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Sun December 28, 2003
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop Stevie Wonder
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
The youth of today are the "Thumb Generation"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Farkettes, need a guy? Move to East Germany
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(Some hillbilly)
 
 
 
Rural Kentucky basking in the golden age of moonshine
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Call it supply-side enviromentalism
source: floridatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Midget-tossing game
source: fetchfido.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Man barred from flight for being drunk leaves little doubt as he mentions the bomb in his carry-on
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(Honolulu Advertiser)
 
 
 
Pair wins award for surfing the web
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a commercial for a foodstuff you would never eat (link goes to inspiration)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Inhaling cheap air freshener the new "high" for youth
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Rock singer gets three years in prison for bad lyrics. Britney, et al. surrender
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(The Post)
 
 
 
Brewpub owner/Denver mayor has hired a pretty diverse staff. So far, everyone's having a good time
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(Gameindusry.biz)
 
 
 
Sony: "All your living rooms are belong to us"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Just in time for the holidays: Hangover pill invented by the KGB now available
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sex-crazed New Years diet
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(ohio.com)
 
 
 
Best selling DVDs of 2003
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(The Post)
 
 
 
Bars to stop serving drunks this holiday season
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(A StomachMonkey)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop yourself on a date with a celebrity of your choosing. Link goes to GIS for "kirsten and monkey"
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(AskMen)
 
 
 
Eleven places women want to be touched. "In your Ferrari" should have been number 12
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(East Valley Tribune)
 
 
 
Some day, your computer may tell you to turn your head and cough
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(AP)
 
 
 
A little known company in Michigan is the true power behind retail music sales and you won't believe the perks they get
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(Alameda Times-Star)
 
 
 
There is a better reason to teach your infant child sign language other than how cute he looks when giving someone the finger
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(ksdk.com)
 
 
 
When planning a fireworks show, low bids are more important than safety
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(Some Gnomeless Guy)
 
 
 
Man sets up website to find missing lawn gnome. Drew's gnome still missing
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(View Askew)
 
 
 
Watch an unfilmed scene for Kevin Smith's Dogma, now in Flash
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(Salem, OR Statesman Journal)
 
 
 
Fark credited with making Mitchell Russell Bickford's mugshot the Oregon Statesman Journal's second most clicked-on story of 2003
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(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
Hot men for the Farkettes to oogle over. Safe for work
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Top 10 questions at Ask Yahoo for 2003
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(CorporateMofo)
 
 
 
"It is our right as Americans to sleep with two girls at the same time"
source: corporatemofo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
600 lawyers sign up to defend Saddam Hussein. Snakes surrender
source: in.rediff.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Springfield decides to exterminate 80,000 strong muder of crows. Take that East St. Louis
source: springfieldnewssun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(serious fix)
 
 
 
Kadosho's Top 10 Games of 2003.
source: seriousfix.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just in case you're in need of your very own Mormon, there's now a form to request an official visit
source: mormon.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(PBS)
 
 
 
If Steven Hawking ever dies, should we rename ALS (Lou Gehrig's Disease) after him?
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Man who wanted carpet installed fast shocked by responses to his "3-hour quickie" advertisement
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Honda Accord ad required 606 takes and never used computer-generated images, which is unbelievable after you see the commercial
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Family discovers father's embalmed head kept in shed for 11 years
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MLB.Com)
 
 
 
George Steinbrenner collapses at a funeral but is in good condition.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what's happening to all our Mars probes. Link goes to the ESA's recent failure
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Monk thinks that setting himself on fire will solve problems in his homeland
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
China plans to launch research satellite. Pay no attention to gigantic laser beam pointed at Washington
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(Google)
 
 
 
What do you want on your tombstone?
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Residents say their Habitat for Humanity subdivision is "ghetto." Jimmy Carter surrenders
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Retired man plonks down $104 at newsstand, says "Gimme lottery tickets" just as taxi slams into kiosk
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently backyard sheds not qualifying as medical research facilities anymore
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(Awesome)
 
 
 
Swap on, Wayne. Swap on, Garth. Federal court rules RIAA subpoenas illegal
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(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Wackos respond to article about paranomal pets
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(Sunday Herald)
 
 
 
