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Sun April 18, 2004
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Duke University to eliminate early morning classes
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(The Age)
 
 
 
Bored Aussie hooligans enjoy "coming into the city, farting around in the car, looking at the girls, and giving yuppies the shits"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Seven hundred U.S. soldiers have died so you could drive your SUV
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Four out of five women seek men with attractive shoes
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(Ghana Home)
 
 
 
Man gets five years in prison for stealing bibles
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Adidas ad peppered with rude phrases. The Sun is there
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nebula Award winners
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(AVN)
 
 
 
"Cherry Scented Artifical Mouth" and 28 other products deemed obscene in Kansas
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Troops adding makeshift armor to Humvees in Iraq. Author is a moran
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(Premiere.com)
 
 
 
The 100 greatest movie characters of all time
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Undergound gas blast sends 19 manhole covers skyward in Hong Kong. That's-a spicy eggroll
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((Barre-Montpelier Times Argus, V)
 
 
 
Cracks found in Vermont Yankee nuclear power plant. Homer Simpson to fix problem
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
NASA launches Gravity Probe B to test Einstein's Relativity Theory
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(Some TRON fan)
 
 
 
Geek makes spandex TRON costume, doesn't realize wearing it endangers collective sanity of mankind (large man in spandex -- you are warned)
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Bush administration to redefine what a "family farm" is
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Hang Seng index
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Indonesian hackers create new political parties. "Pink Grandfather Party" and "Party of Bottled Mineral Water" both big winners
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Atkins Company tired of "bacon cheeseburger" image, tries to change by using a special fad PR strategy
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
The Consumer Reports Money Advisor is in favor of bots
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(Some Ad I saw on TV)
 
 
 
Company is selling New York quarters with A-Rod's face painted over George Washington
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Japan arrests Don of Meat. Sultan of Sushi still at large
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Seminoles hope $410m Hard Rock complex resonates with guests. Tonto needs a new vacation spot
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(DIY: Guerrilla war)
 
 
 
"What if" discussion: What do Fark military geeks think would have happened if the Axis of Evil had united and declared war?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Businesses doing more with less workers. In other news, the sky is blue and Drew drinks beer
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Spain buckles under terrorist pressure and pulls troops out ASAP
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mark McGwire eloquently expresses his views on steroids in baseball
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(Magic Valley)
 
 
 
Volunteers are needed to help replant 25 million acres of range land, the size of Kentucky
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Despite government bribes and the urging of the pope, Italians just aren't having babies
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Photoshop what went on behind Dubya's back during last night's press conference
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Benefactress offering every student at a middle school $50 for every "A" earned in a core class
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Zero tolerance gone haywire again: "Faculty members greet the students as they lift up their shirts and pants" when going to alternative school. "We make it a very positive experience to start the day," the principal said
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
University -- trying to remedy recent trend of students commiting suicide by plunging to their deaths -- hands out anitdepressants
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
MIT engineers develop "mood ring" that measures multiple health levels. Now, blue means you're gonna die
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Cheney's home county is the richest in the USA
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Nevada woman sues Coors over son's death. Coors argues that their beer is so weak it's impossible to get drunk
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Convenience store on one of Sydney's busiest streets is openly selling ecstasy and marijuana. Or at least until this story was published
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kissing a woman's shoes after holding a fake gun to her head may not get you out of a life sentence
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(Yale Daily News)
 
 
 
Yalie girl writes column on "etiquette for today's coed." Highlights include not puking on your bed or passing out in piss-stained khakis
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The world's 100 most influential people. Unfortunately, Drew checked in at No. 104
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(Pittsburgh Live)
 
 
 
Young boy, since he was 18 months old, has had memories of being a WWII pilot shot down over Iwo Jima in 1945
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop and name animal/hardware combinations. Link goes to polar bearephant
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Prince William scares cat on hunting expedition. Litigation ensues
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Skull found while renovating dining room may be from 1600s. Paige Davis creates a nice centerpiece out of it.
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(South Bend Tribune)
 
 
 
UFO takes a look at two Indiana women, gets the hell out of there
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman injured in drive-by cow shooting
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(Shropshire Star)
 
 
 
