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Sun March 07, 2004
(Sun Star)
 
 
 
All-spam restaurant opens in the Phillipines. Beans are off
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Voodoo spirits credited for Aristide's leaving country
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Campfires should always be placed outside of your tent
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Forget beer goggles. The real reason why women look better in bars. Here comes the science
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(TechTV)
 
 
 
Volvo concept car built by women, for women and cooler than any Volvo any man drives today
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop any classic misheard song lyric. Link goes to GIS for one example
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brownie troop leader: "Our breasts are not criminal"
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(Cancer)
 
 
 
Amazing new cigarette won't make you stink, because there's no smoke. And won't give you cancer because there's no tobacco. And you don't need an ashtray because there are no ashes. Upon further examination, it turns out to just be a s
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(Wales Online)
 
 
 
Dracula's only living relative says his forefather should never have been linked with Welsh "vampire" murderer Mathew Hardman
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(Pioneer Press)
 
 
 
Planetarium director changes names of constellations to "Jesse the Body," "Marge and Homer" and "Pokemon"
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Drunk Mets outfielder decides to pee in pizzeria parking lot. Hilarity ensues
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(Helena Independent Record)
 
 
 
New bill in Congress protects fast food resturants from being sued if you are overweight
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(AP)
 
 
 
Fishy woman arrested at London airport
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Cherokee, Navaho, Irish and German psychic selling most powerful love spell ever. Must be level 11 or higher to cast
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Bizarre SWAT team initiation ritual proves that not even cops are safe from cops
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sorry about not wearing my seatbelt, officer, just let me finish this bong hit
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(Oakland Tribune)
 
 
 
Eight-year-old wins 2004 Elk Bugling Championship for the second consecutive year. He's also a champion caller of duck, turkey, peacocks and owls
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Schools trying new drug testing method that can detect drug use with items a student has touched
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(www.moby.com)
 
 
 
Inspired by the -- *ahem* -- tribute -- given to him last year on Fark, Moby holds his own photoshop contest. With prizes
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(Some Introvert)
 
 
 
"Caring for Your Introvert," a sensitivity guide for the loud and obnoxious
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Internet, the witchcraft business is booming in small southeastern Mexican towns
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(TheForce.net)
 
 
 
Star Wars fan film with outstanding space battle sequence. George Lucas surrenders
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Man who escaped from prison 44 years ago caught after signing his real name while visiting son in jail
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Malaysian minister accused of trying to look older by dying his hair grey
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(Oakland Tribune)
 
 
 
Sopranos mesmerizing in fifth season. Character by character review. New season starts tonight
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(Alameda Times Star)
 
 
 
More people walking around with restless leg syndrome
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(AP)
 
 
 
Gilligan to take his chances with the FCC as he starts-up his own low-power coconut radio station. Howard Stern surrenders
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(CBS 2)
 
 
 
Six Flags tightens its belt, may have to cut down to five
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(Helena Independent Record)
 
 
 
British lawmakers want to bring back hard drinking boozy debates and midnight votes to Parliament
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(CNN)
 
 
 
James Bond: Tall, dark, and handsome. Oh -- actually, TOO tall
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(PlanetGameCube)
 
 
 
Blacksmith creates perfect replica of the Master Sword from Link to the Past. Had to get changed from a frog first
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Woman sues after being taped by NBC Today show camera temporarily stored in dressing room
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
All five planets that can be visible to the naked eye will appear together this month (with map)
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(locusmag.com)
 
 
 
For the literate geeks among us, Locus Magazine's recommended reading list for science fiction and fantasy from 2003
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(Google)
 
 
 
If babies could talk, what would they say?
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Telemarketers are now paying $1 per minute if you listen to them
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop what happens when kids start acting out their favorite video games
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
'Spermodynamics' flashes frickin' laser beams through your 'guys' to test potency. Which is marginally better than the wind tunnel test
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(metrotimes.com)
 
 
 
Kilt-wearing ice men
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(The Age)
 
 
 
Area 51 neighbors keyless lock failures still a mystery
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Possessed coke can for Sale on eBay
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(Salina Journal)
 
 
 
Teenagers attempt white water rafting in Kansas. Hilarity ensues, with pics
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Women planning topless protest Sunday in Daytona
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Under-21 daughters of Keith Richards and Mick Jagger get satisfaction at strip club with lapdances and making out; pic of Keith's daughter thoughtfully included for discussion purposes
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Research proves tossing out your toothbrush every few weeks could spare you exposure to an endless array of infectious microbes
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Hoping to take the challenge out of police work, crooks snap pictures of themselves stealing SUV, video game, DVDs, and clothes. Then leave camera in SUV
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(Some Depp)
 
