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Sun July 06, 2003
(artminds.com)
 
Weeners
 
Weeners. Artfully done to boot (not likely safe for work)
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Wimbledon stalker attacks Venus Williams in her changing room
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
If you must masturbate with a knife, try to avoid doing so in front of the police
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(KVBC-TV)
 
 
 
Man sustains severe burns trying to light fireworks with lighter fluid
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(The Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Man who introduced Cool Whip dies at 86
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kobe Bryant joins the long, illustrious list of NBA criminals
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Hacker "contest" a big flop; site to report hacks gets hacked itself
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Lance Armstrong crashes on first leg of Tour de France, steals bike and finishes in the middle of the pack
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(InfoWeek)
 
 
 
Avast, ye mateys. Adobe to crack down on Photoshop pirates with online activation. AARRRRR.
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(jennajoy.com)
 
Boobies
 
Jenna Joy: Sometimes good things come in small packages (not safe for work)
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt signs the dotted line to play Captain America
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker neogreat has been commanded to serve jury duty. Needs advice on how to get out of it (link goes to unfortunate film)
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(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Traci Lords to release memoirs this month
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-Il's sushi chef reveals the secrets of Kim's life
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp's strange behavior during filming of new pirates movie freaked out junior Disney exec
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
When pop stars do "farewell tours," they don't really mean it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Help Farker Out Of Bounds win this contest. Vote for his sports bar
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Faulty parachute saves pilot's life even though it didn't open
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Trying to sneak both a loaded Glock and a concealed hunting knife through MacDill Air Force Base gate checkpoint with cover story of "I want to speak with General Tommy Franks" is probably not a good idea
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Zimbabwe's president now getting paid alot more money for his hard work screwing his country
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(KSCPA)
 
 
 
After 31 years, Farker Farkowski's boss is retiring. Send him off right
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(Naples Daily News)
 
 
 
Drunk naked woman refuses to stop swimming in river. Hilarity ensues
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Wide-eyed rats running frantically through police station after chewing through bags of amphetamines and pot
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(Daily Times)
 
 
 
Footballer says he has demons in his head telling him "have a drink, have a drink." Ones in his crotch considerably more crude
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Everyday bed-and-breakfast hotel becomes "The Sexcroft" on weekends, complete with a play room and naked Twister
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(The Age)
 
 
 
Botox injections now tax deductible
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Germans love Britain for its multicultural society and cultural legacy, whereas Brits love Germany for its beer
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
All Blacks' captain cut from team, replaced by Canterbury hooker
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(Milford Daily News)
 
 
 
Firefighters rescue beer from bar fire
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
When it comes to carrying your wife for beer, Estonia has no equal
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fileswappers who were doing illegal stuff persist in doing illegal stuff despite warnings of legal consequences
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Devil Rays win third game in a row. If they win ten, Lou Pinella will shave his pubes. Twenty buys a Prince Albert
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(The Olympian)
 
 
 
You can't just call a monkey a turkey and say it doesn't need to be in a cage
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
When feeling inadequate, manly men recite "I am gentle and wise, even inside my scrotum"
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(joysmayhem.com)
 
 
 
Tommy Lee to collaborate with Backstreet Boy Nick Carter. Releases obscenity-filled tirade about it on website
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(MLive)
 
 
 
Sixty-one percent of eighth graders say they'd say "no" to sex. Ninety-nine percent have never been asked
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Retailers decide to sell summer clothes during... wait for it... SUMMER
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(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Disputed history of martini fuels slurred debate
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Jennifer Mira, singer/keyboardist for the Nuns (not safe for work)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
A look back at the time: Jimmy Carter had too much Billy Beer and was supposedly attacked by a "killer bunny" while in a rowboat
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scotland hopes for victory in Homeless World Cup, if they can break goalies' habit of bumming cigarettes from referee during match
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Geriatric sex is sudenly sexy and in your face
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Forty percent of Korean teens addicted to Internet porn, gambling and online games. Other 60 percent not trying hard enough
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scotland sex study uncovers lots of violence. Won't someone please think of the sheep?
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop these crazy Canucks after the news of getting the 2010 Olympics
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(CNN)
 
