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| Sun October 19, 2003 |
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Restaurants given go-ahead to serve cat, to join crocodile and boar as entres
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Series tied as Yankees beat Marlins in game two
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Take a ride on Harley in the hallway. (Not safe for work)
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In honor of Prince becoming a Jehovah's Witness, photoshop what other celebrities would look like advertising other religions
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Teen spent five months in jail because red paint on his t-shirt was mistaken for blood
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When you run into someone you babysat when you were a teen, you hope it is for something other than arresting her for prostitution at the rate of $8 and a candy bar
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Britney tears her top off at three different clubs on the same night
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A former ballet-dancer-turned-firefighter-turned-scam-artist-turned-convict escapes being somebody's biatch in pound 'em in the arse prison
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The head of a big bank is being roasted in the British press for admitting he never uses credit cards because they are too expensive
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The pope to declare Mother Teresa a saint. Mother Teresa reportedly as happy as she's ever been
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Jailbreak foiled for one moron prisoner
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Offering a $10,000 reward for a lost parrot is sexy. Turning down the reward when you rescue the bird is sexier
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Man grows world record 1,385-pound pumpkin resembling Jabba the Hut
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David Blaine warned that sex could kill him
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Ketamine stolen from pediatric clinic
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Theme: Raised by wolves? Photoshop the results of being raised by some other animal
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AudioEdit: PA announcements you'd love to hear while shopping
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Five Yakuza hurt in melee. Fat Tony wanted for questioning
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Molestor placed in cell with former victim. Beatings ensue
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Trucker rolls fuel truck, gets ejected seconds before tanker explodes. New CB radio handle is Lucky
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7-11's new hot beverage station has over 1,300 combinations available. Unfortunately, "tasty" isn't one of them
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Blaine suffering as stunt goes into the final hours
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Man wins $15,140 in National Monopoly Champtionship. Plans to buy Kentucky Ave., Park Place, Pennsylvania Railroad
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Our computer overlords proclaim the Yankees winners of the World Series in five games
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Seven-foot, seven-inch Manute Bol given honorary jockey license. Search begins for a 20-foot-tall horse
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Photoshop Coca Cola's corporate headquarters in Atlanta
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After fining Warren Sapp $50,000, the NFL hires Sapp to comment on league issues on "NFL Total Access"
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College students using old-folks home as a dorm. Bad sitcom based on this article to appear on TV any day now
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Woman fined for pudding smuggling
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Spirit of George Bush trapped in a clay pot and thrown into a river in Thailand
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Super gallery of Halloween babes including Elvira, Vampirella, Jamie Lee Curtis, Linda Hamilton, Sigourney Waver and Winona Ryder (safe for work)
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Alanis Morissette, Mike D and Rick Rubin combine their washed-up entertainer superpowers to oppose Bush admin's national-parks czar
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Weird light seen in the sky over Bozeman, Montana turns out to be wacky scientists
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Asshat telemarketers find loopholes
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Emotional robot goes on display. Claims to have brain the size of a planet
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Traces of Prozac found in creek. When asked, local fish population says, "It's all good"
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Yo, my names Judge Servitto and I'm here to say...
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Brit wife-swap TV show discovers "white trash" is not a purely American phenomenon
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| Fri October 17, 2003 |
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Radio station airing live coverage of Christian conference freezes when speaker says the word "sex." Hilarity ensues
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Fast burglars make off with 300 pairs of running shoes
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Lord of the Rings Trilogy Tuesday sparks online bidding frenzy
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Fire engulfs Cook County building
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Giant pumpkin carving masterpieces
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Man finds dead dolphin in driveway. Authorities believe it was put there on porpoise
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Website users legally changing their names to match their online usernames
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Photoshop these contorted rugby players
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Vermont elementary-school principal loses bet, stands on school roof dressed as Tinky Winky. (With purse and pic)
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Mississippi's Alcohol Beverage Control division shutdown its distribution center for an indefinite amount of time
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Flash Fun: The mega addictive Spaced Penguin (oldie but goodie)
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Couple arrested for running prostitution ring from their family junkyard
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Are the Cubs cursed? Here comes the theology.
