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Sun June 29, 2003
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Two hundred virgins take on Las Vegas to promote abstinence; hilarity ensues
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Musically inclined son is turning 14. Would like him to see his musical possibilities through a Fark Photoshop as a birthday present
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(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
"Eminem of the East" hopes Asian kids will buy his rap
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Katharine Hepburn dies at 96. CNN's "obit hold" folder a little bit lighter tonight
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(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
16th annual Co-ed Mud Volleyball Tourney is July 19
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Memphis zoo adds panda webcam, as if the critters don't have enough performance anxiety as it is
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Dangerous" Daunish Day, the Terry Tate of College. WOOOO...
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(Sarasota Herald-Tribune)
 
 
 
Millionaire builds house next to outdoors music venue, has music shut down due to unwanted reggae invading his house
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gymnastics for boys really cool. No, really. Seriously. I'm not kidding
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(RottenTomatos.com)
 
 
 
Post some of the worst movies of all time. Link goes to list of movies rated as "zero percent" by RottenTomatos.com
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Casino under fire for using surveillance cameras to capture humurous incidents on gaming floor (w/video)
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(Pioneer Press)
 
 
 
National Geographic manages to get a armored camera inside a tornado, but the twister was still camera shy
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(metro.co.uk)
 
 
 
Police baffled when speed camera captures bare ass doing twice the speed limit
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Playboy launches new ad campaign. Mail-order bunnies still no dice
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(RAF Museum)
 
 
 
Messerschmitts. A whole mess of Messerschmitts
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
NASA invites man who hasn't eaten in eight years to show them how he does it
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(Rutgers)
 
 
 
College sports are ruining academic institutions
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man selling fake bronze paid in counterfeit bills. Jailarity ensues on both sides
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(toledoblade.com)
 
 
 
Cedar Point's new 120-mph coaster might just shut down if the bugs can't be worked out
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(Daily InterLake)
 
 
 
Two teenagers hit woman in the leg with father's machine gun
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Kanata NoMori: 32 pics, hentai, NSFW
source: easythumbs.com
 
(Some Viggophile)
 
 
 
Does FARK need a new topic type to delineate between weener links with full-on nudity and without? (Link to gallery of exemplary male specimen Viggo Mortensen)
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(Some Shelly fan)
 
Boobies
 
The lovely Shelly. No last name needed. (Not safe for work)
source: divxfile.com
 
(Folding@Home)
 
 
 
The Fark Folding@Home team is falling behind. Join team 2233 and help reach the top 200
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(BBC)
 
Weeners
 
Poster from final Lord of the Rings released
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop an ad for the cure of a disease, illness or any other annoyance
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Police are looking for four young males, last seen in ninja masks attacking someone with a machete
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Xbox hackers attempt to blackmail Microsoft
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(AP)
 
 
 
Japanese hot-dog champ devours opponents
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dennis Miller sells out to the Bush/Cheney 2004 re-election campaign
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(BostonHerald.com)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger to run for governor of California. State of California converted to weight room
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Small-time band to pull publicity stunt. Metallica fans outraged. (Just wait till Metallica hears about it...)
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Cows on Parade Atlanta -- udderly divine bovines
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Students protest beer company advertising. In other news, there is apparently a Beer Institute in Washington
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Foo Fighters spank each other in drag. Even MTV has some standards -- not that they even play music anymore
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Turns out zombie movies are actually social commentary on conformity. So let's all go watch
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hydrologists successfully unconstipate 800-year-old river
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(CBS.com)
 
 
 
David Letterman's "Top Ten Things The Iraqi Information Minister Has Admitted Since Being Captured"
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
The annual shopping guide to spinners, fountains and things that can blow off your fingers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
LedZeppelin rocks
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(Car Talk)
 
 
 
Top 10 gay and lesbian cars
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Rapper DMX arrested for swearing at a concert
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who's the next incredibly mediocre (but slightly hot) tennis star?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Charges dropped in scrotum-biting case (not safe for men)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Catproof your computer
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Jacksonville.com wants you to photoshop this race car
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Sat June 28, 2003
(BBC)
 
 
 
Gnomes invade Lincolnshire village. Sadly, Drew's gnome was not involved. Still missing
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Asshat complains not enough minorities on baseball team
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(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Metallica has a video game coming out soon for "St. Anger"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Unlikely TV dinners
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(Some Woman)
 
