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| Fri July 11, 2003 |
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San Francisco is fastest-shrinking U.S. city
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Photoshop the South Korean president and his wife at the Great Wall, wishing you were there
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Man breaks into home, chases woman with dagger. Judge drops charges because man was driven temporarily insane by jasmine tea
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Man cleared of feeding antidote to poisoned rats
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Known for their witty humor, customs agents play prank on drug smugglers by replacing 311 pounds of marijuana with dried hops
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Parked truck decides it's thirsty, visits beer tent
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CIA director takes responsibility for incorrect information in State of the Union address about alleged Iraqi attempts to obtain uranium in Africa
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Greeks vow to cut the cheese
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Scientists propose kilometer-long microscope, able to detect such miniscule things as individual atoms, molecular structures and Bill O'Reilly's integrity
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Tennis association give players drink that inadvertantly causes them to test positive for banned drug
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What is it that keeps Americans coming back for more running away from angry bulls?
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David Lee Roth still living the rock-star lifestyle, even though no one thinks he's a rock star
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NASA pulls contract from Boston University after finding out MIT is less than two miles away
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NASA has actually never heard of that eat-by-looking-at-the-sun guy
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Scientists figure out why we can't tickle ourselves, still no cure for cancer
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Dirty beavers and flaming ducks. A history of mascot mishaps
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Please leave a message after the beep. "Yes ma'am. Omaha police here. You can visit your son's body at the funeral home"
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Struggling BBQ restaurant adds strippers to the menu. Please use wet-naps before tipping them
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Accordion players insist they're cool
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Jerry Springer files papers for Ohio Senate bid
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Gerbil farming brings its own pleasures, rewards... no, really
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Household-preparedness manual suggests if disaster hits NY, "hide under desk"
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Chilean mystery beach blob identified. Not Anna Nicole
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Pedro Martinez returns Batman's cell phone
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NASA finds nearby planet three times older than our Sun
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What the weasel was and why it went pop
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Drew is looking for people in the Lexington, KY area who want to play co-ed indoor soccer on Wednesday and Thursday evenings. Must be at least 18, please note experience level. Especially looking for female players, need more male players too
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Michael Jackson compares himself to Jesus Christ
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Germans encouraged to invade Italy by remnants of Nazi era
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Woman seeks second opinion after waking from heavily medicated state to find herself married
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| (Ft Worth Star-Telegram) |
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Rednecks hunt for catfish by sticking their hand into a catfish hole and letting the fish grab on. It's called noodling
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Theme: Make your own brand of liquor. Link goes to some inspiration
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Giant python eats goat, has tummyache, must be carried to zoo by seven men
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Power is being able to purchase a Rembrandt while sitting on the toilet
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Lileks on lumpers in politics
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Bartender refills schnapps with cleaning fluid, customers eventually notice
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Man successfully stows away on press plane for Bush's Africa trip. Is currently receiving round-the-clock Secret Service anal probes
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Italian high court rules pinching butts illegal
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Boy's leg crushed by parade float decorated to look like Lizzie Grubman's SUV
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CIA approved speech on African uranium sales to Iraq, says Bush administration
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Theme: Barnyard fun
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Fallen sausage settles for apology and signed bat
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Fark On TechTV today
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Powerball lottery multimillionaire will "get me a tractor with brakes"
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McDonald's tries to pass off glass as onions in cheeseburgers, cops not fooled
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CNN hopes to overcome Fox News in the ratings with "hard news"
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Man shoots own truck to avoid having it towed
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Photoshop Ronald McDonald and this excited lady
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The lamest sports ads ever
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Doctor uses hardware store drill and pliers from car to perform brain surgery
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Marvel scraps plans to bring Princess Di back from the dead and place her in X-Force. Goes to Plan B: "Bill Hicks, Sentinel of Liberty"
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Mississippi upholds "alienation of affection" law. Dumped boyfriends are entitled to up to $100,000 to compensate broken hearts
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| (WSJ.com) |
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Funeral directors report increase in popularity of "bawdy" eulogies
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| (Helena Independent Record) |
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Montana UFO turns out to be someone's remote-control helicopter
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| (KRNV) |
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Suspect driving truck full of marijuana flees, leaves behind his wallet
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| (Fark Party Central) |
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Cleveland Fark Party, July 12
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Phoenix Fark Party, September 5th
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The wheel in the sky keeps on turnin'... (with pics)
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| Thu July 10, 2003 |
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Shaboom the Sheep eats dismantled gun propellants