 
 
Arrgh. Photoshop these kids and their obliviousness to the two pirates in such close proximity
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(Some Farker)
 
Boobies
 
I'd Blend'er -- The oh so hot Jessica Simpson
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(Some Fed-Up Guy)
 
 
 
Make $30,000/hour like these guys
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Pop open a cold one and I will tell you the story of the great Sydney beer-heist
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(The SanDiego Channel)
 
 
 
Police stop two teens planning to murder a teacher less than 30 minutes before it was scheduled to happen. What ever happened to sugar in the gas tank?
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(mmmmmmmmm)
 
Boobies
 
El hotness increíble que es Mirabela Gonzales. No seguro para el trabajo, o los gatos (not safe for work)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Dolphins running back Ricky Williams shaves his look-defining dreads off, losing five pounds in the process. ( with pic )
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Sat March 06, 2004
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dish Network threatens to drop CBS and many Viacom channels from lineup
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(adventuregamers.com)
 
 
 
Sam & Max 2 has been canceled. Probably to make way for another crappy star wars re-hash sucktacular crapfest excuse for a game
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Cheese meets Onion in a savory celebration
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(AP)
 
 
 
Prepare yourself for the dirtiest, ugliest, tell-all campaign ever: A congressman's ex-wife is running against him
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(KTUU)
 
 
 
Police called after two Alaska Senators fight over bowling scores
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dozens of Incan skeletons found under proposed highway site. Roadway hauntings to ensue
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(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: What happens if the groom sees his bride in her wedding dress before the ceremony?
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Unwashed for 10 years, "smelly Kenyan" gets scrubdown from sickened neighbours
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rare whooper swan seen in Klamath Basin again. Burt Reynolds' hairpiece unavailable for comment
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
UCLA employees placed on administrative leave for selling cadaver parts
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to build a computer for almost no money at all
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(Paralympics)
 
NewsFlash
 
Water Taxi Capsizes in Baltimore
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Bald eagles tired of killing fish, yearn for something bigger. Now hunting caribou
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Star Treks Patrick Stewart launched an outspoken attack on Hollywood's culture of violence calling it "extremely irresponsible," singles out "Kill Bill" as "deeply offensive," adding "There are FOUR lights."
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(Grand Island Independent)
 
 
 
March is "Caffeine Awareness Month"
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(WGAL.com)
 
 
 
Amish: "Photo ID's are graven images." USA: "Stay in Canada then, we don't care."
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Double, bubble, boil and trouble,U.S. researchers will soon publish strong evidence of a recipe to generate fusion power with tiny bubbles, which sounds like a modern witch's brew
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Road shut down so salamanders can make sweet love
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Horribly mislead teens are turning to branding, instead of tattoos or piercings, to show their individuality and imbecility
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(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Detroit police too busy to hear your murder confession? Board a Greyhound for Toledo.
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Governor of Texas' approval rating drops to 40% after repeated rumours circulating about his sexual orientation
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Police cadet so excited about training course at mortuary he decides to commemorate it by taking pictures of corpses with his cell phone
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Senior citizens go nuts and start throwing punches at condo association meeting
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fourteen New York City parking spots being sold for $169,000 each
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(Tennessean.com)
 
 
 
Meet Bart Sibrel: Moon landing conspiracy theorist and filmmaker
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(Scottish Wallpaper)
 
 
 
Photoshop these majestic cows
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Russian arctic survey team trapped on shrinking ice floe
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
It's time to embrace hemp: It's been used as fibre, food and medicine for at least 6000 years, and now it may save the planet (with great pic)
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Man sells vote in the presidential election on eBay
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Man attempts to hang self on speed camera
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(Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
It is illegal to fire retarded supermarket employees who eat half a donut and put the rest back in the box
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(620ktar)
 
 
 
Teaching his children well, David Crosby arrested in NY on pot and gun charges
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(Bristol Post)
 
 
 
Installing UV lights in restrooms to deter junkies is a waste of money -- the lights stop them finding their veins, but five minutes with a UV pen and they have a handy glow-in-the-dark map
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man who stole four pr0n mags has every cop in the county after him
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(Bill Nye)
 
 
 
Tomorrow's soldier will carry more by using an exoskeleton. French army working on similar device which gives their soldiers a spine
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Formula 1 outsourced to Bombay. Miss Budweiser wants a popadom
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(Southern Illinoisan)
 
 
 
This week's tape-happy teacher brought to you by DuQuoin, IL
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(WBAY)
 
 
 