Weeners
 
Hot male models (safe for work unfortunately)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The latest score between The Arabs vs. The Jews
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(Some Games)
 
 
 
Boatload of time-wasting games for your pleasure
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Noise police to patrol Singapore libraries
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(Some Shiek)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia's embassy explains human rights to the West. Not all bad, though: Lawyers aren't a necessary part of judicial system
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(Start Tribune)
 
 
 
Kickball making a comeback
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Top 10 most-overrated sports stars
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(via SA Forum)
 
 
 
The Salt Maze of Pain: Can a slug make it out alive?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker interested in laser correction of eyesight, but nervous about the procedure. Wants some advice from people who've had the treatment
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Samuel Jackson spills the beans about Episode III (spoilers)
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(ny1.com)
 
 
 
Take one part "Jackass," two parts "Iron Chef" and about 18 parts insanity, and you have the recipe for "Most Extreme Elimination Challenge"
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(tnt.tv)
 
 
 
Christopher Walken in Caesar, tonight at 8:00 Eastern on TNT
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
16
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(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
Nevada brothels could finance schools
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Days of cyberslacking in the office may be numbered
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(Mirror)
 
 
 
Comical Ali to write book for infidels
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Brothers Chaps of homestarrunner.com
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Collapsing goalposts claim two victims
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Cat with arrow stuck straight through its forehead discovered in Tokyo park (w/pic) (not safe for cat lovers)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Corvette caravan convoy careens courageously; Kentucky conspicuously concerned
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"Burglar Caught in Restaurant Chimney" story takes bizarre twist after police, firefighters scuffle at crime scene
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Soon your car could run on mutton
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop these protesting farmers
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Postmen refuse deliveries to house where ferocious cat continually ambushes them
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(sbsun.com)
 
 
 
Man burns himself, entire house down while attempting to barbecue
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(spacedaily.com)
 
 
 
Berkeley physicist challenges speed-of-gravity claims. Speed is now one tequila, two tequila, floor
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Aussie top supercomputer; nicknamed "Bruce"
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(app.com)
 
 
 
Schools in East Orange, NJ weren't working. Now all students get 95 more days worth of classes. Summer vacation surrenders
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(ic Wales)
 
 
 
Welsh scientists find new species of cobra in zoo. They're always in the last place you look
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(Grand Island Independent)
 
 
 
New, bigger 18.75-inch circumference, 7-inch diameter hailstone found in Nebraska; breaks previous, almost week-long record
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Woman fights off black bear: "...I wasn't about to let my son see this bear eating his mom's carcass."
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(Rapid City Journal)
 
 
 
When riding in a rodeo, having "natural cow" in your genes in essential
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Senator wants to crack down on lewd radio broadcasts. Ninety percent of radio to be gone if he gets his way
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Shriner giving Pooh a quick spin around town
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Fri June 27, 2003
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
French helicopter nearly shot down after air traffic controller enters "Al-qaeda" for copter radar image
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
North pole of Mars is honeycombed with frozen water. Who'da guessed that huge white polar cap was actually ice?
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(Some Professor)
 
 
 
Mr. Fusion comes one step closer to reality. Flux capacitor still waiting.
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(bilt.com)
 
Boobies
 
In protest of new EU ban on nudity, largest German newspaper puts boobies on front page (not safe for work)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Red Sox trying to tie the 17-run record for one inning. Marlins wondering, "What happened to the old 10-run rule?"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian sailors disciplined for, among other things, sticking rolled-up paper in their butts and setting it on fire
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Chicken launched on balloons now up for adoption (with pic, video)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Canadian customs officials on high alert as man caught smuggling contraband pigeons across border under his shirt may signal rise in possible terrorist activities
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Investment firm that bilked clients for $100 million really had only one employee who spent most of his time playing computer games
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(Ozy)
 
 
 
God tells Jesus to set fire to 12 San Antonio churches with his sock of flaming righteousness
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(The Age)
 
 
 
Japan not happy Parliament member said rapists are "normal"
source: theage.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NCAA won't allow college basketball players to play in a 3-on-3 tournament because they might win the lucrative prize of... a t-shirt
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New study shows long-term pot usage does not cause brain damage. Related Cheetos consumption study results still pending
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
Video
 
