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| Sun July 27, 2003 |
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New Sesame Street for grown-up helps them learn to fill out forms, balance a checkbook
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Relive the bittersweet memories of slapping other kids hands in this Flash game
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Only seven, and he's addicted to porn
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Kid walking down street suddenly put into headlock and stabbed in the butt
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Pub owner names bar after boxing legend Rocky Marciano because he beat the crap out of someone there once
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| (Some Guy) |
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Photoshop unlikely pizza toppings. Link goes to some guy holding a pizza
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Parents of "Star Wars Kid" to sue friends who uploaded movie. "Kid" now in psychiatric care
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Not only do the Detroit Tigers suck at an historic level, there is no hope for the future. "It is staggering how little talent exists (at the farm level)"
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Quietest mid-air collision in aviation history occurs in Japan
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Couple takes dream cruise on a taconite freighter
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Iron Maiden drummer arrested after assault with a car
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Eight questions that freak men out
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| (Some Guy) |
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A blooming iguana
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| (Some Guy) |
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Whiting, IN Pierogi Fest to be aired on Food Channel -- don't miss it
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TV violence more offensive than sex -- U.S. poll
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Hot Alpha men (probably not safe for work)
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Rich environmentalists oppose construction of windmills
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U.S. firm to buy Soyuz space craft for tourist trips to the ISS
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Lock up your women, the Bruce Campbell geeks are about to invade a theater near you...
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Animal rights Jihadist threatens more violence
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Marie Plosjö
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| (CourtTV.com) |
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Marijuana DNA to be collected in a database. Potheads, convenience-store owners surrender
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| (Some Guy) |
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Fun with rail guns
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| (Some Guy) |
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Eurobabe Nathalie Di Angelo (not safe for work)
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| (American Bamboo Society) |
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Check out this bamboo bicycle -- Gilligan goes green with envy
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Jane's Addiction to release their first album in 13 years, after breaking up and breaking a mirror
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| (Times Picayune) |
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Spammers announce they've already gotten around new state law
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Dave Barry defeated by box of Cheez-Its
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| (Some Duck) |
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Duct Tape Superheroes. Donald not included
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Cartoon book inspires teen-prostitution gang to comical success
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| (www.news-press.com) |
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Today's subject is America's Etymological Subtropics, or Southwest Florida for Word Nerds
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| (China Post) |
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Locals helpless as monkey hooligans taunt their chickens, slap their dogs, hijack their pigs and rape their goats
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David Limbaugh weighs in on Berkeley's conservatism study
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| (myinky.com) |
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Roscoe P. Coltrane named Sagamore of the Wabash, Indiana's highest honor
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| (AllHipHop.com) |
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Video-game company sues Eminem. Eminem's lawyers advise them not to fark with Shady because Shady will farking kill them
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The customer is no longer "always right"
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| (Some Guy) |
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Recent pics of Alyson Hannigan (SFW)
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Mutinous troops that took over shopping mall in Phillipines surrender, but apparently they found some great bargains
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| (USPS) |
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Photoshop your own personalized stamp. Link goes to best. Stamp. Ever
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Lance Armstrong wins record-tying 5th Tour de France. France surrenders
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Suggestion that Homer Simpson would make a fine PM of New Zealand sparks political fireworks
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Sony announces 98-percent loss of profit in 2nd quarter
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| (Boston Herald) |
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Communities taking part in study to prove 30-mph speed limit set artificially low for today's vehicles and drivers. New limit to be set at 35 mph, with strict enforcement and heavy fines for exceeding limit
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| (Aberdeen News) |
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World Boobie-feeding week is August 1-7
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| (wgn radio chicago) |
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Photoshop a 3rd grader's drawing. Choose from many
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Rush (the band) to release three-CD live recording. C'mon, admit it, you like them
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Dog owner saves man's best friend by beaning rabid fox in the head with pipe
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Warm spots on Mars may be Superman's Fortress of Solitude
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New Red vs Blue t-shirts
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Twins ballpark superintendent admits altering wind to help team win. Team responded by merely passing wind
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Bible conference called "40 Days of Purpose" to take place at Jerry Falwell's Liberty University. Finally, all the world's problems to be solved
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Ten things we didn't need to know last week
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The "eccentric man" who moves big rocks solves one of the world's great mysteries: How to build a pyramid
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| (The Westerly Sun) |
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A tale of conspiracy, murder, bombs and Natalie Portman's eggs
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| (Omaha World Herald) |
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Iowan woman to sculpt Harley Davidson out of butter for state fair
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| (Glossy News) |
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World football guide; "No field goal?" ask Americans
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Very funny spoof of HBO's Project Greenlight (first season)
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Columbus neighborhood concerned over plans for bio lab near preschool, health clinic
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All-out assault on Philippine military rebels likely to occur shortly
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Farker PreacherOTLC is going to work the third shift at his local Waffle House. He wants to hear from other farkers their stories about working or visiting the Waffle House
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Sing-along to the periodic table
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| Sat July 26, 2003 |
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Nineteen busted in cockfighting sting
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Trail ride horses spooked, eight riders injured
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| (Xbit Laboratories) |
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Farking Intel to screw us gamers again...
