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Sun April 25, 2004
(Chron)
 
 
 
Twelve songs about hockey and beer, you'll score more than Gretzky playing this music
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(A Sad Cyclone)
 
 
 
Pick a scene from Iowa State's "Last VEISHA Ever" and photoshop it. Choices include egg catapults, a medieval tournament and Jesus marching with a folded lawn chair
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kevin Spacey is weird, so says his brother the Rod Stewart impersonator, so it must be true
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(Omaha.com)
 
 
 
Homeless shelter has leaky roof, may cause the homeless to become homeless
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Montreal residents have been complaining about speeding mustangs and taxis for 200 years
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(Compuscore)
 
 
 
Northern State Prision team wins Lincoln Tunnel Challenge 5K. Running from the cops finally pays off
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cop thought he was doing the right thing but when it comes down to it, it is each person's own job to shoot their dog if necessary
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Those lines on the subway station's platform are there for a reason
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Crash-proof vehicles of the future. Farmer's Markets everywhere share a collective sigh of relief
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
"The Passion" has become a hit movie in the Arab world
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Build you own roller coaster in your back yard, The design employs the same principles as a theme park coaster so the car will not derail
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop new Magic: The Gathering cards featuring politicans
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Grisly drunk-driving speech has dozen kids fainting and barfing
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(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Weekend warriors whack wildly in the woods: Your dog wants lightning bolts
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(Janesville Gazette)
 
 
 
Man dies in belly flop contest behind a strip club
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
$901,000 of your tax money will fund 3 year massive investigation into 19th century terms for death
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(judaspriest.com)
 
 
 
Judas Priest reunited for 30 year anniversary tour. Check your guns and whips at the door.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Continuing his reign of terror naked man chases girls getting off school bus
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New Doors singer has daunting task of replacing legendary Jim Morrison
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(Some nude dude)
 
 
 
Naked man disrupts voting
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(Tennessean.com)
 
 
 
New trend in religion: Church services held in bars
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Researchers develop "talking credit card." Here comes the science.
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(PC World)
 
 
 
Japanese web site deluged with thousands of orders after mistakenly offering Apple E-Mac pc's for $25
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(Ben & Jerry's)
 
 
 
In honor of Free Scoop Day April 27th, make your own Ben & Jerrry's flavor
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Einstein spent last years trying to cheer up his depressed parrot by telling it bad jokes
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
New York Giants pick coach's daughter's baby daddy in 2nd round
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(London Free Press)
 
 
 
Bullet-proof vests becoming the new fashion trend at 50 Cent concerts
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Women prefer scrawny long term mates
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vitali Klitschko wins Heavyweight title in act of revenge against those who made fun of his last name
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(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
University of Florida farker tests Great Pyramid Construction theory
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Break out the tinfoil hats-brain fingerprinting is here
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(Local6)
 
 
 
'Bull tailing' may be banned in Florida
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(News24)
 
 
 
Latvians find another good use for cannabis: butter
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Naked man leads police on high speed pursuit
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(Paralympics)
 
 
 
California town blames the one and a half earthquakes they average each day on nearby geothermal plant
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(hindu.com)
 
 
 
The debate over whether plants have feelings is about to be reopened. Your cactus wants a hug
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(Google)
 
 
 
Create a Fark-themed Jeopardy board. Link goes to GIS
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Kids lollipops resembling airline booze bottles pulled from shelves (with pic)
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Sat April 24, 2004
(some girl)
 
 
 
Pissing in the shower can help treat or prevent athlete's foot
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(Whittier Daily News)
 
 
 
PETA plans protest over a particular brand of petfood in front of a pet store that doesn't carry that brand of petfood for exactly the same reasons PETA doesn't like that brand
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Suge Knight released from jail. Prison keeps his cell free for his imminent return
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Manning drafted by the Chargers and promptly traded to the Giants. Duke Sucks. Football draft discussion here
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(Saratogian)
 
 
 
Man crashes car into chain link fence, promptly impaled in neck by metal pole
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mystery surrounds the death of leading Sherlock Holmes expert who was found in his bed garrotted with a shoelace and surrounded by cuddly toys
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(Local News 8)
 
 
 
Naked man crawling out of manhole surprises pedestrians
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Naked man chases motorist to her house to protest that she had parked badly
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(Overclockers Club)
 
 
 
Second Space License Issued for a Company
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Prison guards' union angry because they can't beat up handcuffed inmates any more
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(Akron-Beacon Journal)
 