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Job placement center offers unemployed woman brothel job
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Man pleads no-contest to urinating on chicken, claims he could not find a bathroom
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| (KDKA.com) |
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Nortel 7/7/7 contraceptives recalled. Color-coded pills may have been packaged in wrong order
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The sight of the U.S. President is enough to cause two elephants to screw
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American Women generally unimpressed by penis sheaths
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Inventor of individually wrapped cheese dies. One more person needed for trifecta of cheap-food product inventor deaths this week
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NBA players Steve Nash and Dirk Nowitzki booze it up in bar (with pics)
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Cubicles aren't for humping in
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Photoshop this Swedish glassblower
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Brooke Burke's 24k boobies, worth their weight in... uh, gold (As SFW as Stuff usually is)
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Millions in Confederate gold buried in Canada
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A reason to learn Spanish: Univision's Mayra Veronica (SFW-ish)
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Rumsfeld doubles Iraq cost estimate, but your mileage may vary, consult your owner's manual
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The new Battlestar Galactica sucks -- just ask the guy in it
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Man bursts into TV network headquarters with bow gun to lodge a complaint against programming
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Drunk guy tries to light cigarette while drinking a glass of vodka; hilarity ensues
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| (Right Wing News) |
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WMD, reconstituted nukes and forgeries from Niger? President Bush didn't lie about any of them
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| (King 5 Seattle) |
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Study says 12th graders ain't no good writers. Unpossible
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GOP Texas legislature to decide what's in school textbooks. Plans to cancel all science classes
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Saddam Hussein arrested by Israeli police
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Bartenders always cheat clients
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Karl Malone joins Shaq, Kobe and Payton in L.A. League dominance ensues
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Susan Smith places prison personal ad. TSG is there
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Drunk and naked home invader would like to apologize to victim but he's "not allowed on that street."
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Giant, planet-sized dust storms are raging on Mars (with photos)
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Video of cream pie being violently slammed into the Alberta premier's face (with pics too)
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What would you do if you got paid $100,000 per year to do practically nothing? If you said "whine about it," you might be this guy
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Girl asks court to forgive her boyfriend, who ran over her three times after beating her
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Tone-deaf fans of American Idol loser Clay flood FCC with letters demanding recount
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Severed leg found in town dump, limp on down and reclaim it anytime
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Ballplayer whacks his sausage in the sixth inning. No word on what he stretched in the 7th
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Florida Marlins owners ready to contribute $100 million towards building new $325 million stadium for all 600 fans
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Phone company says new cell ring tone repels mosquitoes
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Actor Kent McCord of "Adam 12" fame to run against Melissa Gilbert for president of Screen Actors Guild. Opponent plans to remind voters of "Galactica 1980"
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Yes, it has really been 25 years since "Animal House" was released
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Japanese Paradise Channel leads the ratings race with shows like Shojo Atetara, Soshitsu Night (Pick the Virgin, Watch the Night She Loses Her Virginity)
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Geniuses and criminals do their best work in their 30s, mainly to impress women
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Sheriff allows 2000 male inmates to roam around in pink underwear as temperatures hit 126 degrees
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Bras are getting more scientific, complete with deodorants, Feng Shui. Guys still don't care so long as it ends up on the bedroom floor
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Employees fight back against a robber, strip him naked and wrap him in duct tape for the police
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Theme: Episode I and II characters in Episode IV fashions (link goes to example)
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Naked man arrested doing something with coffee filters in gutter
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Insurance-fraud investigators become suspicious when man claims his appendix was removed for 8th time
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Weener dog on wheels manages to mate and have pups (w/pic)
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Doughnut maker Krispy Kreme bent on world domination
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Legends of the Superheroes. Campy live-action 70s television featuring the first and only appearance of Ghetto Man. Ed McMahon hosts
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Demolition crew tears down wrong house
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Man replies to spam offer of penis-enlargement pills. Hilarity ensues
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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed a fly. Or a fork
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Stripper accepts marriage proposal of multi-million dollar customer
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Camera-equipped phones spread mischief
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Two winning Powerball lottery tickets last night
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Jumbotron for the home one step closer as LG Electronics premiers 71-inch plasma television
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Pirates first baseman arrested for smacking a sausage
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Army gives snow plow and lawnmowers to troops stationed in sweltering hot desert
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U.S. needs makeover in eyes of world. Less rouge, more eyeliner
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Scientists say clownfish have the ability to change their sex, thus ensuring there's always someone to hook up with
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| (Hawkesbury Gazette) |
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Australian Bin Bandit terrorizes neighborhood by stealing trashcans, taunting residents in letters to newspaper
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| (Some Guy) |
