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Sun June 08, 2003
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Citizens shocked to discover police take advantage of parking restrictions
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(Some Farker)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lazy farking cat
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Park rangers disciplined for drinking alcohol and skinny-dipping at training event
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(postgazette.com)
 
 
 
More on the giant, flashing "Jesus is Lord" sign. With pic of sign, owner
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(Honolulu StarBulletin)
 
 
 
Do not buy pork from roadside vendors who do not have health permits
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
John Dean is still a fraud and media shill (wrote yesterday's impeachment article)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Suicide bomber chicken put down by police
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Farker ZekeMacNeil is having sinus surgery. Photoshop something to help him recover
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(Oakland Tribune)
 
 
 
New Cirque du Soleil show will feature everyone boinking in every possible combination
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(Winona Daily News)
 
 
 
Man baaaaa-ffled by teleporting lamb
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(Some One)
 
Boobies
 
Italian beauty Alessia Fabiani (not safe for work)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Could Barry Manilow be cool one day? Walls give a resounding "no"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Chuck Barris claims 80-year-old neighbor at Trump Plaza has been shouting obscene threats at him for years (article contains choice quotes)
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian UFO center runs out of money, closes down
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(Zap2it.com)
 
 
 
"Internet 2" could stream complete movie in five seconds
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(some girl)
 
Weeners
 
Bend it like Beckham (SFW)
source: 15minutes.cc
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
MTV Fraternity Life deep fries UCSC's school mascot
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(Indymedia)
 
 
 
Weather control is being concealed by media
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Slot machines in the UK cheat you
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Hell City Tattoo Festival brings families and freaks together
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Alabama teen pulls an "I'll be back" on police station
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Confused Farker needs advice on buying a sub-$200 digital camera for website and family shots
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sci-Fi channel will be cutting Farscape reruns from five nights a week to one night a week, beginning in July
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Driving around smooshing crickets creates driving hazard that's worse than black ice
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ducks discombobulate Devils 5-2, send Stanley Cup Finals to Game 7
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
"Swimming with the dolphins" attraction sued after woman gets butt kicked by said dolphins
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Sat June 07, 2003
(Lycos)
 
 
 
Photoshop a caretaker dusting stag heads mounted in a room at Invercauld Castle
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Funny Cide loses Belmont. Rumor says trainer ran him too hard in practice recently
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police find pinata store that sells cocaine-filled pinatas
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Burt Reynolds attacks puppet
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Maine builds world's largest scale model of the solar system (with pics)
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Prison officials give three inmates fence-cutting tools and put them next to the prison's outer fence. Hilarity ensues
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Clemens fails again to nab 300th win. Somewhere, Mike Piazza laughs until his groin hurts
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Carmella Decesare (not safe for work)
source: fresonmagic.com
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Morgan Freeman, Laurence Fishburne: "Super-duper magical Negroes"
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(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Howstuffworks.com features "What If I Shot My TV?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop someone finally meeting their "evil twin"
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Jennifer Rovero (not safe for work)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Yet more bad reporting: Keanu Reeves didn't give up Matrix profits (2nd story)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Is lying about the reason for a war an impeachable offense?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Saturday time-waster: Play the feed the nine-mouthed baby game
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(TechTV)
 
 
 
Is Unscrewed with Martin Sargent worth watching? Link goes nowhere important
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"Joking aside, female ducks respond extremely well to conversations. They will answer you back."
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Photoshop these ducklings, awwwwww...
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Nevada lawmakers want money, consider taxing whores
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Curtain to fall on VW Beetle, icon of flower power
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien wins Stupidest Person in Canada at World Stupidity Awards. Attendees explode in irony
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(Nettavisen)
 
 
 
Referee ejected at halftime for being drunk, makes excellent spectator
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Fri June 06, 2003
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bush revels in cowboy speak, Brits require translation
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Family finds late-night burglar laying on floor eating chips
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Sixty students sickened by 5th-grade musical performance
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Filthy secrets of medieval French plumbing revealed
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(The Carolina Channel)
 
 
 