Video from fatal Toughman fight shows woman really got her ass kicked
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Grant Hill will play next year at the same level he's played before," states his father before a long draw on his crack pipe
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(denverpost.com)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby mandrill born w/pic
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Most Norwegians die on Mondays because of all the booze they drink over the weekend
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner watching "Robber Trapped in Chimney" video gets call from cops about robber trapped in his chimney
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark Desktop Competition: Post your desktops (voting enabled)
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(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
NBA player injured when his pager struck him in the eye
source: benmaller.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NewsHax)
 
 
 
America cheers for Beckham to win another Wimbledon
source: newshax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
SA's Photoshop Phriday: Making "The Far Side" come to life
source: somethingawful.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Naples News)
 
 
 
Naked burglar insists being stoned will get him off on burglary charges
source: naplesnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Burglar caught wearing pink nightie and with genitals smeared in blue ink
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(Internal Memos)
 
 
 
Customer: "Your diet bar works great. It made me so nauseous I couldn't eat anything"
source: internalmemos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you recently ate at an Alhambra, CA Taco Bell, you might be experiencing more than just bad gas
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Yahoo anti-spam software blocks confirmation emails from www.donotcall.gov
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
She may have made a few crappy movies, but she's still nice to look at. Estella Warren (not safe for work)
 
(Discover Magazine)
 
 
 
Professor of gynecology claims Stonehenge is giant representation of vulva. Of course, there's a chance he just has a one-track mind
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Play which included oral sex went off without a hitch last night in front of a flaccid crowd of 35 people. From the sfw pic of the performers, nothing to see here, move along
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Man arrested for protesting incorrect spelling of vegetables, like "korn"
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Inquire)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart's DVD service recommends Nightmare on Elm Street for customers purchasing Best of the Muppets
source: theinquirer.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lincs Echo)
 
 
 
People will say anything to get rid of their unwanted pets
source: thisislincolnshire.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Another NASA spacecraft destroyed during flight
source: rednova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WDP)
 
 
 
Museum laser game which replicates D-Day offends Germans
source: thisisgloucestershire.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
National do-not-call list open for business. Link is to Yahoo story; actual do-not-call list is already Farked
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(eircom.net)
 
 
 
91-year-old man missing for five days found in cornfield, all he wants now is a "hot sausage sandwich"
source: home.eircom.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Whale heads back to sea after swimming up Seattle river. Must've taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man chains his roommate to wall because he didn't pay his rent
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this still from "From Justin to Kelly" (eyeclawing optional)
source: fromjustintokelly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Doctor takes medical leave to become Mighty Morphine Power Ranger
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Researchers rushing to create battlefield robots that can assist humans in combat
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
When sunbathing nude at the beach, don't sit in the sand
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Herald and News)
 
 
 
Man in his underwear drops in on downstairs neighbor
source: heraldandnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(India Times)
 
 
 
Testing shows up to 45 percent of bottled water in India is undrinkable
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(AP)
 
 
 
Man who built castle, lighthouse, replica of Columbus' ship in his spare time admits that his hobby "got out of hand"
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Indianapolis Fark Party, August 8
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(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Cast of Battlestar Galactica remake to have sex changes. In particular, Starbuck is a girl
source: scifi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Palestinians and Israelis report progress on talks over Gaza. Pigs prepare to fly out our collective butts
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sony)
 
 
 
Star Wars Galaxies: 50K+ copies sold. Players online: Zero
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(WKYC)
 
 
 
Optimus Prime returns home from military duty in the Gulf
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Jamaal Magloire of the New Orleans Hornets flashing
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Native American tribal-style triathlon held
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Illinois: "Please don't pronounce the S" -- and 49 other lesser-known state mottos
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Police planning unprecedented crackdown on drunk driving nationally
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(FHM (US))
 
Boobies
 
FHM's Pierce Triplets -- three hot girls, one bizarre interview (SFW)
source: fhmus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu June 26, 2003
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Strom Thurmond dead at 100
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Water cops surprised to see 40mm big-ass gun mounted on bow of pleasure boat
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Mugshots of the dumbass who tried to rob a pharmacy with his finger
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Scientists discover new type of lightning
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Sewage seeping into the drinking water illegally, you say? No problem -- we'll just make it legal
source: news.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(DSL Reports)
 
