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Sun May 16, 2004
(Cubs.com)
 
 
 
Sammy Sosa out with back spasms after sneezing fit. In other baseball news, Jose Lima's wife still has exceedingly large breasts
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(Taipei Times)
 
 
 
Sister Radio under fire for airing two solid minutes of faked orgasmic noises
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Milwaukee's Ben Sheets strikes out 18 batters -- the most by a major-league pitcher in three years -- in three-hit complete game win against Braves
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(Post Gazette)
 
 
 
Using moving cars for target practice is generally not recommended when trying out your new rifle
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
Powell aide attempts to cut short Meet the Press interview; fails
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Spraying the other person with tear gas to win a staring contest is cheating
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Jet fighter grown so fat on government pork that it may not be able to take off
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In honor of their receiving honorary doctorates from the University of Manchester, photoshop surviving BeeGees Barry and Robin Gibb in their fabulous graduation gowns
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(SomeBrunette)
 
Weeners
 
Seven pages of semi-safe-for-work Sunday morning scenery for your surfing pleasure
source: nochicktrix.com
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Boy falls from carnival ride after drunk operator throws it in overdrive
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Sexy brunette lurking in the shadows (not safe for work)
 
(USA Weekend)
 
 
 
The top 10 "fun" places in America are listed for your perusal and debate
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(HowStuffWorks.com)
 
 
 
Surviving a trip over Niagra Falls. Here comes the science
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(Fredericksburg.com)
 
 
 
In honor of Sea-Monkey Appreciation Day, here's everything you ever wanted to know about Sea-Monkeys
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Two trains crash in Italy, 30 injured
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The kinder, gentler Sicilian Cosa Nostra introduced. There will be more of you that pay, so there will be less to pay
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
You know your commute sucks when a steel girder falls on your car
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bandits steal 5,000 pounds of grease. Police looking for a bold, fat, yellow adult Homer and his son Bart
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado facing severe shortages... of sand
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(Hanooki.com)
 
 
 
Court orders jobless man to pay $2,500 for stealing $0.80
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(Times Star)
 
 
 
Family raking in big bucks selling owl upchuck
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these purported replacements for Kentucky's ugly-ass "Smiley" plate
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gamers' average ages clock in at 29, according to a new survey -- and 41 percent of gamers are women
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Spring's hottest color trend is men's pink
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Quentin Tarantino wants to do a James Bond movie -- Casino Royale
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Previous hoaxes that the British media believed
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(Newark Advocate)
 
 
 
Nine school buses of clowns converge on Newark's Square. Floppy shoes prove to be an impedance to riot police with silly string and laughing gas
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
DNA evidence from a thigh bone may prove Irishman is due an inheritance of millions of dollars
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Doctor -- who said cold fusion will work, was planning on going to DC next week to prove it -- murdered Halliburton held for questioning, black helicopters seen circling
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(Washingtontimes.com)
 
 
 
American Oymplians told not to wave Stars & Stripes at Olympics. If asked country of origin, just pretend to be Canadian
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Commander of famed "Memphis Belle" B-17 bomber dies at 85
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(Omaha News)
 
 
 
Police investigating why elderly couple's home interior was decorated with human blood
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(rugby heaven)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rugby fan
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(Cole Sear)
 
 
 
Man gets call saying his wife was just killed in car crash, but nobody knows who called or how they knew
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(TechTV)
 
 
 
Build your own stun gun with a glove, some wire, and a disposable camera. McGuyver unavailable for comment
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ronald McDonald gets busted at McProtest, goes to McJail. Soon to be McBoyfriend
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Squiggy from "Laverne and Shirley" lands job as Seattle Mariners scout
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Degenerate gambler skips sentencing to play poker
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Dying cancer patient admits to killing man nine years ago
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(Boxing Central)
 
 
 
Roy Jones, Jr. musta forgot how to defend himself, gets knocked out in two rounds
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Most Scottish men prize a big beer belly over "puny" six-pack abs
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(Seattle)
 
 
 
Seattle group wants to have a league of women who wear short skirts, ride around on skates, and dog-pile each other
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme executives hope to glaze over mounting shareholder lawsuits
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bird on the run from the long arm of the law
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Joan Jett's bassist sues club for $100 million after beating ends his obviously bright future in music
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Sat May 15, 2004
(some girl)
 
Weeners
 
Cute guy in ripped jeans (not safe for work)
source: ipornos.com
 
(Chiff)
 
 
 