Grandma, 77, repels down four-story building. Stop or My Mom Will Shoot still sucks
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"What's been reported is accurate but you have to take it in context of the entire report, which is classified." Huh
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Decoy tent put up to catch Yellowstone bear, obviously ran out of decoy picnic baskets
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
High school senior goes 13 years without missing a day of school, says it's hard to fake being sick when you have a stay-at-home mom
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(MLive)
 
 
 
Michigan county accidently bans smoking in private homes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this investigator playing with a toy airplane
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(ABC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Small plane hits L.A. apartment building
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(Hernando Today)
 
 
 
Man claims he can't remember how bullet blew off his finger and lodged in kneecap
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Judge decides Muslim woman won't compel men to sin, says she must remove veil for license photo
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(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
Was Caligula really all that bad?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Flushing your fish down the toilet won't send them back to the ocean
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Sharon Stone may portray Hilary Clinton in TV movie, promises to reprise the pantiless scene
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(LP Association)
 
 
 
Chester from Linkin Park to go under knife, still unsure what caused weird pain (hamster)
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Hallelujah! It's raining boobies! Hitomi Shiraishi 17 pics (not safe for work)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sewage leak plagues Sweden's Panties
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(CBS)
 
 
 
Farker Manifest finishes ninth on second leg of The Amazing Race. Not eliminated yet but lack of Fark seems to be getting to him
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
77-year-old fisherman, lost at sea for 15 days with one riceball and 2.6 gallons of water, endures two typhoons
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(Wired)
 
Video
 
Robot vision improves. All the better to seek Sarah Connor with
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
New Tennessee law allows motorcycles to run red lights
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Unemployment rate climbs to nine-year high. Fark to be investigated
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
New sci-fi awards created; first award will be lifetime achievement to William Shatner. Award will be rescinded if he sings
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Phillies fan helps Mariners win. Gets ejected from game. Will be allowed back in when stadium is imploded later this year
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Funny 911 calls happen in all sorts of ways, like the guy who got his member stuck in a vacuum and the guy who wants to know if antifreeze-soaked pizza is dangerous
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Rhino with sore feet gets special floor made by Goodyear. Anna Nicole next in line
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
How much is laziness worth to you? Phillips sells it for $1,699
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(News24)
 
 
 
The reason the U.S. can't find Iraqi WMD is that con-men ripped off Saddam when he tried to buy illegal weapons
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(News and Observer)
 
 
 
Three family members shoot each other while arguing over pain killers
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Raccoon lured from 253-foot amusement park tower with Nathan's Famous hot dog
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(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Mets player forced to change the uniform number he shared with the team's mascot "Mr. Met" because kids were confused
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Charlies Angel's fight scene leaves Drew Barrymore with injury requiring an "ass donut"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wil Wheaton's evil twin brother Whil pistol-whips cabin boy on Mac/Trek cruise
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cow sanctuaries popping up all over the U.S.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cowboy wearing fake moustache robs second bank in area. Too much time spent on costume, not enough on avoiding dye pack
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Officer tries out new stun gun on irate cow moose. Anna Nicole shaken but expected to be ok
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Strom Thurmond dead. Hey, wait a minute...
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
NFL and Bengals say they aren't liable for Cincinnati sucking so badly
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(ABC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
"Corky" Sosa suspended for eight games
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Survey: 70 percent of Americans have "unforgettable" bathroom moments. Farker: Thanks to my wireless laptop, I'm having one right now
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Former Royal Marine is planning to climb Mount Snowdon with a fridge strapped to his back (with pic)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what little Joe may have in his bucket
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scottish Parliament building goes up by another £37 million to £375 million. Scots believed to be paying Ireland's bar tab on the sly
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Royal Navy's bad luck on running into solid objects now applies to those ferrying them ashore for a pint
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man stops speaking for 29 years because he is mad at his father
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(Post Gazette)
 
 
 
Prisoner doesn't believe story of another prisoner getting arm stuck in a toilet. Hilarity ensues
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Continuing with their never-ending struggle to erase all traces of human sexuality, Wal-Mart to hide magazine covers
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
New Hubble Space Telescope photograph resembles celestial abstract art (with pics)
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(ENN)
 