 
 
Half a million geeks try to download the same 20 megabyte file for Star Wars: Galaxies at the same time. Hilarity ensues
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Happy Happy. Joy Joy. New episodes of Ren & Stimpy start tonight on TNN/SPIKE/BET's bitch
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
HIV antibody found in a patient, could result in HIV vaccine
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New beans will have 95 percent of the fart-triggering compound removed. Mexico surrenders
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Study shows men have biological clocks, too
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Photoshop a baby grabbing Bush's nose
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Banning drivers from using cellphones doesn't reduce accidents
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man having sex in car accidentally calls wife on cell phone; wife hears friend climax with "I love you"; later attacks husband with axe
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Young Boys' Wankdorf erection woe
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
$450,000 necklace Eminem gave to fan is a fake. The Sun is there
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Iraqi Information Minister back on TV soon. Infidels everywhere rejoice
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
What is the best stadium/rock anthem? Link goes to ESPN's selections (voting enabled)
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(700 Club)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson's 700 Club says rain, tornados due to U.S. peacemaking efforts in Middle East
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cameroon/Man City midfielder Marc-Vivien Foe drops dead during Confederations Cup semi-final
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(AP)
 
 
 
Chicken strapped to 100 helium balloons is rescued from entangled power lines. Apparently, this means it's ready for a relationship
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman set to ride motorcycle up Mount Everest this summer
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scottish couple cover TV in tin foil to prevent detection from inspectors -- surprisingly, it doesn't work.
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man flying biplane calls wife on cellphone to tell her he's stuck in a tree (with photo)
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
College student sends email to 31,000 students canceling classes because of "Green Beer Day"
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Two men who fought over Bonds' baseball finish ordeal with nothing. Nada. Zilch
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(News24)
 
 
 
Woman senses "something was amiss," goes to police after local witch doctor has sex with her to get rid of her evil spirits
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(Y100 Radio)
 
Boobies
 
Vote for Philly's Hottest Teacher (possibly not safe for work?)
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Suspect in windshield murder found guilty
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Officials want Senate candidate to quit race because he entered a nude photo contest. "If people want to know about it, they should know I won the contest"
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Man uses the old "finger in pocket" trick during holdup, forgets the pocket part
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(al.com)
 
 
 
Patient's "face ignited" in surgery
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Registration for nationwide do-not-call list to block telemarketers begins in days
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
School construction workers caught doing everything except actually working while on the clock
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Modern art used to torture Spanish prison inmates
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(WVGov.org)
 
 
 
It's that time yet again. Photoshop a quarter for West Virginia
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(DFW.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
U.S. Supreme Court overturns Texas sodomy law that prohibited consensual sex by same-sex partners
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(AP)
 
 
 
New airport screening systems have X-ray vision, easily see through clothing (SFW probably, it's AP after all)
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
The Ninja Turtles used to battle with a talking brain named Krang. Read his origin, and learn how to make your very own alien brain monster
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
As much as you think art sucks, throwing urine on it won't change anything
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
British "football" star plays American football, admits "it's a lot harder" than he thought
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australians agree that putting up plastic barriers not a great way to prevent terrorism
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Some farker's wife and friends kept him up way too late last night. Help him photoshop revenge
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Attorneys for D.C. sniper Malvo switch to "he was brainwashed" strategy midstream
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Site selling "FAUX News" t-shirts threatened by lawsuit by Fox News even though a third of every page on the site is a disclaimer stating it is a parody
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Winning $4.3 million in lottery completely destroys man's life
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(Austin Gaming Expo)
 
 
 
Get together with other Austin, Texas Farkers on Saturday, July 26th at the Austin Gaming Expo. Beers to follow, if not during
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japanese beer technicians develop self-cooling keg. Existence of Yatta finally justified
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Wed June 25, 2003
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In a move to try to become even less popular and out of touch with consumers, the RIAA says it will now start suing everybody
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(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Despite the best efforts of two Varmint Unattractivators, squirrel fries itself and cuts power to 15,000
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(Yahoo)
 
Boobies
 
Nikki Ziering and Angie Everhart will quarterback two teams of models in custom lingerie in a tackle football game during the 2004 Super Bowl halftime (sfw, with pic)
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(UGO)
 