Guy dresses up as beer distributor, goes to stores and picks-up neon beer signs for "cleaning". Hilarity ensues
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
New research lends credence that the Great Chicago Fire, along with even more deadly blazes in upstate Wisconsin and Michigan, was the result of a comet fragment crashing into Earth's atmosphere
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Happy, healthy 6-yr-old girl taken from kidnapper mom and reunited with strangers who speak another language
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(Crawfish.cc)
 
 
 
For only $300, you can have your very own "Fowl De'Couchon:" A pig stuffed with a turkey, stuffed with a duck, stuffed with a chicken, stuffed with a quail. (near bottom of page)
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Photshop what's attached to this guy's dragline
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(NBC6)
 
 
 
McDonald's is randomly making 15 people millionaires this weekend. If any farkers win, my fee is 10%
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit overheard conversations in the line to get into heaven
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Wanted: single, full-figured female for committed relationship. Must be willing to tolerate her man's heavy eating and deep sleeping. Call the Shanghai Wild Animal Park
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
When Bar Mitzvahs Go Bad. It all started when the janitor absconded with all the ice and then offered to sell it back
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
A sex pill which claims to combat brewer's droop has been developed. Heh, he said "brewer's droop"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Artist who sticks vials of his blood up his butt wins $15,000 government award
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(encom)
 
 
 
Coworkers keep stealing farker's food from refrigerator. Suggest possible solutions to the problem. Voting enabled
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Crops of circles, alien intelligences are at work on the Red Planet, numbers of circles are being imaged on Martian rocks by NASA's rovers
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(AP)
 
 
 
Big news from Connoquenessing, Pennsylvania: a boy's note tied to a balloon has been found
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Coach tells college sophomore basketball player she looked like she was "carrying a 10-pound weight." One month later, she gives birth to a surprised athletic department
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(Minda News)
 
 
 
Best inadvertant headline of the week award goes to "Military, MILF mum on schedule of int'l ceasefire monitor"
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Fri March 05, 2004
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cookies, fresh from the sewers to you
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(Vanderbilt Hustler)
 
 
 
Penetrating Hustler article explores uvula in-depth. SFW
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Home Improvement guru Bob Vila being sued for spamination
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
High school players believe they can compete with NFL players
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis to be Ashton Kutcher's best man at his wedding to Demi Moore
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
In the mad rush, two networks reported the Stewart verdicts wrong
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Everybody was kung-fu fighting, those chicks were fast as lightning
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
When robbing a gas station, remember to leave your tracking bracelet at home
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Really should have a "butts" tag (not safe for work)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop: Koalas destroying things. Link goes to inspiration
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(nbc5i.com)
 
 
 
Storms may have carried something "fishy": Dog makes discovery in city far from lakes
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(Forbes.com)
 
 
 
Martha Stewart's net worth dropped $85M today
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Scientists are just as underhanded and unethical as the rest of us
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Brazilian bikinis. God bless them (not safe for work)
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(AP)
 
 
 
Crocodile left on woman's porch with note that read, "Please feed me."
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Lamborghini Murciélago Roadster - world's fastest open car (w/pic)
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(New Britain Herald)
 
 
 
Man offers McDonalds drive-thru workers a peek at his little mac
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
New memo says Microsoft is bankrolling SCO Group's war on Linux. SCO's response: "Pay no attention to that memo behind the curtain"
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(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Prison inmate's plan to get moved into new cell works a little too well
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Doctors remove three sewing needles embedded in man's brain for 29 years
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(AP)
 
NewsFlash
 
Martha Stewart found guilty of obstructing justice and lying to the government. Residency in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison thought not to be a good thing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
State stores salt next to town's water supply. Surprised to find that water is now salty
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(The Age)
 
 
 
Woman awarded $900,000 after being hit by flying horse
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(AP)
 
 
 
Cops should know better than to put man arrested for possesion of marijuana in jail cell with forbidden Girl Scout cookies
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(Newsfilter)
 
Boobies
 
"24" hour a day hottie: Elisha Cuthbert (site not safe for work)
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(UPN)
 
 
 
Attention crappy pop star wannabes: UPN wants to put you on a show no one will see
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(Arizona Daily Wildcat)
 
 
 
"What can you give me for this cold?" "Vicodin." "For a cold?" "Trust me, in five minutes, you won't care"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
School children find three-headed frog in local pond
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(Bradenton)
 
 
 
Please identify which short naked guy covered in red ink robbed your bank
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(Some Guy)
 