Fark and Slashdot referred to as hunter/gatherers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Movie hunks: Good avengers, bad boyfriends?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Firefighters save man's marijuana crop from blaze
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Unbeaten Smarty Jones wins Preakness. Next stop: Belmont
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Police have arrested two men carrying 250 human skulls. Men claim they were just trying to get ahead
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Man ill after gorging on sauteed cicadas
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(Argus Online)
 
 
 
Woman stabbed after trying to break up fork fight during family dinner
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(theolympian.com)
 
 
 
Step 1: Play audio of Berg decapitation on morning show. Step 2: Laugh and make jokes over the audio. Step 3: Get your stupid asses fired
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(International Education)
 
 
 
Bear devours family pigs nightly, attempts to blow up family home by rupturing propane tank. Homeowner decides it's a good idea to sleep with bedroom window open from now on. Hilarity likely to ensue
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(North County Times)
 
 
 
California farms transform cow manure into electricity. Residents fear upcoming summer brown-outs
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(MSN)
 
 
 
It was difficult to find an actress to play Helen in the movie Troy, because they had to find a woman everyone would hit
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(NBC5)
 
 
 
Two-headed turtle found in South Carolina (with pics and video)
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(Farkers Anonymous)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop what a FA meeting would be like (Farkers Anonymous)
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(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Escaped lion turns herself in. Damn cat needs to get itself some pride
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(Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Woman ordered not to have children is pregnant again
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
People will be running naked through the streets of San Francisco tomorrow morning
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man sells PowerBook on Ebay, gets fraudulent offer, sends scammer p-p-p-powerbook instead
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow gives birth to daughter named Apple. MicroSoft gearing up for patent infringement lawsuit
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(Sample idioms)
 
 
 
Theme: Literal interpretations of idioms. Difficulty: No beating around the bush
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(NewKarala)
 
 
 
Indian police crack down on eunuchs after reports of forced conversions
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(BBC)
 
 
 
London government takes over whorehouse, converts it into homeless shelter
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
UC Davis sends email to 90 students, telling them they are accepted. Then students find out otherwise
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Man makes 190 prank calls to police, including one threatening to blow up police department with four-ton bomb. "I was drinking. It was fun to see things thrown into confusion"
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(NBCSandiego.com)
 
 
 
Teachers suspended for showing hostage-beheading video to students
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Sherlock Holmes expert kills self over Arthur Conan Doyle auction. Or did he?
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man surprised to find burglar in his shower
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Middle school food fight gets out of control. Senator Blutarsky unavailable for comment
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(bizjournals.com)
 
 
 
Apparently, insinuating Latin American women are sexy (hot) is an insult when compared to a cold Tecate
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(Some Webster)
 
 
 
Replace any word in a famous quote with "muffin"
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(Google Image Search)
 
 
 
Photoshop unlikely Queer Eye spin-offs
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(Discovery.com)
 
 
 
Man flies rocket plane just to the edge of space. Space-station pizza delivery almost a reality
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Crazy Phil Spector shows his chauffeur the "Wall of Fist" sound he's been perfecting
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(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Man fined $243 for carrying a "F U G W" sign
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(ChannelCincinnati.com)
 
 
 
Busty 13-year-old sent home from graduation for too much cleavage (with video)
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Home owners find out that property values and raw sewage come up and down the same drain
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Fri May 14, 2004
(CBS News)
 
 
 
SUNY student's ringing cell phone causes gas station fire
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(roadrunnerrecords.com)
 
 
 
Ace Frehley's UFO encounter to be included In VH1's "100 Most Metal Moments"
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(eBay)
 
 
 
17-year-old cicada for sale. Get one before everyone on your block has one
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(The Boston Channel)
 
NewsFlash
 
Supreme Court refuses to bar Massachusetts same-sex marriages
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Zacarias Moussaoui's possession of Nick Berg's email password explained
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The "doctor" on Fox's The Swan got her degree from an unaccredited school. The Smoking Gun is there
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(Sydney Morning Hearld)
 
 
 
Greenpeace charged with century-old maritime crime originally created for prostitutes
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Note to those wanting to impersonate cops: Real badges don't say "Pussy Inspector" on them
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(Google)
 
 
 
Unlikely Anne Geddes photos
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(National Review Online)
 
 
 
Al Gore endorses scientifically panned eco-disaster film The Day After Tomorrow, ensuring it will lose to Kerry in the primaries
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Riptides kill three off Florida coast. Cody Allen and Nick Ryder sought for questioning
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(Marietta [Ohio] Times)
 
 
 