Underachieving terrorists may be responsible for miniature train derailment
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Spanish spelling bee may violate Arizona law
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Sat April 17, 2004
(CBC)
 
 
 
Montreal Canadiens force Boston Bruins to Game 7
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(BBC)
 
 
 
John Malkovich joins cast of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy film
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(Reading Evening Post)
 
 
 
Batman and Robin now fighting crime in small English town
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know what they say about a guy with big hands
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(Expatica)
 
 
 
Beckham "amazing lover," claims scandal woman
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(Indie Nudes)
 
Boobies
 
The beautiful sport is even more beautiful when played by nude beach bunnies (not safe for work)
source: indienudes.com
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass twin golden monkey babies born in Beijing
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(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: One of these things is not like the other...
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Fully articulated gauntlets
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Stunt pilot will attempt to snare a space capsule during re-entry
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(World Net Daily)
 
 
 
Twelve-year-old kid makes video training kids in the martial arts to defend themselves from bully attacks. Crane Kick to make a comeback
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(Times Online)
 
 
 
London artist takes on new space sculpture, also proposes "12-metre-high ejaculating man" for the waterfront at Seattle
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Al Qaeda attackers caught with WMD in Jordan
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(eKathimerini)
 
 
 
Greece jails Brit for seemingly random donkeyjacking
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Yankees fans launch daring aerial assault on Fenway Park. Too bad Baltimore was in town that night
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Talk about low-riders, Mexican company turns 727 airplane body into limo
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man uses senator's lost credit card. Apparently senator's state doesn't remember what he looks like
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Gasoline pump price sets record high, and it's not even summer yet
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Israel now in a power play situation as Hamas loses yet another player
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(Honolulu StarBulletin)
 
 
 
Hawaii issues state of emergency over shrieking frogs
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(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Dru Sjodin found
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Judge sentences rapist to life in prison, then asks victim out for dinner
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
"You shoot like a goat herder": Heavy metal and Arabic insults are latest weapon in Fallujah
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man avoids being robbed of his crappy Nokia cell phone, doesn't avoid being shot twice and hit in the head with a gun
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(Omaha.com)
 
 
 
Iowa wants constitutional amendment requiring voter approval for future tax increases
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(wmtw.com)
 
 
 
A former gun-club officer is convicted of illegal possession of firearms. Claims he didn't know
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(NBC SanDiego)
 
 
 
The Governator hires Dirty Harry and The Penguin to help bring more movie jobs to Cali
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mmm, spontaneously combusting pet food
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop NASCAR ballet. Link goes to GIS search
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Sexual moments in video-game history (mirrored on a better server)
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Elderly man pesters teenager about short-sleeve shirt. Hong Kong asshattery ensues
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Star Trek badge communicators invented 300 years earlier than expected
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cameroon soccer team penalized for wearing sassy body suits
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Elite special forces mobilized to intercept egg thieves
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(herald-dispatch.com)
 
 
 
Big-ass boulder from the hillside hits the road. With pics
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Scientists again promise a great view of a comet, plan on using the Intarweb to make sure
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Three hours and 11 people later, William the Goldfish rescued from drain
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this farker with his friends Greg and Charles Darwin
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(Some Mistie)
 
 
 
Reefer Madness to be re-released on 4/20 with audio commentary from MST3K's Mike Nelson
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecr... err, boobies! (Not safe for work)
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Houston home construction work grinds to halt as rumors of government immigration raids spread
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
World's largest steer dies. Ronald McDonald wanted for questioning
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods finishes military training. Army decides against sending him to Fallujah
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Turn anyone into a sex fiend with one word. Someone save me the 20 bucks and tell me what it is...
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Airports using "behavior pattern recognition" program to identify potential terrorists. Nose-pickers doomed
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(Modbee)
 
 
 
Guests vacationing in Key West turned away from hotel for being too heterosexual
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(some girl)
 
Weeners
 
Oh yes (not safe for work)
 
Fri April 16, 2004
(Newsday)
 
 
 
One felony, extra crispy, please... robber calls KFC ahead of time to order heist
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(NZ Herald)
 
 
 