Audio
 
Fun Jesus Chainsaw Massacre parody (middle of page) (possibly not safe for work)
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(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Both parties are ignoring the coming "generational storm" when baby boomers retire and go on Social Security
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Woman finds object in ground beef that could be mouse's foot, now wants steak
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NASA explains mysterious Martian "Bunny", faces $200 fine for littering. Don't mess with Mars
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(Expatica)
 
 
 
Court rejects state paying brothel bills
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Pediatrician says the best way to deal with tantrum-throwing children is to throw your own tantrum right back at them
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton seen making out again with Rick Salomon. Backstreet Boy did not want it that way
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Court: Spitting in a police car is not a felony
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Disciplinary board recommends written reprimand for police officer who shot and killed developmentally disabled teen
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(News Asia)
 
 
 
Scientist says new treatments could let humans live for centuries. Expect everyone will die in riots that ensue from lack of food
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Metrosexual movement had lead to male-on-male "gancing" in order to further idea that they're real men
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(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Kim Jong-Il endorses John Kerry
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Doctors call for price of alcohol to be doubled to reduce harm caused by excessive drinking
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"Jordan is living proof that having big knockers can get you a good career"
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop John Kerry, his fans and their signs
source: a1112.g.akamai.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Kingdom in western Uganda seeking $7.3 trillion dollars from London in reparations for atrocities committed during British colonial era
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ohio salad arrives with piece of a thumb
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(Some Astronomer)
 
 
 
The coolest pic you'll see today: "Echoes from the Edge"
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(AP)
 
NewsFlash
 
Ashcroft hospitalized with pancreatitis
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(WCJB)
 
 
 
Flaquita -- the all-meat tortilla
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Rare urban wetland located on elementary school campus discovered to be result of leaking water pipe
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(Some TotalFarker)
 
 
 
Lansing, Michigan Fark party is ON. Harpers in East Lansing 3/20/04. 6:00 to 9:30 PM. First $50.00 in drinks are on the organizing Farker
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
NASA develops bowling-ball attack capability. France surrenders
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(Local6)
 
 
 
800-pound moose attacks three men
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(Cliche Kitty)
 
 
 
A Netizen's Guide to Humor (starring Cliche Kitty)
source: tomorrowlands.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dogs are now more popular than children
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(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
Harvard-educated boffin claims scientific proof of afterlife
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy at the Tacoma Art Museum
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(AP)
 
 
 
Church of England creates virtual parish. In other news, Max Headroom accepted into priesthood
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(fmbq.com)
 
 
 
Howard Stern wants to head Million Moron March
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Clear Channel ends up paying $755,000 fine for violations by the "Bubba the Love Sponge" program
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Buy your very own 40-foot city bus, only $200. Cheaper buses available, with slight fire damage
source: esurplusauction.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit the type of show Clear Channel would prefer over Howard Stern
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Men would rather steal cars and pick up hookers than watch midget-dating shows
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(Some Penguin)
 
 
 
The complete history of the Yeti-Penguin game, the servers that have melted hosting it, and new, weird variations (like landmines)
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(google entry misspell)
 
 
 
Compatability of Joan of Arc with Jet Li
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists have created a frost-resistant tomato plant by adding an antifreeze gene from a cold-water fish to it
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu March 04, 2004
(Somebody)
 
Weeners
 
Lifeguard on duty (not safe for work)
 
(fortwayne.com)
 
 
 
Air Force generals defend military's role in future space exploration, assert chance for really bitchin' space wars just too cool to pass up
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Record sales down, RIAA forced to downsize military
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(naplesnews.com)
 
 
 
When plotting Columbine-style attack at your high school, it's best not to look/act like a freak and talk about plans with others (w/pics)
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(denverpost.com)
 
 
 
An improbable tidal-wave warning was sent over the emergency-broadcast system in Gypsum, Colorado, elevation 6334 feet
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(salisburypost.townnews.com)
 
 
 
Dr. Suess's birthday -- a block of ice, a chainsaw and 100 children
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(gizmodo)
 
 
 
New cellphone adds phony background noises to cover up what you're really doing
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Man attempts to steal 91-year-old man's wallet, gets the crap beaten out of him. Tries to get away in old man's car, gets crap beaten out of him
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Fire station catches on fire
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(CareerJournal)
 
 
 
Reality show "The Apprentice" is popular because it has no basis in reality
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Special collector's edition spam cans flying off the shelves in Hawaii
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Forsooth, yon Renaissance Festival doth commence. Festivities shall include ye olde "Puke and Snot" knightly sword fighting
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(WNBC-TV)
 
 
 
New York City train to the airport will either take you to JFK, or a rail storage yard where if you make one wrong step the electrified rails will kill you
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(Some Trojan)
 