 
 
"The sewing machine:an object of intense fear and murderous anger"
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japanese teacher decides to view porn at school so he wouldn't get in trouble at home
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(Greensburg Daily News)
 
 
 
Twenty-one pallets of lotion looking for a good home. Kittens everywhere shaking with fear
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Beyonce's ass to be immortalized in UK wax museum. The sun is there.....with animation
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Help at the office, stay home
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.N. using atomic power to fight mosquitoes
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(WCPO-TV)
 
 
 
Win a date with a Cincinnati Bengals player. Paper bag over his head during sex optional
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(Some Hax0r)
 
 
 
Photoshop what it would be like if we had a L337 |-|ax0R as president
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Omarosa walks off Jimmy Kimmel Show when they bring out the lie-detector
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
Scientists trying to blow hole in comet
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(wsoctv.com)
 
 
 
School bans students from wearing solid color t-shirts
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Gina Gershon wants to run Playboy
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Trucker manages to stop limo creening across the Long Island Expressway with an unconscious driver
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(Payson Roundup)
 
 
 
Today's dumbass complaining to police about being robbed of his crystal meth comes to you courtesy of Payson, Arizona
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Most popular landmark in Boulder CO. is the "Mork & Mindy" house
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(some girl)
 
 
 
Handmade drawings of currency done by high-school student
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Current US spending on nuclear weapons equal to that of the height of the cold war. Your dog wants armageddon
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop a warning sign that would've changed your life. Caution: Link is just GIS
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Man dies after hospital refuses to treat him because he forgot his insurance card
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
'7th Heaven' actor Jeremy London arrested under suspicion of vandalism, marijuana possession, starring in crappy TV show
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Senator John McCain revives the ban on taxing internet services
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(chron.com)
 
 
 
Couple kicked out of buffet for eating too much roast beef
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
NASA says many of those flag-draped coffin pictures identified by news organizations as remains of U.S. soldiers are really images from the space shuttle Columbia astronauts
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(Union Leadah)
 
 
 
NH Supreme Court throws out drunk driving conviction of man who didn't want to drive - but did - to escape woman with a gun
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
SNL's Tina Fey reflects on her funniest moments
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pitchers should be able to throw inside without hitters whining, all players should grow mullets
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(Daily Republic)
 
 
 
High school pitcher records 5th straight no-hitter
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
FBI wants to start 'keylogging' computers, just in case you're a terrorist. If you're not, then don't worry about it
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Calves born from sperm frozen 40 years ago. Their father was tasty
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Car crashes into auto parts store
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(MyWay)
 
 
 
When things look glum, sit back and say to yourself "at least I'm not an inmate in a Brazilian prison."
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Actress Leslie Ash breaks rib during "rough sex" with husband. The Sun is there
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this buffalo walking down the street
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(Some Italian guy)
 
Boobies
 
Bootyful Brazilian Fabiana Andade, not safe for work
 
(Courier Online)
 
 
 
Burglar throws brick through window, promptly dies of blood loss after slicing femoral artery
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(AP)
 
 
 
Roofing firm begins tear-off in preparation for installation of new roof... on wrong house. Nailarity ensues
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(IDS.com)
 
 
 
Alcohol bottles found at fraternity. In other news, water discovered in Pacific ocean
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Researchers discover Mayan monuments
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Fri April 23, 2004
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby marmoset born at Wittenberg zoo
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(TheSanDiegoChannel.com)
 
 
 
Disease Pushes Woman's Eyes Out Of Head
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(AOL News)
 
 
 
Japan welcomes its freed hostages back with a nice $6,000 air fare bill and messages like, "You got what you deserve"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Today's flamewar brought to you by a Vatican Cardinal who says that Pro-Abortion politicians should not receive communion
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(CBBC)
 
 
 
Abandoned lemur raised by stuffed cow
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
After six years on the lamb, long arm of the shepherd has finally caught up with Shrek the fugitive sheep
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(Come shick)
 
 
 
Obscene messages left by dyslexics. Difficulty: Safe for work
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pseudo-democratic Taiwan to ban Jackie Chan film for remarks he made about the winning presidential candidate
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Brush maker beats neighbor with iron bar, stabs him 3 times and lights him on fire
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(AP)
 
 
 
Woody Woodpecker's laugh silenced. Singer Harry Babbitt Dead at age 90
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(AP)
 
 
 