Raw Spirit: In search of the perfect dram, a whisky travelogue
source: sundayherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Omaha World-Herald)
 
 
 
Cities nationwide seeking to ban devices that can change traffic lights. Get one here while they're still legal
source: omaha.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Hasta la vista inmates. Da Governator to push for shorter sentencing to save money
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Resume of Peter North
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(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Photshop these intrepid CalTrans rustbusters
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Sat December 27, 2003
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
17 things to not do while watching "Return of the King"
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Major 7.0 earthquake rattles island of New Caledonia
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
It's that time again, the girl or the cars? not safe for work
source: allcelebrity.it
 
(The Age)
 
 
 
Attempt to blow up British Airways flight thwarted
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(SoundClick)
 
 
 
Frenzied farkers cant stop submitting articles about mad cows invading from Canada
source: voanews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Geico)
 
 
 
Make your own "I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance" Geico commercial
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Actor Russell Crowe apparently not mechanically inclined
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Man drinks 15 litres of milkshake in more than three hours for charity
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(2theadvocate.com)
 
 
 
Ever look at an expensive painting and think that any 10 year old could do that? Here's proof
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(tennessean.com)
 
 
 
Nashville native sharpshooter is credited with eight confirmed kills and two ''probables'', fulfilling ambition inspired by experiences, stories from boyhood
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop some juggling. Link goes to GIS for cat juggling
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(Some Iowa Guy)
 
 
 
U.S. Loses 90 Percent of Beef Exports, beefs back on the menu boys.
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(Omaha World-Herald)
 
 
 
Two Wal-Mart clerks arrested and fired after intentionally and repeatedly smashing carts into parked police cruiser
source: omaha.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BellSouth)
 
 
 
BellSouth getting out of the payphone business, selling huge stock of refurbished working payphones to the public. (Payphones don't actually require a quarter to operate but your friends don't know that)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man gets attacked by python. Man survives. News article features picture of Britney
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(galvestoncountydailynews.com)
 
 
 
Police stumble upon the results of a wacky, LSD-fueled beach party
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(Some Guyette)
 
Weeners
 
Going clubbin' in Florida? Shop Miguels.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dog saves child by taking on rattlesnake. Your dog doesn't want snake
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
The beer wenches are back, and they're spectacular. (pic)
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(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
How to drive a air boat over ice
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
USA to "devour" unique Russian "UFOs"
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Terrorists with Guitars on Trial
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
The girls or the car? not safe for work
 
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
Tarzan for the ladies. SFW
 
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Bon Jovi can't leave well enough alone. Releases acoustic recordings of his greatest hits.
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(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Unlike in the movies, tarot cards cannot predict the future
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Police shoot man at court "he was charging right at me"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bacardi's Website hacked -- RED RUM.
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Young workers spending their money on booze instead of savings
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lick down
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Taken as a whole, Paris Hilton's youthful antics might be good business for the hotel chain.
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Tank versus mini-van. Place your bets
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Frontier Airlines flight from Denver to Minneapolis evacuated and searched
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop this grate picture
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(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. wants to speak with 13 passengers who didn't show up for Air France flights. The 13 are on U.S. terrorist watch lists, one has a pilots license, all hate America
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Fri December 26, 2003
(CaledonianRecord)
 
 
 
Man showing displeasure at being pummeled with snowballs found unconscious in middle of street
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop these house movers
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(TheHawaiiChannel.com (THC))
 
 
 
Humpback whale lays the mother of all smackdowns on whale-watching boat. Hilarity does not ensue.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mythic Software sues Microsoft for trademark infringement. Gates counters that selling crappy software is a Microsoft trademark
source: gamespot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Officials crack down on seniors' $4 bridge prize
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Radio Nederland)
 
 
 
Dutch develope new cars/busses that are 50 percent more efficient and operate in whisper mode. Oil industry shakes fist in impotent rage
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(Some drunken farker)
 
 
 
Calgary Fark Party, January 23 at Bottlescrew Bill's. Any objections from those interested? (Link goes to GIS for "Fark party")
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(Link goes nowhere)
 
 
 
Theme: "We interrupt this program to bring you..."
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(Wired)
 
 
 