 
 
Shock and Awe, Phase Two: Attack of the condoms
source: zwnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Plastic easter eggs filled with aspirin found in park during Easter egg hunt, presumably left for parents
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(Some Other Guy)
 
 
 
Heavily-armed dope growers arrested for marijuana and theft. Police had no problem with AK-47, pistols, a mini-14, assault rifles, etc. -- but the sawed-off shotgun was bad
source: staugustine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lar$ ultrarich launches music download site
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(Campusug.com)
 
Boobies
 
Hottest picture ever (not safe for work)
source: campusug.com
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old pay phones "selling like their going out of style"
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(Some Castaway)
 
 
 
TBS planning reality show based on "Gilligan's Island," seeking a skipper, first mate, millionaire couple, movie star, professor and whatever Mary Anne was
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Your favorite type of chocolate helps determine what kind of lover you are. Surpisingly, article does not mention chocolate with nuts in it
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Brutal job market for teens is worst in 55 years. "The youth labor market is in a depression"
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Food-fight breaks out in retirement home, 3 sent to hospital
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pudge Rodriguez believes Tigers can win the World Series. In other news, Kucinich to win Democratic Party nomination
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop these weird rocks on the coast of Portugal
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(RantMorgan.com)
 
 
 
Confused at rules of threesome, dude brings one too many girls home. Says he should have read this first
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
It is now illegal to burn a cross in Missouri with the purpose of intimidation. All other cross burning still OK
source: stltoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Brewery's bawdy beer billboards breed a bit of bickering
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Homesick cat walks 100 km to home of owner who gave it away, opens can of whoop-ass on owner
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Green Eggs & Ham... Green Eggs & Ham... I do not like it as a cautionary tale of a hellishly restrictive society
source: amazon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WJLA)
 
 
 
Pickpocket working from wheelchair. Police describe him as a well-dressed Caucasian man approximately four feet tall
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(Worthing today)
 
 
 
Brit decides kids need a "training" pub
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Soldier takes five bullets (four from a distance). The verdict? Suicide
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Microsoft gadget keeps record of your life. The MS Lazy-Ass Diary is here
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Ferretcushion's dog, Butch, is being put to sleep on Friday. Photoshop him in humorous situations to cheer up the family
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(National Review Online)
 
 
 
"Babyboomer liberals seem incapable of grasping that just because music, drugs, whatever were major themes of their own comfy rebellious phases that these props are not universal constants for 'progressive' movements"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Gary Oldham to play Commissioner Gordon in Batman: Beginnings
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
New Texas regulations concerning junk food in schools include muffins sold at bake sales
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas gubernatorial candidate Kinky vows to fight "the wussification of the state of Texas"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fireballs seen over Anchorage. Little Richard still unavailable for comment
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jimi Hendrix made it scream. Stevie Ray Vaughan made it cry. Eric Clapton made it rock. Happy birthday
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Six men, possibly armed with forks, were fighting in an alley near East Pine Street and North Central Avenue
source: lodinews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
It's a slow day in Frankfurt, Indiana, where police are being sued to pay for a shot dog
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker's roommate fapped while said Farker was trying to sleep. Farker didn't say anything because he was too shocked, seeking advice on what to do to ensure this NEVER happens again
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ohio.com mentions Fark, quotes Drew regarding Congress looking into the University of Colorado athletic sex scandal (fourth item down: "Cheap Shot")
source: ohio.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Eighteen-year-old steals car, plows through security at speedway, proceeds to drive around track at speeds of up to 100 mph
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Morning radio jocks can pad their lingo with excrementious verbiage, avoid wrath of concupiscent, priapic FCC
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(Link goes nowhere)
 
 
 
Theme: Impassible golf hazards. Difficulty: 28 handicap
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(Davy Crockett)
 
 
 
Remember the Alamo! How about a San Antonio Fark party? (Link goes to "The Alamo" film website)
source: thealamofilm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WJLA)
 
 
 
Northern Virginia gets the "Pothole Killer," fills over 100 potholes per day, spits out tar and ass-phault. Article contains the phrase, "plop in a hole"
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(AP)
 
 
 
Sea Lion found 60 miles from ocean captured, released back into the Pacific
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(AP)
 
 
 
One-handed golfer sinks three holes in one
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Cop walks out of grocery store without paying. Claims he was testing their security
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop what your campaign poster would look like if you were running for president
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NY Islanders pledge free tickets during their next playoff run
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Pope's poems prove pretty popular (Poland particularly partial)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
University of Georgia's exam for basketball players asks how many points a three-point basket is worth
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Virus writers use internet worms for war of words. "Bagle - you are a looser..."
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Triangle NC Fark Party... when, where? (voting enabled, link goes to submitter's vote)
source: yp.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed March 03, 2004
(Fark)
 