After robbing a bank: 1) Don't visit a bar on the same property as the bank 2) Don't take the money in with you
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Two teenage boys who cut off the head of a corpse and played with it in a graveyard have escaped jail
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Archaeologists unearth Barney Rubble's car at bottom of lake in Idaho. Betty sought for questioning
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Students race concrete canoes. Cement life jackets on backorder
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(RockyMountainNews.com)
 
 
 
"Oops, GOP Senate candidate Pete Coors actually isn't a KKK member who murdered a black sharecropper. Our bad." says the NY Times
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Leonardo da Vinci invented the Ferrari
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Judge sentences man to jump out of plane as punishment for crime
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Captured protestor amuses Iraqi captors with disappearing handkerchief trick and balloon animals
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Scientist delevop liquid body armor for military, Eddie Brock not available for comment
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cancer patient, now bald from treatment, barred from flying because she does not look like photo with hair
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Tennis player stops match to get photo evidence of bad call by umpire
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(SmartPros)
 
 
 
Large financial firms plan to outsource $356 billion and 2 million jobs in next five years
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
MSN to start gaming service like Yahoo's, only with less games and costing money
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(Donga.com)
 
 
 
Satellite photo of North Korea's train explosion. Update: link Farked and pic faked, see comments section
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(Some grammar Nazi)
 
 
 
Theme: Visual representations of grammar/spelling mistakes. Difficulty: You're not gonna have trouble
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(All Access)
 
 
 
Man busted for breaking into neighbor's home to steal coffee and creamer.
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Uptight lawmaker tired of seeing thongs tries to ban low pants. Plumbers vow to go on strike if the law passes
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Doctors remove 28 golf balls from dog's stomach. That's like 4 golf balls in human years
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(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Ex-NFL player Tillman who gave up a lucrative NFL contract to join Army killed in Afghanistan
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(Expatica)
 
 
 
Dutch artist uses her own skin to make tiny gun
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(Omaha World-Herald)
 
 
 
Fifty dead geese found on Iowa roadside. PETA offers $2,500 reward for info leading to animal cruelty arrest. Authorities find man responsible, write him $62.50 littering ticket
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Korean train accident death toll revised from "OVER 3000 DEAD.." to 100 dead. N. Korean explanation of incident still suspect
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man pulled over for speeding uses fake driver's license belonging to murder suspect. Jailarity ensues
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man awakens from three-week coma, requests beer and chocolate
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Defence attorney argues that 63.3 kg's of cocaine was in the possesion of his client's rooster and 2 hens
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
In the spirit of fair play, orgainisers of the Twin Cities Marathon decide that only an American can win the prize money
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(agapepress.org)
 
 
 
Christian woman claims "it's against my constitutional rights" to have other religions practiced in her neighborhood
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(Oregonian)
 
 
 
AudioEdit NPR's "Morning Edition," hosted by Michael Savage
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Having sex with a corpse not against the law in California. That whooshing sound you hear are necrophiliacs heading west
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Toothless man left speechless after cruise line tosses his dentures
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(Google)
 
 
 
Pick a color. Photoshop as much of that color as possible into one image. Difficulty: No "Edit > Fill"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
First megawatt-class laser weapon system carried on specially configured 747-400F aircraft sucessfully tested. Also, Kent stops playing with himself
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(Some German Pervert)
 
 
 
Real Cybersex Transcripts. Probably not safe for work
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(BBC)
 
 
 
76% of Britain's high schools are not complying with their legal requirement to provide a "daily act of collective Christian worship"
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Porn publisher brings business meeting to standstill after he goosestepped around boardroom, accusing all Germans of being Nazis
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Broken gyroscope has space station as wobbly as Courtney Love's breast
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(ecmpostreview.com)
 
 
 
World's dummest crime spree of the week includes failing to hotwire two cars, crashing one into a ditch, leaving a bunch of loot on someone's lawn, and trying to ditch evidence by throwing a stolen chainsaw out the window
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(Henry Earl)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite drunk (besides Drew) - status update page
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Hostage negotiation team called in to get gay lovers out of tree having oral sex in front of onlookers. Happy Earth Day
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Thu April 22, 2004
(CNN)
 
 
 
Supreme Court to Maurice Clarett: No draft for you.
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Tennis player Tim Henman improved his serve by threatening to wear a skirt
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(AP)
 
 
 
Postal worker finds great way to subsidize income, takes packages he's supposed to deliver and sells contents on eBay
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(Trek Web)
 
 
 
Star Trek prequel movie announced. No word yet on whether or not Jar Jar Binks will star
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(Newsnet 5)
 
