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Sun June 01, 2003
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian team planning to swim across the country in a pool on the back of a truck
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(Google)
 
 
 
Bush wants to revamp the Food Pyramid. What should the new one look like? (Link goes to existing Food Pyramid)
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(Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Wacky adventures of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. Including man who think turtles are Jesus, and wants to eat them
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(Finger Lakes Times)
 
 
 
Women hold topless picnic to celebrate their constitutional rights
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Flight attendant mom turns toddlers into carry-on baggage
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Blogs now outranking regular media in search results
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney agrees to keep songs credited "Lennon-McCartney," maintains his open invitation to Yoko Ono to kiss his hairy white butt
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hospital won't explain how heart-transplant patient caught fire on operating table
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Historians shift policy on plagiarism, from conducting secret proceedings to all out public humiliation
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop NASCAR's first all-female pit crew
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(Norwich Bulletin)
 
 
 
Inexplicably chosen as a high school commencement speaker, Chevy Chase encourages graduates to try out for the Jackass sequel, mooch off their parents and have beer for breakfast every day
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
"Future soldiers" uniforms make them look like Storm Troopers (with pic)
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Catholic Church refuses to marry couple because they don't want children
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(Zeropaid)
 
 
 
DMCA being used to crack down on illegal sewing pattern distribution
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Men in remote town of 350 lament perpetual sausage parties. Local woman: "Who'd want them? They're a pack of drunks"
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(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop what life would be like in an alternate reality
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bryan Robinson -- equal parts dumbass for his DUI arrest and for breaking his wrists tripping over his dog
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Women actually propose to the Dalai Lama
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(Cincypost)
 
 
 
Jurors didn't watch enough porn to know that it is obscene
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(It's Legal)
 
 
 
Truth in (Cigarette) Advertising: "It's new, it's addictive, it's legal." Photoshop advertisements for other vices
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Sat May 31, 2003
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK tax service sends letter to Mrs. Deserves-Strangling. Unable to confirm whether recipient does indeed deserve strangling
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(AP)
 
 
 
State sells part of Massachusetts Turnpike to Harvard for $75 million
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Raiders of the Lost Ark remade shot for shot by a group of 10-12 year olds
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(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Small towns may be without fireworks this 4th of July because of "homeland security" worries
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Hints leaked about Star Wars Episode III
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Man leaves priceless Picasso on NY subway, waits a day to report it missing
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(F1 Live)
 
 
 
Photoshop five-time Formula One world champion Michael Schumacher playing soccer
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(Waxy.org)
 
 
 
More info on Star Wars Kid and his attorney
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(Florida Flambeau)
 
 
 
Baseball caps: An in-depth look at America's favorite hat
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(retroCrush)
 
 
 
A disturbing review of Finding Nemo
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Seattle group urges tourists to stay away from the city during geese-killing time
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ingenious inmates create alcohol distillery out of fire extinguisher hooked up to heating element. MacGyver surrenders
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Atlanta Olympics bombing suspect, Eric Robert Rudolph, possibly apprehended
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Genesplicer's friend Henry is celebrating his birthday soon. Photoshop him discovering wasabi
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(Bostonchannel.com)
 
 
 
Man who exposed his thong to a group of 13-year-old girls gets arrest thrown out. State Supreme Court rules that defendant did not have fair notice that exposure of thong-clad buttocks was a prosecutable offense
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(Daily Record)
 
 
 
Monkey rescued after being forced to clutch microphone and impersonate Joan Rivers
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Fri May 30, 2003
(WTNH)
 
 
 
Judge declares Tampax less comfortable than Playtex. Next up: Deciding whether Miller Lite tastes great or less filling
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(Barbados Advocate)
 
 
 
Beer drinkers not susceptible to advertising featuring sexy women
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's summertime. Let the baseball photoshopping begin. Photoshop San Diego Padres Jake Peavy rolling over after being hit in the ankle by a pitch
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russia asks the U.S. to build a nuclear reactor with them in Iran
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(wcjb.com)
 
 
 
