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Sun January 11, 2004
(wnbc.com)
 
 
 
Man steals tiger pythons from pet store, arrested after one escapes and bites him in the jimmy
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
A tornado. In the British Isles. In January. Dorothy surrenders (w/pic)
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(IGN.Com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this scene from Kill Bill, Vol. 2
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(brown car driver)
 
 
 
Magic silver cars never crash
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
World kissing record busted as nearly 9,000 play tonsil hockey simultaneously
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Millionaire sues Canada for return of his poker-playing monkey
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(AP)
 
 
 
Martha Stewart opens website to tell her side of the story. It is stylish, color coordinated and tasteful. It must be true, it's on the interweb thingy
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Parents of twins save money by sending them to school on alternate days
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(KOAT TheNewMexicoChannel.com)
 
 
 
Peacocks overrun retirement community
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(Omaha.com)
 
 
 
Introduction to the West Coast Offense. Power running game surrenders
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(Simmons)
 
 
 
New Red vs. Blue posted. Caboose is going to kill us all
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
Brigitte Bardot sends letter to Chinese president criticizing the killing of kittens. Older fakers remember when she caused thousands of kitten deaths in her youth
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Radioactive marbles for sale on eBay
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Teen competes in her first meet after losing arm in shark attack. Refuses special treatment
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(Some Hunter)
 
 
 
Endangered hawks killing endangered crows. PETA surrenders
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hope Stout uses her dying wish to grant the wishes of other sick children. Fund-raising football party ensues. NFL lawyers show up uninvited
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Drug stops both althete's foot and Alzheimer's
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(The People)
 
 
 
Lion eats cyclist, spits out helmet
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what these "special" superheros do in their spare time
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Colts beat Chiefs in second round AFC playoffs. Johnny Morton of the Chiefs voted Colts MVP
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(AP)
 
 
 
Nutty professor lives life as a cyborg
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(Kurdish Media News)
 
 
 
Ammunition does not make good scrap metal
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Upon sober reflection, throwing a loud party with booze and underage kids at your grow house is not a good idea
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The owners of rooftop seats and beer gardens overlooking Wrigley Field have agreed to pay the Cubs a $15 to $25 fee for each rooftop ticket sold
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(Eff Bee Eye)
 
 
 
FBI's real X-Files, courtesy of the Freedom of Information Act
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit just what is going on here?
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Vegas' landmark Horseshoe casino closed
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(nydailynews.com)
 
 
 
Widow loses several fingertips when she mistakes a firecracker for a candle
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
If you're riding around in a stolen truck, and you're carrying stolen goods, you do NOT call the police to help you fix your flat tire
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Deadly sins reduced from seven to six. Florida demands a recount
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man arrives in Florida, immediately runs over ex-wife with car. Over, and over, and over...
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Cemetery mugging a grave problem -- then again, most cemetaries don't carry much cash
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What happens when you buy something too big to fit in your car
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(NASA)
 
 
 
What is NASA trying to hide in the lower left corner?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Review of all Simpson's action figures from Season 13. Includes: Dr. Hawking, Princess Kashmir, Helen Lovejoy, Freddy Qumiby, Legs, Tuxedo Krusty and Herman with Military Antique Store
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Lincoln, Neb. Catholic diocese the only one in nation not part of a sexual-abuse study
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
A lingerie guide for men. Probably not safe for work
source: lingerie101.com
 
(MacMinute)
 
 
 
The CEO of Dell angry that Apple made a deal with HP to make iPods
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Sat January 10, 2004
(The Post)
 
 
 
State police add eight Harley Davidsons to motorcycle fleet. Officers still have to pay for own "Live Free or Die" tattoos
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Foot Locker sues mall because they allowed Old Navy to become a tenant, and Old Navy sells shoes and track pants
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
The hottest calculator technology hasn't changed since 1981
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(Beliefnet.com)
 
 
 
Alabama tourists are visiting the place where the Ten Commandments monument used to stand
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(Some Romulan)
 
 
 
Forget Klingon, Learn to speak Rihannsu (Romulan). Here come the nerds
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
The Nuge's new reality show will let everyone see him as he really is. "I feel like Mother Teresa with a Glock"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
George Washington's recipe for beer -- from back when men were men and politicians were drunks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Every character from every quality fighting game, ever
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(Some Geek)
 
 
 