 
 
Teen caught stealing pr0n videos. Judge sentences him to stand blindfolded for 4 hours in front of the store
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Morrisey detained in LAX terror swoop. Heaven knows he's miserable now
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
King of Swaziland fires PM via cell phone text message
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(AP)
 
 
 
Photoshop this NRA convention attendee
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hotgrease
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
In business news, US Merkin stock up sharply
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Paul Newman pleads with Princeton to end day of binge drinking, also warns against attempts to eat fifty eggs
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Doggie perfume the new rage of canine crowd. Your dog wants "Eau De Toilet"
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Houston's brand-new MetroRail on course to crash 104 times this year
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Wooden computers are not popular yet
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(Mlive.com)
 
 
 
Unmanned bicycle pushes man from path of oncoming train
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(Google)
 
 
 
John Kerry gets googlebombed - Link goes to Waffles
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(iFilm)
 
Boobies
 
This week's Naked Joke, Trisha Wilds: Mad Doctor (not safe for work)
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(Local6)
 
 
 
If you give some guy $8,000 because he told you he won the lottery and would give you the ticket if you gave him the cash, you are a ...
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
12-year-old accused of threatening allergic teacher with peanut butter cookies
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Couple's dog fails to keep stuff from getting stolen, but his shaggy hair helps owner get it back
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Siemens prematurely evacuates
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(WBAL Radio)
 
 
 
Woman takes it upon herself to rollerblade on the Baltimore Beltway. Hilarity ensues
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Orlando Predators unveil controversial, racy billboard -- again (with pics)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eli Manning to Chargers: "Please don't draft me, you suck too much."
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Child flushed and relieved after rescue from rogue superloo
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
After youthful hijinks like decapitating enemies and hitting up bin Laden for money, Muslim leader praises the quiet life in Norway
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Robocop deployed to end standoff with robbery suspect
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman poses as army officer, lives on base for 5 months, runs up bar tab
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(NOLA)
 
 
 
Kerry says conservation tour of Louisiana coast reminds him of Nam, orders napalm strike on Bourbon Street
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Next time you order tamales in Mexico, make sure they aren't of the human variety
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
Michael Moore - warrior for American workers' rights - outsources his website design to Canada
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Spy vs. Spy continued: Church disguised as coffee shop no longer able to stop strip club disguised as saloon
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Today's tip from the files of criminal morons: When trying to rob a bank with a meat cleaver, wait until they open for business
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(Floats)
 
 
 
An addictive Flash game for your work day
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(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lady and her cactus
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(The Omaha Channel)
 
 
 
It's not a good idea to assault a roller skater while awaiting sentencing for killing someone by throwing a large rock off an overpass
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dolly Parton: "But as tight as my clothes are there's no telling what will happen. If it does happen, I'm going to wipe out the first three rows."
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
The pioneer of outsourcing jobs overseas is now "repatriating" them.
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Russian, American, and Dutch Astronauts meet up at the International Space Station for 9-Day Clambaking & Vodka Experimental Mission
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Asian cook woks out fleeing German purse snatcher
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Cat thought to have been eaten by an alligator turns up 7 years later and 3,000 miles away
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit's newest cover-up fraught with really weird names: Kwame Kilpatrick, Manoogian Mansion, Ella Bully-Cummings and Strawberry the Dead Stripper
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Romanian soccer team will be sent to classical music concert as punishment if they lose their next match
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(Western Daily Press)
 
 
 
Artist successfully confuses jury by claiming that 73 bags of magic mushrooms were needed to make sculpture
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(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Members of the EU decide to convert Europe into a giant theme park
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(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Jose Canseco will battle a drug lord in a movie
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(BBC)
 
 
 
BBC looks back at 30 years of streakers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
No more fish tank watching. Instead be calmed by a dog, pissing on your floors
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(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Paramount releases Service Pack 1 for Star Trek
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Neighborhood involuntarily redecorated with hot pink
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese revellers worship a giant pink phallus to help ward off disease. (with pic)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
3rd annual Cedar Point Fark Party, May 16-17
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Give a beaver a hug. It is Earth day
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Back To The Future DeLorean up for auction
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man finds that life is hard when you can't prove that you actually exist
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(All Access)
 
 
 
Man creates underwear for dogs to eliminate smell of flautlence
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Ron Atkinson says something he later regrets when realising his live microphone was still broadcasting
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(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Up to 3,000 people injured or killed in huge explosion in North Korean train accident
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(KSTP)
 