Weeners
 
For the ladies: CNN's latest Male Hotness... Kris Osborn (SFW)
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Hollywood out of ideas, doubles number of boobies this summer
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Newspaper reporter fired for using Caddyshack character, dialogue for golf story
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(RCA records)
 
Video
 
Christina Aguilera writes feminist song, "Can't Hold Me Down." MTV demands video be censored. Judge for yourself
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Special effects in Episode III will include funky 1970s hair styles to match 1976's Episode IV
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(Times Star)
 
 
 
This year's mass-breastfeeding event promises to be even more titillating than last year's
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
NASA begins using creepy-ass robots to help astronauts during spacewalks (with pics)
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Sat July 05, 2003
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Professionally trained thieves steal farmers' asparagus
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
University advises Welsh to write "British" on job applications since no one wants to hire Welshmen
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
That guy who found the Coke bottle in "The Gods Must Be Crazy" dies at, maybe, 59
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Artist aims to make penises as popular as flowers in decorating motifs
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(35wsee.com)
 
 
 
Tip #1: If fireworks don't go off properly, don't stick your face in the can you tried to light them in. Tip #2: Don't try to kill a groundhog with dynamite
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Company plans to generate electricity by burning cows
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(theage.com.au)
 
 
 
Reporter attends her first swingers' party, writes article
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Sims Online is the place to be for mobs and lot of sex
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Former James Bond girl gets ordained as Anglican vicar. Mass has never been so sexy
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(The Wave)
 
 
 
Seanbaby examines celebrity exercise videos. Perfect article for those serious about getting in shape, or for those who want to see Angela Lansbury do pelvic thrusts in a tight, flesh-tone body suit
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Trooper disputes manner in which carrot exited his butt, does not deny he ate it
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(casbar)
 
 
 
Can we please photoshop my boss on his trusty ski for his birthday present?
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(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
"Awesome Baby," horse owned by Dick Vitale and Rick Pitino, wins race
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Schoolyards and neighborhood parks have been transformed over the past two decades in the name of safety and in fear of lawsuits
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Hundreds use email to synchronize spontaneous ballet dancing throughout cities
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Lou Piniella will dye his hair if the Devil Rays win tonight
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(Sky.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
Up to ten people killed in apparent terrorist suicide attack at rock concert in Moscow
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(thestar.co.za)
 
 
 
Principal plays cello naked to raise money for music school
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(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
Beach Party. Summertime gallery featuring sexy retro celebrities posing at the beach (safe for work)
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Patient invents groin injury story so he can wank at nurse
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Police horses enjoy carrots, are confused by camels
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Train groper's balls get stuck in closing train door while fleeing angry victims
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker mjr_nb's friend Mike at WWE RAW
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Lakers nearing deals to sign Karl Malone and Gary Payton
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Assorted non-plastic models (not safe for work)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sunday's hacker challenge could be hoax. Companies scurrying to cover their asses just in case
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(AP)
 
 
 
Islamic Sunnis kill dozens of Islamic Shiites over 7th-century disagreement
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(Fark Party Central)
 
 
 
Cleveland Fark Party, July 12, 2003
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Ranch festivities feature rodeo monkey, talking dog
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Liberian troops fight naked in belief magical warpaint will deflect bullets
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Activists insist 2010 Winter Olympics shouldn't include seal-clubbing event
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(Daily Record)
 
 
 
Thief leaves with less money than he came with after trying to rob store
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(NBC 10, Philly)
 
 
 
Happy 4th of WHOAH FARK LOOK OUT
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Skinny Japanese guy dominates hotdog-eating contest again; Lance (Armstrong) surrenders
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Britain introduces passports for gerbils. Richard Gere couldn't be happier
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(News24)
 
 
 
Woman invited man into her home without noticing he was wearing nothing but whipped cream
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Incans wrote by tying knots in binary code. Ancient Incan porn not much to look at
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember those American flags that were taken down at the French war museum? They were never actually put up in the first place because the British liberated Bayeux, France
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Fri July 04, 2003
(News24)
 
 
 
Man sues after penis-enlargement operation shrunk it and made it triangular
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker's mother dated Harrison Ford in college. Photoshop how her life with him would have gone for the best 60th birthday present ever
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(DeHavilland)
 