 
 
Caterpillars can launch their poo at their predators
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Whale near death floating near Tokyo Bay. Residents sharpening knives and firing up barbecues as we speak
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Physician claims cheese is as addictive as morphine
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker thinking of becoming "TOTAL" wants to know if TFers think it's value for money
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(Mirrir.co.uk)
 
 
 
In 87 "prime" WMD sites searched, inspectors have discovered a swimming pool, vacuum cleaners, a family-owned distillery and Jimmy Hoffa, alive and well
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Man shares same name, date of birth with fugitive child rapist. Jailarity ensues until mistake is noticed
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(Enquirer)
 
 
 
Article on many of the stupid things politicians say and how the media reacts; impressive list of hot topics and just plain dumb, including "I'm President of the United States, and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli"
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(Enquirer)
 
 
 
Politician submits bill to remove intolerable and offensive terms, such as "white persons"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Bar owner polls electorate by naming drinks after candidates. "I'll tell you when I've had enough" currently leading
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(cknw)
 
 
 
Gas buildup in portable toilets and a hot day do not make a pleasant mix (not safe for lunch)
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Auction for broken DVD player has some interesting directions on how to get it to work
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
The most interesting part about Hillary Clinton's autobiography is what she leaves out
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(Pyro)
 
 
 
Photoshop unlikely situations where people's heads have burst into flame
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly tells views to boycott French products, then lunches at fancy French restaurant (2nd item)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
National Weather Service employs super fast computer system that screws up the forecast 7.3 trillion calculations per second faster
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Activist drops off 150 bags of heroine at police station to make a point about availability
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(CTNow)
 
 
 
Advanced English course cancelled because it's unfair to those who are having problems learning
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tom Ridge thinks terror alert colors are too vague
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Heroin dealer allowed to claim $220,000 tax deduction on drug deal rip-off
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
900-year old Mick Jagger wonders out loud why men throw underpants at him during concert
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Thu June 05, 2003
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Good looks, fast cars and brains are important, but face it guys -- what women really want is seized assets and fraud indictments
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(Law.com)
 
 
 
Judge finds boss' flirting, comments, touching, and asking if worker is a real blond and if she knows the only way to find out is not sexual harrassment. Judge says plaintiff is just "hypersensitive"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this KC postcard
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Higher speed limit raises risk of death for women and elderly, but not younger men
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Earth becomes greener as climate changes
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(People News)
 
 
 
Madonna to make new movie about fumes from Viagra factory making locals horny
source: peoplenews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man gets jail time for driving around honking horn so other drivers could see him masturbating
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Judge allows use of "shizzle my nizzle"
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(via Doggie Times)
 
 
 
Six finalists chosen in stink-off for prestigious title of "Worst Dog Breath in America"; contestants running short on butts to sniff
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Chinese theme park: Use real guns to kill real baby chickens
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Voice columnist Dan Savage hosting contest to name a sex act after Rick Santorum
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(Press Enterprise Online)
 
 
 
Naked man hits trifecta: Drunk driving, noise complaint and disorderly conduct
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Country Music Awards elect "Stand by Your Man" as best song. "Get the Hell Away From My Chevy" a close second
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Airport scanner turns up 23,520 bottles of vodka disguised as fruit juice. Fighting terrorism has never been so tasty
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Naked vigilante arrested for whipping burglar with belt. Just exactly where naked vigilantes carry belts remains unclear
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
MTV Road Rules: "There was something about the cameras that made me say, 'Hey I'm gonna get naked and run around on national television'"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lead singer of Linkin Park hospitalized (hamster) for severe back and (hamster) abdominal pain. Doctors unsure (hamster) of the cause of the pain (hamster), tour postponed indefinitely (hamster)
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(WPXI Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Odd smell causes evacuation of old folks' home. Smell not just regular old people smell
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
If you're modelling nude for an art class and a photographer shows up and starts taking pictures, it's pretty safe to assume those pictures are going to end up somewhere. Suing ensues
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(American Daily)
 