Photoshop undisclosed features of the new iPod Mini. Link goes to Apple's site
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Mayor of Canadian city runs red light; hits police commissioner
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(Channel 4.com)
 
 
 
Hypersonic-aircraft research being funded by the Pentagon
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Soon, you may have to give up DNA samples to the government if you get pulled over
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(The Vospad)
 
 
 
Light your home entirely with LEDs
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(Some Gal)
 
Weeners
 
Cute guy at the beach. (Not safe for work)
source: justbegay.de
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Traditional British meal of "fish and chips" proven to be a French/Jewish concoction
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(KGBT 4)
 
 
 
With penis and machete both in the headline, you just know it is not going to be good news
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
French scientists discover how to skip stones perfectly. Still no cure for cancer
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(Press Enterprise)
 
 
 
Quick Robin, to the Beer Cave
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Eggs from chickens who were fed seaweed are the new healthy fad in California
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(freshnjuicy.co.uk)
 
Weeners
 
Freddie Ljungberg's sexy CK ads. Safe for work
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart no longer to profit when employees die, but will continue to stiff them while they are alive
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(strangebuys.com)
 
 
 
Now available: The Dr. Stephen Hawking action figure
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Danish troops in Iraq finds mortars testing positive for blister gases
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
NASCAR on Ice -- a uniquely Canadian sport combining cars, skates and ice. Mayhem sure to ensue
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Amazing Kreskin predicts Howard Stern will be considered to host 2005 Oscars and Rush Limbaugh will become a health nut. Also predicts his own relevance again
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(Electronic Disturbance Theatre)
 
 
 
U.S. government wants to control your mind with psychotronics... And now back to Jennifer and Ben, Bratney and Madonna, and Friends
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Down a few cold brewskis in the name of the Lord with "Theology On Tap"
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canada introduces new 6'4" red-haired tax
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Speak Klingon? Get a college scholarship
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a man trying to convince his wife/girlfriend to have a menage a trois
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
For the man who has everything: Buy HMS Vengeance, an aircraft carrier
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(Honolulu Advertiser)
 
 
 
Hawaii is expecting 20-30ft waves this weekend and 40ft waves by next weekend
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop a hit TV show. Constraint: "_____ Eye for the _____ Guy"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite drunk had a song written about him last year
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Phoenix Coyotes goalie sets record with 5th consecutive shutout, opposing team fans cheer for him after game
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Today's national Voodoo Day brought to you by Benin
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Finally, here come the reinforcements -- from the only nation whose army could actually be more high-tech than us
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(Microsoft)
 
 
 
Microsoft says Zoo Tycoon appeals to women gamers thanks to the familiar setting of the game
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((Federal Vampire and Zombie Agen)
 
 
 
Vampire and zombie hunting dogs. Your dog wants stake
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man purchases the Wonka Golden Ticket of spaghetti cans, cleans up on eBay
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wisconsin bishop bans pro-choice Catholic lawmakers from Holy Communion
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(Richmond Times-Dispatch)
 
 
 
Tech dream house now a reality
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Robert De Niro and Martin Scorsese will share insights into their 30-year friendship and collaboration on eight major films in a joint memoir
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson now renting $70,000/month mansion in Beverly Hills with disco, theater, bowling alley and "multiple balconies (for dangling children)"
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(some foreign site)
 
Boobies
 
Tiger's woman gives me a five-wood. (Not safe for work)
source: fresonmagic.com
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Make your stickman ride a skateboard, drink beer, rob banks
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A guide to the best coffees: Top honors go to Dunkin' Donuts and 7-Eleven
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise calls Buddhism "the grandfather of Scientology." Buddhists call Tom Cruise "an asshat"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Frequently asked questions about the Amish laptop
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(Amazon.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop Dorf doing something other than fishing
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(Weebl and Bob)
 
 
 
New Weebl and Blob, err, Bob
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jacob's ladder. With cool pics and video
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(The Post-Crescent)
 
 
 
Cheeseheads strike back at Philly Cheesesteakheads
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Flight temporarily grounded due to chicken pox
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Hobbit film looking more likely. Peter Jackson still refuses to brush the cookie crumbs off his suit coat
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(Daily Interlake)
 
 
 