Spearfishing the hot new sport in New Zealand
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
National Dark Sky Week begins Monday, April 19
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Nigerian astronaut trapped on Soviet space station -- needs your account number to pay for rescue mission
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Police foil bank robber's scuba getaway
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Design more appropriate Fark t-shirts. We'll contact you if we want to use them
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(SciScoop)
 
 
 
FDA approves clinical trial for computer interface chips to be directly implanted in five human test subjects. Instead of Fark on your mind, it will be Fark in your mind
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(WESH.com)
 
 
 
Couch technology allows you to feel the action on your TV -- but will it work for porn?
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(Nicosphere3000.com)
 
 
 
Get your very own (*hack*) Nicosphere3000 (*cough*) and smoke wherever the hell (*wheeze*) you want
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(Wmur Channel)
 
 
 
Speeding drunk woman totals speed trailer -- that thing that says "Your speed is 79 mph... slow down... turn... AAAGGGHHH!!'
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(Some Siege Guy)
 
 
 
Build your own desktop trebuchet
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pencil carvings
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
Marines and Army kicking butt and taking names. Report from someone who is there with them
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(some dude)
 
 
 
Upgrades reportedly include a larger bun, fresher lettuce, thicker tomato slices, coarser ground beef and the elimination of "artificial mayo," which will be replaced by real mayonnaise
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Bus driver charged with beating rider who wouldn't pay
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(Some Guiness Towel)
 
 
 
O'Fark. Dallas Fark Party, Friday May 14 @ Trinity Hall Irish Pub 8:00 (link goes to pub)
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Lesbian kiss in school play causes stir in community, students' pants
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(News Net 5)
 
 
 
Man trapped for 10 days under the weight of his own organ
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Edinburgh, Scotland claims sharp rise in unwanted weener sightings
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman sues candy company after she couldn't lick her licorice habit
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(WESH.com)
 
 
 
Police consider charges against eight-year-old for assault with a deadly pastry
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(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Arrested man changes into jeans that show his crack
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Quentin Tarantino buys newspaper without his pants. The Sun is there
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Tape of abducted U.S. soldier released
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(WOKR-TV 13)
 
 
 
Pope apologizes for Catholic sacking of Constantinople -- 800 years ago
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Today's "old lady opening a can of whoop-ass on a robber" story brought to you by Toronto
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Your cellphone can now tell you the name of that damn song. Memory loses another notch to technology
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nothing like a little canine nookie while you eat your cookie
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(The State News)
 
 
 
Five Michigan State students arrested for burning a marshmallow Peep
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man throws Campbell's chicken soup at firefighters from 10th floor window after calling in false alarm
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(Wired)
 
 
 
"Wi-fi on steroids" hits U.S
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Government should be run like a brewery
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(Some Chick)
 
 
 
Theme: Your chocolate is in my peanut butter. Photoshop two things that should or shouldn't go together
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(BBC)
 
 
 
New patch will stop you wanting to drink OR smoke. Still no cure for cancer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tiny helicopter
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norway about to implement the world's stupidest version of the total smoking ban
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(MEMRI)
 
 
 
Transcript of Osama's peace offer to Europe. "September 11 and March 11 is your own merchandise coming back to you." Apparently bounces off him and sticks to you
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Scottish students develop software to help drunks find their way home
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(UWSP)
 
 
 
Fifty-four hours of sheer madness: The Worlds Largest Trivia Contest kicks of this weekend
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(Some Beer Lover)
 
 
 
Come to Chattanooga's Beer on the Bridge, this Saturday, 2-5pm
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(Evolution)
 
 
 
Possible future genetic freaks
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Despite problems feeding its own population, North Korea spends money to import foreign technology... for brewing beer. Now seeks Yahoo Seriously to talk about splitting beer atoms
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(Some Single Guy)
 
 
 
Temporary "loft cube" apartments may solve nation's housing crisis
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Guinness brewery to close
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(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
Evil does often triumph
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Boy hires man to kill mother, instructs him to "not hurt the TV"
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
It's $2.80 for the first mile, $0.40 each quarter mile after that. The stripshow in the front seat is compliments of the cab company
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(Geeksville USA)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Klingon wedding
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sony's new 25 GB Blu-Ray Disc made of paper. Finally, we can smoke our video games
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(AP)
 
 
 