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Office parties will never be dull with the new Ass Copier 5000
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Rumors of world's third largest gold nugget found in sewer system spark gold fever
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Evel Knievel turns 65 today, family getting tired of having to use that stupid handcrank thing to get his wheelchair to go anywhere
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Man stomps on downed power wire to stop it from sparking. Hilarity ensues
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Pamela Anderson urges boycott of KFC. Also wants to know what "boycott" means
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122-year-old man says the secret to his longevity is smoking
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Car thief drives to police station to report crime in stolen car
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Tennessee discovers inmates can't be trusted with other people's personal information
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In order to determine that they are disease-free, caterers required to submit swabs of their rectum. Damn near killed 'em
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Man caught trying to smuggle eight-inch dagger hidden in shoe onto plane. Claims brother put dagger in sneaker so it would be accessible in case he encountered coyotes
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World's tallest building finishes construction in earthquake zone
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Rent: €875. Living costs: €730. Maid: €146. Having German welfare pay for it all while you lie on Florida beaches: Priceless
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Tall people earn considerably more money throughout their lives than short people
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Man stabs himself to death 50 times
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Body Orifice Security Scanners hit the market
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Last week, Law and Order episode deals with suspect and a plunger. This week, Minneapolis cops try to re-enact it
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U.S. general promises to tone down the whole "My God is the real God" thing
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Man cons women into having phone sex with him, then fakes his death to avoid ever meeting them
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Town in Cyprus under assault by streakers. Police vow to catch willy, er... wily, suspect
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Success of drink-drive campaign in U.K. leads to rise in drunk pedestrian fatalities
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Officials say airport security still weak in some areas, may be exploited by terrorists -- especially if they read this report detailing the easiest way to get a bomb on board
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Kari Wuhrer in Sex and the Other Man (not safe for work)
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Courtney Love thinks she's mentally fit to regain custody of daughter, as demonstrated by walking out of rehab and claiming suicide talk was just "fooling around"
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Man arrested for selling cardboard plasma TVs on eBay for up to $5,100
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In other news, this winter will be much colder and snowier than normal... or much warmer and drier than normal... or maybe just about normal
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Nintendo to include Pac-Man with all new Gamecube systems in hopes of boring American children to the point they actually go outside for once
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French magistrate tossed off the bench for tossing off on the bench
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German arrested for spying on Bulgaria. Bulgaria?
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Photoshop the building of the world's largest jack-o-lantern
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Vegetables are good for you... unless you microwave or freeze them
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Man writes open letter to president saying he's a cheap bastard
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European official wants historic British place names changed in case they offend the French
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Construction workers at Stanley Airport uncover 1,000-pound bomb left over from the 1982 Falklands War
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South America's glaciers thinning quickly. Comb-over not working anymore
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Heidi Klumsy breaks $8 million Victoria's Secret bra she was wearing on Tonight show
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Two men rob pizza-delivery guy, don't take any cash, just pizzas
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Cooter calling it quits with Dukes of Hazzard-themed shop. Bo and Luke unavailable for comment
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UK-Farker wants to hear your stories of Internet-dating HELL. Voting enabled