 
 
Naked men arrested for jogging around ballpark had drank a few beers
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man injures himself, fails to rob store with underpants on his head
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Life imitates Vice City: Man arrested for weapons, grand theft auto. Planned to drop bombs with gyrocopter. Accomplice named Lance
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Paying to drive in faster lanes growing in popularity
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Fish travels 150 miles with computer in stomach, 200mb of fish porn downloaded
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Cops arrest naked vigilante. Identifying him proved easy because unlike other vigilantes, naked vigilantes don't wear masks
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Britney Spears is getting drunk a lot; still working on her Behind the Music Act III
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Ghosts in jars far more common than originally believed
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Broody bantam hen tries to hatch a pile of garlic (with picture)
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(BadJocks.com)
 
 
 
Michigan sports radio jock offers $25,000 to charity if Sosa takes lie detector test about his corked bats
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(AP)
 
 
 
U.S. pulling troops from Korean DMZ
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Create your own stick figure scenes -- with voting
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Party Forum
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
President Bush shows off his gadgets on Air Force One, like the one that lets him watch any baseball game in America
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(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Naked man found in church's baptismal font
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(eBay)
 
 
 
If you win that Ghost in a Jar, how about getting it a vacation home?
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(Times Reporter)
 
 
 
Couple not really sure why they had sex in Hardee's
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(News24)
 
 
 
Old man steals girl's bike, pedals on three-week road trip before getting busted
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Jailer found guilty of urinating on inmates. Judge tosses verdict, inmates pissed
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(AP)
 
 
 
Nasal Rangers travel to landfills and sniff them
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop something the Mars Rover is likely to spot (link goes to landscape)
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Naked shaving-cream stroll costs Eve 6 rocker $514
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Teen who rushed field with father to beat first-base coach blows probation, sent to boot camp
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nap activists come to conclusions about napping. That's right, nap activists
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
New York Times announces resignation of Executive Editor Howell Raines and Managing Editor Gerald Boyd
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Australian-Chinese study reveals dusting and vacuum-cleaning helps prevent ovarian cancer. In other news, men high-five each other worldwide
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(BBSpot)
 
 
 
President Bush faces heat over using corked vice-president
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(Lansing State Journal)
 
 
 
Graduate who arrives in cap and thong draws mixed reviews
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(Tom Volk's Fungus of the Month)
 
 
 
This month's fungus is Pisolithus tinctorius, the "dog turd" fungus
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Take your shoes off" and "act like you like it" are some tips the Australian government gave to prostitutes in a pamphlet until recently
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
Ten new episodes of The Osbournes set to air. Dead horse gets another whack
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Plane nearly crashes after crew assumes cabin was full of passenger farts
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Scientists prove extinct kangaroo was horny
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Liverpool reflects on some of the negative feelings caused by winning European Capital of Culture title
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Watching 50,000 snakes hump each other apparently a big event in Manitoba. Drinks and snacks available for your viewing convenience
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Space shuttle exhaust creates beautiful "night-shining" clouds (with pics)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Microsoft to launch new "smart" watches. Smart licensing scheme still years away
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(kvia.com)
 
 
 
Nervous truck driver who couldn't answer questions about his cargo or destination leads to 3,320-pound marijuana bust
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(News 5)
 
 
 
Drunken dad arrested for trying to purchase milk from Hooter babes
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(ArabNews)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia's leading executioner: "I lead a normal life, except for the times that I cut off people's heads"
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Teen who sued to prevent two others from being co-valedictorians with her gets caught plagiarizing articles -- claims she didn't realize it was wrong to copy Supreme Court decisions and presidential proclamations
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Sammy Sosa sparks cork giveaway at minor league stadium
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker pmd7176 goes for driving test on Friday morning. Give him some tips on how to pass or bribe the proctor
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ford's average fuel efficiency worse than that of the Model T
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
FBI getting instructions from 14-year-old girls on how to be more like them while chatting with Internet perverts
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(Red Deer Advocate)
 
 
 
Cut-and-paste error costs electricity company $24 million in one month. CEO says he's disappointed
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(All Access)
 