Two men sue Fark's favorite Powerball winner, Jack Whittaker, claiming he had them kicked out of nightclub after losing coin tosses to one of them. (Third story on page)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Entertainment at Mexican religious festival includes town mayor and Catholic priest getting drunk and beating each other up until priest guns down mayor
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Angry cellphone customer takes off shirt, puts on safety goggles and trashes Verizon store
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(WBIR TV)
 
 
 
Man refuses to give up freshly washed car to carjacker
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
More reality TV garbage: Seriously, Dude, I'm Gay
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Obligatory sex pics of Ashton and Demi stolen; soon to be unleased upon a frightened populace
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
$30,000 bounty for picture of Osmonds' mom in coffin
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"We had a stab wound to the arm from a kid who was trying to kill a cicada on the arm of another child but unfortunately he was using a knife," Baker added
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(Wired)
 
 
 
U.S. Army stages mock assault on E3 expo with Blackhawk helicopters and real assault rifles. Without telling anyone it was a promotion. Hilarity ensues
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Robots may protect drinking water. Also might dig their way to Zion and destroy the Resistance
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(AP)
 
 
 
Woman missing part of skull finally allowed to have surgery. "There's no reason not to replace that as soon as you can, I don't like to have people who are walking not have their skull"
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Army may draft gamers
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Cameroon fined $155,000, docked six points in World Cup qualification because soccer team wore body suits. Tron guy unavailable for comment
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(The State)
 
 
 
Chicken catcher's dreams of glory dashed, vows revenge on saboteurs
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(AP)
 
 
 
Woman who wasn't allowed to join National Honors Society because she was caught kissing her boyfriend finally let in 51 years later, because, as it turns out, that was a stupid rule
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Nurse to patient: "Listen, take this pill or I'll shove it up your ass...ok, you asked for it...." Later on: "well, whaddayaknow"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"It appears to be incompetent use of a forklift"
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oil prices highest ever. If this headline looks familiar, it's because it's a new record every single freakin' day
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NASA discovers $565 billion accounting error
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(Paralympics)
 
 
 
Maryland Governor apologizes for calling multiculturalism "bunk" and "crap"
source: baltimoresun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sky.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
Editor of the Daily Mirror sacked as British Iraqi abuse photos turn out to be a hoax
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(FindLaw)
 
 
 
Vatican warns Catholic women not to marry Muslim men. Vatican apparently terrified of hellish offspring that will molest altar boys then blow them up
source: news.findlaw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tron Guy to make second Jimmy Kimmel Live appearance tonight
source: jmaynard.livejournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Breastfeeding cuts heart disease risk, but you have to do it when you're a baby
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Trial lawyers succeed in banning childbirth
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(MLB.com)
 
 
 
Dodgers pitcher Jose Lima sings "God Bless America" and the national anthem at game, is upstaged by wife's gigantic breasts (w/link to video)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Over 2,000 people have short story tattooed on bodies, one word per person
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fighting in Najaf spills over into cemetary. Thousands apparently dead
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Two convicts break out of jail because they prefer a different jail, turn themselves in there
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man goes free after judge doesn't notice that his DUI charge also includes manslaughter
source: wftv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Celebrate 100 years of Salvador Dali weirdness by photoshopping anything, Dali style. Link goes to GIS for Salvador Dali
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(AP)
 
 
 
Japanese lawmakers caught reading comic books during legislative sessions
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. releases 250 prisoners from Abu Ghraib. Staff ran out of chemical glowsticks for their butts
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(KOBTV)
 
 
 
Finger found outside of jaguar cage. Bloody, screaming man seen leaving the scene. Police baffled
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Pharmaceutical giant Pfizer admits it illegally marketed epilepsy drug for unrelated conditions, such as bipolar disorder, pain, migraine headaches, and drug and alcohol withdrawal. Still no cure for cancer
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Japanese priests trying to block the sale of "Snot From the Nose of the Great Buddha"
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Yahoo Mail plans on giving free account holders 100 MB of spam storage space
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(AP)
 
 
 
Bishop says if you vote for politicians in favor of abortion rights, stem-cell research, euthanasia or gay marriage, you will be denied communion, go to hell
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(Daily News (NY))
 
 
 
Would-be 9/11 hijacker Zacarias Moussaoui had the password to Nick Berg's e-mail account. FBI calls it "total coincidence"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Bank tries to reel 'em in young; 13-month-old baby offered credit
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
President of an organization that helps students get college loans has degrees from two unaccredited schools that were shut down for issuing phony diplomas
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Having solved all other crime, Indiana officials going after guy who sells porn to truckers in at the Pilot parking lot
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Toy egg full of crack found in garden
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(Australian IT)
 