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| (Beacon News Aurora) |
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Fire at Chicago Flame Proof & Wood Specialties put out by town of Irony Fire Department
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Ugly-ass spider dives underwater and grabs fish in its jaws
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Man buys rare car, which is destroyed by lightning just as he finished restoring it
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The origins and demise of baseball's "pepper game"
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| (New Prague Times) |
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Photoshop these guys in a Model T
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| (Some Guy) |
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Our drug of choice -- where to get it and why we like it. Compare!
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Roller-coaster riders dangle upside down for 20 minutes
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Liza Minelli and David Gest separate
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Restaurant's "Fat Boy" mascot disappears
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Vanilla Coke's sales have plunged. Buy buy buy!
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Anna Kournikova no longer a sex symbol?
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Is the Star Trek franchise becoming irrelevant?
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Patrick Dennehy's body possibly found
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Lance Armstrong secures his fifth Tour de France win
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Terrorists seize center of Manila
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Investigators say cops got medieval on the patrol car. Should have called The Wolf
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3700 bottles of beer on the train, 3700 bottles of beer... you take one down and -- BANG, BOOM, CRASH
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Tiny African state of Equatorial Guinea makes sudden lurch towards "Nutball Country" status
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| (Some Guy) |
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How to perform an emergency baptism
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Cuba "celebrates" 50th anniversary of the start of Fidel Castro's revolution
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Photoshop singer James Brown
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| (Some Guy) |
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Pro gambler turns $6000 into $1,000,000 within six months of playing video poker. Now sells his secret to winning
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Baseball's biggest one-hit wonders
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Toyota reveals future of cars for Gen Y: Ugly is cool
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Prisoner foils own escape
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| (ActiveState) |
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Field guide to spam. Quite informative
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| (WIXT) |
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Dog chases cub, bear chases dog, rangers chase owner. Benny Hill music plays
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Some Brit on the ancient code of insult and revenge that is still prevalent in the American South
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| (Some Guy) |
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Ants crawl out of boy's eyes
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| (UC Berkeley) |
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Researchers help define what makes a political conservative
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| (Some Guy) |
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Keds masturbation manual. WTF? (not safe for work)
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Weird Al is eligible for the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame soon
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More reasons to hate the IRS and CPAs
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African director on Star Wars: "They shoot us like animals"
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Customers order coke at pizzeria. Asked if they would prefer "cup" or "kilo"
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Good looks gets good results
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Passengers stunned by in-flight streak
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| (Some Guy) |
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Postman who refused to deliver junk mail faces prison
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| (Some Guy) |
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Photoshop this plan for making biological weapons
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| (gnoosic.com) |
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Input three bands you like and let them match you to other bands you'll like
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| (A Melting Farker) |
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Windshields are shattering, dogs are frying and unlit candles are melting INSIDE homes. It's hot, even for Phoenix
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Alligator terrorizes zoo visitors when it busts through glass enclosure. Keepers say big deal, we swim with them
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Landlord evicts tenants from apartments so fraternity can move in
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After a few brawls, Japan decides to send troops to Iraq. Picture included
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| (PC World) |
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Digital rights battle goes mainstream with media campaigns. RIAA still sucks
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The wonderful bad-ass known as Johnny Depp. SFW