 
 
Electrician accidentally repairs £200,000 artwork
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lap dancing on the Constitution
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mets and Yankees make 27,500% profit on "beer" they sell
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(News24)
 
 
 
Elementary school begins fining students for farting in class
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(AP)
 
NewsFlash
 
Barry White unable to get enough of your love, dies at 58
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(Theforce.Net)
 
 
 
Star Wars Kid lands part in Episode 3?
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(Centre Daily Times)
 
 
 
Bullhorn toting preacher sermonized on college campuses against "whores, fornicators and sodomites." Arrested for soliciting sex from 14 year old boy after asking for directions to local strip clubs and adult bookstores
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man with prosthetic leg perishes after taking a leak on a power pole
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Due to Internet, shopping malls are today's drive-ins
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(WGST)
 
 
 
Demi Moore and others: the older woman mystique
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop Lars Ulrich. You know you wanna
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
104-year-old woman refuses to give up the secret of her longevity because then "everyone will know"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The history of Independence Day
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Monkey News. This page is dedicated to news stories about monkeys
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Winter Olympics Sports we'd like to see
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
What will the world look like in 300 years?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Almost everything there is to know about fireworks
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Americans suck at reciting history. But did we give up trying to recite when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
The comedic art of responding to negative (and positive) feedback on eBay
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
It's the 4th of July. If you live in the US, what the hell are you doing inside? Link goes to beer butt chicken recipe
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Nine years in the planning and $230 million later, state computer system crashes on first day
source: heraldtribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
LeBron James will miss summer league Cavs games to attend an ESPN awards show
source: benmaller.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Lawyer and son in trouble for mailing a poisonous snake
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
LA lifeguards say forget the Great White Sharks off the beach, watch out for those deadly vending machines
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(Cincy Post)
 
 
 
Burglar leaves picture of penis behind
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Carson Daly: "I thought I was a nice guy, but I've come to realize I'm just a big douche bag"
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Asshat in SUV does doughnuts on golf course, gets waylaid by sand trap. Par for this hole is about 2 years
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Pointers for oogling other hot women while out on a date
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New audio tape from Saddam released today. For next release, Saddam hoping to collaborate with Mariah Carey... still looking for record deal
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(z933)
 
 
 
DJ Farker living on rooftop to raise money for the homeless this weekend. Donations accepted via paypal
source: z933.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Hubble Space Telescope captures celestial fireworks display 179,000 light years away
source: rednova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jesus now appearing on chimney of building where Virgin Mary appears in window
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ESPN radio crew. Difficulty: Big teeth
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(The Greenville News)
 
 
 
Man uses garden hose to save driver of submurged truck
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Grills emit 225,000 tons of greenhouse gases on July 4
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Qui si memoret sponsione provocatum lagenam ampliorem cervisiae plenam breviori temporis spatio quam quivis alius exhausisse"
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Mother frantically searching for son's missing parrot before someone blames him for 900 calls to 911
source: tennessean.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
One entire country farked thanks to link on Slashdot
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu July 03, 2003
(B3TA)
 
 
 
B3ta's contest: Make a cute image that's even cuter than Hello Kitty
source: b3ta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
When did America get so comfortable with hardcore porn?
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Printer ink cost more that vintage champagne
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
A closer look at McDonald's new breakfast sandwiches, "McGriddles"
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(No Apologies! Press)
 
Boobies
 
Page six of the Porn Banner Showcase now live (not safe for work)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Want to win a hot-dog eating contest? Here are some tips from the experts
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Court rules angry woman has right to leave "crude and offensive" crank phone messages
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(1010 WINS)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani cannot escape the curse of elephant doodie
source: 1010wins.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
Pastor asks for sign from God. God responds by striking church with lightning
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
NY Daily News reporter's car mistakenly suspected to be part of terrorist plot. Cops mistook her for NY Post reporter, thought she came up with name "Jacko"
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
NFL veterans give rookies tips on life in pros. "Don't shoot people" tops list
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Explodey Guy)
 
 
 