NewsFlash
 
Eden Prairie MN school in lockdown because of person with weapon
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
When a rhino starts humping your car, just let it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hand-holding couple charged with indecency in Malaysian court
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Internet's "fatal flaws" not so bad, everyone has known about it since 1996 and it is unlikely to cause an "internet melt-down"
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(wnbc.com)
 
 
 
Man spills gasoline all over himself while fueling up generator, gets back in vehicle, lights up cigarette. Fwooosh ensues (with video)
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(Trek Web)
 
 
 
Photoshop an unlikely Star Trek novel's cover
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Saddam still thinks he's president of Iraq. Al Gore being flown in to help with therapy (second item)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Yum Yum. Taco Bell bails out KFC
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(Zap2It)
 
 
 
Get your kimono from the dry-cleaners and program the Tivo, "Iron Chef America: Battle of the Masters" starts Friday night. Alton Brown on hand to ensure good eats
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Health department bans hookahs at S.C. restaurant. Hookers still OK though
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gun totin' Congressman charged w/ misdemeanor, can get up to a year in jail
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(Times of India)
 
 
 
I need a go/no go for Einstein's balls
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Woman manages to jump out of her car seconds before it was struck by freight train
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(nbc4.com)
 
 
 
Senator's wife charged with assault after throwing hissy fit over garden mulch
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(SomeBrunette's MaleBox)
 
Weeners
 
Open directory of Seriously. Hot. Men. (some are not safe for work)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NBC is planning more spinoffs from their current lineup. Photoshop unlikely spinoffs from a current TV show
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scottish aristocrat steals car, plays dodgem with it. Car overheats, blows up. Says he: "I was framed"
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Wed April 21, 2004
(AP)
 
 
 
Man goes "Mike Tyson" on police officer, likely to get earful from judge
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Michael Jackson finally indicted
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Six foot Star Destroyer toy seating over 30 action figures for sale. Akbar considers bidding against better judgment
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Man with rocketbelt achieves word record of height of 46 metres. (With pic)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Two highly radioactive fuel rods from a Vermont nuclear plant are missing
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(NBC17)
 
 
 
Asshat police arrest man for driving 10 MPH over speed limit at 2 AM with his wife about to have a baby
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Best of Hustler Honeys [not safe for work]
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Suspicious powder that shut down Houston ER for three hours was simply a prescription drug. In other news, you can now get prescription drugs in suspicious powder form
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(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Top 11 RPG office supplies
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(AP)
 
 
 
Mice created without a father, not even Fb-
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Chicago schools ban soda and candy. Here come the sugar riots
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Apparently, most Russians like Lenin
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Latest act of God upon the U.S.: ladybugs. "It looked like my house had acne."
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(WWdN)
 
 
 
Wil getting ready for another "Screen Savers" appearance
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(Daily Nonpareil)
 
 
 
Man fined $325 for annoying a squirrel
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(KOBTV)
 
 
 
School librarian decides her daughter deserves a kegger for her 16th birthday. Hilarity ensues
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(FlaToday)
 
 
 
Dumbass leaves dump-truck bed up, hops on highway. Fatalities ensue
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Today's "calf born with three eyes and two mouths" story brought to you by Grand Saline, Texas
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Thirteen men from nation with population of 44 to be tried for child abuse. The gene pool surrenders
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(Bloggerheads)
 
Boobies
 
Sheer genius on the trashy lingerie front: Grouping products by model and not by category (not safe for work)
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(AP)
 
 
 
University of Rhode Island's new security guard is a real ass
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(TriCities.com)
 
 
 
Study shows hillbillies enjoy the poorest health in the country
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Fans attending the 2006 FIFA Soccer World Cup in Germany will be forced to drink Budweiser
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Happy Administrative Professionals Day. Your boss wants more coffee
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(This is Leics)
 
 
 
Defendant claims 558 Viagra tablets are for personal use. Judge surrenders
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Superheroes at their worst
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(Some connoisseur)
 
 
 
What food do you find so disgusting you refuse to try it?
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(Omaha World-Herald)
 
 
 
Woman makes some magaritas for friend, mixes in four times the lethal limit of Prestone antifreeze. Yum, lime flavor
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(Charleston WV Gazette)
 
 
 
Applebee's manager strip-searches waitress. In a surprising twist, she files a lawsuit
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(Federal Trade Commission)
 
 
 