"They (Americans) should prepare... their coffins, hospitals and graves. The coming days will be full of surprises and great events which will make them a historic example"
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(des moines register)
 
 
 
Idiot slips on grape in supermarket. Sues for $82,000 and gets about half of it. Must have been one of those new banana-peel grapes...
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(washtimes.com)
 
 
 
Howard Dean presents his "Jesus strategy." Reaching for Straws the Game revived for 2004
source: washtimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Before trying to jump spikey fence, make sure you can clear it
source: wftv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Next time you speak with Indian tech support, you could be talking to a king
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reputed NY mobster shoots man for heckling singer
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson gets married. To a woman. The Sun is there
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(North Devon Journal)
 
 
 
The search is on again for the elusive Beast of Exmoor
source: thisisdevon.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ShopCat)
 
 
 
Life is short -- pet hard. A guide to working cats
source: shopcat.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deputy Fife)
 
 
 
Hey Barney, don't forget your bullet
source: twincities.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Omaha World-Herald)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass tiger triplets born at Henry Doorly Zoo. With hilarious pic of Roy Horn's future tormentor
source: omaha.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Technology has brought us the "I'll Bet You're a Drunken Bastard Mobile"
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Cat who escaped pet-crate at airport found -- two months later
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Empire Online)
 
 
 
Natalie Portman ready to work on Leon 2 after finishing Lucas crapfest (not her exact words)
source: empireonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When trying to woo back a woman, shooting yourself in the groin is not the way to go about it
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CitizenOnline)
 
 
 
Having discarded beer bottles laying in your yard is an important safety tool against muggers
source: citizenonline.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Firefighters battle blaze at cigarette plant, awaiting arrival of 50-ton ashtray -- my tagline sucks, suggest your own, voting thingee enabled
source: cbsnewyork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cool text-based game. Addiction level: 10. Referred by: Ivhunter
source: secretsofwar.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Bartenders recommend moderation but offer these hangover cures "if moderation eludes you"
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Catholic Exchange)
 
 
 
A Catholic review of LOTR: ROTK
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(AP)
 
NewsFlash
 
Death toll could reach 10,000 for earthquake in southeastern Iran
source: customwire.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cow busts out of pasture, beelines it to interstate, hits car causing three-car pile up. Must have been a VERY mad cow. (Cars' occupants a little pissed, too)
source: tinyurl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
"Merry Christmas honey. I loaded the car with flammable liquids and crashed it into your parents' house"
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two-year-old "model" sues city after cutting his head at a playground. Parental responsibility surrenders
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Down the chimney he fell: Naked burglar gets stuck
source: twincities.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Today's Walmart story brought to you by a baseball bat, long lines and ignorant people
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop an invention that would make you millions. Link goes to a beer hat
source: hylanderlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu December 25, 2003
(diepunyhumans.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pic of a solider petting a kitty. Awwwwwww
source: home.cogeco.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Peyton Manning drops pants, moons trainer, writes book, gets sued, settles case, releases news through his daddy on Dec. 24, just in time for no one to notice today
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Earth to Beagle... Earth to Beagle... Hellooooooo?
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(Online Athens)
 
 
 
From the Georgia fratboy handbook: Shoot possibly rabid raccoons, then cook and eat them
source: onlineathens.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Google)
 
 
 
AudioEdit the song you'll be singing at midnight on New Year's Eve. Link is to GIS for "drunken stupor"
source: images.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What was the best present you got this morning? The worst? (voting enabled)
source: images.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Snopes)
 
 
 
German and British soldiers exchanged gifts and played soccer during an impromptu WW1 Christmas truce
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stowaway man found dead in airplane wheel well
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Can pickles and pirates replace Santa?
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Today's Christmas penis-cutting story brought to you courtesy of Indonesia
source: straitstimes.asia1.com.sg   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Crista Nicole -- not safe for work
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this anti-obesity billboard
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dick Cheney christmas card message implies God wants an American Empire
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Mom, Dad, I'm not really dead
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Jewish group upset and considering legal action over Mormon Church's penchant for posthumously baptising Jews
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Turducken. The other meat
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Australian)
 
 
 