After weeks of subzero temperatures, Flathead Lake of Montana refuses to freeze
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Restaurant featured in SNL opening credits for 10 years is closing its doors
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Samurai-sword-wielding Brit wanted to "go out in a blaze of glory." Cops oblige
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When Furries find God
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(Some p1g)
 
 
 
Bring a can of food and get into Knott's Berry Farm for just $12.95 during January. Woo!
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(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Boys shoot at cars from interstate overpass with BB gun
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(Some Stinker)
 
 
 
Flatuent Technologies
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(Google)
 
 
 
41 percent of workers prefer IM to email because it's faster. 31 percent prefer it for doing things they're not allowed to do via company email
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mark of a slow news day: Charlize Theron loves eating potato chips
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(Google)
 
 
 
Low-tar cigarettes just as unhealthy as regular ones. Tobacco companies: "Well of course they are, we just made them to... umm... conserve tar"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
In the wake of news about Google going public: The SCO company has apparently approached Google about Linux license. Google tells SCO to view their pagerank and go home
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Marijuana buzz linked to "runner's high," a lot more fattening
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(Idaho State Journal)
 
 
 
Idaho recalls 500 phone books because of a picture of a U.S. soldier on the cover
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Fri January 09, 2004
(The Guernsey Press and Star)
 
 
 
UK town to provide "wet house" for drunks. Town's hopes for wet nurse dashed
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(Some Central Pennsylvanian)
 
 
 
Today's "food spilling all over the road" brought to you by Amtrak
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(Netscape)
 
 
 
The top 10 ways to tell if she's flirting with you. Or, the top 10 signs you're too stupid to get laid
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Swedish scientists discover female trout fake orgasms. No cure for cancer
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(Some Limey)
 
 
 
London Fark Party Pics
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Last surviving wounded WWI veteran dies at 108
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(Modesto Bee)
 
 
 
University students faked survey results used in decision to move Scott Peterson's trial
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(AP)
 
 
 
School cafeteria food has wood glue instead of mayo -- students can barely tell the difference
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
All of IBM to move to a Linux-based desktop by the end of 2005
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(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Aussie is Disneyland's 500 millionth guest. Mickey surrenders
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Mars photos that were NOT released by NASA due to the massive governmental cover up (tin-foil hat optional)
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(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
A movie that doesn't blow, it sucks. Hollywood still out of ideas
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(channelnewsasia.com)
 
 
 
Heineken to be brewed in China
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(Aberdeen News)
 
 
 
Sixth graders duct tape their teacher to the wall for charity. Red Green surrenders
source: aberdeennews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Tenn ex-cop raises ire and profits from "How to avoid a DUI" tape
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another teen dies "car surfing"
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Lego Corp. announces worst operating loss in its 72-year history
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Drunk driver ordered to carry picture of dead victim. Victim's family provides picture from funeral
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(b3ta)
 
 
 
Photos from a Klingon wedding
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Hockey Dad, who was suing league because son was not made MVP, drops case. Justice, initially shocked, welcomes the rare victory
source: calgary.cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
NewsFlash
 
Second airplane threatened from Chicago: Bomb-like material found on Omaha-bound flight
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(WLWT ChannelCincinnati.com)
 
 
 
Accident leaves tractor-trailer hanging off the side of interstate bridge in Kentucky
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Toshiba creates one-inch hard drive capable of storing two to four gigs of data. Coming soon: Brain implants and bar-code tattoos
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Rowan Atkinson refutes rumoured role in Harry Potter, drops pants, trips over very fat man, then gets finger stuck in nose
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Russians unable to grasp Scots accent. Scotty, Chekov admit years of raised voices and rudimentary signing
source: thescotsman.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Legislators okay funding to keep Internet in schools -- Farking 101 coolest class on campus.
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(wavy.com)
 
 
 
Farkers prayers have been answered. High-tech glasses that let you watch your porn privately even in public
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Boulder relocates more than 1,200 prairie dogs at $100 apiece. Still no cure for homelessness
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(RutVegas Herald)
 
 
 
Killington, in the middle of Vermont, wants to secede to New Hampshire
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
"Putin is Samurai Sword by Hattori Hanzo"
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Uncensored music video network in the works. TiVo wants boobies
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Police launch investigation into diver's attempt to revive half-dead fish with champagne
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"The Wayne Brady Show" canceled after it was revealed that even Wayne Brady didn't know he had a show
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Germans brew "anti-aging" beer
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(WAVY)
 