Lobbyists send petri dishes to lawmakers to call attention to their cause. Hilarity ensues
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
"Hated" U.S. presence in Okinawa actually singlehandedly supports the entire area
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Don't have threesomes in railroad cars
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Sexing whales requires hopping in water and getting close
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Farker Manifest ties for first place on the first leg of The Amazing Race
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Seventeen cars and $122,000 worth of toupees: The amusing world of bankrupt celebrities
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Wizards fire coach Doug Collins, who is quickly hired as Michael Jordan's official ass barnacle
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Shell Oil Company added to list of defendants for Rhode Island nightclub fire
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Michigan State, Kentucky to play in front of largest basketball audience ever
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(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
It's like the Antiques Roadshow, but instead of bringing your heirlooms, you bring your demon-possessed relatives needing exorcism
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Self-milking cows invented
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(Times Star)
 
 
 
Psychologists dissect multiple meanings of "meow." Your dog wants steak
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Men who can't please their wives now have to contend with arrival of trigasm
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Powerful drink responsible for painter Vincent Van Gogh's mutilation of his own ear now available in supermarkets
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Woman kidnapped, shown video of husband's affair
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(Komo)
 
 
 
While burning tent caterpillars, teen pours gasoline from styrofoam cup onto flames. Burnination ensues
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Study shows it's easier to get fat than lose fat
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(chemistry.org)
 
 
 
Scientists grow insulin-producing liver cells. Alcoholic diabetics still screwed
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Man demands $37,500 because his building has foreigners in it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This just in from the king of Swaziland "The Bible says curse be unto a woman who wears pants, and those who wear their husband's clothes. That is why the world is in such a state today,"
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
U.S. lowers terror threat level from "we're all gonna die" to "I wonder what Clinton's penis has been up to lately"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Wolfowitz says the real reason behind the new Iraq war was to pull our troops from Saudi. In other news, Matrix creator Wachowski says real reason behind sequels was to help his wife get a bigger settlement
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Town known for its ugly women holds beauty contest to prove critics wrong, can't find enough pretty girls to enter
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fernando Castro, coach of America de Cali, pulls the hair of Dario Husain. Photoshop what happens next
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Toilet explodes with almondy freshness
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(Lexington Minuteman)
 
 
 
Fish guts prank leads to evacuation of school building
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Men blackmailed for visiting nonexistent pornsite
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(California Aggie)
 
 
 
College student describes his drunken Memorial Day weekend on Lake Shasta. Complete with public sex, topless women aplenty and giant penis man
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
CBS Marketwatch watching Fark's take on MS/AOL
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Prince William: "My father thinks I'm the laziest person on earth"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
British soldier takes pictures of tortured Iraqi POWs, tries to get film developed
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Rabbit ESP, human combustion and real-life Men in Black. Your tax dollars at work
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian male prostitute vampire captured
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Justice of the peace tells inmates he'll have sex with their wives while they are in jail
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
So, you thought car insurance rates were based on your driving record?
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(Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Man beats traffic ticket by promising that the next time Syracuse wins a national championship he won't park illegally
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(Some Gimmick)
 
 
 
Get ready to rumble. Farker/ACW Pro wrestler Cytosoul needs a new gimmick. Ideas? Link goes to a punk possibility
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(Women.com)
 
 
 
Fark tagline about world supply of airbrush ink running out when used on Carnie Wilson may be accurate after all
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Funeral home settles lawsuit after woman spreads wrong ashes around the world
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Amount of mercury in rain exceeds federal standards. In other news, feds introduce ban on rain
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Barbra Streisand sues photographer for inadvertantly taking aerial images of her coastal home in the California Coastal Records Project. Seems to think people want to visit her at home rather than flee in terror
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(AP)
 
 
 
Alien baby found in Wyoming. Fb- is the Martian
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Whole of Great Britain now has electricity
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(News and Observer)
 
 
 