 
 
The top 11 films featuring animals that eat people
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eminem pokes fun at Michael Jackson. Both wish they were still black
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Terror alert may be raised for July 4th weekend. Or it may be raised just for the fun of it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FBI nabs "Hulk" pirate, who will be forced to watch movie repeatedly for three years
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(AP)
 
 
 
Officer given maximum sentence after FBI surveillance tapes find him singing about his crime
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(The Yankees Board)
 
 
 
Farker LordKaT and his group of Yankee fans went to a rain-out on Thursday. Photoshop them and cheer them up -- or crush their egos like ants
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dodgers get $500 repair bill from Giants for broken phone
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Princess Diana returns as a mutant superhero in Marvel's comic book, "X-Statix." Episode entitled "Di Another Day"
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(Kentucky Post)
 
 
 
City bans people from owning wild or exotic pets in hysterical overreaction to recent disease outbreaks
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Man says he didn't notice his sandwich was covered in human blood until he ate the whole thing
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Scariest mugshot ever
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Unfazed by being covered up earlier, the Virgin Mary moves from hospital window to chimney
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(People News)
 
 
 
Claudia Schiffer calls ghostbusters to rid her home of a nun
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists say tea-bagging doesn't provide the best results
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man busted for filming upskirts via camera on shoe at car show -- aroused suspicion by paying more attention to women than to the cars
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
J-Lo's bathroom fetish: Must have private bathroom wherever she goes -- even her flavor of the day can't use it
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(Omaha World-Herald)
 
 
 
Iowa Senator Tom Harkin uses the "Do you know who I am" gag to cut in line at Reagan National Airport. Feels bad that other non-Senators had to wait
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Bra-wearing man busted after he flashes his breasts at woman
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man survives nine-story plunge down manhole
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Eminem covers his hotel room with tinfoil to prevent his cellphone calls from being scanned
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(Lansing State Journal)
 
 
 
Michigan friend of the court learns they are forcing sole-custody father to pay child support because one of their wives read the article
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently Israel didn't get the memo about the cease-fire
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(DPRK)
 
 
 
Poetry contest for Kim Il Sung. Win a free DPRK thing. Voting enabled
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(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Man receives multiple bites from Brown Recluse spider, apparently only owns one pair of socks
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(Lansing State Journal)
 
 
 
Michigan man has sole custody of daughter. Friend of the court still demands he pay child support
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Former nun wins $1.5 million on slot machine
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(Independent)
 
 
 
American media are a bunch of bloody wankers
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Army gets OK to use 15,000 kangaroos as target practice
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(Enid (OK) News & Eagle)
 
 
 
When huffing paint fumes, do not also smoke a cigarette
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Hot Norwegian summer job: Catching cow poo before it hits the ground
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(Gainesville Times)
 
 
 
Florida man charged with aggravated battery also faces "terroristic acts" charge for launching real-estate sign of mass destruction at local teen
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
EU looking to ban publication of Page Three boobies
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New Zealand legalizes brothels. Sheep couldn't be happier
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Woman can't choose between boyfriend and jealous pig
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farkette Mockingbird's husband and co-workers in nrrd regalia
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(AP)
 
NewsFlash
 
Hell has frozen over: Three terrorists groups agree to stop attacking Israelis for three months
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Authority says it has no power to award compensation for man's distress over lack of nude dancers
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
NASA spacecraft gets close-up photo of Mars' ugly-ass moon, Phobos
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently Congress must pass a law to stop politicians from stealing furniture, paintings and other historic objects from U.S. Capitol
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
South Korean military gets last laugh on conscripts who abuse "ugly-ass tattoo" exemption
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Cardboard-gun guy gets into gunfight with cops. Guess who won?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Part of the reason Osama bin Laden might be able to hide out in Pakistan is because the government hasn't been to some areas in more than 100 years
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Zippo lighter tricks are all the rage
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If you live near Kingman, AZ and are missing your penis, the water treatment plant may have it
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman drowns after leaping into river to rescue dog. Dog swims ashore unaided
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
U.S. authorities in Iraq change name of new Iraqi army after discovering it created acronym for fornication
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(Expatica)
 
 
 