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Restaurant located near rowdy pubs has problem with drunks mooning diners seated near windows
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Why do gnats fly around humans in huge clouds? They're trying to get laid, of course
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Sledgehammer-wielding, blood-smearing nuns sentenced to prison
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Futurama cancelled. Fox can kiss my shiny metal ass
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Porsche, Infiniti make SUVs that run like sports cars
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Mayor's wife to co-host radio show at controversial Hedonism III spa
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Clear Channel being investigated for being a monopoly that farks everyone. Investigation centered around royalties for Congress who owns the patent on farking everyone
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FDA approves use of growth hormone for short kids. "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
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| (Mike Matarazzo) |
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Photoshop what has suprised this body builder
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| (HoustonChronicle.com) |
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Japan cancels computer-hacking contest because it encourages cybercrime
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| Fri July 25, 2003 |
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Wounded GI: "Mountain Dew saved my goddamn life"
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How to turn that Friday evening unwinder into an epic bender
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| (WWdN) |
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Wil submits link for screening of his new movie, "Neverland," in the third person
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Giant dog-eating catfish found dead on lakeshore. Dinner is served
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Computer-generated special effects losing lustre
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| (Some Guy) |
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Your tax dollars at work: U.S. pays $200,000 for XBox gaming centers
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Mad artist to grow a third ear on his arm
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Teen and dog sucked through 400 feet of drainage pipe in seconds; teen needs a new dog
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Woman hospitalized after opening door, getting two cats thrown in face by stranger
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In the key of sea? French concert pianist ended his career Friday by hiring helicopter to drop worn-out piano into lake
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Two-headed lamb and four-legged duck for sale
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Nigerian email scammers actually caught in Texas
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Photoshop God smiting thee
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Woman banned for saying Bush has chicken legs
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City council member called strip-club lobbyist 89 times when new lap dancing laws were being considered
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Tampa Bay Buccaneers coach says he'll dance down highway in jockstrap if Bucs win again
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With Strom Thurmond dead, 70 percent of Washington interns haven't hooked up with anyone yet this summer.
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Another old guy drives through a farmer's market. Farmers to start growing large cement barriers soon
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Star's family can't watch Spy Kids 3-D movie due to mass lazy eyes. Marty Feldman surrenders
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Maid jailed after employers fail to aquire taste for urine-flavored tea and coffee
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Man gets "sick and tired of walking" after being released from prison, so he steals a car
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Anna Nicole Smith preventing 98-year-old lady from getting legal settlement or anywhere near Smith's Cheetos
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Kids annoying you? Use pepper spray
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Photoshop Phriday: Experimental weapons of war
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Fifteen helium-filled latex pigeons to be released in Scotland
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Despite Jack Chick's best warnings, thousands of "gamers" arriving in Indy to play Dungeons & Dragons. I want to be Debbie
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U.S. troops ordered to positions off of Liberian coast. Jerry Bruckheimer and Ridley Scott can't wait until they get the rights to the movie
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Florida man indicted for mailing tarantula to girlfriend; faces 20 years and $250,000 fine
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Getting closer... Saddam's personal bodyguards in U.S. custody
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Construction worker finds nearly $1 million in fake $100 bills buried underground
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Misleading website names (link goes to example)
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Police using DNA to track global marijuana trade
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Elderly man, who watched TV at neighbours to save on electricity, leaves £1.1 million to dog charity instead of daughters
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Picky politician pulls porn permit. Penthouse pissed. Prudes parade
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Should restaurant tips be based on the check before tax, after tax, or the size of the server's boobies?