Bill gets the job on The Apprentice
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(TMCnet.com)
 
 
 
Ben & Jerry to use new refrigeration technology with no environmental side effects. Next challenge: Eliminating freezer burn
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Spoken-word renditions of well known songs. Difficulty: No Shatner
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(TRIANGLE)
 
 
 
Completing the venomous trifecta: Dog takes two rattlesnake bites to the chest to save his ten-year-old owner
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Top 25 most misery-inducing sports events. One man's misery is another man's celebration
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Ford offers armored Lincoln Town Car capable of withstanding rounds of fire from assault rifles and submachine guns
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(Chiff)
 
 
 
Hottie writes article on Star Trek and capitalism (with pic of hottie)
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
MiraVision -- a TV with coating that turns it into mirror when not on
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Thu April 15, 2004
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Vegan student dissects virtual pig. Gets a virtual "A"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ray Bradbury praises Bush's space plan; also says to ignore that gremlin on the plane wing looking in at you
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
75-pound Ali book beats 66-pound sumo book for heavyweight title
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Robotic expedition to Titanic in the works
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fan falls from stadium while trying to catch historic homer. D'oh!
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(starwars.com)
 
 
 
Star Wars trading card banned from play by the company that prints Star Wars trading cards
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Porn industry hit by HIV fear, with calls for production to stop temporarily. Kittens rejoice
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The badness that ensues when one product/company replaces their slogan with that of another company/product
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rare whales spotted for first time in 20 years. Giant cigarette-shaped thing now moving away from earth
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Some sororities hold what they call 'naked parties,' during which after a few drinks sisters and pledges strip off their clothes and basically run around the house naked"
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(Beloit Daily News)
 
 
 
Man didn't realize there was a strict no-return policy on his puppy. Hilarity ensues
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(KMBC)
 
 
 
Running late for work? Take a cab
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Nuclear scientists learn how to squeeze juice from a banana
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(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
More people go into the woods each year to relax but bring their cell phone along as well
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Gunshot victim disarms shooter. Beatdown ensues
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Residents of northern Iran have reported a string of UFOs moving at low altitudes and emitting different colors
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Topless barber shop set to open in Scotland
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Florida introduces faith-based prisons, which lose money every time offering plate is passed around
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Poet wins £2,500 award for writing about getting drunk
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When attempting a drive-by shooting, try not to shoot your driver
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Theaters using night-vision goggles to spot camcorders
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Newfound world shatters distance record
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Fabiana says "Tax this." (Not safe for work)
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Cop eats 9.5 doughnuts in three minutes to win doughnut-eating contest
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(WESH.com)
 
 
 
Man having heart attack issued parking ticket and left to die
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Acapulco Gold may be one bad-ass weed, but NZ scientist can harvest real gold from plants
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Northern Ireland bans "idiots and lunatics" from voting. All elections cancelled until further notice
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
"Mini Break Diet Coke" fits in your purse
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(The Register)
 
 
 
"Okay, okay, I'll change the damn name..." Lindows caves
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(AP)
 
 
 
Minister dies from rattlesnake bite after "test of faith" on Easter. Congregation expecting resurrection soon. Darwin unavailable for comment
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Gamers being trained for military service
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(Norwich Bulletin)
 
 
 
Female inmate wins national writing award. Prison's response: Seize computer and erase five years' worth of writing belonging to her and 14 other inmates in writing program
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Pachyderm panics at removal from circus
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(Forbes.com)
 
 
 
Scientists can now give a rat a woody on command. Still no cure for cancer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cat survives 30-day trip in shipping box
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas town to ban beer bongs for fortifying family relaxation 'round rivers
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Just a partial list of the crap floating around at the Jersey shore
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Some printer ink costs more per millilitre than vintage champagne. Cockeyed.com says, "Told you so"
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(Some Nada)
 
 
 
Theme: The _____ of Turin. Link = GIS
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(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Heaven downsizes Jesus after long delays on Second Coming project
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tim Berners-Lee, the man who launched the World Wide Web, finally gets a little payback by winning one million Euros for the Millennium Technology Prize. Al Gore surrenders
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Japanese hostages released
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(Tennessean.com)
 
 
 