Headline screams, "Fireworks accidents can be dangerous." What's the dumbest thing you've done with fireworks? Voting enabled
source: naplesnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Escaped monkey gets munchies, stops in pizzeria and vandalizes women's bathroom despite offers of salad and rolls
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Colorado Avalanche sign Kariya and Selanne. Sources also say a four-year deal with Jesus is imminent
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey won't go to her gynecologist if anyone's in the waiting room
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman hopes her gallstones pass into Guinness Book of Records
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop a Do Not [whatever] registry logo
source: donotcall.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Naked protestors attract national media, wood
source: icsurreyonline.icnetwork.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ice-cream man asked to quiet down. David Lee Roth denies involvement
source: eagletribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sharon Stone and her husband to separate, like her legs in a movie
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Naked German goes for a stroll
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(clickondetroit)
 
 
 
Family uncovers body during landscaping project
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(Newsday)
 
NewsFlash
 
Automatic weapon and "suspicious device" found in returned rental car at La Guardia
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC 4)
 
 
 
Five drunks kidnap, beat guy for allegedly stealing their keg. It was right outside; never left
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Lawyers say breathalyzers may be discriminating against women because of differences in blood volume and fat. Equality surrenders
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(Evening News 24)
 
 
 
Man banned from every pub in county decides to move to neighboring county
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(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
More than eight percent of Londoners say "take me home" to cabbies, only to forget their address
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Drummers will attempt to top world record for fastest drumming, currently at 1,138 BPM
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Mastermind of Riyadh bombings "kills himself." In other news, say hello to Saudi justice
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Express escalators not a big hit with fans at Coors Stadium
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(Empire)
 
 
 
Drew Barrymore sets fire to her ass, long queue forms to help beat out the flames
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
What was thought to be a dead whale turns out to be a 41-foot, 29,000-pound giant squid that washed up on a beach in Chile. This is the second one in 107 years
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man sells "world's largest" french fry on eBay; dispute begins over whether it's really the largest
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(Lincs Echo)
 
 
 
Man who dresses as fictional character to raise money for charity receives cease-and-desist notice from copyright holder
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(BrokenNewz)
 
 
 
Photoshop (left to right) Vedman, Texasaurus and The_Entopy_Kid from the Texas Fark Party
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Beer for the Homeless insists they're not socially irresponsible
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Teen accidentally shoots self in butt while sitting down to eat at mall foodcourt
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(des moines register)
 
 
 
Woman invites couple into her home, didn't happen to notice the man was wearing nothing but whipped cream (second story)
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(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Spy told British of Washington's plans to cross the Delaware but they didn't listen
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(AP)
 
 
 
Farmer wishes aliens would leave his damn wheat alone
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Illegal, immoral and certainly ill-advised, but your body is worth $45 million
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
It's (allegedly) Jewel wearing nothing but a thong (not safe for work)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker mistervague combining his favorite hobbies: Drinking outdoors and balancing on things
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite prank to pull on telemarketers? Voting enabled
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Wed July 02, 2003
(AP)
 
 
 
Bowling alley giving away free games if you bring in 10 dead mosquitoes
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Reflective strips used to protect camels (with pic)
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Twenty percent of Canada interested in being naked all the time but not sure where or how to do it
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hackers plan weekend contest. Pizza Hut puts extra shifts on standby
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(kark)
 
 
 
Arkansas man wakes after 19-year coma
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
From the land of the rising sun, among other things rising, Rie Amano (not safe for work)
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(Red Deer Advocate)
 
 
 
Albertans celebrate Canada Day by seeing who can throw buffalo dung furthest
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
In a valiant fight to keep up with America, Japan unveils its own crashing space shuttle
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(VNUnet)
 
 
 
New spam laws will actually make spamming far worse, weeners larger
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(TechTV)
 
 
 
Photoshop Martin Sargent from TechTV's Unscrewed. You can also email your picture to TechTV, your entry may get on the show
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(KDKA Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Latest highway spill: Raw chicken, turkey and cattle remains (with pics)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chilean Blob pictures now available
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Twisted Sister won't swear when they play the Meadowlands State Fair
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Man meets woman in night club, takes her home, wakes up missing $34,000 in Rolexes and jewelry
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Doritos-crushing bear punks out campers
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Businessman offering $7/hour to walk around with a sticker on your forehead
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Hormel files suit against software company for damaging the good name of Spam
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
NASA-created clouds garner dozens of UFO reports from terrified morons (with pics)
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Cities filling in deep ends of public pools. Soon we will live our lives in padded cocoons, safe from all harm
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(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
White Sox player who has his number tattooed to his body is forced to change numbers after Roberto Alomar trade
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(Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
PETA protests over treatment of fiberglass elephant
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(Tennessean)
 