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Star Wars Galaxies allows same sex marriages. Explains the whole Han and Chewie thing
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Man gets married 15 times in three years. Doesn't concern himself with that pesky divorce thing
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Theme: Draw instructions for things that are really too simple to need them. Link goes to text example
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Lollapalooza starts "use it or lose it" contest for unsigned bands. Farker's band Forth Right needs "use it" votes. Please help
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"Ask any man what he would prefer -- to live to a ripe old age and die alone or to go out shagging your b-lls off with strippers in Vegas?" Singer for The Who salutes his bandmate
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| (Lincoln Journal Star) |
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Clear Channel given a tax bill for the past 56 years on 10 acres it leases
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| (Some Guy) |
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Japan trying to become "normal" country. Apparently not aware of own TV commercials and pr0n reputation
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The love-fest continues. Phoenix responds to Philly
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Marriage puts a halt to creativity, criminal activity, sex
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By entering horse race, Big Tits succeeds where Cupid Stunt and Fog Ducker failed
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Beyonce says God doesn't want her to pose naked. In related news, God seen leafing through Pottery Barn catalog, humming show-tunes (scroll down)
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Town's beautiful public flower displays turn out to be opium poppies
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Naked women help crappy video games sell better
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Coke can found to contain beer
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Chicago man arrested for "failing to register as an agent of Saddam Hussein's regime"
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| Wed July 09, 2003 |
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Radio DJ covers himself with Powerball tickets for people to grab. Police not amused by visibility of unnumbered balls
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Nike buys Converse
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| (Some Jack Off) |
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Court rules "1-800-JACK-OFF" can't be trademarked
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| (Some Guy) |
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Five pages of Dita Von Teese: Retro lingerie, modern mischief. Is she as hot as Betty Page or hotter? Not safe for work
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| (Scientific American) |
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Black holes may not be bottomless pits after all
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Woman on house arrest sneaks out to appear on "Sneaky Sex Affairs" episode of Springer show
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171 pictures of Ron Jeremy dressed up as Mario (SFW)
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Pluto defying laws of atmospheric physics. In other news, Goofy defying laws of nature
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If you're such a cheapskate that you're willing to jump off a moving train to avoid paying the fare, you get what you deserve
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Delivery guy gets wrong address, pumps 3000 liters of oil into someone's basement
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Sellers figure out creative ways to market Powerball tickets on eBay
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A brief history of lap dancing
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Unrestricted access to hospital's drug stockroom leads to $8.6 million in missing drugs
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Four year olds weighing 120 pounds wrestle to draw, celebrate with ice cream
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Ompah Ompah Oompity Doo... guess what kids, more cowbell for you...
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A meerkat and a heat lamp
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You may soon be able to use your cell phone during airline flights
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German chancellor cancels Italian holiday after Italy's tourism minister calls Germans a bunch of rowdy hypernationalistic blonde beach invaders
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Let the backpeddling begin: "War wasn't about weapons," Rumsfeld says
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Police say avocado prices have risen so high that poachers are now arming themselves
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Bus driver completes today's Fark spanking trifecta
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Homeland security's newest threat: Bunnies
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Beer turned into electricity. Fraternities find new ways of raising funds
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Truckload of cheese catches fire, kicks off world's biggest fondue party
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Town willing to relocate the Huron River so Wal-Mart can build new store
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Throwing explosives during sporting events discouraged in Oakland
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Angolina Jolie is a self-mutilating bisexual
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Store owner spanks customer for teaching parrot to swear
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Nudity at golf outing causes controversy
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When you think of "pervert serial-spanker," you think of this guy (mugshot)
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"Women are handicapped by having breasts" and other politically incorrect sports quotes
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Naked pilots are more common than most people think
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McDonald's workers used pens to change milk expiration dates
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Great news for pot smokers: It's not bad for you
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Gas station attendant charges nearly 1,400 customers bogus $9.85 service charge
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Why Philly is a better city than Phoenix. The battle for 5th place gets ugly
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Dog hit by car walks to the hospital, waits for assistance in the hallway
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Former stripper says Stripperella was her idea; sues Pamela Anderson (with Pam pic)
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After 15 years off the market, the updated Garbage Pail Kids set to return
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If you drink too much, let your friend drive. Unless your friend is nine years old
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Photoshop this Farker's sports bar to make it better than Hooters
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Vice principal in Bakersfield turns himself in. Works with a Farker
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Looking at Boobies and killing kittens? Believe Glodo is the new Messiah? Well, you're going to hell anyway, might as well have a sign! Farkers recieve $10 off, just email me. If auction has closed I have more!