Man claims fermented apple juice, not alcohol, caused breath sample ignition device to lock
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Astronomers photograph giant pulsar in the Andromeda Galaxy (with pic)
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Carnie Wilson speads it for Playboy. World's supply of flesh colored airbrush ink depleted
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
all 2500 of u r fired and ur not getting paid!!1 lol!!1
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Even though he's been dead for five years, man must continue to pay alimony to ex-wife
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Drones in Minneapolis pick up on "let's call God" craze, two days late
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
New form of political protest: Setting your own cars on fire
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Felon on the lam goes to ballgame, gets on "kiss-cam" with his girlfriend. Parole officer attends same game. Hilarity ensues
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop what these typical search engine users are looking at
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Deaf, dumb and blind Japanese government official resigns after admitting to playing pinball instead of dealing with powerful earthquake
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chile brothel offers flight over Santiago with a bang. Group sessions also available
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Butt plugs big in the burbs
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Chunk of foam gouges mock-up shuttle wing at test -- confirms theory that foam insulation may have caused Columbia disaster (with test pics)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Thirteen-year-old Texas boy wins National Spelling Bee. School bullies are p-o-c-o-c-u-r-a-n-t-e to this achievement, will still beat c-r-a-p out of him
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Veteran discovers he has been dead 59 years, now knows that horrible smell has been him all along
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(syracuse.com)
 
 
 
Students stack 600 desks from floor to ceiling, padlock them together
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Last call for Nashville Fark Party. May 30, 7pm
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
A tribute to the Johnson Smith Company, the classic seller of joybuzzers, whoopee cushions, rabbit's feet and fake vomit
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Phase 1: 10-minute test could identify potential serial killers. Phase 2: Figuring out how to get psychopaths to take tests
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(kfor.com)
 
 
 
Parents outraged after picture emerges of teacher held up by students doing keg stand on school trip
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass rare two-headed tortoise (with pics)
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Women have sex more often with single dads because single childless men are selfish and immature
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Rumsfeld giving a speech, smiling and pointing a finger
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Thu May 29, 2003
(wpvi.com)
 
 
 
If you're going to steal $400k from your company, don't drive to work that week in a brand new Corvette
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Spurs eliminate Mavericks, will face Nets in finals. Anyone who wouldn't have laughed at the previous sentence in 1995 is crazy
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Goat causes multi-car pileup
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Warthog tries to escape zookeepers in van. Hilarity ensues
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cloning researchers discover they have two asses
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(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Point and click warfare: IR video of American pilots picking off fleeing troops with massive bombs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Family of dead 19-year-old sues frat, saying they "encouraged" him to drink
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(UCSB Daily Nexus)
 
 
 
Class interrupted by two naked streakers singing "Happy Birthday"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Subway picks man pulled over for eating while driving as poster boy for new ad campaign
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(Town Talk)
 
 
 
Woman leads cops on high-speed chase to her house, thinking she can't be arrested at home
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Dutch public-smoking ban inadvertantly pinches coffeeshop marijuana in the bud
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
FCC set to relax media ownership rules despite only 11 of 9000 emails from public supporting change
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
To all the losers who've proposed to Scott Peterson: Tape found around Peterson baby's neck
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Media outlets not reporting FCC's plan to deregulate media outlets
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"No Child Left Behind" act leaving behind childs? Unpossible
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
General Motors running ads admitting it made crappy vehicles in the 80s and 90s. More ads to follow in 10 to 20 years
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. Post Office wants freedom to set its own rates
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme earnings up 47 percent. In other news, fatasses up 47 percent
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Photoshop this police dog sniffing the camera
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(WHNT19)
 
 
 
Burglar steps in paint, leaves trail back to motel room. Jailarity ensues
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(AP)
 
 
 
Convicted rapist wins suit to obtain investigative photos of victim's genitals, prison officials declare photos contraband and refuse to hand them over
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(WSJ.com)
 
 
 
Inside the topsy-turvy, whirlwind life of a chauffered, bodyguarded Ronald McDonald
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Drug-sniffing robot dog hailed as enormous success. Robotic butt-sniffing remains problem, however
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(Beacon Journal)
 
 
 
Lawyer anxious to represent teen murder suspect so he can present "video game obsession" defense
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Bjware fjake Bjork tjickets
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Microsoft settles Netscape case for $750M
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(InternetNews.com)
 
 
 