 
 
Women rob check-cashing store with insect repellant. Cashier rumored to be pretty bugged by the raid
source: wavy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Stay back or the footstool gets it
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(Some German)
 
 
 
Silverware for the modern caveman. Jimmy Kimmel unavailable for comment
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mountain lion attacks two cyclists. Your cat wants a bike
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Buffalo's homeless complain free hotel isn't nice enough
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(Forecaster)
 
 
 
Man converts his car to run on used vegetable oil donated by local restaurant. Never pay for gas again
source: theforecaster.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Philipines asks its citizens to share the bathtub. Water will be conserved, but the population will increase in nine months
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman critically injured by flying road reflector
source: nbcsandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Volcanoes go boom. Snakes, dogs, and cats are all seriously freaked out, tried tell us for days what was going to happen
source: globeandmail.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale. The Tur-duck-hen of cars
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(Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Man uses his wheelchair to hijack bus when lift malfunctions
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hundreds of geeks gather at Foo Camp
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Intra-web sales tax proposal likely to be quashed again
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Entrepreneur wants the most outrageous PMS stories that women can offer. Hitting prohibited
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New "Star Trek" web series continues original five-year mission. With new cast
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(ohio.com)
 
 
 
Akron car dealers will self police ads to ensure honesty. In other news, the coyote given security job at dynamite factory. The roadrunner unavailable for comment
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Strange fireballs over English town. Little Richard unavailable for comment
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman teaches dog to fetch beer from fridge, tell the difference between regular and light
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Taser introduces civilian stun gun
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Knight vs. samurai
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Beagle 2 scientists describe Spirit success as a "kick in the teeth." Then they get drunk, kick puppy, throw banana peels in front of old folks' home
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Photoshop these NASA project members taking questions
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(AP)
 
 
 
Argumentative rookie lawyer ordered handcuffed by no-nonsense judge
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(Nettavisen)
 
 
 
Bread of the future explodes, with bonus silo-explosion photo. Your slice wants a friggin breadknife
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Nude man shows up at airport security checkpoint, had nothing to declare
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wisconsin man sues TV station for making him fat, lazy
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(wnbc.com)
 
 
 
Man falls asleep on subway, wakes up to discover steak knife protruding from chest
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Today's "wallet left at scene of crime" dumbass courtesy of Salisbury, NC
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Intelligence of dogs by breed. Your dog wants a diploma
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cat and bear "odd couple" reunited at zoo. No word on moose and squirrel
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(WAFF.com)
 
 
 
Couple attacked by neighbor's pet sheep
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(Some Stunned Guy)
 
 
 
Woman drives off of fifth-floor parking garage. Unknown if she was looking for farmer's market
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Unfortunately, tales of the satanic sex cult were greatly exaggerated -- woman actually just had a crush on David Hasselhoff
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Red Cross issues tailgating tips for fans attending Titans-Patriots playoff game. Tip #1: Avoid alcohol
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(sbn.com)
 
 
 
Super Bowl tickets will glow in the dark to prevent counterfeiting
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Bad: Getting caught for DUI. Worse: You're only 13
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Whatever happened to that delicious species known as the Hostess Choco-Dile?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
U.S. terror alert drops from Tang™ to lemonade
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Son kills parents in food fight
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Elvis impersonator sets Guinness record for 40-hour nauseathon
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit what the CIA may be asking Saddam
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
New stuff from the Homestarrunner ATM
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hawaii's newest tourist attraction: Glow-in-the-dark squid
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Tales of the beer wench
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(Some Responsible Toker)
 
 
 
Take the "everybody panic about what marijuana is doing to our kids" marijuana quiz
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: The "Informal Anarchic Federation" (which is letterbombing EU politicians) doesn't have a logo -- let's give them one
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman's skin falls off, miraculously survives. By all accounts, Sarah Yeargain, (pictured, left), shouldn't be alive
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(Post-Tribune)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for dumping hot fudge on ex
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(ThePittsburghChannel.com)
 
 
 
Dad brings cadaver arm to Show and Tell. Here comes the science
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Nicotine-laced bottled water pulled from store shelves by clerks who found them awfully hard to keep lit
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(Fark)
 
 
 
London Fark Party -- TONIGHT, 8pm. Edinburgh Fark Party, Jan 12th. Nottingham Fark Party, Jan 14th
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(NSCU)
 