 
 
AudioEdit Jesus Christ's Academy Award acceptance speech. Link goes to the Jesus of the Internet, Google
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Man charged with cocaine possession after trooper notices "a large load" in baby's diaper
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(Local6)
 
 
 
The bikini women of coleslaw wrestling (safe for work)
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(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Study finds that obese women earn 30 percent less than normal-weight hotties
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods wants to crack down on hecklers, because it's impossible to compete in a sport with thousands of fans screaming at you
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Today's road closure brought to you by 10 tons of poo
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(Some Dillon Fan)
 
 
 
Photoshop a scene from your second favorite song. Link goes to inspiration
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(mansfield news journal)
 
 
 
Slow news day in central Ohio: Journalist forced to write about new office toilets
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Toronto to ask people to put out their dead dogs with their trash
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Litigant: "I'm tall, and I feel cramped in airline seats." Court: "Tough shit"
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(AP)
 
 
 
New study shows that anti-bacterial soaps don't work against viral infections. In a related study, mouse traps shown to be poor at catching coyotes
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
TSG brings you the octogenarian salad bar brawl
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Beefed-up airport security is a waste of both money and time
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(New Britain Herald)
 
 
 
Woman tries to re-enact scene from The Passion where Jesus drives his Chevy Lumina on the water
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
March 3 is Break Your Wrist Day
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The stuff we fear isn't nearly as dangerous to us as the stuff we don't think twice about
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
In spring, Indiana smells like skunks humping
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Big anti-Eisner vote at Disney stockholder meeting
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(Times Journal)
 
 
 
It's always a pain coming home after a long business trip, picking up your mail, restocking your groceries, and kicking out the meth lab that moved into your trailer while you were gone
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Passion" composer swears he saw Satan several times on his computer screen, then challenged him to manifest himself and fight in the parking lot. Turns out Satan is a big pussy. (Second item)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN reports that The Passion of the Christ is being over-reported
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Drunk Norwegian fined for terrorist snowballing of U.S. embassy
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Politicians refuse to install warning sirens for nuclear plant, demand better solution. Citizens recommend sign with messages ranging from "Relax. Everything is fine'' to "Core explosion. Repent sins"
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WPGH)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh declares that it's stinky and proud of it
source: wpgh53.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Pranksters send Taiwan president's home price soaring
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Elle Macpherson's lingerie ad banned because it suggests the model is diddling herself (w/ possibly not safe for work pic)
source: sky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Stanford)
 
 
 
Duke being called the "Harvard of the South" is like "having the largest penis in Japan"
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(AP)
 
 
 
British bookies have stopped taking bets for life on Mars. France surrenders
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
New high-definition X-rays reveal Mona Lisa had a mustache
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(AMPAS)
 
 
 
Photoshop these two director types and whatever they are chatting about
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Disney World gets rid of Mickey Mouse statue dressed like Janet Jackson. Nobody minded the cross-dressing, but the mouse-boob was just too much
source: wftv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Elections chief warns parties not to promise favors from God in exchange for votes
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Movie theater announces it will stop stealing candy from children
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Judge rules oral sex can be defense in manslaughter case
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
David Kay tells Bush to "come clean" you dirty, dirty man
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you're going to drop your pants in public, make sure you pull them back up before you run from police
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Star Tribune)
 
 
 
That crazy SCO Group. When will they ever learn? Guess it's AutoZone's turn to tell them to fark off
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Weather channel)
 
 
 
Portland, Oregon to hit 60-degree high for first time since November. Lets get nekked. (Meaning, lets wear short-sleeved shirts)
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(ABC News)
 
Weeners
 
Texas castrates prisoner in for molestation. Men everywhere wince in pain
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Washington Post misspells "Schlitz." Milwaukee in uproar
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(AP)
 
 
 
So one giant Oscar statue lays next to another Oscar by the port-a-johns and says...
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(KATU.com)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby red-flanked duiker born at Oregon Zoo
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dr. Seuss gets his own postage stamp. In other news, Hollywood to make a terrible movie version of it
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(The DUCK)
 
 
 
Theme: Company mascots in 20 years
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Student shocked to learn credits from school that advertises on television don't transfer to a real college
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some losing entries from an 100-word-or-less essay contest to win a Fifties-themed hamburger stand
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(AP)
 
 
 