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X-E's Halloween Countdown. See all of this year's strangest candies and dumbest spooky novelties
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Prince Charles gives Denis Leary list of swear words he can't use at fashion event. Leary can't farking believe it
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One man's crusade to save world from plague of fake celebrity porn
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Simon & Garfunkel open "Old Friends" tour. If by "Old Friends," you mean "Old guys who hate each other but will tolerate each other's company for the sake of making a few bucks playing songs no one remembers"
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Feds searching all commercial airplanes
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Tech-support excuse generator
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Popular expressions and what they really mean
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85-year-old woman walks into police station, drops off grenade, drives home
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"One female volunteer performed a kiss so erotic that an audience member jumped up with a freshly written sign that said 10"
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Senate turns half of Iraq aid into loans
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Malaysia apologizes for misunderstanding, didn't mean to create controversy by telling 57-nation Islamic summit that Jews rule the world, claiming the Jews "invented socialism, communism, human rights and democracy so that persecuting them would
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New York Post bemoans Yankee loss to Red Sox. The Smoking Gun is there
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ESPN's Michele Tafoya dumps her beer on a couple of unruly fans
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Trifecta of Fark parties. Milwaukee. Safehouse. 8pm. Tonight
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Video of Bartman-imposter's "Butt Cheese" prank call on ESPN SportsCenter
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Koreans turn to surgery to avoid being tongue-tied speaking English
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Kutcher, Moore seize opportunity to snatch media from Bennifer, issue press release for $1m Vegas wedding
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Canadian Prime Minister to attend zeppelin light show at planetarium to kick off marijuana initiative
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When Canadian buckets attack
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Lincoln Fark party tonight @ Old Chicago. Link goes to forum with info
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Vancouver Fark party reminder for Saturday the 18th @ Shark Club in Vancouver
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Behold: The power of the beer. Police end standoff by offering the guy a cold one
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Expert advice on telling a new partner you've got herpes. Surprisingly, mentioning it in your break-up phone message not recommended
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Man hits hole-in-one, bowls perfect 300 game in 24-hour span. Horseshoe surgically removed from rectum
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Teens of today review '70's and '80's video games. Even funnier if you were around when they were first released
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Hate Illinois Nazis? AudioEdit Jake and Elwood
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Theme: Plagiarism in advertising
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Texas Chainsaw hits theaters today. Here's a look back at Leatherface's old Atari game
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Family drives 75 miles with dead relative in car. Clark Griswald sought for questioning
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NZ government retracts their "fart tax." Media draws a collective sigh of relief
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In response to President Bush's comments regarding Australia, Defence Minister says "It's not my language. I'm not sure what it means. I'm not interested in the sheriff comments"
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Gang takes pictures of themselves vandalizing school, leaves camera behind
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Part of Roy's skull removed. Agent J of Men in Black called in as tiny alien pops out and runs away
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Yankess win. In other news, it's basketball season. Duke sucks
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| Thu October 16, 2003 |
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Penny saved is a penny earned, but 18,000 stolen pennies are hard to launder
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Albert Einstein's Swiss passport seen here. Photoshop other proof of ID
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Bear barges into ER, leaves when told his HMO will only cover 30 percent of visit
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Hey! It's another baseball thread!
