3: Accept settlement after angry district fires your ass
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
NYC police having a hard time discussing the problem of used panties being sold on the street because they can't stop laughing
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(Go Pack!)
 
Boobies
 
Real life college boobies, accept no imitations. Courtesy of North Carolina State University (not safe for work)
source: www4.ncsu.edu
 
(Trentonian)
 
 
 
Woman grabs 350-pound police officer by the testicles. Ass-whupping ensues
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(Glossy News)
 
 
 
Klansman's sheet turns pink in the wash
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(Daily Nonpareil)
 
 
 
New "Great Iowa Touring Book" has "lots of pictures" of stuff you can visit in Iowa this summer
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Angry woman rides on tow truck's running board for two miles as she protests her vehicle being towed
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(iafrica.com)
 
 
 
Chinese businessman has killed eight million flies over the past decade in retaliation for lost business opportunity
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida subpoenas eight oil companies over soaring gas prices
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(Bedford Minuteman)
 
 
 
Groom, groom's father and groom's best man arrested after bar-bill wedding brawl. Mother-in-law feeling pretty high and mighty
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Singapore lifts 12-year ban on chewing gum
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(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
Ohio mayor helps apprehend bank robbery suspect on his lunch break
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(Roanoke Times)
 
 
 
Kid tries to hug school-resource officer, who "takes kid to the ground." Loss of job ensues
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered more than 100 species of bacteria living in a toxic and leaking nuclear storage tank
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(News 4 Jax)
 
 
 
To even up the odds, Jacksonville cops will soon tote automatic weapons
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's magic photoshop ingredient: Cicadas. Link goes to inspiration
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Flooding closes water park
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
British butchers to face fines if they give bones to dogs. Your dog wants whatever he can get
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(CNN)
 
 
 
World's first university discovered in Egypt. Petrified mac and cheese appears to still be edible
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
West Vagina phonebook riddelled with errars
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Wed May 26, 2004
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Gary Condit had a bit part in Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. The Smoking Gun is there. With vidcap
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not content with being 160-billion light years across yesterday, the universe suddenly imitates the Eiffel Tower. France surrenders
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In the event of an emergency, John Kerry's hair can be used as a flotation device
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fantasia Barrino voted "American Idol"
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(KOIN)
 
 
 
Teen awakens with penis drawn on face. Oregon's finest on the case
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(Some Gal)
 
Weeners
 
Construction Worker (not safe for work)
 
(Courier Journal)
 
 
 
Public dick shows small private to small public on bus
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Hippo sweat sunscreen is the trendiest stink at the beach.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's "dumbass robbing a bank then calling a taxi for his getaway" story brought to you by West Paterson, NJ
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Britain to crack down on hooligans. Next up on the crackdown list: Horseplay, tom-foolery and shenanagins
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(The Harvard Crimson)
 
 
 
When referring to boss's "anal retentive control freakishness" or plans to "get a shotgun and declare open season" in your blog -- remove its link in your work's email sig
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(BBC)
 
 
 
New York Times admits to not checking facts, having sports section
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(CBS 11)
 
 
 
Man jumps out window of moving bus when it doesn't stop at his preferred destination
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Monterrey Grand Prix winners
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
With all other problems solved, Italian lawmakers draft three-page bill on how to make a pizza
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(KCTV)
 
 
 
Entire extended family, including 86-year-old grandmother, threatened with arrest and thrown out of graduation ceremony for cheering. (With video)
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Clerk diverts hunting-license fees to own address by replacing Fish and Game's. Didn't take much hunting to find him
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(Ashland City Times)
 
 
 
Breast-flashing wife leads to threat of whipping your you-know-what, next thing you know, Rooster's shot
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(Pluck)
 
 
 
Fark's preferred RSS-feeder comes out with a new version
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(Sun-Sentinel)
 
 
 
Judge, kicked off the bench for repeatedly being drunk on duty, argues his constituents knew he was a drunk, so it doesn't count
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Man faces 18 months in prison for not putting enough sunblock on his kid at the beach
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Science proves that full moons do not cause epileptic seizures. Actually caused by imbalance of bodily humors, brought on by toad or small dwarf living in stomach
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(AP)
 
 
 
Postal workers deliver package with labels that read, "Warning, bomb"
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(Daily Record)
 
 
 
When appearing in court on sex charges, it's best not to wear shirts with a naked-women motif
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Man arms himself with baby, robs restaurant
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(AP)
 
NewsFlash
 
Terry Nichols convicted of 161 state murder charges
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Estranged dog owner rescues pal from shelter with air rifle and samaurai sword
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Ricer cars so popular that all major auto makers now offer ricer add-ons as standard equipment
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man charged with inflating bids on eBay using fake accounts gets two years, no.. three years, no.. four years. Sold!
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Martha Stewart support group urges you to drive with your headlights on during June 6th to show your solidarity
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Ashcroft: "Al Qaeda's own public statements suggest that it's almost ready to attack the United States." G8 conference, Democratic and Republican National Conventions most likely targets
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(itv)
 