The legend of the Min Min light -- is it "fata morgana," or "an emu running around with a torch up its arse?"
source: theaustralian.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
At least three die in Tel Aviv suicide bombing
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Beirut-bound Boeing blows up by Benin
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Attorneys call Indiana Bureau of Motor Vehicles a hotbed of fraud
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Thief who swallowed diamond ring gives up pricey poop
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Germany's top-selling newspaper has published nothing but good news for Christmas
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bored Farker)
 
 
 
For the stuck-at-work Farkers. What are you doing to pass the time and make your Christmas day at work a little more fun? With voting
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(News24)
 
 
 
No signal received yet from Mars Beagle 2 probe, space scientists will have to wait until 22:00 (GMT) on Thursday night to confirm
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(retroCrush)
 
 
 
Do the red stripes on candy canes represent the suffering of Jesus?
source: retrocrush.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Because Jennifer looks good in a bikini. Safe for work
 
(The Post)
 
 
 
Things that poor kids give their grade-school teachers for Christmas
source: denverpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Colorado still suffering from eBay addiction, now selling entire college campus in Vail
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What did Santa get you?
source: giftideacenter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Second attempt on Pakistan's president fails. Third time reported to be "a charm"
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Evercrackhead)
 
 
 
Official electronic exchange opens for MMORPG currency. Apocalypse in 3, 2, 1...
source: gamingopenmarket.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop some guy filling a crack
source: a1112.g.akamai.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"We're going to release about 1000 totally random people on the ice during a major game, and not even bother to check and see if some are actually wearing the jersey for our biggest rival. What could go wrong?"
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Naked elves" spreading holiday cheer
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Merry Christmas everyone!
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed December 24, 2003
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Georgia wires $1.65 million for 100,000 flu shots that never showed up. That's what they get for ordering them from a Nigerian pharmacy
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Sim)
 
 
 
Photoshop a new The Sims expansion pack. Link goes to newest one
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The Beagle has landed
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Market Watch)
 
 
 
Top 10 most overpaid jobs. George Bush announces plans to liberate CBS MarketWatch
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trolling For Taillights
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Breakout the donut pillows -- ROTK:EE might be five hours long
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
David Letterman brings laughs, Paul and Biff on surprise Christmas Eve visit to troops in Baghdad
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(iFilm)
 
Boobies
 
Playmates undress each other under a Christmas tree (not safe for work)
source: rd.ifilm.com
 
(FlightAware)
 
 
 
Christmas in the Matrix
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Scientists perfect the cracker pull. People unfamiliar with the cracker pull will just have to figure this out by themselves
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Four out of five women break into a sweat when parking a car
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Top 10 celebrity dumbasses of 2003
source: seattlepi.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Santas helper)
 
Weeners
 
Beautiful men. not safe for work. Happy Holidays.
source: originalmalenudes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
I saw a turtle
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(Fibber McGee)
 
 
 
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of Farkers? Create an old-timey radio play segment
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cheeses and quotes to inspire creative thinking. Example: "The widespread belief that Yuppies as a class would perish from Brie-cheese poisoning turned out to be over-optimistic." (Newsweek, July 31 1995)
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(baverstock)
 
 
 
What was your favorite pinball machine? Link goes to Xenon
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ten technologies to watch in 2004
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(Some Hannity)
 
 
 
Radio host Sean Hannity has a new book coming out, but the cover could use some work
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Top websites of the year... Sadly, Fark left off list
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(BBC)
 
 
 
High-tech jobs are no defense against being eaten by a leopard
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Game theory as applied to women
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Japanese cyclist flies Harley-Davidson flag at summit of Mt. Everest. (With pic)
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(ABC News)
 
Weeners
 
Ladies: The Saharan male beauty contest
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(CNN)
 
 
 
California quakes causes mountains everywhere to grow as much as a foot taller. Seismologists explore midget-porn connection
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(KCBD)
 
 
 
Bobby Knight advises media what they can do to themselves
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(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Air France cancels three flights to the U.S. for "security concerns." France surrenders
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
The Japanese have invented the Britney Love Doll. Not safe for work
source: my.reset.jp
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Dailytopless is back
source: dailytopless.us
 
(signonsandiego.com)
 
 
 