Starting May 19, all sexually oriented spam must be labled "Sexually explicit." Rule does not apply to special offers for Hormel's new "100 percent naughty bits" luncheon meat product line
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(Omaha Channel)
 
 
 
Man goes to buy car, finds out he's actually one of the terrorists who flew a plane into the World Trade Center on 9/11
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(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
It's official: "We Built This City" a s***ty ditty
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man spends 30 years developing Mini Cooper robot, the results are downright terrifying (with pics)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
After poor showing in ass-kicking contest, one legged woman plans to be Olympic Swimmer
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Six-year-old dies after being left overnight inside oven
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Man arrested for scaling Chinese skyscraper
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Bacteria may have appeared much later than previously thought
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Discuss: Does any Farker have a true ghost story to share? Link goes to examples
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Asshat has plastic surgery to look like Elvis; looks like he's been punched awake (with pretty gross pic)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Buddha bikini upsets Thais
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Darwinism in action. The Sun is there
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(WNBC)
 
 
 
Woman sentenced to 25 years in prison for game of "handcuffed, blindfolded and stabbed" with her husband
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chicago Cubs manager Dusty Baker prepares to throw his hat in anger after being thrown out of the game by home plate umpire. Photoshop the angry fool
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(Salisbury Post)
 
 
 
Man driving with Chevrolet dealer tag flees scene after downing Ford advertising blimp with shotgun
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(Some Poofy White Shirt)
 
 
 
Farkers under 21 are welcome at Trinity Hall for the Dallas Fark Party (May 15) between 7 and 10pm. At 10, go hang out in the Kroger parking lot and try to score a six pack
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Edinburgh bus drivers to be issued DNA kits in effort to catch people who spit on them
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Schwarzenegger promises California a "hydrogen highway" by 2010, an end to the resistance by 2026
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Forget asteroid impacts and world climate shifts -- new study suggests dinosaurs died from blue balls
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(TechTV)
 
 
 
The people have spoken: Leo Laporte back on TechTV
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
You can't buy redemption, but you can get one hell of a eulogy for $50
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(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Three separate car bombs kill 40 in three Basra police stations
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Geese blamed for Lake Tahoe pollution. Coal industry, SUV owners, flatulent cattle relieved to be off the hook
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Froggy's hacker con in Cleveland this weekend: "Notacon." It's "Not a con", and you're "Not a missing" it if you live nearby
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Tue April 20, 2004
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Word up: Hip-hop's bling-bling brings auto industry street cred and phat profits
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(The Paper)
 
 
 
Giorgio Armani wears fake Armani watch. In other news, Stewart Timex wears real one
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Afghanistan's national soccer team disbands after nine of its members attempt to seek asylum in Italy during international training camp
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(NBC 4 Columbus)
 
 
 
Man, sick of speeding cars roaring past his house, digs eight-inch-deep trench in road. Hilarity ensues
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Create a poster to promote a Fark rule, written or unwritten
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Lynyrd Skynyrd" took their name from their PE teacher, and tons of other obscure classic rock trivia
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Woman auctions eight-year-old daughter on eBay
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
4/28 is Free Ice Cream day at Baskin-Robbins
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(AP)
 
 
 
Sheryl Crow to perform live on United Airline's flight. Management says it was the only venue they could think of where people couldn't leave
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Nutjob jailed for going undercover to arrest neighbor
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"Basically, the advice to... Mrs. Skinner is that we couldn't explain how a pair of 6.7-inch scissors was left in her abdomen"
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(High Times)
 
 
 
Happy 4:20
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Today's Kerry flip-flop brought to you by Meet The Press and the Boston Globe
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(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Stop teaching our kids this evolution claptrap
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(WTNH)
 
 
 
To celebrate the nine-year anniversary of the Murrah building bombing in Oklahoma City, man parks U-haul truck in front of FBI building. Hilarity ensues
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(Derby Telegraph)
 
 
 
Sunny spring weather means Brit train companies not able to use "leaves on the line" and "wrong kind of snow" excuses, instead claim "sudden drop in atmospheric pressure"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
A "perfect storm" of number portability, crappy service and horrible customer relations gives AT&T Wireless a mass exodus of 367,000 customers in one quarter
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(PalmBeachPost)
 
 
 
Veterans upset with McDonald's for flying flags at half-staff after CEO died of a heart attack
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Laboring under the delusion that anyone cares, Jermaine Jackson slams U.S. policy in Iraq. Tito unavailable for comment
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(AP)
 