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Pharmaceutical companies fight for the right to keep medicine expensive
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Teen's eagle-scout project used in O'Hare security
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Effort to reduce drinking on college campuses may have contributed to increase in drinking on college campuses
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Denver's new mayor and his staff take 25-percent pay cut. Intentionally
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The lovely Cameron Diaz (not safe for work)
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The Church of Beer. 'Nuff said
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| (Some Guy) |
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The hottness that is Ana Barros (not quite SFW)
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Private plane flying through Swedish fjord mountains suddenly set upon by U.S. fighter jets
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Coroner calls for charges against cops who killed fat man in spaghetti fight
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What a pack of dogs does when they catch parked cars
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Photoshop this extremely happy cricket player
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Whale DNA study makes waves, and other halfassed puns
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Man leads cops on a high-speed chase through a forest fire
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Seattle thinking of a coffee tax. Seattle to become the craziest town in America due to withdrawls
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Exploring the inner mysteries of everyone's favorite pet crustacean, the hermit crab
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| Thu July 24, 2003 |
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Could our thoughts alter the world?
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| (WorldOnline) |
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Blood-leaking wall mystifies cops... red rum... Red Rum... RED RUM
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| (Some Guy) |
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Interview with Russian Playmate Victoria Zdrok (not safe for work)
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Scottie Pippen returns to da Bulls
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Bonds throws out go-ahead run at the plate in the top of the ninth. Hits game-winning HR at the bottom of the ninth. Rushes to ailing father's side. Happy birthday, Barry
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Matt LeBlanc to star in "Friends" spinoff... How you doin'?
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| (Helena Independent Record) |
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Getting married at NASCAR events is getting very popular
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| (Pioneer Press) |
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Well dressed, gap-toothed robber hits tanning salon
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One-third of Germans under 30 believe U.S. government sponsored 9/11. Two-thirds believe David Hasselhoff will stage a comeback
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Whale given seaside burial. Residents hoping that officials dynamite carcass
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Mike Tyson pleads innocent to beating the crap out of two guys
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The mummified body of Thai Buddhist monk Dang Piyasilo
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Grumpy old man who used to chase kids with gun leaves fortune to build sports park for area children
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Man arrested for taking pizza and chicken teriyaki from sister's refrigerator
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High school opens 93-year-old time capsule to find moldy wad of wet crud
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Missing person is found after he runs into a light pole
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| (Bristol Evening Post) |
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Audience can't stop laughing as comedian breaks his leg on stage and then lapses in and out of conciousness
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Two students arrested for performing blatant "AaaaaoooOO-GAH" in classroom
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Smuggler overdoses as drug balloon bursts
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Bob Dylan mumbles his way through another stab at movie acting
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School tries to dig up time capsule, can't remember where it's buried
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Rabbits, guinea pigs, hamsters, mice and gerbils added to list of animals eligible for passport. Still refuse to buy their own tickets
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Two chefs feuding over who gets to welcome Kurt Vonnegut's saucy daughter to the monkey house
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Brits urged to spot jellyfish in order to save rare turtle. Also warns jellyfish can be dangerous
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Company that makes toilet seats for the space shuttle also makes kazoos. Insert rude noise here
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Driving instructor died because learner couldn't cope with car's underinflated tyre
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| (Herald Sun) |
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Tasmanian devils struck by mysterious virus. Bugs Bunny called in for questioning
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Former Lassie co-star jailed for speaking loudly and carrying a big stick
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Scientists create neurofeedback technique to improve musician's performance. Trains musicians to clear their minds and produce more creative brain waves. Icy Hot Stuntaz surrender
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Church raises enough money to buy porn shop
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Woman tired of men staring at her chest founds society for legible name tags
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Photoshop Stripperella. Difficulty: Pole humping
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Tear-free onion invented. Still no cure for cancer
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Man feels that talking to rocks ensures happiness
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In another brilliant PR move, the music industry is now suing parents, grandparents and roommates of file swappers
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Man admits he bought combat medal
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| (Some Guy) |
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Ahhh, the curative powers of boobies (not safe for work)
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NHTSA releases Top 10 Dangerous Foods to Eat While Driving
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Funny Cide the race horse has a beer named after it that goes on sale next week
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Man claims backwards speech has predicted Iraq war, and Kobe Bryant admits guilt. tihsllub etelpmoC
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Parents of girls who failed college admission exams protest by mooing like cows
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Photoshop these neat turkeys
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Action photo of 14 surfers setting world record. Whoa... whoa... whoawhoa...