 
 
Scientists at North Carolina State have found an enzyme that degrades Mad Cow disease. "Our work has been done in vitro, or in test tubes, and we've reduced the prion to undetectable levels"
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(AP)
 
 
 
Apple finally sells out... HP to sell HP-branded iPods
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(Some Dane)
 
 
 
ROTK DVD to include 25 extra minutes of footage. Arwen and Eowyn hot tub scene theorized by excited fans
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NCAA declines offer of $30 million to have a USC-LSU football game
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Army plans giant robotic lobsters for clearing mines, fighting Godzilla
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
More adults moving back home. Thirty-somethings living in parents' basements will take over the world
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NASCAR to change to playoff system to make things more interesting. College football and the NFL shudder in fear
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Bourne Identity topped 2003 home-video rentals
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
tAtU admit they are not lesbians. Kittens everywhere rejoice
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Bear climbs power pole, touches live transformer -- 7200 volts of flying fried fur ensue (with play-by-play pics)
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Thu January 08, 2004
(Birmingham News)
 
 
 
5,200 applicants for Alabama deer bow-hunt. Only 70 will receive permits. In other news, the Red Cross is asking for blood donations
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Friends" has influence on speaking trends
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(Omaha World-Herald)
 
 
 
Guys start foodfight over beer
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(RJ)
 
 
 
Photoshop Britney Spears' ex-husband
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Gadgets galore from this year's Consumer Electronics Show
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Allen Iverson tells local sports radio talk show guy to STFU
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(Fresh Air Boobies)
 
Boobies
 
Excuse me ma'am... but I think you may have fallen out of your dress. (Not safe for work)
 
(Metacritic)
 
 
 
Reviews of the movie with Metacritic's worst composite score: Bio-Dome, starring Pauly Shore
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(The Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Amber Alert suspect shoots himself. Kidnapped girls safe
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(KLTV)
 
 
 
Man shot thought heart with nailgun survives
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(Canorous.com)
 
Boobies
 
Michelle Branch: From lite pop-rock wholesomeness, to full-on kitten-killing trashiness (sfw)
source: canorous.com
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Teletubbies. New hotness: Boombahs
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(Some Nerd)
 
 
 
The new "cubical commandos" -- highly artistic, detailed toys for nerds
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
FDA says fake boobies are just fine using saline, not silicone
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(Omaha World-Herald)
 
 
 
Omaha's last vintage drugstore soda fountain closing down. Share your fondest soda shop memories, with bubbly voting goodness
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Something is killing first-born dolphin calves
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(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Experts worried by recent pirate retirements
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Alyson Hannigan has been busy working on her orgasms
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(club-nikki.com)
 
Boobies
 
Crissy Moran in a tiny bikini. Not safe for work
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Henry Earl's too sexy for you
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(630 CHED)
 
 
 
Cop loses prisoner at doughnut shop
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There's something wrong... with your plastic blow-up sex doll... who you gonna call? Real Doll Doctor (not safe for work)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Man arranges fake kidnapping to see if wife really loves him. She may not have, but the police sure were interested in him
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Photos from the NAIS auto show
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One heck of a headache, but man survives having large nail pounded into skull
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(AP)
 
 
 
New theory suggests sun burst triggered mass extinction, killing two-thirds of all life on earth
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"Viking settlement" turns out to be a sunken patio from the 1940s
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tom Ridge protecting our borders from grandmothers and small children
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(Some construction guy)
 
 
 
When good nail guns go bad: Yet another worker gets it with a three-inch nail -- this time in the arm
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(Some Mush)
 
 
 
MUD's MUSH's MOO's and more: They live
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jim Carrey tops money-making list
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(myTelus)
 
 
 
While ordering fast food at the drive-thru, if a voice tells you to do something anatomically impossible, please ignore it -- it's somebody with a walkie-talkie
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Worst product tie-in ever: Barbie and Ken as Arwen and Aragorn
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(AP)
 
 
 