 
 
People who frequently change their mattresses have more sex
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Man with "rob bank" on his to do list surprisingly found guilty of robbing bank
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Campbell's produces soup with Warhol-inspired labels
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(TechTV)
 
 
 
Belief in God and ghosts may be caused by brain disorders and electromagnetism
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Swords into plowshares -- photoshop weapons into non-violent uses
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(TriCities.com)
 
 
 
Honor student suspended when cell phone rings in class
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(AP)
 
 
 
Today's surgical instrument left inside patient brought to you by Sydney, Australia
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(Wilmington Star)
 
 
 
Do not run electrical current through your body if you have a pacemaker
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
U.S. representative tries to carry gun onboard airplane. Briefly asked questions to determine his intent
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Until recently, an Australian sandwich shop served its bacon-and-egg roll with a side of heroin
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bonds hits the Home Run of the Beast
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(AP)
 
 
 
A "perfect storm" of rising prices for ingredients is making ice cream more expensive. Still cheaper by the pint than printer ink
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
New StrongBad email
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
April 27th (correction) is Free Ice Cream day at Ben & Jerry's
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man decides to sell brothel. Redemption? No, better money in strip clubs
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
If you live in Alaska, don't let a moose drop dead on your property, since you'll be responsible for moving it
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Blond with great abs, nice hips (Not safe for work)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Farker get's house redone by Monster House. Drinking has never been easier. Old link Farked. New link better, stronger...
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Replacing the two burros and three Pepes, South Korea to add 3,000 troops to Iraq
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(Chron)
 
 
 
V-v-v-vibrat-t-ting t-t-t-tongue j-j-j-jewelers s-s-s-quab-b-b-ble over p-p-patent-t-t right-t-t-ts
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Aborigines put black curse on Aussie PM
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(Vanderbilt Hustler)
 
 
 
Heineken scientist devotes career to uncovering peculiar mysteries such as why facial grease evaporates the head on your beer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"When the vice president and I are alone, it's just Colon and Dick"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
In a crippling blow to the coalition forces, Honduras also pulls out of Iraq. Two burros and three men named Pepe expected home shortly
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Buying your buddy a Wam-Bam Birthday Message Gram lapdance at dinner in a crowded restaurant is funny. Especially if he's a city commissioner
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(Security Pipeline)
 
 
 
Three-quarters of office workers would give up their passwords for a candy bar
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Redneck Fark party 'long about sundown, May 7, Bristol, VA. Drew may be there
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(Some Giant Ant)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop small creatures or objects into larger-than-life situations
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(BBC)
 
 
 
After drinking six beers and passing out at soccer match, man wins appeal that he wasn't drunk
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(some girl)
 
Weeners
 
Tuesday morning wood (not safe for work)
 
(www.WRTV.com)
 
 
 
IU student survives leap through eighth-floor window... Beer surprisingly not involved
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Hugh Jas" listed as distinguished alumni at elite journalism school. Hugh G. Rection unavailable for comment
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(Some Jackalope)
 
 
 
Theme: Create a creature. Combine two or more animals
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Mon April 19, 2004
(cincypost.com)
 
 
 
Man sues nightclub over take-down-pants contest (third item)
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(WSIL-TV Carterville)
 
 
 
Coke to launch new cola. Promises half the sugar, half the calories, half the taste and half the sales of regular Coke
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(BET)
 
 
 
Porn star tests HIV-positive
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(WSIL-TV Carterville)
 
 
 
Catholic priest claims that forcing young men to strip naked, gagging, blindfolding and hanging them upside down from the ceiling was penance and not molestation
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Throwing yourself in a tiger cage at the zoo probably won't convince your estranged wife to come back
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(AP)
 
 
 
Penn & Teller mark 30 years together. Moved from California to avoid ending up in common-law marriage
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
Farker gets house redone by Monster House. Drinking has never been easier
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bush scolds, threatens to ground Spanish PM over Iraq pullout, unmown lawn
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Brits go toothing for high-tech sex
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New $50 bills on the way, more realistic Ulysses S. Grant said to resemble WC Fields
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Donald Trump may get fired as CEO of his casino
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bob Woodward's new book on the Iraq invasion argues that the war on Iraq was due to a typo. Someone hit q instead of n
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Cowboy dude from The Village People and neighbor to Adrian Brody pelts his rowdy birthday party with eggs, gets Dubya's niece all sticky. (Scroll to bottom)
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(Bristol Post)
 
 
 