Euro banknotes in Germany have as much cocaine on them as U.S. dollars
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Avril Lavigne moons crowd at MuchMusic Video Awards. The Sun is there. Somewhat not safe for work
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Hindu seer trying to levitate
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Father and daughter, who swam five hours after ship sank, left shore because father believed a poisonous gas attack was underway
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(9news.com)
 
 
 
Keeping in line with large businesses and other government departments, the Transportation Security Administration is blaming long airport wait times on the passengers, not on recent layoffs of baggage screeners
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(some girl)
 
Boobies
 
Angela Taylor: Sure they aren't real, but they're spectacular (not safe for work)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Pharmacists start $750,000 ad campaign to deter people from buying prescription drugs for half price by faxing prescriptions to Canada
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(Liberty University)
 
 
 
Liberty University's Male Dress Code (with pics)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today marks the 40th anniversary of JFK's famous "I am a jelly-filled doughnut" speech in Berlin. Coincidentally, this article appears to have been written for the 60th anniversary...
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(Universal)
 
 
 
Meet Juemilia, Japan's answer to Tatu (SFW)
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(KFOR)
 
 
 
Dog born without front legs learns to walk like a human. Still waiting for disability check so he can lounge around on couch all day and drink beer while watching Springer (with pic and video)
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(9news.com)
 
 
 
Man named Nimroid found naked in house of two women
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Analysis of Playboy leads scientists to correlation between market conditions and centerfolds' figures
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
PETA tells Jason Alexander KFC is bad; Alexander freaks out, makes demands of KFC; KFC drops Alexander
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
ACC agrees to expand by two teams. Duke and UNC prevented it from being three teams. Duke sucks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
People camp out overnight to buy donuts from the first Krispy Kreme in Massachusetts. For some reason, not immediately sterilized for the good of mankind
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(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Iraqi Information Minister not captured. In other news, Iraq liberated by partisans
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Tue June 24, 2003
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Waterford crystal, Jaguar convertibles and mink coats for dogs. These are just a few of the items millionaire potheads buy
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Naked people protest alongside giant ears of corn, tomatoes and butterflies
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Had comedian gatecrasher dressed like bin Laden in drag been a suicide bomber, the next king of England would be a guy trying out for the Toronto Blue Jays
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Meet Greg Packer, the ubiquitous man on the street
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(MrWebReview.com)
 
Boobies
 
Pornstar Tera Patrick got some new boobs, now looks like a freak of nature (not safe for work)
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(Kentucky Post)
 
 
 
When growing marijuana in your house, do not give a tour to the cops
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
European satellite takes incredible new picture of the Earth (pics)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Sheffield residents asked to keep an eye out for Tracey. She weighs 12 pounds, is 11-feet long, hasn't eaten for two weeks and is shaped like a python
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The Maasai warrior: Cunning, fearless, hairdresser
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Finding human remains in Newark, NJ park so common that police can't tell how many dead people are involved
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man gets tired of waiting for baked potato at Wendy's. Punches out drive-thru windows, ends up in hospital, court
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Job interview questions getting stranger and stranger
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Liz Phair releases mid-life crisis album. Playboy can't be far off
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Criminal goes berserk in courtroom; judge vaults the bench and kicks his ass
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Senior citizen caught with four kg. of coke, claims it's Viagra
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Latest legal trend: "Wrongful birth" lawsuits. For when the doctor should have recommended abortion
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Less known but perhaps more common than gaydar is asshatcheatinghusband-dar
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(AP)
 
 
 
Spike Jones, Jr. getting a piece of the action against TNN from Spike Lee
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(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
Guns and fetish gear have never looked so good: Masuimi Max (not safe for work)
source: newsfilter.org
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Researcher spends the last 20 years driving like an asshat to test his road-rage theories and devices
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(some girl)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farkette Jess' boyfriend while he is deployed to Qatar
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Meteor over central Italy in 312 A.D. changed the course of Roman and Christian history
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Apple unveils world's fastest and coolest looking personal computer (with pics)
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Eighty-three percent of women don't consider lap dances as cheating
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man loses license for driving lawnmower drunk
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Letter delivered 35 years after it was sent. Post Office thrilled that their service time is improving
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lottery draws same number twice in one day
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(ocweekly.com)
 