 
 
RIAA fines Connecticut man $4,000 for downloading five songs from Internet
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
String theory for dummies
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
California city declares itself "No Communist Zone." Rest of country mentions they are about a few decades late
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lewis and Clark took opium, "portable soup" with them
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(AP)
 
 
 
There is an epidemic of people leaving their false limbs at British water parks
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(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Sexy crossdressers: Top 10 leg-baring men
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Men with slim partners more likely to stray. Men dating curvy girls less likely to stray. Calista Flockhart surrenders
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
High school junior points BB gun at teens in nearby car. Jailarity ensues
source: missoulian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(some girl)
 
Weeners
 
Cocked, loaded and Not Safe For Work
source: karaslinks.com
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Birdwatchers upset to learn they've been observing a decoy
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
British football gets a "chant laureate" to chronicle the game through chants and songs
source: theglobeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Using IKEA-like instructions, draw plans for saving the world
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Bomb-sniffing dogs can't tell the difference between a bag of weed and a bomb
source: cbsnewyork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You will never be able to outrun a cop in Italy again
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(Chippewa Herald)
 
 
 
Prom commitee decides it would be a good idea to copy 500 CDs and offer them as gifts to people attending. RIAA firestorm to ensue
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Are lottery winners less happy than those who made money the old fashioned way? Here comes the science
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Thu May 13, 2004
(TheEnduringVision)
 
 
 
Top 10 Friends spin-offs. Hilarity ensues
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(AP)
 
 
 
Octopi at Alaskan aquarium fall in love and proceed to make whoopee (w/ pic)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"If there's anyone in the world who has no right to speak on sexual abuse, it's the Vatican"
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(nbc-2.com)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old rescues infant left in a hot car while asshat mother goes shopping
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(Honolulu StarBulletin)
 
 
 
Hawaii is attacked by terrorist jellyfish. (Caution -- picture of first casualty)
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(NME.com)
 
 
 
"I don't care if he is Paul McCartney. My cat was disturbed"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Environmentalists and animal-rights activists at odds for the first time because it's actually sex-happy pythons destroying the Everglades
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(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Food pyramids and guides customized for trendy diet plans
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(Wired)
 
 
 
U.S. officials sport fake degrees. (Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?)
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(Tri-City Herald)
 
 
 
John Kerry is mad about unemployment. John Kerry didn't vote in the Senate Tuesday. Jobless bill fails by one vote.
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(ABC27)
 
 
 
Man attempts to sell 41,000 pounds of stolen Hershey Kisses with street value of $113,000. Jailarity ensues
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(Local6)
 
Video
 
15-year-old girl leads police on 100-plus MPH chase
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pfc. Lynndie England joins the ranks of the social elite like Paris Hilton and Gina Lee Nolin with the release of her own sex tape. Night-vision goggles not necessary
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(AP)
 
 
 
If you see a shady character roaming Oklahoma with almost 5,000 pounds of grease, please contact the authorities
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Rescued "funky-looking house cat" turns out to be a bobcat
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
It's fish-shooting season in Vermont
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(tcpalm.com)
 
 
 
Box turtle hitches a ride the hard way. "When I looked up, there was glass all over me and a turtle sitting beside me in my van"
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(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Detroit Pistons unveil life-sized Ben Wallace bobblehead that weighs 275 pounds
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(The Kansas City Channel)
 
 
 
Sprint to put name on new arena too small to hold all the employees they've fired in the last few years
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
New law will oblige oil companies to give Nova Scotia drivers two days of notice before any price hikes
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(St Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Old people pissed Survivor voting limited only to new fangled "cell phones" and that "Internet" thingamajigger
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Britney Spears and her boyfriend have a good dry-hump on a rock. The Sun is there
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Emergency services overwhelmed by casulties at schoolgirl's rugby tournament
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Politicians hire female interns to have sex with them
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Robber wearing pillowcase on his head holds up store armed with a chainsaw. Jailarity ensues
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Ebay seller gets owned by boy with Paint Shop Pro
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(IHT)
 
 
 
Man lists NYC pay-phone numbers on website so you can randomly call strangers
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(Winnipeg Sun)
 
 
 
Man pumps $25 worth of gas, then only pays $20, which he estimates to be a "fair price." Farkers everywhere looking forward to paying $1.39 for steaks, $0.25 for Windows software
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(Tucson Citizen)
 
 
 