Citing safety concerns, city votes to ban bubble machines on Main Street
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Cannabis worth £35m ($62.5m) seized at dockside warehouse
 
(BostonChannel.com)
 
 
 
Smoking declared a basic human right
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Wagner's ''Ride of the Valkyries'' named top tune not to play while driving because it may cause accidents. Hondas with Japanese stickers belting out basslines you feel rather than hear still okay
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The history of hair in baseball. From the present day Jesus Damon to legends like Rollie Fingers and Oscar Gamble
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Eighteenth-century Italian-made violin, reported missing earlier this week, found in an alleyway near the Manhattan bar where its owner had left it. Don't drink and fiddle
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(KUSA)
 
 
 
Indian tribes sue to reclaim about a third of Colorado, but will settle for a single casino
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(Tennessean.com)
 
 
 
Man opens combination furniture/porn store
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man steals vehicles to run down pedestrians, kill Haitians
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Nigerian scammers evolve, now offering 20 percent of $19 million because too much money has been allocated for the Olympics
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(AP)
 
 
 
Woman in Kentucky jail crawls through ductwork to meet with male inmate, later ends up pregnant. They insist they didn't have sex
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Australian politician, 42, has hip-hop makeover, starts talking like Puff Daddy. Australian kids cringe with embarrassment
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(Law.com)
 
 
 
Defendant chases judge in courtroom after being sentenced for two-to-four years, might have caught him if it wasn't for the deputy with a gun behind him
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
TV news reporter digs up dirt on crooked cops. Cops dig up dirt on reporter "doctor-shopping" for opiate-based drugs. Jailarity ensues
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Photoshop Barry Bonds using the force
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ah, springtime -- the flowers are blooming, the birds are singing and the geologists are again predicting doom for the San Andreas fault
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Teenager who discovered major Windows flaw gets a nice pat on the head from Microsoft
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Free rattlesnake bite with tree purchase at Lowes
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Man caught violently stroking his violin while driving. Disharmony ensues
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Bin Laden offers truce to Europe
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jayson Williams becomes a father again. Baby and mom to remain at hospital until they can hire another limo driver
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man scares the fertilizer out of himself after setting off 97-kilogram homemade bomb with a sparkler
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Teen caught taping girls changing clothes. Hooters chain sends offer letter, signing bonus
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Fifty-three tickets, four DUIs, 102 license suspensions. Meet the Henry Earl of driving
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(The Kentucky Post)
 
 
 
Homeowner chases away burglar after noticing his gun doesn't have a barrel
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(SomeBrunette)
 
Weeners
 
Yummy (not safe for work)
source: herhunks.com
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man detained by police for playing fetch the axe with his dog
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Wed April 14, 2004
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop karma coming back to bite someone in the arse. Link goes to GIS for Karma
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme wants Japan to be as fat as the U.S. Godzilla surrenders; Mothra to start Atkins diet
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Study shows girl chimps smarter than boy chimps and that boy chimps like to sit around watching football
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Three-hundred-pound bear spotted in residential neighborhood
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(John Dough)
 
 
 
The moneyshot goes mainstream
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Passengers wrestled drunken man off jet after he threatened, "I'm going to kill someone"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Bomb squad blows up three birds and a turtle
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Society won't let us skin our knees
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Dogs named Goose and Maverick get revenge on owner lady
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Scotland's new square trees make looking at trees even more fun
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Man sleeps through carjacking, wakes to find friends replaced with armed thugs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Real men of genuis..." Today we salute people who potty-train their cats (and the TV stations that show them)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's taken Matt Groening a decade and a half -- he will finally be a character on The Simpson's this weekend
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Man breaks into home just looking for a place to "nap." Severe beating ensues (with pic)
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Chinese police recover 600 pounds of heroin hidden in beehives during early morning sting
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(Excite)
 
 
 
Colombian soccer players can't afford to eat, willing to fly over Andes for chance at a meal
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Man who threw water on peace protesters receives a Jefferson Muzzle Award for suppression of free speech
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(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Iraqi insurgents kill Italian hostage
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New study finds heavy social drinkers exhibit drain bamage
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Crane used to rescue 500-pound man
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(Wired)
 
 
 