 
 
Russian border guards ordered to smile
source: itv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Spanky the Clown arrested on child-pornography charges. The Smoking Gun is there
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(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
Linda Tran (not safe for work)
source: newsfilter.org
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Renowned transvestite sexologist accused of giving sex-change hormone drugs to minors
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Danish company gives all employees free porn
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(KRT Wire)
 
 
 
Future of space travel hinges on how bears don't sh** in the woods
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Cage fighter drops assault charge against Richard Simmons
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bronze head statue
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Dogs in Washington, D.C. to get stress therapy at resort hotel. Your dog wants $2,130 a month
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Man, playing Grand Theft Auto while on phone to work, yells "Bomb." Workplace screams, "Evacuate"
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Chihuahuas actually dogs. Anyone hear any mainstream media fooled into running the story as real news?
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Show and Tell gets out of hand when students find decomposed body
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(The Register)
 
 
 
That story about Rumsfeld banning camera phones in Iraq turned out to be the result of satire news and lazy journalists
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Resolution to ban low-rider jeans laughed out of Louisiana legislature
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Warning about a summer terrorist attack based on old information; nothing to see here, keep shopping America
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(Daily Times)
 
 
 
Man sues wife after discovering she was once ugly
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(WBAL)
 
 
 
There is a house in Baltimore, they call the House of Phung. It's been the ruin of many late nights, but never a crook this dumb
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson's show cancelled before it began. When they said "pilot," she expected a guy with wings on his lapels
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Killer swans drown two dogs. PETA spokesman left speechless
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(Xinhua)
 
Boobies
 
Miss Universe swimsuit slideshow. SFW
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rowboat and its rowers
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Only in Italy: Carpark for lovers who want to do it in their car
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Darkness lead singer mistakes young female fan for a music critic, tells her to fark off. Oooops...
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Woman nicknamed "Nazi" asked to change personalized license plates
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Times)
 
 
 
Man can't survive without consuming one kilogram of grass per day
source: dailytimes.com.pk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Google News)
 
 
 
Mouth bacteria defends against AIDS. Listerine surrenders
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mistaken identity leads to cement frog beat-down
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
Company invents odor-eliminating light bulb
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The Sun does a survey of the skeeziest pickup lines known to man
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(some bunny)
 
 
 
Not a lawn ornament nor a hallucination: Real pink flamingo seen flying in Texas
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Venus may well have been Earth-like long enough for life to either emerge or be transported there
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Tue May 25, 2004
(Watley Review)
 
 
 
DNA analysis proves chihuahuas aren't actually dogs
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to create a religion in one easy step
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Always ask panhandlers if they're carrying a straight razor before telling them to get a job
source: kptv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(securityfocus.com)
 
 
 
It turns out the truth really is out there, and the government didn't appreciate Chuck Clark digging it up
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Florida to spend $3.2 million to get Fark to stop using its Florida tag
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Shocked couple finds note from Post Office thief stating, "Dear customer, we had to open this letter to check for money or credit cards, there were none, so you can have the f***er back...
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Terrorists planning summer attack -- details sketchy
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Your doctor's necktie might kill you
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Thanks to Irish smoking ban, love replaces smoke in the air
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Church investigates statue weeping oil. OPEC not worried
source: theaustralian.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Spaceport to be built in Mojave Desert. Jawas surrender
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Photoshop this techno hairstyle
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(Daily Nexus)
 
 
 
Actor who bought (empty) haunted can of Coke on eBay for $200 trying to "formulate a plan to use it as a force for good"
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(Some Big Family)
 
 
 
Stop fighting with your brother, your sister, your other brother, your other sister, your other sister, your three brothers over there, your sister, your twin brothers, your brother, your brother and your brother
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Traces of Sarin found in roadside bomb in Iraq. For all you Michael Moore fans out there, sarin = chemical weapon = WMD
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Carry your towel with you everywhere today. (A bit late)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Phish breaking up. Tie-dyes now half price
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(Amarillo.com)
 
 
 
Getting a traffic ticket in this little Texas town will get you to a Texas Ranger's game
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(BBC)
 
 
 
84-year-old man returns to elementary school, calls Billy Madison a punk
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(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Magificent example of corporate greed: After couple of months on the job, Bank of America exec getting $25 million severance as he resigns to pursue "other interests"
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Monument to peeing dog erected in Russian town of Vologda
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(Portsmouth Herald)
 
 
 