Thirty-five percent of NCAA male athletes bet on sports
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(Google)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a snobby sommelier making it painfully clear that you know nothing about wine
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
S. Gandhi, R. Gandhi, P.G. Gandhi to succeed (after a few gaps) R. Gandhi and I. Gandhi
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Seconds from disaster. Link goes to example
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The surgeon general warns that smoking is bad for your health, especially if you smoke inside an ammunition dump
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Boston Globe ran staged hardcore porn photographs, claiming they show real abuse committed by American soldiers in Iraq
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Playboy to feature women of Home Depot; men seen lining up getting hardwood
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(Local6)
 
 
 
High school English teacher resigns after her awful love poetry to student comes to light
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(Provo Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Holding tank at sewage treatment plant by river explodes. Crappy trip for class on rafting trip ensues
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay Lightning pull the plug on the free beer promo
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(KM Lover)
 
Boobies
 
For those who like their girls a little thick, I present the very busty and very beautiful Kerry Marie (not safe for work)
 
(Daily Record)
 
 
 
A hundred mourners left at funeral for over an hour while embarrassed undertakers go and get the correct casket
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Pole dancing is latest women's fitness craze
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Screenshots for the next GTA3 game are released. Looks like we can now bicycle-jack people
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(nbc5i.com)
 
 
 
Man says tornado caused him to try an kill a man. TV station's meteoroliogist subpoenaed
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Friends was trashed in confidential 1994 NBC research report. TSG is there for you
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(Mirror)
 
 
 
Woman claims raw pig fat, gherkins, mushrooms and fried potatoes helped her live to 116 years of age
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Never a dull moment in a hearing discussing SOB liscenses, strip clubs, firemen's poles, booze, and 3D surveying
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(Some Frozen Farker)
 
 
 
Today's new state-quarter design brought to you by: North Dakota. Link goes to governor's office
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
A rarely heard phrase: "Welfare commuter"
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Fish produces own antifreeze for winter months
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Experts are trying to crack a 250-year-old code rumoured to point the way to the Holy Grail
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(Lakeshore Press)
 
 
 
In a startling display of anti-pirate sentiment, city fines American Pirate Association members $100 each for marching in summer parade. Increased pillaging expected as members attempt to recover costs
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Woman wins lottery with photocopy of ticket. What kind of weirdo copies their tickets?
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(O'doyle Rules)
 
 
 
Dallas Fark party, 8 PM, Sat. May 15 at Trinity Hall Irish Pub. (Link goes to some cranky Irish guy)
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(Sign on San Diego)
 
 
 
Beacon placed atop mountain to help pilots navigate safely has caused 21 plane crashes and 22 deaths since 1984
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Wed May 12, 2004
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Pepsi introduces new product in Australia -- underage drinkers rejoice
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gang fight planned in chat room. Three hospitalized with suspected virus, one with broken arm. LOL
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Boston residents complain that they no longer get some cable channels for free
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Yogi Bear in custody. Took one too many pic-a-nic baskets
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(Bozeman Chronicle)
 
 
 
When growing pot at home, be sure not to alert police of an imaginary robber hiding in house
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Fugitive who committed suicide in Delaware in 1991 caught in California by police
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Evicted 600-pound woman removed from her apartment by six ambulance attendants holding Big Macs out in front of her
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Creator of nasty smells for theme parks dies. Will be buried in an open grave and allowed to decompose slowly
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(Evening Express)
 
 
 
Store owner's pet rabbit helps out by passing credit cards back to customers, rattling charity tin, nibbling profits
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Reality show on WB looks for the worst singers. In order to keep the audience from booing, producers tell them the contestants were terminally ill patients
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(Troy Record)
 
 
 
First sign that something has gone wrong with your trip to the dump: Your skin turns green
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(Betanews.com)
 
 
 
Microsoft announces that SP2 will not run on pirated copies of XP. Well, most pirated copies. Okay, if you have a pirated copy, please don't try to install it and send them some cash instead
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
College assigns video-game playing as homework
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(Yahoo)
 
Boobies
 
Old and busted: Topless sunbathing. New hotness: Backless and strapless bikinis (safe for work)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Police tell man he can't have naked gnomes in his front yard
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(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Add mercury to the list of things you shouldn't take to Show and Tell
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(WPVI.com)
 
 
 