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Arriba, Arriba! Eighty-year-old woman catches supermarket rat that had eluded capture for a month
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Kentucky boy finds two-headed snake. Names it Mary-Kate and Ashley
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Bean plants can control microbe reproduction by passing gas
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Pizza Hut introduces lower-fat, thin-crust pizza. Still working on pizza that doesn't taste like crap
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ABC adds James Garner to the cast of 8 Simple Rules. No word yet on how they plan to work in his card-playing skills
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Scottish Parliament members putting their cocaine in the wrong end
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A pound of cocaine is not recommended collateral for a home mortgage
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Women more aggressively flirtatious than they used to be. Men still oblivious
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Drew to be interviewed by Mike Church live today at 6pm EST. Link goes to live feed
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Elvis attempts to rob Shoney's; foiled by lack of gun and lure of rotating pie display
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High school football player forced to leave game in his underpants
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Local fast food establishment serves the ultimate Happy Meal: Hamburgers, french fries and big fat doobies
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Kevin James to play Steve Bartman in movie "Fan Interference"
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Canada's new official postage stamp of Queen Elizabeth II is a casual photo of her taken by Canadian rocker Bryan Adams
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Candle-and-soap instruction book for "Dummies" contains dangerous error
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Polar bear kills last of the village people
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"Backed by a swaying chorus line of sisters and beggars, it portrays a dynamic Mother Teresa singing and dancing her way through adversity in her determination to fulfill her destiny of caring for the poor and destitute"
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Canada's first music download service grinds to a halt after idiot developers fail to realize that all the publicity would generate a lot of traffic
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Government spends thousands on helicopter to empty remote outhouse despite activists' offer to do it for free
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Play Trapped 4, addictive puzzle game of the day
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New campaign introduced to distribute contraceptive pills to rats. The tiny condoms were just too hard to put on
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GM forced to rename the unfortunately-named Buick "Masturbator" in Canada
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Software metaphors to avoid: "Apple Chief Financial Officer Fred Anderson has said that the Windows launch of iTunes would be a Trojan horse"
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Man doesn't want to be held responsible for what his escaped, sex-crazed emu may do to somebody
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Queen of the MILFs: Demi Moore (not safe for work)
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Photoshop this interesting picture from the mayor's breakfast in Martinsville, Indiana
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Flumoxed female finds flatmate finito in futon
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Florida resort offers Steve Bartman a free three-month stay
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Legible cursive handwriting a thing of the past
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Max Payne 2 releases several huge trailers for their game. No doubt did not anticipate being Farked
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Russian Orthodox Church has declared jaywalking a sin
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School district wants women to plan pregnancy around sick days. Will likely pre-plan all snow days next
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Man digs up park for buried beer money
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Old woman makes fake blood with crumbled biscuits and cranberry juice to trick her way into hospital for an operation
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Bride wears swimsuit to her wedding and performs workout routine at reception
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North Korea says it will display its nuclear deterrent at an appropriate time. Believed to be when the Red Sox win the World Series
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Giving reporters 4,000 worth of free brewskis is one way to get good press
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California town confused over which governor to invite for opening ceremony of new bridge
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Pop-star Prince has become a Jehovah's Witness
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Overexcited llama and red-painted sheep result in five football player suspensions
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MTV to offer music downloads
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More than half of Britons have breath that smells worse than dogs
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Man -- all 400 pounds of him -- rescued after he plunges through floor of mobile home
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Tanzania bans imports of secondhand underwear
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Texas court rules it is legal to give fellow motorists the finger
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Australia to start an offshore penal colony
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Researchers believe seaweed might kelp in cancer treatment
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Adolf the Nazi saluting dog will not face criminal charges
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Former KISS guitarist Bruce Kulick shot outside Hollywood, CA bar. Gawdy outfit protected him from further injury
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Theme: Create an unusual game show
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Testosterone patch boosts women's sex lives. Men thrilled, but say the beards are scratchy
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Universal Music slashes jobs. Guess what they are blaming it on
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Milwaukee fark party.Tomorrow, Friday, October 17th. The Safehouse. Info in thread
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Bush wants no more leaks to the media from unidentified administration sources. This demand immediately leaks to the Philly Inquirer via an unidentified administration source
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NYC ferry pilot attempts suicide with pellet gun. Fails to put out eye, must wait for very serious skin infection
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Game: Save cute little penguins by picking off seals. PETA approved
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Fark mention for regularly running contests for Photoshop-altered pictures, challenges readers to P-shop some guy's pic
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Citizens will be allowed to tag junk cars to be towed away
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Asteroid tugboat in the works
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Scientists discover regional variances in "What do you call a drive-through liquor store?" Still no cure for cancer
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Froogle your Google and 19 other great Google secrets
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Cooler than the other side of the pillow, Aurora Borealis comes in view
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Milwaukee Fark Party to coincide with brew pub's sixth anniversary
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Jeb Bush offers "The Fan" asylum in Florida
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Students caught using pot, alcohol or tobacco have to pay $50 for their anti-drug classes
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Woman waits two years for VCR repair. Blockbuster fines mounting
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Pope may resign. Only other pope to do this was Celestine IV, who's claim to fame is introduction of a resignation option in 1294
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If you think frogs are ugly now, you should see what they looked like during the Jurassic Era. The coelecanth of frogs discovered
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Jeep births ugly-ass future baby offroader that looks like a helicopter sans blades
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| Wed October 15, 2003 |
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Red Sox and Marlins win. Cubs fan heads to Florida. Discuss
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Here comes the pain: Microsoft announces five new security holes in Windows
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Photoshop your own stick-figure "safety" or "do/do not" sign. Link goes to example from Disney's Magic Kingdom
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Sleeping Florida boy has four fingers gnawed off by family puppy (with pic)
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Caterpillar sues to block movie release; contends the scenes will have a negative effect on children and could affect the company's line of children's products... wtf?