The high school girls track team that drinks together gets suspended together
source: seacoastonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Utah highway trash-removal crews angered when they find that the liquid in discarded bottles isn't apple juice, substance in discarded baggies isn't Ho-Hos
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it: Coke unveils "new" new Coke
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
New documentary blows the lid off guys that use comb-overs to hide baldness
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man killed over wedgie. Police looking for guy with knife and high-pitched voice
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Win a weekend with Britney, including a stay in hotel room designed to look like her childhood bedroom
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Today's "missing limb at a zoo" story brought to you by Weedsport, NY. Give them a hand
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Congratulations to Dallas, winner of the Most Crime-Infested City Award for the sixth year in a row
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Don't forget to experience the fury of... our gift shop
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Naked man breaks into home and declares, "It's inside me." Gatorade wanted for questioning
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(International Education)
 
 
 
Police say "homeless" man can display sign claiming he "will work for donations," though he's not allowed to throw asphalt chunks at man with sign saying "He's a fraud"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mayor tells sorcerers to banish evil spirits
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Physicists, philosophers, theologians and other academicians to speak on the merits of Buffy the Vampire Slayer at conference
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Homeless man urinates into holy water. Jailarity ensues
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(nydailynews.com)
 
 
 
Bird poops in Cyndi Lauper's mouth while singing. Story half-way down page
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Walter Cronkite may go to work for MTV News
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Minor-league baseball team cancels "Sports Criminals Night" promotion after Kobe Bryant refused to throw out the first pitch
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(AP)
 
 
 
More proof of Americans' poor taste: Most stolen car in land is now '95 Saturn
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
God smites church
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Kentucky, where the ex-cons go to teach
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
CEO of business school shot in buttocks. Forrest Gump sought for questioning
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(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Anaheim Angels flight delayed, so they decide to eat 240 White Castle burgers
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Motorist caught doing 150 km/h because he was "nervous on the highway." Thought if he went fast he would spend less time on the highway
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(JP Patches)
 
 
 
Photoshop Bodie Island lighthouse
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Area designated for protestors at DNC a "cesspool" construction area of dirt and building equipment. Also known as the city of Boston
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Distant relative of Adolf Hitler possibly entitled to royalties from sale of book "Mein Kampf." Turns down offer, wants no part of it
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(wftv)
 
 
 
If you must make out with your stolen money, don't do it in front of the surveillance cameras (with video)
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Asashoryu beats Hokutoriki to win sumo's Emperor's Cup. Bukkake and Hentai to play-off for third place
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Crane brought in to remove trees that may topple and crush house; topples and crushes house
source: couriermail.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Republican candidates cutting corners to meet campaign caws. Literally
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mysterious sensor on railroad tracks turns out to be from slack-ass employee hoping to sleep on the job
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Viennese Vegetable Orchestra wows the crowd; provides 100 percent of your daily nutritional needs
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this polar bear
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
When shooting upskirt photos of cute women on escalators in front of cops, ensure you have the flash on your camera OFF
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hello, world? Remember the real reason why you all kiss America's ass? It's preparing to test some more
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
My big sick, puking Greek funeral
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's a shame they don't teach basic plumbing at spy school
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man shot in head while driving manages to avoid crashing into house, walks up to door, and asks for 911 call
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KFTY)
 
 
 
Hollywood stars band together for a cause they are qualified for -- saving their favorite chicken restaurant
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tolkien's house for sale. LOTR fans digging in their couch cushions for change
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(VOA News)
 
 
 
Study finds that the Beagle Mars mission was a failure due to French electronics, English cooking, German lovers and Italian organization
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Convicted bus driver must watch surgery
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Nice girl next door. Not safe for work
 
Mon May 24, 2004
(FinancialTimes)
 
 
 
It's time to put the "no exit strategy" myth to bed: President Bush lays out post-war plan
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Kids armed with sticks chase down potential child molester. Jailarity ensues
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
Experimental antidepressent could also help treat paralysis. Still no cure for kryptonite
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oakland Raiders fans prepare to celebrate (by tuning up Harleys, snorting another line of crank, brushing their tooth) as Raiders sign Kerry Collins as their QB
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"There's no question, he was a fat fun guy, but a fat fun guy who was gonna die"
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Rescue workers respond to report of beached manatees. Arrive to discover manatees not beached, rather they are making sweet, sweet love (with video)
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(Information Week)
 
 
 
The next generation of cell phones may come with hard drives. Well I don't have to tell you what that means, but if you need a hint it starts with a "p" ends with an "o" and has a "orn on the g" in the middle
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(KCBS.com)
 
 
 
Traffic reporter's plane runs out of gas, lands on freeway, creates traffic jam
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(ljworld.com)
 
 
 
Man's friends wonder why he wants to be a funeral director, besides all the sex
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(Local6)
 