Thieves steal 3,000 pounds of meat from PA packing plant
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Kobe Bryant gets booed in Denver. Crowd chants "guilty. Guilty"
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Foo Dui Geng sues Foo Woo Keat for 81,421 ringgit. With names like that, who needs to make up a headline?
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
NASA's Spirit rover encounters potentially devasting problem
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Unlimited international calling. France surrenders
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Science will vindicate Canadian beef, says PM. Here comes the marketing...
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Governors of Wisconsin, Pennsylvania make bets on Packers-Eagles game, and for cryin' out loud, it involves cheese
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
Woman lied about losing lottery ticket. In other news, the sky is blue
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Father faces charges after allegedly providing condoms and allowing his 15-year-old daughter to have sex with her boyfriend
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Mom hires teenage thugs to beat up her son -- cautions thugs not to mess up the furniture during the attack
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Harrison Ford single. Geriatriphiles rejoice
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Self-service taxis in NC. Johhny Cabs not far behind.
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(channelcincinnati.com)
 
 
 
Kid gets stuck inside crane game. Pic of kid included
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Farmer somehow manages to crush himself with his tractor bucket. For you city slickers, this is a bit like running yourself over with your own car
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Jimmy Hatz" condoms are the shizzle. Wrap your wang in the bling bling
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Drunk thief unable to scare bank staff with plastic vampire teeth
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
A handbook for future presidents
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Judge can't stanza poem read by public drunkeness suspect, fines him staggering amount
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Legendary magicians: Mystery revealed
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Willoughby's Sheep Lady has died. Lived on 13.5 acres with six dozen sheep in the middle of Cleveland suburb, was a local legend
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Halle Berry to play Catwoman (with cool pic)
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Hollywood's stuntmen are being replaced by robots
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(Trib Live)
 
 
 
Couple sues Wal-Mart over broken grocery bag
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man reports bogus knife attack to police six times over two hours. Officers take a stab in the dark, guess he's drunk, fine him more than $1,000
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(cincinnati.com)
 
 
 
Woman gives judge Monopoly "Get out of jail free" card
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(Canadian Press)
 
 
 
Only pub in Australian Outback's hottest town closes. Closest pub now is 200 kilometers away
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Facts on Amber alert in GA
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Planet found that heats sun
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Health Canada demands grade on SARS, receives F
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Massive investigation reveals half of Edinburgh pubs are serving short whisky measures. Drew to recruit locals on a fact-finding mission
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(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Tuffin and Spike have ugly-ass baby seal, with pics
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(Marylen Costumes)
 
 
 
Photoshop three different woodland-creature costumes into an ironic situation
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Scientists justify our gut instinct that Fark really is cooler than work after all
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Elderly man beats the tar out of burgler: "He kept yelling at me to stop hitting him because he was on drugs. But I told him I wasn't finished with him yet"
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Mere rumor of another gas pipline break causes huge lines to form at Phoenix gas stations
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(AP)
 
 
 
Blackhawk down in Iraq. Eight soldiers dead
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Computer viruses of the future may be contagious, but now you can put them in your mailbox and zap them
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Due to security concerns, you will not be able to queue for the toilet on an airplane
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guide to eating wild mushrooms
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Ski lift operators in hot water for getting plowed on the job
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(Le Monde)
 
 
 
Fifteen foreign newspapers refused distribtion in UK -- royal "sexual incident" named as cause
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
449 calves killed to prevent mad cow spreading. Your dog wants veal
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit what Martians' radio stations broadcast when the rover landed
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(Some Chessboxer)
 
 
 
Coming soon: Deep Blue v. Mike Tyson
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(Local6)
 
 
 
News anchor arrested for stealing $23 worth of items from grocery store
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Goofy sues Disney for $300,000
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop tricked-out Star Wars droids drag racing. Link goes to GIS for R2D2
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Ohio passes concealed gun law. NRA unavailible for comment due to NASCAR race onTV
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(Some Piratical Guy)
 
 
 
In China, buying piratical products tantamount to piracy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tech companies defend offshoring. Headline writer too bitter to come up with snappy punchline
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tech companies cite stupid kids, bad schools as reason they are moving their tech jobs to India
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Mars Orbiter finds old spacecraft
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(Some Bailbondsman)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite drunk, Henry Earl, arrested for the 805th time
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Goalie ties modern day record with four straight shutouts. Duke and the Wings suck
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(Beer Me)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch sells a record 102.6 million barrels in 2003
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(2theadvocate.com)
 
 
 