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IBM looks to send high-paying white-collar jobs and three million service jobs overseas. "Our competitors are doing it and we have to do it... It's about investing around the world"
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10th annual mass blessing of cars this weekend by Catholic priest this weekend, followed by individual blessing
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Meet six basketball-playing Franciscan monks from the Bronx
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City council member is charged with a felony after shooting his neighbor's cat
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B-B-B-Britney and the Jets...
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Resistance is futile: Nano-machines are coming
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| (Some Guy) |
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Reese Witherspoon furious over availability of her boobies
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Personalized postage stamps may be coming
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Latest intel from CIA is that Osama is a bed-wetter; CIA says when caught "he will certainly require a lower bunk"
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Zen and the art of corporate productivity
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| Wed July 23, 2003 |
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Male Zeus bugs able to get sex whenever they want it
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Cubans attempt to flee island on '51 Chevy raft. Monster Garage surrenders.
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Study: Ice cream "isn't health food." In related news, banging own head off brick wall hurts
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Snorkeler attacked and killed by seal
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Wiccan sues for not being allowed to open council meetings with mystical invocations
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Photoshop these Sri Lankan road painters
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| (Seacoast Online) |
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Woman devastated over theft of spider plant she nurtured since 1977
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Man punched ambulance worker who had been sent to help him
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Scientists developing a mind-controlled wheelchair. Stephen Hawking and Professor X rejoice
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House rolls back media ownership changes
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Defendant flees court before hearing jury's innocent verdict
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Email scam-baiting becoming summer's hottest sport
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Soldier defends sex, wives and videotapes
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Greeks planning whorehouse expansion for the Olympics
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Latest fad: Flash mobbing, where a bunch of morons gather in an assigned area and pretend to be performance artists
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Hog heaven hits capacity
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Porn film puts juror to sleep
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Chicago police said suspect looked like Ice Cube. Local news runs Ice Cube video with story
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Jordan gives her top ten tips to enjoy National Foreplay Day
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Bar brawl stops traffic on major highway
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Firefighters find hidden pot operation while battling brush fire; head back to station to devour pizza and brownies
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Clinton urges everybody to get over the CIA/Bush/evidence debacle. Milky stain on Bush's lapel remains a mystery
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Flea-infested woman and her seven cats removed from home
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Germans deploy 85 Ant Protection Officers to enforce new legislation making it illegal to kill ants
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A guide to getting in shape, military style
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Rosy cheeks help males attract females, at least for monkeys (w/pic of sexy monkey and not-so-sexy monkey)
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Malta closes only airport during peak of tourist season three times a day so fireworks can be let off
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Aftershock of 1755 earthquake rattles New England
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| (Some Guy) |
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German model Guido (not safe for work?)