 
 
Rumsfeld lobbies locals to celebrate the invasion of Iraq this 4th of July
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
In order to maintain consistency, Pentagon now takes back everything they said yesterday about the convoy strikes
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Politician caught by speed camera that he donated to police
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(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Religious whacko citing Mosaic law from Old Testament says he, not wife, should be charged with breast feeding their baby while driving
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(Lincoln Journal-Star)
 
 
 
Article with picture of hail as big as your head
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(Liberty University)
 
 
 
Attention ladies: When selecting your attire while at Jerry Falwell's Liberty University, please view this slide show using mannequins to demonstrate what is and is not immodest
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(9News)
 
 
 
Man dies after being stabbed while demonstrating protective vest
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Pastor Jimmy wears lipstick (w/mugshot)
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Officials drop fine against guy who roped alligator
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(internetnews.com)
 
 
 
Consortium of universities and high-tech companies developing alternate Internet universe, hopefully not the one where Spock has a beard
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Two students designed a working atomic bomb in 1960s U.S. experiment
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Authorities send 15 cops, squad cars and motorbikes to arrest three men for feeding a tortoise
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(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Shark swims free from fish cage
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japanese government decides best way to cope with beached whales is to eat them
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(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Chicago Bears avoid renaming Soldier Field, instead rename team from Chicago Bears to "Bears football, from Bank One"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Government rules ice-cream ad should feature more ice cream, fewer naked people
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Please improve Farker's coworker's slacking environment
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Scottish nuclear plant told to stop rabbits from hopping in radioactive waste. Elmur Fudd on stand-by
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(Pioneer Press)
 
 
 
How to get a snapping turtle out of a five-foot window well
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Britain mulls ban on spanking children
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Adam Sandler gets hitched. Brings hope to dysfunctional men all over the world
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop a confused Fidel Castro looking at some guy's watch
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Republicans want to repeal the Luxury Beer Tax
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Many companies that have purchased the naming rights to sports stadiums have suffered and/or gone bankrupt shortly thereafter
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
The 20 greatest Strongbad emails
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Richard Gephardt: "When I'm president, we'll do executive orders to overcome any wrong thing the Supreme Court does tomorrow or any other day"
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Mon June 23, 2003
(Chron)
 
 
 
Rice wins College World Series. School colors: White and Fried
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(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Saddam's gay lover tells all. Dictators don't dig chubby dudes
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Couple celebrates 50 years of marriage by getting matching broken hips
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The financial workings and politics behind the Internet pr0n industry
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(Local6)
 
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Tire worker wins 35th annual National Hollerin' Contest -- again (with pics, video)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
CIA looking for a few good locksmiths; job description kinda vague: "What they do and how they do it is not something we're going to be able to discuss"
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
When 26 million bees get out after a truck accident, you can imagine what sort of hilarity might ensue
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Today in 1917, Ernie Shore retired 26 straight batters in relief of Babe Ruth, who walked a batter, got ejected and punched the umpire
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Accordian thief caught out in street when suspicious police officer orders him to play it
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
Powerful, nitrogen-munching bacteria brings to light paintings that have been hidden since 14th century
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(Some TV Guy)
 
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TV weatherman takes a pee, forgets to turn off microphone. Hilarity ensues
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(NZHerald)
 
 
 
Eleven-year-old kid shoots dad in argument over chores
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Nap "as good as a full night's sleep"
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Arab Special Olympics delegations refuse to compete with Israelis; are just like arguing on the Internet (everyone, altogether now)...
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man takes pictures of his home pot farm for "High Times." Drops film off to be developed. Jailarity ensues
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Reservists coming home to mailboxes full of bills and pink slips
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Guy sees alligator attacking woman, restrains alligator, saves woman. Cops fine man $180 for posession of an alligator
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida becomes next state to ban smoking
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Another reason for mandatory sterilization: "Didn't know the guy was impaled in my windshield"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The coolest car commercial ever made won't be seen on U.S. TV because Americans wouldn't get it
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Man escapes police custody using fake cardboard gun
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate refuses to link to streaker photos -- links to Fark instead
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After being kept on hold for 27 years, man finally gets telephone line. Promptly gets call to change his long-distance service
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Ballad of the Sneak, as sung by DaVinci's Notebook
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(WDNU)
 