If you don't want to be mistaken for a pimp, don't change your name to Allmighty Supreme Mayo
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
If you have to beat up pelicans with a shovel, don't do it in front of witnesses
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man commits suicide with cattle dip because of nagging wife
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Dozens of old Christmas commercials up for download, and reviews of this year's wackiest holiday crap on X-E's Advent Calendar...
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(Wired)
 
 
 
New technology may get your tech-support questions answered while you're on hold
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
"Satan sucks" is the main message of the biker church
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hungry, hungry hippo attacks former Miss South Africa
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Several countries ban U.S. beef imports because of mad-cow fears. Expect beef prices to plummet any day now
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Snowball fights get serious in Aspen. Serious enough that the cops are arresting people
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop inappropriate product placements into your favorite movie (link goes nowhere important)
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(Local6)
 
 
 
"Blitzen" gets spooked, tackles TV reporter (with pic)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jimi Hendrix action figure to be released. Deluxe version comes with kilo of coke and puddle of vomit
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man volunteers to return wayward snake to woods, is not amused when snake begins to kill him
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Man calling himself "Sackie Gleason" dresses up own testicles and acts out Shakespeare, "Thelma & Louise"
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Pastor fighting porn with midgets
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Joe Namath apologizes to Suzy Kolber, explains that he really wanted to kiss Joe Theisman
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Have a fetish about groping asses on crowded trains? Never fear, Japan is here
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man survives car crash, gets discharged from hospital only to go home and have gas heater explode in his face
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth II loses prized corgi in dogfight. Queen bummed out, loses $50
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
George Elliott, the guy whose warning about Pearl Harbor went unheeded, dies at 85. Mourners expected to miss wake by one hour
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
New company allows paranoid parents to track kids through their cellphones
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(BBC)
 
 
 
New York grants Lenny Bruce posthumous pardon on obscenity charges
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(Boobies Fan)
 
Boobies
 
Nudes HQ gallery
source: saunalahti.fi
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Nevada man has his songwriting dreams come true after renting a billboard on a dusty stretch of road outside of Las Vegas in hopes Celine Dion would see it and contact him
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(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Sorry about that (link goes to GIS for "sorry")
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Tue December 23, 2003
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Asshat steals extremely valuable cards. Owner's insurance covers theft but owner offers exorbitant bounty just to spite the thief and guarantee he can't sell them
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(Recoil Magazine)
 
 
 
Call your radio stations. Metallica is no longer mandatory
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(Counterpunch.org)
 
 
 
Jesus dug the Grand Canyon, says dingbat. Bush Administration agrees
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(Car Connection)
 
 
 
First look: New 400hp Corvette, Mustang, mini-Saab, BMW 6 convertible and more from Detroit, LA auto shows
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic" named game of the year
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(Wired)
 
 
 
What gamers want, year in review
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Couple given misdemeanor citation after trying to save movie seats
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
The least essential albums of 2003
source: theonionavclub.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Federal authorities will not authorize states to buy prescription drugs from Canada. Like the good guardian they are, their reasoning is "because I said so"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Idiots spend fortune on Christmas lights so their house will be visible from space, and it probably won't be
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After successfully coercing Libya to drop nuclear-weapons program, U.S. pushes forward with new nuclear-weapon development
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Tech IPOs will be back with a vengeance in 2004. Whiny tech CEOs expected to follow shortly thereafter
source: rednova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Judge orders National Park Service to revive plan scrapped by the Bush administration to ban snowmobiles from Yellowstone National Park
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Entry fee for great 600-meter dog paddle is longneck bottle of beer and can of dog food
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Dog bumps into candle, starts fire. Owner doesn't help matters by kicking candle into Christmas tree
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(Komo)
 
 
 
There should also be an Asinine Quote tag. WA Agriculture Secretary on Mad Cow: "This incident is not terrorist-related. I cannot stress this point strongly enough."
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The price of vanilla mysteriously skyrockets. The price of Vanilla Ice's used CDs mysteriously unaffected
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(NBC)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck's love for the Yankees shines: "I would rather say the lines, 'I worship you, Satan,' than say my favorite baseball team is the New York Yankees"
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(FHM (US))
 
Boobies
 
Twelve honeys of Christmas (probably not safe for work)
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(Some AudioEditor)
 
 
 