Soldier charged with Iraqi prisoner abuse also accused of mistreating inmates in U.S. prison
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Maryland governor points out that multiculturalism is bunk, gets grief for it, refuses to apologize
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Bones of first T-Rex ever found up for sale. Bears striking resemblence to Calista Flockhart
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New video games feature increased sexual content. "Long Dong Donkey Kong" coming soon
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Illustrated beermats used to explain EU expansion to Welsh
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(District 27)
 
 
 
Another "Predator" alumnus enters politics. Sonny Landham (aka Billy) running for state "sentator." Where art thou, Carl Weathers?
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(AP)
 
 
 
Indy 500 may not have 33 cars in field. CART owners heard snickering
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Mr. Spock has taken photos of God -- and she is a naked woman. The Sun is there (SFW)
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Bathers warned of kick-boxing shrimp
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kerry first choice for Secretary of Defense: John McCain
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
City councilman calls opponents "Muppets." Opponents reply: "AH-OOOOGA! GeefleGeefle! HONNNK!"
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
High school lacrosse players think putting urinal water in teammates' water bottles is funny. Suspension ensues
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Colin Powell gets back to his Scottish roots
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Pole-chomping, sexually aroused horse will now be allowed conjugal visits
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark party at Cedar Point this Sunday/Monday. Meet at TGI Fridays in Sandusky, Ohio this Saturday at 8 PM
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
ABUSE ALLEGATIONS AT BOSTON SCHOOL FOR THE DEAF
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Theme park offers therapy to overcome fear of roller coasters. Involves 12 steps: Eleven up and one step straight down
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Syracuse athletic teams to now be known simply as "Orange" instead of Orangemen and Orangewomen
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
BCS to revise formula, utilizing a cutting-edge technology called "polls"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Perhaps inevitably, critics have commented unfavourably on the lack of action in the first novel written without verbs, which runs to 233 pages
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Student busted using cell phone to take photo of test to email to friend
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(JP Patches)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bizarre-looking orchid
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(Common Good)
 
 
 
Advocacy group honors judges who actually threw asinine lawsuits out of court instead of letting trials proceed
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(Local6)
 
 
 
UFO video released by Mexican Air Force (with video, pics)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Beheading condemned by Muslim Iraqis
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The following takes place between 10:00 am and 11:00 am: Kiefer Sutherland files for divorce
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(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Miami Heat use David Letterman impersonator to make fun of Indiana Pacers
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(AP)
 
 
 
California lawyers claim they deserve $258 million for suing Microsoft
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Levi's plans to drop trow on Dockers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mexican Air Force videos UFO pursuit. UFOs say second attempt to pick up Michael Jackson set for later this month
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Journalist goes on McDiet and actually loses McPounds. McCholesterol is another McStory
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay Lightning may offer free beer at games
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(AP)
 
 
 
"Ain't No Stoppin' Us Now" singer, John Whitehead, shot dead
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(myTelus)
 
 
 
Closing of town's ATM leaves residents two options for banking: A nine-hour roundtrip drive if they have a vehicle or a three-day bus trip if they don't
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(WECT NC)
 
 
 
Bomb squad called in after man donates Civil War cannon ball as goodwill gesture with fuse still intact
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
In Scottsdale, a sniper will shoot your dog if you don't clean up the poop
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Airline introduces "corpse cupboards" for passengers who pass away during flights
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(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Popcorn
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Apparently, being patriotic in Australia includes having lots of sex
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(Winchester Star)
 
 
 
Seventh-grader brings World War I artillery shell to school for show-and-tell. Hilarity ensues
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(Houston Farkers)
 
 
 
Houston Fark Party. Saturday, May 15 at Ginger Mans in Rice Village around 4 PM (sit on the porch and all will see you). Rice, UH and Baylor Farkettes gonna teach the boys how to drink. Check for address in thread
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trendy new wines coming out in aluminum cans and milk cartons. Boones Farm surrenders
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Levitra takes on Viagra in the UK's latest Battle of the Bulge. The Sun is there
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, man with baseball bat and bad temper beats guy who steals his parking spot
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(AP)
 
 
 
Male eating disorders on the rise. Possibly due to shirtless rap stars with six packs
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(Some Fark Party Attending Guy)
 
 
 
Fark Party Reminder for Albany NY -- May 15th (this Saturday) 9 PM at the Madison Grille. See you there
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Tue May 11, 2004
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Town was playing baseball a half century before Abner Doubleday claimed to have invented the game
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(All Access)
 
 
 
Parent's claim Blue's Clues computer toy curses
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(Swanky)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy on his new scooter
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Bullet-proof keys save woman's life
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Weeping cardboard Christ draws Texas pilgrims
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(ITV.com)
 