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Pet store owner charged with not one, not two, but 200 counts of animal cruelty
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Counter-Clinton Library being planned and built. Dedicated to proving that economic good times had nothing to do with Clinton
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James Brown takes out full page ad in "Variety" to announce his divorce. TSG is there (w/Goofy ad)
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Man tells group of teens to stop throwing rocks at ducklings in park, gets ass kicked
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Gun shots fired in New York's City Hall, possibly an attempt to assassinate mayor
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101 things about Earth
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Photoshop these two Australian divers at the World Swimming Championships in Barcelona
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Farker Aeonite is having a root canal today. Share your stories of encouragement and/or horror
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Scientists create stain-free pants, say cure for cancer not far away
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AOL launches teen Visa card
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| (OrlandoSentinel.com) |
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Tainted drugs may be in Florida stores, but nobody's noticed because, well, you know, it's Florida
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Dog chews off sleeping man's toes. When questioned after, the dog said they tasted like chicken, would have preferred steak
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Charges dropped against man who gave poison antidote to rats
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Brooke Burke and some paint. Sorta SFW
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Burglar breaks into locksmith business
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| (icberkshire.co.uk) |
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Streaker pulled down pants in front of the Queen and yelled "Wahey!" before being taken to the ground
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| (Pittsburgh Post Gazette) |
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If you're going to leave harassing voice mail, don't leave your name
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Retailer Kohl's continues to advertise discounts off fictitious "regular" prices despite ad laws
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Alec Baldwin wants you to "Meet Your Meat;" creates anti-meat documentary
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Maryland couple arrested after letting their kids ride in the trunk of their car
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Singer drops career to devote himself to beloved cows
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New "Cheech & Chong" project in the works
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Man mowing lawn on calm, sun-shiney day struck by lightning
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Photoshop the British Open leader board
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Virgin Mary now appearing on California chimney from sunset to sunrise. Be there be there...
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P. Diddy wants to buy NBA team... J. Lo to head up cheerleading squad
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Mayor decrees Thursdays "women be allowed to go bar-hopping while men stay home and do housework" night
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Fire extinguisher sets off fatal explosion
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Info for Friday's NYC Fark party: Booze, Go-Go Girls and Swordplay
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$200 thongs hit market
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Crappy coke? Police find 26 pounds of cocaine hidden in toilet seats
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German cops testing hogs for crime prevention
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One-legged and one-armed stuntmen in high demand
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Man "gets off" for humping a nativity-scene sheep
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Photoshop Craig Stadler and his B.C. Open trophy
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Study shows driving drunk safer than driving while talking on cellphone
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Unaware that live microphone was broadcasting their words, Assembly Democrats debated prolonging California's budget crisis for political gain
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Rampaging holy monkeys invade tea garden
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Police searching for women that give men oral sex on crowded beaches
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Man loses his disability benefits after being told he died 20 years ago
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Blind girl supervised by blind counselors drowns in lake
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Forty-two arrested in UFO sting
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Contest winner's secret to farming enormous cabbages: Air conditioning
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Woman planning to sunbathe gets overrun by thousands of frogs
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Graffitti watermelons must be the work of some seedy characters
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Boy needs £25,000 air-sea rescue because he did not want to get his £70 shoes wet
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Girls find frog with no eyes in same county where two-headed turtle was found (with link to turtle pic)
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Tony Blair does his best to seize Will Shatner's title of worst Beatles cover
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Photoshop this unimpressed cat and Meowlingual gadget
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What not to do during a thunderstorm
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Not content with riot gear, Cambodia to equip cops with riot elephants
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Saddam's sons confirmed dead
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Underpants from heaven cause car crash
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Cute golf pin-ups (safe for work)
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Now Canadian idiots can run from bulls, too
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After 20 years, New York to finally get public toilets. Anxious citizens can finally uncross legs
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McDonald's yesterday insisted it was not the work of Satan
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Eiffel Tower on fire
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Elvis visiting blood donors. "Don't get any of that on my blue sude shoes"
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Holding severed head in place, man defies death
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Rebels suspected of hiding bombs in fish. Lew Zealand surrenders
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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy archive
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Terminator 3 star Kristanna Loken admits to being wild child who is into voodoo and collecting skulls
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Saddam's sons may have been killed -- *confirmed*
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BC and MIT say FU to RIAA
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Chuck Berry took Polaroids of himself with smiling, naked girls before he'd have sex with them, to avoid rape charges
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Siegfried and Roy's "sexually aggressive" dolphin chases Demi Moore out of pool
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Bitter beer curbs the development of fat inside the body
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Mouse-sized beetles invade British town
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Doctor removes the wrong kidney during a woman's knee replacement surgery
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Brooklyn roadsigns get some attitude
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On a drive by the prison, mom and daughters get a full view of naked inmates
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Prisoner scams prison with phony laundry service
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Photoshop this beautiful couple
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Sixty percent of women get lap dances from other women
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Freddy Konings: Classy and sexy. Safe for work
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Girl scalped in freak go-kart accident
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Seventy sextillion, or seventy thousand million million million
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Dog poisoner, not having the balls to become a true serial killer, starts his cat-and-mouse game with the police
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Frozen NHL player found dead 14 years later. Icing is the penalty
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27-foot-tall inflatable Martians cause accidents on British motorway
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Suspect who fled naked nearly escaped by the skin of his... teeth
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Bored-off-their-ass geographers prove scientifically that Kansas is literally flatter than a pancake
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Static to be replaced by solid blue: Microsoft making deals with Time Warner to run M$ software in cable boxes
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Congress joins war on nation's spreading obesity epidemic
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Naming rights to monastery to be auctioned on Ebay. What would you name it?