Pop-up ads work
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
The king of Norway inspects fainting men and surprise penguins (photo series)
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Naked man steals gallon of milk from residence, then hijacks bus filled with special needs students
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists discover watching TV while eating potato chips all day makes you fat. Still no cure for cancer
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Making moonshine? Watch those lead levels
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
What do you do when enough students fail a test required to graduate? Create loopholes
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Nothing says security like a pack of guard elephants
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Theologian concludes God likes to get drunk off his ass
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(The Longview News-Journal)
 
 
 
Texas to legalize the sale of horse meat for human consumption
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cuban migrants wash up on Miami Beach, walk to beach bar, get round of beers
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(Local6)
 
 
 
"Bruce Almighty" studio defends use of phone number
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Internet broadband penetration a boon for porn industry
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC mayor denies police have ticket quotas -- says they simply have "performance measurements"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
HP asshat who violated SARS quarantine dies
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Hubble Space Telescope finds giant, red rectangle in space (with pic)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pennsylvanians confusing Amish vehicle symbol for biohazard warning
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Nebraska lawmaker proposes going to war with Iowa
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(AP)
 
 
 
Poop dominates Mount Everest conference
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Monkey/dog team helping India protect border
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(Moscow TImes)
 
 
 
Russians allege foul play over Tatu's poor showing in Euorvision competition. "It would have been better if they had kissed"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton suggests modifying amendment preventing him from running for president again
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Jenna Bush inadvertedly doing her best impression of her father (now with IE image-loading bug fixed)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tyson says that, although he didn't rape woman, he wishes he had
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(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Hostage crisis ends after cops deliver six-pack of Dr. Pepper to gunman
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(themercury.com)
 
 
 
Oldest man in Germany says walking to the store for beer and cigars is the only exercise needed
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(retroCrush)
 
 
 
Nostalgic stories of childhood bee stings -- share your own
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Second NY Times reporter resigns in disgrace
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Reebok signs basketball sharpshooter Mark Walker Jr. to deal. Never heard of him? Thats because he's three years old
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(News.com.au)
 
NewsFlash
 
Man stabs flight attendants on Qantas flight from Melbourne to Launceston. Has been arrested. Details still coming in
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(Bad Mouth)
 
 
 
The Star Wars Kid enters the Matrix. The Star Wars Kid Reloaded
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(ghosttowngallery.com)
 
 
 
Business is slow at the Cochise Country Store. Spruce it up to help bring in customers
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
NY Jets pissed off because NY Giants pay less rent for the same stadium
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Woman walking by school, hit in head with stool. That isn't very cool, the thrower is a tool. Reports confirm there is no Dana, only Zool
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(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Thieves hold couple at gunpoint to take hubcaps from car
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(LostBrain)
 
 
 
Get religion... get a free hat
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Feds may give Indian reservation designation to part of downtown Milwaukee to facilitate relocation of casino
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
McDonald's sues food critic who called its fries "obscene and tasting of paper"
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Woman perishes in dishwasher accident. Damien sought for questioning
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Smoking speeds up memory loss in middle age. In other news, smoking speeds up memory loss in middle age
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Wed May 28, 2003
(Post-Tribune)
 
 
 
UPS package containing discus collides with UPS package containing pistol caps. Hilarity ensues
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(nbc-2.com)
 
 
 
Beer and chips close down major thoroughfare, cause evacuations
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Mugshots of Florida couple who got in fight over salad
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(Lafayette Daily Advertiser)
 
 
 
Louisiana, home of drive-thru daquiris. Now hermetically sealed for your protection
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Al Hartley, co-illustrator of "Archie" comics, dead at 81. Interest in Archie comics dead 30 years ago
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Geri Halliwell's boobies are making a comeback, with pic (SFW)
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Giants win despite pinch-runner's bizarre baserunning in bottom of the ninth
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Eve 6 singer cited for walking around hotel naked
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Raccoon carjacks woman, escapes police (with pics, video)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Audioshop William Shatner's Rocketman
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
One in 300 births occur in vehicles. One in 20 pregnancies occur there as well
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(Star)
 
 
 
Scott Peterson flooded with marriage proposals in jail
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(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Nvidia and ATI program chips to recognize benchmark tests and inflate results
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Muslim woman sues for religious rights to wear veil for driver's license. Swears on Bible to testify in court
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Recipe for Beer Butt Chicken
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
California striptease museum running out of money
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(nbc-2.com)
 