What the hell are all the J-List ads about? Find out here
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(Astrobiology.com)
 
 
 
New technology to detect life on Mars
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(BBC)
 
 
 
NASA equipment being used to help birds. They are also offering moon buggies for injured monkeys
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(Some Astronomer)
 
 
 
The coolest pic you'll see today: Massive Star Forming Region DR21
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Sometimes "The Onion" is taken too seriously.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Your favorite cartoon character's personal ad
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Articulated finger armor
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Librarians upset with new Internet filters
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chubby, barefoot Aussie guy outruns police
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(Komo)
 
 
 
It's official: Starbucks has more caffeine than your average cup of better-tasting joe
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Sharks attack fishing crew after boat capsizes. Survivors cling to driftwood, no reports of anyone yelling, "Smile, you son of a biatch"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Singer Sophie B. Hawkins, who has not had a hit single since 1994, wins whopping $346 music-piracy judgement
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Boy raised by dog dies on welfare
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(Kazaa)
 
 
 
Kazaa's reasons for companies allowing it to sell and distribute licensed digital assets
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Couple marooned by cruise ship on uninhabited island for harrowing hour and a half. Rescued after scrawling SOS in the sand
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
No. 1: Feed dairy cows herring with their hay. No. 2: ??? No. 3: Profit
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Dragon discovered on Titan's surface
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(WPVI.com)
 
 
 
Legal war over man who wants to erect 30-foot weiner
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(Tennessean)
 
 
 
Wax-museum owner puts his wax country stars up for sale on eBay block. You too can now have your own wife-sized Dolly Parton
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Newark ponders the fate of the 55,000-gallon, 60-foot-tall Pabst beer bottle
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Steak-knife-wielding transvestite carjackers attack. Daycare owner fights back with broom
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Three more may have died in cockling tragedy." Cockring tragedy demands recount
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(BBC)
 
 
 
North Sea to run dry... in 50 years
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Five-year-old girl found alive by highway workers 10 days after car crash
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Optimus Prime awakes to find a chicken bouillon cube in his chest
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Kid takes a ride on luggage escalator; comes close to being fried by the X-ray machine
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(KYRenew)
 
 
 
Farker thinking of getting personalized plate -- any ideas? Link goes to a cool website
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(AP)
 
 
 
Today's "woman gives birth to a litter" story brought to you by Missouri
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop this human pyramid. Difficulty: No sharks
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
McDonald's to offer Internet access
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Only 45 percent of Russian youth use drugs
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(iFilm)
 
Boobies
 
Vincent Gallo's Brown Bunny really sucked. However, there was at least one good nude scene with Chloe Sevigny (NSFW)
source: wvw.ifilm.com
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Woman fights to keep her 12 damn, dirty apes
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(SBC)
 
 
 
Naked man allowed to cut the line at local polling station
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sometimes the news writes itself: Swimmers ignoring crocodile danger at Darwin Beach
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Letters I wrote in my head
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(retroCrush)
 
 
 
The Online Underoos Museum (remembering a time when dressing up in Chewbacca underwear was OK)
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(Guilfordian)
 
 
 
New bill may reinstate the draft for 2005. Scarf companies rumored to fund Republican campaign
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Hawaiian Airlines passengers clog arteries, overhead bins with doughnuts
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(Indian Express)
 
 
 
Dead man returns to village after 22 years. "Murderer" wants justice
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(Some Medic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Army field-hospital switchboard
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
California State Assembly passes bill which will allow hybrid drivers to use carpool lane, even when alone
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(glaad.org)
 
 
 
In the upset of the century, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy wins GLAAD award for "Outstanding Reality Program"
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(Some Melancholy Dane)
 
 
 
400-year-old original printing of "Hamlet," one of 19 known to exist, up for auction. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern unavailable for comment
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(ESPN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Barry Bonds hits 661st to pass Willie Mays, caught by same man that caught 660 last night
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(Army.ca)
 
 
 
Apparently, a 12-year-old was given the task of creating the new flash intro to the Canadian Army's website
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Tue April 13, 2004
(BBC)
 
 
 