 
 
CMT shows first country music video with nudity. Air times today for video included
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Robber hits same store eight times; only steals Hennessy Cognac
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Germans are bunch of lazy people who spend half their lives on strike or planning their next vacation.
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(mainguyen.net)
 
Boobies
 
Vietnamese cutie Mai Nguyen (probably not safe for work)
source: mainguyen.net
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Incredibly lonely asshat calls 911 over 900 times, blames it on pet bird
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
eBay-scam artist back in jail after running another eBay scam to raise the money to pay court-ordered restitution from his first eBay-scam conviction
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
President Bush starts 4th of July celebrations early with "Operation Add Fuel To Fire"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
AOL execs spent like crazy on strip joints, hookers and drugs during company's go-go years
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(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Vancouver chosen as 2010 Winter Olympics site. "Freezing your ass off" added to list of medal events
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(wbbm780.com)
 
 
 
Bad: Making homemade fireworks with matchheads and copper pipe. Worse: Using metal hammer to crimp edges of firework
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Man robs bank, has to go back in to get a coat hanger to unlock his getaway car
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Government defends law allowing police to eavesdrop on conversations in private homes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lexington, KY bans smoking in public places. In other news, Reuters declares Lexington to be the new capital of Kentucky
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Monkey investor is up 17 percent against S&P 500, recommends diversifying into banana futures and poo
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this marine saluting First Dog Spot as he hops off Marine One
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Part of Athens' bid for hosting Olympics is stipulation that they will increase the number of active brothels to keep up with increased demand for Olympic-quality hookers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man cracks from repeated calls, begins calling telemarketer every five minutes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Laura Bush posts info about surprise birthday party for President Bush during an Internet chat session. "Shhh, it's a secret" she says to America
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(BBC)
 
 
 
U.S. planning to build hypersonic bomber that can strike anywhere in the world within two hours
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gallery of aerial views of L.A. traffic accidents
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Woman so afraid of the violence in her North Philadelphia neighborhood that she made her three boys ride bikes and play football inside the house -- breaking six televisions in four years
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
School sets up cameras in locker room, doesn't change factory default password on computer storing images. Lawsuit ensues
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Teen battling ants with gasoline burned after forgetting to factor in wind shift
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(B.o.B.)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker Beast of Bourbon's inert buddy, John, at campsite
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(WFLS93)
 
 
 
It's not clear how serious gunshot wounds to boy's penis are, but let's face facts: He was shot in the penis
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(Daily Times)
 
 
 
Man cures himself of drug addiction by repeatedly stinging himself with bee stings. Hitting yourself in face with shovel reportedly also works and is less painful
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Only you and 600 goats can prevent forest fires
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Military develops system to track every car in a city in real time. Says "It can't be used for civilian purposes." In other news, several months ago, military touts applications for civilian purposes
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(retroCrush)
 
 
 
King Kong turns 70. A look at the censored scenes from the original print
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(theage.com)
 
 
 
Huge gelatinous school-bus-sized whatchamacallit washes ashore in Chile, baffles the crap out of biologists
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Tue July 01, 2003
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
U.S. National Park Service selling chunks of Alcatraz instead of paying to have it hauled off
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(The New Orleans Channel)
 
 
 
Computer company unveils laptop computer that runs on methanol. Order now and get a free hose for syphoning from co-workers
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Review of Ann Coulter's book, this time not by a communist
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The "it's giving me the middle-finger" Johnny Cash
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(Rapid City Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop a graph of recent natural-gas prices
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Do-not-call registry causing layoffs of telmarketers. Public sympathy level: Nil
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bag of pot found in bag of chips
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(Fosters)
 
 
 
When trying to electrocute someone in a bathtub, make sure you don't have electrocution-proof circuits
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(wews.com)
 