 
 
Farker null pays tuition in advance. College then raises tuition, demands he pay the difference
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(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Crusader fights to save old-school porn
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(WCCO)
 
 
 
Man trying to help friend erases 497 court-protection orders from computer system
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Photoshop SbB girl fighting with a bear
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Ebert responds to the colon hex: "I am not too worried. I had a colonoscopy once, and they let me watch it on TV. It was more entertaining than The Brown Bunny"
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Wed June 04, 2003
(eBay)
 
 
 
Man finds poltergeist in a jar, sells it on eBay
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(Little Green Footballs)
 
 
 
Wolfowitz was misquoted
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Man tries to understand modern art, figures it has a lot to do with naked people
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If Martha Stewart wishes to get off on all charges, she should cut off her penis, dress like a woman and plead insanity like this guy did
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Truck spills 40,000 steaks on interstate
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Corked bats actually reduce hitting power
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Weed-killing robots reduce need for pesticides; weed-smoking robots still not very useful
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this moment between friends
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Avoid workplaces with blood-stained carpets, slave-ship layout, employees fistfighting at meetings
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(Gazette Net)
 
 
 
School unearths time capsule buried way back in 1995. Contains Beavis & Butthead stickers
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Grad student plagiarizes article on plagiarism
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Lawyer reinstated after being disbarred for undermining dignity of legal profession by playing accordian
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(AP)
 
 
 
Judge who played toilet sound effect to describe lawyer's case is scolded by Supreme Court, must write apologies to those he offended and seek counseling
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Cops say man "borrowed" city bus, collected fares for himself
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Wolfowitz can't stop laughing at people who think that it matters whether WMDs are found in Iraq
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Examination of Sammy Sosa's 77 game bats turns up nothing
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brothel offers free sex to returning troops
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(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Salami contains horse and donkey meat
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
American Museum of Natural History to feature special exhibit to illustrate how Christopher Columbus discovered chocolate
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(NY Press)
 
 
 
The real story on who wrote the Necronomicon (available in paperback at your local B&N)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Goat to be grand marshal of racing series
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
New Jersey Nets basketball player yells flying instructions to experienced pilot during stormy landing
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Average French waistline doubled since 1980s. Time to cut back on eating creatures that resemble snot
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass pink dolphin born in captivity
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(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Farker DanielleZero is leaving her verbally abusive husband on Sunday and moving to Texas. What should her parting words be?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Eric Rudolph survived on acorns, lizards and -- scariest of all -- Taco Bell scraps
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Court rules that is okay for coal mines to cause your house to subside by four feet
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Italy offers morons cash to stop living on active volcano
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Last call for 2003 Stupidity Award nominations
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Doing donuts in the parking garage while drunk is a gift-wrapped DUI for the cops
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(Silicon Valley)
 
 
 
U.S. patent office grants Microsoft patent on "interactive entertainment"
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(Dublin Daily)
 
 
 
Magician replaces sequinned leotards with mayhem, burnination
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(BBC)
 
 
 
French MP protests Parliment decision with song and interpretive dance
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
House speaker spends $8,000 a month for newspaper clippings about Florida. Could just read Fark instead for free
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(Harrison Daily Times)
 
 
 
Slippery runaway hog no match for police, passing cowboys save the day with their lassos
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Ganga guru" won't go to the joint, sentenced to one day and time served
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Queen threatens to sue art gallery for associating her with gas
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(TheAge.com.au)
 
 
 
Twelve of 20 charges dropped against restaurant owner after he says moldy, bug-infested food was for his own use, not for patrons
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
D.C. Farkers: Those planes you hear crashing tonight aren't terrorists
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Farker Limericks quoted on Salon
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Spike Lee has letters of support from Ed Norton and Bill Bradley for his case against Spike TV
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(AP)
 
 
 
Brew Pub owner defeats political veteran to become mayor of Denver; It's Miller Time
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sputnik satellite for sale on eBay. Experts note that there are more Sputniks in circulation than were made
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Kids won't stay off your lawn? Get your own riot-control vehicle
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(AP)
 