 
 
Cemetary installs coffin alarms in case the dead people inside wake up
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(AP)
 
 
 
Turkey trashes man's SUV. Man vows revenge when hunting season starts
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(wpvi.com)
 
 
 
Woman goes four months with half a skull due to insurance snag
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(AScribe)
 
 
 
Mimicking humpback-whale flippers may improve airplane wing design. Belugas unavailable for comment
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(fatmangames.com)
 
 
 
Farker Larsoncc gives you the rundown of Nintendo's E3 news conference
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(HeraldNet)
 
 
 
Man snags wedding dress while fishing. Plans to wear it on eBay after cleaning it and making up some sob story
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
Seventy-five percent of Chinese kids learn about sex from porn
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(AP)
 
 
 
Clinton submits 900-page memoir to editors, only 300 of which were stuck together
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Studies show drinking smaller amounts of coffee and regular intervals more effective in staying awake at work than drinking the whole pot at one go
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(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Proving his sex appeal knows no bounds, a shirtless Quentin Tarantino has cameo in new Leonard Cohen video
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(NBC11)
 
 
 
Congressman leaves voice-mail belittling his constituent
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Church won't recognize image of Virgin of Gaudalupe that appears when electric lights are turned on. Real saints don't perform on request
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC puts parking meter in front of hydrant. Hillarity ensues
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(Local6)
 
 
 
The billboard that rocked Times Square: "Bunnysutra" (with pics)
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(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Famed costume maker claims he made the gorilla suit used by Roger Patterson in his famed Bigfoot film
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Business limp for Czech prostitutes
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Dear Canadian customer: After deciding that Canada is not enough like the U.S., we have chosen to send you a handgun instead of the MP3 player you ordered
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Photoshop your favorite deity in your favorite movie. Link goes to "Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter"
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(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
Dita von Teese in Wonderland (not safe for work)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Clear Channel TV
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
David Cassidy at Welsh gig: "I don't know how you live here without slitting your wrists"
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Agobot author joins the Sasser creator in enjoying a holiday at government expense
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(dailynorthwestern.com)
 
 
 
Homeless man asked to leave fast food restaurant because of previous incident. Hilarity ensues
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(AP)
 
 
 
A more detailed article on the alleged beheading
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(ABC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Video posted on Islamic militant website appears to show beheading of American
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(SJ-R)
 
 
 
"The bottle rocket exploded on the launching pad, and the launching pad was my rear end"
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(WSIL-TV Carterville)
 
 
 
Jurors are requested to not refill their water bottles with vodka
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Immanuel Kant liked to play pool, drink wine and wear colourful clothes. May still have been a real pissant, very rarely stable. (Second story down)
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Church of England unveils first online "i-church" and new web pastor. Bootleg sermons already showing up on Kazaa
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Benicio Del Toro nails Scarlett Johansson in an elevator. The Sun is there
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(Zanesville Times-Recorder)
 
 
 
Things you don't want to hear from your lawyer in his opening statement: "My client is guilty"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Subservient Chicken doesn't do mainstream
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop this scientist and his magical wood granules
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sir, you'll be at the hospital very soon -- by any chance, do you have money for gas?
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(XinhuaNet)
 
 
 
Who would think running a net cafe was so dangerous?
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(Alaska Farker)
 
 
 
Alaskan ferry hits reef while traveling through Peril Strait. Peril Strait, not being obvious enough, to be renamed Imminent Danger Bay
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Horny horse chomps the Pole
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(The Straits Times)
 
 
 
Man dies after diving into waist-deep pool. Darwinism ensues
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(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
High school bans book on censorship. Book burning at 11:00
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Scottish climber flash-fried by lightning strike
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(Pro Wrestling)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt injured Achilles tendon during filming of Troy
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(WAVY)
 
 
 
Cracker Barrel restaurant serves up Mother's Day mouse soup. Mmmm, mmmm good...
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Oakland A and his subtle sponsor
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(the courier mail)
 
 
 
Scientists discover DNA "instruction manual" for building mammals. The race for home-grown supermodels commences
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Human Torch development moves ahead as planned: NASA's Genesis spacecraft harnesses the unholy power of the sun, returns to earth orbit
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(WRIC)
 
 
 
More journalistic blunders: Outdoors columnist cited for unlawful deer hunt
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(The New Mexico Channel)
 
 
 
If you are in the Santa Fe area and see a man wearing only a hospital gown with electrodes, contact the police
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(MTV)
 
 
 