"Interview" someone through skillful AudioEditing. Link goes to a metric buttload of famous speeches
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(Omaha World-Herald)
 
 
 
Elderly Nebraskan woman credits reaching 100 to "being ornery"
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(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Mad cow disease found in Washington State. Cost of lattes skyrockets
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
A toilet seat for Christmas? One husband thinks it's the gift that keeps giving. His wife begs to disagree. Somehow this all makes it into the national news
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Does anyone know WHY the U.S. won't sign a nonaggression treaty with North Korea? No news sources seem to explain this. Link goes to a monkey typing
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(Channel3000.com)
 
 
 
Pataki posthumously pardons Lenny Bruce. Lenny: "You're go**amn f**king right I'm pardoned"
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(Google)
 
 
 
A Fark holiday classic: Photoshop what would happen if Santa got drunk on Christmas eve
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Beer thief returns case of beer bottles filled with water, exchanges it for real beer
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(Pittsburgh Trib)
 
 
 
Cop finds van with 13 illegal aliens. Feds tell him to let 'em go. "Obviously, the federal government feels these guys are legal illegal aliens," cop says
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(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Former Nebraska football player acquitted of burglary charges after spending six months in jail because he didn't want to raise bail
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Asshat sniper Malvo gets life in prison
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
To survive Boxing Day sales, shop like a commando, including dropping your pants to create a diversion
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Nation of Islam member Michael Jackson gets some "old tyme" religion from Minister Darrel Strawberry. Scientologists still trying to figure out how they lost him
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(sunherald.com)
 
 
 
Superman arrested for bank robbery
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Trucker gets bored, makes 3,500 obscene phone calls. Huge phone bill, jail ensues
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man with a yen for giving throws one million from an observation tower over Tokyo
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Teen sleep-over ends as they generally do -- in gunfire
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Loose screw halts nuclear-power station. Plant officials going nuts, plan on getting hammered
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BadJocks.com)
 
 
 
Popular Norwegian women's handball team poses for nudie calendar, expects school kids to sell it as fundraiser
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(theaustralian)
 
 
 
If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your boobs, do not show him your boobs. This is a scam -- he only wants to see your boobs
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Fresh from her wildly popular appearance on a refrigerator in Texas, an image of Virgin Mary appears on ceiling of church in Bridgeport
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Spain holds annual $2.2 BILLION lottery. Powerball sucks
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ozzy released from intensive care, says, "Mewet doobin makklin, blimpher." Jack too stoned for comment
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man upset that lottery officials won't take him at his word about having lost the winning lottery ticket. Sues to collect
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Britain on high terror alert. In unrelated news, duct-tape prices in London soar
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Q)
 
 
 
Holding hands and cuddling are more preferable than sex to the average American guy. Stop laughing
source: q.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Brooklyn cop is being investigated for Internet postings in which he brags about beating suspects, writing phony tickets and ignoring calls to his precinct
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Top astronomy images of 2003
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
If you're a right-wing militia member planning to attend a campus protest as a murder alibi, go to the right campus
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Nettavisen)
 
 
 
Turns out "So I Married an Axe Murderer" is a true story
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Enterprising German strikes deal to buy 100 tons of soiled incontinence diapers to use as alternative power source
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Houston magazine raves about this year's Super Bowl in Reliant Stadium. Pictures of the Astrodome accompany the article
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Georgia fans, with the help of a "little alcohol," like to pee on people
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(WKYC-TV)
 
 
 
Dropped change -- $7,000 of it -- gathered from beneath rides at amusement park in one year
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With lots of downtime over the holidays, please suggest best web-based free games sites for Farkers to play (link goes to sports games -- golf is nice)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bitter old CT man takes down his brightly lit Christmas display after 35 years because no one has any Christmas spirit left
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Whatever you do, don't get in your car today. Avoid certain death and stay inside
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Trek Today)
 
 
 
William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy to do Priceline commercial together
source: trektoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News4Jax.com)
 
 
 
Somewhere, the burglar from "Cheap Butts & Suds" is scratching, scratching, scratching away. Beware anyone in Clay County who asks you to turn in their lottery tickets for them
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(Clarion Ledger)
 
 
 