 
 
Man sues Wal-Mart for mental anguish after being hit with "eight or nine dog bowls on the neck and the shoulder"
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(Ozy)
 
 
 
Venture capitalists are hiring back the same idiots to run their new Internet startups that ran them into the ground the first time
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Most overrated athletes of all time, part two
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Burglars break into apartment, try to force 13 residents into bathroom. Hilarity ensues
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(Town Talk)
 
 
 
"Will Work for Sex" and "Honk for Big Boobs" among signs that land women in jail
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(stltoday.com)
 
 
 
Man walking along bank of Missouri River sinks up to his ass in mud, spends several hours screaming "Hey, man..." before being discovered
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(Alameda Times Star)
 
 
 
Shenanigans called on use of Los Alamos Lab's credit card to buy Ford Mustang
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Iraqi looters loot ammo dump; blow selves up
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
German man uses recorded barking to provoke a neighbor's dog to respond so he could report the animal for disturbing the peace
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Web firms choose profit over privacy
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(KPOM)
 
 
 
Congress wants to make Tom Ridge eighth in line to succeed the president
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Singapore gives its first five-star toilet rating. "I am looking very forward to experiencing this toilet myself so I can walk out of the toilet feeling happy"
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Glass house not selling for $12 million, owners threaten to throw stones
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Weather report censored because it forecasted a 70-percent chance of erections
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Majesty of watching whales hump is only eclipsed by eating them
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mac n' Cheese and Oreo maker Kraft to cut portion sizes due to parents refusing to regulate their children's diets
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fifty-two percent of Americans believe there's evidence that links Saddam and Al Qaeda
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Pig gives birth to 27 piglets. Dinner is served
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gates of hell set to swing open as Mariah Carey announces cover of Def Leppard song
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rumsfeld says don't call Iraq a "quagmire," because calling Iraq quagmire makes Rummy angry, you no like Rummy when he angry. ARRRRGGHHH! Rummy smash puny liberal press!
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Air marshals handcuff Northwest Airlines passengers for praying on flight
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Russians have urge to drink themselves drunk whenever they see UFOs. Also whenever they see trees, dirt and each other
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Florida's investigation into nude children's camps finds them harmless
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Richest residents of Hamptons want to secede and create new village
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(Twincities)
 
 
 
The likes of Ann Coulter, Bill O'Reilly and Al Franken have brought public debate in America to a new low
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
UPS guys' outfits reveal their buns more, thanks to Legally Blonde
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Coal miner explains why the hell he severed own arm before rescue crews arrived
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Freedom of speech protected when telling your former co-workers that the boss sucks
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Man converts toaster into computer. Best feature: When it crashes, it burns your house down
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(NBC4)
 
 
 
Meter maids: We were told not to ticket wealthy areas
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Performance artist tries on clothes in store while wearing only bra and panties. Apparently customers in the shop aren't fans of the arts
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Mayor of Minneapolis urges citizens to "get funky"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"You were a child of the millenium if..." -- what will be the cultural legacy of today's era in 20 years time? Voting enabled
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Review of Ann Coulter's new book, Treason: "The hard right finally dumbs out"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
French remove America from D-Day memorial
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(NRO)
 
 
 
67.5 percent of violent felons are rearrested within three years
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(Paralympics)
 
 
 
Ad featuring fat-assed woman sitting bare-assed on photocopier declared art
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sex at 60 mph is lawful conduct in Germany, just don't crash into any road signs
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Learn how to throw playing cards like a badass ninja
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(OA News)
 
 
 
Cops unsure why woman involved in barbed wire accident was naked
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(Barns Galore)
 
 
 
Ohio is celebrating its bicentennial by painting lame-ass logo on barns. Help us design something better. Link goes to actual taxpayer-funded barn
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(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
Oscar-winner Jennifer Connolly and her Incredible Hulks (not safe for work)
source: newsfilter.org
 
(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Llamas playing crucial role in homeland security
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Sixteen-year-old becomes Britain's youngest lottery winner. Plans to buy new name for her hometown, Cockermouth
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Wildlife officers capture small bear strolling around downtown Atlanta
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(TPC)
 
 
 