 
 
Ninety-year-old lotto winner chooses lump-sum payment
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pizza man fined for getting frothy white fluid on customer's cucumber
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Vain and no pain, elective C-sections the newest Hollywood rage
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Man's misspelled bomb threat, saying "the bom will bloe if you touch it," leads to his arrest
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Spike Lee has sued U.S. media giant Viacom over plans to rename cable channel Spike TV
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(Yahoo)
 
Boobies
 
Miss Dominican Republic wins Miss Universe title; runner-up Miss Venezuela claims she corked her swimsuit (SFW)
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Martha's indictment
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(WCPO News)
 
 
 
Governor stops cops in 60-resident town from writing $200,000+ in speeding tickets each year
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Martha Stewart indicted. Insider trading not such a "good thing" after all
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(Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Passersby photograph police officer sleeping in his car
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Man struck by lightning, asks paramedics for cigarette. If one thing won't kill ya, try another
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Horse-versus-man marathon becomes plausible with addition of ale
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
G8 Summit leaders drink 7,800 gallons of Evian while debating world's inadequate water supply
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman found nude in park, bound to picnic table and being spanked by a boat oar says incident blown out of proportion
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man leads police on chase with corpse in car
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Iraqis nickname huge, white SUVs "Monicas." Monster-sized, dirty, fluid-leaking semi trucks named "Anna"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In effort to cure baldness, UK scientists create chickens with teeth
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Eric Rudolph's neighbor
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man arrested outside capitol wearing mask with items duct-taped to body like a vested suicide bomber. Says "It was meant to be metaphorical"
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(Excite)
 
 
 
Barry Manilow breaks nose walking into wall. No word yet on condition of wall
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Summer --- when Norwegians stop sticking their hands down snow blowers and mow off their toes instead
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Astral plane apparently a lot like L.A.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman cited for assault, trespassing and resisting arrest after she was discovered half-naked hanging upside-down from train ladder
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Vampire on trial for rape shot dead this morning. Stabbing with wooden stake deemed too cliche
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Trademark issue settled in Dick biscuit case
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Teenage ex-stripper at the Vatican thinks her porn pic past might damage her political career
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Woman can no longer make her Irish black pudding from fresh blood thanks to new regulations
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Liverpool chosen as Cultural Capital of Europe
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Motivational speaker attempts to break firewalking world record
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
X-E reviews 1990's "Bill & Ted's Excellent Cereal"
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
AOL and Microsoft finally going to let their instant messengers communicate with each other
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
"Blood Zero" game feature (plus a bonus contest in which you can win a fully registered copy of it)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Amerlyn's favorite aunt starts chemo this week. Photoshop things to keep Aunt Vi busy/cheer her up in the next few weeks
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Scientists cure diabetes in monkeys. Monkeys looking forward to eating assload of candy
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(News24)
 
 
 
Farmer eats pigs: Not news. Pigs eat farmer: News
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Natasha Henstridge (SFW)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Say it ain't so-sa. Sosa caught with corked bat
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Tue June 03, 2003
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Bathing with goat milk: Good. Bathing with goat: Not so good
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Slipknot bassist Paul Gray runs red light, crashes into another vehicle, tries to pay off driver, ends up getting busted for drugs. TSG is there (w/flattering pic)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Investigators: Flaming car with body inside suspicious
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pow. Bang. The encylopedia of gutteral moans from comics. Oof.
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(Grumpy-Monkey.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop Ashe3's friend and his reaction to drinking the worst alcohol ever made
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(Athlon Sports)
 
 
 
Despite rampant breast-feeding of strangers, Oklahoma ranked #1 in the preseason
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
375-pound woman sues cemetary for negligence after her foot sinks into an old grave
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(Herald-Sun)
 
 
 