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Traffic is hog-tied after sleepy trucker crashes, sending 87 pigs loose (w/pics)
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Semi spills 700 cases of Bud Light across roadway. Authorities note: This would've been much more serious had it been an import
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Why we like violent movies
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Secret basil police pay surprise visit
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Man stabbed in theater after he refuses to turn off his cell phone. Movie-goers struggle with their raging indifference
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HBO reportedly to be rumored to be thinking about to be maybe bringing back all the dead Sopranos characters this season
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"Pope Room" is big hit at restaurant
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Check out the guitar collections of the stars. Still trying to figure out why Angus Young only has one guitar in his collection
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At least 10 dead and 34 injured in ferry accident
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Cosmo gives you our 50 states, male style (sfw)
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Eating cats and dogs will be banned under new laws. Apparently, they're not as tasty as cows and pigs
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In Daschle's new book, he credits Gore with acting in the nation's best interests by not challenging the results of the 2000 election
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"Alaskans' right to be left alone in their homes was more important than the state's obligation to police small amounts of pot, the court ruled"
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Getting over Google grief
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City council says boy with cerebral palsy can have a pony
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Alou absolves of blame the fan who went after the ball. Sun-Times grammarians surrender.
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Baby-shaking nanny's lawyer claims that surveillance tape was sped up
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Supersized cholesterol particles key to long life. Local grocers selling out of bacon
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School officials lift ban on cheerleaders uniforms. Teen fapping ensues
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Ahnold asked to explain meeting with Ken Lay
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iTunes for PC to be unveiled tomorrow
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Wet bar becomes salad bar as bartenders vegetate drinks. Vegetarians rejoice
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Art critics comparing three-year-old boy's paintings to some of the best in the art world
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Coffee makes for speedy sperm
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When being questioned by police about your outstanding warrants, don't brag about your home porn movies. Especially when they involve teenage girls
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Polaroid is guessing that digital photography might just catch on
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Serial killer launches battle for right to wear makeup
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Man dresses up as "gay lobster" and gets arrested for pot. Hilarity ensues
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Staten Island ferry crashes into terminal
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Smith & Wesson to expand into home decor, clothing and jewelry
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Assassin wants Tom Cruise to act as his lawyer
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Old purple frog danced with dinosaurs. Barney unavailable for comment
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Internet users want a "do not spam list"
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Meat Loaf will do anything for love, except autograph naked breasts and buttocks
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Skeleton found in storage room at lodge of International Order of Oddfellows, to have proper burial
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Turkey eats ostrich. Dog still wants steak
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No smokes for Quebec please.
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Theme: Five seconds is a long time
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War hero who inspired James Bond character dies at 90
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Grade-school jelly bracelets get a new meaning -- oral sex
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Paralyzed man gets brain-computer interface
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Basketball star Manute Bol to become horse jockey
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Norway's greatest, weirdest hits. Woman nursing puppies, flying moose, lutefisk and more
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Rowdy buck enters children's clothing store creating standoff with police, employee pleas with deer, negotiations fail
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Mosquito trap sets off 4-hour bomb scare
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Police find thief hanging upside-down from fence by his baggy pants
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Heart doesn't work so good? Get a pacemaker. Stomach doesn't work so good? Get a pacemaker for that, too.