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Man leaves wheelchair, clothes on pier to go for swim, forgets to tell wife. Hilarity ensues
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Cable TV costs still surpassing rate of inflation
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Jewel's new release "Intuition" rants against post-modern fads, commercialism and fakery. Song then used as jingle for new Schick razor called "Intuition"
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"In addition to the Wife-Carrying contest, this summer's calendar features world championships in Sauna Sitting, Mosquito Swatting, Mobile Phone Throwing, Air Guitar, Boot Throwing and Swamp Soccer, to name but a few"
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Woman in minivan looks down to see racoon stepping on the gas for her
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| (Press Democrat) |
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Another naked man shot by police. Full moon still four days away
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| (Some Guy) |
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Help Farkette smallonion beat her brother in a photoshop war for his birthday
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Apparently North Korean leader Kim Jong Il gets a kick out of removing pubic hair from drunken revelers
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| (Style.com) |
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The hot new fashion trend for spring: Nipples (not safe for work)
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4-H camp counselors organized fistfights between campers, charged admission and allowed betting
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Waitresses who copy their customers' behaviour get substantially bigger tips than those who don't
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New Orleans police cars may get windows that deflect bullets, allow people inside car to fire out. What could go wrong?
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TSG's TV show to parody Nolte Lorenzo's Rohypnol
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Researchers discover Stonehenge is a massive hoo-ha
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| Tue July 08, 2003 |
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Nicole Marie Lenz is perky in a not-safe-for-work way
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| (Some Guy) |
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Photoshop Farker Aquarian holding his widdle biddy baby boy
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Light amounts of wine in women could help discourage diabetes. In other news, heavy amounts of wine in men could help encourage sex with ugly women
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Kid arrested for assault with a dairy weapon
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Pizza delivery dude busts his mom hooking up with a guy half her age at a motel
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Man claims right to videotape couples having sex in public park
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Doritos-eating bear captured, executed
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Missing priceless Iraqi artifact count back up to 13,000. Tune in next week
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Fourth of July ban against kegs on beach backfires, leaving mountains of empties behind
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Wimbledon security guard spotted three men urinating on centre court baseline, net but did nothing about it because "there was no Brit in the final"
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Wired washing machines in dorms. Now if they can just solve the pink underwear problem
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Hit-and-run driver removes clothing to avoid capture, decency
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Married cop surprised to see his photo on gay dating site
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Federal judge has jurors recite Pledge of Allegiance. The United States was the plaintiff in the case, thus the jurors pledged allegiance to the plaintiff
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Man who was in coma for 19 years speaks, still thinks Reagan is president
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Prince William to become a pop star? "I don't know whether the prince can sing or not, but let's face it, that's not always a problem"
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NYPD crushes 9/11 victim fundraiser in mad hunt for illegal beer
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Peter Jennings defects, becomes U.S. citizen
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Britney admits she and Justin did more than just dry-hump each other
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Lawsuit filed to protect company's pooper-scooper slogan, "We're No. 1 in the No. 2 Business"
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Woman claims she was scratching scalp with middle finger, not flipping-off judge
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Further proof FCC Chairman has no clue what he is talking about
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Nude scenes from HBO's TV series, Oz (not safe for work)
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Russia's newest weapon in war against caviar smuggling: Rusik the Fish-Sniffing Cat
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Five people, including three young children, found shot to death in Bakersfield, CA
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Photoshop this mayor lady
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Rhythm method officially BS, says University of Saskatchewan
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Cops shoot "nude" man. Not clear what is meant by euphemism quotes around "nude"
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Unbelievably gorgeous 50s pinup goddess Evelyn "Treasure Chest" West (not safe for work)
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Paintings commemorate nude TV stars as national treasures, their family jewels included
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Mr. Page 3, Beverley Goodway, picks his top ten birds (not safe for work)
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Most kids get hooked on drugs in July