Maine librarian finds America's rarest, and probably most famous, stolen silver dollar worth $1 million
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
St. Joseph's becomes first NCAA hoops team since 1991 to go undefeated by playing crappy teams all season. Duke sucks
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue March 02, 2004
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
John Kerry wants to be named "the second black president"
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a cat, a dog and a bitter person
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Lionel Richie's ex-wife is demanding $300,000 a month in alimony. Lionel is not dancing on the ceiling. The Smoking Gun is there
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(Gulf Daily News)
 
 
 
Man stabs himself to death "18 to 20 times." Police declare it a suicide
source: gulf-daily-news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Shooter of a repo man opts for longer prison term so he can smoke
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
McDonald's getting rid of "supersize" fries and drinks
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop what life would be like if the U.S. president really was a trained monkey
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(AP)
 
 
 
John Edwards to quit nomination race
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(11Alive.com)
 
 
 
Guy breaks into apartment, then runs to a nearby house to avoid police. Hilarity ensues
source: 11alive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Free porn" will give you over six million hits. "Big bang" will only give four+ million. Astronomy students feel cheated, Supreme Court to get involved
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WSVN)
 
 
 
During discussion about evolution, teacher bets student $20 that student will be injured if he jumps out of second-story window
source: wsvn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farkers are going to see The Passion of the Christ dressed as a giant penis and vagina. What antics should they do? Voting enabled
source: images.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Some stuff happening in the Super Thingee. Lurch appears to be in the lead
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Abandoned, burnt-out car gets three parking tickets
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The CDC's "X-Files" division can only explain about half of country's mysterious deaths
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Survey proves Americans getting larger. Also finds out pope is Catholic and bears do indeed crap in the woods
source: nbc17.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Media stumbles over themselves to cover Seattle's first self-cleaning, automatic public toilet
source: seattlepi.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
Cerina Vincent: From Yellow Power Ranger to topless wonder (not safe for work)
source: newsfilter.org
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japanese scientists herald yet another breakthrough in underpants technology
source: japantoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
114-year-old man who died last week was actually 92-year-old little whippersnapper
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(WNBC NYC)
 
 
 
South Jersey Cake Co. owner charged with evading tolls 1,132 times
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Vandal shatters image of Virgin Mary. Or in a rational world, vandal shatters a couple of windows
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart is the news source for most young Americans
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(iFilm)
 
 
 
Farker afraid of Mrs. Butterworth as a kid. Turns it into horror movie
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
76-year-old fires assault rifle, tosses Molotov cocktails at couple who cheated him out of lottery win
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Disney to make "Chronicles of Narnia" movie. Simba to play Aslan
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(Sky And Telescope)
 
 
 
Strange blue spot appears on Jupiter. Appears to be comprised of rectangular objects
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(SRV)
 
NewsFlash
 
Marge Schott dies at 75
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cheney says Aristide had "worn out his welcome" but that the U.S. didn't forcibly remove him
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(Space.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
Evidence for Martian water released just days after Long John Silvers' free shrimp deadline passes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Drunken Polish nun crashes her tractor. Comics everywhere begin drooling
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dogfighting magazine editor found guilty of dogfighting
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(ClickOnSA.com)
 
 
 
Fire causes $40k in damage to business, but man still believes God was looking out for him because his Bible wasn't destroyed
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(News 14 Carolina)
 
 
 
Girl stows away on bus ride from North Carolina to Vermont in a duffel bag. Jailarity ensues
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pete Rose to be inducted into Hall of Fame
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police break up nude pillow fight in nipple-hardening temperatures
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Situations where it's really easy to hate your friends
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Remember when Jose Canseco was going to be the greatest baseball player of all time? Neither do the Dodgers
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Homeless couple have sex in town square to protest lack of housing. "Protest" continues in back of police van
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(tennessean.com)
 
 
 
Multimillion-dollar court case rages between Italian media empire and Western Kentucky University over the right to dress up in goofy red costume and dance in public like a madman
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(WIVB)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for DWI on the way to bail out her boyfriend on the same charge
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Finally, a headline containing the phrase, "artificial butter vapors"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Marge Schott on life support. Wants another cigarette, and perhaps some GHB
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bonds given steroids. Heart attacks ensue as fans can't bear the shock
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(NIH.gov)
 
 
 
Thorough examination of woman confirms "accidental inhalation of the condom during fellatio"
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Ginostra, at Stromboli, on the ocean. His hands wide
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(WNBC)
 
 
 