Thieves penetrate car trunk to lift large packet of sex toys. Victim not tickled
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(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Radioactive prostate sets off security alert
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Massive sinkhole has already eaten at least 12 cars, will soon sink its way right through to Tokyo and defeat Mothra
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FDA approves brain implants for human trials. Resistance considered futile
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(thisislocallondon)
 
 
 
People have been hearing five repeated thuds in the middle of the night and cannot trace the source
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(WPVI.com)
 
 
 
Scientists make new "water" that won't get things wet
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(wnem.com)
 
 
 
Taco Bell inspires students to go on hunger strike. "A taco revolution, I am there," says chihuahua
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(News Observer)
 
 
 
Man tries to commit suicide with 600 hair dryers
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Three NBA teams make the playoffs with a sub-.500 record
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
California lawmaker challenging Gmail. Submitter knows there is a G-unit joke in there somewhere but is hungover today
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Retail stores can sell more by replacing products with giant animitronic dinosaurs
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Non-sports uses for sports equipment
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
CBS wins free-speech censorship award for its idiocy. Celebrates by airing Walker, Texas Ranger marathon
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(Charleston Sunday Gazette Mail)
 
 
 
Bored with breaking into his truck, local crooks try breaking into Powerball winner Jack Whittaker's house. Sheriff's deputy deduces, "They're targeting him because they know he has the money and I guess he's known for having it on hi
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(CNN)
 
 
 
From the high school that brought you the violent Powder Puff football hazing comes an all new 13-man paddling
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NBA suspends Bobby Sura's triple double off of purposely missed shot
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
New Miss USA likes super-sized value meals, bungee jumping, pig wrestling and has two master's degrees. Line starts here
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Farker's lab makes the CNN front page for Autism heroics
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(Fark)
 
 
 
New black Fark t-shirts now for sale
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
Democrats do not want you to shoot Donald Rumsfeld, even though their newspaper ad suggests it
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
You drove Mercedez, now try Lexus. (Not safe for work)
source: potd.vivnet.com
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Dita von Manson?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Britney Spears plans to do her own reality show
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
There is no statute of limitations on parking fines, and cash-strapped cities aren't above knee-capping to get their money
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(tennessean.com)
 
 
 
Tennessee senators battle for hours over whether or not dogs should be able to ride in the back of pickup trucks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Military robot lost in action. Builder couldn't be happier
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(Access North Georgia)
 
 
 
Middle school principal allows convicted sex offender to attend school dance. Hilarity ensues
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(AP)
 
 
 
Nudists upset that proposed new college dorms will allow people to see them naked
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Christian music artist getting funky for the Lord
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(Western Daily Press)
 
 
 
Hollywood rewrites the Battle of Britain. Thank you, Tom Cruise, for singlehandedly saving our asses
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(DETNOW)
 
 
 
Escaped criminal on the run. He's a white male, 5' 10," 160 pounds with brown hair and he's handcuffed to a chair
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Pig feces can be make into crude oil. No word on bird-poo car wax
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(eWeek)
 
 
 
HP introduces troubleshooting tool. Probably 5' 2", not from the U.S. and can't speak a lick of English
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(MosNews.Com)
 
 
 
Advertisers of Swiss beer promote drugs
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
National Debt Clock has been removed
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old man hits, kills cyclist. Drives 100 feet, hits another. Still can't find farmer's market
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(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Behold the power of fark.ru: Russian anti-Barbie embarasses online voting for Miss Universe contestants
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Yoda" is world's oldest mouse. Turned four, he has
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
British citizens firmly support smacking their children
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Skynet forecasts a "perfect storm" brewing in robotics
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: How to identify an American in a crowd
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(FHM (US))
 
Boobies
 
Apprentice girls pose for FHM
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(Google)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a stripper trying to convince a poor slob to come into the Champagne Room
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Russia manages to lose an entire train
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(Some Guy named Pete)
 
 
 
In honour of Toronto's 2-0 win, "The Ottawa Song," sung to the tune of "The Hanukkah Song." Download on left side of the page. Go Leafs,go
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(KTVU)
 
 
 
Jetson lifestyle not to far away
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
British man dies making marmalade. Darkest, Peru's cuddliest bear, wanted for questioning
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(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Judge thinks selling Pat Boone-inspired CD of ukulele tunes will save library
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(masterxmedia.com)
 