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iRobot, makers of the Roomba robotic vacuum cleaner, now developing U.S. robot soldier. It will travel only in circles and get stuck under furniture
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French automaker Citroen hit by fake order for 5,700 cars. In other news, President Bush seen giggling after hanging up phone
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Seven killed during shooting at Lockheed Martin plant
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Just in time for the All Star Game, Barry Bonds looking to reclaim his title of "Biggest Jerk in Baseball"
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Eleven years after liberating themselves, 29,000 rubber duckies are set to attack the New England coast
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Two Americans gored during second day of running of bulls (with pic of man in trouble)
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If at first you don't succeed, try three more times in the same night to rob a store
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Hasek heading back to the NHL
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Kim Jong Il kidnapped filmmakers back in the 80s to make rubber-suited monster movies for him. Godzilla surrenders
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White House admits that intelligence underlying President's uranium-purchase claim was wrong
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Educated Norwegians don't change their underwear as often as uneducated Norwegians
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Fish sold in Taiwaneese markets genetically altered to glow green
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Motor-vehicle employees in New Jersey now required to take civility classes
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Elvis tooth goes on sale. Offer made by European firm interested in extracting DNA to produce clones. Vegas casinos scramble for bookings
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"Mystery goo" terrorizing the beaches of Florida. "It could be from outer space for all I know"
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DA needs "more time" (season tickets) before deciding whether to bring charges against Kobe Bryant
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North Korea may have nukes, but South Korea has the hot, naked model Sung Hi Lee (not safe for work)
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If you're going to toss water balloons at parade, make sure it's not near U.S. House Speaker Dennis Hastert
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Logo featuring two elephants having sex for next year's World AIDS Conference in Bangkok criticized because the male elephant is not using a condom
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Conjoined Iranian twins die after surgery
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LeBron wants his first game to be private, with no media. Cavs remind him that would defeat the whole purpose of drafting him
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Photoshop this picture of Yankees pitcher David Wells tossing his glove into the stands
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People curse so much that only a handful of words can be considered truly taboo
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Stephen Hawking pops into a strip club (w/ pic)
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More NBA hijinks: Remember when Latrell Sprewell broke his pinkie trying to punch some guy who puked on his boat? Apparently, "Spree just fell over, no punching or puking involved." Nevertheless, it's now a $40m lawsuit
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Sex and the City's new eye-candy. Safe for work
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Twenty-three things you always wanted to know about numbers. Or not
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Area man hopes no one panics if they find his escaped 14-foot python, "Slick"
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Among the more pressing issues Auckland, New Zealand faces is whether or not eating dog poop can result in blindness
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Pair of JFK's undies expected to get $500 at auction
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Spike sells out to The Man
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Motorist hits pedestrian and drives home with legless body in windshield
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Dog trapped for three weeks after construction crew accidentally installs floor over her
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| Mon July 07, 2003 |
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Bounty hunter Duayne "Dog" Chapman jumps bail
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One quarter of U.S. highway bridges are deficient. Low scores in reading comprehension and mathematics cited
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Toyota says new car is almost 100-percent American; promises it will rollover and burst into flames at 30k miles
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Man tames 47 crocodiles so he has someone to play soccer with
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Photoshop this airman in his miniature jet
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Man sets Guinness World Record for most blood donated by one person
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People pay $24.95 to beam personalized messages into space. Anal probes $9.95 extra
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Massive industry-wide layoffs great for traffic congestion
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Video of thousands running with bulls in Pamplona, Spain (with pics too)
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Beer-flavored ice cream soon to be available for worldwide export
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Charlize Theron. Not safe for work
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Page 3 photographer Beverley Goodway is retiring after photographing around 25,000 pairs of boobs. Not safe for work
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Man caught affixing homemade bar codes to store products for 90% discounts
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Hollywood is out of ideas: Arnold and Cameron for Alien 5?