WARNING: Sidewalks may have cracks, so watch where you put your farking feet
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Wed January 07, 2004
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Seven boys went from Cub Scouts to Eagle Scouts together
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Stardust spacecraft captures best comet image ever. Still no cure for cancer (with pic)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Next generation of robots able to run, dance, sing, do karate and Tai Chi. Johnny 5 not impressed
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
Gear heads rejoice: Sony boosts recording capacity of Mini-Discs from 80 minutes to 40 hours. Apple iPod reportedly trying to "Think Different"
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(AP)
 
 
 
GI's scoff at paltry $10,000 re-enlistment bonus. Typical response: "Man, they can't pay me enough to stay here"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
London has one pub for every 30 citizens. In an unrelated story, Ted Kennedy has annouces plans to move to London
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Deadly baby-eating venetian blinds -- Scotland's second victim in two years
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(Some Geek)
 
 
 
Scientists turn DNA tubes into nanowires -- in other news, computer virus now contagious
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(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Economists are puzzled about why the economy is recovering with no new jobs
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(JONES)
 
 
 
Unfortunately, we are sold out of Turkey & Gravy Soda
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Cryonics Institute gets official license -- as a cemetery
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(Magic Valley)
 
 
 
Court rules that HP can fire employee who posted anti-gay Bible verses in his cubicle
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Connecticut residents to governor: "Get out"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New casino chips with built-in radio identification tags
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(Some Nut)
 
 
 
Man drinks nothing but Pepsi. No water, milk, juice, coffee. Won't even touch Coke
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Lawsuit charges cancer doctor with exploiting a dying George Harrison, forcing him to sign autographs on his deathbed
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(Stuff Mag)
 
 
 
The 20 worst calls in sports history
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Phoenix Coyotes' backup goalie hasn't given up a score in the last 3.5 hours of play; goes for NHL-record 4th consecutive shut-out tonight
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(Film Jerk)
 
 
 
New Stargate spinoff series. MacGyver surrenders
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(KVIA El Paso)
 
 
 
Small tortilla company sues big tortilla company, claiming the big tortilla company is hogging the dough
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Man sentenced to lose his leg by machete, just like he took his wife's leg. He justifies his actions saying that she is an infidel who over-exposed herself to her doctor while receiving an injection
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(Daily Progress)
 
 
 
Couple raises munchkin horses. Lollipop Guild cheers
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Toyota introduces the world's first ugly-ass luxury hybrid (w/ pic)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop a fictional character's license plate... Link goes to Kent Dorfman's Animal House inspired plate
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(AP)
 
 
 
D.C. to ban driving with cell phones this July. Not clear if sitting in traffic is considered driving
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(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Thirty-five U.S. soldiers injured in new mortar attack in Baghdad
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Burglar has himself packed up in cardboard box, delivered to wealthy home. Suspicious security guards call bomb squad. Hilarity ensues
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Redskins set to name Joe Gibbs head coach. Green Bay searches for Lombardi
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(Lincs Echo)
 
 
 
Bishop blesses road gritters in effort to save lives by the power of prayer and salt
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
After over 30 years of fighting, city gets great big Picasso head
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Man pretty sure there's a billing error on his $7,714,510.21 water bill
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(Chron)
 
 
 
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Wild boar wanders into supermarket. Runs off screaming after seeing meat section
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Wildlife rehabilitator nurses bald eagle back to health (w/pic)
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Spice Girls manager wants Norwegian hobbit
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
According to NASA, the technical name for the soil that Spirit landed on is "weird stuff"
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Your chimp wants human
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(Local6)
 
 
 
ROFLMAO - a quiz about "Net" acronyms
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bush gives the finger to Florida voters, ignores the Constitution and his oath of office
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(Fredericksburg.com)
 
 
 
Man gets beatdown after shushing fellow ROTK viewers. Gollum unavailable for comment
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
UFO sighted by three police officers. Strung-out kooks want their hobby back
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Stolen car crashes into house, sleeping man (bed and all) spit out into parking lot
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In the Cola Wars, Pepsi emerging as the victor in Iraq
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(Tricities.com)
 
 
 