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Residents find medical waste pile near preschool. When alerted, city workers say, "We'll clean it up tomorrow, or within a couple of days"
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Human heart found on interstate ramp
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Even Moises Alou is defending fan who went after foul ball
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Hijackers ignore plea to spare wheelchair
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Four months at Bernie's: Texas woman arrested for living with mother's corpse since early summer
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Apparently, Ohio's prisoners are allowed to keep handguns
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32 Candles, sequel to Sixteen Candles, in the works
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Homeowners association taking couple to court over ugly purple house (with photo)
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High school band director looking at 10 to 20 after introducing "The Skin Flute" to his students
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Criminal mastermind steals worthless tokens, dead cell phone and year-old soda
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College student dies with 0.43 blood alcohol level after drinking bottle of rum. Alcohol confirmed as a factor in his death
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Tanning salons boost skin-cancer risk. Like nobody saw that one coming
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Boy accidentally smears ice cream on woman who reciprocates by smearing hot McDonald's french fries on his face
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McDonald's gives customers chance to spit in their own Big Macs
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Patrick Stewart's wife realizes she made mistake, he wasn't the star of "Gandhi"
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Beyonce says she has permission from God to wear sexy clothes and strip on stage but not to have a girl-on-girl snog
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Theme: Photoshop Christopher Walken in a non-threatening role
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Break the cone of silence. AudioEdit Get Smart
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| (The Oregonian) |
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Squeegee biz heats up in Lake Oswego
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AC/DC sells out London gig in four minutes. Not terribly difficult when the venue only holds 5,000
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Icy Hot Stuntaz release new single fo shizzle
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Get your Terry Tate, Office Linebacker bobble-head doll. (The pain train is coming... choo choo)
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Double deuce: Come up with a wacky hockey rule, then photoshop the ref's signal for the call. Link goes to actual hockey rulebook with diagrams
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Man's "I like beer" t-shirts suprisingly a big hit at college football games
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Police get vicious crow drunk
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Microsquish toughens up Outlook
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Indians are still pissed off at Columbus
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| ((Some Poor Cartoonist Who Needs) |
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Help a cartoonist Farker, and display the power of Fark Nation by voting for his comic @ buzzcomix.net
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Baseball talk
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Sexy corn lingerie coming soon
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"Heart attack on a stick" latest state-fair food craze
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China joins the space race with their first manned space flight! To infinity... and beyond!
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Having a bad day? Toll-booth complaints
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Taking a cue from grocery clerks, Los Angeles MTA mechanics are now on strike
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Attention college hoops fans -- Midnight Madness starts at 12:01 a.m. on Saturday. Who wants to throw out the first "Duke sucks"?
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Rumsfeld plans to close at least 100 military bases, including a third of Army bases and a quarter of Air Force bases, by 2005. Conservatives to blame Clinton by end of 2003
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Rodney King unable to just get along, arrested for domestic violence
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Teen on scooter collides with dump truck. Dump truck driver okay, teen not
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Japanese winner of Ig Nobel Prize scratches head, wondering what's so funny
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Reflecting American zeitgeist, DaimlerChrysler forsakes tasteful, classy advertising for bathroom humor
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All the acronyms you're not cool enough to know
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Another monster snack oddity: It's Triscuit's turn on eBay
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Former coke addict Don Imus blasts pill addict Rush Limbaugh for being an addict
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Free Guiness bar towel... wipe up that hurl
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High-school freshman tailback scores touchdown, is crowned homecoming princess
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Angelina Jolie leaves hotel because Colin Farrell keeps dropping his pants
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Now, you can take Hooters home with you. Because people go to Hooters for the food
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Why does head hair, but not body hair, grow indefinitely?