Scientists prove that "opposites attract" is crap
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Eight percent of Americans are so afraid of getting germs from public toilets, they flush the handle with their feet
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New book reveals JFK, Jr's wife was cocaine addict, obsessed with ex-boyfriend and flew into violent rages against husband
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Networked anti-tank mines that can jump 30 meters
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Christina Aguilera's latest video too raunchy even for MTV. Apparently MTV has a standards department
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(CNN)
 
 
 
July 1 marks law-passing blitz. Some good, some not
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Lance Armstrong sponsored by Comcast, a cable company which does not carry the channel televising the Tour de France
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(Coast to Coast AM)
 
 
 
The "it's giving me the middle-finger" tree
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man told he's too dead to be hired
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Advocacy groups complaining that beer commercials are showing too many hot women and people having a good time
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sean Connery tops bad-film accent poll
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Court rules bloggers can't be sued for libel
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(Astronomy Picture of the Day)
 
 
 
The "it's giving me the middle-finger" nebula
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Rescue crews upset because people use mobile phones after seriously injuring themselves
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Male infertility can be passed on to children. Think about it
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Funnyman Buddy Hackett dies; Hepburn-Hackett-Hope trifecta goes off as 3-to-1 favorite
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(adamsandler.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop Adam Sandler about to get married
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
David Copperfield will shrink himself to size of Mini-Me on Leno. Claudia Schiffer thought he already had
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Kids imitate Disney, flush pets down toilet
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Mon June 30, 2003
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Splatometers" to tally bug numbers
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Speaking Mandarin uses more brainpower than speaking English, but eating Chinese uses less colon than eating Taco Bell
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(Statesman)
 
 
 
Inmate gets additional 50 years for throwing poop at guard
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(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Anti-virus companies now selling sponsorships for viruses
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Woman discovers garden snails love beer
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(Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Sewage plant offering free picnics
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker nrfritze's social-studies teacher demonstrating gun safety
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Car-crash survivor dies in rescue-plane crash
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(Wausau Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Man counting on his seven-inch French fry to make at least $1 million on eBay
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Medical phenomenon: Pakistani boy has two livers
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E.T., The Extra-Terrestrial, was a huge supporter of the Special Olympics?
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Kids loving and humping earlier than ever before
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Samurai sword attack kills two people at Albertsons
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Car thief locks himself in car. Hilarity ensues
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519 guitarists set world record for the most people playing together for the longest amount of time (with pics, video)
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Man possesses world's only pair of classically trained Shakespearean testicles
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Cops follow poop stains leading to suspected burglar
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Foul smell from garage leads police to 1000 mice kept in homemade cages
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Blunder leaves woman awake during surgery
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Elvis Pizza offers free delivery from overweight man with sideburns, sunglasses. Camel toe not required
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National Blonde Day is here. Most blondes forget. Hairdressers prepare cauldrons of peroxide for the fake blondes
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Movie juice on The Hulk: "Could there possibly be a dumber subject for a movie?"
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Few things are more threatening than two naked men with an axe
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Photoshop other unlikely pay-per-view specials. Link goes to inspiration
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(aimeebryant.com)
 
Boobies
 
Safe-for-work photos of Aimee Bryant. What a way to start a Monday
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Prince Charles does not live like a king. Though he does have someone to squeeze his toothpaste for him
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Judges get medieval on streakers' asses
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New Strong Bad email
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Jim Carrey run over at last. The Sun is there
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
How to keep your child from becoming a couch potato
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First gravitational wave detector to be inaugurated July 23
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Is Jaime Pressly the hottest woman living? Decide by looking through these five galleries. Unfortunately, only one pic is NSFW
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
California fined $62 million for giving food stamps to rich folks. Dr. Evil surrenders
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Pacific island gets free Internet from coconut trees. The Professor and Gilligan now working on cars made from bamboo
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ten ways to spice up soccer. Sadly, more boobies was only #2 on the list
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Photoshop this useful sign
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VH1 list: You're an 80s child if...
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Corporate Mofo promotes the Gay Agenda
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(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin invites Steven Seagal, Gina Lollobrigida to chit-chat during Moscow International Film Festival
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Teen throws glove, pushes umpire over bad call in baseball game. Hilarity ensues
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