 
 
High school fish club horrified after vandals decapitate their beloved collection with school's paper cutter
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Baseball's strangest injuries
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: To celebrate the genetic research on differing dog breeds, come up with a new breed of dog
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(azfamily.com)
 
 
 
Teens with fireworks and poor throwing skills burn up themselves and their car (with video report)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg is getting a divizzle
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(NBC4.tv.com)
 
 
 
McDonald's to test the waters of the McDVD rental market
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Tractor-trailer carrying load of bananas crashes and melts part of I-465
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Phone company admits to raising prices "because it could"
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(KYW Newsradio)
 
 
 
Security at Independence Hall perfectly planned to the last detail, except that there are no public restrooms in the secure zone. So you can either leave and come back through security screening, or pee on the Liberty Bell when no one's looking
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cicada flies into driver's window. Hilarity ensues
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Student hangs herself after erroneous text message said she failed exams
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Baby born from sperm frozen 21 years ago; can't believe Quiet Riot broke up
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
New "R-card" will let underage kids into R-rated movies
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
And you thought checking your hotel bedsheets for fresh blood was a silly habit
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"The Iliad" translated into "messenger speak." +r0y \/\/uz +0+@||y pwn3d...11
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Legendary comic Spike Milligan granted his final wish: The words "I told you I was ill" on his headstone
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Palestinian terror group plans on killing Madonna. If successful, they'll go after other Eighties pop stars like Kajagoogoo and Wang Chung
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Luna the Lonely Orca will have to stay lonely a little longer
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Swedish moose steals bicycle
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(Nationaltrust.org)
 
 
 
The entire state of Vermont has been placed on the list of the most endangered places. The evil alleged culprit? Wal-Mart. Muhahahahaha...
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(eTaiwanNews.com)
 
 
 
"Air Jordan" parties hard in Taiwan, angering fans who are now disillusioned by "His Airness"
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Bored office worker creates 105-pound rubber-band ball, names it "Reba"
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(Chron)
 
 
 
David's weener has never looked shinier
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(Amarillo.com)
 
 
 
You can now take drivers ed online in Texas. To graduate, you must prove you can get past the first level on GTA: Vice City
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(Some Bruin)
 
 
 
Photoshop farker's moronic, bear-riding friends
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Blind golfer cleared of cheating charges
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Stardom has gone to the heads of Lindsay Lohan's horrid relatives
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
New Yorker swims entire length of Hudson River and lives to tell about it
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(Maine Today)
 
 
 
Girlfriend from hell arrested for drowning boyfriend's dog
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kabul golf course reopens. Hitting a land mine is a two-stroke penalty
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Euros having hissy fits after Norwegian princess wears flashy dress to royal wedding. Lots of pics and bitchy comments
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(CNN)
 
 
 
High school senior-class highlights DVD includes footage of Spring Break wet T-shirt contest
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Dance Dance Revolution helps kids lose weight. Some schools incorporate it into their PE programs
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(Repubblica.it)
 
Boobies
 
Valeria Golino pulls a Janet on live Italian TV (NSFW pic if you're American)
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(West Press)
 
 
 
Article about fat hamster cheating death by vacuum cleaner. Sounds kinky. Isn't
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Home video of "wedding party" attacked by U.S.helicopters shows actual wedding party taking place
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Behold the Cheatar
source: homestarrunner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Cute, big-busted blonde (not safe for work)
source: click4teens.com
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Elderly woman, addicted to "recycling," fills house with 20 tons of garbage
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(Some Paintballer)
 
 
 
Tony Blair (unwillingly) involved in paintball game at House of Commons
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(Independent)
 
 
 
£200,000 flawless diamond embedded in front of Formula One car lost when rookie crashes
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(WCCO)
 
 
 
Princeton campus store plagued with shoplifters "so privileged, that they have the privilege to steal"
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(this is brighton and hove)
 
 
 
Strange cylindrical object seen hanging in air has been identified as invader from planet Argos. The catalogue store Argos, that is
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop something other than a baseball that Prince Fielder is focused on catching
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(Some Gooback)
 
 
 
No. 1: Take any South Park episode. No. 2: AudioEdit a song. No. 3: Profit. (Link goes to example. Difficulty: Take samples from only one episode)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man swallows three-inch knife to avoid weapons charge. Indigestion ensues
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(News Journal Online)
 
 
 
Manager's spouse and children interrupt strike with picket signs of their own: "I miss you, mom" and "I hear Enron is hiring"
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Man set to unveil his "cabinet of curiosities," including Feejee Mermaids, Hands of Glory
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Detectives raise money for charity by cycling to every distillery in Scotland
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"One kilogram of fusion fuel would produce the same amount of energy as 10,000,000 kg of fossil fuel"
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