Witness testimony varies as to exactly where the Harlem Globetrotters were standing when the shotgun went off
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(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Former chief of Worldcom Bernie Ebbers soon to be off to federal pound-you-in-the ass prison
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Girl presumed dead after fire six years ago turns up alive after chance encounter with mother at a birthday party
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this snowy view out this Farker's front door
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([H]ard|OCP)
 
 
 
[H]ard|OCP raffling off a killer rig for charity. Earn some karma and win a badass box at the same time
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Aristide confirms the U.S. forced him out
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Congress may look into University of Colorado athletic sex scandal, most likely for pointers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Australia wanted a "final solution" to the Koala Question on Kangaroo Island, but PETA dingo for it
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dick Clark Productions sued for age discrimination
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
The Chicxulub crater on Yucatan, Mexico is too old to have caused dinosaur extinction. New study suggests violent video games may have been to blame
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Video games make kids fat, violent, Swedish
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Three armed men rob bank, should be easy to identify
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How to catch a wine thief: Replace wine with vinegar, see who vomits
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Arab version of Big Brother suspended because it is a "threat to Islam"
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(iFilm)
 
Boobies
 
It's those wacky Germans at it again (not safe for work)
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Mon March 01, 2004
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit what TV newscasters talk about during commercials
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(Savannah Now)
 
 
 
Cops discover a horn dog in shopping center's lot
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Yale University map that depicts the New World predates the landing of Columbus
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Swimming pool factory destroyed by fire
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(whotv.com)
 
 
 
Asshat paramedic fired for grabbing dead woman's breast and saying "honk, honk"
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(Tally Democrap)
 
 
 
Florida State University president's email to state of Florida discovered to have several spelling errors
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(East Bay RI)
 
 
 
Man caught trying to steal nine steaks, seven lobsters. Hides steaks in pants, was reluctant to do the same with lobsters
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scalia asks if Scalia will recuse Scalia in Cheney-Energy plan mess. E I E I O!
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(Some gamer)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Combine a popular console or video game with your favorite rock/pop song or artist
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chicago Blackhawks outdrawn by a minor-league team, Chicago Wolves
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(KRT Wire)
 
 
 
Kid considered trendy for wearing pajamas to school
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Offshoring supporter receives large amount of hate mail and apologizes, sort of
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Man driving flaming Range Rover pulls into gas station
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(Tim Blair)
 
 
 
Is 5.6 unemployment high or low? For CNN, that depends on who's president
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(via [H]ard|OCP)
 
 
 
Break out the Ad-Aware: AIM contains spyware
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
NASA to announce major discovery on Mars tomorrow
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Learn some handy Aramaic phrases for when you go see The Passion. "Hey, down in front"
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
OW. My hopes of getting to first base
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Coca-cola admits Dasani is treated tap water. "It's as pure as water can get... there are different levels of purity... we add minerals... oh, screw it"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nursery rhymes drenched in sex, death and violence. FCC to fine Brothers Grimm
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(Technician Online)
 
 
 
Friday's Fark article, "TV station allows anyone to report business closings due to snow storm, broadcasts them on the news. Hilarity ensues," was a prank. Fark mentioned in article
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
TSG delivers viewer mail from the FCC about the Super Bowl halftime show
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Herd of wild boar cause autobahn chaos in Germany
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Welsh open first distillery in over 100 years. Spelling and pronunciation expected to get much worse
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop-style manipulations are becoming harder to debunk
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Baghdad voted worst place to live, just behind Cincinnati
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(Jennifer)
 
Boobies
 
Jennifer Copeland is back just for Fark (not safe for work)
 
(Lycos)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Secret Service kicking the ass and taking the name of the White House fencejumper
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Today's case of running over someone and carrying their body for eight miles on the hood of his SUV brought to you by Washington, D.C.
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Congresswoman claims Haitian president Aristide did not resign, was kidnapped by U.S. diplomatic and military officials
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Crucifixion statue leads to code violation
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(Red VS Blue)
 
Video
 
Red vs. Blue, Episode 25
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(TechTV)
 
 
 
Morgan wins Playboy Poll. Everybody offered layout. Boobies ensue? (site not safe for work)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas announced. No word on whether lead character will be an elderly person
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(Honolulu Advertiser)
 
 
 
Man crashes SUV into ticket lobby of Maui airport, sets it on fire, refuses to return seat to upright position
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(Tennessean.com)
 
 
 
Activists dressed as tigers and elephants protest at circus with no tigers or elephants
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(Some Pixel Artist)
 
 
 
Farker RStevens' webcomic Diesel Sweeties turns four-years-old today
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Sopranos actors' real lives are as messed up as their characters' lives
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton falls into pond at pre-Oscar party she wasn't invited to. No green nightvision pics included
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