Boobies
 
Take a ride on this Mercedes (NSFW)
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Teens rob pizza deliverywoman at cap gunpoint. Jailarity ensues
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(Some Kenyan Website)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass white baby zebra born
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(iFilm)
 
Boobies
 
Ashley Judd in Normal Life, with Luke Perry (not safe for work)
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Lawrenceville Farkers, rejoice: Ye may now drink until 2:00 in the morning
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Nearing the end of its mission, photoshop what the Mars rovers' last image will look like
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"It's 1020 miles to the South Pole, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and it'll cost taxpayers $20 million." USA: "Hit it"
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Power out at Bellagio Resort. George Clooney wanted for questioning
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Intoxicated man seeks state trooper job, is arrested as he drives away
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
J. Edgar Hoover's naked pictures of Eleanor Roosevelt means he was straight
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(Daily News (NY))
 
 
 
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, tired of having two unpronounceable last names, divorces John Stamos
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
City commissioner -- found asleep in his car with his pants down -- claims to the victim of a prank
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(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
California company will clone your cat for $50,000
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(Sistani.org)
 
 
 
Shi'ite cleric Sistani says Islam gives a thumbs up to anal sex. No word on drivers licenses for women
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
TV commentator doesn't like John Stewart, compares him to Stalin
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bonds ties Willie Mays' HR record at 660. Duke sucks
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
IRS audits of corporations down from last year. Audits of individuals up 14 percent
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The housing market bubble is about to burst as badly as the Internet bubble
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scalia apologizes for seizure of reporters recordings, says was not done at his direction, revises policy regarding recordings for print media
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ye cannae be serious. Indian whisky in Scotland? Next they'll be opening restaurants on every corner
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Residents who live near start of the Boston Marathon hope the runners will stop peeing in their yards
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Despite addressing complaints about their nude statues and covering them with two-piece sarongs, garden center still fails to deter pathetically horny men. "They are pulling the tops and looking underneath"
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(Something Awful)
 
 
 
SA reviews various garage band demos and, wow, do they suck
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Federal air marshal leaves gun in secure airport bathroom. Hilarity ensues
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(The News Tribune)
 
 
 
Corporate ties create doubts about network news
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You can't fool all the people all the time: "Tears" of crying Mary statue actually a mix of vegetable oil and rose oil
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(BBC)
 
 
 
After much research, Oxford University professor professes Scots and English to be "different"
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(RedvsBlue)
 
 
 
Buenos dias, cockbites. Guess who's back?
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(wpvi.com)
 
 
 
People celebrate Easter by seeing how far they can fling marshmallow Peeps
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Wall Street seeks Bush reelection despite fact that economy is better with Democratic presidents
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(some girl)
 
Weeners
 
She'd hit it twice (not safe for work)
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Be-bop Fallujah, cease fire, maybe?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop moments in which saying "my bad" just doesn't cover it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
American Airlines sells private customer information to other companies to make money. Also holds record for planes flown into World Trade Center buildings
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(CricInfo)
 
 
 
Cricket: Brian Lara reclaims world record. Duke sucks
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man who bets life savings on one spin of roulette wheel wins on Seven Red
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Mr. Cranky Pants recovered -- there was much rejoicing
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(Weirdal.com)
 
 
 
A message from Weird Al on his parents' deaths
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(starbanner.com)
 
 
 
Shaq has a profane outburst on live TV again
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Outsourcing corporations finding services provided by cheap laborers is quite crappy, now "onshoring"
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(Some Broke Guy)
 
 
 
Bush's bill will save U.S. firms $80 billion in pension costs
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(Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Here's our video game... and here's how to hack it
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(EU Reporter)
 
 
 
Music labels consider foolproof plan to jack up the cost of downloads
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the real reason why this little girl is running
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(Chron)
 
 
 
The idiot-proof, step-by-step guide to getting spyware off your computer
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(eBay)
 
 
 
No. 1: Buy $100,000 Tunnel Boring Machine. No. 2: ??? No. 3: Profit
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All night blues with the King Wilkie guys
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Even if you are royalty, you can still get screened at the airport
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Thieves scale two barbed wire fences to steal beloved Mr. Cranky Pants
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