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God hates Dave Matthews fans, too
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Missing plane found: New national flag, new paintjob, new pilot and crew, same serial number
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Your sperm doesn't like abstinence any more than you do
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Turns out Sky's gossip columnist pulled that "Brad Pitt as Captain America" story out of his butt
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Sense of touch can be significantly improved using amphetamines. Also improves likelihood of doing something incredibly stupid while naked
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UN quality of life index puts Canada in eight place, USA seventh. Afghanistan bringin' up the rear
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Cabbie ordered to stop wearing Elvis outfit during work
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CIA thinks Saddam tape is authentic
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Ancient tomb has worn inscription, unnoticed for centuries, commemorating father of John the Baptist. Tune in next week for refutation
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"Town drunk" complains about proposed alcohol ban in all city parks
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Apparently giving away goldfish in little plastic bags as carnival prizes is animal cruelty. Homeless goldfish disagree, will swim for food
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Death rates are higher on extremely hot or cold days. Other studies your government is wasting your money on include: The sky really is blue, and men like chicks with large racks
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Prison escapee uses prison ID to check into motel. Re-jailarity ensues
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Fearsome stuffed crocodile that was terrorising tourists is captured by police
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Photoshop Mike Scioscia seconds away from a perfect execution of the "pull my finger" gag on Umpire Charlie Reliford
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NBA legal trifecta complete. Damon Stoudamire up on drug charges
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Seventh Annual Redneck Games enjoyed by thousands of inbreed, toothless hillbillies competing in challenging events like bobbin' for pigs feet and hubcap tossing
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Trucker lives after 30-foot plunge off I-95 hauling a load of Motrin
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The dark truth behind the Jason Alexander KFC ad campaign
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Massachusetts governor rescues six people and their dog with his jet ski
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New law could require the tagging of beer kegs before releasing them into the wild
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No harps, no halos -- and not that much clothing: Charlie's Angels (kinda safe for work)
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Alabama social workers to start wearing bulletproof vests for home visits because of a rising number of encounters with makers and users of crystal meth
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Church plans to open Subway franchise. Children told to avoid the spicy Italian
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New cable channel will focus on Midwest instead of L.A. or N.Y. Because nothing's more entertaining than watching fat pasty people eat cheese
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Sports satire site predicted that Kobe would be arrested for slapping a ho to increase "street cred"
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NBA point guard arrested (with mugshot)
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Fake alcohol can still get you drunk
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Congressman DeLay shocked -- shocked -- that folks still believe money corrupts politicians
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Movie audiences are action-ed and sequel-ed out
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Elle MacPherson showing what a "supermodel" should be (not safe for work)
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Horrified little girl finds out you wouldn't like the Hulk when he's angry. Or aroused (w/pic)
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Piniella legally blond (with SFW pic)
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Brad Pitt demands cast members not look at his ugly feet
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Study claims video gamers aren't nerdy guys who spend all day in a dimly lit room blowing up bad guys (w/pic that doesn't do much to support the theory)
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New SB Email #79
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Buddy Ebson goes to the Great Beyond. Heaven, that is. Pearly gates, fluffy clouds
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Crazed skydiving gang shoots at rivals' plane
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Hundredth anniversary of the Wright Brothers' flight is coming up. Celebrate with six pages of other crap people tried to make fly
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Ashley Judd film to feature "hottest sex scene ever"?
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Man, 25, says he's with girl, 16, for love, not because she won the lotto
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Researchers have created largest portable ink-jet printer in the world. Replacement ink cartridges cost $172,000
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Papers show British Air Force hunted after aliens and UFOs
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AudioEdit Steve Ballmer's Developer Chant
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Columbine-style rampage foiled at Camden County, New Jersey
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One-legged boy wins top tap dancing prize, sets sights on ass-kicking contest next
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Woman crawls into backseat of family car to give kids an ass whipping, avoids half-ton log crashing through window
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"There's nothing funny, however, about clowning around with snorting, snot-blowing one-ton animals that would like nothing more than to kill you"
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California company bottling vitamin-fortified water for dogs in Hose, Gutter and Toilet flavors
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Animal-rights activists planning naked protest at the running of the bulls
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Sixty-year-old tries to pass slow-moving car in no-passing zone with 25 to 30 bicyclists oncoming. Hilarity ensues
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Police use real mugshots for target practice. Mugs not amused
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Spammer going down in flames. May the rest follow
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Demi Moore will appear in new Austin Powers, "Live & Let Pussy Die"
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Photoshop farker benfoldsfive's little brother (in blue) and his friend on their recent trip to Six Flags (it's his friend's birthday, this time)
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