British Navy bomb-disposal squad trialling new technique: If it doesn't explode when you hit it, it must be safe
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
Vince Neil sued by former prostitute. Introducing the ugly world of two-for-one screwing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what dead celebrities would be doing today if they hadn't died
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman, helping her boyfriend escape from jail, killed when trying to exit the highway at 100 mph
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Court rules Maurice Clarett ineligible for Saturday's NFL Draft
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tom Brokaw to retire December 1. Tom Brokaw's hair to continue as anchor
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian named new CEO of McDonald's. Here come Big Roos and Wombat McNuggets
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Man dies after a game of "Let's set fire to the rug and see who stays in the house longer"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"You're short, bald and always will be, and can have me outside whenever you want." Aussie snooker player accepts defeat graciously
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Rangel calls Iraq war a "death tax'' on minorities since nearly a quarter of deaths have been black or Hispanic, while those minorities make up only 25 percent of the population
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(Y100.com)
 
Boobies
 
Who's the hottest college student in Philly? Possibly NSWF
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Girls Gone Wild boss sues women who accused him of rape for $25,000,036. The $36 were for hamburgers they ordered from room service
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Red Sox take 3 of 4 from the Yankees. Duke sucks
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Today's "Courtney Love is a loser" story courtesy of her $100,000/year dog walker
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(Some Kid)
 
 
 
Woman opens rent-a-goat business for lawn trimming needs
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Asshat gets kicked out of party. Tries to return to party through air shaft. Unsuccessful
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Chapelle Show in negotiations for third season. Wayne Brady warming up bitch-choking hand
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(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
Rebecca Romijn, back on the menu (not safe for work)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oklahoma City neighborhood overrun with peacocks and cats begging for food
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The Voice Lift -- a procedure that makes people sound younger
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
St. Louis Blues center arrested for hiring a Canadian hitman to snuff out his gay lover. Hitman's cover blown when police realize there are no moose in Missouri
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
UK and U.S. submarines surface near North Pole for impromptu game of soccer
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Saudis promise to reduce oil prices in time for November's election. Your Republican wants cheap oil
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(Google)
 
 
 
AudioEdit an interview for a phone-sex operator job
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(iFilm)
 
Boobies
 
Clip from the film Mondo Topless (not safe for work)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Diego Maradonna finally paying for his years of drug abuse -- and that handball goal against England in the World Cup
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
David Beckham did have an affair after all
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Trail of pennies leads police to robbery suspects
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Colorado Rockies outfielder Larry Walker finds a dead body on his property
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(AP)
 
 
 
Detroit fits ridiculously complex $7,000 parking meters to its pothole-strewn, blood-soaked streets
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(heraldtribune.com)
 
 
 
Patriots Ty Law tells police officers not to touch him because he is a professional athlete. Jailarity ensues
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Comet watching in triplicate
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Billy the German Cat spends 19 days in the cargo area of a jet airliner. Now headed home to his owners with a very healthy frequent-flyer miles balance
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(RedvsBlue)
 
 
 
"If you're lucky, you may even get a copper rectum"
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Student arrested for trying to rob kid with laser pointer
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(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Cincinnati Bengals force 300-pound lineman to take yoga class
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Kevin Spacey says he wasn't mugged after all. And just like that, he was gone
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(Some HighFivin Mutha)
 
 
 
Celebrate National High Five Day '04 by photoshopping a strange high five
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Robot plane drops bomb in successful test near Edwards AFB. Pizza-and-beer robot plane in the works
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(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
McDonald's CEO dies of heart attack
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
The next wave of terror attacks will come from eco-terrorists attacking your SUV
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(Iowa State Daily)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by other schools, Iowa State students decide they don't even need a sporting event to riot
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(wbay.com)
 
 
 
Teen boys return elderly woman's year-long missing purse, complete with $300 and insect infestation
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(Harvard Business Review)
 
 
 
SEC rule may force a Google IPO by April 30
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Actor Kevin Spacey brutally mugged in London park... or was he?
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(Tampa Trib)
 
 
 
Please, don't feed the homeless unless you have a permit
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Snowy and Tintin featured on silver 10 euro coin
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(Time of India)
 
 
 
Car falls into pit after avoiding burning tree that falls in its path
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tom Cruise saving our asses at historical events. Link goes to GIS for his royal sexiness
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to be a spammer -- using the process against the bastards
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jesse Jackson graciously offers his services to negotiate for hostages held in Iraq. Praise Gawd
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