50 Cent ends show after being hit with water bottle. Reminder: This man was shot nine times and lived
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Britney naked? (not safe for work)
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(WKYT)
 
 
 
The Fark castle is burning down
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Hello, redhead. Goodbye, kittens (NSFW)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Danish trawler snags German submarine
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Mon May 10, 2004
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Detroit man named governor of Najaf. Najaf is kind of like Detroit, only with a smaller Arab population and less gunplay
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(Some Jukebox)
 
 
 
Given a certain bar and an average stay, what's the most likely song to be played on the jukebox?
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop Pootie Poot strolling the red carpet
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The trees are angry. They're coming to kill you. They killed 600 in Britain last summer. Fear the trees
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(AP)
 
 
 
Man hits lotto three times in one day
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(AP)
 
 
 
Entire 800th Military Police Brigade now ineligible for Bronze Star -- including soldiers already slated to receive one
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(Expatica)
 
 
 
Eighty-six percent of German men would prefer a weekend in a Ferrari Enzo to a weekend in Pamela Anderson
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Aiming to combine as many driving distractions as possible into one user-friendly package, Coke now shipping GPS and cellular-enabled cans
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Clubbed sausage shall race no more
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(The Australian)
 
 
 
British lay claim to discovery of boomerang. Paul Hogan and Yahoo Serious all that remains of Australia's major contributions to world culture
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(iFilm)
 
Boobies
 
Naked joke of the week: Swan, coffee talk (not safe for work)
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(World Net Daily)
 
 
 
Bin Laden family to build world's largest building
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(Wilkes Barre Times-Leader)
 
 
 
Facing bad press over his speed habit, Pennsylvania Governor Rendell slows down -- to 82 MPH
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NASCAR beating NBA Finals in TV ratings. Expect more player crashes, fiery explosions
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Dog decides on pizza instead of steak, nearly burns down the house
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Writer of Sasser worm may have taken inspiration from auto-glass shops, releasing worm in order to help parents' computer-maintenance business
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Don't forget to pick up your free giant shrimp from Long John Silver's today
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Colorado Springs man surprised to find Fluffy, a 550-pound alligator, resting on his front lawn
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(nbc5.com)
 
 
 
Fox news anchorman parks like an ass, staggers out of pizza shop, drives off after police tell him not to
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(Courier-Mail)
 
 
 
Sasser virus author was named in exhange for $250,000 bounty from Microsoft
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Organizers of the Million Mom March overestimated attendance by 998,000
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(Everything Isn't)
 
 
 
Mike Skallas' free ad blocker updated. Doubleclick stock falls another five points
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Man seeks patent for the "Manually Self-Operated Butt-Kicking Machine"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Women put off breastfeeding in public by mistaken belief that people are offended by it. Eighty-four percent of public say, "Get yer boobies out"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cabbie ends 12-hour shift by driving foreigners who asked to be called "Tony Blair" and "Joe" to the "other" Milwaukee nearly 2,000 miles away
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Cheat commandos from cheap-as-free toys. Rock rock on
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Puppy dials 911. Hilarity ensues
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Proposed Eastern Kentucky ordinance to ban junked cars in front yards stalls due to political opposition
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Vanuatu embroiled in conflict between the John Frum Movement (which believes John Frum will come to restore their culture) and a Christian sect led by "Prophet Fred"
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop this appropriately named freighter carrying genetically modified beans that is the target of a Greenpeace protest
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Postmen refuse to deliver mail over fear of "guard cat." The Sun is there. (With pic -- ad is NSFW)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Encouraging schoolchildren to experiment with oral sex will curb teen pregnancy
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(Some Blogger)
 
 
 
Last request of AA founder, dying of emphysema: A few shots of whiskey
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(AFP)
 
 
 
No more waiting in the line at the airport: Australian scientists claim breakthrough in teleportation
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(News-journalonline.com)
 
 
 
Urge for liquor ends in wicker
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Choose your own adventure: New York City
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Man divorces woman who hired hitman to kill pet dog
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(News Net 5)
 
 
 
Teen drives off cliff after falling asleep at the wheel
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Woman surprised to find porn on new, blank VHS tape
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(The Inquirer)
 
 
 
Photoshop this room full of sasser-infected computers
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Seven-year-old boy, with every rib broken, walks through two kilometers of Australian bush to save father
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
All the bodies that have been piling up over the winter can now be buried in Alaska
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The best plan for ensuring a calm, orderly flight probably doesn't include a psycho stewardess freakout
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Using out-of-context comments of other farkers, create your very own audio flamewar
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