Guy robs bank, then goes to Krystal for breakfast. Off-duty cop follows him the whole way
source: clarionledger.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Construction worker, electrocuted urinating on a power transformer, has his injury claim thrown out of court
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man sells stock, gets second mortgage, hocks two cars to raise $300,000 for Nigerian email scam
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian general hopes the capture of Saddam Hussein will allow the world to refocus on rebuilding Afghanistan. Asks reporters, "What are you laughing at?"
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida workers allowed three earrings per lobe, nipple or scrotum ring, not both
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Holiday Rom Hack Review -- "Super Mario Bros. 2 Christmas Edition" (w/ download)
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(New Haven Register)
 
 
 
Gonna grow $4 million of pot? You might not want to set up shop across the street from the police station
source: zwire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Haven Register)
 
 
 
Bridezilla busted again. Hopes for frequent-arrest discount on bail
source: newhavenregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Thousands of Chinese workers to sign a contract promising not to have sex with Israelis
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Frankenpets -- make pets better through useful modifications
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Mars preparing for onslaught of probes that will get stuck on median with the blinker on
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TownTalk)
 
 
 
Side Effect of Getting Plastered, #35: Not noticing the gunshot wound for ten hours
source: thetowntalk.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alf to return to TV after petition to bring him back gathers 7,385 signatures
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
7.5 cents of every dollar spent in the U.S. goes to Wal-Mart
source: fastcompany.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists can now clone a deer. Because Lord knows we need more deer
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Time Magazine)
 
 
 
Photoshop this year's Time Person of the Year candidates
source: time-planner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(DecaturDaily)
 
 
 
Convicted robber sings hymn during sentencing. Judge takes note of beautiful song, good attitude, then tosses him in the can for 12 years
source: decaturdailydemocrat.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists have created "anti-bubbles" in beer. Here comes the science, including how to make your very own
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Christina Aguilera, former abuse victim, donates $200K to women's shelter
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In a tribute to his dad, Brett Favre has one of the best games of his career
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Sony's new version of robot dog will connect to wireless Internet, download porn and hump your leg. Also wants steak
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon December 22, 2003
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teach your dog to sing Jingle Bells. Your diva wants steak
source: petsuppliesplus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hugh Grant forced to flee Bangkok bar with hands over crotch after rampaging hookers try to grab his schlong
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Where sex offenders live and why you don't know
source: bayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WBZ 4)
 
 
 
Three indicted in chicken-farking scheme
source: wbz4.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Porn fuels Kenya's Internet boom
source: timesofindia.indiatimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit theme: Conversations likely to be heard on New Year's Eve 3004
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
District attorney hates to pick juries during holidays, because everyone's in too good a mood. Favorite time: Tax season
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CMAJ)
 
 
 
Head injuries in nursery rhymes: Evidence of a dangerous subtext in children's literature. Jack and Jill should have worn helmets
source: cmaj.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Inventor of Sea Monkeys died... maybe... get the magnifying glass
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bizarre accidents injure thousands of Britons. Authorities blame carelessness
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
If you attack a cop with a rock, prepare to be shot and killed
source: wftv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Netscape)
 
 
 
Hef abuses his monkey on TV, PETA outraged
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(ksdk.com)
 
 
 
Fire chief goes out on a limb and calls seven fires within three blocks "suspicious"
source: ksdk.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Feds uncover Secret Santa ring. Believed to be largest bust in U.S. history
source: theonion.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Princess Diana may have died pregnant
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Pay $40 million to have sex in space. Only high-end prostitutes available
source: rednova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC)
 
 
 
In an attempt to revive his career, Dennis Rodman signs with ABA team Long Beach Jam
source: nbc4.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lycos)
 
 
 
Photoshop Kobe Bryant, celebrating a buzzer-beater
source: a1112.g.akamai.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remind an "invincible" farker of his mortality, share your brushes with death
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Lawmakers shocked that deregulation of electric companies hasn't lowered consumer prices. But the companies have made more money
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Tracker the Cat probably lost one or two lives riding 150 miles under the car's hood
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
A Christmas collection of strange stories. Note how many involve alcohol
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(AP)
 
 
 
Czech labor unions ask for workers' comp for employees traumatized by constant Christmas carols
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(KSN TV)
 
 
 