Red Baron pizza attempts escape on U.S. Route 19
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Mr. Bean set to play Lord Voldemort in next Harry Potter film
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Journalist discovers that Norwegian teenage girls offering sex in Internet chat rooms turn out to be... teenage girls
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Man sues Frito-Lay, claims Doritos damaged his throat. Here comes the science
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Man charged with trying to get BB gun on plane may have been planning to shoot people's eye out
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
X-E reviews 50 old cereal toys and candy promotions
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
First set of elephant dentures made. Polygrip stock skyrockets
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(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Sex offender touches kid. Dad touches sex offender with ax handle
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Astronomers find twin of Earth's star
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dick Gregory loses 35 pounds in 40 days on the otherwise worthless "I'm Fasting in Support of Michael Jackson" diet
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Rabid bobcat menaces midtown Tucson
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Loud drips can scare you to death
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Swell guy shoots neighbor for parking in his driveway
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop some happy NASA engineers
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(Victorville Daily Press)
 
 
 
Eight-year-old boy rescues three from burning home
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(The Olympian)
 
 
 
Friends wrap every single thing in man's apartment in aluminum foil while he's on vacation (w/pics)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Threat level to drop to yellow soon. Threat level of yellow snow to remain high
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
AOL to fight spyware
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(EHOWA)
 
Boobies
 
Ernie's annual "Best Tits on the List" contest winners announced. (Not safe for work)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Expert to teach Australians flirting and speed dating, will replace previous method of drinking massive amounts of beer and marrying whoever you wake up with
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kitty eats one of only 30 Scandinavian robins known to have made the 400-mile flight to Britain since 1919
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(NPR.org)
 
 
 
AudioEdit news of the capture of a top FARC commander
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(Contra Costa Times)
 
 
 
In moment of historical candor for a Cali pol: Schwarzenegger opens speech with "I changed my mind. I want to go back to acting"
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(AP)
 
 
 
Kucinich stuns Dean in debate with a spectacular pie chart. Would have had more impact if the debate hadn't been on the radio
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Police see man standing on hood of car, urinating on windshield. Driver tells police he's unfogging the windshield.
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Army says they don't mind getting gouged by Haliburton, only 100 more gallons and they'll get a Dick Cheney bobble head
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Bomb squad, inspecting suspicious package, discovers box-inside-a-box with note reading "Sorry to cause trouble by sending this. I want to become a (television) personality"
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(Pioneer Press)
 
 
 
Americans approaching $2 billion in consumer debt
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(LFUCG)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite drunk, Henry Earl, arrested for the 804th time
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Kicking arse for the Lord: Nun becomes karate black belt
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Jacksonville Jaguar emerging from the mist, ready to attack its prey: The offseason
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Man in chicken suit robs grocery store.
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
India's federal tax on whisky ranges from 246 to 592 percent. The Scots feel that's just unpragmatic
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(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Girl Scout boot camp teaches them not to take no for an answer when selling cookies
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dustman presses the wrong button, hilarity ensues (w/pic)
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Tue January 06, 2004
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Hef wants to add Britney to his collection of "girlfriends"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trail of coins spilling from grocery bag leads police to robbery suspects
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman claiming to have won lottery has extensive criminal record. Violated Penal Code Sections 12.18, 32.36 and 49.21. Link goes to mugshot
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Tampa bus fare goes up a nickle. Bluehairs riot and burn farmers market in protest
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stolen fiberglass pig is returned to owner, anus unscathed
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(WJLA.com)
 
 
 
Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton apologizes for joking that Mahatma Gandhi used to run a gas station in St. Louis
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(The Printer)
 
 
 
Hey, Ma! See that oversized novelty $500 bill in my wallet? Yeah, bring that down to the police station, I need you to bail me out
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker enjoying a cool, refreshing beverage
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(AP)
 
 
 
Big Mac without the bun not "diet food." Introducing McDonald's "Real Life Choices" menu plan
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Judge points out that women like to get smacked around
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
A conversation with the ravishing Jennifer Connelly in which she actually says, "It's boob time"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Hospital sends out note to patients that it didn't properly clean endoscopes
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Putting an end to teens running around naked
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Illinois man jailed for 15 months for selling mislabeled low-fat doughnuts
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(Mobile Press Register)
 
 
 
Teen prints, hands out $10 bills for economics class. Hilarity ensues (link no longer tries to print itself)
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(New Haven Register)
 
 
 
Bridezilla 3: The Mooning
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In 2030: A house will cost $1 million, a baseball game will cost $146, a dozen Krispy Kremes will cost $13 and Duke will still suck
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Thieves make off with a "small fortune in ladies underwear." Police on the lookout for roving band of old Japanese businessmen
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Terror suspect apparently not landing at Cincinnati airport
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