 
 
In 110 years of her life, Eva Fridell's favorite invention is the flush toilet and her secret to long life is a little nip of whiskey
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Lord of the Rings" musical planned. One song and dance to rule them all
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Concerned for the girls' "possible embarrassment" while making handstands, school bans girls from wearing thongs
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(Salon)
 
 
 
U.S. government runs up $7 trillion in credit card debt. Low interest balance transfer badly needed
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(UPI)
 
 
 
India, Pakistan restore diplomatic ties
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Preview of Scripps Howard National Spelling Bee: Nephrolithotomy, psittacism, furfuraceous and croquembouche
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Unlike last time, man who faked his own death is dead. No, really
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(fredericksburg.com)
 
 
 
David Lee Roth: Superhero, musician and speaker of the Martian language
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Husband ends party, orders guests home, punches holes in walls, gets ass kicked by wife, stalks police with loaded shotgun. All because wife made too much salad
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Organ recipient agrees to pay speeding fine for ambulance driver
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Man who made Chinese cuisine popular in NY dies, police awaiting MSG toxicology report
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(News24)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck -- supermodel
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Feral cat colony living under Veteran's Stadium
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
U.S. Army is testing its first new armored unit in decades: The eight-wheeled Stryker vehicle
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Librarians in Canada to shed image, clothes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Say goodbye to the words "boyish", "polo", "sea", "blind" and many more in textbooks
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(News24)
 
 
 
Man reconciles with wife who cut off his penis when he asked for divorce
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(Fark)
 
 
 
D.C. Fark party info updated. This is the last link for this party. If you aren't on the list and want to be, let me know. Tastes like pizza
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(1010wins)
 
 
 
Pregnant woman ticketed for trying to catch her breath on the steps of a Brooklyn subway station.
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney's wife pregnant. Fb- is the walrus
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bravo to air "Gay Dating Game" in a flamboyant bid to boost ratings
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mad Crow Disease in Germany; crows "going Hitchcock" on people
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
OMFG ROTFL..1; Sk8er Boi, The Movie
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(via /.)
 
 
 
Sony announces the mother of all Playstations: 120GB hard drive and a DVD+/-RW for recording videos and more
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Homer Simpson to be made honorary citizen of Winnipeg
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(CTNow)
 
 
 
Connecticut legislators act like teenage boys when Christie Brinkley lobbies them
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(AP)
 
 
 
More "Bruce Almighty" phone number complaints, but these people have a sense of humor about it
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
One-third of the teachers in one Massachusetts town can't speak English. Other two-thirds have unintelligible Boston accent
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(The Age)
 
 
 
Sir Edmund Hillary: "Close Mt. Everest, too many friggin people are climbing it"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
For some reason, only 36 percent of people believe the media are getting the facts straight
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(UC Santa Cruz)
 
 
 
Asteroid may it Earth in the year 2880. Team of tough but loveable roughneck oil-rig workers to be sent to intercept it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bob Hope turns 100 on Thursday. "I'm so old they canceled my blood type," Hope says
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(WCCO)
 
 
 
Biglerville, PA celebrates its 100th anniversary 36 years after its 50th anniversary after clerical error discovered
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(mlive.com)
 
 
 
Deer gets in the holiday shopping mood early, crashes through storefront window. Leads police on a "lengthy" chase before meeting up with fat accomplice in red suit
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
eBay loses patent case, Doo Dah, Doo Dah. Giant Cheeto stuffs my face, Oh Dee Doo Dah Day
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(Google)
 
 
 
If you had you own microbrew what would your label be like? Link goes to examples
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tennis world no. 1 Lleyton Hewitt complains of heavy balls after French Open first round match
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(Daily Times)
 
 
 
Guantanamo Bay to be turned into a death camp in order to really piss off liberals
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Celebrity monkey may die because bureaucrats won't let him get laid
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Young boys upset by topless sunbathing women
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(CNN)
 
 
 