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"We're leading in the Firecracker 500, and the Chinese are out running some demolition derby on a dirt track"
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Photoshop what the new $20 should have looked like
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| (Some Cadillac Fan) |
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New concept car is set to have a 1000-horsepower engine. Ford surrenders
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Share your horror stories about U-Haul
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Harry Potter comes to rescue of Germany's homeless
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Reincarnated vampire howls at church bell-ringers, denies religiously aggravated harassment
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Is Jessica Simpson really dumb? Her father says, "No," compares her on-camera comedic talents to those of Lucille Ball
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Free-roaming cows rediscovering their primal instincts
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Devin Devasquez is here to brighten your day (not safe for work)
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Women have just 125,000 years to learn how to change a tire and assemble furniture
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Nebraska football player caught on video knocking out a fan with one punch
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Gary "What You Talkin' 'Bout?" Coleman to become political analyst for Hollywood radio station
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Smugglers prey on giant wetas. Article manages to not tell you what a weta is
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Mistakes men make during sex
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Scientists playing with urine develop new material that changes from liquid to solid at the flip of a switch
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Jeff Nelson and the Yankee bullpen have been accused of attacking baseball employees before
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Sex is good for you and for what ails you. No more headache excuses
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Hell's Angels force Rugby World Cup squad to move out of their team hotel
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Farker Hillary's dog had been running for a city council seat on bribery platform. Dog mistakenly accepts bribe to bow out of race, threatens to call PETA (see last item at bottom of page)
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Midget football game turns ugly
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More than 800 people enter lottery for seat at sniper suspect's trial
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Sapp blasts NFL "slave system." In other news, making eight-figure salary is slavery
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Ford unveils new $150,000 car to compete with Ferrari and Lamborghini (with pics)
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Man comes back to life after being doused with cold water as part of funeral preparations
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Supreme Court to decide whether the Pledge of Allegiance is unconstitutional
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Amelia Earhart's grave discovered on Pacific island?
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Dog in court over Nazi salute
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Why some people are "morning people" and some aren't
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Melee erupts during wedding reception over garter-belt ritual
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Fiji village to apologize for eating English missionary
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Smoking pot lowers your sperm count
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Hockey breaks out at soccer game. Article has link to video of Beckham melee
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Federal prosecutor tries to prevent trial move from one Kentucky town to another by calling potential jurors "illiterate cave dwellers"
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| (Some Guy) |
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Photoshop what the other superheroes are doing while some are fighting crime
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Farkettes enjoy some Oregon men doing a good deed for the children. (Safe for work)
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Human clone pricetag set at £100,000. Don't bother with the extended warranty
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The 16 worst Nintendo Game endings
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| (Some Fan) |
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Swedish "speedkicking" craze is sweeping the hinterlands
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| (Some Guy) |
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AudioEdit some classic Looney Toons
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| (Some Amused Barbie Hater) |
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"Wiccan" Celtic Barbie: Your kid wants to turn you into a toad
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Blimpies sub shop creates low-carb menu
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U.S. caves to popular bumpersticker pressure, agrees to save the whales
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Teenagers too lazy to eat healthily or learn to cook properly
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Alyson Hannigan married some lucky guy this weekend.
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Sword-carrying "ninja" robs store
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Just in time for Halloween : How to be a ninja (and have a cheap costume)
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AOL apologized for an ad that suggested Idaho's wasn't a fit place to launch a new product. To make up for it, America Online provided free concert featuring the Counting Crows
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Photoshop these protestors reenacting the Boston Tea Party
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| (CorpWatch.com) |
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Clear Channel wants to fill our heads with garbage
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Snake on the loose terrorizes airline passengers. James Carville surrenders
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| (Some Guy) |
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Agent Smith's license plate in Reloaded: "IS 5416.". Check out Isaiah 54:16
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