"When we got up there, it was obvious she hit something bigger than a cow"
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Refrigerators may be to blame for rise of painful inflammatory bowel condition
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U.S. troops torturing Middle Eastern terrorist suspects with rap music
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Three men -- armed with guns, red eyes and smelling of Cheetos and Ho-Hos -- rob medical marijuana clinic during power outage
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Scandal rocks Scotland when it's learned that some doctors write sick notes for people who could be working
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Video of ESPN interview featuring a drunken Joe Namath offering Suzy Kolber a kiss
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(Google)
 
 
 
Post your experiences from today's earthquake here
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Police search for Maradona's penis
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New York Islanders to admit anyone dressed as Santa in free and allow them on ice at intermission. No predicted change in number of bozos in stands
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Feces roasting on an open fire / Jack Frost nipping at your nose
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Administrators feel the solution to NYC school problems is improved bulletin boards
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(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Prisoner A: "What are you in here for?" Prisoner B: "I murdered my parents. And you?" A: "I released a bighead carp into a lake in Michigan"
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NewsFlash
 
California has 6.5 earthquake -- citizens yawn, go back to dreary lives
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In dispute with wife, man chops off his own testicle, walks to police station naked. In other news, new Law & Order series being planned
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(The Post)
 
 
 
Minnesota solves its homeless problem by bussing them to Colorado
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
Paleolithic porn found in China. "Trog would hit it" scratched underneath
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
SCO Group loses money with their new business plan of suing everybody and creating nothing
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Can't get enough of Jennifer Connelly (not safe for work)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fifty tons of bananas wash ashore on Lithuania
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists say marriage is good for women and bad for men. Still no cure for cancer
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
North-South debate rages over origins of Jingle Bells and whether Batman smells
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(TechTV)
 
 
 
Drew Curtis and Wil Wheaton to appear on Unscrewed tomorrow night, December 23rd
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(KPIX)
 
 
 
California uber alles: Jerry Brown suggests "unhealthy behavior" tax
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(LJWorld.com)
 
 
 
Somethingawful.com is still taking donations for armor -- currently less than $3,000 from their marker
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Ten new mugshots for Xmas
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(nbc10.com)
 
 
 
Man attempting to board plane "forgets" he has razor blade, hacksaw blade in shoe
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(Ozy)
 
 
 
Police in Mexico throw hands in the air, plan to give drunk drivers a break on Christmas Eve and New Year's Eve
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Top 10 wacky Japanese stories of 2003. Number 10: Japanese sex jaunt sparks Chinese fury
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
European telescope photographs three beautiful galaxies (great pics)
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(AP)
 
 
 
Arkansas prisoners get fresh fruit and $5 for Christmas
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
125-year-old fruitcake to be guest on "Tonight Show." Will still be more interesting than Nipsey Russell
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Hilarity Ensuing (link goes nowhere important)
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(The Australian)
 
 
 
Seven-year-old girl dies, 60 children injured. Treated for fractures, bruises and seizures at Christmas toy giveaway in Honduras
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Coffee makes your sperm faster. Here comes the science
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Prank calls to Osaka police hit 490 a day
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(iFilm)
 
Boobies
 
Playboy's Totally Busted: Are My Boobs Crooked? Like Candid Camera with boobs. Not safe for work
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Fishermen caught playing dress-up with Barbie doll, crustacean style
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Brett Favre's father dies
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Keiko died of a broken heart, according to man who regularly communicated with him telepathically
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(The Daily Journal)
 
 
 
Would-be robber breaks down and cries when clerk tells him "no"
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(AP)
 
 
 
People are shopping. Next great media revelation: People are travelling
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Reminder: Memphis Fark party, 7pm tonight -- Blue Monkey on Madison. Be there or be talked about
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(CorporateMofo)
 
 
 
Impoverished for the holidays? Here's how to travel without credit cards
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(Some Philosopher)
 
 
 
"Confucious say man with paintbrush hold key to mind." Unlock your mind and photoshop your favorite "Confucious says..." Link goes to GS for "confucious says"
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Fighting with someone and then shooting them in the buttocks will not convince them to let you stay the night
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not to be upstaged by Nicole Ritchie, Joe Namath declares his sexual intentions on camera. So much for getting older and wiser
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