Land feud turns ugly as man posts signs in yard: "Keep the f--- out"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man uses national terror hotline to threaten the prime minister's life; charges dropped after he explains he was fired from convenience store and blamed the PM
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Three eggheads from the east come to say G'day" in the Aussie bible
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Bank robbers can't start getaway car, try to flag down a ride. Jailarity ensues
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Rod Beck signed by the Padres, now looking for a good spot outside Qualcomm Stadium to park his trailer
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(NBC6)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis to do full frontal nudity in upcoming movie. In other news, theaters stock up on Pepto-Bismol
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(AP)
 
 
 
Parents of woman murdered while changing flat tire want Ford, Firestone held liable for death
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
The sociodemographic variations of Punch Buggy
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Geordies invent Newcastle Brown Ale flavoured ice cream
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(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Massive supplies of oil found on Moon
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Filmmaker sorry he put curse on Roger Ebert's colon
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(Democrat Herald)
 
 
 
Fleeing crook cuts through electric fence, loses part of head
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC street vendor finds lost Picasso, does the right thing, gets huge $1,000 reward
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Thief arrested after reporting his wallet stolen
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House web chats bring out the freaks
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(BBSpot)
 
 
 
New Tivo feature informs you when you've watched too much TV and tells you to get a life
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(AP)
 
 
 
You may now sniff the bride's butt
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Oklahoma Woman charged with breast-feeding another woman's baby
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Priest suspended for claiming there is no God
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(Casper Star-Tribune)
 
 
 
U.S. Route 666 now renumbered to U.S. 491
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Latest AOL 9.0 beta designed with "pervert factor" in mind
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Animal-rights advocate feeds lobsters at supermarket, hilarity ensues
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Pentagon develops the ultimate spying machine that records every sensory perception of the target
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Boy catches fire while repairing his bike
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Gene Simmons at a baseball game
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Bachelorette partygoers mistakenly peg police officer as male stripper, hilarity ensues (surprisingly not a repeat)
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(OregonLive.com)
 
 
 
Student dies after being burned by flaming drink
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wrestling legend "Classy" Freddie Blassie passes away. Currently mocking Jesus by calling him a "pencil-necked geek"
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Man doing a little spring cleaning in garage finds one-pound stick of dynamite and smoke grenade. Hilarity ensues
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Caption the lyrics to what Willie Nelson is singing in this pic
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Japan's economy could be jumpstarted by giving everyone hugs
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man skewered in ass during BBQ brawl
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Feds pursue indictment against Martha Stewart
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(The Union)
 
 
 
Cops unable to locate naked man suffering from dementia. He got away on foot, or perhaps pink winged pony
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(wzzm13.com)
 
 
 
Couple, 102 and 96, finally married after 80 years. Plans for honeymoon include scrubbing dentures, yelling at kids to get off lawn
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In a desperate move to force kids inside to play video games, towns ban basketball hoops and hockey nets on streets; threaten fines for violators
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(AP)
 
 
 
Thirty-five tons of pizza dough spills on highway. Cleanup crew desperately hoping someone will come along and spill another 35 tons of beer and football
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Asshat calls in bomb threat to airlines hoping to delay the flight because he was late. Jailarity insues
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Photoshop E-man, hater of computer viruses, friend of the Internet, geeky puppet
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Woman claims Jesus said her dog's worth $50,000. What Jesus actually said: "Your daughter, I would ball her"
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
KaZaA to pay you to, ahem, "legally" swap files
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man builds his own cruise missiles from parts and plans bought over Internet
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man cleaning a dolphin tank
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Democrats demand inquiry into donation of thousands of ribs to GOP
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Singapore plans a rating system for public toilets
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(Eagle Herald)
 
 
 
Exotic shaggy cows are not for shagging
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(Evening Star)
 
 
 
Homer Simpson the Swearing Parrot is on the lam and telling people to fark off
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(Statesman.com)
 
 
 