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Hired goons take debt collection to extraordinary heights
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North Korea demands treaty with the U.S. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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U.S. still unprepared for bio-terrorism attacks
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Judge lays the smackdown on asshat, denies sentence reduction for drunk driver who killed eight college students
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Florida outlaws sunburned dogs. But go ahead and fry your kids
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"Unit for the Study of Personality in Politics" at St. John's University ranks Presidents based on extroversion/introversion
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Women in India open big ol' jar of jelly whoop-ass on village drunks
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We know which button will get you thrown off a plane, what are some other useful buttons?
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Which Hello Kitty are you?
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Hamburger recipes from around the world
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Sunburned pig lawsuit settled
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Locals rescue 600-pound beached sea turtle by pushing it back out to sea
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The Big Lebowski cult and their hunt for the wild marmot
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Ad campaign puts Jesus in an SUV
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Summer sun causing mentally unbalanced people to go off deep end
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Farker NashvilleDave is planning on buying a PDA ($200 budget) for his wife, a novice PC user. Which handheld should he get her? (Link goes to consumer buying guide on PDAs)
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Why do clouds turn gray before it rains?
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85-year-old man crashes car into DMV builiding; license immediately revoked
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The best TV shows for men?
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"Hydrogen cars are a poor short-term strategy, and it's not even clear that they are a good idea in the long term"
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Robotic shark will live with real sharks for three years
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Baby elephant calls out to mom after not getting food treat. Mom lays the smack down on trainer
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Man sentenced for starting fire after setting tarantula ablaze
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Think you're good at controlling your mouse? Try this game...
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To email the White House, users must first tell whether on not they support Dubya, then navigate through nine different pages. Democracy at work
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New law lets cops charge methamphetamine producers with manufacturing nuclear and chemical weapons
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Arrest Made in Baylor Player's disappearence
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Man catches female cat burglar in the act, sits on her until cops arrive
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Inventor uses ultra-violet light to help golfers find their balls
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Should NASA put Columbia wreckage on display?
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Wet t-shirt boobies (Obviously, not safe for work)
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Playboy article spoofs new Disney planned community
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Meet Lurch, the world's horniest bull (w/pic)
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Proof that wealth can't buy class: The top four ugliest cars on the road
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Burning tarantula starts grass fire
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U.S. Forest Service technician wages successful, hour-long, running battle with black bear
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Video games will get even more detailed rating labels
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Teen shoots self in groin during home invasion
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Aggressive pig sparks helicopter chase
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Those en-vogue, blue-tinted headlights are driving other drivers crazy
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Heads of cash-strapped universities fly off to five-star resort to discuss their financial problems
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Watch out He-Man, here's the top 11 minions of Skeletor
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Don't pet farm's animals if you want to avoid severe and bloody diarrhea
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Alien Abductee Theatre: Perform or Die
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Armstrong crashes after asshat spectator's bag gets caught in handlebars; goes on to win stage anyway
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Lawsuit settled after airline removes man for being "intoxicated or some sort of religious fanatic or potential hijacker." Turns out he was quadriplegic
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Photoshop this boy who's a little too happy about his banana strawberry smoothie
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Prime minister's mangos confiscated
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Doctors perform tongue transplant
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