World Trade Center site owner suing Cantor Fitzgerald, who lost 658 employees on 9/11, for back rent
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Rescuers who pick up guy who trekked to North Pole alone label him "stupid," blast him for putting other people's lives at risk
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
X-E puts up over 100 commercials from the 1980s up for download. High-quality videos of breakfast cereal, candy, toys, arcade games, and even the Encyclopedia Britannica guy
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
From the 'Stuff we didn't need to know' department: Lisa Marie Presley likes rough sex, Michael Jackson doesn't
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(Howard Lake Herald-Journal)
 
 
 
Women use red hats and purple dresses to overcome mid-life crises
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(FHM (US))
 
Boobies
 
The ass-tastic Vida Guerra (NSFW)
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(bizjournals.com)
 
 
 
Matrix Reloaded uses state-of-the-art special effects to minimize Carrie-Anne Moss' nipples
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The curse of the state quarter
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Lets try this a second time: Fark Audioedit 2 - Edit the Trogdor song
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(Fark Party Central)
 
 
 
Farkers Destroy_Your_Idols, ZekeMacNeil, and LeroyCGM will be drinking together in Nashville, TN o-n 30 May. Come and join us
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Renault ad banned for inciting ass-shakin'
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
Whitney Houston meets with Ariel Sharon. Leaving many to wonder, WTF?
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(Bob and Doug)
 
 
 
FARK Toronto Party Pictures - insert SARS joke here
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(AP)
 
 
 
Serial killer suspect arrested in Atlanta. Parallel killer still on the loose
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(National Post)
 
 
 
15-year-old Disney star Hilary Duff denies having cosmetic surgery on her breasts. Breast expert says they are "suspiciously high." With pic
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Tue May 27, 2003
(itv.com)
 
 
 
Ambulance driver delivering liver for transplant cited by police for speeding
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(WIXT.com)
 
 
 
Man rampages with hatchet in office, then says "Oops wrong office"
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(Rochester)
 
 
 
PETA upset over treatment of fiberglass elephant
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Patrick Roy to retire, pursue lifelong dream of taming majestic white tiger
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Being hit by lightning is "not something you want to go through every day."
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bank offers to pay interest in coffee
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Desperate single Brits advertise themselves on roadside billboards
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Boy suspended for receiving blowjob in school sues, saying he was "victim" who had no legal duty to resist (last article)
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Jet nearly crashes after getting pummelled by hail stones
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Women gives birth in 15-metre well after jumping down it to avoid labour pains
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Elderly sex more common than ever, still not safe to imagine
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(National Post)
 
 
 
This just in: Getting drunk improves your judgment
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Afroman finds Jesus
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Devil Rays' Rocco Baldelli dancing in the outfield
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(Google)
 
 
 
Google ranks Google 3rd for search engines
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman's noisy sex upsets frustrated neighbours
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(AP)
 
 
 
Phone number in 'Bruce Almighty' causing headaches for people across the U.S.
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Flight passengers with SARS to be put in giant pods (with pics, video)
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Computer geeks build supercomputer out of Sony Playstations
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Thai King to recieve patent for mysterious rain-making device
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Player on DL with leg injury caught on stage dancing at concert
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Residents Los Banos clash over lack of tilde use in city's name. City attracts visitors looking for restrooms
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Google to fix blog noise problem
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(BBC)
 
 
 
World's oldest book found. Libraries drooling over the possible late fees
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
$1 Million bounty being offered for rare Liberty Head Nickel
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(nydailynews.com)
 
 
 
NY Cops are on ticket writing frenzy to raise funds
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
#1 reason for skipping work: hangover
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(Staten Island Advance)
 
 
 
Among OxyContin's stranger side-effects: mowing your lawn with pair of scissors
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"Students today cannot write a complete sentence," says Professor Rochester from the University of
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Man with seven times legal blood alcohol level crashes brethalyser test
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
91% of drivers routinely speed, eat or read while driving
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
The hottest women in showbiz are chosen for their personality
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Michael moore website hacked - photoshop better ideas of how it should look
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(Detroit News)
 
 
 
New Lincoln SUV selling so poorly dealers resort to overnight test drives, buying prospectives steak dinners and detailing their cars for them.
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Large crack problem in Arlington National Cemetery will be dealt with, officials say
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Cows can have "bad hair days" study wins Canadian science prize
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(via April Winchell)
 
 
 