Sixty-year-old man posed as nine-year-old boy. Cops became suspicious when he admitted to finding Family Circus funny
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Comical Ali found in Baghdad suburb denying his death
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
IBM shares halted pending SEC investigation. Daaah, da, da, daah
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dr. Death unveils his hot new suicide machine model for 2003
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Judge says man can't mention that he used to boink Miss Vermont on his website
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Japanese journalist accidentally blows up airport security guard with cluster bomb he took as souvenir from Iraq. Jailarity ensues
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Someone dumped 145,000 cases of stagnant rum in Elk Lick Township, PA
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The SCO vs Linux lawsuit explained with the help of the Dukes of Hazzard. Daisy plays the part of Linux
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Firefighters called to house after lizard catches fire
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(The Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Rare bald-eagle egg destroyed by state wildlife officials because "allowing the egg to hatch would violate their federal permit"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Take a famous quote and translate it into Yoda Speak. Enabled, voting is
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(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Phillies pitcher still hasn't heard from the woman he fell for on a New York Subway
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Erbitux, the ImClone drug that caused Martha Stewart to dump her stock, may work after all
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Items left by students at Colby college include scales, clocks, mirrors, lamps, ice skates, bicycle helmets, piggy banks, paperback novels, computer printers, stereo systems and even a $2,000 dress with the price tag still on it
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Yoda's acceptance speech at MTV Movie Awards: "Promise myself cry I would not"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Adult conjoined twins sick of each other, will undergo separation surgery
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Portuguese Association for Friends of Napping fights to secure inalienable right to snooze
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(News24)
 
 
 
Woman divorces her husband of 35 years when bank mistakenly tells her he's married to another woman
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(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Company sells fake ATM receipts showing six-figure balance to help men impress dates
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Weekly World News story about alien baby being born in Casper shown to be false -- or so the government wants you to believe
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Highway officials accuse motorists of "over-interpreting" sign that says "Keep Left" with arrows pointing to right (with photo)
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(Marlas_Cancer)
 
 
 
Photoshop Marlas_Cancer's pop celebrating early retirement. Picture might get farked fast
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
FCC votes 3-2 to allow larger media ownership
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Man who kept severed head in refrigerator blames post-traumatic stress from 9/11
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(NBC4)
 
 
 
When stealing a cell phone, be sure to take your credit application with you when you flee
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
State Senate votes to allow 12-year-olds to hunt bears with bow and arrows
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Drunk fireman arrested for snatching women's underwear
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(BBSpot)
 
 
 
New Xbox game pushes boring to the limit -- Interstate Driver
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vote "Plastica" under category "Best Cover Band." If band wins they'll donate $100 to charity of your choice (voting enabled)
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Dave Barry running for president again
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
German wife gives husband's penis the chop. Surgery outcome not known but career in porn likely
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After being undressed by other women and kissing them for video at Playboy mansion, woman sues saying it makes her look like she was in lesbian porn
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Possible Al-Qaida grudge against Norway: "Salmon-eating busybodies"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Theme park -- designed like squalid village where you will be put to work -- opens. Desperately needs a roller coaster
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
This has never happened before
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(AP)
 
 
 
Gecko gloves let climbers defy gravity, save 30 percent or more on car insurance
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Tokyo housing cheap if you're willing to masturbate on camera
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Rover mission to Mars launching today, searching for water and life
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Cops impound taxi containing 23 people and one goat
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Conan the Dog robs gas station; camera records heist (with pics)
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Monty Python quote sparks lawsuit
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(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
School holds its own "Fear Factor" for kids
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Michigan Child Protection Services removes children from good family, places them in home with convicted child molester
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(MLB.Com)
 
 
 
Roger Clemens remains stuck at 299. Reports that MLB will deduct five for not being able to beat Detroit of all teams thus far unfounded
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Photoshop a Thunderbirds vehicle of your choice
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(F3000.com)
 
 
 
Rule #1 of racing: Finish the race BEFORE celebrating with pit crew
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Man with sticky fingers nabbed in maple syrup heist
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Agents and producers beginning to notice a reduction in the casting pool for Reality TV shows
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Madonna falls off bicycle in Beverly Hills. The Sun is there (w/pics)
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Excuse me sir, are those really gorillas in your truck bed?
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(KSTP)
 
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Minneapolis reporter gets hit by taser for TV
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Harrison Ford gets star on Hollywood Walk of Fame. Thought for years he had one, but it was for a silent film star with the same name
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Historian calls out Ben Franklin on the key/kite experiment
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