 
 
Fat prisoner gets stuck in cell window trying to escape
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Car crash blamed on bee in man's pants
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Anti-airport expansion protesters found to be frequent fliers
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(PistonHeads.com)
 
 
 
Maserati introduced new flagship sedan with 400hp V8. Oil leaks, frightening depreciation and electrical maladies head list of standard features
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(Some Farkette)
 
Weeners
 
The Klitschko Brothers (sfw)
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Thousands to witness scientists creating a "milky white, glowing and twisting" emission
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Mothers Against Drunk Drivers admit bigger is better, supports the repeal of SC's mini-bottle law. If you've never heard of this law, read on. It's a hoot
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Streaker rated better bet than Tim Henman at Wimbledon
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Man arrested for 963 skipped tolls in less than two years; send in pocket change to help with bail
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
"Real World" star considers bid for Congress. Says he's prepared for the drunkeness and backstabbing
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(News Tribune)
 
 
 
Life gets complicated for man named Harry Potter. Michael Bolton can sympathize
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Photo of a donut around a black hole. In other news, Homer Simpson applies to NASA's aerospace program
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
San Antonio thong man found dead in Big Bend state park
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philadelphia movie theater showing porn from 1920s French brothels
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Your dog doesn't want to be steak
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Perenially naked Pamela Anderson demanded a no-nudity clause for her animated alter-ego "Stripperella"
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(Sunday Mirror)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: David Beckham's physical on pay-per-view, July 1st
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Seattle may use eBay to solve traffic problem
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House 360° panoramic tours: Photoshop what they don't want us to see. Difficulty = hard due to use of fisheye lens
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(Mcall)
 
 
 
Old man shoots neighbors for setting off fireworks, tells police he doesn't remember a thing
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hamas considers truce with Israel. In today's other headlines: Hell Freezes Over, Pigs Fly and Cubs AND Red Sox both magically win World Series in the same year
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Five-year-old girl missing in Minnesota without a trace. If anyone has any info, please contact this site
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(Sign of the Times)
 
 
 
Farker requests server stress test. You know what to do
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(NOLA.com)
 
 
 
Suspect in 22-year-old, $7 million chicken-fraud case disappears like a fart in the wind
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Excerpts from Supreme Court online-porn decision
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Supreme Court says "No boobies in libraries." SbB girls unavailable for comment
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
University of Michigan program that seeks to boost minority enrollment upheld by the Supreme Court (whoever they are)
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Great white in fast food heaven at fish farm
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(KRZR)
 
Video
 
KRZR presents: Two blind guys boxing
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(Glasgow Daily Record)
 
 
 
Man dressed as Bin Laden in drag could have been a suicide bomber that could have wiped out the entire Royal family. Or just a guy in drag
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Castro's behavior baffles analysts, may be caused by prank calls or bad batch of clams
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(CorporateMofo)
 
 
 
Corporate Mofo reviews Wil's new book
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Duke of Argyll insists $10,000 bottle of whiskey is worth every penny
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Seahorses are pandas of the sea: Won't hump enough, going to die out because of it
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(MaineToday.com)
 
 
 
High-speed chase ends up in state trooper's front yard
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson is getting ready to eat his shoes over a bet he made and lost on CNN
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(kctv5.com)
 
 
 
It's a bad idea to write to widows, tell them your mama slept with their dead husbands and that you want some money
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ashton Kutcher thinks he and friends are the new Rat Pack, P. Diddy the new Sinatra
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
George Washington, booze-hound extraordinaire
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop future NBA Hall of Famer David Robinson taking his last look at the media
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Childhood obesity linked to mutant gene. New X-men character "Buffet'osaurus" planned for next movie
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wimbledon puts up electric fences to prevent foxes and Richard Williams from peeing on center court
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Wired interviews the creators of Homestar Runner
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Tom Skerritt is not happy his head is on another man's body for an impotence advertisment
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Sixty-six percent of Americans can't name any Supreme Court justices
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Psychologists studying disorder which causes people to have sex while sleeping
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
New Homestar Game. Population: Tire
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(WOWT)
 
 
 
Thunderstorms drop volleyball-sized hail in Nebraska. Local car dealers soon to offer "hail specials" featuring shattered windshields, four-inch craters
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