Is it art or is it crap? Take the test to find out
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(CorporateMofo)
 
 
 
Behold the answer to the modern worker's prayers: The Freelancer's Union. (Followup to "Why Don't IT Workers Unionize?")
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Was she well known in her time?" Stephen Fry on the dangers of pitching Evelyn Waugh to American film executives
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Red vs. Blue episode 7, now online
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(NBC Action News)
 
 
 
Bare-assed burglar stuck in window for eight hours after botched break-in attempt. Police suspect he'll fit right in to prison culture
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(tsn.ca)
 
 
 
Maggie the Monkey picks the Mighty Ducks to win the Stanley Cup
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
New SB Email
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(AP)
 
 
 
Apr 27: Guy rescues kids from burning apartment, is arrested for prior offense. May 23: Same guy hits brother with shovel. Jailarity ensues. Again
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Toy maker selling a new line of fuzzy plush disease dolls
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop reasons not to go to the US
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"He had Bermuda shorts and a T-shirt in one hand and his private parts in the other," said police spokesman Klaus Pickel
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
PBS' "Reading Rainbow" fighting for survival
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(International Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
Steve Case wants to create a spin-off of TimeWarner called "AOL"
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(Go Memphis)
 
 
 
Unemployed Iraqi statue makers awaiting rush of orders
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(Post Gazette)
 
 
 
Scientists find adding too much water to sand castles makes them collapse. Still no cure for cancer
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(News-Press)
 
 
 
Officers hide in McDonald's Drive-thru window to catch soccer-mom evil-doers
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Mon May 26, 2003
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"MaDonal" serves burgers under golden arches logo in Iraq. Booger King, Taco Hell, Pizza Dump to open next month
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Almost proverbial: Bull rampages through antique shop
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(Channel News Asia)
 
 
 
Escalator suddenly reverses, flinging riders backwards
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Women's Soccer World Cup coming to the US - top removing to ensue
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Welsh sheep farmers still hurting from Chernobyl. Welsh sheep still hurting from Welsh
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Most men don't need XXL condom size but think they do
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(CNN)
 
 
 
'Bruce Almighty' topples Matrix Sequel in Memorial Weekend upset
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Unknown organism takes over Minute-Maid Park roof. Demands end of the DH
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(TCPalm)
 
 
 
Twins become mothers on same day. Fb- is the fathers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
WD-40 suing the protesting Texas Democrats for using their name
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Lawyer for Diana Ross wants her breathalyzer-melting breath test thrown out
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(CTNow)
 
 
 
Sen. Joseph Lieberman is for and against tax breaks, depending on which day you ask him
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Roger Clemens, clubbed by Boston, misses 300th win. Yankees suck
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Theme: Unlikely NBA expansion teams
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(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Cliff Yablonski is not a fan of four pages of you
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Manchester is the most bohemian city in the UK. If, by "bohemian", you mean rainy, miserable and full of young thugs
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It took 200 years, but New Zealand island is now rat-free
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Scott Peterson "...knows who did it" and Fox has it on tape
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Iraqi man sentenced to death by Saddam Hussein finally emerges from 20 years of hiding in a crawl space in his parents' home
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Teen accused of selling "special" brownies in his high school for $8 each
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Norway and Sweden have hair-pulling fight and call each other names after Eurovision Song Contest. Sweden started it
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Man steals goat, taunts police, leaves note with diagram of his apartment behind
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Canadian cattle cleared of having 'Mad Cow'. Jury still out on Michael Jackson
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Suspect identified in Louisiana serial killings
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It's the first Fark Audioedit (like a photoshop, but with an audio file). Edit this promo for farker DBloom's cable company. If this works we'll do it again
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Army and MIT to create super soldiers
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Granny scares off burglar by squeezing his testicles
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The average desk is home to 400 times more bacteria than the average toilet seat
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Huge earthquake rocks Japan. Farker JimDunlop who lives there too drunk to notice
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Palaeontologists uncover regular Spielberg-load of fossils (link corrected)
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Theme: Photoshop the stupidest thing you've ever done
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Toilet trip causes airplane stampede
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L.A. 'Skunk Squad' winning battle against lowlifes by stinkin' up the joint
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